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2019

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell in Lingerie for BLACK FRIDAY of the Day

What better way to celebrate mass consumerism, insanity through materialism, corporate greed and waste this BLACK FRIDAY….than a pic of this iconic black 90s super model in lingerie next to food..

This is Naomi Campbell….old as shit, but still bringing it….she started her carreer in a Bob Marley video…Bob Marley has been dead since before you were born..so she’s that level of old as shit…but looks good to me…but that could just be my BLACK FRIDAY RAGE / EXCITEMENT / ENDORPHINES freaking the fuck out.

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2019

29

Nov

TOP 10 GIRLS WITH TOOLS WHO SHOULD HAVE USED A GEEK KEY FOR BLACK FRIDAY OF THE DAY

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Geek Key has changed the game when it comes to the most valuable keychain accessory you’ll ever have…..

The tool has been extremely well designed to provide users with a multi bit screwdriver, wrenches, a bike spoke wrench, a wire stripper, a bit driver, a bottle opener and you can even smoke your dope out of it….all in a key for your keychain…

Here are the top 10 Girls with Tools, who should drop that shit and order a GEEK KEY HERE NOW…you know some TOOL TIME looking girls…missing out on the modern and convenience of GEEK KEY

If you buy now on AMAZON you’ll save 20% as a PRIME MEMBER.

That’s the deal…its an awesome gift….make it happen…here are the Bob Villa, Norm Abrams, that asshole from Extreme home makeover…the way they should have been….SLUTTY.

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2019

29

Nov

Sophie Mudd Throwback Tit Pic Cuz She Misses the Sun of the Day

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Sophie Mudd has huge tits and is using those tits to get famous as she should because she was given these tits to get famous with…

I don’t know her family background, but I’ve heard she’s a celebrity or connected rich kid, allowing her to focus on her passion of showing off her huge tits. I mean if you’re born with tits like this, what the fuck else are you to do…

Here are the things she’s thankful for…notice that there is no mention of her tits, despite her tits being the only reason anyone’s here looking…

Here she is promoting herself…with her tits that she is not thankful for…despite having a list of 50 things she’s thankful for….not that I actually read that list but I already know that tits aren’t on there despite being the only reason she has any of the things she’s thankful for…

What it comes down to is that I am thankful for her big tits on her small frame too, even if she’s not all that hot, the body is and that’s more important cuz you can always just fuck her from behind…or even put on those morph suit latex silicone realistic masks on her…the technology is getting there…so she can become anyone you want to fuck only with her epic tits….sounds like a plan to any rich guy who ends up fucking her that doesn’t find her face hot. We got options.

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2019

29

Nov

Sarah Fucking Snyder Spreading Legs in a Bikini of the Day

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“It Girl” who used to fuck Will Smith’s trans son, and got semi-famous for it, at least in the street wear community, because street wear is so fucking queer people like Will Smiths’ son inspire the models they use to promote their shit, which is just shit, over priced, over hyped, aggressively marketed and limited editon shit, for nerds to collect and buy into because they have no real coolness or style…allowing people like Kanye and Hypebeast to dictate what is cool to their loyal followers of nerds looking for the latest lame pair of sneakers to put in their sneaker room with their 500 pairs…

Since Hip Hop marketing accounts for 75 percent of trends in white people, it’s smart to be dialed in as the white girl who supports that, cuz the white people following the lies, will inturn decide you’re the hot one…and as big fashion brings more of the streetwear people into their mix…everyone gets more high profile…and less core, underground, or interesting…

I used to fuck with streetwear in the 90s…and all that shit is over now….but Sarah Fucking Snyder looks Like she wants to lay there and get Stuffed Like a Turkey by any black dick she can without filming it as she balances that fine line of porn girl and girl channeling porn

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2019

29

Nov

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Fitness Erotica of the Day

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NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….

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2019

29

Nov

Demi Rose Mawby Nipples of the Day

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Desperation comes in many forms, today it comes in the form of a UK hooker Demi Rose with her nipples out in a see through shirt for Thanksgiving, because her people from the UK, are responsible for the PILGRIMS who came to America to steal the land from the Natives during Harvest times…..

I assume she does her best impression of a THANKSGIVING turkey…everytime she fucks because that’s probably the amount of effort she puts into the fuck….a Turkey probably pushes back on your dick harder when you fuck it…because hookers who get overinflated egos think they are special, or important, or worth a lot of money per hour and hardly ever deliver, but more lay there and take it…in a “You’re lucky to be fucking me” in the same way that the Turkey Carcass you fucked last night looked back at your drunken ass after you came inside it.

That’s all.

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2019

29

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber is hot enough, but looks a bit too much like a dude, or like her husband for me to fully commit to thinking she’s actually hot…

For some reason, she’s been desperate to be in the news, to be talked about, to be an instagram model….and started out early on in her life, with the best representation thanks to her celebrity father, who despite not really being a celebrity in any of our minds, I mean he’s Stephen Baldwin, besides one or two roles he’s a zero, but people love celebrity children and despite being a celebrity child…she’s really accomplished very little.

Her biggest hit has been marrying Bieber, which isn’t a bad gig to have if you’re into getting publicity and visibility, Bieber is a huge fucking star…but that was her only option, to mooch off her dad’s name hard enough to mooch off her Bieber…and in between her dad and Bieber was the Kardashians and Hadids who she went everywhere with but no one noticed…the third tier….

So maybe that is why every pic of her, even half naked ones are depressing..even her getting married was tactics to get that shine as a “celebrity” seeing as she’s not one…but has been around it long time…

The other thing that makes me laugh about her is that she’s a weird new generation Christian while being a half naked slut on social media, not that being half naked and Jesus don’t go hand in hand, I think most Priests get into it for the pussy…or whatever it is they consider the pussy…with God by their side, and God as their ally in the mind of the believers, it is easy to get people to give you money or sex…

I just don’t buy it, but I do buy that she’s an empty celebrity child dead at her core just trying to figure out her place…and she’s in a bikini, probably pregnant (look at her rib fat) since Jesus werido’s don’t use contraception / pull out….

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2019

29

Nov

Caylee Cowan Got Her Ass Out of the Day

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Caylee COwan is some slut trying to be the next big thing by sexualizing herself…good strategy for my needs as a pervert voyeur…

You can see her PREVIOUS SLUTTY SHOOTS where I confuse her with the girl from EUPHORIA with the great tits, when really she’s hasn’t done much, despite having been around for a while…

I think the most interesting or relevant fact about her is that she’s estranged from her father, which could explain this hustle…daddy issues…yes.

They say she lived at Chateau Marmont, which is expensive and where Lohan lived probably around the time that this one was born, seeing as Lohan is old as shit, so I assume, based on her resume, that she either sucks rich dick or is rich…and who cares…that’s what all girls are about…look at her smut.

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2019

29

Nov

Salma Hayek No Panties of the Day

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Salma Hayek’s husbands family just bought Tiffany & Co for 16 billion dollars and this is a celebration of her divorce settlement provided she ever leaves him….

No wait, I googled it, her husband’s family owns another LUXURY BRAND EMPIRE FROM FRANCE worth billions, but not the one that bought Tiffany & Co, but let’s assume that they probably bid on it and lost out to LVMH, so they sent the daughter-in-law / Trophy Wife the empire was able to import from MEXICO for the son of the empire….to post this shot of what could be her asshole if only that dumb dress she’s in was pulled over to the side the way the Hollywood producers used to position her panties back when they were casting her in their movies for her tits…and to prove that they weren’t racist…cuz she was lurking around thanks to being rich in Mexico and able to buy her way into America instead of digging a tunnel or climbing a fence / wall or buying a plane ticket and not ever leaving until the agencies finally sign you for your tits and get you that work visa…NOT THAT IT MATTERS….

What matters is that Selma Hayek despite being old is still slutty, despite being rich as fuck on her own, and even richer as fuck through marriage….she does it for the love of being jerked off to…it is just the wrong kind of slutty, since this isn’t her tits.

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2019

29

Nov

Sofia Richie Taking her Pants Off of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the new or next or current “It” girl who doesn’t do anything good, inspiring, interesting, intelligent, impressive because she’s a rich LA brat who produces slutty content for social media to a large following thanks to being amplified by being the other woman in the Scott Disick storyline for Keeping Up with the Kardashians…because the masses, or a large amount of people care..

I don’t think she’s that bad, I mean she’s Lionel’s official kid after his test run with Nicole that fetus found in the dumpster outside his show he raised before SOFIA …

I figure what the fuck else is a girl to do when she’s rich as shit, has no need to work thanks to the trust fund, has been raised amongst the other vapid idiots who want to break free from their parents that luckily came out when isntagram happened so that people can follow anything even remotely affiliated to wealth and fame…

There are 1000s of celebrity children pre-social media who never had a chance to just pull their tits out and find following based on their parents and instead killed themselves off in sucides and overdoses from being in their parent’s shadow…but now, thanks to Zuckerberg that Pervert…they can build careers, personal brands, etc…and make their own money…cuz the general public are dumb as shit.

I don’t think Sofia Richie is ugly, I like her slutty bikini pics, so I’m all about this hustle…if you’re gonna be a vapid, useless, slut living that life of travel luxury…do it thanks to your family money…and not cuz you’re a straight whore like the rest of these people doing this same thing.

I am not against vapid sex workers sucking rich dick, I just prefer when the vapid sluts start rich and semi-famous because it’s less desperate….and more “real” to how they live…even if it’s social media and all bullshit…