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2021

23

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Support the tiny tits community of tiny tits because tiny tits are not inadequate tits like they are marketed by the mainstream media, they are more compact, full of personality,tits that are probably the way tits are supposed to be if you all weren’t so fat….

I like Tiny tits as much as nice big tits, but statistically, tiny tits are nicer than big tits, because nice big tits have too many things working against them, like how saggy or fat they are, how saggy or fat the host body is, how big or downward pointed the nipples are, while nice tiny tits are far more manageable…and don’t really have the chance to have nasty big nips aiming to their feet…but rather a perkiness..

So fight this war on Breast Implants and tell all the tiny tits you meet or see that you’re a fan of all they have to offer, unless they are on fat chicks, because small tits on fat chicks is a curse, since the only redeeming quality of a fat girl is fat tits…

All this to say….EMPOWER small tits by looking at ALL these SMALL tits.

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2021

23

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Daughter in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s pretty amazing to think that we are old enough to remember the 90s when Brooke Burke was marketed as the hottest thing out of Playboy who went onto host what was the greatest concept in TV shows for a guy who liked to party….Wild On…the Travel Show about going to parties around the globe, something Tara Reid saw and decided to fully commit her life to, without even being on TV, but rather just using her celebrity and money to live that dream, only to hag the fuck out of herself, while the host of the show Brooke Burke, probably didn’t even bother drinking when going around the globe interviewing drunk people…

But yeah, we’re old enough to remember a half naked, or fully naked Brooke Burke, before she became a mom, and now we’re looking at her daughter’s tits in a bikini like a bunch of perverts that no one wants hanging around the pool on July 4th weekend because we’re creeping out the younger generation and parents alike…even though girl is over 18…they still think we are creepy…but if you’re in a bikini with your tits out…we have no real choice but to look…

So here’s Neriah Fisher…in a bikini….as Brooke Burke’s daughter you’ll like, she’s 21, it’s not that creepy.

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2021

23

Mar

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I watched two COVID rapid tests on food products test positive for COVID….BEER and a Grape….which makes me think we should really BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE….even though science is actually as subjective as anything else because if you’re an anti-covid person they discount as a redneck idiot or a conspiracy theorist….based on the same numbers they are playing up to justify the covid thing to make it work for their agenda…or at least China’s agenda, because I saw China is doing more business than ever thanks the USA being in Lockdown….so don’t believe all science…believe what you want to believe in…and I choose to believe that THE RATIO is critical science that has been researched enough, at least with my boner, to know that the bigger the hips and the smaller the waist, is the girl I’d rather be sticking my dick in….no matter what she weighs in on…that hourglass BODY…is scientifically what men want to fuck…so here are a bunch of girls showing off their ratio knowing it’s an asset far more important than TITTY size or PUSSY tightness….the Ratio is what makes them look like women and not confused dudes with mental health issues who cut off their dicks for attention like kids in the 90s used to do with body modifications and outfits from Hot Topic…a little more dramatic…but you need to always level up…year after year…it is what keeps us a PROGRESSIVE people…LOL….

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2021

23

Mar

Addison Rae Booty Shorts of the Day

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Addison Rae is some 20 year old TikTok star to remind you that there are no standards in the stars they create anymore….anyone with an audience, gets plucked up by a Kardashian, and ends up mattering as they all circle jerk each other to the top of the food chain…

THis one was an teenage TikTok Dancer, she’s now 20, but in being a TikTok Dancer, they’ve decided to release MUSIC with her as the FRONT…on some MIlli Vanilli shit…because none of these bitches actually sing…they just have 80 million global followers and people can make money off them…

She’s got a fat ass, maybe thanks to being from Louisiana, and we like fat asses…even if they aren’t the best fat asses….

She’s only been doing TikTok since summer of 2019, and already so fucking famous…pretty insane how the internet is so idiotic.

I guess every generation needs their pop idols that the old guard don’t understand, and this is one of those times, but she’s in shorts with her ass out, so good for her on all her bullshit contrived successes that are getting her seriously fucking paid.

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2021

23

Mar

Madison Pettis Lingerie of the Day

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Madison Pettis remains the virtually unknown child star, who is currently in some straight to DVD/STREAMING American Pie movie that I refuse to watch, but that impresses me that the American Pie legacy is still making these people stupid money off stupid movies, that at the time they came out were pretty fucking viral back when that meant going to a theatre and buying tickets to the shit…making everyone involved idiotic money….but yeah Madison Pettis, the new Shannon Elizabeth? Maybe…what ever happened to Shannon Elizabeth, I remember when she was THE hottest celebrity out there, it sort of ended disappointing for her….bot that this is about the 90s….even though I am 90…it’s about Pettis…who is only in existence or on my radar thanks to Rihanna casting her as one of her lingerie models….but who is probably in existence to other people cuz she was a child star…no longer a child…but hot and half naked…which is better…

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2021

23

Mar

Natalie Jayne Roser Nipples of the Day

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Natalie Roser is a hot Australian bikini model, which I guess all Australians I know of are pretty hot, but that could just be because I ignore the uglies, because I am sure there are uglies, it’s just that they don’t pop up on the instagram explore page for rocking bikinis…so my vision of Australia, thanks to social media and stereotypes of Australians, based on all the drunken Australians I’ve met, is that they’ve allowed their criminal lineage to make them fun people, because as you know, criminals don’t give a fuck, like having a good time, and thanks to being ocean based…they also have hot bikini bodies…it’s a cultural thing….

I don’t know if it’s racist to say that Australians are a degenerate group of hot chicks who like to get drunk, fuck and have a good time, if anything that’s probably the slogan the Tourism board should use, until those who don’t like getting fucked, drunk and having a good time, while in bikinis will CRY about…

Now I don’t know what this TITTY pic is for, but it’s a TITTY pic…and that’s what matters!

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2021

23

Mar

McKayla Maroney Dressed Like a Secretary of the Day

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I am an asshole for a lot of reasons, if this site was more relevant I would be publicly cancelled by the internet of idiots for sure, they just don’t know I exist….and those who did know I exist that I offended over the last 16 years have forgot I existed…so I am basically INVISIBLE on this horrible internet machine….

I call fat girls fat, I call ugly girls ugly, I call lame ass girls not doing their best, but pandering to the male audience in the lamest way, as everyone tries to go viral and get their bullshit internet clout that means nothing, but that I guess makes people money…

I call pussies pussies, I call bullshit when I see it, and I’m no expert on anything….but the most offensive thing I probably do in this era of cancel all men, cancel the patriarchy, when all I do is repost the content the non-patriarchy produce of themselves…..is VICTIM BLAME…not that I blame victims for people abusing them…I just blame them for not getting out of the situation sooner…because if someone put his fingers in my fat pussy while I’m there for a sore ankle…motherfucker is getting his face bit off…

So I do not subscribe to VICTIMS having no accountability to their being victimized…if you get killed, beat up, raped, abused…you have a responsibility to speak the fuck up and get out of the situation…unless they are kids…

In this case….they were kids….and I BLAME THE PARENTS who are so daft they don’t know their kid is being abused…that’s negligence…so I don’t VICTIM BLAME…or think Maroney is responsible for some dirty fucking doctor playing dirty fucking doctor…

Maroney took the settlement, didn’t testify, which I would have done too, cash the fuck in whether it fixes what happened or not….but the viral Gymnast is back and her booty is fucking huge in these pants….because I guess that’s how Gymnast Bodies grow when taken off their performance enhancement pills….and become hormonally women….when the flipping and cartwheels end…

Anyway, fuck the US Gymnastics program….and the shitty parents with their Olympic dreams, while looking a Maroney’s big ass….

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2021

23

Mar

What Book is Brittney Palmer Reading of the Day

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BRITTNEY PALMER Is the hotter of the two original UFC Octagon girls, who is also an artist and I guess a nude model with a premium content site that probably makes her a shit ton of money.

I will assume that this is a trailer or preview video of her premium content, which involves her showing off that she reads actual books, which as far as I am concerned is one of the biggest turn ons out there, not because she’s topless when she reads, or even because she’s got a hot body, but becuase in this era of idiots who are too pre-occupied being idiots on social media…not taking any time to themselves to actually sit down and read books, because no one reads books anymore, they are too busy reading memes…and that in and of itself surrounds us with fucking idiots.

That’s not to say a bitch posing with a book is even a bitch reading the book, or being informed or her mind expanded by the book, it’s just to say at least she’s integrated books into her content, because all these Kardashian idolizing fucks out there….NEED to read more books…and take less selfies…or even take selfies with the books…just be sure to READ the book you A-D-D retard fucks…and not just pretend…evne though it’s an era of everyone pretending…

PS…she shows her tits…

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2021

23

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants Motherfuckers…

It may be marketed as creepy when you get caught looking at a girl in tight pants through the hole in her fence, or the cameras you have set up in her bathroom because you’re a 50 year old man and she’ your 23 year old neighbor…but I like to argue that she’s the one in the tight pants, showing us all her bits, and that triggers us to do crazy things….whether they are right or wrong….unfortunately, that’s the same logic as “she was wearing a short skirt” that rapists use because RAPISTS have ruined it for all us voyeurs who are harmless and know the girls won’t fuck us, but that doesn’t mean we won’t climb the firescape to watch them shower…now does it…

But luckily, in this era of selfie idiots being everywhere, we have an amble supply of tight pants to normalize tight pants in public so that we don’t get into a legal mess over our love for tight pants and the pussy they hug….and can instead just jerk off to tight pants from the comfort of our own homes….instead of in public where it is illegal….so here’s those tight pants to help you deal with the tight pants you see everyday that you can’t jack off to…cuz girls LOVE tight pants…