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Archive for the Panties Category

2010

21

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Panties as she Struggles with her Skirt of the Day

Here are some shitty panty pictures of Ginger Spice…not that any panty picture of Ginger Spice is a good panty picture….I think we should just be happy she’s wearing panties…because as you know mothers generally have really mangled vaginas, the kind of shit you’d find in a Sci-Fi movie coming to eat your babies…it’s like she’s got Avatar in her fucking pants, only it didn’t make her a billion dollars, but it did make her a couple million, so I’m sure her whore self feels like accomplished…at least a lot more accomplished than the whores she left behind back when she was a nude model and stripper…..but I am posting them anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Panties|Upskirt

2010

20

May

Audrina in Some Almost Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

Audrina has this thing called looking great when hald naked doing laundry after a heavy night of being photoshopped. Her wonky face is like a canvas to the graphic design community and I hear undoctored pictures of her are like the holy grail of training images at a lot of the graphic design schools….I actually don’t know what I am talking about, I just know that I have seen clips from the show she was on that will remain nameless because I think it is associated with Satan and I like to stay as far from evil as possible, and I know that on that show her legs are short, her face is out-of-wack and her pussy is being fed by some obscure one hit wonder who dated Ashlee Simpson cuz he was son her father’s record label, but for some reason, one she’s in photoshoots, her fake tits look less fake, her face looks less inbred, and her legs look long and lovely but unfortunately for her and her future career giving lap dances, I mean after hosting pool parties and doing photoshoots for bullshit Magazines like Ralp, it’s all smoke and mirrors…

Here are the pics…Watching a bitch do chores is always a good thing….but watching a bitch eat is always a bad thing….so I don’t really know how this makes me feel….but that could also be because I don’t know how to feel anymore. Somebody hold me and tell me I’ll be ok…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Panties|Topless

2010

09

Apr

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Disgusting Panties of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Rumer Willis is so horrible looking that she’s not fucking human. I figure since Demi Moore is the fucking devil, it only makes sense that her kid would look like some kind of demon, and in being a demon, I try to pretend she doesn’t have genitals, and the good news in these pictures is that she’s got whatever fucking mutated pussy she’s got covered the fuck up in panties because based on how her face turned out, I’d hate to see what kind of genitals her bad genes mustered the fuck up…..but I know it’s bad enough for me to want nothing to do with it and that’s a pretty serious bad pussy because I’ve caught myself daydreaming of sticking my dick in some pretty fucking vile shit and I’ve even accidentally got hard when watching an old lady who slipped on ice trying to get up with her cane cuz she was flashing panty, pretty much further making my point that Rumer Willis is a monster and by default so is her fleshy wound she calls her lady parts….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Panties|Rumer Willis

2010

26

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Panties of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got the right idea. She knows that we’ve all seen her half naked, so she might as well not bother trying to cover her fucking panties and I am a fan, mainly because she strategically hid her battered mom pussy that I’m sure hasn’t bounced back as well as her body did to the way it was before she had a baby…but also because I love seeing up a girls skirt…no matter what panties she wears or doesn’t wear or what condition her pussy was in….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Panties

2010

11

Mar

The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

Posted in:Beyonce|Cunts|Lady Gaga|Panties|Prison|Ugly

2010

08

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Ad has Girls in Panties of the Day

I watched this video on mute, all I know is that it is of girls in their underwear talking about what they like in their men, I am assuming they are saying shit that everyone can relate to, because they don’t want to alienate themselves and seem unattainable, because the average guy doesn’t have rugged good looks, and isn’t a ridiculously rich, ripped with a 10 inch cock who can make a bitch cum just by grabbing her arm, or build a log cabin from scratch, and can tame a wild horse when not crying to chick flicks, saving Aids babies in Africa, writing poems and love songs, helping ghetto kids get out of the ghetto, or weaving baskets, cooking gourmet meals, paiting or doing some other homo shit that chicks get wet for, while the average Victoria Secret model boyfriend is, so whatever they are saying here, they are just trying to stay accessible, but I don’t care, panties on hot bitches are still panties on hot bitches…actually maybe I’m wrong…maybe you do have a chance with one of these girls…you should start sending her fan mail…I’m sure it’ll go over really well with them…

Posted in:Ad|Panties|Victoria's Secret

2010

04

Mar

Sofia Vergara White Panties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t know who Sofia Vergara is but she must be a fucking immigrant because she’s wearing white underwear and no one wears white underwear unless they are from some third world country that only has white underwear, because white underwear gets dirty a little too fucking fast, making even the cleanest bitch look like she keeps her pussy as clean as a homeless chick, but also because the second it’s under a dark dress it lights up like a fucking flare at an accident scene, at least that’s what a I learned at a highschool dance under a black light that made the conservative girl in the class cry when we told her we all could see her bra glowing under her shirt….and really it wasn’t that big of a deal and either are these Vergara pics, I just thing it’s unfortunate I don’t have any pictures from behind….to see just how dated this immigrant cunt actually is in her underwear choices…cuz you can always tell what third world country a pussy is from by the arc of her thong.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Panties|See Thru|Sofia Vergara

2010

15

Feb

Katy Perry’s White Panties Upskirt Getting Out of a Car of the Day

I have an issue with white underwear because wearing them is risky fucking business. They always end up looking like used toilet paper, in a blood and shit smeared mess when you’re done with them 3 to 5 days later. It’s like they are really only white for a few hours, before turning to a light beige color….and that makes them a lot of pressure to wear if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t want the hookers you fuck judging you and thinking you’ve got no hygiene, which luckily I am not….

So whenever I see a bitch in white panties, especially a pig like Katy Perry, especially when that pig is pregnant, I think whenever those come off and end up in a ball on the floor, the dude whos steals them to use for masturbation, is gonna be in for a serious surprise, and if he’s lucky, he may even get to taste the remnants of her abortion or miscarriage or whever else drips out of her….and all we get to see is a little peak at the magic test tube that is her genital area…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Getting Out of Cars|Katy Perry|Panties|Upskirt|White Panties

2009

26

Nov

Rachel Specter in her Underwear for Bald of the Day

It is thanksgiving and I give thanks that straight to DVD, shitty written movies always feature aspiring actors who think they have what it takes to be the next big thing, and strips them down and puts them in their place cuz they are eager after they’ve been in Hollywood for 6 months and tired of waiting tables and not getting auditions for much more than internet porn….

Posted in:Bra|Panties|Rachel Specter|Underwear

2009

26

Nov

I’m Thankful for Bai Ling’s Panties of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that I have no idea who Bai Ling is but I do know what her really weird nipples look like. I am also thankful that she is wearing panties because despite loving to see all pussy in all its variations, sizes and shapes, with all its different hairstyles and decorations, I’m just not ready for this kind of surprise and say keep that shit in the fuckin’ bag for now, you weird asian slut….who am I kidding…I’d love to see her pussy…and I don’t understand why some one of her fame whoring stature wouldn’t give that to us…greedy nasty cunt…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bai Ling|Panties

2009

26

Nov

Kate Moss Showing Off Her Dirty Herpes Panties of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Kate Moss is a fucking mess, because in being a mess, we get to see her topless or flashing panties or pussy. She’s a drunk or an addict and she doesn’t shower. She fucks disgusting rockstars and there is no possible way she doesn’t have herpes or other serious STDs and I am thankful that I am not sitting next to her because I’m sure she smells like piss and stale cum.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kate Moss|Panties

2009

25

Nov

Alexis Arquette Shows Off Her Tranny Panties of the Day

I never quite understood why tranny porn was as popular amongst straight people as it is. Is the shit like the unknown to them, making it like some kind of fantasy that could never happen like the shit they read about in comic books or maybe it the double set of tits fucking.

I just know that I’ve met many dudes who have openly admitted to being intrigued if not turned on by this shit. I have even met people who get sucked off by tranny’s and claim they do it cuz they are cheaper and sleazier than normal whores. They say they know what guys want since they are guys, and they have sex drives like guys and act slutty like guys want their women to act….but I think what it really comes down to is that people into trannies are just fags afraid to take the plunge into gayness and trannies make for a good buffer zone…..

I think the shit is just disgusting, unnatural, weird and uncomfortable but funny as fuck and since I like to offer something for everyone here, here’s some pics of Alexis Arquette showing off her tranny panty…..Good times…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panties|Tranny

2009

25

Nov

Alesha Dixon Shows of Her Panties of the Day

She’s a British R&B singer you’ve probably never heard of, but you know one thing about her and that is that she wears panties and shows off them panties for attention to get noticed….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alesha Dixon|Panties|Upskirt

2009

19

Nov

Megan Fox in Ill-Fitting Panties for the New York Times of the Day

Megan Fox did some photoshoot for the NY Times. Since I don’t read the newspaper, as I like to stay as ignorant as possible in politics and curret affairs, partially because I don’t give a fuck and also because shit is boring, but most importantly it is really just depressing and we can’t do anything about it, so we might as well just ignore it and live in our bubble until we all die of brain cancer from our cell phones, or get blown the fuck up by nuclear attacks, or maybe from biological warfare like H1N1, or even when the sun burns the fuck out in 2012…..

So I had no idea they were turning their newspapers into “Lad rags” or whatever they call those UK magazines where bitches get naked and that made people like Katie Price famous.

I know the closest thing I ever got to this in my weekly newspaper back when I pretended to be a normal member of society in ’89 was the Sears leaflet lingerie section, and by the looks of these Megan Fox pics, it looks like that’s where she pulled these ill-fitting panties from, or maybe they are from her dead grandmother’s closet, which is equally unattractive.

But you love her and I’m posting it cuz Megan Fox in panties, even ill-fitting vintage panties, it’s better than my wife at her best, which isn’t saying much but is saying something….

Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties

2009

16

Nov

Eliza Dushku Showing Off her Black Lovin’ Panties of the Day

I still haven’t figured out how Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox fuck. It’s not like she’s a typical woman black dudes go after, you know who are fat or built strong enough to take their big dicks, but can only assume Rick Fox has a small penis, otherwise Dushku would be getting pushed in a wheelchair in these pictures after he ripped her the fuck apart. I mean I guess she could have a huge cock fetish because she’s got a vagina built to handle the shit, I mean she did get famous somehow and I don’t think sitting on a producers desk fucking champagne bottles bottoms first is that unrealistic of one of her stunts, but it doesn’t matter because I don’t find her hot anymore, not because she’s gone black, since that shit never fucked with my ego like it does for white people, but because she’s wearing nude colored panties. I’m sure there’s nothing specifically wrong with nude colored panties, but I’m guessing someone like my grandmother or teacher who molested me or someone in my past used to wear, cuz whenever I see a bitch in them, or flashing their whale tail while bending over in them, I get sick to my stomach a lot like how you feel when dealing with the fact that your celebrity crush from the late 90s, the one who’s face is silkscreened to your pillow case is getting railed by a brother when you’re sitting at home reading this bullshit. Loser.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|Panties