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2017

18

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid Go to the Gym Together of the Day

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – the chosen ones…

Who weren’t actually chosen by anyone, but with proper marketing and positioning due to parents who want their daughters living their dreams, who have budget to hire the right people to help their daughter’s live their dreams, even when the dreams are vapid, useless and to be “models”….because their egos and narcissism need it….

Girls who now are “models”…getting paid as models…for jobs they would do for free…because they don’t need the money and just want the stamp of approval…

And the only happiness I have in the whole thing is that The Weeknd was fucking other girls when he was dating Bella Hadid…and Zayn from One Direction has fucked other girls while dating Gigi…which they probably know or knew about..as it is all just part of mutual using to get ahead…but that still makes me happy because I know their vaginas are cesspools of sloppy second shit…

Overrated, bought their fame, fame I’m amazed they have…but that they have…and now they go to the gym together…because “Photo Op”…

What a waste of time…space..opportunity…garbage..just garbage..

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2017

18

Jan

Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day

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Olivia Munn wants to remind you that she’s more than just some low level TV host from a low level TV show because it was the only job she could book…

She’s also the ethnically ambigious girl who manipulated the hollywood scene while she was a low level TV show host on a show that targeted the easiest market to see tits to…video game nerds….

Nerd Gamers are like the country music crowd…you don’t need to be authentic, you just need to talk their language and their in…

With that audience…she was allowed to sit at the right table at the right trendy spots….and concerts…pull parties…coupled with not needing talent to act…while just needing tits….she’s become a hollywood starlet who books jobs…

And here she is out with her tits…tits that helped make her…tits that are living her dream and are all rich as fuck…tits that are bigger than I thought…tits that still don’t play videogames but tits that want all you gamers to still think she does…her fans help close deals…and tits using you is something you know too well because it’s the only way tits talk to you….or in Olivia Munn’s case…don’t talk to you…but get in movies because of you…

I have a funny Olivia Munn story, but I don’t feel like writing it out….

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Kate Hudson Leaving Brad Cooper’s House of the Day

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I would say that these pics of Kate Hudson leaving Brad Cooper’s house in her post-sex clothes is a red flag and that she’s probably already pregnant…

But then I remember that Kate Hudson is old…menopausal…possibly infertile due to the abortions or STDs over the years…because se owns one of the most well travelled vaginas in Hollywood…Hollywood kids and their vaginas…always so irresponsible..

I guess Brad Cooper can fuck whoever he wants as he owns the russian hooker Irina and her pregnancy, but Russian women, even the hookers are intense…so it’s possible he’s not allowed to fuck girls like Kate Hudson, and really why would you…when you’ve got Irina…even while pregnant…her dripping, hormonal vagina is a better option…

Who knows…maybe they are just friends…because celebrity womanizers are always just friends with celebrity women…

Either way…scandal.

Either way…old or not…good booty…

Either way….who cares this is Kate Hudson…

Maybe she’s just borrowing some milk from Irina…because her milk’s all dried up…

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has nipples that she shows off in her dress – because it’s a red carpet event and the red carpet events mean there are countless photographers ready to take her picture and without her nipples exposed…does it even count as her being there…does she even matter….will she get the kind of attention her family wants her to get at the event…

The movie is Oceans 8, it’s the tampon version of Ocean 12, where a bunch of women including Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett try to steal a bunch of tampons or whatever it is girl heist movies are about….maybe it’s stealing a baby because one of them is infertile…or it could just be stealing hearts…but whatever the story is…it’s a terrible fucking idea…and there was no need for the girl’s version of an Oceans movie…when there are all the ideas in the world…so why brand it something people already know…because people are morons and need to be fed things they already know…

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2017

18

Jan

JoJo Levesque Still Trying to Do it of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old…

I don’t even remember why she was famous, or any of her songs, or why she disappeared when she was her peak…that wasn’t really a peak…so she’s some meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…they are illegal…like Mexicans…who America doesn’t love…where’s the logic in that…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, because this is what she wears in concert….good hustle…see through outfits for everyone…why not…get noticed…make it happen…live the dream…I’ll watch.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Erotica of the Day

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Naughty naughty naughty..

Skinny – mid 30s – fake tits Brazilian mom who is a Victoria’s Secret Model – Alessandra Ambrosio is posting slutty selfies because this is what models do, this is what she does, this is what happens when you’ve been half naked for ever, when it’s your only skill, it’s how you value yourself and you feel yourself getting older and falling the fuck a part…

Put it out there even when they aren’t getting paid to put it out there….because when you have money…the pay you crave is likes and follows and comments she’s saying is hot…

So even when she’s not getting paid she’s bringing the goods…..

Old tired boring still naked enough.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Jessica Biel Ass of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who was on Seventh Heaven, did a slutty shoot and found the man who I assume she was groupie-ing – because he’s Justin Timberlake….to lock the fuck down….

You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, making him a part of her life…deeply engrained…

You know sliding her hands in her panties until tickled while reading one of those teen beat mags…listeing to these 90s idiots singing and dancing before they went pop…or in Ryan Goslings case…went LaLa Land…a role you’d think he never sang or danced before having…

All leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, while she was at the gym, working out hard, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option to knock her up…..all because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up…

Here is her ass in jeans…because she’s now back at work..in the movies while making babies..because that’s what you do when you’re fit in your 30s…and trying to stay relevant….even if you’re not.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora flashed her ass…probably to celebrate her 11 million followers…but mainly to get in the tabloids for showing her ass…that she just landed and that I just wrote about yesterday…which is more than enough Rita Ora coverage…as she’s not that interesting…stop trying to get me to write about this Rihanna impersonator….

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Amalie Lund is a Model of the Day

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Amalie Lund is some no name model. She’s in a bikini…I have no information on her other than that she does photoshoots in her bikini….because every girl in the world – even the fat ones do that…and I am only posting it because I like looking at skinny girls in bikinis…I like helping them on their mission to get famous because they think they are hotter, skinnier or maybe as hot and as skinny as all the other girls, so she deserves a fucking shot at the money….because that’s how ego, narcissism, and all that other bullshit…and I fully agree with her…all girls deserve a shot…before they are too old, too broken, too battered by all the rich cock that’s been inside them along the way…on their journey in the story they are writing….as they just seeem like people who are male attention seeking….looking for likes and follows….as they should because that’s what matters…

Posted in:Amalie Lund|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Baywatch has Calendar of the Day

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Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in…

From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies…

So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch…

Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula…

There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact…

There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers..

Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2017

18

Jan

Mike Tyson’s Song About Chris Brown Fight of the DAY

I was talking to Chris Brown’s make-up artist on the internet, because real men need make-up artists….and he told me about some bullshit about Chris Brown and Soulja boy having seom kind of fight in Dubai because they are fighting over some girl…and like the publicity that comes when you’re two ridiculous idiots….

Well, apparently Chris Brown is being trained by Mike Tyson, who also like publicity and decided to make a song about it…they have a lot in common like they are so manly, they know how to beat and rape women….all that testosterone raging….

I like some lines about Shitting your pants, and being a venereal disease…because it’s ridiculous…but ultimately…it’s ridiculous.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

18

Jan

This is Not Madonna’s Pussy of the Day

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Madonna posted a picture on her instagram of a Nike swoosh drawn on a pussy…in make-up…

It’s her attempt to encourage as many girls as possible to protest TRUMP through feminism….which isn’t really feminism because feminists can’t have bald pussy..it’s about the bush…bush I fucking love…just not when it’s this groomed…

But there’s no way this is Madonna’s pussy because there isn’t a reptile tongue sticking out of her…there are no zombie hands…it doesn’t look like a horror movie character…because she’s a fucking monster…

Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2017

17

Jan

Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy

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That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her…

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

17

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth…

Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb…

Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is…

The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does….

The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something..

I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is…

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

17

Jan

Suki Waterhouse Short Fat Legs in a Bikini Top Beach Jog of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is apparently dating some older Mexican actor who is in the new Star Wars…because she’s a whore for actors….previously, she was with Brad Cooper, but he want off and knocked up an actual model…who is actually hot…so why not go for the bootleg, Mexican version….it’s the logic of most American manufacturing…if you can’t afford to do the American manufacturing for whatever reason…go for the less expensive, more eager Mexico…only Suki Waterhouse isn’t American, she’s some rich cunty UK bitch..who’s father is a Plastic Surgeon, her mom a nurse and she pretends to be a model…but who’s legs tell a different story….one that reads…that she hangs out with models, and may have modeled, but her actual tactic is to fuck her way into Hollywood…

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In more interesting Suki Waterhouse news, here she is getting her ass grabbed by Jorge the Mexican Star Wars star…

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I guess no Suki Waterhouse trying to get famous news is exciting….that’s what my takeaway from this post…oh and weird fucking shorts…

Posted in:SFW|Suki Waterhouse