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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

23

Mar

Hannah Ferguson in a Magazine of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is in a magazine….riding a bull and on all fours…which is classy as fuck…

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model that works for Sports Illustrated….and she’s not to be confused with Hannah Davis Jeter….the other SI bikini model…

But funny enough Hannah Ferguson dates Hannah Davis’ brother…so when he fucks her up the ass…he’s thinking of his sister – by default…and that’s some fucking weird rich guy incest inspired fetish shit…and I guess this shoot is also some weird fetish shit….

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Peyton Roi List Ass in Shorts of the Day

The 90s are in….and Peyton Roi List was born in the late 90s…which is exciting for me because I know one day soon I will legally be allowed to fuck a girl born in 2000 Y2k motherfuckers….and she’s getting paid to wear re-purposed designs from the 90s…for a brand that created Anna Nicole Smith before she killed herself, which could be the fate of this 18 year old Disney Kid….who if you google and see in 2008….you’ll feel bad about jerking off to her…because in 2008 her parents had already sold her off which is probably why people follow her…because these Disney kids have the creepiest fans….

But here’s her ass in short shorts…

Posted in:Peyton Roi List|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Katharine McPhee Shows her Tits in Snapchat for John Mayer of the Day

Katharine McPhee posted a snapchat novel – outlining how the well known Taylor Swift fucker, who went on to fuck other people like fat Taylor Swift…and ass licker….John Mayer….finds her snaps boring…

So luckily….Katharine McPhee is like most girls…and when a dude negative hits them and calls them boring – they bust out their tits for attention. It’s the foundation of every nude pic I ever got…only this one did it for her story…

I wish she took it more seriously, and spread her asshole..

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2017

23

Mar

The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day

Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Gigi Hadid Long Overrated Legs for a Brand of the Day

Another scammer in the grand scheme of this social media runs the world – world that we live in – is Gigi Hadid – who thanks to the Kardashians and her family money and ability to spark the general interest in her with marketing budgets – has become what I am sure she considers an “it girl”…it’s probably something she masturabtes to while she counts all the money the idiot brands throw at her – because she’s not already rich enough – and she doesn’t already live a good fucking life thanks to her parents – and instead of hiring a hotter version of her who is middle class or poor – they just continue to feed this one, this ego, this “personal brand”…and it’s all so fucking stupid….

There are so many hot chicks in the world, why we need a vapid rich cunt who buys her career yet still commands huge money even though she should be doing it for free as that’s the caliber model she ACTUALLY is – if you were to see her on the street and not factor in her following, family, friends and past clients…

But instead of finding those girls or being creative in their marketing, brands are like “throw money at the cunt with all the money, she must be good enough or she must convert, let’s do it”….

It makes no sense to me, it’s laziness, but it happened and at least she’s lost some weight and has some skinny model legs..because those are my weakness and skinny model legs will always make a vapid garbage human being more appealing.

OH she did another campaign for a brand that is too lazy to cast real talent…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Video Reminder that Kylie Jenner is Not Hot of the Day

Every once in a while, pretty much once a day, every time Kylie Jenner posts, is a friendly reminder that she’s not hot, if anything she looks like a muppet that was stapled together in some weird dude with a weird fetishized version of a white girl with black booty in his creepy basement….before he decided to cut off his motherfucking dick…and change his name to Caitlin…becausae that’s what this family does…they troll so hard, and for some reason the people they are trolling believe in them and buy the bullshit products they are selling…it’s terrifying…

Like her dad /mom she’s a fucking mutant designed to make money for the family, or herself and it’s disgusting, shameless…and people like it…so here it is..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW|Videos

2017

22

Mar

Hilary Duff Promotes Mattresses of the Day

Hilary Duff posted this picture of her thighs on a mattress, that we can assume is reinforced to support her strong and sturdy body, that we can also assume is an ad, even though it doesn’t say it’s an ad and the FDA should fight her on this, sue her for this, misleading us like this….because she brags about how good the mattress is…tagging the mattress..but does she really believe it – or is she just a spokemodel getting paid…who knows..

What I do know is that she’s having some kind of sexual breakthrough, fucking all kinds of people pretty much publicly…multiple trips with multiple dudes and that alone makes this mattress sponsorship make more sense..

What doesn’t make sense is that there is no mention on how absorbent said mattress is when it comes to her high sex drive squirting…you know…squirt squirt…

All this to say, I appreciate her sturdiness…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini pic for Women’s Health of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is a bikini covergirl for some Women’s Health magazine despite being 100 years old and more importantly a cunt…

She’s so detached from reality, spoiled, delusional, rich as fuck, and living her spoiled brat bubble….but at least she’s got abs…at 100 years old…while being a mom..that’s pretty good…I guess…I mean she’s also got nothing better to do with herself than eat clean and workout…especially while being LA based where the majority of these vapid cunts who think they have substance and depth…when really they are just annoying…as fuck…in their bullshit pretentious bullshit…But at least she’s got abs…

I didn’t find her hot when she was supposed to be hot…and I don’t find her hot now…but I respect a skinny bitch in an era of fat as fuck everywhere I look…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Amanda Cerny Erotica of the DAy

Amanda Cerny was a playboy chick everyone seemed to forget was a playboy chick the second she started doing vine as the hot chick – despite not being that hot – but rather just good at simple humor with her friends she made who dominated that app with their stupidity….and now she’s an instagram star since vine is no more…and she secures brand deals – hefty brand deals that make her money…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the big tits she made money with because that’s how she got her very important start….and here she is bringing back the tits…for some shoot, whatever that may be.

These are fetish photos…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Joanna Krupa’s Ass…and Tits for Attention of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be a washed up attention seeking Glamour Model who somehow got into reality TV because they needed a body…but she’s also a Polish immigrant who was able to polarize being Polish to get work back in Poland as the Polish girl who made it…which I guess allows her to get paid very little becuase Poland, but still feel relevant amongst her people…very important for an ego that has based it’s life on being hot as it nears 40….however…her body, at least based on this video is still pretty fucking hot, so whatever…I’ll keep staring if se keeps bringing it…whatever “it” may be…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Constance Jablonski in a Bikini of the Day

Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually know or cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system……

Not that this shoot is for an American brand, it’s for Zara, straight from the slums of europe, which is also just stealing American dollars, but infiltrating their malls….

This isn’t really something you can jerk off to, at least not top level, but I think you have the ability jerk off anything and part of my job is throwing masturbation obstacles at you…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Bella Hadid Shows 10 Percent Maybe 15 Percent of her Tit While Selena Gomez Dances of the Day

Overrated Bella Hadid – the model who everyone likes to work with except The Weeknd because he upgrated to a SELENA Gomez….who can be seen here with her new face that he fucks…which is substantially hotter…

While Bella Hadid posted a picture of her overpaid tranny looking face to her social media – without turning her back to what she’s got going for her – because there’s 10 – 15% of her tits….which some may find exciting…if you’re really into cleavage…like a 7 year old boy who’s never seen porn….

I guess this is her low level attention seeking, cuz she’s a basic rich girl who is randomly celebrated because her sister went VIRAL with the Kardashians and this is the trickle down effect of LAZY bookers booking…

“We can’t get a Jenner, or that other Hadid, they are too expensive, go with her straggler latch on sister, riding the coattails and taking the spilloverwork”……because we live in a world of groupies who just want to be as close to whatever is deemed the action….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini for Love Magazine’s Spring Video of the Day

Love Magazine had so much success with their YOUTUBE channel – that they finally decided to go POOTIE PIE…and create more hot content for YOUTUBE….fashion porn that GOOGLE can run ads on…because that’s where the eyeballs are and the idea of trying to trick people to go to your site to run ads….is a dying art…while giving into the corporate monster by giving them your content to make money off you is the only answer…or way to get famous..

So what was once a fashion magazine, is now a Youtube / Google employee…./ Instagram / Facebook Employee…because the WEB is dead….but youtube is the fucking answer….at least when they get their March “Spring Break Series” up with Alessandra Ambrosio and her big old fake tits and hard nipples..

She also did a photoshoot…for some other bullshit…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Kate Hudson Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Hudson – the vagina that attempted murder Owen Wilson with her slutty, spoiled and entitled brats raised in hollywood vagina behavior…is in a Magazine posing slutty enough for me….because she’s photoshopped…

I watch her Facebook lives where she pretends to be a wholesome fitness chick who owns some fitness brand because she does…that’s the beauty of being rich and famous, make money from all kinds of places, all thanks to making money from your allowance, before your parents make their friends hire her in their moves that require zero to no acting talent…but rather just being the body needed to drive the shitty storyline home…

She ignores my questions on Facebook live….because she’s an asshole – she’s also looking real haggard, she’s looking real old, she’s got the botox and fake tits but it’s not working on her live streams…but shit’s alright in Harper’s Bazaar….young mom bounced back when she was young – but it looks like shit’s caught up to her…as she nears menopause….but not when she’s professionally shot, lit and made up….she can still push this..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day

Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016…

Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH.

I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know…

I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love….

It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her…

Posted in:Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic|SFW