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2021

12

May

Bella Thorne Ass Shot of the Day

Bella Thorne’s looking like she’s given up on her fitness, which was her original gateway into being half naked or in tight clothing doing workouts for people to jack off to, it’s one of those things the influencers do to offset all the shameless “felt Cute Met Delete Later” lingerie pics and “At the beach on this perpetual win of a life again”…shit that brings other kinds of content you can jerk off to…

I like to think that Bella Thorne is just embracing the “natural” look, but then I remember her face is more jacked up with fillers than those people waiting in line to fill up their gas tanks in Atlanta…I think that was a terrible analogy…differnent kind of filled…maybe a her face is jacked up with more filler than a creampie porn star at the creampie gangbang record breaking gangbang…..which would make sense since part of Bella Thorne’s act is that she’s so into porn, she fucks pornstars for free, and she even runs marketing campaigns for them through her agency….when she’s not dipping a toe in porn work with her OnlyFans she never gets naked on…more a bait and switch but lucrative revenue stream….because you can never have too much money when you’re an empty Disney Trained, sold by your parents, or yourself to the evils of the internet…

I do like that Bella Thorne’s trying to bridge the gap of porn and mainstream, something I’ve been about since loving porn at 16 and wanting more of it in the mainstream….I don’t love that Bella Thrne’s trying to bridge the thigh gap…

Maybe it’s that she’s engaged, maybe it’s keeping it real, in an “this is me” oversharing her generation likes so much…and not photoshopping it out is such a better look, even to cellulite haters, than those influencers photoshopping themselves….plus, who doesn’t like a fat ass.

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2021

12

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I will say that whether you are fit or not, you can benefit from working out and eating well, it’s just basic logic that if you fuel your body with shit, you’ll feel like shit, if you atrophy on the couch, you’ll also feel like shit…

I am not saying I am a fitness influencer, I am a fat fuck who is married to a fatter fuck, but even she knows that eating garbage and not moving is fucking terrible for her, but when you want to die…you do these things…

I will say that anyone who think calling a fat person disgusting is insensitive, or evil, or a bully…or a “FAT SHAMER”…you know marketing terms to divert from the point…which is that calling a fat fuck a fat fuck is actually helpful..if you let them know they are disgusting and there are options and ways to not be disgusting…maybe it’ll inspire them to get healthy…which is always a good thing…

If you just pretend that fat is beautiful, even though we all know it’s not, and not because of social constructs of beauty, but because it’s unhealthy fuck…as your sore knees help you waddle to the bathroom where you shit blood thanks to your hemorrhoids…you know there are micro bikinis in your size…and not just because all bikinis are micro bikinis at your size…but because they found NEW MARKET, NEW REVENUE….so the meida…LIES TO YOU…to SELL YOU..

The one thing you should know from this COVID shit is that being healthy, fit and ready for hand to hadn combat…is probably the way to take your life…the whole fat sloth who will die of COVID thanks to dying of Diabetes at the same time is not the way to take your life….

This isn’t about unrealistic body goals, you don’t need a six-pack, you just should be in a place where you can survive, run, defend yourself against evil and not be hooked on pharma to keep your fat ass alive…plus you’ll probably connect with yourself in doing fitness rather than connecting with strangers you’re too fat to fuck on the internet…

So here are some fit people…being fit….or claiming to be fit cuz these are workout, post workout, pre-wworkout nudes….FUN right…

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2021

12

May

Halle Berry Braless of the Day

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Halle Berry may be old. I may think old women are disgusting and only good for their experience when ALL other options have been exhausted…I think their dried up uteruses and vaginas can be an asset if you’re into creampies because no pregnacy…plus that dryness causes friction which doubles as tightness…so that a blown out, hanging half way to the floor granny cunt can still have some benefit….fist it and still feel it…or someshit…but like I said…back-up option….let the old ladies stay home and knit or bake or do whatever they do…

HOWEVER…Halle Berry still looks good enough from 50 feet away, black don’t crazy, is that racist? I mean calling her black since she’s white….and her career has been black face, loophole being a black dad she never met…or barely met…raised in the white community…by her white mom…accessible for the racists of hollywood who need a black character but not “that black”….

Not that I care about race issues, she’s a hot old lady regardless of how white she is….and her tits are tits….fascinating.

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2021

12

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies…

In this era of genders not existing, everything being about diversity, gender, race, religion, sexuality, you know the boring shit that no one actually cares about so why the fuck is everyone always talking about it like it’s revolutionary….where people like Margot Robbie are trying to give the nerds boners and be woke by wanting her Pirates of the Caribbean Character to be some kind of Queer, or Harley Quinn to Strap On Fuck Poison Ivy, pushing some agenda cuz she know that no one wants her white ass on screen, and not even cuz of diversity, the low grade, low rent, generic brand nude in Wolf Of Wall Street, peaked in Wolf of Wall Street…the whole existing beyond that is fucking mental…so try every angle you Aussie slime…

Anyway…girls want you to know they have pussies, cuz they pull their pants up in them for photos…it’s the silent protest that trannies are capable of partaking in thanks to a product they sell on AMAZON…the CAMELTOE insert…..you know doing girl better than girls…and seeing a pussy definition, the lip thickness, fatness, gape, clit….makes us better people, or at least is a good way to present yourself in your tight pants to the world…you hugry pussied fuck.

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2021

12

May

Rihanna See Through of the Day

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Thick Billionaire Popstar Rihanna who just had this vision when she was 14 years old in Barbados that she put on her mood board or vision board and maybe even wrote down in her journal…in some voodoo ceremony or ancient tribal Caribe cry to her gods…and miraculously….ended up in NYC at 16 where they decided to make her a popstar…that fucking popped….and that is Rihanna..

I am sure all those girls in America, even all those girls in NYC who want that dream to materialize, even those with celebrity parents, who want everything Rihanna’s had, aren’t able to pull that shit off….because Rihanna had the power of the UNIVERSE and WILL to make it….those other girls just don’t focus enough…

You know that she wasn’t an industry plant, or a rigged situation, because all low income islanders who are underage are able to fly to NYC, house themselves in NYC, for the dream….they do have airports there….

You also know she wasn’t an industry plant because there was this video that’s been deleted off the fucking internet but that I’ve been in this long enough to remember seeing and thinking “That bitch can’t even sing”….what’s the real story here…

The real story is that people with access, can’t even get what Rihanna had, but a girl in a Shanty can…

It had nothing to do with any sketchy things that you’d think would happen to get where she got…that’d be a crazy thought….it’s ALL just raw talent..

Now whatever her backstory is, I think Rihanna is hot, and I like this thick rihanna cuz of the bigger tits, so here she is being rich, famous, important….thigh on motherfucking thigh…if only this was video and there was an uncrossing…but I doubt Rihanna’s team are really into crosses…if you know what I mean….

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2021

12

May

Isabella Fonte Panty Flash of the Day

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TikTok is stupid….I wrote about it earlier today…I don’t need to repeat myself….

I am not the target market because I don’t like dance, I think dance is fucking dumb, unless there’s a vagina scene at the end of the dance…which doesn’t happen nearly enough…so TikTok is just the first dance to get dudes interested in the full service back room dance…you know to market to the higest bidder…

I have always found dance stupid. I don’t think anyone looks all that good while dancing, ever…even hot chicks…the dancing takes away from the looking good because every dancer looks like an idiot, it’s just such a stupid thing to do, even if you can visualize how the girl dancing can fuck…

But sometimes, a professionally or pretty advanced trained dancer comes along and drops actual ballet skills and flexbility on instagram, while dressed slutty enough to keep me interested, and it really puts the fake dancers, even though they are friends with the Kardashians to shame…you know, they do the trending dances badly, the retard kids who will never expand their mind follow each move and try to recreate it at home…but bringing someone with actually training in…is just a fuck you..

This Isabella Fonte, possibly the daughter of a Long Island mobster, who has a condo in FLorida as she would, is one of the hottest of TikTok that I know of.. and look how flexbible she is…

The cocktease, the idiotic dance, more tolerable when the girl can eat her own asshole…

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2021

12

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The one thing I won’t align with the Christian minds out there, I mean besides abortion being the best form of contraception since girls on the birth control pill have historically fucking hated me…..condoms are for sick people…and abortions allow you to have sex to completion….is that weed is some bad thing to make society dumber or crazier..

The reality is that weed barely gets you high, it makes you pretty laid back, it probably helps you dig a little deeper than your traditional anti-depressant meds they have you one, and it’s an organic, grown on a plant, plant…that can’t really be that bad for you by definition…unless the good people at Monsanto soaked it in Round-Up…which if you google you’ll see is fucking killing us all…and turning our sperm into half retards….and making our balls become nasty looking vaginas…

So yeah, I will not ever agree that weed is some dark thing that the government says is a dark thing and because of that I should agree with them blindly….I believe in doing my own due diligence…and when someone or en overlord already medicates us with shitty food, shitty living conditions, pushing shitty pharma, booze and cigarettes, gambling and other vices….porn….lockdowns…masks…viruses they created in a lab in China…globalization…supporting big corporations and not the independent small business.. it’s blasphemy….

Anyway here are some girls into the WEED….and posing for WEED…half naked..cuz girls are perverts.

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2021

12

May

Frida Aasen Skinny and Topless of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a Norweigian model who chose bikinis over knitted lesbian sweaters and we thank her and her dog sled team for that choice because I think she’s one of the hottest models out there…not that I know of other models…I am more of an in the moment kind of motherfucker…the past never happened, the future never happened, but here we are right now…looking at Frida Aasen’s hot half naked pics….works for me….

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2021

12

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is not one of those 60 year old sluts who built a career being hot…you know objectified and happy for it because it made all her dreams come true…all before the woke and cancel culture started telling men that objectifying women is wrong…even though they are all addicted to porn…but for some reason that’s different…

So yeah, Liz Hurley exists because before she was 60 she was hot, and I guess you could argue that this bikini selfie proves she’s still hot, but in the event you don’t know how the internet or social media works, it’s all fake..

These girls you like are all catfishing you, without even talking to you, because there is tech to alter their images so they don’t need to steal the pics from actual hot chicks and build a lie…they can be themselves while being an altered version of themselves and no one ever knows cuz they never leave the fucking house and if they did they’d never be recognized…

The whole 50 year old women being hot concept is FAKE FUCKING NEWS…hey are old, their uteruses dried up, there’s nothing hot about a 50 year old..even when they pretend there is…but there is such thing as a hot pic of a 50 year old thanks to photoshop…and face fillers and all the other filters and nonsense that goes on..

So Liz Hurley either built an archive of 1000s of pics, that iphone ain’t the most recent one, is it the iphone 1? Nerds, investigate….

Or she got a full body transformation like Donna D’Errico, check out that 50 year old liar…it’s fucking weird…creepy even….

Or this is her trans son who looks like her…pretending to be her…

Either option, still jerk-off-able for her fans….

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2021

12

May

Janaina Dalla Rosa’s Nipple for TikTok of the DAy

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I don’t expect you to know who the fuck this Janaina chick is, but she’s got a TikTok like most people, because they don’t fear the Chinese takeover of your minds, even though they manufacture and profit off basically everything you buy, and own a huge chunk of your country’s land, and control some of your politicianns, because why would you fear China, they’re just communists with social credit score surveillance that basically documents every fucking citizen’s behavior using AI and cameras everywhere…why would they bother implementing that in an app that came out of nowhere and that got everyone subscribed and addicted to thanks to that SAME AI technology….it’d be racist to call them out…even if you’re like me and LOVE China and love CHinese women and know people who live in China who feel it’s much more FREE than being here…and it probably is…

Anyway, the whole point of this is that you don’t need to be famous to flash your tit on tiktok…and that’s what our girl Janaina who you can follow on INSTAGRAM did….

It’s not quite a “not all heroes wear capes” moment in time, but I’d rather see a nipple than not…so good use of the app Janaina..

Unlike most TikTok users showing their tits on the internet, she’s not a 15 year old high school girl who used her sister’s ID to launch an OnlyFans…but rather 28…

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