Jessica Alba gave a pretty solid upskirt…that unfortunately wasn’t very solid at all…because there were no stains…there were no holes…they didn’t look filthy…or like they smelled strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…the panties weren’t sheer…there was no exposed clit or lip..we couldn’t determine whether her vagina was an […]
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2015
02
Nov
Kylie Jenner Gets a Halloween Post of Her Own of the Day
Kylie Jenner is a ghetto fame whoring creature that crawled out of the mom Kardashian, the demon who orchestrated this whole thing by exploiting one daughter, signing a deal with Ryan Seacrest, and putting this ridiculously vapid show together, that society apparently likes or are engaged in, whether it is to mock them or to […]
2015
02
Nov
Random Celebrity Slut Round-Up for Halloween of the Day
I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started…. I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at […]
2015
29
Oct
Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween of the Day
With the news that the World Health Organization has announced that 2/3 of the world population has herpes…here’s Lindsay Lohan…who may not be patient zero, but who also don’t need to feel alone in the sores in her panties… But then again, she’s Hollywood, rich and famous and disgusting, and everyone in Hollywood has herpes, […]
2015
26
Oct
Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party […]
2015
26
Oct
“Famous” Bitches Doing Halloween of the Day
It is Halloween, which means photo opportunity for pretty much every girl on the internet…which is every girl in the fucking world…because it is a critical time in social media…to have to best costume available…as it will live on for more than just that night…and it will be seen by so many people in your […]
2015
23
Sep
Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day
I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue… Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so […]
2014
03
Nov
Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween Because She’s a Nightmare of the Day
It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of […]
2014
03
Nov
Christina Aguilera’s Tits for Halloween of the Day
I don’t think Christina Aguilera matters at all, but I am pretty sure Christina Aguilera thinks she matters, and I am sure her husband also thinks she matters, because she probably reminds him of it everytime she orders him around to do shit for their multiple babies…she just gives off that vibe, where years of […]
2014
03
Nov
Shitty Halloween Round-Up of the Day
I didn’t leave my house this Halloween, because I don’t leave my house ever, I figure the internet was invented for me to experience life without getting off my soiled couch, and I could probably get the best angle of all the girls dressed like sluts, because you know that this is a great photo-op […]