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2021

Aug

Jade Chynoweth Hard Nipples of the Day

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Instagram is a good thing for insignificant actors and dancers like Jade Chynoweth….I guess TikTok is probably good for them too…since she’s a dancer and that app, which for the most part is for mindless idiots dancing, but I’ve been sent so many great on the ground videos of the things that people would blow off as conspiracy in this world domination that we’re experiencing…so maybe TikTok, especially now that it is officially and publicly owned by the Chinese Communist Party, meaning ALL these people have officially given China access to their phones, cameras and mics….SCARY…BUT WORTH IT TO GET SHOWN all the smut on TikTok….because is actually kinda good.

Anyway, fuck TikTok, this is about fucking Jade Chynoweth…who was in one or two movies, made her career as a back up dancer, may have made out with Halsey on America’s Got Talent while Simon Cowell jerked off into his BOTOX mouth….unless it was American Idol, here Adam Levine was doing the jerking off..oh no, he’s on the voice….who is on American Idol…Kelly Clarkson? She’d be too busy eating the craft services in the dressing room…her RIDER reads “FOOD….ALL FOOD…JUST BRING FOOD”….at least based on the sotry her rich ass tells us…

So yeah, Jade Chynoweth, a nobody, can exist, because she posts bikini pics on some Turkish boat, where her fans are probably based….I know Turkish instagrammers love the bitches….maybe she’s heading to Afghanistan to save some refugees….who cares…fit dancers can fuck…have good fit bodies…and white bikinis are see through when wet…so lots of fetishes going on here.

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2021

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I like to think that the younger generation that was raised on porn are not woke at all, I mean they may pretend to be, because they are inclusive and don’t really judge each other for their genders and colors, and who they fuck, because they’ve seen it all in porn, but they aren’t annoying about it like the generation before them who unfortunately have a platform…and the big business and government think it’s real issues, when no one I know buys into the shit, we still like using the word faggot like a faggot still uses the word faggot, cuz it doesn’t mean we care that they are faggots, it just means we like great words that don’t need to be deleted from the dictionary and replaced with weird woke shit like pronouns..

So when I look at girls who are rocking cameltoes, leave your house, you’ll see at least 2 per hour, but on social media, so much pussy definition happens, in part because they wear tight pants, pussies are fat, it happens….

Which brings up an important point, has the hormones in the food, the air, the chemicals in our diet, the shifting of our brain and genders, like we’re all crazy….affected to shape of the pussy…

Clearly the men have less testosterone, so does that mean the women have less estrogen, do the pussies look like mini dicks are are they all INNY….I don’t know…but I want to know…but I’ll look at the frontal wedgies, a hot thing, and try to figure it out with my own investigative techniques…

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2021

Aug

Demi Rose Yeast Infection of the Day

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Demi Rose must be pretty excited after hearing the Afghan planted president, whatever his name is, brought 165 million dollars with him when fleeing Kabul and making his way into the United Arab Emirates, because that’s just a great amount of cash that can be used to finance her life the way she likes, through HUMMUS parties…

She was a known sex worker, I still call them hookers, who somehow marketed herself on social media as the UK’s Kim Kardashian, because she has a silly fake ass, like Kim Kardashian, it’s that easy people.

She’s been able to have a pretty high end and luxurious life, DailyMail used to write about her all the fucking time, and here she is covering herself with Whipped Cream, rather than the human waste she’s used to, but when back home in the UK things are done different I guess..

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2021

Aug

Rita Ora Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora’s taken some time out of getting fucked in potential threesomes with New Zealand’s own Taika Waititi, who unlike Larry Page from Google who bought his way into New Zealand citizenship since New Zealand is supposed to be a good place to ride out to apocalypse because it is so far removed, Taika was born there….and I guess doesn’t see New Zealand as a great place to ride out the apocalypse, when he can go to his house in LA and make his own apocalypse in Rita Ora’s cunt…

The real question is whether Taika Waititi knew who Rita Ora is, since no one knows who she is, or if he was just won over by her tits…because they are great tits, better a few years ago, but isn’t that usually the case with fat tits….

She is actually more than just some girl who sings fucking various producers and at least one Kardashian….who was able to become a social media influencer for showing her tits, but that’s probably the most interesting thing about this pervert who has her tits out, belly hidden, in LA, not Australia where they first threesomed, because Australia is in some insane regime of population control…people can’t be 5 km from home, they can only leave their house 2 hours a day for work, exercise or shopping, so long as it is 5km away….they are going door to door to test people who are just minding their own business at home…issuing tickets…pepper spraying 12 year olds…all while one of the ministers has vaccine related retard face Bells Palsy….and if you go against the regime, they declare you mentally unfit, which is actually a loophole the governments everywhere have and can throw you in the loonie bin and pump you up with fucking sedatives….ALL because there’s barely any cases of the fucking flu….and it’s likely all vaccine illness…

So be prepared for that over here…while remembering that I prefer tits as the tool to control populations, propaganda, and all that other good stuff…

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2021

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I think the world’s pretty fucked, but I’ve always thought the world was fucked, I probably didn’t really present it as being fucked while talking about having anal sex with pictures of celebrities in bikinis for the last 17 years, but I am sure I’ve consistently thrown in my distrust for people, pop culture and trends, because that shit is in my fucking blood and has been forever….

I do think that it’s a good time for you all to get stoned, since you’re already brainwashed idiots who are either medicated or confused by all the propaganda you’re being pushed, and maybe WEED will set off some synapsis in your brain to reconnect you to your spirit and maybe give you a sense of a GUT FEELING….

I’ve always heard that weed was the enemy to big pharma, I don’t see it as some making people brain dead idiots, I think people are already brain dead idiots…

So getting the people weed, may end up backfiring on the idiots in politics that think it will dumb them down more….

It will end up getting people off pills, maybe even into exercising and wellness, maybe figuring out that the earth is a magical thing and we are RULED by the earth not by some man-made society infrastructure..

I know that Big Pharma has been killing people forever, for profit really, they make people sick to keep them sick and medicated…the health care system is totally fucking twisted up and the doctors are just legal drug dealers….IT IS ALL CORRUPT…and you fucking know it.

Weed should never have been legal and I’m not even a stoner….

But I am all for these weed influencers, pushing the magical plant, while being slutty, cuz those are two things that belong together…

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2021

Aug

Stella Maxwell Thong of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a Belgian, UK, Ireland, New Zealand passport holder…and she may also be an American too, so she’s likely a fucking spy working for the Globalists…or at least a puppet who was sold to the creepy human traffickers at Victoria’s Secret, probably after trying really hard to get in…but you know how these things work, these bitches fuck the right people who open doors for them….

Anyway, I remember that Stella Maxwell when she first got to New York from her worldly modeling travels, and she was a shaved head, uneven tit, weird looking genderless lesbian, who you probably wouldn’t have noticed anywhere she went, but Terry Richardson shot her, and before he was cancelled for doing what he did, while people always knew what he did, and that stamp of approval fucking made her…or at least got her the opportunity to fuck Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart, Lily Rose Depp, Taylor Hill and Bella Hadid…

She’s the fucking MODEL WHISPERER, or at least the model pussy eating….eating the pussy for it’s pussy power and using that power to win.

The point is….that she was a monster, signed to VS, and became hot…and has been hot ever since….and here she is being hot..

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2021

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Really Loves Nude Women of the Day

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I had this post cued up a few days ago, there’s just too much slutty content out there that it’s impossible to keep up with all of it….

I figured it was another big girl Ireland clickbait or attempt to clickbait because being celebrity offspring is always a challenging place to be….not so challenging on a financial level but challenging on carving their own relevance…

The big Baldwin who is built like a school bus, is for the most part not that exciting, even when she’s in and out of rehab, dating girls, getting prison tattoos…that are ridiculous, comedic, and not hot….

But THIS time, it went viral because everyone says that the pin-up stripper tattoo is Kendall Jenner….

So Ireland’s finally figured out that way to get noticed….get a nude Kendall Jenner on your arm forever….and people with care enough to laugh at it and sometimes that’s all you need to get a job.

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2021

Aug

January Jones Underboob of the Day

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January Jones is a mom who likes to take pictures of herself in various states of slutty for attention…

I guess being a mother to some fatherless child she had for financial purposes isn’t fulfilling enough for her….

She’s gotta get her cameras pointed on her so that she can show the people that despite being old, a mom, someone who I am sure has banged for every one of her jobs, but I’ll stare at the tits…it’s not like I am a fan or think she’s got anything besides this kind of content going on….

I saw some interesting concept of filming teachers like police bodycam so that parents can log into see what the blue haired lesbian teachers are telling their kids about their genitals, and that’s a good thing….for those of you into masturbating to blue haired lesbian genderless school teachers telling kids about their genitals and other fucked up things because the woke is too fucking woke….or at least for parents who want to make sure that freaks are brain washing their fucking kids…..but January Jones wouldn’t bother, because she’s more into being the only one on camera…trying to find or maintain relevance in her old age…

Here’s some evidence that you need to have bodycams on teachers or cameras on teachers because they are fucking demons…

Look at this woman, who is fat and vile and can barely catch her breath while standing telling kids a few insane things…

The first, that they should get vaccianted, because they are creating the variants, that they are rude if they don’t, because they are putting her at risk and that’s rude….that’s not even how the science works.

The second, that Trump is a sexual assaulter, which isn’t even true, that’s just a smear campaign, he fucked porn chicks and sluts, ok…told Billy Bush that girls are so desperate they’ll let you grab them by the pussy….

The third, when poor Biden the patsy used as a puppet they are going to kick out when they are done with him, was called a pedo for sniffing kids and being weird with kids, she said stop watching FOX news…

The fourth, your parents are dumb, you are smarter than them, don’t listen to them…which is probably a major thing your teachers shouldn’t be saying to your kids….but they are….DON’T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS…is that a fucking joke…

She also call the kids motherfuckers, but whatever…

THIS IS JUST ONE TEACHER…think of the shit kids out there are being taught….TERRIFYING…HOME SCHOOL YOUR KIDS…this isn’t even nearly as bad as it gets….but it’s pretty bad such an ingornant pig who may like GAY PEOPLE, but is still fucking half retarded is teaching anyone besides handicapped kids while changing their diapers…this can’t be a qualified school teacher…

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2021

Aug

Kara Del Toro Wet T Shirt Contest of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who I actually respect. I don’t think she’s the hottest or the fittest, but she’s got big tits and she puts in the work…and that’s enough for me. I have low standards and all these other bitches are fucking disappointing.

First off, she’s married, probably to a rich guy and she doesn’t bother pushing the husband at all, because she knows internet nerds like to jack off to girls they can pretend they will one day marry, you know, you’re one of those people…so keep your rich husband and your love to your damn self, we’re here to see the tits.

Second, she’s got big tits, so she’s consistently in bikinis, which is a good thing, you can never have too many bikini pics, proven by the fact that girls only take bikini pics now….sluts.

Third, she stages paparazzi pics, she sets up photoshoots, she probably makes youtube videos…I don’t care about her enough to google her….but I see that she tries and is consistent and that’s all we can ask for…a reliable titty source…

Fourth, her nipples are visible in this shirt..

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2021

Aug

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is part of the evil agenda, whether you believe in evil or not, the Kardashians may not know this about themselves, and they likely think they were clever to get on the social media marketing business early on by poaching the staff from the media company that was running their social media….

I am convinced this could have happened for any family, if they were positioned properly….and nothing they did was really impressive.

Kim launched a sex tape to launch their reality show with Ryan Seacrest, which normally wouldn’t end up on TV based on the leaked sex tape, but for whatever reason, no one gave a shit that she was a porn chick, who signed a porn contract before releasing her porn tape, that doesn’t matter, let’s SELL PRODUCT….gutter….

I mentioned this is the morning hangover dump, Kim K was second tier and would have done anything for a dollar or attention or both…and it worked out and the worst thing about it is that the people, the masses, probably the same people who get vaccinated, will do whatever the fuck they see the Kardashians do because they are just that empty and brainwashed….it is all by design, nothing is random…

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