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2017

21

Feb

Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible…

Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet…

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2017

21

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Whale Tail of the Day

Here’s a little, or rather a large, Mariah Carey showing the world her whale tail, like it was the late 90s and she was in Low Rise jeans with her thong up over her hips, as the girls used to dress…and will dress again…but the hipsters are still in the early 90s in their clothing options…and haven’t quite got to 1999…pre Y2k…the future…but they will…they always do…and let Mariah Carey, who I don’t think is channeling her youth, or the years she was the most relevant, right before she went mental….I think she’s just a bigger girl in clothing that’s too small…you’ll see this happen at grocery stores, or really everywhere a fat chick bends….but I like to think it’s well thought out fashion…since Mariah Carey is so with it…and by with it, I mean crazy, medicated, and about to lose her mind again….that is what happens when people get super rich, super famous and get fans and surround themselves with people who suck up to them…they become everything wrong in the world…but as Mariah Carey proves…sometimes that can lead to everything right…like this WHALE TAIL…moment of inspiration…just stare at it, get lost in it….

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2017

20

Feb

Anastasia Ashley VS Ariel Winter – Snake Whispers of the Day

It was the weekend of snakes…Here’s a little “who wore it better”….the Snake Edition….because I fucking hate snakes as much as I hate celebrities, or snakey sluts trying to be celebrities, or sluts who don’t like being called sluts because it’s slut shaming in a world where being a slut should be empowering and get you work….or a rich boyfriend and it usually does…

I hate a lot of things…but as a general blanket statement, I hate humans and the direction of humanity as a whole…this whole fame thing is just out of control thanks to social media…and I get getting rich while dudes you’ll never fuck give you a thumbs up…all day…pretty good deal…I mean why get a real job.

Especially when you’re Ariel Winter, who was basically thrown into this by evil parents who wanted to cash the fuck in on her, only to become a fetish for real weird dudes….

So my vote’s with Professional surfer, instagram surf ass who is now Discovery’s Naked and Afraid – Naked in the Jungle Anastasia Ashley and the Snake or……but it was really no contest because that because Fat slob Ariel Winter……and her Boyfriend….are the worst…overrated weirdness I’ll never understand…even if she’s the more famous one…

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2017

20

Feb

Elle Fanning Creepy Fucking Bikini of the Day

Elle Fanning is a fucking robot…and she freaks me the fuck out..

Even creepier than Elle Fanning…is her parents who sold her to the industry to be this soulless, dead eyed, make that money for the family looking tween in her bikini…

I wonder if people jerk off to her, like is there a movement of dudes who find this girl the fucking hottest, I am sure it exists…I mean there are communities for everything…even filling up condoms with dog shit and fucking it…people do that…and those people who do that have found each other online and trade pics of it…so a cute, skinny, young, rich, robot…isn’t that far of a stretch…I just don’t really get it…but it’s not about me assholes…it’s about ELLE FANNING…or as her family call her…DAKOTA FANNING JR…the one they hope delivers…

BONUS NIPPLE>..

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2017

20

Feb

Bella Thorne is on Vacation with some Mooch of the Day

While I was sitting on my couch, staring at my wall this weekend…Bella Throne landed her 15th million follower and she claims she loves every single one of them…from the RUSSIAN and INDIAN fake accounts her family bought to get her to the first million….to ME…because I follow her…and I feel so special, you know being one of the 15 million people she loves, like a little attention seeking, never satisfied slut who needs to be filled at all times to feel complete…thanks to parents who put importance on fame and selling her off to the internet and entertainment industry…..

I guess she went on some free Social Media vacation – with free CRUISE and free HOTEL because when you have 15 million followers, you get free shit…or paid….and she brought some bikini wearing MOOCH….

The mooch’s name is Kyra Santoro…she’s not all that hot, you’ve never heard of her, she’s never done anything that I know of, but she’s worked her way into Bella Throne’s nest of irrelevants, including Bella Thorne herself, despite that follow count…and girl is leveraging the fuck out of that…

MAYBE…just MAYBE…ONE DAY…she’ll book a job….and in the mean time, keep growing that audience with BIKINI pics…girl…because there is no way this one isn’t working this friendship like the lottery ticket it is….

Poor Bella Thorne…everyone keeps using her…her entire life…being used…

This is going to end bad, at least historically, it will end bad….

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2017

20

Feb

Jennifer Connelly in a BIKINI of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is old…I mean I remember jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits, retire them, or in her case…work them off…so that you don’t get fat…because fat is gross…and I’d rather have small tits, than fat tits on a fat bitch…if you know what I mean..and you don’t because you’re into tits…any tit, all tits, TITS! So her tits shrinking must make you sad old timer…you’ll power through!

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Posted in:Jennifer Connelly|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

Paris Hilton is the worst…but she’s holding up pretty well. She must be pushing 40 by now, and still looks as thin, lean, fresh faced as she did when Rick Solomon jerked off on her at the end of their sex tape that put her on the map, that paved the way for trash like Kim K, who I assume Paris, the business machine, despite playing the retard, has probably got a percentage of…allowing her to basically retire, despite never actually having to work…she is a fucking HILTON….so that she can go DJ, or fuck DJs, or hang in Europe being luxurious for all the 30 year old girls who used to idolize her, and the younger girls coming into her from Simple Life Reruns…

As much as I hate on Paris Hilton, she was so much better for the shit that’s happened since her reign, that she paved the way for…she was terrible at the time, but it’s got so much worse, that her fame whoring is barely fame whoring, and that her fame whoring is almost endearing in her quest for fame…while all she was doing was cashing the fuck in while making fun of herself as all girls should if they have the chance…and that I guess all girls Are doing now that there is instagram!!

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posing erotic for a magazine like she’s some fucking model is a joke.

I realize that Kylie Jenner gets paid to pose for a magazine like she’s some fucking model…and often times it is an insane amount of money to pose like some fucking model…even though she’s a chubby, plastic surgery ridden monster….

I cannot accept her, or really any of these instagram girls posing in duck face, to give the illusion that they are hot, or fuckable, when we live in a world where every girl is fuckable, so long as they have a vagina…and even when they don’t have a vagina…they are fuckable…you just AIM FOR THE ANUS or mouth…

It’s like this nonsense, how do they keep a straight face, all being dramatic…like people actually give a fuck to see her like this…and the sick thing is that people actually want to see her like this….or really do anything because they are groupies or retards who buy into marketing.

So I guess it’s better when KYLIE does these poses, like she’s some fucking model, than some girl down the street who looks like KYLIE because she watched the make-up tutorial on YOUTUBE with 100,000,000 views on how to get KYLIE JENNER clown face…but not really, because the followers are always more entertaining than the person they are following, like Kim Kardashian is better than this weird clown they pretend the TRANNY is the father of, but we all know that she is KIM’s first attempt at fame for 16 and pregnant, where she didn’t make the cut…and instead of throwing this trash in the dumpster outside PROM….(as if KIM graduated high school)…the mom cultivated her into some money making machine…who she sold off to some 30 year old black guy when she was 15, because she was too busy to take her on herself….

I have no idea what is being promoted for this “fashion shoot”…like she’s some fucking model…but I am sure it’s something, these bitches are always selling something…and they are the worst…..but you’ll still jerk off to them…because you’re weird…

Watch this video – it’s fucking freaking me out….what is this thing….this puppet master….take it out back and shoot it…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day

I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do..

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2017

20

Feb

Bianca Balti in a Towel of the Day

Mario Testino is an overrated fashion photographer….he does a series with every woman he shoots for fashion of them in their shower, you know because he gets in there nice and intimate with them, and he’s been around such a long time that the newcomers to the game just participate in his shit…

Bianca Balti is not a newcomer at all…she’s an Italian….but more importantly…she’s 32 years old..which is 100 in model years…but more importantly she’s got a daughter – or two daughters with two different men, I guess the first one wasn’t rich enough…..but a mom of two in all women years makes her vagina 100 years old…

But luckily that doesn’t stop us men from wanting to fuck it, you know there’s dudes out there fucking 1000 year old women who aren’t rich hot models I call 100 years old because they’ve shat our children and are in their 30s…

I’m talking leathery, saggy skin, falling apart…half dead 100 year olds…who smell like mothballs…wso I guess this towel pic isn’t a bad thing to everyone…

Here’s her mom ass for some clothing brand…and it’s good…

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2017

20

Feb

Lea Michele, Transvestite of the Day

Lea Michele – like most women – especially those in LA…looks fucking trans…

I know, I’ve always been calling her a dude, making fun of her probably penis and all that good stuf…but thanks to modern day visits to the dermatologist, girls, not just those who look trans to begin with, have the ability to jack their fucking faces up to look like real clowns…and when they wear the racy dresses…I feel like I am in Tijuana on some terrible bachelor party trip…about to get raped by a mexican man in a dress all done up…because my friends are assholes and think it’s funny…worst prank…ever…

This is for the THIRD ANNUAL BEUATY AWARDS…where I guess girl did a little Drag Show inspired performance of wearing way too much fucking make-up…

WEIRD..but I like it…maybe I’m gay…but I hear most tranny fuckers aren’t gay…as real gays want nothing that looks like a girl…even if it has a cock…

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2017

17

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne fucking brings it…everything she’s producing is hilarious to me….it’s like she was so well trained by her tyrant mother we can assume she broke free from….and now she’s addicted to male attention, getting likes, injecting her face with fillers, being high AF and silly, while doing whatever it is she does….I think it’s acting…at least that’s why I post on her…cuz she’s more than just an insta whore but is still an insta whore…a massively followed insta whore with a great body who plays it so well…

She’s about to go on vacation on a Cruise…so expect more ridiculous drunken content out of her that I may or may not post if I see it – cuz I’m a pervert who watches all these young bitches in action…

I’m a fan and I don’t know why…I think it’s cuz she’s funny and manipulating all of us…with her ass. Good girl…no wonder the execs and Disney let her suck their dick for jobs…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Hilary Duff’s in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff is fucking horny…

She’s gone through at least two boyfriends in the last two months that we know of…and her husband is being investigated for rape…something I assume she participated in back when they were dating – because hockey dudes love weird initiation in the locker room…

My theory is that she got bulky and thick from cross fit to handle the whole hockey team on her…all these child stars are fucking addicts and sexual deviants – it only made sense..

Well she’s on her third trip to a tropical place this month…from Hawaii to Mexico to Costa Rica…all to fuck…and despite not wearing a period friendly bathing suit…the kind that would embarrass her if she got her period and wasn’t a period activist feminist….she’s looking thick, and strong, and good, and knowing she’s on a sex trip getting banged the fuck out dude to an insatiable high testosterone sex drive..makes these pics way more fun to stare at…

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2017

17

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day

Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between…

That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion…

Good times…slut….

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2017

17

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Demi Lovato is interesting, but not interesting at all, but interesting in that when she was in a relationship after pretending to be Bi Polar back in the days of her having sex with Miley Cyrus…she ended up getting fat, sloppy and disgusting…and owning it…

Like Ashley Graham….belly out…body positive, don’t wear make-up girls….we’re all women…

The second she gets single….boom….and dresses hot and like this…because no one likes being fat, girls just get fat cuz they are lazy and give up…so don’t let them give up…keep them working it…or dump them so they get hot again and never fuck you again because of bitterness..

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