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2017

18

Jul

Heidi Klum in Fishnets of the Day

Heidi Klum shameless….on instagram…becasue slutty is what she does…she was a lingerie model..

With a history of being a dirtbag since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighten that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

We can assume she’s genetically modified…Nazi Science…or some shit..because this is no 50 year old body I’ve ever seen…

Apparently this is her naked in a magazine…and it’s pretty good for a naked chick…

Posted in:SFW

2017

18

Jul

Rosario Dawson Big Tits of the Day

Rosario Dawson’s lawyer hit me up just a month or two ago to take down some nude pics of her that were leaked…because she’s slutty and doesn’t want you to know it…

Then girl goes ahead and posts this video of herself, her crotch, her panties, all topless and that confuses me…considering…they are all sluts I get it…I GET IT..

I’ve heard stories about this one, who I guess just figured out that slutty internet behavior is the only way to matter, kind of like slutty once was, only not behind closed doors….

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Katy Perry in Bikini Looking Piggy in a Bikini of the Day

What a pig…

Katy Perry is disgusting…and she is in a bikini…

I saw these pictures yesterday and I am still recovering because I find her a fucking monster…and that may be more than just hating her sloppy tits and her sloppy body that she’s pretending she’s in empowering….because I love sloppy tits….

I think the hate stems from her entitled face, winning at life face, because she’s evil…and illuminati shit..being brainwashed into listening to her shitty music…they make us listen to the radio…and I know the words to her songs and don’t listen to the radio or actively listen to her…but know her lyrics that aren’t very inspiring by the way…and that is some fucked up shit..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Kylie and Kendall Keep Whoring of the DAy

Kylie in GQ, Kendall is posting shameless under titty panty pics, together they are pushing bikinis and the whole thing would be offensive if you weren’t into how influential they are, how much product they sell to kids who don’t need their products, but who are just mindless half retards medicated and confused, and more importantly, if you hated everything they represent, even though thanks to them kids want to be useless, sex dolls, models, and other nonsense….while I appreciate them pushing her face injections, plastic surgery and willingness to get naked….great times…always..but not really because it is boring.

SO MUCH GARBAGE ALL IN ONE POST

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Charlize Theron’s Nipples in Some Bra Outfit of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

She’s also in some blockbuster in some sports bra bullshit that is designer…pretty bold…pretty edgy…not as edgy as when she was a nude model and playing the scene fucking random dudes…back when you probably jerked off to her, unless you’re like me, and you jerked off to her during the filming of MONSTER….

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Irina Shayk in a Underwear Selfie of the Day

Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city…

I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne’s dad died in 2007…I just found that out because she’s making a song for him as she’s discovered that EDM is a joke and very easy to produce garbage songs that retard kids get into….

The fat that her dad died in 2007 may be all I need to know…as I watch her lingerie photoshoot video she posted on social media like my kind of girl….topless and hot bodied…young and already so slutty…thank you Dead Dad for this..

I thought it was some Disney Execs or a stage mom, and it may be…but I like to think…it’s more Dead Dad caused…so thank you dead dad for this…now if only more dads would die prematurely for their kids to grow up to something I can jerk off to..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Honeymoon 6 Pack of the Day

Where I’m from a Honeymoon 6 Pack refers to me trying to drink away the tears of seemingly giving up my freedom before realizing I am a man and I am destined to cheat and accepting that it’s not cheating, it’s being a warlord, an opportunist, a MAN…it starts to feel good…and when the woman who traps you tries to further oppress you, it feels good knowing you may or may not have given her an STD from your being a MAN behavior…

That said, Julianne Hough’s honeymoon 6 pack involves abs, she’s a dancer, and a muppet who wants to look her best…and the only amazing thing about her being married is that it wasn’t to her brother…I guess cuz he’s a homo.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Eva Longoria Quit Fitness of the Day

Eva Longoria quit fitness something I am sure we can all relate to. I mean there was a time, once, maybe two decades ago, where I worked out, it felt good..you know to not be a fat fucking piece of shit who struggles trying to stand or fit into chairs in public…but like Eva Longoria, I quit that shit, because it’s easier to not work out, but unlike Eva Longoria I am not a celebrity or a chick and I don’t need to look good, I’m perfectly fine being a troll on my couch no one wants to talk to, it fits my needs, but seeing a celebrity do this shit is just offensive…I mean bitch…we got you paid all that money you made based on being the hot mexican…what is this bullshit…oh right…women expire at a certain age…

But then again, she does marry / bang black guys who love this fertile looking pile of shit…so this is for them…

Body Positive, Thick as Fuck is Trendy, Etc.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Kills the Oceans at the Grocery Store of the Day

I would have expected Vanessa Hudgens to be a cunty, wasteful, disgusting human…as I watch her load up her car with bottled water that thill end up filling the landfills, and eventually end up in the ocean killing the marine life and CORAL….and I guess I can only hope the plastic leaches into the water she drinks, causing cancer and having her die a premature death because that would only be fitting…..fitting…something she clearly doesn’t grasp as her 30 year old ass hangs out of her shorts while she squats…but not fitting when it comes to clothing…is always a win…for a pervert like me…almost making her redeem herself…except for her killing the fucking OCEAN…I like the fucking Ocean….and this twat can’t bother with reusable glass bottles….CANCER FOR HER!!!

That said, I wish more pussy lip hung out of these shorts. She is the OG slutty selfie girl…where’s the damn LABIA…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

17

Jul

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba bores me but she’s on Vacation with her fake family, sure they crawled out of her womb, but you know the husband thing is just a front she used to get a billion dollar company, when she’s not out sucking producer, actor and director dick to validate her career in entertainment, something she craves….and wants…it’s obvious….she just knows the tech company is what’s making her the real money…so ride that out..while riding out other celebs behind his back…because that’s the kind of woman she is….a self involved twat that’s been shredded by kids…

People still like her, in her old age, so here she is.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a white bathing suit bottom and I have a white bathing suit bottom fetish because I am into pussy…and white bathing suit bottoms always seem to be neglected by a girl who doesn’t realize she’s flashing her fucking pussy…you know while they are all busy watching out for their nipples…their asses are often times full visibile and if you’re lucky and hit them from the right angle…you can also see the place where ass and pussy meet / meat…

MEAT….

Point being, I’ve been around white bikini bottoms often enough to know, they are magical and I still remember the first time I saw a white bikini in action at the public pool in the 90s…girl had no idea her full fucking bush was being broadcast to all of us perverts on during that heat wave….and then…a few years later my rich friend invited me to his pool where his sister was also going for a swim…and girl was walking around after her little dip…PUSSY exposed…to the point I could see clit…MY kind of bathing suit I thought…and carried…forever…

This white bathing suit is less exciting than those white bathing suits, but it still speaks to my soul I thought was otherwise dead…I guess that’s why she gets paid so much to wear these bikinis….right…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Lindsey Von Ass in Pants of the DAy

Lindsey Vonn is a thick ass, thick legged, pro skier, Olympic dream and for that reason alone, she only dates black guys, as they are athletic and can hit the spot, you know that white guys are incapable of hitting, with their pathetic small white guy dicks, and white guy empowerment, and white guy lack of appreciation for a strong woman who can squat alot, very fast, for a long period of time, and that they are too busy to handle, or fuck back hard enough for her callused ass to feel anything under all that muscle tissue…

I am a fan, mainly because I grew up with pro skier chicks and none looked this good with a cameltoe at a kids event…showing tits at a kids event…because internet porn makes kids sluttier and see through is the norm…

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Kimberly Garner in Bikini of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some reality show trash from the UK, but her ass is amazing and that’s all that matters…

That’s a skinny girl with a tight ass you can chip a tooth on, you know the kind of ass you’d want girls in bikinis to have, in this lazy world of sit on your ass and do nothing but eat processed food world we live in…cellulite ridden pigs everywhere, even on what would have beeen a skinny chick if she wasn’t so fucking addicted to sugar….but luckily some girls are eager enough to find a rich guy to take them to yachts and know fit ass is the key to that…

This is good bikini…

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne is Ridiculous of the Day

Someone taught Bella Thorne that being an annoying person is the equivalent to her “not giving a fuck”…and she took that advice to heart…knowing that “Not giving a fuck” comes across as authentic and not contrived…the whole “me doing me” movement…and in that weird public rebellion that is really just tactics to get attention to her hot body….because she knows she has a hot body…and that the entire strategy combined will lead to money making scheming like a Vine Star….because this is what “celebrity” looks like today…it’s loud, it’s silly, it’s annoying, it’s irritating, and it is trolling with their jokes…because the more views they get…the better they feel…the more money they make…the winning happens…

She was on Sway in the Morning promoting EDM however that works…because girl has an EDM song now..because it’s just that fucking easy….also easy…jerking off to her….slutty behavior…because she’s a weird disney kid and thus hornier than non disney kids…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW