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2021

26

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but as a Canadian who is about to go into the horrible winter, and potentially “FOURTH WAVE LOCKDOWNS” that instinctively I assume will be of the same scale as Australia, over a bullshit virus or at least a virus that hasn’t even hit Australia, yet people are being beat the fuck up by the public, but the people are finally waking up there…but if you’ve ever met an Australian, they are a lot more aggressive and big personality than the rest of us idiots…especially passive Canadians…allowing for the passive to participate in the witch hunt against the unvaccinated….or the people going against the system…even though the vaccines don’t actually work…

So as a Canadian who expects everyone to go along with more government funded intimidation….

The idea of Florida is a fucking dream….the trashy hooter girl energy, where even the rich and successful women, like Doctors and Lawyers, look like hooter girls, with their 90s plastic tits in micro bikinis…who once naked are NOTHING but tanlines…

If DrunkenStepfather could be ANY business, it wouldn’t be a shitty titty blog no one cares about, it’d be a BIKINI CAR WASH in florida.

Where the investors at?

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2021

26

Aug

Jen Psaki Calls it a Plandemic and Other Videos of the Day

How to Get Broke Friend Some Ice Craem

Slip and Recovers

Granny Shits herself

Girl Struggles to Swim with her Mermaid Tail

Accused of Stealing a Shirt They Walked In With

Wedding Party Locked in Toilet

ATV Flip

Car Loses Traction

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2021

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think it’s funny that I have become a spiritual leader to at least one person, my own damn self…

I always wanted a sex cult and I guess I’ve always been a spirit guide…because the whole point of this site was to not subscribe to the bullshit these people spew and their bullshit celebrities and pop culture that everyone buys into….

I was well aware what tech does because I was early to the internet, how it confuses and basically retards the retards who let it…

So all these peopl thinking they are informed or woke, or informed or woke, are really just blinded consumers ready to buy whatever they are told to buy because they’ve been manipulated….so really they are just fools….

I am not saying I am smarter than most, or more enlightened than most, I am sure my choices of being more inspired by homeless people than corporate execs at a early age is not the best way to be, but I am not a slave…. which isn’t saying much, because we are all actually slaves…I am just a slave who sees what’s going on.

It’s just funny for me to feel like I’m telling people that there is a god out there and to look within themselves to find it, when for the first 15 years of this site and really for my entire Perverted life, I assumed I would burn up if I went into a church…

I didn’t realize that salvation would be found while still being the degenerate I always wanted to be….you know like I was an atheist pushing evil pornography and degenerate things from my degenerate life for jokes….

I always realized who the enemy was, who the evil actually was, what the lie of the mainstream consumerism was….

I just didn’t know it was really a good vs evil fight until this year…so never too late to find your spirit, because I didn’t even know I had one, and here I am turning a smut site into a church that still posts smut…imagine that…

The point of all this isn’t to jerk myself off like I was Bourdain….it is to say stop listening to all the egos out there and figure this shit out for yourself…

Get vaccines, wear mask, social distance, fear the virus, which maybe you should, it was made in a lab….do all those things….

But when I see a division between the slave class because of it, all the vaccinated hating the unvaccinated, fighting amongst themselves, I think…we’ve really lost our fucking minds and the puppet masters are doing this to us…

When I see people coerced into blindly injecting things in their body. without informed consent, then yell at the unvaccinated for nonsense illogical things….I just think…we’ve lost our fucking selves.

SO….Vaccinated or not…FIND yourself and stop being fucked with by EVERYONE who is just trying to fucking use you….stop being used…unless your’e a dude and it’s for sex by some hot chick..like that ever happens.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Pro Golfer at the Pool Being Hot
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Nude Model Esthela Guzman
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Little Leaguer’s Checking Out the Tits
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Addison Rae in a Thong Bikini
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Luckiest People Ever
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Truck Driver Avoids Pedestrain
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Dudes Sneaking into a Concert…
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Nirvana Baby Suing Band – Get Paid Loser
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PLANE FLIGHT
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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2021

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s a lot going on out there on this horrible internet, I wouldn’t suggest you ignore it

This vaccine battle is at the point of stupid. Everyone has to ask you about your vaccines, you know to be polite because they don’t actually care about your vaccine, they just want to pretend they do so that they seem less self involved when they tell you about their vaccine….it’s the new veganism, or the new “I was molested #metoo”, or whatever “I’m LGBTQ”….it’s so annoying, everyone needs to talk about themselves all the time….

Who cares about your damn vaccines….I don’t care…you can take any meds you want, eat any foods you want, fuck anything you want, jerk off to whatever you want….you can even your own semen to get maximize your weening testosterone…or if you’re adventurous your fit gym going friend’s semen since he’s probably actually got testosterone….

My problem with all this is that I don’t like shitty lawyers and business people because rich people are evil….who don’t want to leave us all alone….They are laughing in our faces as they control society that we all live in and maybe we deserve it for participating all these years.

I get that they think they are better or more important than us because they probably are…I’m not that impressive….and I don’t expect to live their life of luxury or at their high society level, and don’t really want to….I know I am slave class…but I just prefer to be LEFT alone..while following the rules they’ve made for us, whether I agree with them or not….

I get it, they were rich kids who either launched a social media site to track everyone’s every move, a software company that scams you and tracks your every move, an online store that kills local stores or forces them to sell to you through them and tracks your every move…impressive….or you run pharmaceutical companies so why wouldn’t you want to sell 4 shots a year…or you’re in government….we get it…someone’s gotta take advantage of the situation while we sit here streaming bullshit…..but shit, they are carding people at restaurants around the world as a “safety measure” people are subscribing to….vaccinated or not…that’s divisive as shit and pretty intrusive…can’t they just keep watching us jerk off on our phone cameras like they used to…so get jerking off….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Camilla Cabello’s Outdoor Shower
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Paige VanZant’s Promo for her Content Site!
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Haley Kalil Bikinis!
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Gina Carano Shows a Little Leg Pursuing Freedom
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Yoga Fail
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Jackie Cruz Skinny Dipp Booty
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Modern Family Star Gets Engaged Before Dying
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Charli XCX is Working It
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Demi Rose bares all
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Madelene Wright Shares a Look at Her View in a Thong Bikini
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Kristen Ritter Beach Boobs
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Bai Ling in a Short Skirt in Time’s Square
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Sports Hottie!
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The Giant Middle Finger…
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Plane Crash Lands
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Nirvana Baby Sues to Get Paid
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Girl Confused in the Kitchen
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Official Trailer For The Movie Spider Man-No Way Home!
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ESPN Cancels “The Jump” and Removes Rachel Nichols From NBA Programming
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Did you see Australian TV Cut to Satanic Ritual
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Famous Conjoined Twins Abby and Britt are a Teacher
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Doogie Howser’s House in Harlem is Expensive
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Monkey Puts COVID Mask On
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Dua Lipa in Boots and a Short Skirt
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Rachel Bush Calls Out NFL After Bills Players Sent Home for Contact With a COVID Positive Vaccinated Staff Member
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Horse Eats Granny’s Chips
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Sleeping Man Mistaken for Dead Body
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Biker fail
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Alessandra Ambrosio Pokies
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Katherine McNamara’s Cleavage
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TikTok Star Addison Rae in Bikini
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It Looks Like an Astros Fan Got Busted With His Side Chick
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Trying Things for the First Time Parody
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Dad Catches Foul Ball Holding Kid
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Car on the Track
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Ariel Winter in a Big Cleavage Glamour Shoot
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The Most Comfortable Softwear in the World
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Bring the Pussy
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From the Forum

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Sydney Sweeney’s Big Cleavage at Event
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Michelle Rodriguez Looking Fit in Bikini
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Strategic Topless Fashion Shoot with Charlee Fraser
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Shalom Harlow in a Bikini TOp
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Lindsey Vonn at the Airport
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Nudes from the Movies
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Andrea Thompson – Tits Out in 1999
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Hailey Bieber Legs
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Dove Cameron on Set with Whitney Cummings
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Kristen Bell at an Event
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Hudgens and her Friend in Gym Clothes…
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Kendall Jenner Bikinis
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Olivia Ponton Legs
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From stepSMUT!!


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Creepy Ears Dildo Time
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Hot Sunny Tits
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Big Dildo Dreams
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Pregnant Sluts
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Get Hooked
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27 People Having a Shit Day
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Hot Chocolate Tits
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Bringing Water to the Fishnets
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Hippie Beach Party
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Cute Vibes
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Titty Model’s Nude Shoot
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5 Reasons to say WTF WAS THAT
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Panties to the Side Dildo Fuck
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Fourth of July Nude Shoot Pussy
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SHowing her New Skill
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Nude Fruit Photoshoot
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10 Inch Dildo Sword
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Sex Tape
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A Couple of Buds Being Bros
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Amateur Sex Tape with her Glasses On
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Perky Tits
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BOOTY
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Dee Williams Shaves her Pussy
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This Girl is Hard at Work
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Cum haters
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Dildo Riding Demo
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2021

25

Aug

Rita Ora Flasher of the Day

Rita Ora may think her purpose on this earth is to make music, like the other Albanian singers making hits, because I guess they were human trafficked out of BOSNIA…in the 90s…to create hits 25 years later…

She likely thinks that she’s a solid singer, gifted by god, not that she actually believes in god, to be Rita Ora, one must SELL their fucking soul to SATAN…we already know that…

She doesn’t want to think she’s just hot tits, while being hot tits, and I know I’d be down to Eating ass with shit in it from a lazy rich person wipe…she looks good…but I’d probably eat any ass with shit still in it if I was really in the zone, you know present in the moment, I’ve done it before I’ll do it again, so it’s not really a compliment…

She did make money with a crazy record deal, which has carried her, and I guess she can sleep at night thinking she’s a popstar, but we all know she’s just tits, aging tits, but STILL tits…irrelevant, unimpressive, desperate and shameless…but still TITS…

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2021

25

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I have always looked to the pussy when coming across a girl, I don’t know why because I’ve never had a CRYING GAME experience where I’ve had a surprise dick make an appearance in a random hook-up with what I thought was a girl, it’s just habit…blame my facial recognition blindness…so I look to the pussy first….

Not that it would make a difference, I am sure TRANNIES are all about the the pussy wedgie, whether with cameltoe inserts, or showing off their new expensive designer pussies made from turning their dick inside out, or even with some strategic use of their balls in a CAMELTOE tuck….PEOPLE ARE FUCKING NUTS..so broken and manipulated by the algorithm….

Anyway, in looking to the pussy first, I’ve always seen a lot of cameltoe, but since the pandemic, I’ve never seen so many cameltoe…some so aggressive I can see them from across the street without my glasses on…never have their been so many fat lip with pants jacked up in it…maybe because pussies are fatter, I mean everyone is, maybe girls are sluttier and like the pressure on their clit…it makes walking fun, or maybe they just like people seeing their cunt..

WHO cares…they are amazing and here is a round-up…

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2021

25

Aug

McKayla Maroney Leggings of the Day

OLYMPIC DREAMS….

Here is the victim who got paid out, so it’s like she’s less of a victim, of the USA Gymnastic team that for whatever reason let predators prey on the talented Gymnasts they recruited, knowing the parents, who are likely not perverts, only think they are there because there’s Olympic hope…who wouldn’t want that for their kid, especially after altering their entire lives to cater to that GYMNASTIC PARENT life…

You can’t blame the parents for being ignorant and marketed to, I mean they are a compelled audience, easy to get sucked the fuck into the dream, so easy that they ignore the real issue, that an established, funded and reputable organization would hire a diddler…

Anyway, as someone who was sexualized when getting her ankle fixed with dudes finger in her ass…..she’s now sexualizing herself as an adult who has that right…and with her fit retired gymanst body, all you should think about is her doing the splits on your dick, cuz you know she can…

If you can’t jerk off to the athlete, what’s the point of supporting their athleticism, right….which is why all these athletes are turning to onlyfans to sell porn, fuck my athleticism, sponsors don’t pay as much for me to win, as you do to see me finger my asshole like a doctor trying to fix a broken ankle…

McKayla Maroney Leggings of the Day

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2021

25

Aug

Nina Agdal Bikini Ass of the Day

Nina Agdal’s got a big forehead and long torso and I’ve branded her the retard of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, only because there was a time when Sports Illustrated used hot models and not retard models, or fat models, or old lady models to pretend to be WOKE, instead of just sticking to what they’ve already been doing and maybe drawing a line in the sand that says “use instagram for the uglies in bikinis, we’ve got a standard and brand to keep”…cuz NO ONE needs to see uglies in bikinis in the magazine, it’s just pandering to people who are fucking ugly and have a dream..

IT’S NOT FAIR SHE’s PRETTY AND I WANT THAT EXISTENCE…

So yeah, make a wish foundation waterheaded NINA, is old, banged out by some rich people, but pays off nicely, cuz she can workout all day and her fit body, makes her long toros and retard head less offensive…

GOOD STRATEGY…we call it the Ashley Tisdale, ugly as shit, but at least she was fit, when she was fit….



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2021

25

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I know that a lot of the right media think the whole legalizing of weed is a sign of the end of society, to which I say, COVID is probably that sign, let’s stop shaming weed…because it actually has a lot of medicinal qualities and it actually helps motherfuckers connect to their motherfucking spirit or maybe connect to god because it triggers some synapsis that alcohol numbs, or that TV numbs, or that porn NUMBS, or that everything numbs…

CLEARLY, we are in a war against GOOD and evil, and the people in charge thinking WEED legalizing will make people more sloth, pathetic, consumers as before, may have a crazy awakening when they realize the weed WAKES the sleeping idiots up…

Because WEED, marketed as something that dumbs people down, only makes people not do things they don’t want to do, like their taxes, or cleaning their room….it doesn’t make them mindless idiots on the couch watching movies, it makes them question the things they see in the movies….so WEED being legal, because it is medicine, and because it being ILLEGAL is another example of BIG PHARMA not caring what is best for you, you can’t have a free, grow in your back yard remedy for shit, you need to BUY FROM THEM….

THE SYSTEM is rigged and if you don’t realize that, you’re the fucking problem….

ALl this to say, in the quest to legalize weed, the NICHE marketing of WEED, girls are out here showing off their appreciation of weed, for attention, money, their fanbase, dudes into weed…who cares…they’re doing it half naked…and it’s hot..even when it’s not..

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2021

25

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Braless of the Day

Madeline Petsch is some rich kid with a dream. her dad was a banker, retired because he pulled some banker moves that bankers do, because bankers are our OWNERS and HANDLERS who control our CURRENCIES and leaves them enslaved to them because they lend us money for she we can’t afford or some shit….DON’T TRUST BANKERS…

But yeah, her dad dropped out of Banking, cashed out, and launched some pool cleaning business that I am sure is not the same as your cousin in Florida with one of those Leaf Skimmers and a bucket of chemicals he got at Walmart with his METH money because he’s enterprising and knows that if you teach a man to fish, he can get all the meth money he needs, so long as he can get enough people paying him to clean pools…

It’s like how I always make Homeless people do dance routines or other humiliating things for my money they are begging, you can’t just beg me for money and make me say “I’m sorry” like a bitch….when you’re the one ASKING me for money out of nowhere you fucks.

Anyway, Madeline Petsch, as a rich kid, has gone onto Hollywood, landed a hit show that shouldn’t be a hit show, but rather a sign of how doomed our society is…you know a symptom of how dumb people are….but yeah…she got on that show, is the only thing worth jerking off on that show and her body is banging…so stare…

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