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2021

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk Mom Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk’s a Swedish basketball champion who is channeling to her best ability that basketball inspo into her latest instagram post featuring her basketball sized tits…you know since basketball is what got her here…thanks to some Swedish Women’s Basketball fetishist deciding to turn one of the players into a top Victoria’s Secret model.

She’s recently had a kid, so her cunt is likely blown out, but we don’t hold that against her since she’s actually been with the same dude since she was 13 or 14 years old, almost wholesome, assuming she wasn’t impregnated at a gangbang or “Hot Wife” party in a luxury hotel room where dudes ran train on her…as they do….

Her tits are likely breast feeding tits, so put them to fucking use in that corset, it’d be acrime not to, but even before the pregnancy and lactaction, were still worth looking at, thanks to being the hottest of the VS models in recent years and not just because they use farm animal looking women now…she got in when they still used hot chicks…

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2021

09

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I have been seeing people freaking out about the door-to-door vaccine campaigns….or this video that’s going viral:

Locally, the government is legally allowed to force vaccinate us, but they are pretending that they won’t, that it is our right to choose, but if you choose not to get vaccinated, you’ll be forced into LOCKDOWNS and ADDITIONAL TESTING….while the vaccinated don’t have to….basically creating two classes of people…those who trust science and those who trust the government…

So whether you believe in vaccine passports and a lot of people do, even if it’s additional government tracking that would be seen as “none of their business” under the guise that we live in a free world, which we don’t….or if it you think they are the dark signs of a dark future….because clearly, this is going to lead to two classes of people…the vaccinated who will LOVE and will DEMAND because despite being vaccinated – they don’t want to be around the unvaccinated who are seen as the people keeping COVID lockdowns alive….and the unvaccinated are the bad guys….where the vaccinated can live normal and the unvaccinated are the heathens who must remain in QUARANTINE forever…Since they are trying to make vaccinated and unvaccinated a political thing, when it’s really not, you can be some hippie communist not into experimental treatment, not just a redneck in a trailer park shooting off AR-15s into lawn furniture…

While I think we’ve got it ALL wrong, because the only real passport to access both essential and non-essential business we need is an On/Off Passport….

I figure my political party should get in on my idea of on/off passports…if you want in this grocery store…show me your tits outside that shirt, so I know that you’re not lying about your tits with some sort of push up bra conspiracy….

All this to say, fight for what’s right….all women needing on/off passports to LIVE….maybe QR code their foreheads for easier use…

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2021

09

Jul

Hailey Bieber Aint Got No Panties On Of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s a bit of a creep because I am convinced she’s a fucking stalker who played it cool with Bieber and because of that was able to finally legitimize herself thanks to the help of a male pop star, because she’s an empowered feminist you know, one who couldn’t hack it on her own, but got some idiot pop star you know she had posters of on her wall while growing up….

It’s a reminder that when a girl is hot enough, her being a creepy stalker goes unnoticed by the dude, he just sort of falls into it because part of the tactics involve fucking dude stupid so he doesn’t ask questions…then not fucking them at all to get them hooked into it….

When a dude does it and I am sure you’ve tried, you just end up in jail or with a restraining order….

And sure, maybe Hailey and Justin are in young love, but I don’t believe narcissists are capable of love…..

To make things even more interesting, she’s a self proclaimed Christian, which at this point is hard to believe, because her Sunday Bests involve no panties and sexual looks, not that sex is anti-christian, but being a whore kind of is…

I just don’t believe that any rich, vapid, idiot trying to be an IG model is a religious person or has any spiritual depth….they are just materialistic and vain…a shell of a human helping other humans disconnect from their souls and focus on irrelevant shit….like instagram clout…pretty sad..BUT AT LEAST SHE HAS NO PANTIES ON.

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2021

09

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Hot Tub Ass of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s the 40+ that’s not offensively 40+ like when you would buy your friend a 40+ porn mag back in the 80s or 90s on his birthday to fuck with him….this is a whole new 40+…maybe it’s a whole new world out there where rich people can stay hotter than poor people longer…but that’s probably always been the case…plus when you’re rich as shit and Scherzinger is rich as shit, her solo career after Pussy Cat Dolls was massive, so she can eat well, work out, be amazing….all day…she can also get face injections, eat aborted fetuses, and get other sugeries easy…not to mention she can use a professional hair and make-up person for photoshoot days while photoshoots may mean “Vacation pics for the gram”….but she’s done good as a dancer, potential vegas show girl, or stripper who never was…and her ass…looks round and delicious…

I used to call her a tranny, and she may still be one, I can’t see dick in those bottomes, but maybe that testosterone did her good for that musculature that makes her have a slower melting point….WHO knows…or CARES.

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2021

09

Jul

Rita Ora Tight Leggings of the Day

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Rita Ora must be pretty old by now….it seems like she’s been a celebrity with no real reason besides having been signed by a label, before being bought out of her contract because Rihanna was like “Fuck that noise, you’re not bringing some Rob Kardashian fucking groupie onto the same record label as me”….and knowing Rihanna was relevant, is still relevant, prints hits, they said, pay this Rita bitch off…and they did…

With work visa in hand, access thanks to starting the celeb thing and lots of money allowed her to go to every invite only party, get that paparazzi coverage, all while never making any music….so a pop star, who never was a pop star, but is treated like a pop star….weird…

Here she is in slutty middle aged mom in active-wear that you can probably see at your local Amazon.com Whole Foods….this is the future…sluts of all ages in provocative clothing amongst us….this is their SUNDAY bests…since they are all godless pervert heathen money grubbing freaks…

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2021

09

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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FISHNETS ARE A CONSTRUCT OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!

They send not so SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to women trying to be sexy, that they are actually ENTRAPPED by the patriarchy…..

Even their UNDERWEAR or FANCY lingerie they use in their SEX work…or to be SEXY to the men they love have generational sexism ingrained in every mesh quadrant….

The fishnet, a seemingly innocent lingerie or hosiery…is really a product of a system of social structures and practices, in which men govern, oppress and exploit women…

Even the name “FISHNET”….means they were inspired by a TOOL or device used in the HUNTING of innocent FISH….which makes the fishnet even worse, because of all the years those evil MEN have referred to a pussy as fishy….or seafood… it’s just layers and layers of systemic sexism ENGRAINED in a product you can buy for under 10 dollars at all major drug stores and grocers.

Why didn’t they name them “Bear Trap”….or “Hunting Rifle”…it’d still have the same oppressive and predator vibe, without the negative connotation for pussy…..maybe it is because they look like FISHING NET….those CLEAVER misogynists…

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2021

09

Jul

Elsie Hewitt Big Tits of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt’s hot a big set of tits on a relatively not so big frame, which is a recipe for success on social media…

She has 1,000,000 followerrs and aI don’t think she’s gone the OnlyFans exclusive content porn route that they pretend are for the “fans” but that are actually for the loser fans who don’t know they are being swindled, manipulated and lied to….

I think she’s done Playboy, which is a good thing when you have tits like that, I mean she’s using them for attention and money, she might as well maximize before she’s too fucking old….

I am not a fan of hers because she went after Ryan Philippe for being an abuser in a #metoo, because I hate when people go public on social media against people, in efforts to ruin their fucking lives, it’s just a cunty thing to do…even if the domestic complaint is legit…keep it to your damn self..

Plus I am also aware that these girls target or take advantage of these rich dudes like Ryan Philippe for either money, clout, etc…it’s LA, a competitive place, you need to attach to any ladder wrung you can…and old actors who don’t know how social media work don’t realize that these girls are dangerous…nothing more dangerous than a girl who thinks she’s more than just a set of tits cuz of instagram follower count because they think they are more important than they are…this is not the finding some dumb hot chick at a diner to fuck…it’s way more strategic and menacing than that.

So whether Philippe beat her like she claims, or whether she got a payout now that his ex wife is rumored to be a billionaire for selling her Production company, so he can afford to throw money at a problem slut to make it go away, or not..keep it to your damn self….leveraging canceling someone to elevate yourself is trash…but I guess when you’re using your tits to get money…trash is kinda your thing….but in Elsie’s case, the tits are big enough to be a marketable talent in and of itself…so we’re glad she brings the tits…even if she’s a throw a motherfucker under the bus kind of bitch.

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2021

09

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Bikini Mormon Gone Wild of the Day

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When I used to go onto social media a few years ago, my favorite memes were the Mormon memes….because Mormoms are interesting, especially when the defect and go wild, like Julianne Hough, because anyone raised in any fundamental environment, whether it’s a religious sect, or some other “oppressive” environment because when they break free they go nuts, like Julianne Hough did when she made her way to Hollywood with her brother people assume she fucked, before ending up with Ryan Seacrest, America’s Sweetheart, who I’ve since learned is a sexual deviant from girls who have signed NDA with him, but didn’t respect the NDAs because a perverted Ryan Secrest is way too good to keep to yourself…

This Mormon, along with her dancing, potential incest, relationships with sexual perverts….is also into showing off her dancing body, I mean dancing may be dumb and embarrassing as fuck, but it’s a sign of a good fuck, it’s sex training really, so getting half naked in bikinis made out of wifebeater material, all white and see through when wet….but I guess she’s too wholesome, or too aware that she can’t be OVERLY slutty…because she may lose her America’s Sweetheart status and get thrown into just another one of these exhibitionist celebrities rewarded and confusing the kids who follow them into being slutty too…TITS GET HITS…so show em…

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2021

09

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are back, not that they really went anywhere, any married dudes or dudes in relationships are well aware that even at the peak of the THONG’s success and popularity even with women who would complain about the THONG being abusive to their assholes and pussies….but wouldn’t caught dead in a pair of granny panties…not even on their period…just fucking two tampons in and hoping for not Toxic Shock Syndrome amputations….those in relationships or married were still forced to deal with the granny panty…oftentimes stained and disgusting ones that were never thrown out like they should have been because they were the last of the comfortable underwear owned and the idea of buying new Hanes Cotton bikini briefs was a fate worse than death….because women are idiots and don’t realize men don’t care, we just want the panties off..

So….now they are reclaiming the granny panty, it’s a fullback panty now…and they are empowered by embracing the sex appeal a granny panty can have because…you guessed it…they are panties…

It’s another one of these idiotic empowered things that never needed to be empowered….like breast feeding…the idea that breast feeding is cancelled when I’ve seen it consistently happen in countless public places…and encourage it…only for NO ONE to ever ask a bitch to put her tit away…but for some reason on TWITTER it’s a campaign….cuz people are bored….and feel their own shame or embarrassment but instead of saying “I’m shy to pull a tit out” or “I love the comfort of a granny panty, but people will make fun of me for it”….they make it a crisis…a bullshit fucking crisis…

Just stick to showing your panties….sluts..

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2021

09

Jul

Izabel Goulart Twerk of the Day

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I have been noticing that when girls get caught on camera in social media posts, usually of their friends, they go into a twerk….

It’s like the twerk is so mainstream, it’s become the modern wave, maybe the covid friendly handshake….for whatever reason, every girl wants to throw her ass into a twerk…even old bitches like Goulart…

She’s the Victoria’s Secret angel from a time when they used hot bitches to sell panties and called them angels….SO SEXIST….it’s the PATRIARCHY….who financed Epstein, what the fuck do you expect from them….

She’s from Brazil and thus may have been born a man…you know before trannies were a thing in North America, the North American tranny lovers and tranny porn producers were heading to Brazil…I guess they got the hormones in their water first due to some UN program to emasculate the American male…a PILOT program….

She’s spent the last 5 or 6 years on instagram being fit as fuck, basically working out all day and having an amazing fit model body because of it, and even into her mid to late 30s, she’s still go that hotness about her….is it plastic surgery, who fucking cares, I’m looking at her topless twerk with a body hotter than most 25 year olds, which isn’t saying much, they’re a lazy breed of pig who realize men will fuck anything so they don’t try…

Here she is with a sign that says MARTINEZ (my last name)….not my sign, but you know something to jerk off to, like I’ve branded it…even when I haven’t…unless she’s trying to send me subliminal messages…which I am sure she is..they all are….I’m not schizo or anything….right…

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