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2021

14

May

Jordyn Jones Lingerie of the Day

Jordyn Jones was a child from white alocholic trash Michigan who was sold to the industry and put on some reality show about children who dance…and now she sells pics of herself in her panties on the internet because of course she would, what else would you do besides that. plus it’s probably more lucrative than bothering being the next Julianne Hough the only other professionally trained dancer who was likely surrounded by VERY creepy people growing up….plus in this era of inclusivity, you can’t not hire or advance the career of someone who sells masturbation material online, that’d be discrimination and hence why all girls sell nudes online….and it reminds me of a time I tried selling panties online and it took me MANY conversations with many random women over the months building up to it and out of all those women…I only found one girl willing to do it…it was the year 2000 and ebay didn’t allow panties to be sold, I am pretty sure craiglist was around and they didn’t allow you to sell panties online, and to build an online store to sell panties online would cost 30,000 dollars…when I was just doing it to sniff the merch before shipping the merch…..so that billion dollar empire that could have very likely grown to be the ONLYFANS selling pics because people don’t even want the real fucking thing anymore, they’ll just pay for a fucking picture…you nut cases….

I saw RAT COW was selling an NFT picture of herself for 175k at auction due to some bullshit nude model who has been given way too much mainstream credit than she deserves and that makes her way too bold than what her actual contribution to the world has been…you know delusional as fuck…and instead of helping small businesses she’s trying to do a cash grab and the kicker…it’s not even for the real art…it’s for a picture of the art…and she’s spinning some feminist, empowered, bullshit around it….and she can probably get 175k for a digital version of a picture of her…crazy….because for 175k you can pay for a lot of high end sex….but instead some cuck is going to by a digital picture of a picture that you can already find online….but it would be a funny troll if I could affort 175k buy it just to hire homeless guys to jack off on it…

So people are crazy, but I like Jordyn Jones, her dancing body, her attitude despite being sold off to an evil industry at a young age and I think you should give her your hard earned money….

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2021

14

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Earlier today, I said that I am sure the CDC no mask measure, despite them wanting you to wear 5 masks in a hyperbolic chamber in your basement until COVID was over, even though it will never be over…..just 2 or 4 days ago….but the no mask for the vaccinated, some new strategy to get the hesitant not into experimental treatments that aren’t FDA approved and that have killed people for a virus that you don’t give a fuck about, or don’t fear, or at this point want to get just to get it into your system and see how good you survive it, which statistically may be pretty good….the “you’re vaccinated so you can live freely” is probably the best way to get that message that the vaccines work across…and I guess they’ve realized that…only they’ve decided that if you’re not Vaccinated you must wear a mask, and now the anti-maskers and the vaccinated are together in this no mask thing, which I assume is because they know the viral load of the vaccinated will kill the anti-maskers off…or the vaccinated, who can still get COVID according to people who have been vaccinated who have got COVID, to really start rallying for vaccine passports…which they’re integrating slowly around the world…in a future of TRACK US ALL…it’s a QR code for now, but it will be a microchip next, and they’ll even have your bank accounts linked to it, your social score making your pockets less bulky now that you don’t need a wallet…so convenient that it’s worth giving away any sense of individual and free

When really, we should be campaigning for On/Off passports at least at the workplace, or at the retail level, so that people like me who look at bitches and think “I wonder what she looks like naked”….get our ANSWERS to the hard hitting questions we’re asking….

Luckily, girls are doing it on the internet and here’s a sampling, but when I’m president, you can be SURE this will be our first bill passed…not cancelling pipelines…or flights from India….On/Off passports…cuz ultimately, girls want you to see them naked, they just pretend they don’t…heathens amongst us…

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2021

14

May

Jojo In a Titty Top of the Day

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I don’t know why Jojo’s tits were never disclosed to us before a year or two ago when she decided that it was time to use them for good, or maybe it’d be considered evil, I am not sure whether shameless self promotion to generate hype around Rihanna’s Lingerie band and Jojo’s shitty music is good or evil, but when tits are involved, I just focus on the good, which is the tits….

I mean…this is her maskless which is nice to see, busting out of a titty top, which is also nice to see….becasue like you, I like tits, on child stars now in their 30s who you know have seen some shit, or on really anyone with tits worth looking at, but since I am inclusive when it comes to tits…WOKE in the titties…all tit lives matter…

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2021

14

May

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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As you probably know, the frogs are turning gay, thanks to the chemicals in the water, which I guess is also making the humans gay, because that’s all that people seem to talk about…sexuality, gender, racism, I don’t fucking know but I’d be rather looking at your ass when you do it….who cares what you stick your dick in, I used to know a guy who would fuck anything he could…from the crease between the mattress and boxspring, to the couch cushion, to food products…he didn’t give a fuck…and we didn’t give a fuck that he did it…so long as he was just telling us about it…and not doing it at our house…people are weird, cumming is an individual artform, and whatever gets you off, gets you off…we don’t need to discuss it…ideally, I’d prefer if you didn’t….there’s nothing more that I hate, I mean besides the things I really hate at my core, but it’s high up on the list…and that is dudes talking about jerking off…like “I was jerking off to porn the other day and I came in my eye”….I don’t need to know that, or care to hear about it….

Anyway, the frogs are gay, but these girls are actively trying to make frogs straight again, by posing in what they call frog butt…and this is frog butt..

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2021

14

May

Brittany Snow Booty of the Day

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Brittany Snow may have been a name 40 years ago, I distinctly remember the name and remember people thinking she was hot…I don’t remember why…but it happened…and then it didn’t…because that’s how life works…no one actually give a fuck about anything and those who stuck by Brittany Snow are probably the fucking creepers she’d prefer didn’t stick around….you know the LOYAL fans…

I guess her claim to fame was Pitch Perfect because it is the biggest thing she’s done, but I’m not the unofficial Brittany Snow Biographer, I just know she played a 30 year old college student in the Glee Club…..Van Wilder shit….

She is still in her mid-30s, but today, she’s figured out how simple it is to re-integrate yourself into the mainstream pop culture instagram stream…BUTT SHOTS…and in these pants, which could be doing the heavy lifting, or maybe she’s just been doing heavy lifting, you will see it’s round.

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2021

14

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet are the oppressive lingerie that we can only blame the patriarchy for….women aren’t fish, even if they’ve been rumored to have vaginas that smell like fish, according to any dude who has fucked an unshowered hooker at the end of her shift….and women can’t be caught and tangled up in nets and thrown onto boats…even though they technically can…because you’d assume someone trying to catch women to throw onto their boat would have some help in carrying them onto the boat…but women shouldn’t wear symbols of the OPPRESSOR….because they are the OPPRESSED…and there’s nothing more OPPRESSIVE than nets…I hear that’s how they created the slave trade…human trafficking rings…and any other primitive man capturing weaker primitive man or woman story you’ve heard in history….the net…designed to catch the prey….

So why would a woman subscribe to that….because it’s hot and girls like looking hot…

I is not to reclaim the OPPRESSIVE FISHNET it is because they’ll wear whatever looks hottest and fishnets tend to look hottest..despite all the NEGATIVITY the FISHNETS exude to anyone who is miserable enough to look at the potential NEGATIVE, albeit insane, attributes something has, so that they can be activists, outraged and offended, about something, instead of just chilling out and having a good time…

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2021

14

May

Phoebe Tonkin Bra of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is an Australian actress who was on a big show with Nina Dobrev back in the early instagram days so thanks to that…she continues to exist…with 7 million followers..despite not actually being in anything substantial since that show with Nina Dobrev….funny how the internet works, or how social media works, no one forgets you exist because they never unfollow…especially when you stay active with titty selfies..

So despite not working as an actor, she’s still famous and hot bodied, and I figure if you’re hot bodied, you might as well post half naked pics…especailly when you’re Australian cuz Australians are typically just hot bodied, bikini bodied, party girl trash…spreading herpes around the world cuz they are nomadic and fun….and I figure this is how they are taught to behaved…

They say not to sexualize people and I agree..just jerk off to them and skip the whole sexualizing them first…I think that’s how “don’t sexualize me works”…even when they are sexualizng themselves with the nips.

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2021

14

May

Taylor Momsen Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is wearing a mask inside, but we’ll assume that she’s either afraid of COVID, or a dark, gothic raver rocker who listens to METAL and says “FUCK THE SYSTEM”…despite being fucked by the system, assuming the system runs the entertainment industry….which I do…

She was a child star and child stars get fucked up in the head from being child stars..and instead of acting she does this weird rock shit that she went viral for about 10 years ago when it happened but it sort of just faded the fuck away until she started showing her tits to promote the new album and I guess this is part of that…masks on because that’s the agenda…enslave all people unless they are fully vaccinated or some shit…crazy times…but cleavage!

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2021

14

May

Kate Beckinsale Hiding that Old Lady Turkey Neck of the Day

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A man who used to try to make me call him daddy, back when I was growing up in the foster system, taught me a few valuable lessons, like how adaptable our ANUSES are to their immediate surroundings, but more importantly that women who bodybuild have clits the size of a grown man’s pinky….but even more important than that…that women, no matter how good their faces look, can’t hide aging on their hands or necks, so if like the rings of the tree you just cut down, you can use it to age a bitch…

Clearly, people like Paris Hilton who always wears gloves, and Dolly Parton, and now Kate Beckinsale are well aware of this….because historically she’s been an enigma, a miracle, a goddess who despite looking so good, was actually 20 years older than we thought she was…when I found out she had an 17 or 18 year old kid about 5 years ago, I figured even with the whole Teen Mom craze she would have had to be 10 at the time….well..she wasn’t she’s just doesn’t make sense…vampire shit…which makes sense because her claim to fame before being the girl who ages perfectly…was the Underworld series that all the nerds fell in love with her because of…

This is a video of her hiding her neck, in the most obvious way, so you don’t see she’s pushing 50….but that doesn’t mean she’s garbage, sometimes 50 year olds are hot, I mean their pussies a little too weathered and experienced, but they can look good, it’s rare but it happens and I’m rooting on Beckinsale to keep up her hot old as shit vibes….sloppy turkey neck / pussy or not…

Here she is on set:

Here are old hot clips:

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2021

14

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I like to pseudo intellectualize because I am not an intellectual….but figure let’s go high brow in our analysis of all the things we are exposed to….whether it’s from the socio-economic, strategic marketing, basic human psychological level…even though I have no idea what I am talking about….

I just know that there was a time when girls, even those I had sex with made a transition. It was a simpler time, so their transition wasn’t the transition you’d expect today, with the whole cutting their dicks off, but a transition where they all wore basic full back cotton panties in their day to day….and then they didn’t….

I don’t even think the THONG was a thing when I was in High School, maybe it was, but it was something for the magazine spreads, movies, or stripclubs…not the household panty of choice…the closest you’d get to a thong was a girl who didn’t like wearing any underwear…while everyone else was in full back panties…the norm…

Then all of a sudden, marketers told women thongs are hot, all the rage, and to burn their granny panties like they were revolutionaries of the 60s burning bras…and the majority of women did…which is why every 45 year old and younger had at least one or more decades of THONGS…where they’d shame the GRANNY panty…even though it was more comfortable…

All the while, dudes didn’t give a fuck, we were just trying to get them out of their panties…they could have been wearing a fucking adult diaper and we’d still be hard…but here these women were…all wedgied, with fabric like dental floss, digging into their cunts…all for some ILLUSION..

You’d have girls in sweatpants and thogns, at the gym in thongs…just GRANNY PANTIES didn’t exist…ALL for nothing…because people are sheep and do what they do because they think they are supposed to, without ever asking a dude “do you mind if I don’t wear thongs”….

These women are not in thongs, to remind us how dumb women used to be….and probably still are…but we’ll pretend that we’re all so much more aware, and empowered, and would never change our underwear because we were told to by a magazine, news outlet, celebrity, or influencers….but the truth is…ya’ll are all still follower fucks..and here’s some full back panties.

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