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2009

29

Jan

Jessica Alba Pretends to be a Mother of the Day

I like Jessica Alba’s tattoo. If I was fuckin’ her from behind, I’d really like feeling like I was about to cum all over a 7 year old school girl’s hair. Or maybe she’s trying to do some Christmas present shit, you know where she figures if you’re dick’s inside her box, she might as well wrap it up and put a bow on top, in which case it’s a lot less exciting, because cumming on the outside of the present really isn’t as fun as cumming inside, especially if the present is for your asshole boss and is edible.

Either way, here is Alba in some staged mom pictures, when most girls get in bikinis to get attention, she tries her best to act like she likes the kid and doesn’t think it’s the biggest pain in the ass that only comes in handy for staged photoshoots with the paparazzi, to distract the public from a couple stupid statements she’s made the last couple days. You know, like she is actually a good, involved mom who doesn’t just pawn the kid off on her nannies and mom to take the burden off her shoulders. You know, she since she’s a piece of shit cunt like that.

Good morning everyone. Hope you’re enjoying your day so far.

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Alba|Mother

2009

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a claim today that Fibromyalgia is a fake disease created by lazy people who need an excuse to stay at home and collect disability checks. You know chronic pain that stems from their crazy heads, and not an actual disease, well it turns out a dude who has the disease wanted to clear things up and wrote this:

FIBROMYALGIA is real. Are you? And it doesn’t only affect women.  I’ve suffered from it for 16 years. I am so fucking sick of ignorant people making ill informed claims and vague value-judgments about crippling diseases.  First failed ethnobotanist, rancid radio host and Rock Star energy drink founder Michael Savage denies that autism is real, now you have the withered testicles to claim that anxiety, arthritis, and fibromyalgia are “bullshit disorders”?!?! 

My response:

Wow, 16 years is a lot of years of being a pussy.

I know no one cares about bullshit diseases and the wimps on disability too scared to deal with life who have them so here are my links.

Every Man Needs a Women That Does What She is Told, No?
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I Mean, Who DOESN’T Treat Their Own Mother Like a Piece of Garbage?
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I’m Sure The Gay Alphabet Makes Sense to a Homo Like You
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The Nine Hottest Canadian Women
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Now THAT’s How You Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich
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These are the REAL Ladies of Wrestling – Video
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Pam Anderson Modeling Throwback, To Remember What Once Was
And What Will Never Be Again
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Who Knew Blake Lively Had Such a Great Rack
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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built
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Because If I Can Find a Girl to Fuck, Anything is Possible
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Dre is in Lingerie
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Mischa Barton Lesbian Make Out
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Bianca Gascoigne Topless
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Good Doing Pretty Much Anything
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China is a Communist Country and Even They Allow Gay Marriages
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striptease of the Day
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If Jessica Simpson is a Size 2, I Am In the Best Shape of My Life and Haven’t Drank Yet today
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Britney Ain’t Lookin’ Half Bad
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Mac vs PC va Linux
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Argentinian Wardrobe Malfunction
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Some Slut on Rock of Love Blew Out an Implant While Falling
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How About a Round House Kick to the FACE
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You’re Late Night Porn Fix
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Emma Will Drive You Wild
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Mini Me Wants to Baby Sit Your Kids
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Even Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
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Who Knew the Tennis Chicks Could Be Such Sluts?
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Road Side ASS-isstance
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Lucy Pinder Doesn’t Look Like a Complete Piece of Porno Trash For Once
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Nipple Piercing Reaction
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Because Getting Sex is Far Easier Than You Think
It’s All About Using the Right Tools
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Now Those Are Some Giant Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Playboy and Thank God, Because Even
Naked Pictures of Her Wouldn’t be Enough to Make Me Read The
Accompanying Article About Her and Her Depressed Vagina
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Who the Hell is K.D. Aubert, And More Importantly Why Isn’t She In My Bed
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Amanda Bynes Upskirt
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Crissy Moran Wants to Show You Reading Rockss
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Build a $40 USB Telescope to Spy on Your Neighbors With
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Michael Lohan Just Won’t STFU
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How Awesome Would The Office Be If It Was XXX?
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A Death Defying Anal Insertion
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Obama Lays the Smack Down to Citi Bank, And Rightfully So
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Roasting in Hell’s Kictchen, By Gordon Fucking Ramsey
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The Fister Sisters
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I’m All About Kristen Bell’s Ass
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Lookin’ GOod Sweetheart…..I’m Talking to Your Vagina….
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Party Sluts Being Sluts While Drunk
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Bonus:
More Sluts Than In Your Dreams!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Jan

Paris Hilton Interviews Lady Gaga and I survived of the Day

So Paris Hilton is a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s, which means you need to stop listening to this cunt now. It also turns out they went to school together and I am sure Paris Hilton didn’t give her the time of day back then, meaning that her giving her the time of day today is some fake shit that you’d expect from Paris. But since Gaga was always seeking approval of her peers, proven in how she tries so hard to be different because they didn’t let her in their circle, she’s probably got a fucking female boner now that she’s made it. Who knows, maybe Paris helped lauch her career, maybe they are actually friends, but I do know that 5hiw interview is fucking tedious to watch and that Gaga’s one single is her only fucking single because I hate her and her rich kid trying to be different by pretending to be a fucking artist bullshit, not to mention, she’s fucking disgusting looking and I expect more out of the girls I see on TV walking around in their underwear. If I wanted to see a fat half naked ass in action, I’d just pull out my mirror and drop my pants and start my fucking jig I’ve been practicing all day, so I don’t need to see hers.

Sure, I’m all for people ripping off drag queens by dressing like assholes to get attention. I am also for people ripping of Christina Aguilera’s singing style and putting it to hipster shit, but bitch needs to take some fucking ownership to the fact that she’s just another mainstream popstar and not some revolutionary fucking artist paving the way for the next generation of artists. Real artists don’t host parties with Paris Hilton. Ever. They are too busy being crazy in their basements cutting their ears off and sodomizing themselves for creative inspiration. Maybe Lady Gaga would be better off in a fucking gag, unfortunately, the only thing she’s gagging on is her fucking chin because that’s the only explanation as to where it went. She needs to be working at American Apparel with the other try hards, pretending she’s so unique, instead of on the radio ruining my day, becuase that way only her immediate friends and the suck ups who suck her dick and feed her that false sense of confidence would have to hear her talk about how cool she thinks she is and how she’s on the next fucking level…so different that her fuckin creative venute is going to take the fuck over…..instead she’s just a fucking cookie cutter popstar who I want to see disappear.

Here are some pictures of the night at PUNK which is probably anything but PUNK, you know with a VIP list and security that won’t let you in with cameras and shit. I am posting them because I have them, not because I think they are worth lookin’ at. This girl is a waste of space, but at least the world’s given her the stamp of approval she’s always been lookin’ for….even if it only lasts a few months….she can always say she made it….that she was an artist and a talent and the world recognized it.

Here is some Paris Hilton at the event because she is just a fucking monster and her black panties probably smell like pure shit.

Here’s some Chick Named Mutya Buena Showing Off Her Panties Leaving the Event….what kind of name is Mutya…You know sure she’s a fucking dog, but do you have to drive the point home by naming her that Mr and Mrs Buena?

Here’s the Only Good Coming Out of Gaga’s Clown Costumes, and That is the follower whores who may or may not be famous because I am not good at recognizing this shit…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paris Hilton

2009

28

Jan

Drunkenstepfather’s Fashion Report of the Day

Today’s fashion report is about leather leggings. The reason you see whores in the shit is because it turns out to be the only fabric that prevents them from being forced to smell their own rank pussies everytime they sit down. This shit may not be indistructable and probably has to get thrown out after being worn once because of the acidity of their cunts burning holes in the shit, but latex is what condoms are made of, the shit fight AIDS, PVC is what pipes are made of the shit prevents shit from ending up all over your fucking basement and leather is what cows and motorcycle saftey gear is made of, so when cotton can’t stand the heat of a rotting vagina, these pants come in fuckin handy.

They also do a good sturdy job of supporting the vagina and keeping everything in place like a second skin when the first skin is too battered to do it’s job. You know like duct tape on the hole in your couch because nothing is more embarrassing than when a loose whore’s uterus falls out of her gaping hole and drags behind her like some kind of unwanted fuckin’ tail, especially in public.

Here are the whores in question for today:

Nicole Scherzinger:

Paris Hilton:

Posted in:Leather Leggings|Nicole Scherzinger|Paris Hilton

2009

28

Jan

Zelda Williams is the Celebrity Lesbian of the Day

It was pretty obvious that this goth whore was a lesbian back when she ignored my seductive messages on the internet. It was even more obvious last week when she wore her sterotypical lesbian flannel shirt out to get face moisturizer because she wasn’t getting loads on her face to do the moisturizing for her, but now it’s official, this bitch no one cares about, Robin William’s daughter, is a fucking dyke. When asked about Valentine’s Day, a riveting question by the paparazzi because it’s so time sensitive, she turns to the vagina she calls home and asked if they had plans.

You’d be a pussy eater if your dad was Robin Williams and you were a chick, I mean I know he turns me off of mankind in general, so I can’t imagine what that would do to a bitch who was forced to live with him all her life….you know seeing him walk around naked doing his stupid over-the-top performances and dealing with him coming off coke…shit’s a hole other level of child abuse that probably has the same affect as rape on a girl…or maybe she’s just doing the lesbian thing because she’s intense and trying to find her own identity and break free from the life her dad’s created for his family, which is most likely the fucking case. Rich girls are all fucked up.

Posted in:Lesbian|Zelda Williams

2009

28

Jan

Hayden Panettiere and Her Dainty Panties of the Day

I would have expected Hayden Panettiere to be rockin’a pair of men’s underwear, you know to keep her in the zone when she hits the leg press at the gym. I figured the only time she’d rock something strappy would be when she steps into her strap on. I am surprised to see she’s got feminine lookin’ underwear because she’s got more testosterone in her than a highschool football team, but I guess when it comes to feeling sexy on the inside, you gotta do what you gotta do on the outside and at times, that that means getting ladylike in your intimate areas that may or may not otherwise be ladylike.

When you do you better show the fuckin’ world it’s being done because it’s not everyday you slip into something like this to fuck with the public.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Thong|Whale Tail

2009

28

Jan

Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Some Gay Shit of the Day

No I am not talking about her boyfriend. I already went on and on about how the only guy who would fuck her would have to be gay. Not because of her gaping vagina resembling a ball sack or because her dangling clit looks very dick-like when it gets hard, but because she’s got some drag queen level of plastic surgery and is so over the top that only a fag would see anything appealing about spending time with her, you know they like to keep things outrageous.

At first I thought proof to back up my theory is this weird motorized shit they are on, because you know that no straight dude would ever be comfortable enough with his sexuality to get up on one of these in public, not even for vagina, but then I remembered that guys usually do anything for pussy, even if it means pussying out byt doing things they’d never want to do, whether it’s going to plays or to antique stores or even shopping for dresses, so I guess the power of the pussy always wins, especially when your pussy is a trained seasoned veteran like Shauna Sands’.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

28

Jan

Hefner’s Girlfriends Smoke Pot of the Day

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There’s a funny law in California that my friend told me about and that I have done absolutely no research on because I don’t live in California, that involves these medical marijuana clinics that resemble cigar lounges that are all over the fucking place. They have menus with all the different types of marijuana products available that day for the people who have the membership cards.

To get a membership card you need a doctor’s note, so there are tons of doctors out there prescribing the shit to people with various ailments that don’t exist or that can’t really be tracked like anxiety, arthitis, fibromyalgia, and a handful of other bullshit disorders.

There’s a video of Snoop talking about his prescription to medicinal marijuana where they ask him what he prescription was that got him the card and he looked in the camera, smiled and said something like “anxiety”. If anyone’s ever seen snoop, dude’s about as anxious as a fucking sea turtle laying in the fuckin’ sun for 12 fucking days straight, and I don’t mean Coleen Rooney on vacation.

The reason for this is because pot should be legalized and the USA is just taking babysteps.

So the fact that Hefner’s twins smoke pot legally shouldn’t really be an issue and the fact that they sell their whore bodies should be….America is so fucking backwards. You can own guns and blow shit up, you can legally whore yourself, but you can’t smoke a fucking joint without getting in a mess with the law. I just don’t really get it and I don’t even smoke pot, that shit makes me fucking paranoid, so those of you who do, should get up off your lazy snackin’ asses and do something about it, but I guess that’d be like asking a bunch of paralyzed people to organize a run for their cause…if you know what I mean, you lazy sack of shit.

Posted in:Girlfriends|Hefner|Pot

2009

28

Jan

Jade Goody’s Weightloss Plan of the Day

I don’t know all that much about Big Brother because I don’t watch TV and I know a hell of a lot less about British Big Brother, but this Jade Goody girl was on the show and caused some controversy that lead to some more work for her and is pretty much a reality star living the dream, I mean except for the whole cancer part.

I did a little search on the site and found out that I posted Jade Goody’s Nipples before. She used to be pretty fucking fat and now that she has terminal cervical cancer, with a 40 percent chance of survival, she seems to be slimming out a bit.

Now I am not a doctor, but last time I checked, cervical cancer was straight from HPV. Where was Gardasil whenshe started raw doggin’men with warts on their dicks. I know it’s no laughing matter, she’s had a hysterectomy, which means no babies and fucked up hormones, leading to her essentially turning into a dude, but thankfully for any man out there, that means no condoms or fear of her getting attached after getting knocked up, refusing that abortion she always promised she’d get if ever you accidentally knocked her up, not that you’d want to do the whole no condom thing with her, you know with that whole HPV business, not that guys care, I know at least 10 dudes who have told me they’ve banged girls with HPV or early stages of vagina cancer, so I don’t think this will really be a set back for her, I mean other than the whole cancer thing….

I do wish her the best and I hope for survival and I am posting this because it is a heartwarming day for her as she greets her boyfriend from Big Brother who is just being released from prison after being sentenced to 18 months after beating a 16 year old with a golf club. These reality stars always keep it fuckin’ classy. I am not posting this for those of you who get off the Chemo/Cancer patients. Keep it in your pants you sick fucks getting off to sick people…it is not very appropriate.

Posted in:Cancer|Jade Goody

2009

28

Jan

Ashley Scott and Her Sheer Dress of the Day

In celebration of the Superbowl, here’s some football lookin’ motherfucker named Ashley Scott on her way out of a club the other day half naked. Maybe it’s to draw a little attention her herself because I’ve never heard of her, or maybe it’s because she has trouble seducing men, because instilling fear of tearing them apart limb by limb is a shitty seduction strategy, but I doubt that’s the issue, since guys have proven time and time again that they will fuck anything that has a pussy. Especially when her shoulders are pretty fucking broad, that any dude would be scared she’d hunt them down and break their face if they didn’t go home with her. Not that I am ever scared of girls no matter how much stronger, or tougher, or lesbionic and angry they are, because of that whole men are naturally stronger fact. Call me a sexist, but I can’t remember the last time a girl got me to the ground in a fight where I didn’t let her, you know to take advantage of the opportunity and let her think she’s winning, just so I get to feel her breast pushed up against me, and let my hands pretending to fight back, while exploring her inner thigh and every curve, until she realizes what I am doing by my boner pressed against her leg and gets the fuck off me, leaving me no choice but to knock the bitch out to teach her a lesson about cock teasing. To datethere’s no girl who hasn’t gone down to one of my punches and I’m a fucking pussy, so that’s just proof that girls are even bigger pussies….

Either way, I like my pussy in all sizes and shapes, so despite being thick and tough as fuckin’ nails, I still don’t mind seeing her walk around in public in her lingerie, but then again, I don’t mind watching anyone walk around in lingerie, even the senile homeless man who decided he looks pretty in that pink number he stole from the Salvation Army….

Posted in:Ashley Scott|Sheer Dress

2009

28

Jan

Megan Fox in Some Old School Modeling Pictures of the Day

Here are some old modeling pictures of Megan Fox from when she was younger and her lips were far less tainted, less swollen and less diseased from all the abuse she has put them through in her quest to be the next Angelina Jolie. Yes. I am talking about her whore pussy and not her collagen filled mess on her face. The same whore pussy I would throw a saddle on a ride into the sunset. The same whore pussy I would strap into and break speed records. The same whore pussy I would teach to do circus tricks. The same whore pussy I’d hose the fuck down like a Zoo animal on a hot summer day because it’s had David from 90210 in it first. I don’t know where I am going with this, but here are old modeling pictures from a much simpler time.

BONUS – I think this video of teens out of control are of Megan Fox in her youth, but I could be wrong. It happens everyday…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Model

2009

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the public to not buy his music, or maybe it has to do with how heartless I was in talking about his mom’s death and blaming his cunt behavior for it, but I figure he liked heartless things since that shit is making him money right now…

Either way, I wrote him back asking for him to make me a drunkenstepfather song and this was his response:

Unaware as to how you may have receive one of my emails, thank you for respecting my messages. As for the rough version of the song, it is out there now, so you may use it for personal use or have it as a stream on your website please.
Thank you and wish everyone nothing but the best.
Side Note: People Stop sending me Spam, it is uncalled for.

Unaware as how he put my email in the CC field? Seem kinda suspect, but accusing me of spamming him for responding to his shit, when he spammed me to begin with is just an example of how delusional this motherfucker is.
He is trying to leak this new song, he’s probably accidentally emailing every site, I think that is the definition of spam, responding to an email isn’t.
This is on the same level of crazy as Lohan accusing me of being her stalker because she got my phone number off her girlfriend’s cellphone and sends me text messages accusing me of trying to break them up.
I hate celebrities. They all need serious fucking therapy.
It’s been a long day doing hospital shit with my wife and I will be back tomorrow – in the meantime, here are my links.

Why Leave the Comfort of Your Own Home to Be a Peeping Tom?
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Who Knew Korean Girls Eating Cookies Could Almost Make Me Hard?
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This Shit on the Rock of Love Bus Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Some Porn Slut You’ve Seen Fuck, Suck and Lick Dick Talking About Max Payne
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What if Will Smith Had Stayed in West Philadelphia?
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The Biggest Black Tits You Have Ever Seen (PICS)
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Celebrity Sluts
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Nicole McClean is Oh So Sexy With Those Massive Tits….
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Brooke Burke is Looking Fine
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Evita and Isabella Are a Dream Come True
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The 10 Best Mexican-Related Urbandictionary.com Entries
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord Can Ride Me All Night Long
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Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood Are (Movie) Incest Supporters
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There’s No Such Thing and Too Much of a Good Thing
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German Actress Panty Upskirt
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I Would Totally Bang Isla Fisher
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Paris Hilton is a SKinny Cow
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Jessica Alba is More Boring By the Day
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Sushi Anyone?
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Appearences Can Be Deceiving
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I Would Be Doing the Same Thing If I Could Still Get Hard
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What the Fuck is That Smell
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Shower Surprise
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Ariana Armanni = Boners
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Snowboard Russia!!
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Audrey Bitoni is Alot to Love
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What’s the Problem With Veggie Porn
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Ehhhh, I Think That’s a Bit Racist
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Paris Hilton is a Drug Smuggling Racist
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Because I Know You Must Be Getting Tired of Trying to Damn Hard
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Alba Teaches Us About World War II
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Melissa is Your Tuesday Fantasy
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Lady GaGa, Shut the Fuck Up
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Everything is Boring About Jennifer Aniston, Including This Great Shot of Her Cleavage
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Hannah Hilton Likes Music
I Like Hanna Hilton’s Tits
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Megan Fox is Airbrushed, But Whatever
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Daphne!!! Joy!!!
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Make a Ping Pong Ball Smoke Grenade
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Why Hello Kayleigh Pearson
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Kanya West Gos More Insane Day by Day, I Swear
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Baby’s Got Back??
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PETA’s Superbowl Publicity Stunt that Involves Chicks in Lingerie with Vegetables
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10 Signs Your Girlfriend is a Fucking Whore
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Some Whore from Myspace Being a Whore
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Teens Who Take Abstanence Vows are More Likely to Fuck Raw
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Choose Your Own Adventure Youtube Video With a GIrl in a Bikini is Revolutionary
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Dutch Ad Agency Gets into Bondage Ads
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The Best Way to Play Mouse Trap Involves Cum
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Club Sluts Being Sluts….
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BONUS – Some Links To Some of the Best of Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

So I am thinking about going to the hospital to make some friends and hang in the infectious disease ward, to see what I can pick up. Because you know statistically there is at least one person about to die who has no family, but a bank account that I’d hate to see go back to the government, but would like to see go back into my pocket.

So while I’m doing that, here’s some action in the stepFORUM.

Register to get the full DSF experience!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Keeley Hazell shows Her Tits (NSFW)
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Katie Holmes looking more and more like a little boy
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Jessica Alba having fun with her daughter in a park
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Emily Blunt – 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
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Anne Hathaway – 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
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HOT – Alessandra Ambrosio – St. Barts Photoshoot Mega Thread (SFW)
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Jessica Simpson in ‘Mom Jeans’ and Belly Rolls
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Petra Nemcova – Wearing a Tiara and Showing Cleavage
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Angelina Jolie – 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
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Mary-Louise Parker – Hedda Gabler on Broadway
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler @ 15th Annual SAG Awards
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Hilary Duff – Playing with a dolphin in bahamas
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Mischa Barton – Christian Dior :Paris Fashion Week Haute Couture
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AnnaLynne McCord at the Babes on the Bull Charity Event
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Christine Hendricks – Screen Actors Guild Awards
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———Audio Books———

Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
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Get Anyone To Do Anything
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America: A Citizen’s Guide to Democracy Inaction
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———Music———

Mark Olson & Gary Louris – Ready For The Flood
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Pete Yorn – Nightcrawler
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The Duran Duran Tribute Album!
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Jayhawks – Smile
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M. Ward – Hold Time (320kbs)
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Brutha (2008)
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Pete Yorn – Day I Forgot
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———Random———

Girls Toungueing Eachother Down
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Some Real Girls (Some NSFW)
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In your Opinion this chick is HOT (NSFW)
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Yummy (NSFW)
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———Movies and TV Shows———

All you Need is Love – Episodes 1-17
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Big Love – Seasons 1-3
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Man On Wire
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The Order of Myths
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Murderball
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———Comedy Albums———

Michael Showalter – Sandwiches & Cats
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The Sklar Brothers – Poppin’ the Hood
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———Sleaziness———

Cream Pie Beer!
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Keira Pharrell smokey mouth blowjob
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Cream Pie Ashley!
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Natasha Nice – Best Of Boob Bangers
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Gangbang Girl 14 – Rebbecca Lord and Vanessa Chase
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Suprise!! You have Big Cans!
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Janine Lindemulder & Stormy Daniels Sucking Boobs & Pussies
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Little Horny Asians # 2
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Ex-Girlfriend Jessica
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Gangbang Girl 7 – Selena Steele
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Andi pink – bikini beauty
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Sexual Freak – # 6: Sophia Sant
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Laure Sainclair in “Fever of Laure”
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

27

Jan

Russell Brand and Some Whores of the Day

I told you last week that girls were going to start dressing like this, because I am a trendsetter ahead of my time, and because people don’t have an original bone in their fucking body and like to do what they see on TV because they take it as that stamp of approval they need to do things, without TV telling them what to do, they’d be fucking lost and unable to do anything from shitting, to choosing a drink, to what car they drive. Thanks America.

That said, here are some pictures of Russel Brand leaving a club with a couple of Lady Gagas and it’s safe to say that I haven’t got shit on this guy. The last person I left a club with was one of Lindsay Lohan’s security guards, and despite him potentially lookin’ hot in some spanx space outfit, he wasn’t really my type.

I guess you get all the no name pussy when you are actually considered funny, when you have your own radio show, when you star in some movies and host some MTV award shows, but in all fairness to groupie whores, they would have probably still left with him if he told them he was in the Best Buy catalog.

To See the Rest of the Pictures From Behind Follow This Link Cuz The Paparazzi Hate Me…
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Posted in:Russell Brand|Whores

2009

27

Jan

Rihanna is in GQ Mexico of the Day

Normally getting anything “Mexico” stamped on anything you do is a pretty bad sign, you know since us Mexicans are looked down upon in America. We are seen as the bottom feeders who don’t belong there and our own country is seen as only worth the beaches and Spring Break parties, but it’s nice to see that Mexico has their own GQ magazine that showcases things that are more than just Donkey Shows, how to jump the border, how to work slower than any other human in the fucking world, or local talent like America Ferrira and Eva Longoria and have moved into the likes of Rihanna, who I want to fuck…..especially when Photoshopped in her bikini, cuz she looks better that way. Viva Mexico!

Posted in:GQ|Mexico|Rihanna