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2021

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t have a very exciting life. I am old, I don’t have kids to divert my attention to as they live their life, I don’t have interests or hobbies, I really just drink and stare at walls, but this weekend…I got nice and black out drunk and in my stupor I thought I was getting it on with my obese wife, who I typically avoid all human contact with, you know not the most loving or romantic environment, but she is 300 pounds and I think it’s safe to say…disgusting…but you know when you’re drunk and you’ve got an erection for the first time this month you make bad, shameful even, decisions…it’s probably 90s percent of the reason alcohol is legal, just not in Philadelphia, I saw that was getting rationed, sucks to be you, but yeah….so here I am convinced I’m eating her dirty fat lady asshole…and when I come to my senses, which typically happens after orgasm, I realize I wasn’t eating her asshole, I was eating an salami sandwich that was at the bottom of our cooler after a camping trip we went on a few weeks ago….

Here are some morning links in the morning….cuz it’s morning somewhere….

Kate Upton and her Boobs Doing Aquafitness with her Boobs
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Texas Mother Who Has Not Had Anal Sex Tells School Board Not to Teach Her Kids About It
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Hot Topless Model Posing in Apartment
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Wet Fart at the Beach Prank
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Madelene Wright’s Thong Booty in a Thong on a Paddle Board
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How the Most Dangerous Scenes Get Filmed
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Special Ops Airdrops are Pretty Crazy
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Jean Smart Gets Standing Ovation at the Emmys – She’s Good
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Ambrosio on a Hike!
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Volcano Eruption in Spain
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F1 Racer Full Throttle Through Smoke
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Bosnia Celebrating their Football Club’s 100th Birthday
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Cam Girls are the Best Girls
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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Shout out to Nicki Minaj and Doutzen Kroes and Randy Jackson for FIGHTING for the freedoms and turning their backs on discrimination…LET’S HOPE the avalanche of AWAKENESS spreads amongst the people so that we can collectively be left the fuck alone again…LET’S HOPE people stop being pussies and speak out for our FREEDOMS….that’s the WHOLE fucking point of being a rich celebrity…stop being a scared fuck, scared of being blacklisted, or cancelled….YOU HAVEN’T LIVED until you’ve been cancelled….MORE importantly…getting cancelled for wanting body autonomy or no discrimination amongst the people is something to FIGHT for…to be CANCELLED for…FIND your souls….because this hatred amongst people is fucking sick…

That said, fact checking memes is pretty hilarious, you see this shit all the time, but it’s pretty funny to me, because I thought that memes were supposed to be jokes…therefore NONE of them are REAL….

I am a firm believer that the internet isn’t real…

I am also a firm believer that at least one woman in the world has had an orgasm during an abortion…

So I wouldn’t really pay attention to anything I believe…

But at least one woman in the world has had an orgasm during an abortion…

If you see the way they protest for the right for abortion…there’s gotta be an orgasm at the end of the tunnel…

You know…plus everyone’s a pervert now…

Ask your friends who have had abortions if they had an orgasm during abortion…

Tell them you’re a gender studies major…

Maybe use it as a pick-up line at the bar…I am sure it’ll really win over anyone you talk to.

Let’s make that the PICK UP LINE OF THE DAY…

“So, have you ever had an orgasm during an abortion”….

Or you can just forget my sick, confusing, weird commentary and get fucking shit faced the way nature intended you….it’s the weekend, make a fool of yourself….find that FUN that everyone’s lost..

STAY AWAKE – DON’T SLEEP – STOP HATING EACH OTHER – FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOMS TOGETHER.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Irina Shayk is Hot as Hell in New Shoot
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Hot Track and Field Star!
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Maitland Ward Does a Boobie Bounce
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Gal Gadot Selfie!
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Kendall Jenner Braless
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Air BNB Has a Whinne The Poo Cottage You can Rent
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Crazy Splits Fail
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Crazy Track Star Booty!
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Lottie Moss Posing on her Knees
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Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz are Dating….She’s a Severe Improvement from Jessie J…
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Hot New Look
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Camille Kostek Shared a Behind the Scenes Look at Her 2021 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shoot
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Abigail Ratchford’s Lucky Assistant
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The DJ Does it Dirty for Dancer at the Wedding – TURN DOWN FOR WHAT to DANCING QUEEN…
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Pretending to be Homeless Than Paying Stranger’s Rent Prank
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Jason London – Gets Arrested
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Natalie Alyn Lind Hot Selfie!
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Katie Holmes Hard Nip Pokie
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Ancient Romans
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Bella Hadid’s in Pop Magazine Shoot
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Demi Rose Booty at the Bar
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Dumb Girl Falls in the Fountain
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NFL Agents Say Players have Fake Vaccine Cards
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Intense Slapping Competition
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Supercars Shut Down the Florida Keys Highway for Photoshoot
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Ariana Grande in a Skimpy Top
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Rita Ora Leather and Lace
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Vikings DE Everson Griffen Has Been Ruled Out of Sunday’s Game due to Car Accident
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Man sits with Angry Lion
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Compilation of the Funniest Moments of Star Trek
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Old Men in the Mall All Walk the Same
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Lizzo Wants to Remake the Bodyguard with Chris Evans
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Jennifer Aniston’s Anal Sex Joke on TV – She is Greek
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Giants Fans Going Through it Last Night
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Calling 911 over a Burger
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Rams vs Bears Fan Brawl
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Why Are Jaguars Players Mad with Urban Meyer…
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OnlyFans Model Spotted at Lewis Hamilton’s Hotel After a Met Gala Party
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hot Big Titty Sydney Sweeney in a Glamour Shoot Looking Amazing and Big Tittied
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Irina Shayk and her Bare Ass are Hot
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Anya Taylor Joy Posing
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Samara Weaving is Hot
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Diane Kruger Hot on Set
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Halle Berry on Set
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Selena Gomez in a Slutty Dress
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Kara Del Toro Hot Body Influencer
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Amelia Hamlin in a Skimpy Dress
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Charlotte McKInney – Cleavage Peek
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Sarah Hyland Shopping
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Nadiya Bychkova is in Tight Pants and HOT
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Ashley Benson in Shorts
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Joy Corrigan Looking Good
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Lily Rose Depp Looking Good at her Premiere in Canada
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Knees Up and the Dildo is In
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Eastern European with a Great Ass
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Hot Girl in Fishnets
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Hot Big Titty Flash
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ANimals hate Us
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Rubbin
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Babe in some Ribbon Lingerie
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Bitch in a Box
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Fighting Fridays
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Fishnet Fridays and the Dildo
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Nude Disco Model
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Mashup Madness….including a Girl Peeing in a Urinal…
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Squirting
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Model’s Pussy Show
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Hot Slutty Grilling Girls
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FUN PARTY BRO
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In the Punk and the Stink
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Rocking her Hips
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Girls in Panties
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Backseat Dildo Driver
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Amateur Slut Line Up
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Classic…the Pervert on the Beach
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Tentacle Dildos Freak Me Out
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A Twerk in Nature
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Big Tits in the Woods
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Car Titty Flash
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Nude Model in Red
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Hot Playboy Chick
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Shopper Tits
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Girl and her Double K Tits
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Fun in the Changing Room
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Outdoor Couple Fuck
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Pool Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur with Monster Boobs
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Amateur Fucker
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Outdoor Rubdown
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Hot Naked Only Fans Chick
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Outdoor Tits
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Backyard Tits
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Girl Gets Naked at the Farm
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2021

Sep

Zendaya Plaster Tits of the Day

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ZENDAYA Got her titties cast in plaster….for some pervert sex doll I assume. It’s a pre-requisite for some casting agents…I’m sure…now that they can’t fuck the people they cast for fear of beinf fired.

You know what, Zendaya’s never really stood out to me as someone to look twice at. I’ve only really seen her in that Euphoria show where she co-stars with Sydney Sweeney, who steals the show, which if you read my MHD that I posted at 4 pm because I only woke at up that time, thanks to staying up all night watching her tits in their sex scene I posted last week, you’ll know I’m a big fan of her tits and really think everything else around her, even superstars who are super famous like Zendaya are just there to support those big tits…I mean a BRA ALONE can’t handle the PAYLOAD..but I am sure they can handle OTHER LOADS you pervert fucks…I am ashamed you sexualize women the way you do…it’s 2021 people…get WOKE, INCLUSIVE, TURN TRANS…I know I am…

That said, Zendaya, in this shoot, is delivering us from evil, Amen…

If you know what I mean, and I’ll assume that’s not some blasphemy to say, that she’s a stunner…a long lean titty…..

I had no idea Zendaya was THIS good….it’s a revelation….

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2021

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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People always complain that life never works out the way you want it to work out…you know that it’s just pure shit and horrible…and I always say that it is because you aren’t posturing it or visualizing how you want it to workout….you know put it out to the universe and things fall into place…they say it is that simple….

I never really believed it, until realizing that EVERY SINGLE TIME I saw a girl walk by me, ANY girl, of ANY size, SHAPE, GENDER, I’m inclusive, It’s 2021, we’re woke around here….so long as the vagina is real and not a fleshlight insert or some hackjob crafted by some evil and twisted doctor…you know cuz 2021’s a little too woke and inclusive to keep things as hetero as you’d like….and if you say you’re not into fake vagina, but rather real vagina, you’ll get cancelled as they tell you that their vagina is a real vagina since they manifested it to the world…and cut their dick off in the process…but yeah…GAY IS NOW MANDATORY or you’re an asshole….

But yeah, I never really believed in that whole “SECRET” putting it to the world until realizing that every single time I’d see a girl, I’d say “wish she was naked”…and I guess WISHES do come true, it could happen to you….provided your wish involves girls doing slutty things for attention because the chances of that panning out are far better than saying “I want to win an Oscar”….or “I want to make 1000 milllion dollars”….you know get realistic and hedge your bets against girls figuring ways to produce content to monetize….

THE POINT OF THE STORY…all clothed girls, need the corresponding nude so we can see what’s going on under those outfits….

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2021

Sep

Madison Beer Got Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer’s pretty fantastic in this amazing dress….I mean that’s a fucking body…and face and I guess we can all understand how she got famous from her YOUTUBE thanks to her mother following the Bieber model before selling her to the industry, in exchange for a solid record deal she’s been sitting on for years. something we’d want her to do to our face!

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2021

Sep

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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RIBBIT is the sound that these girls want you to make when you bury your face into their frog butts, I hear it makes them cum faster, you know assuming that girls only do frog butt because they have frog fetishes, and not because they like the way it arches their back as they kneel, so it rounds out that ass….

FROG BUTT is a pose and not the same as frog mouth, where if you put a cigarette in it they don’t explode like the frogs of the 70s and 80s after the poor kid from elementary school would make the poor frog smoke for joke…I wonder what happened to that guy…hopefully dead in the gutter somewhere…

I mean emulating a frog’s butt, and hurting a frog for entertainment are TWO very different uses of frog as life inspo…as a pacifist who thinks animals are far more remarkable than humans…just remembering that story has made me angry..since FROGS are fucking cool….and I guess frog butts are too….so thanks ladies for TRIGGERING me…when you know I hate when people use the word TRIGGER…when they get FROG BUTT HURT, about something a motherfucker says….like RIBBIT when trying to make weird ass frog fetishists cum.

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2021

Sep

Kaley Cuoco Strips of the Day

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I guess Sitcom Queen, who may or may not have been responsible for the death of John Ritter, since it happened on set about 18 years ago, where she happened to be…before officially making her 1000s of millions being the hot chick on the nerd show….is putting her recently or currently getting divorced fake tits to use…and not just because she’s been rumored to be fucking Pete Davidson…

Pete Davidson is a guy I find creepy, but more importantly not all that funny, but in his defence he’s funny enough to pull all the bitches into guys they are told are funny, and I guess also funny enough to make millions, to be some touring comedian, and on SNL who I guess go through tons of comedians and know funny better than some drunk degenerate borderline homeless guy with a site people only check out to see tits, thinking there may be a chance I’ll have some exclusive when you can just go find this shit on instagram….plus I’ve never actually seen him do comedy…since I don’t believe in comedy, laughing is overrated, and I sure as fuck don’t watch SNL…

I don’t know why I am writing about Pete Davidson, or why I even know gossip that she’s potentially dating him, since I’m just an OBSOLETE motherfucker…

What I do know is SPORTS BRA TITS…not personally, or intimately, just what they are…and here they are….

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2021

Sep

Elizabeth Olsen Bra of the Day

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We have come to that point in internet content creation that even the stars like Liz Olsen, who I would say is pretty A-List, has gone into the social media content creation hustle, where she’s sharing what would have been considered to be a NUDE about 20 years ago, which is now just a nightgown pic that so happens to show off what seem to be pretty big titties…and I guess that’s something to celebrate.

I would hate to complain that A-listers are doing the instagram thing…I mean I know I can be a whining bitch about how clickbait is shit, how celebs should be better than this, how they shouldn’t need to reduce themselves to aggressive content….BECAUSE ultimately it’s amazing that they do…

It’s amazing we have witnessed the celebrity being untouchable, to being JUST like you…

Long gone are the days of waiting for the paparazzi to hide in her closet while she’s fucking her husband…or climbing the fence at their beach ViLA for the pool pics….instead they just post it up themselves..

The other IG girls should be nervous, the celebs are moving in on their turf and there’s no real competing with them…but there is coming to them…which is a little different but still involves come….

Point of the story…LIZ OLSEN’s got boobs!

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2021

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Granny panties aren’t just for grannies anymore motherfuckers…the ladies of the world have decided that comfort is more important than buying into some bullshit about THONGS somehow being the hotter underwear of choice…they save the thongs for their bikinis..

Granny panties are just for periods and staying at home motherfuckers….the ladies of the world have decided that dudes are fucking perverts who will jerk off to anything, so the kind of panty doesn’t fucking matter, so you might as well just switch it up to never post the same panties twice on this CONTENT creation obsession people have thanks to NEVER having enough pictures of themselves.

The only funny thing in all that is that if you were to tell me before digital cameras existed that people would just stare at themselves in the mirror, or take pics of themselves all day, I’d believe you, cuz we’ve always been a self involved, narcissistic bunch….it was just a matter of making self produced smut normalzied before we could really see what ladies were willing to do with those cameras….

We all knew the nudes were on polaroids somewhere, and when digital happened, we knew the nudes were in the archives, but they’d be too shy to share it…

Now, we’ve got them so comfortable with the nudes, that they’re posting up granny panties…not even BOTHERING to get dressed up for the shoot, straight up “it’s sunday, I’m bored on the couch, here’s some half nudes INTERNET”….

What a fucking trip the internet has been!

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2021

Sep

Christina Aguilera Panties of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually X-Tina getting DIRTY like it was 20 years ago…or if this is some wax figure of her, since her legs and stomach look a little too VAMPIRE GOTH white and not quite like actual skin…maybe it’s a shapewear leotard she’s trying to troll us with by sticking a bejewel where her belly button is…I DO NOT KNOW…but if those panties are as see through as they look, I’d expect to see more LABIA than NO LABIA….and who really cares…

She was my favorite of the popstars at least when she was on mute, I fucking hated her songs and that screeching kind of singing, but I did think she was hot…

It was a different era, where hot wasn’t really every girl in the world trying to be hot, trying to monetize, like it is now. I mean girls were pretty conservative back then, so seeing a racy pop star with her fake tits out on her tiny frame was always welcomed…keep in mind people used to jack off to music videos on MTV…I mean we were basically Amish virgins before a barn raising…

Anyway, I don’t know what the 40 year old is flashing us for, but WELCOME back from that sabbatical you jezebel you…

I am looking for more dignified words for whore, or slut, you know to class this place up a bit, since this smut is being produced by people worth 1000s of millions of dollars…they deserve better adjectives….like HUSSY, TROLLOP, VAMP…or we can stick with slut…I mean we can’t reinvent my 5th grade writing skills, old dog, new tricks…something X-Tina probably relates to.

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