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2021

27

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

I see your vaccine passport and a raise you an on/off passport….

These vaccine passports are happening here next week and I laugh, because people are allowing it, because they really buy into the narrative they are being fed and basically are conditioned to do what they are told…but that’s now why I laugh about this….I laugh because people think it’s based on the unvaccinated being heathens, when really they knew about the vaccine passports probably well before they knew of people who would be anti the vaccine…

I know how long it takes companies to build anything. I think the Disney+ app took 5 years and billions of dollars, even though you could probably do it for under 20,000 with the right nerd…but still…these are big, sluggish entities…and just miraculously have a QR code scanning and monitoring system pulled together randomly….in the last 3 weeks that they’ve seen a fourth wave spike….

They want us using these stupid things, not because we have a vax or not, but for whatever other weird ass reason….cuz logically the vax and the unvax should be able to go to the same places…I mean some vax and unvax even live in the same houses with each other…it’s one of those “if you have a vax, a mask and you’re social distancing…what difference would an unvax do”…..

I am all for getting the vax if you believe in the vax…I am not here saying don’t get it…just saying do your damn research be informed…

Anyway, we were warned about the vaccine passports in May or something, when they KNEW the plan…give us the summer then go back to the predictive programming….and people were like “that won’t happen”…now it is happening….because that’s how these things work…

Now the issue is, obviously there are a lot of issues, but the main issue I see, other than breach of human freedoms and shit, is that the vaccine passport isn’t the on/off passport…you need to use the internet for that….

Cuz I want to see all the girls dressed….undressed….I just went to the grocery store where I saw at least 12 women who were dressed but would have been better off undressed…

SO maybe that could be a feature they add to that vaccine passport app, maybe around the time they implant us with chips so that we get to scan without being so obvious, where we have to ask “CAN I SCAN YOUR QR CODE TO SEE YOUR On/OFF?”…. you know cuz we wouldn’t want them knowing we’re creepers or anything….right…

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2021

27

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Tits of the Day

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When you see Disney trained puppets behaving like this for likes, follows, views, a distraction….noise…maybe a roadmap to how to survive the apocalypse…

I am a firm believer that once you make your way into that machine….within the other machine…that is the hollywood industry…you aren’t publishing shit without it being signed off on by the handlers…

The interesting thing is NONE of these people have any opinion, other than the “general consensus”….and should be seen as evil agenda pushers….

While looking at their tits, because when on MUTE, we don’t need to suffer from the annoying things they are pushing on us, and focus on their sluttiness..

Distractors distracting….but at least she looks better than ever…not that that is saying much…

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2021

27

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties were a victim of abuse. They were bullied by the big and evil corporations and told they were sub-panty, not as good as the other panties, and were thrown aside….not allowed to go to bars and restaurants, reserved for at home when on period to capture the blood…they were the bodily fluid grease trap panty…when the other panties, let’s call them the vaccinated panties, that complied with the powers that be…and were celebrated amongst the masses without even thinking for a second that they had a perfectly good granny panty at home…no way, those are for grannies and these girls are upwardly mobile, independent thinkers, raised on Sex and the City to not want that whole traditional family with meaning, but instead to fuck everyone they can like it’s an accomplishment…STRENGTH in numbers even if it is meaningless and hardly a challenge for girls to get fucked…ANY GIRL CAN GET FUCKED AT ANY TIME….but instead be a slave to career, live in your shit apartment…work…drink…but don’t wear full back panties…it’s a thong era…you fucking consumer puppet being brainwashed….and marketed to…

All this to say….full back panties are still panties…

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2021

27

Aug

Elsa Hosk Side Boob in a Short Dress of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is new mom, but unlike the new moms at the Walmart checkout line-up, you know all fat and disgusting as shit, she’s a model, from Europe and has a different level of lifestyle choices, access to healthy foods, has a level of vanity that involves not wanting having a kid to ruin her amazing career and life, but more importantly, she’s an athlete, a pro B-Ball player and respects fitness…

She’s also the hottest model around, so there’s that too….

Meaning, seeing her Swedish body in this slutty knitted skirt that looks far better than the sweater I had in the 90s that looked just like this, if only I know I could turn it into a slutty stripper dress…I’d be the talk of the town…

What is important in Elsa Hosk’s approach to life, clearly healthy, rich, amazing and it’s all well deserved because look at her….but yeah…what’s important is that Sweden was the only country who didn’t give into the COVID fear of quarantining the healthy, and focused on quarantining the sick…allowing people to live normally while the rest of the world wasn’t allowed to see family, celebrate Christmas, or shop….businesses were shut down by the people who pretend they are here to save them….you know, things that make Sweden seem like a desirable place to retire…especially if the women look like this…I mean…she’s good.

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2021

27

Aug

Christina Milian Birthing Line of the Day

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Christina Milian’s a sold to the industry at a relatively young age, so you know she’s been banged out properly and not just because she’s recovering from a recent pregnancy, but because her first pregnancy was with a high powered music producer who squeezed her name on some songwriting credits that keep the bitch getting paid…songs including Justin Beiber’s hit “Baby”….nice residuals for all the scammers involved….

Anyway, she’s in a bikini trying to be hot, despite being 40…and too old for this shit…but since she’s already rich, we know that she just does this for attention, an exhibitionist, maybe a sex worker at the highest level, I don’t fucking know, but I’m going to assume that bikini bottom strap is working overtime to contain that battered pussy….

Not that you care, I mean it’s Christina Milian, basically irrelevant, she just hasn’t figured it out yet…

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2021

27

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts don’t really need a fucking intro. It’s a pose girls do to make their asses look better when they sext, or produce smut to post publicly, because nothing is sacred, everyone has a price and everyone is a pervert who gets off to this shit…and I’m all for it, because you BEST be getting all the money you can before all businesses are shut down and you basically survive off free money from the government so long as you follow the rules..

Girls being exhibitionists like their leaders….or idols…now that they don’t have a church to fill the void in their souls…is ALL good…cuz I like seeing these girls making their asses pop for content….I’ve been living behind the screen for a long time so keep bringing us the smut…it’s a good distraction and dopamine trigger.

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2021

27

Aug

Doja Cat Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Doja Cat but I’ll assume that she’s been marketed as some rapper or singer that just randomly went viral, even though all this shit is calculated, but when shit is planted and contrived it makes it far less of an exciting story to buy into, because knowing the media is a fucking lie works against their plan….

So Doja Cat who I don’t know, but who I’ll assume makes shitty fucking music, that goes viral on TikTok, for shitty fucking people with no brains, because it’s all part of how the roll this shit out….

Her real name is not Doja Cat, it’s Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini….her mom a Jewish Painter….her dad a South African actor….raised in Tarazana and NYC…I am sure in squalor, you know daughter of a starving artist shit…LOL….

ANYWAY….she’s in Andy Warhol the overhyped artist scammer’s magazine that is still around, where they went full gutter with her, because why not make photoshoots for overrated, pretentious, high brow smut magazines trash….it’s ironic…or something.

I don’t mind the whole snuff film, medicated, crackwhore looking bitch with her ass from the front…I just don’t think it’s art…but I also don’t believe in art…it’s just money laundering for the rich, giving these people a sense of importance, when they are garbage…

I am not against this gutter snuff film looking shoot, I want people to push things to a better and more interesting place, content is boring now….

It’s just so contrived. Like everything.

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2021

27

Aug

Is this Teen Boy Posing as a Military Member Threatening Martial Law For Real? of the Day

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I just saw this video of a teen boy in his dad’s army fatigues, probably on too much estrogen by his school nurse who wants his dick to shrivel up and turn into a cunt, so long as he’s got a mask on…

But yeah, I saw this guy, who is posing like your military, basically saying how he is going to TURN on the citizens who last I checked are paid for by the tax payers, or maybe by the big bankers who print the american dollars to finance themselves, and I guess their friends….

So you’ve got someone who’s job is to protect you, saying if you don’t listen to him, he’s going to turn his guns on you, because when you’re built like a 15 year old boy, I guess real men are scary.

I am in Canada, where we are far more doomed, but American, the land of the free, isn’t looking so free when this shit happens.

If I was a journalist, I’d track down an interview with this Bronson idiot, who I’ll assume is a fake TikTok troll and not legit military, because if this is a legit military member, what a joke….it reminds me of a little kid wearing his dad’s business suit on a Sunday to make the grandparents laugh….

If this is real…what the fuck…I can’t see this ending well!

Hopefully, the real military, that is supposed to defend the American people, and maybe your constitution doesn’t have the same attitude towards its citizens…

We’re all doomed.

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2021

27

Aug

Mathilde Tantot Nude of the Day

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Mathilde Tantot was an early enough to instagram girl from France who posed her hot ass in bikini for likes and follows and who got herself into a pod with other low level girls who show their tits and ass allowing them all to reach such high heights by luring in all the perverts and sharing their pervert fans with each other, paving the way for some real fucking OnlyFans success….

There was a time they were just playing it cool, like just casually hot in a bikini, but when they realized they couldn’t sell enough skinny teas, or whatever they were getting paid to sell with their asses….before realizing “cam girls make a shit ton selling nudes, and we have 1,000,000 people who would pay to see us nudes after all these yeears of cockteasing”….so now they all get fucking paid.

The fun thing about sex work is that it is a slippery slope, the money is easy, they spend it as fast as they make it, but they also get used to the million dollars a month they get, and in maintaining their fans or subscribers they have to go harder and harder….

So eventually, all these hot chicks on instagram, will be getting fucked up the ass on some paid platform…

I am not against people talking the easy route to get paid, even with all the theatrics, prostituting yourself is a tale as old as time….and with a tail like this, even if it looks fake, and probably is, it’s a win…

In conclusion, she’s from France, so this is how bikini tops work there.

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2021

27

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s fishnet friday, a glorious day to remind ourselves that girls like to dress like french prositutes of the 1800s, because being a whore is timeless…

It’s also a nice reminder that girls who pretend they are feminists, empowered, and all that other bullshit are still just victims of the system, sexualizing themselves for profit, like a french prostitute in the 1800s.

The same people who cry down with the patriarchy for sexualizing women, are sexualizing themselves, for the patriarchy? I mean, I assume they’re not targeting the cucks and the gays or even other chicks with this shit.

The good news is that I am all for empowering or giving a platform or being a conduit for women to empower themselves through erotica…

Because I fucking love fishnets, I don’t find it oppressive and I love sexualizing women especially when they sexualize themselves, so we’re all on the same team here.

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