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2021

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Did you spend your weekend fully immersed in the news, wondering what the fuck is going on in the world, or are you more on the ignorant and distracted side now that things are opening up, so you’re taking advantage of your temporary freedom before they lock you up again, the freedom you should always have, since the government is supposed to work for you, I mean your taxes that are probably illegal, but people were complicit fucks and allowed it to be normalized, like it was a tranny in the Olympics who couldn’t even WIN….what a loser….but not as big of a loser as all of us going along with this retard politicized control shit….so we can go back to being human again…

Did you spend your weekend fighting with your VAXXER friends you’re trying to avoid because you know they shed spike proteins and could make you sick, while they tell you that you’re making them sick, even though no one is sick? As they wish you dead for some bullshit conceptual ideas the media is telling them, about how you’re a bad dude….because they are the suckers falling for the bullshit and they’ll be the people who blame the anti-vaxxer for all the vaxxers dying off in the fall…when really it’s got nothing to do with them….but GET A PASSPORT IN PLACE SO YOU KNOW THE GOOD GUYS vs the BAD GUYS….because we’re not all the same slave class.. the bullshit variant they’ll pass the blame onto with the anti-vaxxers because they’ll never admit the vaccine makes people sick….

Or did you do like me and head to the park to stare at tits and ass in various tight outfits, bike shorts, leggings, crop tops, thong bikinis….because I am sure I saw at least 12 assholes, or at least the definition, relief map, of the asshole.

Because in a world you can’t control, that is trying to control you, do what is important, get drunk and stare at the sluts, because some of the bodies out there are on another level and I am all for mentally masturbating to them the way nature intended for losers who can’t get laid to seduce the ladies and be romantic…you know cumming your pants while staring into their assholes….

Either way, it’s monday and we’re on…

Bar Refaeli Takes it To The Beach!
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UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira Shook Her Booty at UFC Fight Night
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Nude Model on the Rocks
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Kathy Griffin has Lung Cancer
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Earthquake Alert Stars – Reporter Changes
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1977 Siskel and Ebert Review of Star Wars
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Genie Bouchard is Feeling Herself Out West
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For Some Reason – Dan Leevy and Paul Rudd Eating Goes Viral
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How to Improve your Badminton Game
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Best Star Trek Scene Ever!
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s all about perspective I guess. I rant on a whole lot of insane shit that’s been going on in the world, that people probably don’t really agree with or like poking fun at, and I realize that none of any of this fucking matters…it’s just the internet…even if it trickle’s into everyday life…fuck the news, fuck smart phones, social media, the politics, the drama, the bullshit, the shitty fucking people out there….and just focus on your own insular self involved existence…get drunk…stare at some tits…have a good time…we’re all going to fucking die one day, so might as well make it worth it by actually trying to live…..even if you’re actually trying to self destruct while living….it’s still living…

I could go on, but I did about 50 posts that no one will read already…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bella Thorne’s Fiance Captures her Nude and Sleeping
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WWE’s Carmella’s Wardrobe Malfunction!
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Sofia Vergara Impresses in a Pink Bikini
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PADDLE boarder Chick Meets a Shark and Handles it Terribly
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Ryan Blaney’s Girlfriend wins Miss Hooters!
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Sydney Sweeney’s in a Photoshoot and Amazing
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Buns are Out in this Bikini
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Brie Larson Does Fitness
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Amy Jackson’s Sheer Dress
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I am uncomfortable with a Chiseled Adam Driver
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IG Model Kara Del Toro’s in a Black Bikini
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend is a Hottie
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Dove Cameron’s in a WEIRD Freaking Show
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When Nature Attacks
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Matt Damon Wishes Nothing but Hardships to Ben and J.Lo
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THIS GOAT IS POSSESSED
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Bob Odenkirk’s Best Mr Show Moments
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Ben Stiller is Confused About Being a Celebrity Rich Kid
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Get Vaxxed with Garth
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Model Anna Ewers Boob Flash
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Jenna Dewan’s Down Shirt Selfie
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Topless Demi Rose Mawby!
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BMX Racer gets Knocked Out
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Alex Daddario Shares her Beauty Routine
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DUDE WASHES ASS IN FOUNTAIN
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Dude Gets Rejected on TikTok Live
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Big Dog Won’t Give Owner Any Personal Space
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Dude being Towed behind Boat Catches Air
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Gracie Hunt is Training for the Olympics
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Tongue Out Face YOGA
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Tesla Flying Through Front Porch
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How Hitmen Get Hired
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Corey Kispert’s Girl Wins the NBA Draft
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Retard Kid Does a Takewondo Demo
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Not So Random Acts of Kindness
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Bo Jackson Explains Who he Is to a Kid
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Deployed Dad Comes Home Early – Surprises Daughter
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Original Gameboy AD
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Plus Sized Bikini Model Moran in Bikinis on a Sailboat
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini Breakfast
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Photoshoot
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Barbara Palvin in a Photoshoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Photoshoot
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Madison Bailey in a Slutty Photoshoot
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Katja Herbers Photoshoot
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Gal Gadot in Shorts
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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Ava Philippe in a Halter Top
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Supergirl in Vancouver in Costume
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Sierra McCormick in Tight Outfit
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Daisy Ridley in a Tank TOp
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RAT COW IN BIKINIS
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Reese Witherspoon Rich Mom Ass in Leggings
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Hilarious Gender Reveal
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Girl Greets Friend with a Thong Handstand
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5 Acts that May Make You a Whore
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Big YOGA Ass
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Chick Squirts in Public – Weirdness
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Clean Up in Aisle Pussy
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34 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Huge Tits Dildo in the Store
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Young Buck Makes a Porno
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Em Rata’s Hottest Pics
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Girl Masturbating
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Dildo on a Boat
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Tight Pussy Demo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Inked Up Hot Chick Masturbates
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Watching B-Ball Fuck
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Big ASs Amateur
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Two Amazing Nude Models Eat Each Other Out
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Lingerie Wearing Dildo Show
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Boobs in Lingerie
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Pink Creamsicle
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Nude Model has Boobs Out
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Get Outside River Masturater
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MILF and her Suction Dildo
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Pussy Lips Dripping
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Nude Model in the Shower
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Hotty has her Fingers in
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Nude Model on the Stairs
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Butt Plug in – Dildo In
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I hate these horse cock didos…
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Ass Spread on the Dock
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – CAM FAILS
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2021

Jul

Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

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The future may seem bleak, but I am not really a doomsdayer and I don’t really fucking care, we’re all going to die anyway, the future is technically always bleak…because it always ends with DEATH…

Josephine Skriver is from the future, like all you people into experimental medical treatments, she’s a fucking experiment that’s worked..

I know people don’t believe that there’s technology beyond what we are already exposed to, but keep in mind the Sheep Dolly was cloned in 1996, don’t you think they’ve gone onto crazier advancements in genetics that you don’t know about because of obvious ethical concerns…you can’t just clone people out in the open, it’s gotta be done secretively…the living and breathing TWITTER BOT…

Then there”s the whole technology to control weather, that if you tell someone about they’ll think you’re an Alex Jones…but back in the BEIJING Olympics, they were shooting rockets into the sky to move the smog..that was in 2008…

Think about where the iphone was at in 2008, I think it was only launched mid 2007….OH HOW FAR WE HAVE COME….

Then there’s recent stories of UAE creating RAIN….or Military ships creating Earthquakes…NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.

So this experiment was one in designer genetics, created in a lab, with a gay marine biologist dad’s sperm and a lesbian’s egg, in what I’d think wasn’t two people coming together to make babies, but rather two people coming together for science…

And in this case, science fucking won, all women should be genetically modified like CORN, because look at this fucking specimen….not dead of CANCER yet….so it worked….and look at her genetically modified ass…it’s AMAZING….

I guess she’s a bit of a cheater, since she was made in a test tube while the other girls relied on traditional genetics, but that’s ok, if the tech exists, why not use it to control the minds of the masses…and to keep the powers that be in charge…

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2021

Jul

J.Lo Face Down Ass Up of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to 50 year old bitches pretending to be 25 year old influencer bitches in their bikinis on boats, if anything i find it disgusting…

I understand the J.Lo is a vapid and vain pile of bullshit, and her career is a lot of fucking media manipulation, which got her to this point.

I also understand that I was not a J.Lo fan when she was at her hottest, back when she was exploiting the whole Latin trend, because she was hispanic, she just didn’t speak the language and probably had no real ties to the culture, but if it’s for money, for fame, for her narcissism, she’s all for it…

I don’t care that she’s getting fucked by some alcoholic cuck who I am sure didn’t write Good Will Hunting, but that got to the A-List riding off of that, they are just two fucking lying and manipulative evil media fodder used as a distraction…luckily no one really cares, except a bunch of older ladies who hate their lives…

You may find an old bitch, who is edited, photoshopped, filtered, fillered, filled, in her bikini playing “hot chick”….hot or not…remember…her pussy is granny aged and you can’t really fake that shit as well as bikini pics…

What I am saying is, bikini or not, I am disgusted by her menopause…

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2021

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I rant about this vaccine shit, because I’ve seen the fucking lies consistently being spread and I see the people who claim to be woke, sleepily comply with all the restrictions, and I see the negative impact that it has on society to be a bunch of shut in freaks who are scared of living…

I also have been a critic of big tech, the tracking, the manipulation of the minds of the people, who don’t realize they are being manipulated, because they come from generations of middle of the road half retards who live their simple lives of work, pay taxes, buy shit they don’t need, have kids, who go onto do the same thing…

I don’t trust corporations or government, and when everything we assumed about covid turns out to be true…that the whole idea that it was never about the virus and always about the vaccine…and that the people funding this shit have publicly told us their plan to control the population…you have to step back and say “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON”…

Now I am not mad at people for going along with the experimental vaccine, I am mad that they are blaming the people who don’t trust it, for the lockdown measures, instead of those imposing the measures..

I don’t know about you, but when you file your taxes, do you say, This government’s looking out for me..

When you see people like Biden and Fauci and Pelosi and other career “Public servants” in their 100 million dollar or more fortunes, despite being public servants, you don’t ask yourself where your tax money is going, or who they actually work for?

When the super rich get richer with the Pandemic, and the only people being devastated are the middle class business owners…you gotta say “WHAT THE FUCK”…

Then when you learn that the virus was made in a lab, but the same people issuing the lockdown measures, the masking, the Vaccines, you should wonder why that is allowed, or why the people aren’t outraged, but instead divert their anger to those who don’t go along with it.

When the PCR tests can’t differentiate between COVID and INFLUENZA, when the science of the PCR tests basically have the ability to find COVID or ANY VIRUS on anything because they magnify the sample to that level….meaning 70% of cases they reported to scare you were never actually cases…you gotta say this is fucking crazy…

But then when they say they want digital vaccine passports, reminiscent of every sci/fi movie they’ve prepped us with, you gotta put your fucking foot down, maybe even throw out your smart phone, because that’s crazy….

So whether you’re pro vax, pro government, pro lockdowns, pro masks, or not…I assume you’re not, because I’ve been ranting on this shit for a year and I’ve been pretty fucking clear what side of the conversation I am on….you have to say…what the fuck.

Forcing people to get medicine that’s not proven to work, is crazy…..and enforcing passports for them to live a normal life…crazy..

Fear mongering with less deadly variants that I don’t even believe they isolate or test for and today saying a new variant will kill 1 in 3 people, probably to preemptively blame the variant not the vaccine….we’ll see what happens…

So get the shot, or don’t….but don’t force people who don’t to go along with that INSANE fucking ask….

When we really should be collectively working on getting On/Off passports implemented, because I want to know every girl I see clothed…naked…

You know, I went outside for 5 minutes, saw 5-10 women, wanted to see all of them naked, but didn’t…

That should be the ONLY crime against humanity out there…

So whatever is going on in society is pretty fucking weird, but I am all for being distracted by the on/offs.

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2021

Jul

Dua Lipa Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa who I like to think was created in a fucking lab, back in Bosnia, before being released in the UK like she was RITA ORA where she developed some singing career, before being sent to America to be a huge fucking star….

But her origin story isn’t one of being created by the industry, but rather of being a bad girl the industry didn’t want, you know you can’t have success without failures, even when you’re 19 years old…I guess..

So she claims she was too fat to model for some shitty hip fashion website, so she said “Fuck Ya’ll” and went to YOUTUBE to do cover songs before getting a follow, singed, and now lives that rich as shit celebrity life with the penis she puts inside her, who could be a handler but is likely also handled…since he’s a HADID.

In this video, she is jumping off boats, like fancy people who don’t get COVID, because it’s not a PANDEMIC to the rich, they’re all way fucking richer, which should remind you stop complying like the slave class you are, becuase there’s more to life out there for you than being one of their shills…

In this video, her ass looks amazing…I guess she’s been working out, or maybe it’s one of her clones, for when they need hot content and not “I was a plus sized model” content…depending on how they chose to hose us with manipulative propaganda….

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2021

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Women seem to cry the whole “Men are the devil”, “down with the patriarchy”, “men are the reason we can’t get paid fairly”…”STOP SEXUALIZING US”….so you’d think things like fishnets, which on a metaphorical level could represent being a fishy pussy caught in a trap and enslaved by the captor before being killed off and eaten…but instead it’s an opportunity to try to get dudes to subscribe to their only fans, or even just jerk off to them, to feel like they matter….because behind all the victim bullshit…is some conniving and manipulative masterminds…

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2021

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Loves Cake Farts of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may be some iconic young man fucking middle aged woman who still has a hot enough body and celebrity to lure in the young cock that can keep up with her insatiable sex appetite because she’s not a very busy rich person, so why not get fucked all day….she’s gone through a handful of under 25 year olds like a sugar daddy headed to Art Basel or St Barths or Cannes or wherever the trending instagram even is….

She recently made news for not seeing her daughter for a year and a half because they are fucking pussies scared of the “virus” that didn’t have a high enough death rate to be scared of…I mean even if you lived in an old folks home you probably shouldn’t bother being scared of it because you lived a good enough life and you gotta get taken out by something….

She’s the old fuck who managed to keep a hot body and this is her bikini pic from afar, I guess at a certain point even a hot old lady starts looking old and pics are better from 100 feet away….but her fans still love her..

She’s also showing her age with her CAKE FART balloons, for anyone who remembers 2008 when Cake Fart happened, back when Beckinsale was probably 45 and still hot cuz she’s a vampire like that…you may appreciate it.

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2021

Jul

Josie Canseco Knows How to Fuck in The Car

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Josie Canseco’s face is doing some weirdness in this picture, I wonder if this is what she actually looks like, you never know with the lies of social media, because these people can be as hot as they want to be, filters and photoshop, face injections and facials…the perverted kind preferably…

Lucky for her, she’s rich as shit thanks to her dad Jose, but more importantly, she’s inherited some of his CUBAN COMMUNIST athleticism, assuming she’s not hopped up on steroids, but like a crack baby, not knowing they are craving crack when they become adult, you never fucking know….

Anyway, the fit body, showing off her fit flexbility, in a position she’d be easy to fuck in, where she’d likely be eating a donut and making that same weird face, with her socks on, as you finish, because you’re not that fucking eventful….or even noticeable you creepy fuck.

Here she was at a party last night…

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2021

Jul

Christina Aguilera Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I am old, so you can’t post a Britney Titty content without posting an Aguilera titty content, because those were the glory days in shitty pop music, where these two stars were the biggest names….it’s the kind of celebrity distraction, rivalry, storyline that hasn’t happened since…everyone is now a fucking cuck into influencers or TikTok losers when not jerking off on webcam for their fans.

Point being, it was simpler times and in those times I always sided for Aguilera….even though her music was shitty, her singing annoying, but her content rolling around in the mud for DIRTY was on fucking point….

She got the fake tits, wasn’t fat yet, and the whole thing was glorious….I even made a bet with a friend that I would fuck her in my lifetime, a bet that is long dead, but a challenge that I still believe could be won, just as soon as she ends up in a nursing home I casually get a job at so that I can stick it in while changing her diapers….the only issue is I am a good 10-15 years older than her, broke, unhealthy, an alcoholic…and even thinking there’s a chance of fucking her, even at the old folks home level, is probably early onslaught dementia…sad by true.

I will likely never fuck Aguilera….but I can look at her tits and remember the good days when she was not fat.