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2021

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin, despite being the kid of celebrities who gets naked or half naked on the internet, which is actually a fetish of mine, you know only followed because of who their parents are, a condition that will last their entire life as they try to navigate how to build a fanbase of their own, which typically is from salacious internet content….it’s a funny dynamic…so rich, so spoiled, with so much access…but pull low level tricks local bottle service girls do to get out of bottle service an into sugar babying….

I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin about what I decided was her daddy issues, because we heard one voicemail calling her a pig when she was a kid….which I guess isn’t funny and more of a stain on Alec’s reputation that for whatever reason didn’t get him cancelled, but you’d be sure it fucking would now…a dad calling his child a pig…maybe they wouldn’t care since Ireland is white and they can’t make a race war out of it..but I think that’d be enough to get her cancelled..

Anyway, Ireland was in and out of rehab, in and out of hetero and lesbian relationships all while being 6 foot tall and stacked…and despite the prison tats that look like parody tats….a suicide girl gone bad….the fact she’s in a thong bikini…big ass and big tits cuz she’s BIG…is great….

I guess she won me over…cuz I find her hilarious….in a good way.

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2021

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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The older I get, the less disgusting MILFs or the concept of MILFs becomes since I’m grandpa age, at least grandpa aged if I had kids at 20 and they had kids at 20…but you get what I am saying…the women my age are old, dried up, menopausal and slowly hormonally becoming men…so MILFs are like the younger generation and I’m like “check out that young babe with those mom tits and a shredded pussy”….and it’s confusing me at my core…but that’s not to say breeding doesn’t disgust me…the process of childbirth still gross, it just means that younger ladies are moms, and I’ll look at them naked, even if historically being a mom was a sign of self destruction!

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2021

Apr

Anna Camp Bikini of the Day

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Anna Camp is the 38 year old from Pitch Perfect….and a bunch of other shit I’ve never heard of…and she’s in a bikini….but more interestingly, she’s been divorced twice…like she didn’t learn her lesson the first time…one of those rich and bored so let’s get married as often as possible because it makes being banged out feel more meaningful, which for a vapid and empty narcissistic actor, at least by definition of being an actor, they are vapid and empty and narcissistic, they seek meaning anywhere they can because they need shit to channel when bullshitting everyone on screen…thanks to pulling off the scam.

Now I am sure some of you would want to camp in her vagina, you know stretch it out and make a tent out of it, maybe roast some fucking marshmallows up inside it…gaze at the stars or sing fucking folk songs like “This Land Is Our Land”….or maybe if you’re deeper into folk…some “If I was a Carpenter”….shit….because you know there’s at least one fanboy out there who thinks Anna Camp is the fucking END ALL BE ALL…the fucking EVERYTHING THERE IS….the QUEEN…the prized hen, the apple of their eye, you get what I’m saying…while everyone else out there is like “Who the fuck is Anna Camp”….you know that kind of celebrity….in a bikini…

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2021

Apr

Demi Lovato Eats Pussy of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but saying “Gay Rights” with the EATING PUSSY gesture is pretty offensive…and should get this pandering liar on some PR stunt to normalize and make drug overdoses cool, or not something to be held accountable because addiction is a disease bullshit….

The “EATING PUSSY” gesture would be on par with a “Shocker”….you know TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK…bro shit….that if you were to do to the “Eating Pussy” gesture to any girl in a bar, or grocery store, church, old folks home, public bathroom, park, pretty much anywhere…you’d be called a sexual predator, pervert, misogynist freak…and you’d DEFINITELY get cancelled…but this bitch does it and says GAY RIGHTS….like eating pussy has anything to do with gay rights…most gays are just trying to find dick for their ass to have a spontaneous orgasm on the floor without touching their dicks…unless it’s for lesbian gay rights…even though lesbians are a myth but by default real lesbians would probably be offended that you’d reduce LESBIANISM with a sex gesture of eating pussy…rather than the connection and love two women have for each other (barf)….

It’s all so fucking dumb, but I do think she should be cancelled…and I am not the one to do it….but the good news is she looks like she eats pussy badly…so she can’t even get that right..for Gay Rights even…..That’s be like me doing a dick sucking gesture to some queers walking their designer dog in the park…maybe with “hey homos”….before doing it…but since she now identifies as PANSEXUAL which we already knew cuz she clearly loves to fuck all the food that comes out of the pan…like BROWNIES….she can get away with it…fucking scammer that’s all.

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2021

Apr

Kristen Bell Bikini of the Day

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Dude…

This is a pretty aggressive bikini pic from an old mom who I never found hot and that could be because her role in Sarah Marshall killed her for me….

I am not an autistic who can’t separate movies from real life…but there is the occasional performance that if I hate the character, I forever hate the actor and will never give up on that hate…which COULD mean that she’s a great actor, you know that she can trick me into thinking she’s a miserable heart breaking cunt into her career and celebrity more than into LOVE…who had an ego and saw her boyfriend as a stain on her winning at life….but I wouldn’t know if she was a good actor or not…I hate her too much…

Not to mention, DAX SHEPPARD….I hate that guy too…I mean obviously not on a personal level, I don’t know these idiots, but when I see them…I feel rage in my soul…and I can’t tell you why….

I can saw that this showing off her skinny abs despite being a mom reminds me of lebsian gym teach on a canoe trip and not celebrity MILF I want to see before and after pics of her vagina….that we’ll assume DAX hasn’t seen because he’s for sure a homo.

I will say I like the small tits though…and that she’s fit…even if it’s a bit masculine…I am a small tit fan…so that’s her win…that no one else thinks is a win…in a bikini selfie that’s not a win…but it’s something….I’m just not sure what.

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2021

Apr

Madison Pettis See Through of the Day

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Madison Pettis may have been an unknown Disney kid before, but since Rihanna stripped her down and put her in lingerie, she’s become an important Disney Kid who is ready for more serious roles than her last role in American Pie the Golden Years or whatever the fuck it’s called because that franchise is 25 fucking years old….the first movie probably came out before Madison Pettis came out of her mother’s womb…and long before anyone came to her in her lingerie pics she posts consistently because Rihanna breathed that life into her otherwise insignificant career…..because being a Disney Kid doesn’t always mean becoming Miley, Britney, Lohan or any of the other heroes that crawled out of Disney….it just means you likely have severe emotional trauma thanks to being sold into working as a kid instead of living life like a kid…blame the parents…it is abuse….BUT being a lingerie model for Rihanna’s trending. line…that she means you have a fighting chance of being the next Miley, Brieny, Lohan and I guess Bella Thorne…cuz WE WANT TO SEE her in lingerie…her body is awesome…and here’s some cleavage.

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2021

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Cream for your coffee? I mean this is clearly the best creamer…because it is tits…but it’s still a weird thing to put on the internet like breast feeding is some unique talent, all it took was to get cummed inside and knocked up, if anything it’s a product of being negligent…but I guess people with kids, who breed, don’t see their family planning as negligent, even if society is basically crumbling before our very eyes….

I don’t know what kind of weirdo has this fetish, obviously a lonely person who never knocked a woman up…I mean maybe these ladies feel like their milky tits are hype because their husbands are into the new titty….but I like to think it’s just trying to get attention anyway they can…since they are milk filled…and it’s a limited group of women who can do that…

I wonder how many of these people saying “jerk off to my lactaction”…are the same people who say “don’t sexualize me breast feeding” in a “free the nipple empowerment”….because I feel like they probably all are…since humans are inconsistent fucks…

HERE are some tits…lactating for a new life…or new week…or for milky tit perverts…

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2021

Apr

Girl Fights for Parking Spot Other Videos of the Day

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3 Girls Twerking Out of Car Window

Truck VS Toll Booth

Cheating Death…

Instant Karma

Old Guy Goes Highlander

Porch Pirate Caught Red Handed

Where’s the Brake Pedal

Grandpa’s Little Poke

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s pretty easy to get caught up in the depression that is COVID, or the conspiracies that have proven to not necessarily be conspiracies about COVID, at least in Canada where they are locking down provincial borders for essential travel…in what could easily turn into forced vaccinations that happen when military show up at your door…but I choose to look at the tits on the internet rather the news, or the other shit, because tits aren’t political, they don’t divide and even if they do divide it gives you a reference point of where you’d put your dick if you were able to get real life tits…but you can’t…even in this era of everyone fucking everyone on dating apps…you still get no good connections or swipes…but don’t worry…I am here for you….not to sexual satisfy you..that’s queer…but to give you LINKS and Celeb Tits…which in the grand scheme of the world is silly…but sometimes silly is better than all the rage…fear…etc…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nick Bosa Gets a Lap Dance During His Debut on His Girlfriend Jenna Berman’s TikTok
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Trey Lance is Still in Liv Cowherd’s Comment Section
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Alexa Asks Woman To Literally Kill Herself!
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Riding on a Jet Ski on the Road
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Blue Lava!
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Why 96,000,000 Black Balls Are Dumped Into This Reservoir!
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Johnny Depp Has New Evidence to Prove Amber Heard is a Liar
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Monday Morning River Baptism with some Nude Models
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10 Best Selling Videogames
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I Love Cam Girls! They are Fun.
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like people who are talented….but we live in a society where untalented people are celebrated and it’s always a reminder of how bad that is for society…there was a time you needed talent to achieve shit and now we celebrate untalented…which is probably on par for everything going on in the media and social media….

I actually logged into Facebook earlier and there was some weird pop-up saying some “FACT CHECK” shit….and I never posted ANYTHING on FB….but when I clicked to see what I was being flagged Fact Check for…it was about the parasite drugs that apparently cure COVID and a high rate….and the MORGELLONS or whatever the fuck they are called that people think are nano-bots or nano parasites in the mask….which I did google…in another browser tab….so FB is reading my browser tabs and TEACHING me facts…which is pretty intrusive, but I guess we like that….it’s narcissism that keeps us all distracted…OH an audience…I’m so important it’s great….

I wish I had an audience….damn…that’d be alirght…not because of narcissism, I know I am a piece of shit trash that has no talent…and nothing important to say…that isn’t an expert or good at the internet….I don’t have an ego…but damn, an audience…despite it being stressful…means I’d get MONEY…before money becomes obsolete…you know to validate me and to make me feel part of the in-crowd gang…

It’s the weekend, turn off the internet….seriously…COVID, RACISM, ANNOYING SHIT, doesn’t live off the internet….maybe jerk off to your thoughts, your imagination, your sex doll instead of porn…reconnect with your soul….you need it….we all do….

But first click the LINKS…for mindfulness.

Candice Swanepoel Killing it on IG
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Rebecca Black is GLAAD it is Friday
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Charissa Thompson Talked About Her Nude Photos Being Leaked
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Bikini Yoga Pose
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Karol G – Hard Nips
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Lucy Hale Perverted Pussy Stretch
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Bregje Heinen Amazing on Instagram!
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Rumer Willis in Fitness Gear!
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Shannon St. Clair Put on a Bikini Show
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Dolly Parton Gets Scared by Jack in the Box
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Sommer Ray Knows How to Vacation!
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Megan Thee Stallion Makes a Movie!
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Paige VanZant Hits the Speed Bag With Her Side Boob on Display
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Harry Styles as Ariel from Little Mermaid
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Old Gays Get Stoned
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Olivia Munn in a See Through!
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Intense Workout/Ride Will Melt Your Freakin’ Eyeballs!
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Ezekiel Elliott Shares an Intense Workout Video
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Chrissy Teigen BACK on TWITTER after QUITTING TWITTER – DUMb CUNT
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Gabby Epstein is HOT Bodied!
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What It Sounds Like When A Harp String Breaks!
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Basketball Coach Lived A Double Life Of Coaching And Stealing From Cartels!
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The Blonde Bomber’s Eye Now Looks Like the Terminator’s Red Eye
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Tiny Dog Helps Big Dog on the Treadmill
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Running Deer Barely Misses Motorcyclist!
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The Moment She Realised She Was Grinding An ‘Ugly’ Guy!
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Blind Dog Finds a Puddle for the First Time
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Weird Skating through Water Weirdness
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Driver Practically Races Up The Daytona Beach Drawbridge As It’s Going Up!
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Crayfish Pinches Pufferfish, Pufferfish Destroys It
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Korean Leader Gives His Congregation a Blessing. LOL
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Cute Dog
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Meteor Falls Way Too Close For Comfort
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The Very Moment When The Brazil Dam Collapsed
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Jodie Turner Smith Strips for Gucci!
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Pro Golfer Carly Booth Wants to Go to the Beach
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Top 5 Nude and Tattooed Celebs in the Movies!
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Lizard Catches Air!
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Doubling Up on the Zipline
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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I Love Cam Girls! They are Fun.
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GROW YOUR DICK! IT IS SMALL!
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Legs…
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Devon Windsor – still not a real celeb but swimwear
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Eva Longoria – Working out on a yacht
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Carrie Underwood – 2021 Latin American Music Awards
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Olivia Holt – in a Black Dress
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Sarah Michelle Geller on the Streets…
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Riley Keough Crotch Shot
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Tallia Storm Leg Shows…
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Lana Condor – Granny panties
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Olivia Munn Leggings…
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Kathryn Newton in Bra Top
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Robin Holzken in Lingerie Pics fr VS
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Lorena Rae – Victoria’s Secret
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Georgia Fowler – Victoria’s Secret
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Nina Dobrev Booty!
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30 People Having Shitty Day
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Worst Challenge Ever
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Reddit Amateur of the DAy
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Weird TikTok – But She’s Naked!
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The Elsie Hewitt Hot Pic Collection.
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Violet in a Black Dress Boobs Out
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Talented Housewife
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How to Survive Gangbang!
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Pussy Flasher….
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Girl Naked on the Counter
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Possibly Worst Fetish Video But it is Woke and Inclusive
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2 Toys Better Than 1
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Sext Girl Flashing
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Tanline Girl Touches Trimmed Pussy
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Fighting Fridays
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Cockteasing a Dildo!
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This Girl and her Crazy Fucking Body
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Laying Eggs!
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Adeline’s Bush
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Creamcicle!
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Hands in her Panties
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Hot Cleaning Lady
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Dildo Time!
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Amateur Sex
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Mini Skirt Couple Fuck!
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Different Amateur Sex
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Floor Piss
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Drunk Chick
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Squirts Up?
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Solo Girl FIngers Herself
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Vibe Time
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Slo Mo Dick Suck
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Desk Dildo
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BOOOBS!
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Purple Dildo!
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Toy Time!
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Is there such thing as TOO Amateur?
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Worst Video Ever…
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