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2021

14

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Rowan Blanchard’s tits in her bikini look so round, but I’ll run with photoshop since all these girls photoshop themselves, even when they are trying to channel slutty old Hollywood Glam or the famous Madonna Pic where she’s hitch hiking, you know th one, because you’re an old fuck too….you know when Madonna’s SEX came out, it was a great opportunity for us to cum to our favorite pop star, it wasn’t an everyday thing where girls were selling videos of themselves fucking dildos in their genderless, try-sexual pods for the fans…and money….

I don’t know why Rowan is even wearing clothing, she was on kick where she was doing all the nude hipster artsy shoots you’d expect from rich brats in Brooklyn trying to have substance, meaning, or a voice….when really they’re some coddled bullshit…

I guess Disney gave her a year off, a RUM SPRINGA, so that she could figure out her next steps as a Disney Kid gone Wild….

Either way, the tan is good, the tits are good, the body is good, I’m into it, even if she’s some puppet pushing some agenda.


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2021

14

Jul

Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Chastain is the actress I always confuse for the fatter and bustier Christine Hendricks…

I probably have early onslaught alcoholic dementia, because I don’t remember shit, but I also have facial recognition blindness, so I can only tell girls apart from their pussies….or what I’d call a gynecological exam…..so maybe if these selfies were less about the cleavage and more about the pussy, I mean we are in 2021 and girls are about pussy lip empowerment over here, the whole “Cleavage” thing is pretty fucking modest, it’s a Godless world, get with the program….maybe we should call her Jessica Chastity belt with her G-Rated smut, but we know that’s not true, because it takes real fucking to get a career in hollywood, no CHASTITY belts will be found in her closet….

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2021

14

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I’ve been looking at these wet spot pics for about an hour, trying to find a magical and original take on the intro and description of the wetspot, I mean I’m a blogger, and as pathetic as that sounds, it’s more pathetic when you live it….every day…of your existence…only because you did this to yourself…

The reality is, wetspots remind me of middle aged women who can’t contain their urine when they laugh due to child birth, obesity and menopause…you know some of these girls read or listed to a joke on their favorite podcast before shooting this and pretending it was from being turned on….

It could be actually turned on girls, I mean why would they lie, I mean sure, it’s the internet and everyone’s a fucking liar, but why lie about this…

I do remember when I was trying to get in the dirty used panty business, where we’d sell dirty panties to Asians, before that would be considered Asian hate….and I was 100 percent going to fake it with tuna water and glue stick….and I’m not even a scammer, it was just for practical purposes and if you believe it’s real, it is just as good as being real….

But since people are chronic masturbating perverts, it’s safe to assume, that at least 10 percent of these are girls masturbating with their panties on, only to get a thrill of posting it to the internet, to help them cum…

It’s a weird world, where dirty panties are being integrated in self produced content, but keep them empowered because I’d hate to be in a world where dirty panty pics weren’t being posted…

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2021

14

Jul

Hot Couple Eat Dinner and Other Videos of the Day

Dog Wants Treat from UPS GUy

Turtle Smacks a Bitch

CVS Employees Catch Guy who Tried to Steal

Woman finds a Snack in the Hedge

Spiderman Meets a Tough Crowd…Because he’s Annoying as Fuck

Guy on Quad vs Cops

Girl with No Ear Rigs her Mask – Are People Still Wearing Masks? Schills.

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2021

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just realized it’s almost 1 pm and I forgot to update the sites, that’s about how much I care about all you groupies waiting on the edge of your seat for my prophecies…I know you’re out there….don’t try to hide….ok fine…you’re a Russian Spam Bot but that doesn’t make you any less important….we’re all equal here, this is a safe space where we only make fun of garbage celebrities and their evil agenda!!

Speaking of Evil Agendas, did you see that the George Floyd monument was struck down by heaven with lightning, if ever you needed a sign that there was a false prophet amongst us, in the form of a criminal crackhead, used to divide the nation and push this insane race agenda…I think that is it…

I know I’ve been on the internet a long time and that nothing goes viral unless there’s an effort for it to go viral and since the media is owned by 2 people, it’s pretty obvious that there was an agenda….this was not some organic thing…and it worked….

I repeat…nothing goes viral unless they want it to, I mean you can’t even be a credible doctor or scientist anymore…bringing the facts gets you shadow banned and invisible…because that’s HOW it works…

The history we’ve been told, is probably not the actual history, as the powers that be would hide and discoveries that go against their narrative….

I also saw Oliver Stone, who did a movie called JFK, you may remember it, meaning he probably did a lot of research into the subject, is saying that the whole event that created the “Conspiracy Theorist” as a concept to discount smart people, was in fact an inside job….IMAGINE all the other inside jobs that have happened…maybe it’s better to not bother but instead take selfies or subscribe to mainstream girls dipping their toe into porn, because the easy money is tempted, porn is seen as cool or mainstream, since all girls want to be what their man is jerking off to, without realizing that porn people are broken as fuck, abused and often prematurely dead…

Remember, ignorance is bliss, until they pull up to your house in vans with Hazmat suits…

Some morning links….ok….you fucking puppets…I wish I knew how to Geppetto better.

Khloe Kardashian is Teasing You in her Pink Bikini
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Megan Fox Thinks Trump is a Legend because He is a Legend…
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Bikini Girl Wins Arm wresting
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Getting Beat at the Foot Court
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Rachael Ostovich Goes Instagram Official With Chargers CB Michael Davis
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Topless Model in the Woods
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Best Sport Ever – Watermelon Launching
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Save Big on Apparel, Luggage and Other Shit
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This Font is Everywhere
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Drone Pilot over Trains
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Ashley Monroe has a Rare Blood Cancer
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Step Right Up and Get Your CAM SLUTS….HOT AND WILLING…CAM SLUTS!
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2021

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw some 22 year old teacher did some sexual assault at a high school locally…and I feel like all the sexual assault cases that happen in High Schools seem to be creepy lady teachers fucking the male students…and they are young and hot perverts trying to get a thrill as the de-virginizer teacher teaching the kids how to fuck…or maybe the high school kids are the perverts who are already fucking so they throw the teacher into the mix to level up…either way…I just think to myself that the teachers in my era the teacher titties, even on WATERPARK DAY were and still are some of the worst things to jerk off to…I did it anyway but they were all old as shit but you take what you can get when it comes to big titties in bathing suits…even when the grey pubic hair is shining through….

My theory is that dudes are fucking pussies now, in part because of the estrogen in the food and water, just a whole lot of dainty fucking bitches who pretend to be men….so the ladies are picking up the slack… but maybe I am wrong and it’s not the high school era that are the pussies but rather the 25+ year olds who don’t know how to have fun cuz the women they date are mad…so they go down that “nice guy cuck” route….forcing young teachers to fuck teens cuz the teens are at least excited at the prospect….

Who fucking knows, I just wonder how many guys are telling girls they are vaxxed when they are not just to cum in them to avoid the whole pulling out bullshit…you know since the vaxxed are marketed as sterile and unable to impregnate…thus making for a good excuse to cum in a bitch…one they’ll call sexual assault….”Don’t worry, this is safe sex, I am protected”….the VAXX is the modern day condom…The lie that you’re vaxxed…use it to your advantage because pussy got those vaccine passport requirements too….asking vaccine proof before the tinder dates…because “stay safe”…or some shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Megan Fox Talks Getting High with Aresenio…
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Croatian Pro Volleyball Player Barbara Dapic is Worth a Look
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Twerking on a Boat Fail
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Bear on the Beach in Tahoe
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Tom Cruise and his Fake Girlfriend at Wimbeldon
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Drunk Hottie Handstand Fail
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Bella Hadid’s Bikini in Cannes
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Hannah Leiner’s Girls Trip
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Selena Gomez in a Tight Top
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Guess What’s in the Water
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Megan Fox, Satanist, Went to Hell in her Ayahuasca Trip
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Halsey is Naked and Blue
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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Book Club
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Blake Lively in a Bra Top
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Pool Prank
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Zac Efron Kidnapped his Grandpa
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Florence Pugh in a Tight Dress
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Josie Canseco is a Topless Cowgirl
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Abandoned Cat Becomes Fashion Icon
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10 of the World’s Biggest Animals
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Dog Walking Fail
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Britney Spears Brings a Crazy Dance
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Recovery of a Crane – Disaster Averted
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Space X Drone Ship is Creepy
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Ariel Winter Leaves the Panties at Home
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Kids Having a Crazy Fight
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Proof Spiderman’s Web is Real
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Nude Model Angelina is Artsy and Dramatic
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Chase Carter Reveals She’s Pregnant With Cody Bellinger’s Baby While Wishing Him a Happy Birthday
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Vegas Roller Coaster Ride
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Kourtney Kardashian Gets a Grill
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Human and Hawk Fight Over the Same Fish
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Gets Buried
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Richard Branson’s First Space Flight
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Powerlifter Poses as the Help Prank
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Colombian Model Daniela Lopez Osorio is Amazing in this 90s Shoot
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The Best Part of the Home Run Derby Was This Fan Falling on His Face
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Jeff Bezos has a Crazy Yacht
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100k Warrant Issued for Disney Kid Kyle Massey
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Baby Deer Runs into Parked Car
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Quad Rider Shakes Off Cops
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Colombian Model Xio Topless in Hotel Shoot
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A Salty Gregg Popovich Cries After Another Team USA Loss
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Save Big on Shit
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Get a Bikini to Save the Oceans
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Aubrey Plaza’s Ass in Leggings
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Alex Daddario is Ugly
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Megan Fox in a SLutty Dress Doing the 666 Sign – She’s Being Pushed for Satan
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Maddie Ziegler’s Lingerie Top
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Zendaya Coleman’s Long Skinny Legs
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Kendall Jenner in a Sheer Dress
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Lindsay Vonn is a Sports Humanitarian
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Sydney Sweeney in a Panty Campaign
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Laetitia Casta Lives and is on the Red Carpet
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Mary Mouser Chick in Space Jam Premiere Slutty School Girl Outfit
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Paris Hilton on the Streets in Love
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Bella Hadid’s in a Bikini With Balding Skinny Boyfriend
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From stepSMUT!!


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Feet First!
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Titty Tuesday
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Dildo By the Pool
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Hot as Shit Reddit Amateur
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Best Lazy Susan Ever
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Doing a Practice Run
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10 Acts that May Make You a Whore
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Pussy Rubber
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26 People Having a Shitty Day
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Two Naked Bitches in the Shower
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Hot Pussy Flasher
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Always Be Prepared
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They Call This CLAM Chowder
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Who Fucked the Couch Better
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Too Hot for Porn but Does it Anyway
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Fishnet Removal Tutorial
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Huge Titty 19 Year Old
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Big Ass Mattress Fucker
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Pussy in Public…
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Girl Gets her Fuck Machine
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Lottie Moss in Sheer Lingerie
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Heart Shaped Bush
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Shitting on the Stripper Pole
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Dildo in Ass
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Beach Showers
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Girl in Lingerie Brings the Dildo
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Girls with Hips
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Big Titty Titty Fuck
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Girls with Guns
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Pussy on the Menu?
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Sleeping Bitches
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Shower Selfie!
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2021

13

Jul

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk may be a legacy brand now that Victoria’s Secret has decided to kill off the Angels and replace them with women who achieve shit, since being hot isn’t considered an achievement, despite so many ugly girls in the world proving that being hot is a fucking achievement, because even the hot ones could end up ugly, they just need to eat shit food, drink hard, maybe develop a drug problem….they can fall apart…but it’s the good ones, like Elsa Hosk, who don’t…I mean she had a kid less than a year ago and she looks like this…I mean she’s serious about being hot as I know moms who have 5 year olds who still cry about their baby weight, lazy fucks…

Anyway, HOSK, the Swedish basketball dream, who reminds me that Swedish Basketball is something I should google to jerk off to, WOMEN in sports being successful at their sport while looking like this, is something we need in our lives….not some WNBA scary tall lesbian shit…but yeah, HOSK, was the Swanepoel replacement who was the same age as Swanepoel but didn’t have two consecutive pregnancies so she could solidify her place in the world before breeding her own children….is pretty much the best Victoria’s Secret has had to offer since their inception, so her mom body MILF bikini pics with those milk filled tits and legs is worth fucking and staring at….since fucking isn’t an option…unless you’re at the point of lonely where fucking yourself is your idea of fucking…blame the internet…TOO MUCH HOTNESS!

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2021

13

Jul

Billie Eilish Got Them Tits On Of the Day

Billie Eilish is fat and with that comes fat tits….not that she cares about being fat, she’s been packaged and sold to the industry, or the people, harder than if she was Lana Del Rey, and they bought into it, even if she’s been exposed for being in an incestuous relationship with her brother who packaged and sold her, since he was the musician in the family who needed a front, even if she’s been exposed for making racist against Asian jokes, which is a fate worse than death you’d think, at least in this COVID era of anti-asian hate movements, but when you make enough money for a lot of powerful people, those kinds of scandals, career ruining scandals disappear so that we can focus on what is important, shitty music and the fat girl tits….that I’m not into because I find fat girls gross but that so many people have been into over the history of humanity because of the tits….or in our generation’s case…because 50 percent of girls are obese, so if you want to get fucked, the non-obese are with the quality dudes, and the fat ones are left for us to fight over, only to realize we can’t even get them because they’re stock has increased now that fat is normalized and quality dudes are into fucking them, taking us bottom feeder’s pussy life line – they have taken the sad fat chick who hates herself, has cats and ice-cream of the month club subscribtions, eager for dick but never getting dick so when your dick comes along she jumps for it, tries to marry it or at least impress it with her eating skills….away from us….THOSE JERKS>..





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Posted in:Billie Eilish

2021

13

Jul

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

Just so you know, The Ratio is a scientific fact, not that scientific facts matter, but they’ve done studies, not that studies matter, that have proven, not that proof matters, that girls with a waistline and hips bigger than said waistline, are in fact hotter than square dude bodied bitches, or fat chicks who are all fucking belly and love handles hanging over their waists…it’s pretty obvious to those of us who haven’t been emasculated by the estrogen in the foods, or have been made into eunuchs from the vaccines they are making you take because of scientific fact, that may not be scientific fact, since all the scientific facts they tricked us with the last year and a half have proven to not be fact at all…..but we keep believing like I keep believing that the waist to hip ratio being hot is fact…but I know one day a fat as big belly bitch and her square bodied friends will protest this, call it sexist, or blame the patriarchy and misogyny for their LIES that make life for a HIP-LESS bodied girl….depressing…and they can’t have that…they have to be included in the RATIO post too because that’s EQUITY….

Here are those hips and waists…

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2021

13

Jul

Jordyn Jones Still Slutty of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some child reality show dancer which always creeps me out when I write it out, but thanks to being sold to the industry instead of being sold to the farmer down the street from her family home back in Kalamazoo in one of her dad’s drunken dealings, she’s managed to get a following that she can cash the fuck in on….she does it in the form of “close friend feed” where she posts low level half naked smut, like stripping out of her silky nightgown in her bathroom, you know for the artistic merit….even though THAT AIN’T DANCE THOUGH…..

From reality star to sex worker on the lowest level, but at least she could afford to buy her mom a Land Rover and herself a Tesla from all the perverts supporting her down this dark and evil sex worker life….and at least she’s not turning tricks in the garden shed outside the meth lab….where she could have ended up….

I mean posing in her nightie showing some skin is very low level sex work, BUT the intention is the same and for that we must post it and stare because otherwise what is the point.


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