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2024

31

Jan

Padma Lakshmi’s Cooking with Tits of the Day

Padma’s TV show may not be called cooking with tits, I don’t know if she’s even an actual cook, or if that’s some polarizing scam she’s pulled.

I just know that she doesn’t use her breast milk for her recipes….not that she’s still got breast milk but if she did it would probably be spoiled breast milk, maybe even yogurt breast milk, perfect for her Mango Lassi drink that she’s being paid to promote because she’s Indian….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

I do know that she still uses her breasts to get noticed, the 50 year old who makes babies with multiple billionaires because she’s mastered the system in seducing billionaires, recently did SI Swim despite being old, showing off the tits, now she’s in tight clothing showing off the tits….so we should help her monetize the tits, even though her vaginas done all the monetizing it needs to, at least for her billion dollar baby….

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2024

31

Jan

Anna Kochanius is the Instagram Of The Day

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Anna Kochanius has a lot of followers on her instagram, she’s almost got 600,000 followers who are clearly there for all the right reasons.

Her instagram bio reads “genetically gifted” and I have no idea what she could possibly mean by that, but I’ll assume she’s talking about her tits.

Some may see that as small titty shaming, some “LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU”….because of the big tits, but the truth is she could be talking about something else.

Maybe she has a strong immune system, maybe she’s a fast runner, maybe she is able to jump high…maybe she has 20/20 vision, I don’t know what other genetic gifts she could mean, so I’ll keep assuming she’s talking about her tits and really with tits like this, that’s probably all you can talk about, it’s all anyone notices, it’s all anyone wants, it’s all she is…a giant set of tits and clearly that’s enough!

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

31

Jan

What has Kelly Gale’s Tits Been Up To of the Day

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I am a pretty fucking lazy person who is not really interested in anything celebrity, pop culture, model, babe, half naked chick, porn chick…it’s all really repetitive and dull…I just update this site angrily because I have a mental problem.

So I haven’t really checked in on Kelly Gale, in fact if it wasn’t for my hairdresser friend who is not gay, despite being a little limp in the wrists, I would have forgot her all together, but he just loves her tits and trying to figure out if they are real, gel packs, inserts or a combination of being half Swedish and half Indian, raised the slut breeding Australa…

As it turns out, she still doing some model shit, she still has the tits, and overall, I think she’s pretty lovely….remnants of Victoria’s Secret Past….revisiting us in social media hipster slut content….FUN.

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2024

31

Jan

Dora Madison Burge Beach Bikini of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is some old Hollywood icon, they call her Janes Mansfield cuz her head game strong…

I don’t know what that means, but I do know that Jane Mansfield was decapitated and I assume all the lower level actresses who tried to make it in a pre-social media era were good at sucking dick….they are actors, best be as fucking performative as you fucking can when trying to get a job, you go for that OSCAR potential dick suck…

She’s adapted to social media in her old age….because she’s posted her ass and nips consistently and in a world that reduces women to their tits, she’s perfect fodder for a site that reduces women to their tits as a social commentary to how the world reduces women to their tits, while also liking tits….

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2024

31

Jan

Colleen is the Instagram Of The Day

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I wonder what Colleen is famous for?

I wonder what Colleen went viral for?

I wonder what Colleen’s marketing skills and talents are?

I wonder what Colleen does to make her money?

Will we ever crack the complex code of internet celebrity COLLEEN?

We’ll never know!

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I haven’t figured out where to find hard nipples in public during the winter. It seems like there are so many winter jackets that are kept on, or that the heat is on so high that the nipples don’t get hard in the shirts like they do in air conditioned environments, which leads me to think that we need to ban winter jackets, so that the ladies get cold like they do in the summer, or maybe we just need to increase our carbon footprint so that global warming happens and this deep freeze of a country becomes a lot more tropical….because a life without COLD tit, is a life not worth living.

Can you believe I still write about tits all day, after all these years, even with low testosterone, like it’s an addiction or obsession, I mean it’s not even entertaining or funny, but yet it’s ALL I know…because for whatever reason, it’s all I think about….and I’m not even into tits…just conversationally…

I blame the internet!

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2024

30

Jan

Rachel Zegler Nipples in a Tank Top of the Day

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Rachel Zegler is some 22 year old “It-Girl” that the industry is trying to present or create as some “It-Girl” because Stephen Speilberg himself, the lord and savior to these Hollywood cucks, cast her himself after jerking off to her Youtube Channel like she was Madison Beer, unless that was just a rumor and he found her on twitter when casting West Side Story….same/same but a more marketable story…who fucking cares…she’s here.

What I do know is that she’s been put into a bunch of movies, she’s won awards that are typically seen as prestigious, which I find hard to believe because actors who have spent a life at their craft don’t win them, but some punk High School drama club kid comes along in one movie role and wins….SCRIPTED FUCKING BULLSHIT…

She’s also Snow White in the live action coming out this year…and probably offended some Disney traditionalists who find her too tanned….she’s wearing a white shirt…where I assume her tanned nipples are made visible…straight from her Instagram, like that shit’s a porn site or her OnlyFans….

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2024

30

Jan

Lily Rose Depp is the Titty Exposing Lesbian of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Lily Rose Depp with her lesbian lover, because she has a lesbian lover and this girl she’s with could potentially be that lesbian lover, the world is full of lesbians, despite it being an unnatural state, since women are supposed to want to breed, but I guess they can just get sperm of Craigslist and inseminate themselves with it while a chick eats their clit and sits on their face..

Modern and futuristic breeding in a world where men aren’t needed except to jerk off in the corner making their fresh lesbian sperm.

Anyway, I forgot that I liked Lily Rose Depp and that I stopped checking in on her exhibitionism. All showing her tits to anyone who wants to see her tits, because she’s European, or because she likes the attention, you can never tell with these rich girls raised by the likes of Johnny Depp.

So I saw some pics of her in a potentially see through top…saw some other pics from November where she’s definitely in a see-through top…and the whole thing was a nice reminder of the celebrity daughter I dig even though she’s a lesbian and from my experiences, lesbians are mean, angry and basically the worst.

Here are the old pics from November that I never saw but that are on her IG, RACY RACY pervert girl…

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2024

30

Jan

Rita Ora Tits Hit Number 1 of the Day

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Rita Ora is a goddess, a hot bodied, big titty, Albanian refugee goddess.

I don’t care what all the haters have to say, this girl was signed and ready to be a top performing popstar over a decade ago. Her career got cockblocked by Rihanna, who was the real earner for Jay Z’s label, making them pay her out and forcing her to fend for herself with a lot of fucking money in her pocket….

She aimlessly brought the tits to events, sometimes more than one event a day, she dated top level producers like Calvin Harris, and still barely had a hit…despite being more than capable of having hits….with the tits…

She’s finally older and settled with some Taikia David Cohen Waikiki motherfucker, so that motherfucker gets to play house with the tits…but at least we get to look on and see her finally reach her stride, or hit the success she has deserved when people would laugh at her thinking she was just some nobody with tits at all the parties.

Rita Ora’s song has hit number 1 apparently, this is GIANT news for a decade of struggles, if having hot tits, access and a lot of money, fans and brand sposorships and hosting opportunities is struggling….it’s not….it’s just hard on the ego when you could have hits and don’t, but now she does…so fingers crossed that we get more TITS.

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2024

30

Jan

Hailey Bieber’s Thong Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Hailey Bieber greased herself up for some on-beach photoshoot with one of her tanned homies….

It’s a night time shoot, so creative, in some tropical destination but that didn’t stop the Christian Trad Wife to Justin Bieber from stripping down in a skimpy bathing suit and top that looks like you can see her nipples.

At first glance, you’d think it was two chicks being silly and drunk on vacation doing their best photoshoot impression for their social media, but these are professionals or at least are considered professionals at the top of their game now that they’ve been social media selfie producers for as long as they have and THIS is part of a bigger direct to consumer brand campaign for Bieber’s lucrative beauty brand because she’s influential.

So this is what marketing looks like, which is nice, cuz she looks hot and you can jerk off to it….especially knowing she’s a Christian Trad Wife….makes her nipples selling product all the hotter.

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