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2021

23

Aug

Noah Cyrus Gets Her Hormones of the Day

Here’s Noah Cyrus getting her COVID BOOSTER SHOT, or HORMONES because she was born a dude named NOAH CYRUS….or maybe it’s some fat transfers all these mutant transhumans of the social media machine are into…I mean paying to be turned into a fucking muppet avatar instead of realizing that their natural-self is the uniqueness they need, but when you hate yourself, I guess that’s hard to see…especially when raised and coddeled in the shadow of the mammoth that is Hannah Montana…to be the Miley sister, for all the wins, is far worse for a girl than being the loser in a small town with a far cooler and sluttier sister, since it’s on an international level, and Miley won’t end up knocked up by the football captain and obese by 24..

She’s also got her neck all cut up, which should NOT be a fetish to any of you weirdos out there, but that you know will garner the wrong attention by the wrong woman hating, chronic masturbating, INCEL freak into HORROR movies….which I guess she’s trying to appeal to…since everything she does is for masturbation purpose at least that’s what I assume for all girls…that everything they do is to be jerked off to….clicks, follows, likes etc…

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2021

23

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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There’s so much information being censored, deleted, distorted that no one really knows what to believe, but what is for sure is that the FDA approved the COVID shot before they are done clinical trials, which is a medical first….as it normally takes 10 years to approve shit….but I guess not approving this shot the government is mandating would be a bad strategy when they are federally funded, but also funded by big pharma…not to mention, the FDA has approved all kinds of deadly shit…I watch antenna TV and see the ambulance chasing lawyer commercials…from Flipper Babies to Baby Powder..people been fucked over by medication….forever…

Now I don’t care if people want to get 2-3-4 shots., or if they now need the shots to stay alive because of some unforeseen glitch they overlooked in the clinical trials before rushing the vaccine….if you want to believe that at least 13,000 people died from the vaccine in the first week of getting it or not according to the government’s own tracking platform or not is your right…

The shots clearly aren’t working as expected, since people can get and spread covid when fully vaccinated…I personally know 4 fully vaccinated people who have COVID right now…and 0 unvaccinated people with COVID….and those people didn’t have COVID last year when they weren’t vaccinated…but if you want the shot or have the shot, good for you, you’re a hero to yourself and your family and friends, as you’re willing to die for the fight against COVID…a virus with a 99.8 percent survival rate…at least last year according to the CDC….

I just care about this vaccine passport shit, it’s going to end bad for everyone, in Israel you aren’t considered fully vaccinated 6 months after the second shot, and only with the third shot, which is what will happen here….all the vaccinated will be getting shot after shot after shot until they die and that’s a horrible existence for sure, I can’t even make appointments at my RUB and tug now that they don’t take walk ins – THANKS COVID…

I also care about mandated vaccines for workers, which is FUNNY considering I am unemployed, but I still think that’s UNFAIR to do to someone….especially NURSES and MEDICAL workers who last year were seen as heroes and this year are being fired for non-compliance….

What happened to the woke’s MY BODY MY RIGHT as they cut off their dicks, beg for their kids to get sex changes before puberty…lining up for abortions because they like the whole CREAMPIE sex to feel some level of intimacy with the random stranger they met on a dating app HOOK UP CULTURE…..

SO with ALL this CONFUSION….comes HEROES turned into ENEMIES of the state but luckily in all the overwhelmed hospitals they can still get naked to make some extra SCRATCH on their ONLY fans….guilt tripped into TIPS….I like the hustle….SMART naughty nurses….I just don’t like hospitals and the germs that come home on their pussies…but I guess MORE flavor…built that immunity like licking a DIRTY ass….GIVE ME E COLI….it’s my fetish…

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2021

23

Aug

More Naked Em Rat Cow of the Day

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I used to be mean to Em Rat Cow on the internet, which I am sure really damaged her self esteem as she went around the world making millions of dollars being celebrated as the hot instagram model with the big instagram model tits that was always or at least naked consistently enough to matter…

She’s gone onto make babies, launch some multi million dollar brand, where she’s likely killing it because she was at that level of instagram famous, the untouchable level, where brands will work with her despite being naked all the time….which when she got her start was still frowned upon…while now brands like to posture the nudity as empowered feminism thanks to a whole generation of girls being the naked slut of the internet to get noticed…its like if they weren’t inclusive to the nude models clickbaiting, they’d have no one to work with, since all girls on social media are nude models clickbaiting…

It’s like these vaccine mandates, if your job forces vaccines and no one complies, they’ll have to hire SCABS from the vaccine ward to do the work needed to stay in business or whatever…

So yeah, I don’t really remember what I would write that was mean to Em Rat Cow….but it was definitely for the laughs… and laughter is the best medicine even when it’s at the expense of some hot naked chick winning at life who may google herself, but won’t come across this site, since google banned me 17 years ago….

I just can’t blindly subscribe to things that everyone hyping up…So I focus on all the negatives, all that is wrong with a narcissistic girl trying to get ahead with her hot tits on her small frame, which isn’t as hard as it sounds….

I am sure I’ve made fun of her freakish belly button…knowing perfectly well that I’ve had sex with 55 year old obese women who have belly buttons so big I can fist them….so some hot naked chick’s freakish belly button is the joke….you know since anyone looking at the belly button after it’s pointed out is like “okay there Jesus Martinez” you dumb fuck…it’s a science…

Well, these are old nudes of her being re-released or brand new nude pics of her being released by whoever took them in the first place, back when she got naked to get ahead, a simple hustle that’s paid…since she doesn’t get naked anymore….

In hindsight…her nude shoots are pretty glorious….from a WAY more interesting in content production….something that’s been lost thanks to all the lazy fucks out there just doing the bare minimum….these girls like Em Rat Cow who inspired these young sluts….PUT in fucking work with the nudes….and will go down in history, at least according to me as the best times social media ever had…..

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2021

23

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini Dance of the Day

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Rita Ora is a funny personality, .I mean not comedically funny, but funny in a QUEER way…but queer in its traditional form of “weird” not in its current form of “weird”….you know what I mean…

She’s queer, but not queer, but maybe queer cuz she did have a threesome and she is here with some other bi-sexual industry kitten who fucks what needs to be fucked when it needs to be fucked as her job description clearly outlines…

But yeah, queer in that she landed a solid record deal, got kicked off the label or at least the label kept her captive to not bite into profits from other talent they had on their label, only to release her from her contract 7 years later, no hit songs under her belt, but paid out to fuck off….allowing her to continue existing like she had the 7 years she was signed basically being a celebrity groupie…like she was Phoebe Price or the Annalynne McCord’s sisters…go wherever you can so the paparazzi see you but NEVER do anything of merit cuz you don’t have to cuz you got paid out…

Unless you consider fuking ROB KARDASHIAN…the fat brother they turned into Khloe Kardashian after Bruce found the right doctor for the family to execute that…have you seen Khloe and Rob in the same room ever? Me neither…but I also do everything in my pwer to not see Khloe Kardashian anywhwere…

Point of the fucking story is that Rita Ora and her tits are doing what Rita Ora and her tits do best…being a lame attention seeking nothing with great tits….cuz with great tits even a nothing is a something…and here’s Rita Ora and Ashely Benson comparing titties…

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2021

23

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Ass of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is some Disney created puppet who had her soul sold to the industry at a young age that she doesn’t really know better, probably doesn’t even know she’s a puppet, because her life is just so fun and worked out so nicely that who gives a fuck if she’s the messenger of evil agendas disguised as family friendly entertainment because Hollywood is a dark and scary place designed to manipulate our minds…

The good news is that she decided to return to relevance after getting dumped by her boyfriend by being slutty on instagram, which to the sadness of influencers everywhere, other celebrities followed the lead, like they decided if they are going to win this fight and remain premium entertainers who make millions, they need to steal the attention from the mom and pop influencer, by showing them what talent, drive, work ethic, training and being a sex slave to executives CAN do….the amateurs don’t stand a chance…

So here’s some top tier instagram whoring by a girl who doesn’t need instagram to matter, but who uses it to matter anyway, since that’s how the industry’s gone…self produced clickbait smut needed to get those high paying movie jobs….works for me…I’ll watch a Disney kid in her 30s shake her ass in bike shorts any day…I mean I can’t even leave my house without seeing bike shorts on girls like this…and I always think…”How good would it be if that ass in short shorts that I can basically see full asshole in was the ass of someone Disney Trained in her 30s….” and now it’s happened….again….what a win.

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2021

23

Aug

Charli XCX Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is celebrating the future by fucking a coffin like a Puerto Rican or Central American Cartel funeral videos where the hooker is grinding her ass on her dead boyfriend’s face while his crew shoot guns off into the sky….

Charli XCX riding on coffin’s is the only way to fuck when everyone dies off from Covid…we aren’t there yet…but we will call it satanic predictive programming….

She’s also in a bikini looking better than she used to….but still as irrelevant as always but since she is at the right table in the industry,..girl is getting paid and lives in mansions and shit…

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2021

23

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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Yummy Mummies…..on Milf Monday….

Take it in now that the vaccine is approved and everyone will get them…leading to the mass sterilization of all people…assuming the rumors are true.I am not a scientist but I am all for the end of breeders….there is little worse than the idea of a human creature growing inside a womb from a misguided cumshot that made a terrible decision..it took the wrong turn on its way out down her leg.

I am old, so mom’s are young to me, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t sick in the fucking cunt…

So I celebrate the idea of no more births, even if it is demented, but I’ll still look at blown out damaged goods, cuz they aren’t as bad as they could be…Celebrate life while we still have it..cuz these ladies be naked…

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2021

23

Aug

Candice Swanepoel and her Coconuts of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel, who I like to call Nelson Mandela, you know South African dream…fighting the Apartheid with her half nakedness…like the hero her titties are…because you know a Native White South African, she doesn’t believe in racism because her family would never have slaves workin their farms or doing their household chores…that never happens in South Africa…no way…right

The mom of two who got her implants removed in her old age….maybe she’s transitioning and this is part of the process…cut them titties off…you know any hook to stay relevant….join the tranny party…

Here is her coconuts…

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2021

23

Aug

Nina Dobrev Skinny in a Sauna of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is the trophy wife to some snowboard angel…or demon..he does have red hair and that shit is demonic….but instead channels his satanic power into being a snowboard hero who gets paid heavy….that gets to moonlight as an Eastern European sex worker’s number one client….not that Nina Dobrev is a sex worker..she’s an actor….so by default she is a sex worker the Eastern European part is just bonus.

I don’t know what this selfie shoot is for and she may be looking older, which is a breath of fresh air….in this world of face injections it’s nice to say an old baseball mit face in a tight shirt…like some middle aged real estate agent at the open house you snuck into cuz you saw her listing in the newspaper and thought she’d be fun to jack to at the open house she is running….accessible and professional pussy.

How about some sauna pics from her lesbian retreat with Mormon Julianne Hough…

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2021

23

Aug

Heidi Klum Bikini Show of the Day

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Heidi Klum in her bikini from the other week and I have no idea what this is from. I just know it happened and I am posting it…

I think no other model or personality gives a better argument for Eugenics, a concept that may be American, but that is associated with Nazis…that may be the future of our society…and not a big deal if the future woman looks like this…not bad…

It is safe to say it may not be eugenics, but stem cell fetal cell hormone therapy…but whatever, she is still hot for an old chick…LOOK!!