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2021

May

Phoebe Combes Braless of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is some weird faced model who you’ve never heard of besides on this site because for some reason, I post her slutty pics as she posts them….not that a set of hard nipples in a pair of jeans that look like they’re a pair of panties, is all that racy, I mean have you gone outside, there’s pussy everywhere exposed, nipples everywhere exposed, it’s a fun time to be alive, even though it actually isn’t at all…slutty girls only make things better until you cum to them and then it goes back to “damn society is fucked”…

Anyway, s/he’s Australian, she’s apparently a model, has 100k followers on social media and for those of us into the Australian women and their lust for life, life of the party good times, hot bodied ancestors of the criminals left there to build a society, she’s got that trashy engrained in her DNA…but she’s really not all that hot or exciting, but hot and exciting is a matter of opinion, so who cares what I think…..apparently no one…no one cares what I think.

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2021

May

Lottie Moss Lingerie of the Day

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Lottie Moss is a very different than her half sister Kate, but that could just be a product of the times, since she’s about 2 generations younger than Kate Moss, and has likely only met Kate Moss in the magazines and not at actual family events, since Kate Moss seems like the kind of fancy and luxurious model who doesn’t fuck with her family…but despite sharing 50% of their DNA according to the rumors, she’s rocking a totally different EVERYTHING than Kate Moss…

Now, I’m a Kate Moss fan, I’ve found her hot and interesting since she first started out as the leader of the heroin chic movement, I remember her fucking Johnny Depp, Pete Doherty, being topless on yachts being fancy…I mean her hot skinny small tit model body doing coke in clubs on video and being unapologetic about it cuz she was the Fashion Party…made for good times…

So anything, even her sister she’s never met, will be something I am into…it’s just funny that the sister she’s never met has the Instagram body, the tits, the fat ass, in lingerie, with multi-colored hair, like she’s going to dance on a boat in a bootleg Miami Hip Hop video, or sell squirt videos on OnlyFans…it’s kind of amazing…

So Kate Moss came to the ranks from modelling for brands and being overpaid and important…always skinny…with quotes like “nothing tastes as good as skinny looks”…or some shit that I probably misquoted…and this one’s like “use the famous last name, strip down, show my fat tits and ass, and go to all the trendy instagram spots”….two approaches to the same result of me looking at tits…

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2021

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I figure since so many people out there are pulling that free money covid scams and finally getting to live out their dreams of staying on allowance from either their parents or big daddy government….you know so that they don’t have to bother with that whole pesky work thing…but rather spend their time on their own hustle that’s hardly a hustle…but that involves selling nudes…so that they can smoke weed all day….

If you’re worried about your great capitalist FREEDOM to lose out to communism, it’ll be this lazy internet generation who just like getting high and naked. on the internet instead of bothering with actual work…as they wait for their parents to die so they can inherit their family wealth because it[‘s always rich kids doing this lazy hustle…or hoping to pop off on social media to be the famous they deserve you know with people excited over them…making them think they matter…it’s a cultural thing and it’s fucked….but it comes with lots of tits.

Now I am not saying smoking pot is to blame, I think weed is a great medicine, that helps you get focused, relaxed, out of pain, and is the cure to so many ailments…it’s the enemy of BIG PHARMA and they know it…which is why it was probably illegal in the first place…you know play it as this terrible thing on an emotional level for people to hate it without ever smoking it…which is similar tactics they use today…

If you’ve smoked weed and realize it’s a 0/10 detriment to society, you’ll know that the fact it is illegal is a fucking scam and an example that big brother government who wants you to call them “daddy” now…lied to you, manipulated you, and didn’t care about your best interests…

Weed is legal in Canada, I get that, it was a political play to get the simplistic minded retards to think the government was on their side..while taxing every gram sold like the legal drug dealers they are…BUT at least it’s legal…

Smokes up.

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2021

May

Kira Kosarin Titty Top of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some child actor which means she’s 23 now, but will she live to see 24, the way things are going….I don’t know….

Wait, that’s not what I was trying to say, must be some trigger thanks programming / mind control that when I hear 23….I go into Gangster’s Paradise…

It could be the same programing / mind control that Kira the childstar who has been exposed….you know since she’s been in the game for at lest 10 years, which means she was 13 years old when she got her start, and has probably been around some really terrible people who made her do really terrible things and presented it as just being in the industry…

I am a firm believer that all actors, even little kids in movies, should be played by 20 year olds, even if you have to Wizard of Oz that shit and hire dwarfs…let kids be kids you fame hungry narcissistic parents who don’t give a fuck about the well being of your child….

That said, apparently she makes music now…as they all do…and here’s her dance…

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2021

May

The Misfit Mime Takes Central Park of the Day

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Her name is the MISFIT MIME and she’s a modern take on a mime, who pretends to be miming her own business, but she’s really trying to mime social media for that clout and followers, because anyone miming their own business would not be trying to produce slutty mime content in public, to post to her social media channels, it’s a fact…but we’ll pretend this isn’t some trying to get seen shit….

She’s from TIKTOK and you should check her out because I am not against a half naked attention seeker doing her performance art in public, when the performance art involves deep throating balloons like the Birthday Clowns you’d get in the 70s before the sex offender list…..as she humps the air in the park…because good things happen in parks, you just gotta look out for it..

The masks come off…the balloons get deepthroated.

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2021

May

Amanda Cerny Cleavage of the Day

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I remember Amanda Cerny from when she first hit Playboy as one of the least eventful Playboy chicks ever. I knew someone who lived in LA and they texted me “I was at a party with this Amanda Cerny chick, she’s a Playboy Playmate”…and I was like “Who”…only to google her and be like “I’m with some fat crackhead missing half a front tooth and she’s high on fucking OCEAN WATER, I GOTS to go”….

Meaning, I didn’t ask him to seduce Cerny, fuck her, get her to do some nude shoot for the site after getting her drunk and making her sign a consent form because we respect the rules of content creation since we don’t create content….and by we I mean me….but you get what I am saying…I didn’t give a fuck…

So, despite her social media, digital marketing hustle, that I am sure made her stupid money, because since that day my friend was with Cerny, she’s got 10s of millions of fans, she did comedy videos with the lame Disney Drop Outs that were Vine Stars….and thanks to that hustle she exists beyond Playboy and I can’t hate on that…even if I don’t think her tits are all that fun, exciting, or even worthy of a post…they are STILL tits..just not exposed tits…I mean she’s a Playboy model, you can google pics of her cunt…GOOGLE makes money off her search results around her CUNT…but this is what she does now…pretty despressing really…from NC-17 nudes, to G rated going to Church tits…BORING.

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2021

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I had a pussy wedgie conversation with a girl in the park who had a pussy wedgie…because for whatever reason she didn’t pull the pussy wedgie out…something that we’ve seen our entire lives and probably hardly ever noticed girls do…cameltoes are a real thing the affect pussies of all sizes and ages…it’s not just for fat pussied moms or fat pussied sluts who like to fuck a lot…it’s even for skinny pussies that don’t fuck at all…but that currently see the cameltoe as either a style option the intentionally give themselves, an inconvenience they don’t bother with because pulling tight pants out of pussy is so annoying..just let the pussy be exposed to whoever wants to see it…which is a great attitude that I am glad more and more women are taking on…because pussy wedgies allow us to see pussy without seeing pussy and thus a win for all involved…girl gets to flash her pussy, maybe get some subscribers if she’s wearing branded bike shorts with her IG handle on them, you know the classy monogram of sluts…..or at least a rush and thrill that some pervert like me stared at the pussy in the pants the way pussy wedgies are meant to be.

Anyway, I didn’t have an actual pussy conversation with a girl in the park, I had a telepathic conversation with the pussy wedgie…you know it’s one of my many mystical talents…they call me the pussy wedgie whisperer..

I did however try to convince a homeless crackhead I chat with to pretend to be offended by the pussy wedgie, you know to stir up some controversy, but she had three other friends with her and they had pussy wedgies too…

PUSSY WEDGIES…the plague like locusts…they’re everywhere…blacking out the sun levels of pussy wedgies…but unlike locusts…you can jerk off to them…

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2021

May

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum brought her skinny mom of 4 or 5 or even 6 ass out in a one piece and the truth is, despite being 100 fucking years old, blown out by babies that I will assume at the average 7 pounds were half the size of Seal’s dick…you know they call him Seal because he’s got a seal in his panties…it’s a fact…or urban legend…to all you kissed by a rose romantic….

the point is, at 100 years old, blown out by a life of good living, she’s still put together rather nicely…and sure, there seems to be a bit of a mom at the public pool sag, what my friend calls “women who were once hot”…not that I have friends…but I know a guy who makes fun of the other guys who pick up the table scraps of the hot girl from high school who is now 250 pounds and 60…someones gotta fuck em, living out that High School dream, too little too fucking late…

I guess Klum is vain, knows her money is based on her look, so she works at or..or she’s a genetic freak that stems from Nazi germany Eugenics programs that you don’t want to compare to this vaccine rollout, you know experimenting on people….but that you’d probably think has something to do with this German Icon still holding up…but rich lades eat well, workout, and she was also hot, so maybe nature is just nicer to the rich..

Alls I know is not 45+ women I know look like this, so it’s weird….we’ll just reduce it to it’s simplest form….being a participant in German Scat fetishes….the FECES all full of age defying nutrients..OIL OF OLAY and by Olay I mean Rectum….who knows…I’m a little too into staring at a skinny ass on a top model 28 years later….

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2021

May

Demi Rose Underboob of the Day

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Demi Rose is one of the early instagram whores to pull together her phoney as fuck look, where she CAT FISHED people into thinking she was this marvel of nature, but she was really man made, and really who would marvel a bitch that looks like this, is marvel even a word, or is it just for you comic book losers sitting on million dollar comic collections thanks to your social awkwardness and propensity to stay a virgin..

But yeah, the sex worker who we know gets shit on by rich guys in DUBAI, it’s a thing, at least it was in early instagram hooking or is it hookering, was marketed as the UK’s Kim Kardashian, where she’d do these silly fat ass / fake ass glamour pics, and the whole thing was so contrived, artificial and boring, I never bought into the shit, but she’s got huge tits that are busting out, so who I am to hate on a scam that’s given her the ultimate life, when really she was destined to be a backpage girl…it’s a win…even if it’s silly….cuz that instagram body is silly…all cartoon-like and ridiculous..

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2021

May

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday, the joke that haunts me daily, which is something I am used to, because I don’t take anything seriously, so even my 25 year marriage to my fat fuck wife was a joke, that keeps on bringing the pain…and this site which is 17 years of daily bullshit updates no one gives a fuck about…also started out as a joke and has been a long drawn out miserable experience that I wouldn’t ever trade for anything because it is unfortunately my life work and a nice reminder of how insignificant and useless I am….but I keep on going….and now Wetspot Wednesday, my attempt at a top 10 list or a clickbait article, by posting pics from the worst hashtag like it was amazing…and ever wednesday, I bring the goods that I actually hate bringing….all to kill the joke over and over and over because some of us can’t give up…

I’ve said it before, because there’s only so much to say about wetspots and that is that wet panties when a girl is jerking off for you with her front hole now that genders dont exist, can be HOT in contest….but wet panties on their own can be caused by so many gross things…it’s hard to know what we’re dealing with without a smell or taste test…so we’ll assume it’s girls proud they came their panties…or girls faking it to get likes and follows but ultimately…out of context…wetspots are gross…but hot..since their wet panties…and it’s all too confusing for my simple mind. I just know I hate this post…so I do it weekly.

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