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2024

11

Jun

Kylie Jenner Promotes Beverages of the Day

The Kardashian Jenners will promote anything that makes them money and for whatever reason, anything they promote make them money.

I don’t know why I’ve always found them to be demonic freaks, in part due to their altering of their faces into the mutants that they are, but also because of the spell they had on the masses….

I didn’t understand why a shitty sex tape released strategically, arguably perfectly, even when they lie to you and commit to the lie that it was randomly leaked, even though I know people on the inside like the owner of Vivid who released the tape with full rights and releases….signed by Kim K….

But yeah, no idea how the sex tape became a TV show, and a family of pitchers pitching products to us, but it happened and this is their youngest….tits out and simulating a bukake like her sister, who was apparently actually PEED on in the sex tape…so maybe it’s that kind of watersport just with a little canned alcoholic drink cum shower….and it all looks very AI…since these creators are fucking AI…or as close to as fake as you can be..

I don’t think they are all that genius despite the money, it all sort of worked out for them only because that’s where society was heading and they were at the right place to hop on it….while less desperate celebs ignored the inevitable…these trolls got working since their work was being whores…

And so the legacy continues…and they are all so fucking weird looking…

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2024

11

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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We’re heading into summer, but this Global Warming shit has kept things freezing in Canada, so I am not benefitting from all the THONG BIKINIS being sold on instagram by whores to aspiring whores influenced by whores….but I guess that’s the general flaw in not living in a coastal city, or a city with a solid waterfront….the bikinis become limited or exclusive to dudes with the cottages, boats, vacation rentals and not the half homeless pervert walking through the beach looking for thong bikinis and spare change to buy some tacos with…

What I am saying is that bikini inventory is shit here, which is probably why I’m such a pervert for bikinis….and here’s that swimwear compilation.

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2024

11

Jun

Big Titty Millie Bobby Brown Jovi Shows Her Underwear of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is married to Bon Jovi’s son which isn’t all that exciting really…but if you like jerking off to women who are spoken for.

If you’re a fucking loser and that your life is just a series of coveting other people’s things because you can’t get your own…then the fact that she’s married may be a fetish to you.

To the rest of you who don’t care that she’s married because you don’t over analyze the tits that you look at or care who or what fucks the tits, since you don’t know the tits besides seeing them on a screen….then here are those tits.

Sure, Millie Bobby Brown Jovi’s fan base is questionable, since the majority only know her from being a kid on TV, but some of us only discovered her in her direct to consumer, manipulating the fans, doing her instagram version of QVC vending that pays and she shows off her tits in that content…..

In other news, she wears her pants low enough to see her panties, which for a panty fetishist is exciting, even though I prefer thinking no panties are being warn, just raw denim raw dogging the raw pussy like it was Bon Jovi’s kid…but if it’s a new fashion trend, I’ll go with it since I can also panty fetish with the best of them….it’s not quite a talent or skill, but it’s something unappealing for sure.

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2024

11

Jun

Chloe Bailey in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Chloe Bailey is the sister of the Black Little Mermaid who made everyone mad and in being the sister of the Black Little Mermaid she’s been able to release some music of her own, because why the fuck not play the “signer” or “popstar” angle instead of running on OnlyFans account where she fists herself.

In a world where everyone runs an OnlyFans where they fist themselves, it’s almost shocking to see a girl, especially one with tits, do anything but hustle nudes like a degenerate stripper with a drug problem, since likes and follows and money are a drug….just not digging through puddles and sewage for rock kind of drug…but rather the internet version of that.

Since the educated, or the ones focused on more of a mainstream success have to compete with all the whores out there, they obviously need to take a page out of their internet handbook of views and pull the tits out in a swimsuit, just in a less shameless way, while still being shameless enough, since getting half naked for social media is always shameless attention seeking, but I guess there are levels to it even though it’s all the fucking same…

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2024

11

Jun

Ally Rossel is the Instagram Of The Day

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Ally Rossel is not the standard instagram pervert who produces smut to get you to subscribe to her OnlyFans.

She’s more reserved her her smut producing, still half naked, still slutty selfies, just without any call to action or ability for the perverts excited by her cocktease to follow-through on the tease with some pics of her asshole.

I googled her, because I definitely don’t want to misrepresent some chick on instagram in bikinis, I want to know their whole story, or at least the bare minimum of their story since I can’t be bothered spending too much time on this shit….and as it turns out, she dates NBA players, or one NBA player, which is how you level up as a social media star who gets half naked….

You’ve basically got 3 options, go viral, get a pro athletes, sell butthole pics….and we’re not at the selling butthole pics stage in the game yet….

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2024

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realize why all these dudes out there are trying to become women.

It’s not because they crave attention.

It’s not because they have a mind controlling parasite in their brains.

It’s not because they’ve been brainwashed by the corporate machine pushing this on them.

It’s not because they are trying to be different and this is how you become different and matter…but it may have a little to do with that…CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF is the new Face Tattoo….or some shit..

It’s not because of the hormones in the food, chemicals in the water, lack of fitness, nutrition and musculature….

It’s for the multiple orgasms….because women can cum back to back…. and/or it is for the tits…probably for the tits….

We’ve come a long way from that dude on Jerry Springer who got breast implants to win a bet with some of the bros….a LONG way indeed.

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2024

10

Jun

Sydney Sweeney in Florida of the Day

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Big titty, weird face, hot body, always naked in movies and TV Shows Sydney Sweeney has made the move to Florida because Florida is pretty fucking great.

I am sure she’s still got property in LA, but for tax purposes, Florida’s the spot for her to build her empire from since she’s running a production company and doing that whole thing with those big hot tits.

People have this fantasy that California is this mecca or amazingly tropical place, when it’s actually cold as shit, while Florida’s got all Caribbean waters to strip down to your thong bikini and give boners to the stragglers like us.

She bought a 13.5 million dollar waterfron house in Summerland Key, which is on the way to Key West. If you’ve been to Key West, you may be gay, but it’s also a good place to fall into tropical degeneracy when you’re not in the mood to actually go to the Caribbean to drink away your sorrows….

So in being in Florida 6 months and 1 day per year, for tax purposes, she’ll be out in the ocean, on the boat, on the Jet Ski, on the Paddleboard, driving around in her beach buggy, doing all those great things…

So if you’re driving down the highway this summer, make sure to stop at Summerland Key for some Sydney Sweeney time….since it looks pretty good to me….

I’m a bit of a sucker for the classic bikini paparazzi pics in this era of selfie though, I’m nostalgic like that.

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2024

10

Jun

Julianne Hough in Bikinis of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone wild. She was raised in the Mormon church, sent off to compete in dancing with her dance partner who happened to be her brother, was potentially molested by her guardians because I remember hearing something about her leaving the church due to being molested by someone related to her dancing, so I am pretty sure she fucked her brother all the way til they made it on So You Think You Can Dance….before being traded off to Ryan Seacrest….who at the time was a coke fiend whore fucker into anal….because poo on the dick made him feel at home….

Anyway, she doesn’t just fuck her brother, because apparently she tongue fucks her sister as well…weird family…

Her sister also gives her facials:

Here are the bikini pics because she’s in a bikini, doing bikini things, topless and such…so that’s what this post was about before seeing the weird incest lesbianism you’d expect from sister wives…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2024

10

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Cuddles with her Female Friend of the Day

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Either Kate Beckinsale is tapping into the trends by producing lesbian clickbait now that everyone is a lesbian.

However, it’s a little sad to be lesbian clickbait, not that Lesbian clickbait is happy, but at least it’s something you can jerk off to if you’re in the right mood and the lesbians aren’t the kind that are built like me, or that have transitioned to me, because those lesbians are boring…but hot lesbians licking each other’s assholes while they ride each other’s faces aren’t…

So, I’m of the school of thought that would like to see some traditional hot old lady divorcee going through menopause deciding to be a lesbian since it’s a fetish not a predisposition….when there is fisting…

This is a little sadder, it could be Beckinsale practicing for when she actually dies off from whatever disease sent her to the hospital….the cuddle that could be a loving friend trying to help her dying friend through it…only fro the dying friend to die…and that’s not a fetish to me, but it could be to you, since the only Beckinsale you’ll ever fuck is the kind you dig up from the cemetery, who will likely be cremated, so the closest you’ll get is dusting your balls with her…

HOT.

Here are her oversized panties that are possibly child sized panties because she’s living her best near-corpse life….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2024

10

Jun

Cam Girl Renae Erica is Excited About Podcast Bros Who Offered her $50k of the Day

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I guess the porn world lacks awesome talent doing podcasts…

Not that I listen to podcasts, but people seem to listen to podcasts…

They have some cuckold like Adam 22, who is annoying rich kid who thinks he’s cool because he is a try hard and you’d have to believe you were cool to do what he does even when you’re not actually cool. He knocked up a pile of porn trash…and they make lots of money together.

Then they have some other podcast bro who is some Canadian dude who ended up in LA thanks to his conversations with porn chicks….

They are now seducing hot Australian cam girl by throwing money at her on the podcast to do things like write their names on her ass for $50k or something.

It’s all so primitive, lacks creativity, but this RENAE ERICA chick, who doesn’t know better because she’s Australian, probably feels like she hit the big time because of it, so I’ll celebrate her wins, even if the two dudes involved in this story make me uncomfortable in their approach….

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