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Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day

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Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day

Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

Jul

UFC Ass and Titties of the Day

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I don’t watch UFC so I don’t know what any of this is about, but I am glad that they introduced women to the mix, because prior to the girl fighters, who are generally not as hot as this one, she’s the best they had to offer, but prior to the girl fighters, it was just half naked dudes putting their dicks in each other’s faces…and maybe I’m the queer one for thinking “that shit is queer”….but I figure if I was queer, I’d be jerking off to it, like all the “straight” guys who love the sport.

This is a nice reminder that Female Athletes are sexualized, so they might as well sexualize themselves and cash the fuck in on it….

As gay as I find the UFC< I am not against the UFC, I am glad they are making moves and aren't COVID pussies, throwing events and NO ONE died...kind of thing...a nice reminder that all the restrictions you're going along with are just idiotic...so keep up the good work UFC...don't pander to these fucking freedom killing, fear mongering, power hungry, LIARS and criminals who CREATED the VIRUS to GET YOU VACCINATED WITH EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE THAT ISN'T WORKING.... Keep lying to yourself, it's not like people haven't ALWAYS lied to themselves...but eventually you'll realize you're FUCKED and it's not the UNVACCINATED's fault... Either way, if you buy the tits, you might as well use them... JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2021

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Ribbit…it’s FROG BUTT FRIDAY..

Whenever I hear the word FROG BUTT, I instantly think of French girls, because growing up as a minority in Canada, they called us SQUARE HEADS….and we called them FROGS…which I guess applied to people from France too all because they eat Frog Legs…what a stupid fucking dis, but anything to offend the oppressors, because people don’t realize being English in Rural French Canada was like being Black in the Deep South…so these motherfuckers would beat the fuck out of you, gangstalk you, HUNT you down..all because you were english…it was nutty…

So yeah, when I hear about Frog Butts, I think of French girls, who historically have been sold off by their family at 14 like they were CELINE DION….but it’s a cultural thing that goes back hundreds of years…which may be why French girls all end up stripping as a back-up plan, or as a first plan, because they’re a horny bunch that fuck on the first date that doesn’t even need to be a date.

So yeah, FROG BUTT, is really about sitting in a kneel to make your ass look rounder….but it means so much more to me….so check out the frog poses…and love that girls are followers who just do what each other are doing…there is comfort in being the same even when being the same means being a whore…

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2021

Jul

Dude Trash Talks Hot Chess Girl….She Wins of the Day

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I just saw this video of a hot chess girl who is from Austin Texas and has a BA froM Stanford that she got in 2017, she’s got a chess youtube channel where she challenges chess hustlers, and wins, because apparently she’s the ultimate in chess.

The way I see it, this is like what Bar Refaeli did to Jewish men all those years ago, they were given a benchmark or ideal Jewish woman to seek out, marry and reproduce with, keeping their family happy.

This is like what Olivia Munn did for Comic Book nerds with her G4 TV bullshit where the nerds looked to her as a hot chick into their very lame hobbies, which worked out nicely for her, even though she turned out to be a fucking faker, liar, exploiter of the weak and simple nerd.

This girl however, is a Chess master, she wins, but she’s hot so it makes the whole exchange funny, as the dudes try to show her up, or flirt with her, only to lose to her…

I am not into chess, I have never been into chess, my brain is too retarded…but I never bullied the kids in the chess club, so that’s a good thing.

The truth is that I hate all games but if any game I would want to know it’d be chess, and I’d like it to be taught to me by this girl….you know ROOK her QUEEN with my Pawn…but I’m too retarded to figure it out…

Her name is ALEXANDER BOTEZ and she’s amazing…and smart…and talented…dream girl shit…and I don’t mean Jennifer Hudson…

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2021

Jul

Idiot Woman Falls Up the Stairs and Other Videos of the Day

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Public Bidet….

When McDonald’s Makes a Motherfucker Mad

Tanning Guy gives Direction to Passer-bys

Tubing Champion of the World

Visiting the Albino Village in Tanzania

Wakeboard Champion of the World

ATV Champion of the World

When Nature Attacks…

Walking Down the Stairs Fail

I missed this Remi Prankster Olympics Video but it’s Insane

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There was a time when there was a resistance to technology, people thought the internet was for losers and rightfully so, but that arrogance was a great thing, because it kept the normals from getting addicted to the platform and begging for more technology…

It normalized everything from mental health issues, fat chicks, cutting off your genitals, being tracked by the government, giving up control to your handlers at whatever app you have an account on, and you let them sell your data…

These self involved idiots trying to find ways to get money and clout, no longer doing things for their group of friends, to be funny and have fun, but doing it for a weird fake audience on the internet they don’t know….

Lost in the algorithm instead of being lost in the eyes of a beautiful life…

I get that our lives may be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, we’re just one ant in a world of ants, but that doesn’t mean we can enjoy ourselves, have a good time, do good things, find meaning and purpose for ourselves…and I am sure it won’t be on the empty, insular, self involved, LONELY internet behind a screen…

It will probably happen eating mushrooms in a field with hot chicks…somewhere off grid, where the EMFs don’t control our minds because we’re all tainted by whatever they’ve put in our food and water for the last 50 years or more.

We are not a progressive people, we are slaves….HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS…in the morning…

You fucking suckers….being lied to all fucking day and not even catching on…I’m ashamed of you…

Big Titty Big Girl Morgan is a Yacht Star!
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini Breakfast
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UFC Girl on the BEach TOpless
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Dude with the Smooth Moves
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US Helicopter Lands in Bucharest on the Street…
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Original Game Boy Ad
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I wonder what dirt they have on Garth Brooks – Because He’s Putting a VAX Station Out Front of his Next Show – I guess he doesn’t read the DATA
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BO KNOWS – Bo Jackson Explains to a Kid who he Is
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Cam Sluts Being Amazing
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want proof that technology makes us dumber, try to remember the phone numbers of the people you talk to, I know you’l have a few in there from before cell technology cuz we’re old fucks, but any new numbers in your life, you probably don’t really remmeber….

There was a time, your phonebook was your brain and even the dumbest fuck with a learning disability knew phone numbers…

I am sure young people, don’t even know their parents’ number by heart….because in conclusion…technology makes us dumb..

Throw in porn, robot tweets, viral memes, dumb influencers influencing, ads shoved down your throat incessantly telling you to buy shit you don’t need, fake news calling each other fake news and you basically shut the fuck down…SYSTEM overload…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Madonna Eating Hot Dogs in the Trailer Park Weirdness!
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Former UFC Fighter Alexandra Albu Goes Topless at the Beach With a Friend
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Bella Thorne in a Thong Doing her Best TMNT
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Lottie Moss Panty Flasher!
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Jojo in a Skimpy Top!
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Ass in Tight Jeans Mounts the Horse Barback
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MMA Fighter McKinley Bethel is WORTH A LOOK!
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Instagram Model Kara Del Toro in Sheer Lingerie
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Sydney Sweeney Bikinis in Europe
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Lorde Answers 73 Questions with Vogue
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Josephine Skriver Grabbing Sara Sampaio’s Booty
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Gal Gadot’s Bikini Peek
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10 Most Notorious Criminals in American History
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Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest have a Transgender Child
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Girl Power – Group Of Women Push A Badly Parked Car – There’s a Fetish in this…
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Rachael Ostovich Made an Appearance at Chargers Training Camp
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Heidi Klum is Tanning!
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Kourtney Kardashian Glowing in a Bikini
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Brad Pitt Look-A-Like Gets Harassed by Pitt Fans -Hilarious
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Special Forces Troop Talks About When They Got Attacked By A Mysterious Creature in Afghanistan
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Dancing Bear
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Dog Digs Crabs and Plays with Them
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Wave Pool in China Gets Tsunami-ed
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Mountain Biker Sticks the Landing – Fail
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Girl Knows Bottle Tricks
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Australian Kayaker Jess Fox Won Two Medals Thanks to Olympics Issued Condoms
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A couple of Topless Models by the Pool
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini in Europe
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The Bridge that Takes Out Trucks
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Tube Catches Air Behind Boat….
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Dude Doing Push Ups Gets Humped
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Rachel Bush Shows Support for Bills WR Cole Beasley After He Explains Why He’s Not Getting Vaccinated
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Nude Model Watering Plants
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Lily Allen is Sober and Pantsless
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Trailer for the Movie LAMB
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Car Accident Aftermath – Hilarious
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This Gymnast Winning Gold for USA in her Gymnast Outfit
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Wishes the Cowboys QB a Happy Birthday
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Nude Model on the Couch
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Man Goes Nuts Over Happy Meal…..
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Dog Training at the Agility Course Fail
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Vulture on the Selfie Stick while Doing Sara Para Gliding
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Danny Amendola and Jean Watts are Still Going Strong,
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Throwback Irina Shayk’s Topless Pics!
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – EmRata’s Booty in a Thong Swimsuit!
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Pickup a Pair of Technomarine Sunglasses From Joy Swag
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Cam Sluts Being Amazing
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Phoebe PRice in a Bikini beign Amazing
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Laura Whitmore in a Summer Dress
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Tallia Storm in a Slutty Dress
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Maria Menounos in a Sports Bra
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Kat Dennings in a Photoshoot
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress in the Photoshoot
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Cindy Crawford’s in a Photoshoot with her Tits
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Jena Malone’s in a Cute Dress
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Christina Hendricks big Tits At Dinner
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Gina Rodriguez Running in s Sports BRa
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Christina McGuinness’ Strong Legs in a Skirt
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Amanda Seyfried in a Boring Photoshoot
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Joey King in a Bra Top for a Photoshoot
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Suki Waterhouse’s Potential Pussy Definition
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Lady Gaga’s in a Tight Dress…I’ve Grabbed Her Ass
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Hands in Panties!
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That Was Unexpected….
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CAMTASTROPHES!
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Reddit Amateur Half Naked
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Jordyn Jones and her Friend in a Slutty Lesbian Shoot
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Bernie Fan and her Big Thighs…
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Scumbag of the Week…
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Pissing On Stage
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Dildo in the Ass
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Newbie Spreads her Ass
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Fishnet Dildo Time!
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Mashup Madness
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Toy in Party!
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Redhead Vagina!
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Pussy / Ass Spread Competition!
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Fingers Exploring her Ass
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Panties Wetness
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Masturbation with Panties on
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Black Dildos of Broken Dreams!
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Nurse Gets Naked
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Pussy Rub Down!
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eatmahkandy Nude!
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Lesbian Party!
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Tinder Success Story
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Unfureled Pussy
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Guy Breaks GF’s Friend In
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Jiggle Pussy
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Overall Titty Reveal
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Dildo in Ass!
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Big Titty Shower Fuck…
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Wide Dildo
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Hot Nude Photoshoot…
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Riley and Jess Fuck
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Rolling on a Dildo
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She’s Tasting Herself
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Nude Model in the Library
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Slow and Steady Wins the Hump…
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2021

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Ass and Titties in Bikini on Yachts of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is living the Yacht life because some people aren’t phased by the current state of the world, some are richer than they’ve ever been because of the pandemic, or in Sweeney’s case, because she want fucking viral and is probably the latest and greatest in young actresses who weren’t sourced from TikTok, which is actually a big deal in this era of SOCIAL MEDIA IS FUCKING LIFE…regardless of how depressing that fucking sounds..

I do like Sydney Sweeney, I know people hate her face, they think she looks inbred or some shit, it’s the ceiling eyes…

I think she’s got great tits on a great body, so seeing her living a better life than me, which isn’t really saying much, I mean she could be washed up on shore getting mouth to mouth and living a better life than me….but it’s saying something…

I want celebrities to be more important than us, to be richer than us, to living the life of luxury while we’re out here dumpster diving and drinking water out of puddles hoping the gasoline gives us a buzz.

But when the celebs have big tits, I want them in bikinis being better than us…

So here’s to her Banner Year…or is it a Beaner Year? I just know she’s on some show called White Lotus by Mike White and she has titty battles with Daddario and it’s great cinema….without the cinema since it is streaming….

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Here’s some IG SMUT, cuz they need to upload to social otherwise they don’t exist…

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2021

Jul

Laetitia Casta’s in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I was just ranting about French Girls supposed to be topless because I live in French Canada, a society that was built on French Prostitutes coming over to the New World to be sold off to the highest Fur Trapper….which they market as empowering, because the women were allowed to interview the men and see if they wanted to marry them…so it wasn’t a pure human trafficking situation…more a poor girl from France paid to go to the New World to get married to some fucking Pilgrim….

Anyway….it was the Lily Rose Depp post where I said she should be topless, it’s the French way, at least based on the French TV from France that we had access to and that had all kinds of tits in it…..we’d watch it for the tits, it was very culturally enlightening, back when porn didn’t exist at the level it does now…when you had a hard time getting on the internet or you’d be bored of the old VHS porns you basically exhausted….it was far better than jerking off to music videos or Figure Skating…

Well, when internet did start to make it’s way, the porn was on these thumbnail gallery sites, or these directories, and in the celebrity section there was ALWAYS some Laetitia Casta topless shoots cuz her tits were huge, she was from France, that’s how fashion worked there.

Needless to say, I’ve jerked off to her tits a lot, and seeing her in this new photoshoot for a magazine is a blast from 1997 or 1998 when my love affair with the model began…

She’s holding up well…Viva le France or whatever the fuck….to socialist fucks….she’s been a babe, still a babe, and I think this must be the closest thing I’ve felt to love in a long time…and she’s old as shit…EXPLAIN THAT TO ME asshole…

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2021

Jul

Lily Rose Depp Bikini Top of the Day

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French Fuck Lily Rose Depp who you may know from her dad being Johnny Depp, who before getting cancelled when it wasn’t cool to be cancelled, was a huge star…but then everyone decided he’s a crazy woman beater…even though the crazy woman he beat has been proven to be a black widow fucking eat the souls of the men she fucks as she manipulates them with her pussy that must have mastered the art of Kegel, before diverting her cunt behavior to eating cunt, cuz now she’s officially a dyke in lesbian clothing….even though before seducing Johnny Depp and Elon Musk, she was a “bisexual” for the media to notice her…before everyone was a bisexual cuz when you’re an opportunist fuck, you’ll fuck anything…

Anyway, this is about French Fuck Lily Rose Depp with her fancy rich person toothpaste….which is not what you should be looking at, her tits are what you should be looking at, they are so round…

The question is, if she’s really a French Fuck, why the bikini top? Isn’t that against everything I’ve learned about the French way of life while jerking off to French TV from France that always featured tits in an era before porn…it is where I got my culture as a person living in French Canada…that programming from France…

Anyway, round tits….exciting turn of events in the story of Hot Celebrity Daughter Lily Rose Depp…

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2021

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Here’s a celebration of the design flaw of the THONG….because the thong fabric isn’t wide enough to protect the anus from peeking through, so all you asshole lovers get to see some asshole, all while the girls feel fully clothed…”We’re just in our panties, you’re a pervert for sexualizing us because you can see some asshole when we bend over, grow up, you misogynistic fucks…all your objectifying of women like a bunch of cucks begging cock to enter your wives…NOW subscribe to my OnlyFans where I fist myself”….

You know…modern girl logic…

The asshole is woke and winking, because all genders, all 45 genders we’ve decided that we have….I heard that high level medical schools are teaching future doctors that humans are the mammals that are not just two sexes….which could be confusing, based on science, but if the science tells us that crazy people cutting off their dicks are their own gender, let’s go for it.

I can go on and on about how nutty the world is, I do all day, I mean don’t get me started on mental health, I have a rant already written on that shit…inspired by Simone Biles and every mental health claiming victim getting coddled by other losers but I haven’t decided when to post it…or if I’ll post it…MY BODY MY CHOICE…just not when it comes to vaccines…that aren’t even approved by the FDA….WEIRD.

Why tarnish the asshole with shit, when we can just celebrate assholes being flashed in a low key cuz their panties are on kind of way….