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2021

02

Jul

Selena Gomez Bikini Tits of the Day

I don’t know what these Selene Gomez pics are for, but her tits are huge and unexpected, which could be from the set of implants she got during one of her organ transplants they blamed on LUPUS, you know the kid that pushes all the other dying kids who need new kidneys to the back of the line, because society is designed for the rich….or maybe she’s just fat, cuz I have seen pics of her and she’s fat…but tits this big, seems outrageous it’s just from eating, especially with how round they are…I’m no scientist…so who fucking cares…tits are fucking tits even if they destroy the earth once your long dead, decomposed but the tits are still there pumping plastics into the ocean to help kill the marine life and turn frogs gay..

POINT BEING, this crazy girl, who has used mental health as an excuse for way too long, which is something I fucking hate….

She hasn’t been up to too much the last few years, but this is her comeback….all programmed and ready to go…

The question you should ask yourself is whether Bieber still jerks off to her nudes? You know when looking at tits, always ask yourself, if Bieber’s jerked off to them too…

You should also wonder how someone can go from Selena Gomez to some snake Kardashian trained opportunist, I mean Selena Gomez may be uninteresting, but she’s produced shit like the Spring Breakers, where Hailey Bieber’s only produced one thing, being the creepy Bieber groupie who played it cool enough to be let in….but probably should have been retraining ordered.

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2021

02

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I don’t really know what the official frog butt pose, but it seems to be bitches on their hands and knees, except when they are on chairs, angling their assholes to the fucking moon like they are Branson and Bezos having their billionaire Space Race for the unity of the world…you know before they introduce an Alien invasion to to make us all connected to each other…we can fight amongst ourselves if we are too busy trying to protect humanity against the aliens, even if the aliens are our founding fathers, our creators, or religious icons…it’s possible….not the Humanity is worth saving, I mean historically civilizations crash in similar ways to how we are crashing and one of those things is everyone becoming a prostitute…

Not that I know anything about the sex work or the over sexualization of a society before they fall, what do I look like, someone who reads, or educates myself….I just make blanket meaningless statements…but I will say if girls find more happiness in selling nudes on the internet to strangers, instant gratification and money, than say, having a shitty ungrateful family, then we’re headed to a weird place because we always needed the majority to be the ones with shitty families in the suburbs…save the whoring for the down and out who have no other option….you can’t all be whores, how can we all keep up!!

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2021

02

Jul

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

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I’ve been hyping up Josie Canseco for being some hot socialite rich kid model with trashy parents who fell into stupid amounts of money which is always a recipe for amazing kids…you know the new money versus the uptight and entitled old money..there’s a difference when white trash win the lottery, or in Josie’s case when a trashy Hooters girl gets knocked up by a Cuban import baseball star paid more than Cuba probably makes in a year….and the difference is that we get to see the titties…

The titty pic is apparently old from her snap, I saw them on REDDIT, you know America’s favorite porn site that pretends it isn’t porn, even though 90 percent of all I see there is porn….and as it turns out, old or not, she’s hot…

The below pics are her being paid to pose bikinis with her hot youtuber fucker body cuz she’s got those athlete genes and seems fit…

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2021

02

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Shower Porn of the Day

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I don’t find Alex Daddario interesting at all, even with her big tits on her relatively small frame, she lacks something, maybe a soul, and her shit just doesn’t resonate with me, but luckily people are easier going than I am when it comes to celebrities, and the fact that she has big tits she pulled out in True Detective is enough for them to think she’s hot, to think she’s good to go for life, almost like a Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street situation….bitch gets naked once and they decide “put her in everything”…only Daddario only gets cast in shit fucking movies…

Like the one that this shower scene could be from, unless it’s for her social media or youtube now that these privileged fucks are trying to move in on the INFLUENCER world….where she’s not even showing full tit, when full tits is what we care about when it comes to Daddario..

If anything, I think she’s mocking you, or cockteasing you…but I can’t be sure since I find her to have zero sex appeal, so I’m not being sucked into the MANIPULATION…

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2021

02

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I realize that I say the same thing week after week, which could be why no one bothers with this site, it’s old, it’s tired, it was a dumb joke that started 17 years ago that I can’t help but keep running with….pretty embarrassing….but what the fuck else are you to do in a given day…

Not to make this about me, but I’m just letting you know why I always go back to the fact that Fishnets are oppressive, they are a sign of the patriarchy and misogyny, they represent a woman, like a fish, being caught at sea, only to be CONSUMED by man….

The girls in the fishnets don’t care, because everyone is a godless fuck who sells their nudes, and if fishnets make them hotter, than they have to be a good thing for their bottom line, as they are a commodity, consumed by man, ideally paying subscribers…that’s why they do these…

I personally like the fishnet mesh, what it represents, it’s a level of vintage hotness, vintage classy, vintage erotica…that women can buy at every drug store or walmart of 10 dollars…you know the easiest and cheapest way to make themselves more interesting so today we celebrate that.

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2021

02

Jul

Elle Fanning Braless of the Day

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Elle Fanning is probably the hotter and more interesting of the Fanning sisters because she wasn’t the human sacrifice that was thrown into the industry as a child, only to creep me out when she did interviews with Rosie, or wherever they sent her as an 8 year old who spoke and acted like a 40 year old, it was a weird fucking time and I just wrote Dakota off as another child star that would either lose her mind of fade away which may or may have happened, I wouldn’t know, I’m too busy checking out her sister, who unlike other celebrity sisters, is a celebrity in her own right cuz her parents know the scam…and apparently Elle knows the scam too, since she’s got a mask on despite masks being proved to not work….but also doesn’t have her bra on…in a wife beater..like so many girls who brave the world to leave their house….so you shouldn’t even notice her mask…STARE AT THE TITS…they are better.

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2021

02

Jul

Hilary Duff Crotch Shot of the Day

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Hilary Duff is popping a squat like she’s hanging out in Asian bathrooms, shitting in a hole in the floor, but with her pants on, since it is instagram and you can’t post your shitting content on there for attention, you save that for the shit fetishists who work at the casting couches around Hollywood cuz you know their weirdos….you see when you get to fuck every girl marketed as the hottest bitch in the world thanks to the industry…you can only really get off by leveling up…and getting into weirdness…like how Leo DiCaprio fucks dudes for fun, or the Nickelodeon people do their thing I’m sure you’ve rad about…

Or maybe, she’s just squatting in a subtle pants on pussy spread, because she’s had a few kids and she like the way the gape feels…but she’s not confident enough to show us the dark and spooky opening…

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2021

02

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Bra of the Day

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I don’t really keep up with Joey Lawrence’s Daughter with Jennifer Lawrence, who they named Iskra and left in the UK to fend for herself because they didn’t want a scandal to happen….or maybe it was Martin Lawrence….either way…I don’t keep track of this idiot..

But I do know that she was a legit model who got know work..when I saw legit model, I mean a skinny tall bitch who starved herself to model before seeing a loophole where the market was opening up for fatties, so she started fucking eating…carb-loading for the multi million dollar run, that was more of a waddle.

She launched a viral video with all the elements needed for a viral video, half naked chick in her underwear on public transit…to show how empowered she was…or how much of an exhibitionist she was…it got her noticed, got her work, and she had no choice but to keep eating to keep up the lie….because she was an empowered fatty…you can’t get skinny if you’re whole money making scheme is based on being an empowered fatty.

I think she’s had a kid, is bringing back her “plus sized” body, that we’ll assume won’t be plus sized forever, since she can’t keep up the fat lie forever, at a certain point it becomes unhealthy…so take in the big mom titties when you can…

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2021

02

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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For all the panties out there, I’ll assume there’s about 3-4 of you who accidentally ended up here, so at least 1 of you should have a panty fetish, since panties are hot, designed to give boners, because they are the sheath between you and the pussy, or the pussy sheath if you’re into sword weirdness which I am sure you probably are…because that’s just the demo I hit.

Full back panties are no longer stigmatized as granny panties, and these are girls letting you know how empowered and brave they are to not buy into the lies that were THONGS…at least not for this shoot…the panty selfie..