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2021

23

Jul

Britney Spears Horny of the Day

I saw some story the other day, or maybe it was today, it all blends into each other when you do the same bullshit daily for 17 years…it’s a long time and I’ve probably been writing posts on Britney since the site’s inception…like she’s an old friend that’s been sent to prison for the last 10 years or more…a very fancy rich person prison but a prison none-the less because like her song, she was a slave for her dad who spends all her money…

So the story was how happy she is that she can drive again, i guess she hasn’t been able to drive for a long time, because of her whole being a crazy girl who shaves her head…

There are other stories that she’s currently engaged to some opportunist who is like “Fuck yeah I’ll marry Britney Spears, she’s Britney Spears”….plus with all the years of being held captive, it’s a great opportunity to CONTROL the fuck out of her and her finances…because no one, not even a male actor, has noble or good intentions, especially in this era…

Anyway, with new freedom comes new sexual arousal, and girl’s out here pulling her shorts down wile doing a hump, or hip gyration like she was Elvis, because one thing about crazy girls I know, is they like to fuck….so as Britney’s freedom starts to happen, expect to see her being more naked, more sexual, more amazing, she was trained this way…and I’m excited for it, cuz she’s amazing….a fucking legend.

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2021

23

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I am pretty repetitive about Fishnets because I figure if you’re even here reading this, you’re here for the fishnets, not for my bullshit commentary that is meaningless noise that is hardly funny, interesting, inspiring, or compelling…it’s drivel…maybe what you’d call irrelevant…not irreverent….irrelevant…my opinion, like so many other people’s opinions don’t matter…

But yeah, the fishnet angle is this….fishnets, one of the most accessible lingerie items available at all drug stores, is probably the only lingerie a basic person has ever had any access too, in part because they are in every drug store and they like how they feel against their cross dressing balls….if you shave your leg well enough, you can pretend it’s not your own leg you’re jerking off to.

So the angle is that since everything is being cancelled because of the patriarchy, or at least it was being cancelled because of the patriarchy, it has now evolved into misinformation, racism and climate change, but for a while it was about the patriarchy….

So the angle was, patriarchy is bad, it controls everything, even the lingerie these women wear and support is named after a tool used to entrap fish from their free roaming or swimming upstream…and those same nets are polluting the ocean…killing marine life…getting caught up on turtles…it’s just an all around EVIL way to get your OMEGAS…when you should just be eating made in lab fake shit….

Why aren’t women protesting this oppressive symbolism of their lingerie…because they think they look hot…

So oppression is good, if they look hot, bad if it gets in the way of them looking hot…GOT IT….

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2021

23

Jul

Demi Moore Ass of the Day

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This isn’t really an aggressive Demi Moore ass picture, I just posted frog butts which are full of anus and far more exciting than this pose, if anything her old ass looks flat and uneventful even after all her plastic surgery, but I guess at her age, we should just be happy she’s not wearing her diaper for the shoot, you know since ladies lose the ability to hold their piss in at a certain age and all….

I am not into Demi Moore or her ratty ass kids, but people are…so here she is….look at me…posting for the PEOPLE….a real philandering philanthropist the people need…on some BILL GATES shit…without that whole population control agenda….

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2021

23

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The good news is that you don’t need to use your sex doll to find the next hottest pose for social media, as you do in your spare time, because the women have figured it out on their own….it’s called frog butt and involved kneeling, spreading the knees apart, arching the back to make the booty look its roundest, and EVERYONE seems to be doing it…

Obviously,, I think it’s a wonderful pose, one that they should teach all women of all walks of life to do….maybe this should be the pose for teachers on Picture day, army people when getting in formation, why save it for the whores of the internet looking for attention and money….MAKE it for everyone….

You know the whole “Say Cheese” to get people to smile for a picture, it pretty much became a default instruction for a generation or more to get people to smoke for a picture, I think it’s time we change that to “FROG BUTT”….so girls hop into the pose instinctively, instead of wasting time taking pics of themselves NOT in frog butt.

Here’s some frog butts.

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2021

23

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Side Boob of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a giant whatever of a celebrity. I think she was on the 90210 new class TV show, but I could be wrong because I don’t actually care enough to google her. I know she’s not the one who was married to Channing Tatum and I also know that she’s done a series of high profile Hallmark movies, which is where Soap Star caliber actors go to die, you know PORN of the mainstream presented as wholesome masturbation fodder.

She’s got big fake tit and in being subtle she’s got a shirt on with her tits hanging out, but in being no so famous, she’s documenting it herself so EVERYONE SEES THE CLICKBAIT rather than being modest about it and wait for it to go viral like the people used to…now it’s BUTTHOLE selfies posted to SOCIAL MEDIA to hope people care or that enough people like it so you can go on living….instead of not giving a shit about these meaningless numbers…you’re all dumb, eager, thirsty, clickbait, garbage.

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2021

23

Jul

Lottie Moss Pussy of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’s instagram sister that I say she’s probably never met, but that Lottie has played up because it’s a solid angle to get big on social media, which these people confuse with being big in the fucking world…Seriously, any low level idiot with even a small amount of followers, think they are fucking important, these egos are hard to control…

So a good way to stand out from all the other muppets of social media trying to get rich and famous and establish themselves in the fucking world as people just existing, is to exploit your famous last name….and get naked…because tits get hits, even silly tits..cuz we’re all perverts…

I am all for the world becoming weird naked porn chicks for clout and money, it’s been predicted, since we’re in a lazy and godless world, and finally the caliber of the naked chicks are better than the amateur porn I used to jerk off to…you know I always called it “a little too amateur”….with fat ladies and their Samurai swords on their double wide wall…kind of thing…while this is all HIGH profile….like I’m sure she’s been on Private Jets and in 5 star hotels…I mean she’s a MOSS…

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2021

23

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

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I would have thought that Kristen Stewart would be the kind of actor who decides that she’s no longer a woman, and that she’s a teenage boy, so that like Ellen Page before her, she’d kill off her name and cut off her tits, and try to grow out her clit into a dick…she just has that vibe…

But I guess she’s just happy being a lesbian, no need to push the boundaries for viral coverage or a way to get more and more famous….because I guess she doesn’t need to be that broken…..

The good news is that she’s into showing her tits, not cutting them off, so we get to see the semi-masculine, not so hot, not so great, but super famous actor with her titties out and if this is what her instagram looks like, since I don’t use instagram, I’m into it….because obviously the next step of the instagram is straight up porn….what a weird time to be around when I’ve been unable to monetize or go mainstream cuz I’m seen as some shitty porn site…when all I do is repost shit from ZUCKERBERG…what a scam…favoritism…OPPRESSION….

In conclusion, lesbians hate me, but I am glad that lesbians are finally getting hotter, cuz no dick in the way of girl on girl sex, is more fun for people into girls not dick.

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2021

23

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties, like Black People in America, are one of the most oppressed kind of panty….

I am sure comparing Black People to full back panties is a solid “you’re racist” for making light of this whole BLM bullshit that’s been going on the last few years….

The reality is, I just don’t subscribe to people crying about the past, I am a firm believer in working towards the future, and worrying about a system being inherently white supremacist just for existing, seems to shit on the stories and moments that got us here today….plus I think it’s just signaling that doesn’t actually help anyone, but creates division amongst everyone…

I think the Full Back Panties are the most oppressed panty, possibly due to the slave trade that made them, you know Panty companies found cheap slave labor overseas to make new panties for less money, that needed to be marketed aggressively enough for people to burn their existing panties to get their new panties….

The way they did this was shaming women, who I guess are weak minded and follow along with the trends, by saying “we can see your pantyline”….which I know that no dudes were shaming women over because every dude I know loved the pantyline….and they rebranded traditional panties as “Granny Panties” to pull all the SEX APPEAL of them being panties out of them, forcing girls to move onto the less effective thong.

Now, the activists out there are rebelling against what they call the PATRIARCHY, but that is really other women pressuring them to follow the leader, as they do….and they are doing the rebelling by being “empowered” about their panty choices…dumb, definitely…but that’s the world we live in….and here are those granny panties being hot cuz they’re panties..

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2021

23

Jul

Pool Shark or Pool Whale of the Day

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I used to hangout in pool halls when I was underage because it was the only place I could smoke and drink and befriend degenerates, you know my favorite thing.

I used to stare at the asses of every biker bitch who would step up to the table and sometimes, you’d get a panty flash.

When I came across this ass flash at the pool table, I remembered those days as a pool rat, never a pool shark, and since her ass is big, I’ll call her the pool whale…not that I hate fat asses…I like all asses….but I do like making fun of fat chicks…it’s the cyberbully coded into my soul….

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2021

23

Jul