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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Water Aerobics Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens took her tits that I am sure are fake tits, just not sure on how new the tits are, since she was basically non existent for a bunch of years, only to use the pandemic to her advantage realizing how easy it is to game idiots or her fans, by playing the instagram influencer hustle, only with budget, celebrity and “talent” which I guess is arguable, but training for sure…

Anyway, she had a breakout year, a second coming of a career as people were able to sexualize her and here she is doing Easter right by producing some bunny fetish content for the heathens in this Godless world who forget that Easter is the holiest of Christian days and make it about slutty bunnies with their tits out…plus she’s doing aquafitness like a geriatric because at 30, I am sure she’s seen as a geriatric to some of her pervert fans who think she peaked at 18 on High School musical.

Ultimately, another Disney Kid brainwashing the fans to be relevant and PAID…and I’m okay with it because of tits…

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2021

Apr

Dove Cameron Sex Swing Toplessness of the Day

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Dove Cameron is someone I’ve only known about for a year or two maybe 3…and not because she’s actually named Chloe Celese Hosterman, only to have been rebranded as Dove Olivia Cameron, which any CULT LEADER will tell you is a solid way to separate the person from the person you need to be in the cult to succeed, because the alter ego basically takes the fuck over for her and does things that CHLOE CELESTE never would….

The CULT she’s a part of is one that has Mickey Mouse ears, which is probably why she’s got 41 million followers…she’s been working for them since 2006 or 2007 or some shit…

She’s now 25, cast as the Power Puff girl so she’s back into the mix…and in being back in the mix, she’s doing some topless shoots to remind people she’s around, she’s all grown up, and she’s ready to fuck, but her version of fucking is getting back into the pictures…

She does look like she’s had some muppet work done, but when that is what everyone looks like, you have no choice to dive into it, so you can look like them and be more relatable to them, even if none of these muppet faces look human…they are their own species…that may get triggered by 5G and the COVID vaccine to eat your soul or brain on some Zombie level, but I there’s been no evidence of the COVID vaccine interracting with face injections to make these people bigger zombies than their anti-depressants…at least not yet…but I’m over here hoping that they do because all these half naked muppet face zombies trying to eat my brain…may be the hottest experience of my life…fingers crossed.

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2021

Apr

Noah Cyrus Self Mutilating Her Nipples of the Day

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Noah Cyrus has younger sibling syndrome, where she’s never going to be quite as good as Miley, even if she is more talented, because Miley’s a huge fucking star. I think her last album hit 1 billion streams this weekend, which in the event you don’t know how to count, because you’re a helmet wearing retard thanks to either a head injury, stroke, or retardation, is a lot of fucking listens…that probably makes her richer than everyone….

But Noah Cyrus, as the young sibling, has a level of arrogance, entitlement, and support because you know her parents in all those jealous moments of her sister’s wins, that felt like her wins, but that weren’t her wins….meant she was coddled in her own way to not feel inadequate ….

So now she’s a celebrity of her own, one who surprisingly didn’t get cancelled for calling a black woman “Nappy Ass Ho”….which last I checked is something that would get most people fired….but most people aren’t CYRUS’.

I listened to her live performance the other day…in full….and it’s actually good, which I would say pains me to say, but really doesn’t because I have no problem liking shitty celebrities, shitty music, and shitty things…it’s part of being shitty….I don’t think I am above pop music, or popular things, even if I am generally disgusted by it…but yeah, seeing her perform live has made her whole ugly Miley edgy weirdness vibe far more appealing, tolerable, and validated…

So I support Noah Cyrus and that was before I saw this clip or gif of her getting her nipples pierced in the weirdest way…

I don’t know if this was posted to her instagram, but if it was, more reason to like Noah, even if you hate piercings, it’s a fucking nipple getting pierced and that’s FUN and the world needs more FUN..

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2021

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Whether you believe in COVID or not….the lockdown measures or not….the vaccine or not…we can all agree that the highlight of the pandemic has been these medical workers being marketed as frontline workers so that they realize they can monetize their nudes by taking nudes in their work clothes..at work..despite being in the midst of a pandemic that they claim is exhausting them, that they claim is killing their spirits, that is scaring them and their family as they go to work each day for their high enough paid job, thanks to their 2-3 year technical college training, not knowing if they’ll come home alive…or maybe knowing they’ll come home alive but there’s no marketability in that so instead tell the media what they want to hear about the struggles you feel…to rally the support of the people…so they feel guilty enough to subscribe to the only fans…

I am sure some of these nurses are only still nurses to get the shot they need to keep their Only Fans alive…as they know not being nurses will bite into their profits from preying on the niceness of perverts who think giving that 100 dollar tip to the naked nurse they jerk off to is the right thing to do as they risk their lives for him…

You see, most people subscribe to the nurses being the frontline workers, risking their lives….not many people think COVID is a scam that has a 99% survival rate…so they miss out on realizing that some people are TAKING advantage of COVID for their personal gain…but when it comes to getting naked, I’m all for that personal gain..

Now I prefer vintage nurse outfits to the new scrubs that look like they have every disease I don’t want smeared on them….but it’s still naughty nurses getting naked during COVID…so take it in as things get back to normal and no one has a nurse fetish anymore….while half these nurses buy their private jets with their Only Fans money….never to NURSE again….

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2021

Apr

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

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Do you remember when Jojo disappeared for a decade….I wonder what that was about…let me google it…

According to an unreliable source, her label refused to release music of hers because she was fat, so she starved herself until imploding…..doing drugs, partying, spending all that celebrity money, because there was a time she was super famous, I never found her hot when she was on the “jailbait” circuit of 18 year old Disney / Nickelodeon kid rebranding themselves…but she was actively working until nothing…

I guess her label dropped her and she could hit the internet off nostalgia, pull the newly huge tits, and make it fucking count….since internet is life and all this self produced shit is enough to get you paid…

She’s flashed these big tits at least once, she’s also done lingerie modeling for Rihanna…so here she is doing fitness in a sports bra to get them titty bounce…

This has been an informative post for all involved…admit it.

This is why I am not paid the big bucks.

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2021

Apr

Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

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I don’t even know what to say about Madison Beer, she’s ridiculously boring even with the tits because I guess when you have big tits you don’t need to have a personality, your tits do the talking for you, as any woman with tits may pretend they don’t know and any guy who has been around girls with big tits KNOWS too well…it’s like are those even words coming out of their mouth…I just see titty bounce with ever breath and it’s far more interesting than anything they can say..

Now Madison Beer is in a tube top showing a body that could be photoshopped, I mean the truth is Madison Beer may not even be a real person but rather a avatar 3D animation, instagram filter, since the world isn’t real anymore, it’s all virtual lies…

The story they tell us is that she was a random youtuber who just happened to go viral as a teen, only to get Bieber to Sign her, and for the last 5 years has been not releasing music, but waiting for the pandemic to hit before releasing music, so that she wouldn’t have to tour…

You see, youtube makes people a lot of money and the whole idea of working or touring like an old school celebrity seems insane when you can just do nothing but post pics of cleavage….

So the popstar you didn’t know was a popstar and her new album you probably haven’t heard and won’t hear and even if you do is debatably not even her singing…still posts the clickbait…and the body looks good enough to carry all the other bullshit….which is important since pop music always sucks even when it’s good….we’ll just watch her on mute.

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2021

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Big Panties of the Day

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I used to make fun of Ireland Baldwin back when she was trying to hard to be an influencer. She was some celebrity kid with super famous parents doing the whole bikini surfer girl shit that fucking bored me….there was zero edginess and zero creativity and zero personality…..but then a series of hate that she likely got online because the internet are assholes, especially to rich kids using their rich kid access to try to steal from the non-rich kids, at least in terms of VIEWS….and she ended up cracking out, going to rehab, becoming a lesbian for a minute, with a series of shitty tattoos as her cousin went on to marry Bieber and become a “top influencer” with the right friends…which must have been annoying for Ireland who was there first…

But since the Alec Baldwin daddy issue jokes have faded like her inheritance as he keeps pumping out kids with that weirdo wife of his….Ireland’s taken a whole who gives a shit approach to her feed where she gets semi naked, showing off her 7 foot tall body and tits as big as your head and it’s fun and funny…

She cracks jokes, she’s got a proportionate body that should be posing half naked, she’s rich with famous parents and could be doing countless other things, but instead chooses this….and I guess she’s scored a marketing campaign with a panty company that she’s spread her legs in the selfie to properly execute and it’s AMAZING.

Big fan of Ireland over here and it’s not even St Patrick’s day and I am not even drunk on Guinness…but instead drunk on massive fucking underwear jacked up a massive girl…who I think is one to watch, the mainstream just hasn’t realized it yet…

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2021

Apr

Chanel West Coast Still Trying of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is a story of resilience…..

She just keeps on keeping on as they say, you know keeps on trying different attempts at going viral, but for whatever reason, she just never officially hits the mainstream…

She was on MTV probably 10 years ago, you know back when MTV was still a popular place for people to watch TV, before turning 100 percent to the internet….and in those 10 years since the show she’s managed to maintain the fanbase she had from being on a TV show…and she’s tried to release rap music to those fans…but she’s never had any hits despite her fanbase…and that fanbase isn’t even that big considering she gets half naked on her feed consistently…so even the creepers there for her sleazy content aren’t helping her make hits, or get hits….but instead of quitting and going onto other things like becoming a real estate agent….she’s going more and more racy….squatting in thong racy…and STILL no one cares…it’s actually pretty sad….

But I always see the bright side of things, there will be a point where push becomes shove or whatever the expression is and she has to go HARDCORE to go VIRAL to get where she’s been trying to go…like this has all been a build up to that….and the less and successful her nude content is…the more nude she will get….so I’m here waiting until the self fisting videos….but for now…I’ll take this “keep on trying”….insanity….it’s actually pretty hot.

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2021

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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I get why Moms post slutty content to the internet and that is because they know that there are enough dudes on the internet with MILF fetishes…or dudes who get excited when they see ANY naked girl on the internet…no matter how battered and beat they are looking…..I mean the internet is this play where the worst ditch pig who can imagine, you know just a pile of digusting, can get naked with her gut hanging out…only for 10-100 dudes to comment “YOU ARE SO HOT”…

It’s terrible because it inflates the egos of the gross which drips into their day to day life…so that us losers can’t even fuck the ugliest girls we know cuz they now think they are hotter than they are….but MILFS need that reassurance.

I figure, they’ve given up their bodies for their kids, their husbands are over them now that they’ve had kids and the honeymoon phase that’s long over is now having a family together…a little too real life.

Plus they’ve had a room full of medical workers rip a child out of their cunts….so they’ve already had the pussy out there….so nothing to fucking lose…

Why not put it out to the internet, to get that thrill and feedback and to feel good about themselves, because they won’t accept that their sexual lives are over…and I don’t mind since MILFs aren’t always the old 40+ they used to be, some are 30…so still young enough to ignore that they’ve been shattered by childbirth and all that soul crushing that comes with it…

So here are some MILFs, because mom’s are great for momma’s boys who need to be taken care of…and young people looking for experience because they have the physical proof that yells at them in the grocery store, that they’ve been cummed in like little sluts..

So here are those MILFs…

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2021

Apr

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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I call this post….the day the Whipped Cream Bikini died…

For those of you who don’t know Ali Larter, her claim to fame, and arguably the only thing she’s ever done that I know of was playing the Whipped Cream Bikini girl in Friday Night Lights the movie…no wait it was called Varsity Blues…it was the 90s how the fuck am I supposed to remember this shit…I just know she’s in her mid to late 40s and looks it…

The most interesting thing about her, which I actually think is pretty relevant today, but at the time I had no idea about, but yeah, Esquire Magazine created a fake celebrity called Allegra Coleman, played by Ali Larter, to troll the world while mocking celebrity gossip, saying she was David Schwimmer’s girlfriend, that Tarantino dumped Mira Sorivino for her, and how Woody Allen, the pervert of perverts, wrote her into his movie with a starring role…pretty fucking genius in a time when google didn’t exist…I LOVE trolls and that’s a good troll…

I guess I shouldn’t hate on older women for being older, especially in this MUPPET era of women with jacked up faces, it’s almost nice to see someone aging as naturally as she can being in Hollywood….

I was talking to my neighbor when a hot white haired lady walked by and I made some comment to him about how pretty she was despite being old…not to mention being old could be a good thing if you’re into fisting asses….they have more flexibility in their anuses after years of use…definitely a perk to some…and he was DISGUSTED by me suggesting a white haired woman was hot…as his cut off age for women is 35…..

So I’m not really an old lady hater, I just don’t like being reminded of how old I am by the hot chicks of my era looking like moms of my era….but I guess I’m old as shit too….and this Ali Larter bikini pic has taught me something about myself I probably would prefer to ignore…..THE END IS NEAR.

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