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2021

24

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Tit Makes an Appearance of the Day

I genuinely like Sydney Sweeney…she’s got a hot body, monster tits, she didn’t come up in social media but instead just appeared in our lives thanks to the Hollywood industry still creating talent that they pull from who the fuck knows where, I’ll assume some laboratory or training facility in the desert somewhere that no one talks about, I mean they need their idols for you to fall for and listen to…and they need those idols to have big tits so that we all get sucked in and hypnotized…

For the sake of argument, let’s assume she randomly moved to LA to go to castings at 18, and it just sort of worked out for her….she lucked out amongst the 1000 of other girls going for the same thing….and that’s fine too…since we get to see them titties….they’re important titties….and I would assume those titties in both scenarios played a KEY reason for her celebrity…because tits get hits….they are the most powerful thing a girl could have…and she’s got a lot of em…

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2021

24

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Arguably the most important advancement in humanity since Social Media was designed to make us hate each other, while trying to platform ourselves, to have some sort of voice or personal brand, because we think we fucking matter, even though we don’t…..but why not have somewhere to take a position on bullshit things like the social justice warrrior you think you should be…all fighting for the oppressed and denouncing yourself as the opressor…because you can only be one or the other….and you best choose the right side, otherwise no one will work with you, collab with you, pay you…..scared into your position thanks to social pressure….but yeah…thanks to social media all those pussy definitions I look at when I see girls in leggings can be uploaded to the internet for me to get all the pussy definition I need…which is a lot of pussy definition since I never get bored of this shit….I can stare at pussy being hugged by pants jacked into pussy ALL day….and sometimes I do…

So here’s a bunch of girls with pussy definition they want you to see because having a vagina, a real life vagina, is an asset now that men are cutting their dicks off to get clout, to fit in, or to apologize for being men…

I randomly ended up on a person’s instagram pic, just a random nobody, maybe a waiter from around here…and his post was an anti-man post, like DUDE got sucked into the agenda….just a regular dude….apologizing for being born a white man and thus the source of all evil in the world…so PUSSY for PUSSIES….who I hope still like pussy because pussy is wonderful….but not wonderful enough to fold your dick inside out to have one of your own…
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2021

24

Mar

Brighton Sharbino’s Alright of the Day

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Brighton Sharbino is from The Walking Dead, I’ve never seen that bullshit, but I am into her social meida hustle. She’s only 18 years old, but already dancing around showing off her body for ALL the perverts who WATCHED The Walking Dead because you know as well as I do that that show catered to fucking nerd weirdos who would make you feel uncomfortable if you ever went to a stripclub with them, because I’ve been to stripclubs with socially awkward nerds and it was always a fucking disaster…motherfucker couldn’t contain himself…like the time I worked at a Pharmacy as a stock boy and they had me overlook some developmentally challenged person on some work program…so I’d talk to him about all I knew….the cashier’s nipple rings…and dude got WAY too fucking into it….his handler hand to train him to not grab the cashier’s tits….that for whatever reason I was blamed for him trying to grab every shift they worked on together for a solid month….when I was just making conversation..

What I am saying is that NERDS who watched this girl on TV, who saw her COMICON pics, won’t be able to handle her dive into influencer tiktok dancer to solidify her already lucrative career she’s trying to take to bigger and better places…

Here is her sister Saxon – Keep it in the family…

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2021

24

Mar

Dove Cameron’s Titty Top of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some Disney Kid that’s is also a recording artist..because Disney knows how to source these kids, train them and sell them off to the industry or the public….because she’s got 40 million fans…which is a crazy amount of people considering that she’s not even a household name…it’s just a reminder that the internet isn’t reality…

She’s also a reminder that if you’re not the cutest, you can always hack the fuck out of your face with injections so that you look like every other motherfucker out there, because not looking the fucking same kind of muppet would mean you are anti-conforming, in a society filled with conformist, that indivuality must be ERASED….because individuality, that’s made to be something to be shameful of…why be different when you can be like everyone else..

I think she’s cast to be in the Live Action Power Puff girls you creepy fucks will likely watch….but she’s also promoting some bullshit song, because get paid when you can…

I’m only here because of the titty top….I am basic like that…

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2021

24

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls are a lot of fun, but I like to think all girls are a lot of fun, they don’t need weed to make them fun, but in this case, they are WEED girls….getting naked for the cause…

Weed is legal in Canada, as it should be, it’s a fucking plant that has health benefits, that grows basically anywhere, and has zero processing involved, making it a direct “EARTH TO LUNG” situation….where as everything else we consume is filled with shitty chemicals that cause cancer and have no real upside…like GETTING HIGH…

If you’ve ever smoked weed, you’ll know how ridiculous of a scam it is that the Government would take that right from you, that they would make you a criminal because you like getting stoned….it’s crazy….because weed wears off in about 10 – 20 mintues from smoking it….the lamest thing to be arrested for…probably the lamest drug too…just ask drug enthusiast Demi Lovato who will say it’s no Heroin, Crack, MDMA or METH….all things that didn’t cancel her…while innocent weed gets everyone cancelled..

Point being, chicks will get naked or any reason, cause, movement, as long as they can get likes, follows and collabs….to matter….so weed’s as good an idustry as any for that…and these are some of those contributors…

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2021

24

Mar

Sofia Richie Looking Good of the Day

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I don’t know what these Sofia Richie pictures are all about, she says it’s just her lounging at her very expensive looking house, because she’s Lionel Richie’s daughter, and is richer than most….so expensive things is all she knows…

She’s in a silk robe looking thing and she’s showing a lot of leg and it’s a nice reminder that she’s Lionel’s daughter….who is actually his daughter…unlike that Nicole…who was adopted in the weirdest fucking way that makes no sense to me…but you know the rich…they like babies…LOL..

I heard Paris Hilton has a new Reality Show with Lindsay Lohan that Nicole may be a part of, so we’ll all have a reason to live again..but in the meantime, we can stare at the younger generation, since it’s hotter, more perverted, exhibitionists, fun….

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2021

24

Mar

Cara Delevingne’s Fingering her Asshole Stance of the Day

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It looks like Cara Delevingne has been cast for some fitness or athletic leisurewear company which is only funny to me because I think of her as more of a drunk party girl who likely does recreational drugs with all her other rich and overhyped friends…meaning she’s got zero to do with fitness…but she’s skinny….

It’s like how Kate Hudson has a fitness line when girl drinks three bottles of wine a night according to my assumptions since I don’t actually know what any of these idiots do….

In these shots, you can see Cara doing weird vaginal things like fingering her asshole, pussy illuminati….and a titty grab…and the whole thing is stupid, lesbian humor…but she’s skinny…

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2021

24

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Today has been a day filled with fat hate…in part because I’ve always hated my fat wife’s body, but more importantly her smell, but also the fact that I have to help her wipe her ass, or get off the couch as I keep feeding her and feeding her at her request in hopes it kills her fat ass off as it is supposed to…but it takes too damn long this dying of obesity thing…

I am also fat and have been fat shamed by basically everyone and I agree with their stance, being fat is failure, laziness, lack of discipline and disgusting…even if you’re genetically predisposed to it, you can be LESS fat…you victim fucks….

SO I can relate to those feeling shame about being fat, I hear you, but think you’re disgusting for not working out….which is why I like to post these girls who are self-proclaimed fit girls…some working out…some not working out….all doing the right thing to inspire you to at least look at hot fit chicks, to get you off from the fat chicks they are feeding us as normal…

I have been a member of the gym in the past, I never worked out, but the girls were fucking hot to watch work out…because fitness is hot…even if its not for you…or the fat wife in your life…so enjoy.

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2021

24

Mar

Faith Schroder Bikini Dance of the Day

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Faith Schroder may be some irrelevant influencer who basically has no influence but is trying to pretend she does by getting half naked in bikinis for attention, which is pretty funny if you think about it, since she’s some LA based rich kid with a superstar, albeit no longer a superstar, but who was a superstar celebrity dad that everyone hates for paying off some teenage killer’s bail….which you can’t hold against this idiot, because you know that her morals and values lie with the general consensus of instagram, not those of her family, cuz the media is THAT powerful…it brainwashes these fools….with all their whining, activism, you can’t say you don’t believe in, even if you don’t believe in it, because you FEAR being cancelled too much to bother…so post the meme, the hashtag and go on with your vapid and useless life…solid…apathy while too busy caring about themselves to care about other shit that doesn’t matter.

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini and has a ridiculous body, and that’s about as important as she needs to be, or as relevant as she needs to be, or as political as she needs to be…because sometimes looking at hot young bikini bodies reminds you that the world isn’t just fat vegan feminist lesbians with blue hair trying to invert their genitals to be other genders crying about the white man’s patriarchy and how they were mansplained too once and now suffer severe trauma that leads to overeating because of it….if you know what I mean…

Here’s her sister CAMBRIE SCHRODER doing the same half naked huslte they all do – KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY!

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2021

24

Mar

Olivia Jade Booty Shorts

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Aunt Becky’s Youtuber Daughter that got her mom arrested thanks to being so fucking rich and useless that she couldn’t get into college without the family breaking laws and breaking the colleges, ending up in jail because they just wanted the best for their daughter, knowing that her generation are just useless fucks into selfies….IS BACK….

Not that you noticed that the social media influencer, or aspiring influencer was gone, but I saw in passing that she deactivated her shit while her family went through their rich person crisis….by getting locked the fuck up….which is hilarious when you think about it….sent to prison for paying to get your idiot kid into a school….

Well, in being back, she’s wearing a skimpy top, so you know she’s serious about this influencer thing, knowing that she’s got limited options because they’re all traumatized about sending her to another school…PTSD shit…not that you need school when you’re already rich and in the right place…schooling is for the normals….not the LA rich…they’re more into monetizing social media followings…EXCITING…but I prefer sex tapes.

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