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2021

Mar

Madison Pettis Lingerie of the Day

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Madison Pettis remains the virtually unknown child star, who is currently in some straight to DVD/STREAMING American Pie movie that I refuse to watch, but that impresses me that the American Pie legacy is still making these people stupid money off stupid movies, that at the time they came out were pretty fucking viral back when that meant going to a theatre and buying tickets to the shit…making everyone involved idiotic money….but yeah Madison Pettis, the new Shannon Elizabeth? Maybe…what ever happened to Shannon Elizabeth, I remember when she was THE hottest celebrity out there, it sort of ended disappointing for her….bot that this is about the 90s….even though I am 90…it’s about Pettis…who is only in existence or on my radar thanks to Rihanna casting her as one of her lingerie models….but who is probably in existence to other people cuz she was a child star…no longer a child…but hot and half naked…which is better…

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2021

Mar

Natalie Jayne Roser Nipples of the Day

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Natalie Roser is a hot Australian bikini model, which I guess all Australians I know of are pretty hot, but that could just be because I ignore the uglies, because I am sure there are uglies, it’s just that they don’t pop up on the instagram explore page for rocking bikinis…so my vision of Australia, thanks to social media and stereotypes of Australians, based on all the drunken Australians I’ve met, is that they’ve allowed their criminal lineage to make them fun people, because as you know, criminals don’t give a fuck, like having a good time, and thanks to being ocean based…they also have hot bikini bodies…it’s a cultural thing….

I don’t know if it’s racist to say that Australians are a degenerate group of hot chicks who like to get drunk, fuck and have a good time, if anything that’s probably the slogan the Tourism board should use, until those who don’t like getting fucked, drunk and having a good time, while in bikinis will CRY about…

Now I don’t know what this TITTY pic is for, but it’s a TITTY pic…and that’s what matters!

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2021

Mar

McKayla Maroney Dressed Like a Secretary of the Day

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I am an asshole for a lot of reasons, if this site was more relevant I would be publicly cancelled by the internet of idiots for sure, they just don’t know I exist….and those who did know I exist that I offended over the last 16 years have forgot I existed…so I am basically INVISIBLE on this horrible internet machine….

I call fat girls fat, I call ugly girls ugly, I call lame ass girls not doing their best, but pandering to the male audience in the lamest way, as everyone tries to go viral and get their bullshit internet clout that means nothing, but that I guess makes people money…

I call pussies pussies, I call bullshit when I see it, and I’m no expert on anything….but the most offensive thing I probably do in this era of cancel all men, cancel the patriarchy, when all I do is repost the content the non-patriarchy produce of themselves…..is VICTIM BLAME…not that I blame victims for people abusing them…I just blame them for not getting out of the situation sooner…because if someone put his fingers in my fat pussy while I’m there for a sore ankle…motherfucker is getting his face bit off…

So I do not subscribe to VICTIMS having no accountability to their being victimized…if you get killed, beat up, raped, abused…you have a responsibility to speak the fuck up and get out of the situation…unless they are kids…

In this case….they were kids….and I BLAME THE PARENTS who are so daft they don’t know their kid is being abused…that’s negligence…so I don’t VICTIM BLAME…or think Maroney is responsible for some dirty fucking doctor playing dirty fucking doctor…

Maroney took the settlement, didn’t testify, which I would have done too, cash the fuck in whether it fixes what happened or not….but the viral Gymnast is back and her booty is fucking huge in these pants….because I guess that’s how Gymnast Bodies grow when taken off their performance enhancement pills….and become hormonally women….when the flipping and cartwheels end…

Anyway, fuck the US Gymnastics program….and the shitty parents with their Olympic dreams, while looking a Maroney’s big ass….

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2021

Mar

What Book is Brittney Palmer Reading of the Day

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BRITTNEY PALMER Is the hotter of the two original UFC Octagon girls, who is also an artist and I guess a nude model with a premium content site that probably makes her a shit ton of money.

I will assume that this is a trailer or preview video of her premium content, which involves her showing off that she reads actual books, which as far as I am concerned is one of the biggest turn ons out there, not because she’s topless when she reads, or even because she’s got a hot body, but becuase in this era of idiots who are too pre-occupied being idiots on social media…not taking any time to themselves to actually sit down and read books, because no one reads books anymore, they are too busy reading memes…and that in and of itself surrounds us with fucking idiots.

That’s not to say a bitch posing with a book is even a bitch reading the book, or being informed or her mind expanded by the book, it’s just to say at least she’s integrated books into her content, because all these Kardashian idolizing fucks out there….NEED to read more books…and take less selfies…or even take selfies with the books…just be sure to READ the book you A-D-D retard fucks…and not just pretend…evne though it’s an era of everyone pretending…

PS…she shows her tits…

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2021

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants Motherfuckers…

It may be marketed as creepy when you get caught looking at a girl in tight pants through the hole in her fence, or the cameras you have set up in her bathroom because you’re a 50 year old man and she’ your 23 year old neighbor…but I like to argue that she’s the one in the tight pants, showing us all her bits, and that triggers us to do crazy things….whether they are right or wrong….unfortunately, that’s the same logic as “she was wearing a short skirt” that rapists use because RAPISTS have ruined it for all us voyeurs who are harmless and know the girls won’t fuck us, but that doesn’t mean we won’t climb the firescape to watch them shower…now does it…

But luckily, in this era of selfie idiots being everywhere, we have an amble supply of tight pants to normalize tight pants in public so that we don’t get into a legal mess over our love for tight pants and the pussy they hug….and can instead just jerk off to tight pants from the comfort of our own homes….instead of in public where it is illegal….so here’s those tight pants to help you deal with the tight pants you see everyday that you can’t jack off to…cuz girls LOVE tight pants…

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2021

Mar

Beer Tests Positive for Covid Using Rapid Test….and Other Videos of the Day

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Spring Breakers Brawl

Beating the Train…

Head Wax…

Crazy 5D Animation

Failed Marksmanship

Girls Do a Stupid Fucking Workout

Stop Asian Driver Hate

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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Free vaccines should make you suspicious because I’ve always been told you get what you pay for, hence this site being garbage, cuz it is free, I apply the same logic to all things…

But you can get a free donut if you prove you had a free vaccine….to train you into showing your medical records to a fucking donut shop….for a 1 dollar donut you dumb fucks…

I am not a conspiracy person, I just do math and my math says that if you have a virus that kills 1.8 percent of people who get the virus according to their published numbers, and you fall into that 1.8 percent…you’re likely going to die of something else if you caught that too because you are unhealthy…

It’s the brainwashing of society that’s been going on since before TV was invented….just think of all the girls you’ve met who dance the choreographed dance to the pop song they play at the club….the listening to the pop song is bad enough, but knowing every dance….is proof you’re a fucking puppet….

Now I won’t get into the Colorado shooting, or why there’s another shooting in Colorado, but that may be worth googling….

I will say that normalizing fat and saying fat is beautiful is just another lie…to kill you all….

THEY WANT YOU DEAD….or sick…just consuming and mindless…but I’ll just spend my days staring at tits….but be careful out there…

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Booty Girl at the Gym Thinks her Pants Ripped Doing Squats…Funny
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Hot Model Offered 70k to Fuck Tennis Pro
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Demi Lovato is Dancing with the Devil
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Paige VanZant Takes Off her Swimsuit Bottoms
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Culpo is Back in SI Swim
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Josie Canseco is Hot
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Doja Cat’s Cool Beverly Hills Home
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Biker Crashes into Van….Nails LAnding
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Giant Squids are Terrifying
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Why Americans Tip…
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Prosthetic Mech Suit
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK AND OTHER PORN SECRETS
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always thought the Kardashian hype was a lie…a media lie…like no one could actually pay attention to them and that their sales for their products was all inflated…but then I saw twitter and realized…PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THE KARDASHIANS…after all these years…I guess they feel like they are old hairy friends….or some bullshit…which is more reason to not worry about COVID taking you out…the world is doomed…

Do you remember when they used to shame people out of masturbation…those were the good days….your dead relatives watching…you’re going to go blind….you’ll grow hair on your palms…now the kids still at their parents houses despite being in their 20s are like “fuck off mom, I am jerking off”….

Weird.

Just because everyone does it, doesn’t mean we need to talk about it….

I remember having friends say “I was jerking off yesterday”…to which I would say “NEVER START A STORY LIKE THAT WHEN TALKING TO ME”….

We all jerk off, we don’t need to have open dialog about it, not because we should hide it for shame, but because I don’t want to hear it…some things are PRIVATE…keep it that way..

That’s the fucking problem….

Oh and I saw that Asian Hate is up 700 percent….which I guess locally is from 12 people to 90 people…so let’s make a movement and throw a vigil…but STOP ASIAN HATE MEMES are up 1,000,000 percent

I don’t hate Asians any more than I hate other people, I actually don’t even really pay attention to people’s races when I meet them, it’s either they are good or they are evil….but I was talking to my Asian friend this weekend, because of all the Asian hate hype, I had to ask him if he was comfortable going back to the Rub and Tub to get back to work after the shooting and with COVID…and he seemed ok with it, you know far better than buying dead cats off crack babies for him family’s Chinese restaurant….no wait that was the premise of GUMMO…I think…Harmony Korine is another fucking poser cunt…

But yeah, stop Asian Hate…as much as all race / gender specific hate and target all that hate the the actual ENEMIES…..the Kardashians….

All this to say….Grow worms in your vagina to feed the tribe…

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Rita Ora is in a Pink Thong and is Amazing at It
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Olivia Culpo in a Very Revealing Shit
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Britney Palmer’s Topless in the Sun
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Hot Girl Shows Off her Stretches
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Josie Canseco Works Out and is Amazing at It
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Jordana Brewster on in a Tight Dress on the Street!
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Paige VanZant Whipped Cream Bikini
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Arianna Celeste in a Topless Video!
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Hot Russian Tennis Player
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Halsey’s Selfies
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The Craziest Song You’ll Hear Today…..About Glitter on the Clit
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Grandma Kills it on Social Media
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January Jones is in Thigh High Boots
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Camille Kostek Bikinis with Gronk
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Brielle Biermann Bikinis in Miami
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Dua Lipa’s Panty Flash
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No Skis Stunt…
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Kendall Jenner in some Tight Pants!
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Snake Disrupts Meeting with a Customer
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Glitter Bomb to Trap Phone Scammers
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Chrissy Teigen Partners with Kris Jenner to Do Cleaning Supplies You Shouldn’t Buy
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Khloe and Kim Get at Little Too Close
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Trading Spaces Paige Davis Potentially Posted this Nude to FB
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Nick Bosa’s New TikTok Girlfriend
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Girls Playing Beach Handball are nuts
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Young Guy Saves Old Man
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Prince Playing Basketball on Stage
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Plane is Completely Stationary in the Atmosphere
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Chevy Chase was in Hospital for 5 weeks!
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Bella Thorne is Engaged
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Nascar Fight Broke Out
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Downhill Skateboarding is Mental
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Rui – the Virtual Youtuber
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Fauci has a Kid’s Book
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Selena Gomez is Western in her Latest Shoot!
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Polish Model Kester Shows her Lingerie!
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Woman Claims to Have Given Deshaun Watson Several Massages That Never Turned Sexual
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Slingshot Fail
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Biker VS Van Nails the Landing
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Be Afraid of the Living
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Bebe Rexha is Tired of Photoshop
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Morgan Ketzner is Rooting for Georgetown
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Do You Even Juggle Bro
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Roof Comes Down in the Conservatory….
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Model Ashley Haas Shows Her Sixers Some Love With Her Underboob
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Johnny Depp’s home broken into, intruder enjoyed cocktails and a shower
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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 is Happening….I don’t know what 1 and 2 were
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Brad Pitt said to be ‘heartbroken’ over leaked court documents alleging abuse
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Dad Brings Duaghter in Elephant Enclosure
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Kangaroos Take Over Neighborhood
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Former 49ers RB Jarryd Hayne Facing 14 Years in Prison After Sexual Assault Conviction
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lea Seydoux for Louis Vuitton
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Dua Lipa in Tights
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Bebe Rexha on a Bike
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Sara Sampaio in a Shoot
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Mary Mouser in Euphoria Magazine
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Amanda Steele in a Crop Top
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Molly Sims in Leggings
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Lucy Hale in Bike Shorts
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Ava Phillippe in Jeans
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Jordan Brewster in a Bikini
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Rihanna Has her Tits Out
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TikTok Star Being a Fool in LA
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Sofia Vergara in TIght Jeans
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Bailee Madison in a Rubber Outfit
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Amateur Pussy Eaters
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Sophie Mudd’s Insane Boobs
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Used Condom Skirt
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Girls in the Photobooth
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Produce Section
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Naked Reddit Amateur
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Masturbating Girl Gets Busted
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Terrifying Picture of the DAy
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The Norwegian Snowbplow
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Squirts Up
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The Video that Got a Streamer Banned
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A Bunch of Booty
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Mental Mondays
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Girls in Showers
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Creamy!
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Crazy Bubble Butt
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30 Mins of Amateurs
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Girls in Cars
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Asa Akira’s Pussy Pounder
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Wife Cheats on Husband On Vacation in Brazil
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18 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Golden Hour Dildo Ride
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Dildo Testing
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15 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Ass Spreader
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Fights!
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TikTok Transition
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Glory Holes!
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Scumbag of the Week!
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2021

Mar

Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a child dancer reality stat from a show that shouldn’t exist.

She sells her provocative pics via the “Close Friends” feature on Instagram….so basically, like Snap Chat before it, you can pay to have access to her “Close Friends Feed”…that’s really just a loophole to turn Instagram into some kind of only fans, where yo get on all fours and show people what being a dancer from Kalamazoo is supposed to be…

Unless this is how she poses for her friends, you know showing them her thong so they know her underwear choice for the day, as BFFs should…or maybe it’s just a safe way to pander to perverts while pretending your not….because the MONEY is so good as dudes are fucking perverts willing to spend the money on such stupidity like panty pics of some girl you’ve barely heard of….

I don’t mind that all women have a price to get half naked, I appreciate that this is the norm, it’s just insane on about 10 levels…because there was a time when everyone WASN’T a porn chick….but now they are…so I appreciate the hustle…

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2021

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld Double Masked Titty Pic of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Hailee Steinfeld is potentially the single most important A-List celebrity to exist in current times because she’s got herself into bikini model shape and does the whole bikini model thing for bikini brands because she can…all while being in legitimate mainstream movies…and no one her age has the same level of success that she has…all while being able to push the diversity card because she’s a mix of all kinds of ethnicities…meaning she’ll be allowed to exist in the new version of Hollywood, which is great news, because she’s hot…

I generally hate celebrities, but for whatever reason, one I call “she actually looks good half naked”….Hailee Steinfeld makes the cut….and if I think back on my life I’ve really only hyped up a handful of celebrities….Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried, Heather Graham, Sienna Miller, Salma Hayek and a few others, but Steinfeld’s the new, even though she’s been around a while, she’s just more fit now and thus better….

So here are her tits in a corset wearing a DOUBLE MASK which is just idiotic, but keep the lie alive Steinfeld, it’s the responsible thing to do, I mean to get everyone vaccinated….which I guess makes this some DOUBLE MASK fetish porn since you don’t want to catch NO variants from the UK or BRAZIL…

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