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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw there was a gym in Canada that is banning the vaccinated which is hilarious to me, I am all for a two class system, provided there are resources for both casts, so get us some unvaccinated stripclubs, brothels, rub and tugs, restaurants, bars, grocery stores, and coffee shops…we need something more fun, edgier and less woke that Starbucks…maybe get some bikini Baristas to go with my Bikini Car Wash, because every time I go to Starbucks, and this has been going on for at least 15 years, the workers making coffee are genderless, or the most stereotypical lesbian, or the most flaming fag….it’s out of control, like they seek out these people to push their evil corporate agenda….

You can be Tyrannical and Authoritarian while being self righteous and woke…you can be a bully while hating cyberbullies and you can be aggressively into censorship, population control, tracking, but still think you’re for freedom….because that’s what being a delusional mindless retard is about motherfuckers…

Brainwashed motherfuckers playing follow the leader…or Simon Says while the rest of us are over here playing HIDE and SEEK and we’re not “It”….you know since you think in children’s games…at least according to late night TV…

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Jordyn Jones in Single
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It’s the Wild West with this Nude Model
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Gracie Hunt Puts in Work at Chiefs Fit
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Paulina Porizkova is kicked off dating app Hinge
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Camila Cabello in a Bikini
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That escalated quickly….Fail
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Surveillance Camera Footage Of The Lemoore Water Tank Explosion!
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COUPLE MAKING OUT FALL THROUGH GLASS
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70-Year-Old Chinese Man Is So Fit, He Looks Like He’s In His 30’s!
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Former Dolphins Cheerleader Gigi Pena Launched an OnlyFans
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Lady’s Intense Rap Reaction To Gen Z ‘Cancelling’ Eminem Is Intense
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember a time when hot chicks didn’t need to post on social media for attention cuz they were hot….I am sure I’ve written about this, assuming you consider this writing, not that you’re reading this, maybe I should record myself reading it, some Mr Rogers shit…anyway…hot chicks were busy being hot, cool people were busy being cool, rich people were busy doing exclusive rich person shit…and NO ONE had to document their every move to feel like they mattered….they knew no one mattered, or that they mattered more than the other people they knew in their circle so it was fine….but now these self hating self righteous motherfuckers are producing low hanging fruit, desperate as fuck, clickbait content to try their best to be the next Kardashian…

When people didn’t give a fuck and the internet was reserved for nerds…the world was a far better place…

Even now, I don’t work on weekends, meaning I don’t look at a screen or computer, I just sit outside and stare into nothingness and I feel more human than this robot shit…

Social media is the devil, get your news in memes and clips and never watch the whole thing, post your asshole hope to get famous, watch idiots trying to sell you shit you don’t need, you fucking puppet drone falling into your place in this weird fucking world…a soulless, everyone is the same, self righteous expert hot person…when really everyone is just a dumb fucking consumer….not interesting, inspiring, or good…just fucking filler…like everyone else…

It’s too bad that humans lost that whole being human thing and instead are turning into memes….oftentimes hypocritical pretending to be woke yet being totally authoritarian against anyone that goes against their wokeness….BUT at least you can pay to watch them masturbate…you can hate jerk off to them now that everyone is porn addicted and not into fucking, or strictly into fucking, not into the other shit that makes life fulfilling…you dopamine deprived, instant gratification, unimpressive fucks….SHOW ME YOUR TITS.

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Irina Shayk’s a Hot Model in a Bikini
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Kayla Reid Shows Off Breast Implant Removal Scars
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Nip Slip at Cannes
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Madison Beer is Busty
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Camilla Cabello’s Bikini Selfie!
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The Latest Celeb to Turn Trans
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OR OR OR OR – MAN ON THE MOON – JOE BIDEN STUMBLES INCOHERENTLY DURING CNN TOWN HALL
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Slapping Should be an Olympic Sport
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Miley Cyrus See Through Crop Top
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Hot Golfer Does an Impressive Trick Shot in Heels
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Seagull Trapped on Girl’s Face on a Sling Shot Ride
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Lorde Day Drinking with Seth Meyers
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Couple Making Out Fall Through Glass
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Pug on a White Claw Ship
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Megan Fox is Not So Basic
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Gabrielle Union’s Thong Booty Selfie
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Porn Site Offering Free Access to Olympic Gold Medal Winners
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Insta Comedian Caitlyn Reilly Does “Actor Who Just Got back from Vacation” Impression
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Training on the Train Fail….
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Simone Biles Lands her Triple Double Flip
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Natalia Zharkova Breaks The World Record By Free Diving 93 Meters!
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7 Biggest Lies Cartoon and Fairy Tales Tell Kids
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Naomi Watts See Through Shirt Selife
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Bikini Glad Lady Gaga’s Sexy Pool Exit
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Hilary Duff is Getting Ready for Bed in her Pyjamas Showing off Boob!
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Christen Harper Wants to Be a Rookie for SI Swim 2022
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High Tech Sink that Cleans Your Phone
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Tornado Touches Down Almost Beside Fisherman, He Does Not Care!
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Girl Fails Trying to Get the Shot
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Anna Faris Gets Married
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Bar Refaeli’s Booty in an Orange Bikini
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Caroline Vreeland’s Boobs are Bigger than Her Head
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White Sox Rookie Yermin Mercedes Announces He’s Stepping Away From Baseball
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Pegasus the Spayware that is a Threat to Democracy
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A Look At The True Scale Of The Largest Airports On Earth
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Cool Photography Trick
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Paulina Porizkova Kicked off Dating App Because they Thought it was an Imposter
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Drunk and Amazing Ring Girl
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Fashion Designers Argue On Whether The Moon Is A “Star Or Planet”
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Car Climbing the Mountain in a Crazy Way
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Hot Model Laura Bensadoun in a Hotel Posing!
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Turned Their Instagram into a Haley Kalil Stan Account
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Penelope Cruz in a Swimsuit
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Florence Pugh’s Titty in a Bikini Top Shoot
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Margot Robbie’s Big Legs
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Samara Weaving at a Premiere
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Eiza Gonzalez Pussy in Leggings
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Kristen Stewart’s a Lesbian
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In Case You Missed It – Kesha’s Ass in a Bikini
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Addison Rae Legs
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Indiana Massara’s Cleavage
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Kate Beckinsale’s Push Up Bra
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Big Boobs Does a Strip
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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Pussy Mound Compilation
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Dildo on a Stool
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Poor Virgin Becomes a Man
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Two Tone Hair Fucks a Dildo
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2021

Jul

Jordyn Jones Wants To Eat Her Friends Nipples of the Day

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You may not believe you live in a simulation, or in the early days of dystopian society, you may think everything is as it always was, totally normal…even after the pandemic…because you just live your life relatively normally and you don’t watch the news, or the fake news, or get influenced by the lies….you just go through the motions like a slave in training just self absorbed and clueless….

But, when you see these girls get a taste of money from selling their skimpy pictures on the internet, only to turn themselves into low hanging fruit porn star….you have to realize the system is fucked…

I have never been anti-porn, I think porn got lazy and made shitty throat fucking content….I have never been anti-amateur porn…because I am all for girls taking slutty selfies….I am not against girls selling their nudes, panties, or hand jobs….I am all for it….

I just find it weird when people with mainstream success, are sucked into the “if I get more scandalous, more people care and more money is made”….even knowing they’ve been raised on porn….

I just never watched porn and thought the girls were girls I wanted to fuck, I didn’t mind watching them fuck, but I didn’t want to fuck them, because I knew there was something wrong with them, you know, coded weird…

I assume that because dudes loved porn, girls felt porn was the way to get attention, when back int he day, girls wanted to be VS models, not porn chicks in shitty nude shoots…so the girls looked at nasty porn girls and were like “I can do that”….and they are doing that….

It just makes for a weird dynamic or foundation for the next generation to grow up with…I mean we had porn and mainstream, the merging of the two isn’t quite happening how I expected it would, even though I knew the two would merge, I just didn’t think every girl would want to be the porn chick jerked off to, but it makes sense…especially now that they can make millions…

ANYWAY…Jordyn Jones, another child dance star from an alcoholic home that could be a generational incest home in Kalamazoo has been selling bikini pics on INSTAGRAM to her fans….never too racy, always showcasing her hot dance body…

Well, she’s now partnered up with a homie and is co-starring in her OnlyFans content, meaning she’s on ONLY fans showing off that hot ass, not her own OnlyFans, but that’ll happen next when she realizes she can make a million a month..

People all have their price….and it’s not a terrible thing…but it may be down the line when everyone’s just fucked out.

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2021

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Let’s celebrate the inadequacies of a panty design like we celebrate the inadequacies of most people on the internet as they try to find clout and relevance and important by being assholes on social media, but not the good kind of asshole like the asshole behind thong, or even the good kind of asshole who makes people laugh because of just how much of an asshole he is, the bad asshole who just consistently sucks…as they preach whatever bullshit they think they are supposed to because they are just like everyone else…no uniqueness, no individuality, just drones repeating the same words, in the same pose, too dumb to realize they’re actually hypocrites….where as these assholes, assholes we can see through the thong because the thong is inefficient as a panty, yet so many women burnt their old mom panties like it was a Dr Seuss book, because they thought they were supposed to….idiots everywhere, but since the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice all genders can get fucked through, each asshole its own puckered jewell even when there’s no jewell butt plug in….making assholes behind thongs a GLORIOUS experience.

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2021

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler was a child dance star thanks to some show that I think should be banned from TV because it was about child dance stars….that alone will appeal to the worst kind of people whether the majority of the people watching it are nice old ladies remembering their own kids because it is on TV and no one watches TV….but sometimes, you have to make adjustments in favor of the minority rather than the masses…like what they are doing for the TRANS People out there which is just confusing…pushing all that on us…when you can probably count on your hand the number of trannies you’ve met who weren’t hookers you were paying for an experimental chick with dick insertion…

Point being, I am not a fan of kids dancing on TV for weirdos….but I am a fan of the girls who were sold to those shows and who are now 18, because basically on Maddie’s 18th birthday, she started posting half naked social media friendly smut, that they don’t see as smut, since it’s bikini and fitness pictures, that’s not PORN, that’s barely monetizable on ONLYFANS….

But it’s still showing skin for likes, follows, relevance…and I’ll like, follow and try to help her relevance, cuz she’s hot…exploited by the industry or at least SIA maybe…but hot bodied and in bikini posing legs spread….hot.

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2021

Jul

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t actually follow Selena Gomez or her life, so I only know that today is her birthday because I went to twitter, even though they’ve deleted me, to see what was going on with the sites I tried accessing at 11:30 am that weren’t working, only to realize that no one was posting shit about it, there were no news stories, I thought my computer was hacked, but realized that all the sites were hosted by the same evil publicly traded company, and that their biggest shareholders are two sketchy as fuck companies that are the biggest shareholders in most publicly traded companies, to remind you that the system is rigged.

Anyway, one of the trending stories was that Selena Gomez, who I think has a deal with the social media platforms as one of the Disney Heroes, but that’s besides the point….the trending story along with “HOMOSEXUALITY”….seriously, why would that fucking trend…..was “It’s Selena Gomez’s birthday”….so why not stare at her in a shitty upskirt..

I don’t find Selena Gomez sucking off lipstick like it was Bieber’s dick all that hot, but she’s in thigh highs, so I guess it’s a Disney Kid gone wild, even though they’re all wild.

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2021

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS!!

I am all for girls flashing their tits, especially if they have big tits, because I am a small titty ambassador and find girls with smaller tits to be hotter, but I am still a dude who fucking loves big titties….

Big tits are a gift, a blessing, a talent and a skill…because a girl with BIG tits can impress people along the way and end up mattering….

I am sure you can think of girls with big tits, even fake big tits, that became known for their tits like they were a thing….from Pam Anderson to Carmen Electra…Anna Nicole Smith and Kate Upton….the big tit was really ALL it takes and yes, I do reduce those famous for their tits to being host body for those tits, because they are.

Girls with tits know the attention their tits get, the ability to get their tits scene is necessary for personal gain, or even just for a thrill of being like “HERE ARE MY BIG TITS”….

Titty Drops are inclusive, all tit lives matter, so not all titty drops are girls with big tits using their competitive advantage….but these titty drop compilation is worth a watch….saggy tits, perky tits, big tits, small tits…it’s a celebration of tits….

The fact girls feel compelled to flash their tits to the internet is actually a great turn of events because getting flashed used to take work, now it’s just so easy.

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2021

Jul

Kelly Ripa Assumes The Position of the Day

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I saw this picture on PEOPLE MAGAZINE, because they are the smut sites of the now, when they used to avoid the smutty celebrity content to appease their advertisers, since sites like this that post this shit are considered porn sites, even if the pictures I post are pulled from the social media feeds of these people..

SO it’s ok for this to be produced and posted to Instagram/FB…..it’s ok for it to be posted to People Magazine…but when drunkenstepfather posts it and says that Kelly Ripa, who is clearly a pervert, is showing her husband, who is clearly on Human Growth Hormone, he’s a soap star from the 90s in his 60s, and he’s ripped….it’s obviously some eating fetuses he pulled out of Bill Gate’s personal Planned Parent Hood office on his ranch in Montana or wherever he hides out….

My instinct is to think the hispanic rent boy is looking at her pussy in awe because it’s finally old enough, saggy enough, mom of three enough, to look like a set of balls….the way he likes it…

Or maybe his testosterone shots just make him horny enough to fuck the fucking wall…

I don’t hate old lady Kelly Ripa, even in her old age she’s a cute enough, tiny bodied, Regis killer….she just reminds me of this meme.

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2021

Jul

Dua Lipa Braless Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some famous popstar who I think came out of no where, they pretend they are “social media sensations” and maybe they are….but I am a firm believer that no one is organically famous. I have been doing the site for 17 or 18 years and I think every single “famous person” has been a fucking puppet that they’ve wanted to make famous….you may wonder who “they” is….and I know you’re probably thinking I’m talking about Demi Lovato and Halsey, you know the other puppets pushing insane agendas to their retard fans…

I don’t know who “they” is…I just know that I am not “they” and that I am not a “They”….and that I have no control in who become famous and who don’t….

I just know they couldn’t have someone in a position of influence who they can’t control or turn off, in the event they go against the narrative…too many fans, means too much power, so if you see someone with too many fans, it’s because they want them to.

Remember the social networks have admitted they are controlled by the government and that the system is rigged, meaning any of the famous will be part of that rigged system.

So Dua Lipa, the newly famous, from YOUTUBE a known corrupt platform, is pretty suspicious….some random UK chick the biggest thing in the USA…why….her music is generic video game noise…anyone could be DUA LIPA…yet this is the DUA LIPA for now…and she’s bringing sme barely hot content but keeping up with “show skin, get attention, distract young girls, convince them to post skin too, like that’s the TOP tier of society, instead of being intelligent and productive, just post more smut and have fun”….great inspo you society killing slut.

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2021

Jul

Ashley Benson Tight Shorts of the Day

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You know something like 24,000 – 30,000 major websites went down for about an hour….thanks to the internet outage that they’ve been predicting over at the last year now that they’ve done the pandemic…next up is internet outages….they tell us their plan..

But yeah, up to 30,000 sites went down and we stayed up, it was pretty amazing, and a reminder that I am the cockroach of the internet.

That’s not to say when the internet is actually turned off, I’ll still be here, I mean I want to turn the site off every day, but have nothing else to do….it’s just to say that I survived THIS outage….like the survivor I am….

I guess Ashley Benson is a survivor in her own right, the dumpy Pretty Little Liars star was able to go viral when she was on TV and not just because of her big tits, but because she was on the popular show at the time. She hasn’t done anything since, except fuck some model chicks, and likely eat their poo, get their fecal enzymes, which has been a prove weightloss strategy…eat SKINNY girl shit…

So now, she’s a spokesperson for a fitness brand, even though, she probably doesn’t really do fitness but neither do the women at the Grocery Store and I’ll still stare at their spandex asses…

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