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2021

12

Apr

Ashley Greene Cleavage of the Day

Ashely Greene is only 34 years old, yet she’s already filtering the fuck out of her face like she was a mom in her 50s on TINDER 6 years ago trying to look like she was still in her 30s….

The early days of girls filtering and photoshopping themselves is something I miss, because it’sa got to the point where despite still looking like cartoon versions of themselves, they can actually pull it off….in a “Maybe she looks like a dopey ass muppet”….but back in the day…it was “is this dungeons and dragons basement apartment dwelling cat owner who works a shit job or is on disability really trying to convince us that she’s not the fucking crypt keeper but instead this glowing and smooth faced babe”….

I know Ashley Greene hasn’t done all that much since Twilight, but I’lll assume she still rich…she’s got 1.5 million followers on social media and brands will pay to reach her fans…so there’s no excuse that her face is edited this badly…HIRE some fucking kid to do it for you bitch…put some effort in..

Maybe she was just hoping the mom tits would take the shine….and I guess they are taking the shine…but she could have just cropped the old lady photoshopped face out of it to give us what we actually want instead of pretending this isn’t about the tits..

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2021

12

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Like Matt McCon’s creepy “The older I get, the girls stay the same age” comment about High School girls that I am sure would be cancelled if included in a movie now – at least by all the activists out there who aren’t into dudes in their 20s getting hard for High School girls….the older I get…the less disgusting MILFs are to me…

I don’t know if it was deep rooted mommy issues for having a mom who died on me, making me distrust moms everywhere, I’d need to join some college circle jerk in a safe space to discuss our TRAUMAS….or maybe it’s just that I married a woman with Children and it’s been pretty gross…which could just be because of her laziness, obesity and overall lack of respect for herself that she blames on being a mom….But I do know that I’ve been consistently grossed out by moms..

I didn’t find the maternal instinct all that hot, once a woman is at that point of caring for her shitty offspring like it is something miraculous, when it’s just another kid in an overpopulated world….but I also didn’t like the idea of a damaged mom pussy from the lecherous children that crawled out of them….

Not to mention, moms were moms when I was young enough to have a MILF fetish, meaning, they weren’t these hot girls being hot and getting naked online….they were what you’d describe a mom as….all blown out and unappealing with zero sex appeal except when they officially lose their minds and try to reclaim their sexuality and sex appeal…and you can get in on that horniness at their 40 year old sexual prime…

But now that girls my age are grannies….girls who are mom are the younger generation and a blown out pussy isn’t that bad, you can always fuck the ass, if you even get to that point of “stepfathering” which I don’t recommend…it’s a curse…

So younger girls….we’re talking 20 and 30 year old girls are “MILFS”…..sure they’re not the norm, maybe they are working a MILF loophole…but still MILFs…and they aren’t all bad…which is weird for me to accept…but on MONDAYS…we try to celebrate REBIRTH and we NEED moms for that.

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2021

12

Apr

Masked Girl Masturbating in Public…and Other Videos of the Day

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Traditional Chinese Medicine Makes her Bounce

Vape Man Ignites

Brake Failure VS Intersection

EGG FAIL

In Flight Brawl

Motorcycle Rider Gets Stopped by Gate

Fucked Up Accident…

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2021

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world may be a horrible place, but it’s been that way long before COVID brought out the worst in people, it was a progressive move from community and family values, to internet trashcan trying to monetize yourself…where people who shouldn’t be narcissists are now narcissists as they look at themselves on screen all day while they zoom, and all night while they edit the pics of themselves for their social media accounts in hopes of going viral so that they can launch their own porn site and get paid to sext people, ideally more than at their day job, so that they can turn off the ZOOM for work and TURN on the camera for dudes jacking off to them…

But the funniest thing in this fall of society due in large part to social media is seeing how pussy people are….how they buy into what they are told…and how bad they want to believe they are living in some movie because of this COVID shit….

They are pussies..and not just the TESLA driving Tech Bros…but all people…as they play in the park with their kids wearing masks looking like idiots….

I walked by one lady walking her dog on the sidewalk, she was masked, possibly two masks, you know as dumb as these people who DRIVE their cars alone with masks on…like what’s up with them…..it’s crazy…but yeah…I walked by her on the sidewalk and she was masked and literally pulled her sweater over her face to have the EXTRA protection against COVID……

I don’t think it works like that, but I definitely made a point of laughing at her for being fucking nuts, it’s like bitch needs less mask and more mental institutions…

All this to say, people are pussies….and they are so easy to manipulate which makes me wonder why I haven’t found a way to scam money out of all of you….because clearly it’d be fucking easy…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

Sara Sampaio is By the Sea
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Clarissa Bowers Paid Tribute to Dale Earnhardt this Weekend
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Drunk Girl Takes Out Connect 4
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Hot BikiNi Model in the Garage
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Lucia Javorcekova Still Loves to Take Her Clothes Off
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Steam Powered Truck Charging Along
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Trying to Solve the BUTT PLUG Challege….
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Chinook Helicopter Floats on Water
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Met Gala is Returning this Fall…Exciting..
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Indian Street Music
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Scooter VS Barber Shop
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Scary Fucking Bike
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know the woke is confusing and probably pushing any of the normal liberals over to the DARK SIDE because it’s better than the woke mess of confusing…appropriating the name liberal when really being fascists who FORCE you to fit into their bullshit, inconsistent, angry – maybe you just need to get fucked – box…

Anyway, they have decided that there are no genders and you’re transphobic of you’re not down to suck a transpenis i think they call it a FEM DICK because it calls it a vagina….BUT…you have to over identify races everywhere….like on the micro level to isolate each race in their proper compartment…which is called RACISM….

If they treated racism like gender…and said there is no racism like there is no gender…then racism disappears and we can go back to living our shitty lives amongst our shitty peers in a shitty world where we can be shit together as the collective stain on the world that we are…..

I have been finding joy in walking close to strangers because they are all scared that I could be COVID and I could kill them, even though COVID barely kills anyone…

But I will say other than the hot girls in skimpy clothing, pussy hugging clothing, no bra hard nipple clothing….seeing all these RULE followers is depressing…it’s better to stay inside and avoid it…because collectively HUMANS could be so much more interesting, yet they choose to be these cardboard box cutouts of each other…

Be your own human you fucking pussy and stop doing what you are told…because only YOU know what is best for you….

So here are some steplinks, Turn Off the Internet….stepLINKS first….Internet Off second…

Addison Rae at the Beach
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Dutch Track and Field Star Lieke Klaver is Worth a Look
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Elsie Hewitt in an AWESOME Photoshoot!
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Gymnast With her Anaconda
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Paige Spiranac Jokes About Brooks Koepka Picking Up His Ball Like an Instagram Model
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Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Trolled!
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IG Model Sarah Houchens Shows Off Her Flexibility
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Girl on the Chin Up Bar Gets Sodomized by her Elastic Band as a Creeper Filmed Her…
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Lottie Moss Nude Shoot!
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Hailey Bieber in a Sports Bra….
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HBO Wants the Next Magic Mike
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DMX is Dead at 50 RIP
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Bendy Flexible Girl Doing Stunts
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Charli XCX by the Pool….
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Hungarian Porn Star Shona River Claims She Provided Escort Services to Three Manchester United Stars
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Cardi B Wanted to Show Off
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Crazy Fucking Waterfalls….Go Chasing This MotherFucker
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Madison Beer Busting Out Getting a Drink
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Model Ama Eliana Oshun Elsesser in See Through Lingerie on Instagram
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Paula loves swensed milk and dickles
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Bebe Rexha Doing Fitness
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The “Blonde Bomber” Weighed In for Her Title Fight in Black Lingerie
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Weird Rowing Transition
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Greedy Little Chipmunk
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Hailey Baldwin Showing Off her Legs
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Florence Pugh Swimsuit Pokies and Camel Toe
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DJ Khaled sells his Beverly Hills mansion
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Valerie Loureda Signed Her Next Bellator Fight Agreement in a Pink Thong
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Girl Doing MMA Shit and Winning
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Ireland Baldwin Pointing Out Her Boobs!
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Spoiled Teenage Brat Gets Owned By Veteran
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Woman Takes Her Toy Car To Get Some Groceries
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HGTV approves filming of 3 fan favorites
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Trevor Lawrence and Marissa Mowry Hit Up the Masters Prior to Their Wedding
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Performance Fail
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Cat Enjoys Some Tom And Jerry While Taking A Bath!
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Monkey Plays Pong!
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Ain’t No Party Like a Racoon Party
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Swarm Of Bees Ends This Rapper’s Video!
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Drunk Guy Tries To Fight Robot, Gets Punched Square In The Face!
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Tactics That Don’t Work in a Fight
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82-Year-Old Man Defends Himself From Being Car Jacked!
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Rare Footage Of Elton John Writing “Tiny Dancer”
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Bumping Into An Incredible Sunfish!
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Nude Model Alex Kijania!
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Quick Reflexes!
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Top 5 Backburgers in the Movies!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Florence Pugh Looking Like Pugh in a Swimsuit on the Beach…with the Crypt Keeper, who is deader looking than Prince Philip, creepy Zach Braff…You can see her pussy and Gymnast midget body…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Street Walker
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Kaia Gerber is Very Skinny in Leggings
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings
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Zoey Deutch and her Mom
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts!
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Megan Fox on a Date in a Tight Dress
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Thandiwe Newton in Vogue…Titties
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Irina Shayk Walking the Runway
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Skai Jackson in Fuck Me Boots not Shar Jackson – K-Fed Forever
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Pia Mia on the Town
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Catherine Zeta Jones in a Photoshoot
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The Girls on Set of Power Puff Girls for the Perverts
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Kristen Cavallari’s Sleazy Fake Titty Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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New Kind of Car Wash. So Modern and High Tech!
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Distracted Driver…
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Gash Flash
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Feet Assist the Dildo Ride.
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Hot Twerking….
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Tattoo Nudes!
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Girl and her Fuck Machine!
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Cute Nude Reveal….
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Orange Hair and Glasses!
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Clown Spanking Weirdness
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30 People Having a Shitty….
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How’s her Grip!
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Bitches Be Crazy…..
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One Night Stand
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Pussy to Ass
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The Uber Challenge….
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You’ve heard of a Chairlift but have you heard of a Chair Lick?!
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A Lesson in Oral Reflexology
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3 girls You NEED for a 1-Night-Stand
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That’s a Little Gush for a Big Girl…
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23 People Having a Shitty Day…
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Tinder Pussy
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Nude Model Nude
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Yes Daddy Dildo Show
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Breyana Moore is a Naked Maid!
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Colombian Cocking Chair…
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FTV MILFs with Serena
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Squirt in her Eye…
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Evgenia Talanina Roped Up!
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What Anus is This?
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Naked Shoppers
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Peeing on her Black Dildo….Is that Racist?
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Bugging Out – Girl in Bugs!
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2021

09

Apr

Sarah Beatie – Nacho Sarah Tits of the Day

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There was a time I was not banned off Twitter for making fun of some low level celebrity….who was Brian de Palma’s stepdaughter cuz her mom was a whore…and who the mom said she’d get me deleted before being deleted for calling her a whore….these things happen.

During this time I was not banned on Twitter, I followed this Twitter celebrity called Sarah Beattie or Nacho Sarah who had massive boobs that she never showed well writing her comedy….she was a more interesting viral tweeter than Chrissy Teigen…which isn’t say much but that bitch became America’s sweetheart despite being a pile of shit because of her unstable twitter. and far bigger tits…and sure women being funny is always hit or miss in this patriarchal and misogynist world….according to unfunny girls who blame men for not succeeding…instead of just being fucking funny about it…and since I don’t have twitter anymore, I can’t really tell you the kinds of jokes she writes…I actually hate all jokes and feel like laughter is idiotic and best suited for retards in helmets drooling on themselves while jerking off at the public pool…as retards do….

I don’t remember if I found her funny, or if I was just waiting for her tits….and as it turns out…the tits have arrived because like other smart girls out there…she’s cashing in on the premium content thing as she fucking should because boobs this big need to be seen and she can still write her jokes and sell her boobs or whatever she writes her comedy for…it’ll just be more enjoyable for us now that we can see her tits…

Now I don’t endorse OnlyFans, but if it gets girls who otherwise wouldn’t get naked the opportunity to make millions of dollars getting naked, taking the whole “Show me your tits”…..”not for a million dollars…but maybe 1.5 million over the course of 3-6 months”…..official..

Everyone has a price and now the collective can pay it and all kinds of good stuff is coming out of the woodwork because Nacho Sarah had no reason to show her tits, now she’s got the best reason…MONEY.

So FIND HER ON TWITTER if you want to jerk off to her tits while reading her tweets about paying out her family for her getting naked on the internet…

can’t decide if I should apologize to my family for starting an onlyfans or give them a percentage for fucking me up

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) April 6, 2021

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2021

09

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I know they are talking VACCINE passports, but we need On/Off passports where each and every girl you walk by sets off a notification on your phone that allows you to see her On/Off pics..from that day…so you don’t have to bother imagining.

Any coders out there want to help me build this out?

Thanks…..

Here’s a bunch of On/Offs to inspire you…

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2021

09

Apr

Miley Cyrus Nude of the Day

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Here’s some MIley Cyrus showing off her teeth, which are either a grill, or just mangled before the veneers are put on, and who fucking cares about her teeth, she’s n the bath holding her titties…bitch don’t need teeth at all…if anything no teeth would be more exciting….you know to relive the gummy blowjob your creepy grandpa used to give you back on the farm when growing up….a feeling that may have traumatized you your entire life…Grandpas aren’t supposed to to that to you…they’re supposed to give you Werthers Originals, not treat your dick like a Werthers Original…plus that’s queer…but a feeling you seek out…you know nostalgia…and he did teach you how to fish, hunt and take care of a horse…there were good qualities to grandpa….not all perverted and abusive…

Ok…

Miley Cyrus in bath, holding tit, giving you a big smile, nice….Disney Trained so this content is masterful and professional all while looking amateur…and authentic…when nothing anyone in Hollywood does is Authentic…it’s all contrived bullshit.

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2021

09

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if Frog Butts are the pose of the future, but I have a feeling they might be, since all humans are lazy fucks who sit in front of a computer all fucking day, so when taking slutty selfies of themselves they’re limited to only so many positions without having to actually use effort and stand up, you know they LAY ON YOUR BACK AND STAR FISH while you fuck cuz you think you are too hot for the guy you are fucking or because you don’t want to get off your damn phone while he fucks you…you know what I mean…

The Frog Butt allows fat girls to seem less fat if they arch their back enough, and it’s all done on their knees, no standin up required…and that’s a wonderful thing for you lazy fucks out there trying to make money in lazy ways like selling nudes…and good for us perverted who like ass looking it’s biggest and roundest….optical illusions or not..it’s the internet and we know it’s all fake…but we still believe…

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2021

09

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Elizabeth Hurley is deader than Price Philip and that they just keep her feed going with archived images of her and if she’s not dead…she’s white haired and playing bridge in some retirement community…they just understood the scam that is the internet and that if you have a big enough archive…you can be a bikini model forever even posthumously….

Speaking of Austin Powers, I saw people are trying to cancel Austin Powers, which you may remember Elizabeth Hurley from….because they had some Asian character named Suck a Fuck a Lot or some Cream of Some Young Guy…which could have been some other Asian Racism that I am sure Austin Powers himself really doesn’t give a fuck about as he polishes one of his 3 private jets because motherfucker got paid… RICH FROM RACISM…

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