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2024

15

Feb

Zendaya’s Insane Outfit for the Dune Premiere of the Day

Zendaya dressed like some sort of Robot for her premiere of Dune, which I guess they are trying to turn into a huge movie because that Quebecker Denis needs all the money he can get so that he can buy all the poutine his fat french heart desires until dying like that other Quebec director Jean Marc Dallas Buyers Club….

Anyway, I thought it was costumes from the movie, but turns out her futuristic weirdness is actually fashion design, which still appeals to you virgin loser comic book sci/fi dune autistics…but that is a one time deal.

I was interested in the asshole window, but realized there’s a layer of fabric between the windows of this space suit of armour and that’s too bad….

It’s not tits and ass we are seeing, but fabric…disappointing…..

Not quite as disappointing as the Harley Quinn drop featuring Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn, in some terrible casting because she looks like a 45 year old middle manager at the grocery store who won’t accept your coupons for yogurt and not in a hot porn fetish way, but in this is the ugliest and most terrifying approach to Harley Quinn and I don’t even watch these kinds of movies….

It’s just Gaga isn’t hot and she’s old and she looks it, they’d have to run with the mangled face comic book version of her, but Harley Quinn is a character you people jack off to, and you deserve better….

So that’s enough nerd shit for one day, I’m going to go stare at the fucking wall for the next 12 hours…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Zendaya

2024

15

Feb

Maisie “The Face” Williams Titty in New Movie of the Day

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Maisie “The Face” Williams Titty in New Movie of the Day

Maisie Williams is probably the least attractive celebrity out there and that’s going up against the celebrities that only exist because they are fucking ugly and needed to play the ugly people in movies…

I mean this is some horror movie looking face all troll like, I’m just surprised she doesn’t have bat ears and tail….

The Game of Thrones fantasy star looks like she crawled out of a middle earth cave, that she was hatched out of an egg, hardly fucking human…yet people still sexualize her…

She’s got her tits out in a new movie, disturbing because the face is still there, haunting me…confusing me….disturbing me and most importantly offending me since all people cast in movies or tv shows should be hot to keep the ugly normies feeling inadequate in their ugliness…

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2024

15

Feb

Kara Del Toro’s Back Home in Mexico with the Tits of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is back in Meixco, visiting her dad or husband or dad that’s become her husband for American work visa purposes, Guillermo del Toro….it’s a convenient approach to immigration because you don’t have to change your name on any passports and you don’t need to jump any border walls and claim asylum…

Unlike Del Taco, the Del Toro it expensive as fuck, because with tits and a TACO like this, you’d imagine rich dudes dive up inside it…

She does the influencer shit with the tits, but she’s really just a set of tits, because no one buys into the influencer shit anymore, we all know it’s dog shit….but with tits like Del Toros, bigger than Guillermo’s tits, we’ll let her categorize herself as anything she wants and we’ll nod in agreement….while staring at the tits.

I mean look at how she seduces her camera phone like some kind of theatrical faggot, it’s so cringe and embarrassing, like grow up you narcissistic cunt….but then you see the tits and we’re like CARRY ON CUNT….we’d even carry your beach back for that cunt…cunt.

We are men, that’s what we do…

Posted in:Kara Del Toro

2024

15

Feb

Katy Perry Gets the Titty Top of the Day

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Katy Perry is clearly crying for attention because the kind of celebrity that Katy Perry is relies heavily on crying for attention.

She was the awkward girl at the hipster party who wanted to position her as a star, so she made it happen, because you need that level of delusion or insecurity to make those moves, it probably helps that her family are billionaires.

Anyway, someone back then saw the big tits, thought it was a solid strategy to make her awkwardly take on pop like some kind of circus clown and through it all she’s been zero impressive.

Her songs, her dances awkward, everything about her dog shit, but good enough for the hive mind to suck it up like she sucks off Orlando Bloom and or the other gay dudes she’s dated…

She’s rich as shit, just announced quitting American Idol, releasing a new album and being that 40 year old mooch fuck with the tits that have carried through it all..

Her 40 year old face has that porno botched look, but it’s better than she used to look, so make that make sense….

She got the black sheer top nerd treatment where you can potentially see her nipples and nipples on tits are fun…even when they are Katy Perry’s…cuz they are tits….and really, thank god Katy Perry’s got tits….

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2024

15

Feb

Riley’s The OnlyFans Babe of the Day

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I don’t know much about RILEY or even OnlyFans. I just know that I wish I had invented the platform because I always would say “I can’t believe these people do this shit for free”….only for them to realize that making Zuckerberg rich isn’t as fun as making themselves rich no matter how many followers they get.

It was such a logical step in social media, so it’s hard to hate on the love and support these women have from their fans, who keep them paid well and who keep them producing racy content, or who keep them seduced through their private messages.

I figure trying to get nudes from regular chicks is less fun than the more professional and organized nude vendor, like paying to grab tits at a stripclub versus taking a girl out on a date and spending more on her only to not grab her tits.

I get the whole thing, I support the whole thing, because why the fuck not encourage more girls to take on this line of work.

The more nudity out there, the better it is for us!

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2024

15

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s Titty Comeback Tour of the Day

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It’s fucking weird that 45 year olds look like this now, it’s actually really fucking disturbing to me, but vanity and technology have collided and bitches and do whatever they want to do to be as hot as they want to be, since the world likes hot things, no matter how much the troll lesbians try to tell you that hot is out and troll is in, no one actually believes that, especially not hot people.

I’m older than Jessica Simpson, but typically don’t really like to sexualize the over 30 crowd too hard, but in this case, those old mom tits must be celebrated even if it goes against my morals and values.

At 45 years old, she’s managed to slim the fuck down and when dolled up it’s not in a creepy as shit kind of way, you know all jacked and muscular like she’s ready to fucking wrestle or do meth down under the bridge….and she’s still got her huge rockin’ tits….

Not bad for a billionaire from selling shitty direct to consumer clothing vendor, who is also a WAG, the original Taylor Swift with Tony Romo, before breeding with some other player, popstar with NFL Dicks in her because she’s Jessica Simpson and has always had rockin’ tits.

None of this is as weird as her creepy gay father…who was creepier when we assumed he jerked off to her tits, but now that we know he jerks off to cock makes him less creepy, while still being pretty creepy….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2024

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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2024

14

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Doing Super Hero Shit for the Nerds of the Day

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Ceiling eyes with the big tits seems to be in some comic book movie, which I guess is the pivotal place you can be as a celebrity in these modern shitty movies made for shitty people time. The blockbuster comic book movie where all the budgets go, so that people like Sweeney can get paid like a celebrity deserves to be paid….and all thanks to strategically pulling out the tits to generate buzz around herself….

I don’t like comic book movies, the ones I have seen have been painful to watch, it’s just CGI shit breaks my autism….but I do know that other autistics out there fucking love that nerd shit, they jerk off to that nerd shit, and being cast as their favorite character can allow an actor to live a life of Comicon nerds fetishizing her….

So with that, Sweeney and her big tits have made it to the big leagues all thanks to her tits….

Here she is teasing the nerd virgins with comic book shit:

She also brought her big tits out in a dress to some other non-comic book movie:

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

14

Feb

Christina Aguilera in Red Light Giving Boners of the Day

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The new highlight of my pathetic and boring day is revisiting X-Tina…Let’s get Dirty….

I don’t actually care about Aguilera, I’m just happy to see that she’s less fat than she was in her 30s, because her being fat was a pretty sad turn of events when she was so small in her 20s….

It’s nothing against Aguilera, but celebrities are fucking shit and I don’t care about any of them….but since it’s a celebrity site and I have to post celebrity bullshit…my new favorite celeb is a skinny, older, sluttier, X-Tina….passed her sexual prime but willing to give the sexual content for the likes and follows and views because that’s how you get paid..

She’s less desperate since she’s Aguilera, so it’s like classic celebrity from the early 2000s doing her rounds before she dies..and I’m fine staring….

So here’s Aguilera giving boners….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2024

14

Feb

Florence Pugh Got her Titties Out of the Day

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Florence Pugh is some bull dyke looking bitch, who instead of dressing like like she’s a biker, or a construction worker, she’s dressed like some fancy 70s porn chick heading to the disco, without any of the sex appeal of the 70s porn chick, due to the dyke-ness…

She is showing some tit, which would be better if she had hot tits, but instead she’s got short fat arms and no neck which I guess is like being with a wrestler, and some of you may like that.

Posted in:Florence Pugh