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2021

14

Jul

Frida Aasen Topless Fitness of the Day

Frida Aasen has a hot name because I like ass, but she’s also one of the hottest models around that is currently being athletic in an athletic and amazing way, you know fitness without shirts, the mandatory dresscode that GYMS are missing out on….IT IS NOT JUST FOR FASHION PEOPLE…

She’s tall, skinny, has tits that she’s pushing together like some low level sex worker on REDDIT, but for fashion, which makes it ironic and exciting because she doesn’t need to squeeze her tits topgether to get noticed, it’s just fun when she does…THIS IS FASHION…

It’s nice to see a model who has a model body in an era where everyone pretends they are models, despite looking like fucking Kardashian pigs…

So let’s celebrate this to get more of this….BOYCOT AND PROTEST the brands who don’t use babes in their marketing…cuz we get enough normal chicks pretending to be hot chicks daily….we look to them to give us the hot chicks…

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2021

14

Jul

Joey King Bikini of the Day

JOey King Bikini

Joey King’s out here with what you’d call her fat manager, even though she’s not fat or her manager, it’s one of those things I learned at a young age when I used to party at college bars and realized that for every hot chick you wanted access to, there was about 3 fat chicks who were attached to her, making it impossible to penetrate the wall because you didn’t have the manpower….unless you were lucky enough to have a jump the grenade kind of homie who would fuck whatever came his way….but not all fat entourage are bodyguards, some are the managers or agents you have to negotiate with and if you’re too charming and they decide they want you, they’ll bitch at the hot chick to let them have that one, to which the hot chick will say “go for it, he’s a good fit for you”…saving herself from your hustle and making you fuck a fat chick…THOSE GROOMERS.

The hot chick likes the entourage to block out the low lives, but also to make them look hotter….

The fat chicks like the association with the hot chick, to elevate their game…because now dudes will talk to them…

It’s a win win….

So in this case, Joey King’s with a man face, making her look far hotter, but maybe that’s just because of the bikini….you know them tits exist…

I know Joey King’s not the hottest celebrity around, but I watched her in “The Act” and she was great, which I don’t ever say because I think acting is a fucking joke…

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2021

14

Jul

Alexis Ren Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

Alexis Ren was pretty lucky to go viral when she went viral, because no one was really doing the hot arm candy chick in these rich kid produced adventure videos, it was a new enough thing that went totally viral and was featured even locally in the French media, like why would they care about a couple of YOUTUBE scammers….

As it turns out, they cared because middled aged women who hate their fat husbands, their fat lives, their fat everything….their boring existence of raising kids…or not being able to have kids….going to and from a shitty job because it was before everyone was a lazy fuck working from home on their video camera like they were their own Barbara Walters…..and seeing hot young people having fun was inspiring….I get it….

What ended up happening, is they created a fucking trend of people who were like “we can do it too” and now all we have is bikini sluts in amazing places getting paid by either brands, fans, or sugar daddies…and it’s all really repetitive….

It is a nice reminder that we don’t need Sports Illustrated to get good bikini shots to jerk off to, and anyone can be a model if they know digital marketing enough to buy fake followers…

So this one is the OG, the ORIGINAL, which is probably why her face is cropped out of the pics because that’s what happens when you’re more of a body, even though the tits are bolted on and not actually naturally hers…but everything is fake, so whatever….she’s old news, which could be why there’s sun damage on her chest, like one of those weathered Florida retirees who has spent the last 30 years at the condo pool tanning….

Not to mention, I’m staring at the pussy region….

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2021

14

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t work out, but I still believe in working out, especaially if you’re a chick, because girls with fit bodies are far hotter than sloppy fat chicks crying fat empowerment or body positivity as they eat their fast food and slowly die, knowing they’ll still get a man, cuz men will fuck anything…if TINDER has taught them anything, it’s that dudes will fuck anything…

I do think that working out is the answer to a better life, even if your involvement in working out, is watching girls workout trying to get hot for superficial reason…

Fat kills, just not fat enough, at least according to me, not that I want to die, but I have this fat wife who I expected to expire years ago but who keeps on leeching off the system, her carbon footprint from her farts alone are enough to stir up pushback from the media hyping global warming, while the scientists deny any trend of global warming…they want to go after the cows and the meat industry, when they should go after all the fat fucks out here, starting with my wife……I watched the Braveheart trailer last night…FREEEEDOM…

Point being, encourage girls to workout….by masturbating on the treadmill behind them until the gym staff yell at you to which you’ll say “THE MASK MADE ME DO IT, I AM OUT OF OXYGEN, THIS IS MY SURVIVAL MECHANISM, MY SECOND LUNG”….or would it be third lung…I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.

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2021

14

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Rowan Blanchard’s tits in her bikini look so round, but I’ll run with photoshop since all these girls photoshop themselves, even when they are trying to channel slutty old Hollywood Glam or the famous Madonna Pic where she’s hitch hiking, you know th one, because you’re an old fuck too….you know when Madonna’s SEX came out, it was a great opportunity for us to cum to our favorite pop star, it wasn’t an everyday thing where girls were selling videos of themselves fucking dildos in their genderless, try-sexual pods for the fans…and money….

I don’t know why Rowan is even wearing clothing, she was on kick where she was doing all the nude hipster artsy shoots you’d expect from rich brats in Brooklyn trying to have substance, meaning, or a voice….when really they’re some coddled bullshit…

I guess Disney gave her a year off, a RUM SPRINGA, so that she could figure out her next steps as a Disney Kid gone Wild….

Either way, the tan is good, the tits are good, the body is good, I’m into it, even if she’s some puppet pushing some agenda.


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2021

14

Jul

Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Chastain is the actress I always confuse for the fatter and bustier Christine Hendricks…

I probably have early onslaught alcoholic dementia, because I don’t remember shit, but I also have facial recognition blindness, so I can only tell girls apart from their pussies….or what I’d call a gynecological exam…..so maybe if these selfies were less about the cleavage and more about the pussy, I mean we are in 2021 and girls are about pussy lip empowerment over here, the whole “Cleavage” thing is pretty fucking modest, it’s a Godless world, get with the program….maybe we should call her Jessica Chastity belt with her G-Rated smut, but we know that’s not true, because it takes real fucking to get a career in hollywood, no CHASTITY belts will be found in her closet….

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2021

14

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I’ve been looking at these wet spot pics for about an hour, trying to find a magical and original take on the intro and description of the wetspot, I mean I’m a blogger, and as pathetic as that sounds, it’s more pathetic when you live it….every day…of your existence…only because you did this to yourself…

The reality is, wetspots remind me of middle aged women who can’t contain their urine when they laugh due to child birth, obesity and menopause…you know some of these girls read or listed to a joke on their favorite podcast before shooting this and pretending it was from being turned on….

It could be actually turned on girls, I mean why would they lie, I mean sure, it’s the internet and everyone’s a fucking liar, but why lie about this…

I do remember when I was trying to get in the dirty used panty business, where we’d sell dirty panties to Asians, before that would be considered Asian hate….and I was 100 percent going to fake it with tuna water and glue stick….and I’m not even a scammer, it was just for practical purposes and if you believe it’s real, it is just as good as being real….

But since people are chronic masturbating perverts, it’s safe to assume, that at least 10 percent of these are girls masturbating with their panties on, only to get a thrill of posting it to the internet, to help them cum…

It’s a weird world, where dirty panties are being integrated in self produced content, but keep them empowered because I’d hate to be in a world where dirty panty pics weren’t being posted…

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2021

14

Jul

Hot Couple Eat Dinner and Other Videos of the Day

Dog Wants Treat from UPS GUy

Turtle Smacks a Bitch

CVS Employees Catch Guy who Tried to Steal

Woman finds a Snack in the Hedge

Spiderman Meets a Tough Crowd…Because he’s Annoying as Fuck

Guy on Quad vs Cops

Girl with No Ear Rigs her Mask – Are People Still Wearing Masks? Schills.

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2021

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just realized it’s almost 1 pm and I forgot to update the sites, that’s about how much I care about all you groupies waiting on the edge of your seat for my prophecies…I know you’re out there….don’t try to hide….ok fine…you’re a Russian Spam Bot but that doesn’t make you any less important….we’re all equal here, this is a safe space where we only make fun of garbage celebrities and their evil agenda!!

Speaking of Evil Agendas, did you see that the George Floyd monument was struck down by heaven with lightning, if ever you needed a sign that there was a false prophet amongst us, in the form of a criminal crackhead, used to divide the nation and push this insane race agenda…I think that is it…

I know I’ve been on the internet a long time and that nothing goes viral unless there’s an effort for it to go viral and since the media is owned by 2 people, it’s pretty obvious that there was an agenda….this was not some organic thing…and it worked….

I repeat…nothing goes viral unless they want it to, I mean you can’t even be a credible doctor or scientist anymore…bringing the facts gets you shadow banned and invisible…because that’s HOW it works…

The history we’ve been told, is probably not the actual history, as the powers that be would hide and discoveries that go against their narrative….

I also saw Oliver Stone, who did a movie called JFK, you may remember it, meaning he probably did a lot of research into the subject, is saying that the whole event that created the “Conspiracy Theorist” as a concept to discount smart people, was in fact an inside job….IMAGINE all the other inside jobs that have happened…maybe it’s better to not bother but instead take selfies or subscribe to mainstream girls dipping their toe into porn, because the easy money is tempted, porn is seen as cool or mainstream, since all girls want to be what their man is jerking off to, without realizing that porn people are broken as fuck, abused and often prematurely dead…

Remember, ignorance is bliss, until they pull up to your house in vans with Hazmat suits…

Some morning links….ok….you fucking puppets…I wish I knew how to Geppetto better.

Khloe Kardashian is Teasing You in her Pink Bikini
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Megan Fox Thinks Trump is a Legend because He is a Legend…
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Bikini Girl Wins Arm wresting
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Getting Beat at the Foot Court
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Rachael Ostovich Goes Instagram Official With Chargers CB Michael Davis
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Topless Model in the Woods
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Best Sport Ever – Watermelon Launching
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Save Big on Apparel, Luggage and Other Shit
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This Font is Everywhere
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Drone Pilot over Trains
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Ashley Monroe has a Rare Blood Cancer
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Step Right Up and Get Your CAM SLUTS….HOT AND WILLING…CAM SLUTS!
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2021

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw some 22 year old teacher did some sexual assault at a high school locally…and I feel like all the sexual assault cases that happen in High Schools seem to be creepy lady teachers fucking the male students…and they are young and hot perverts trying to get a thrill as the de-virginizer teacher teaching the kids how to fuck…or maybe the high school kids are the perverts who are already fucking so they throw the teacher into the mix to level up…either way…I just think to myself that the teachers in my era the teacher titties, even on WATERPARK DAY were and still are some of the worst things to jerk off to…I did it anyway but they were all old as shit but you take what you can get when it comes to big titties in bathing suits…even when the grey pubic hair is shining through….

My theory is that dudes are fucking pussies now, in part because of the estrogen in the food and water, just a whole lot of dainty fucking bitches who pretend to be men….so the ladies are picking up the slack… but maybe I am wrong and it’s not the high school era that are the pussies but rather the 25+ year olds who don’t know how to have fun cuz the women they date are mad…so they go down that “nice guy cuck” route….forcing young teachers to fuck teens cuz the teens are at least excited at the prospect….

Who fucking knows, I just wonder how many guys are telling girls they are vaxxed when they are not just to cum in them to avoid the whole pulling out bullshit…you know since the vaxxed are marketed as sterile and unable to impregnate…thus making for a good excuse to cum in a bitch…one they’ll call sexual assault….”Don’t worry, this is safe sex, I am protected”….the VAXX is the modern day condom…The lie that you’re vaxxed…use it to your advantage because pussy got those vaccine passport requirements too….asking vaccine proof before the tinder dates…because “stay safe”…or some shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Megan Fox Talks Getting High with Aresenio…
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Croatian Pro Volleyball Player Barbara Dapic is Worth a Look
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Twerking on a Boat Fail
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Bear on the Beach in Tahoe
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Tom Cruise and his Fake Girlfriend at Wimbeldon
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Drunk Hottie Handstand Fail
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Bella Hadid’s Bikini in Cannes
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Hannah Leiner’s Girls Trip
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Selena Gomez in a Tight Top
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Guess What’s in the Water
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Megan Fox, Satanist, Went to Hell in her Ayahuasca Trip
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Halsey is Naked and Blue
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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Book Club
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Blake Lively in a Bra Top
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Pool Prank
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Zac Efron Kidnapped his Grandpa
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Florence Pugh in a Tight Dress
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Josie Canseco is a Topless Cowgirl
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Abandoned Cat Becomes Fashion Icon
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10 of the World’s Biggest Animals
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Dog Walking Fail
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Britney Spears Brings a Crazy Dance
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Recovery of a Crane – Disaster Averted
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Space X Drone Ship is Creepy
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Ariel Winter Leaves the Panties at Home
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Kids Having a Crazy Fight
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Proof Spiderman’s Web is Real
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Nude Model Angelina is Artsy and Dramatic
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Chase Carter Reveals She’s Pregnant With Cody Bellinger’s Baby While Wishing Him a Happy Birthday
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Vegas Roller Coaster Ride
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Kourtney Kardashian Gets a Grill
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Human and Hawk Fight Over the Same Fish
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Gets Buried
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Richard Branson’s First Space Flight
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Powerlifter Poses as the Help Prank
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Colombian Model Daniela Lopez Osorio is Amazing in this 90s Shoot
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The Best Part of the Home Run Derby Was This Fan Falling on His Face
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Jeff Bezos has a Crazy Yacht
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100k Warrant Issued for Disney Kid Kyle Massey
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Baby Deer Runs into Parked Car
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Quad Rider Shakes Off Cops
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Colombian Model Xio Topless in Hotel Shoot
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A Salty Gregg Popovich Cries After Another Team USA Loss
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Save Big on Shit
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Get a Bikini to Save the Oceans
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Aubrey Plaza’s Ass in Leggings
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Alex Daddario is Ugly
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Megan Fox in a SLutty Dress Doing the 666 Sign – She’s Being Pushed for Satan
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Maddie Ziegler’s Lingerie Top
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Zendaya Coleman’s Long Skinny Legs
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Kendall Jenner in a Sheer Dress
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Lindsay Vonn is a Sports Humanitarian
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Sydney Sweeney in a Panty Campaign
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Laetitia Casta Lives and is on the Red Carpet
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Mary Mouser Chick in Space Jam Premiere Slutty School Girl Outfit
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Paris Hilton on the Streets in Love
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Bella Hadid’s in a Bikini With Balding Skinny Boyfriend
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Feet First!
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Titty Tuesday
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Dildo By the Pool
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Hot as Shit Reddit Amateur
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Best Lazy Susan Ever
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Doing a Practice Run
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10 Acts that May Make You a Whore
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Pussy Rubber
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26 People Having a Shitty Day
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Two Naked Bitches in the Shower
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Hot Pussy Flasher
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Always Be Prepared
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They Call This CLAM Chowder
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Who Fucked the Couch Better
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Too Hot for Porn but Does it Anyway
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Fishnet Removal Tutorial
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Huge Titty 19 Year Old
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Big Ass Mattress Fucker
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Pussy in Public…
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Girl Gets her Fuck Machine
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Lottie Moss in Sheer Lingerie
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Heart Shaped Bush
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Shitting on the Stripper Pole
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Dildo in Ass
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Beach Showers
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Girl in Lingerie Brings the Dildo
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Girls with Hips
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Big Titty Titty Fuck
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Girls with Guns
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Pussy on the Menu?
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Sleeping Bitches
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Shower Selfie!
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