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2021

22

Sep

Sabrina Carpenter Lingerie of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is a 22 year old industry sweetheart who I don’t think I’ve ever seen in anything, but the name’s familiar which isn’t saying much…since everyone is famous.

I guess she’s a singer, dancer and actress who was recruited by Disney, or created by Disney because Disney is the industry leader, who basically own all the media, but they specialize in finding young tween talent and cultivate them to be the adult stars some of them become…oftentimes by publicly transitioning them like they were Bruce Jenner, only instead of sex changes, they sexualize them so they seem edgy enough to keep the fans they’ve spent millions on capturing….at least in this sexualized society where everyone is sexualizing themselves at a level where if you’re not sexualizing yourself, you ain’t shit….

I guess you could argue that half naked, lingerie content or fashion shows aren’t sexualizing yourself, that I’m just old and out of touch because underwear as outerwear is totally non sexual content, you know pervert dinosaur….plus I could sexualize a bitch in a snowsuit if she was in the right position….but it’s pretty clear where society is when Disney kids are doing shit like this to stay relevant or maintain relevance…the big scramble.

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2021

22

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies are what I’ve traditionally called pussy definition because if the pants are tight enough you can see the entire pussy print…which by definition is the pussy definition…not that we’re a dictionary but we’ll assume we have dicks and in having dicks we’re into pussy….that’s not to say some dick aren’t into ass, or that some dick are into tranny that don’t have pussy wedgies but could if they had the right insert sold on amazon to pull their lie….but I’ll assume there are still dudes who are both fascinated and inspired by every vagina they see and that they appreciate that part of a style trend these days is pulling pants and panties into vagina in order to show the world your vagina definition…it’s the new cleavage…

This is a round up of girls with cameltoes…showing off their cameltoes because cameltoes are hot even when they’re not….

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2021

22

Sep

Caylee Cowan Bra of the Day

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Caylee Cowan has brought some big titty in a bra….because she’s got sloppy big tits that need bras…which works out fine for people like us who aren’t fucking her in exchange for rend money and castings….or seeing her naked even though we should be…it’s marketing…isn’t it and Cowan needs all the marketing he can get.

I don’t want to reduce Caylee Cowan to an LA sugar baby trying to get famous, but I tend to think anyone who moves to LA as a young girl with a dream of fame is likely getting her rent paid somewhere, and getting those castings for reasons that are perverted, because there’s a level of selling your soul…whether to the devil himself, his henchmen, or just the evil industry that eats these people up and spits them out when they are done with them….

That doesn’t reduce her level of looking less sloppy than she has in the past…she’s clearly been doing work as she tries to be the next big titty Sydney Sweeney….which I don’t know whether she’ll ever get there but I’ll watch her tits as she does…

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2021

22

Sep

Britney Spears Body Paint of the Day

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Britney Spears weirdness is by design…everything we see is by design that is why we are seeing it…

Prior to the FREE BRITNEY movement that only got traction because they needed a big pop culture story to distract by the fucked up pandemic measures you’re being sold….like they did with George Floyd, or like they did with any other viral story, even this VAN LIFE girl GABBY and the theatrical manhunt they are undertaking to find her fiance and prime suspect in a world where the FBI is currently watching you with your dick in your hand…meaning…”being on the run” is a fucking lie if I’ve ever heard one…not that it matters..

What matters is that prior to Britney’s dad faking her being released from her prison, she’s still in a fucking prison, because these weird ass content that they put out of her, that is so bootleg and creepy is now continuing now that she’s free and I don’t buy into it….just like I don’t buy into her fiance being anything but an actor they cast to play the part of his lifetime…but maybe I’m just too skeptical….

In this video, crazy Britney, is looking as crazy as she’s looked the last few years, because she’s crazy…but luckily….she’s half naked…in whatever prison cell they shot this in…

Everything about this creeps me out, while giving me boners cuz Britney’s still hot…and I guess a prison sex slave who looks like she’s been crying is porn to some.

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2021

22

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned weed being illegal is just evidence on the corruption in the world of big corporations, because I know that a plant you can grow in your garden that can be therapeutic for a few health issues, from headaches, to IBS, to stress, to sleep disorders…you know the things that make people great customers for medication, or over the counter medication…then there’s the whole industrial use of HEMP from rope, to clothing, shoes, biodegradable “plastics”…you know that’d piss off the people at the oil companies….then there’s the whole potential of it enlightening people…maybe taking them to a higher place by triggering some things in their brain…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist…I just know that this plant is a solid threat on money making products…and it can’t be regulated or taxed….plus the industry of policing it is way more beneficial….

Then, when they want people sedated on their couch, or thinking the lawmakers are cooler and progressive, they use legalizing it as their angle to distract…But the good news is that there’s some weed activists who want people knowing they are into weed with nudes…because any cause is a good cause to get naked….unless they are just showing off that they get naked and get lit…which is always possible and doesn’t really matter cuz NUDES!

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2021

22

Sep

Rihanna See Through of the Day

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Lingerie billionaire Rihanna posts lingerie pics to her social media to promote her lingerie brand that has made her an official billionaire…because she doesn’t care about being an exhibitionist unless it involves her getting paid…transactional motherfuckers…but as someone who has paid for sex because regular girls are grossed out by me…I’ll say transactional relationships are no big deal…

USE ME FOR MONEY…not that I am buying her cheap shit lingerie like a fool from the internet brain washed into buying into anything the celebs tell me to buy into…because I don’t care about celebrities and know all these fools are fucking scams used to manipulate weak people…so I get to benefit from the sleazy content promoting lingerie, cuz people are SEX positive and need to keep their sex lives hot and heavy, since sex as an act gets pretty boring…limited moves especially when obese and limped dick…so throw some lingerie in like it’s another woman to spice it up…I get it…but also know the lingerie sales are really increasing because people post lingerie selfies all day and need outfits…

Point being, she’s in mesh…the reason her business is s hit is irrelevant…the mesh lingerie is hardly relevant…but it’s still mesh lingerie on a huge pop star..

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2021

22

Sep

Bella Thorne Finally Bathes of the Day

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Bella Thorne takes baths…and documents it for the fans because long gone are the times you had to break into a celebrity’s house to hide in her closet to get a glimpse of her taking her bath…they just produce this shit and deliver it to you for free….or for fun…for the thrill…who knows…

I’ve been pretty consistent in saying that Bella Thorne looks like a slimy, greasy, unshowered, cum soaked, chronic masturbating, porn addicted pervert…just stinking of dirty cum filled pussy…which I guess is the perfume of the generation.

She does the whole trashy pervert porn addicted thing pretty well, but we’re not dumb, we’ve been around long enough to know how the system works. She’s a Disney kid who is answering to the whole social media thing taking over….to think she’s just this brilliant media trained mind who knows exactly how to market herself, build her own empire, run her brand only to be a sweetheart to the industry because they need that “indy” vibe on social media to seem legit for the fans to get sucked in…but behind the scenes, I’d have a hard time believing there’s not a team of people puppet mastering….

Not that it matters….everything is by design, everything is staged and postured, manufactured and garbage…but when it’s a naked or half naked girl getting out of the bath, I don’t fucking care about her creative projects, I’m here for the TITTIES…

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2021

22

Sep

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I think Wet Spots was the first of my round-ups of normies getting naked on the internet…at the top of the pandemic, I wasn’t really planning on doing the non-celebrity social media content in the form of everyday girls getting naked under different circumstances, poses, trends, categories…but as a troll, I thought, let’s do this wet spot post, because as an amateur or hobbiest gynecologist, I was into how gross the wet spots could be….NOT because I hate pussy or their natural self cleaning discharge…I mean I’ll lick up sludge from an unshowered AIDS pussy with my mouth any day, but mainly because I don’t believe in the Germ Theory and feel like I can’t get sick from it…plus I like the flavor…I’m big into stinky cheeses, fermented foods, I can handle the rot….

But out of context, in photo, when not super horny or ready to cum myself like I have been in other circumstances like decades ago at the Laundromat near the college, where dirty panties were a fucking currency, you’d either buy from the college girls or steal, only humiliating after finishing and realizing what I just did….that shame…similar to when you wash out your fleshlight after a hot fuck with it…

So yeah, wet spots…what a weird clickbait listicle round-up….

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2021

22

Sep

Norm McDonald’s Prophetic Last Youtube Words of the Day

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I didn’t dig too deep into this, but as I’ve made pretty clear on here, I think Norm Macdonald was an amazing comedic mind. I was pretty sad to hear he died, which isn’t something I feel ever, and I think he was brilliant but underrated because the media didn’t like how he said what he said without a filter…the way people SHOULD be….but the mainstream doesn’t like those they can’t control….as you probably know if you’ve seen any of the comedians they’ve created, because they do control who becomes famous and it’s hardly ever the people who deserve to be famous..

Anyway, I don’t know about this shit, I’m not an expert…I’m a hack but I think this video of Norm which they say is one of his last videos offers you some pretty IMPORTANT words you should take fucking seriously…it’s prophecy shit, or really a TS ELLIOT poem, but that doesn’t mean it’s not prophetic….

He’s talking to Roseanne, who is saying that MORE bad shit is coming, and it is….and Norm quoted the Hallow Man poem with:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

If you think the world is just dealing with a pandemic like a “war” to keep us safe, because you are hopeful…you are BUT a fool.

Listen to Norm…do something otherwise what is the fucking point of living…

Here’s Norm Macdonald on God…