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2008

29

Oct

Janice Dickinson Hates the Paparazzi of the Day

I admit, I am slow moving today. I was taking a nap, because I am trying to get as much energy as I can to see as many vaginas as I can over the next 4 days. It only comes once a year and I am sure I don’t have all that many more ahead of me, so I might as well milk it for all I can….

Speaking of monsters, here’s a clip of Janice Dickinson, a modern day Frankenstein, calling the paparazzi cockroaches and rats, because I guess she doesn’t like the attention they are giving her when she’s not lookin’ her best or some shit, unless this is her best, in which case, she’s just being a bitch and if I was her, I’d be a bitch too, I mean after spending all that money on surgery then getting this mess of a face that would be worse than that time I bought a stereo system off some crackhead that didn’t work when I got home, or the time a group of us hired a whore to pass around and she fell asleep on us, or died, we weren’t sure, we just know we didn’t ask her pimp for a refund when he came to drag her out of my apartment. True story.

Ok, now I gotta get to my real posts. I hope you’re ready….cuz it’s going to be a life changing day today….or not…I am just trying to hype myself up to get down and do this…when I really just want to go back to bed.

Here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson flashing her underwear and acting like an idiot for the paparazzi a while ago, because she hates them so fucking much, and doesn’t use them to get publicity when it is convenient for her, I guess she’s just a hypocritical cunt.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Paparazzi

2008

29

Oct

Cloris Leachman Actin’ Crazy on Kimmel of the Day

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, like all the other motherfuckers in the world, because if I want to see dancing, I will go to a fucking stripclub or hit up the clubs, the last thing I need to do is sit in front of a TV and watch a bunch of no name celebrities trying to do some professional dancing….

That said, I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is, I do know she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, but then she went on Kimmel and acted like a fuckin’ nut.

She crawled around the floor, got in the doggy style position and crawled up on Kimmel, because she obviously has dementia.

I figured I’d post it because I know no one’s watching Kimmel, but figured I’d give the guy some support, you know, an internet pat on the back because I know after fucking Sarah Silverman, your life looks pretty bleak. That’s the kind of thing that crawls up on you in your sleep, leading you to suicide, and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Watch this Dancing with the Stars outcast being fuckin’ insane…..

BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are Out on a Date, I guess he realized being single, that girls won’t fuck him, despite his celebrity, because he’s a fucking joke that is funnier than any Sarah Silverman joke, so he’s forced to go back to what he had…..

Posted in:Cloris Leachman|Jimmy Kimmel

2008

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been working on a new concept. You know how Jeff Foxworthy has his redneck jokes, like you may be a redneck if your sister is sucking your dick as you read this, not that you know how to read, or have teeth, but the people who are, think you may just be a redneck if you’re sister is sucking your dick, even though I just think that’s strategic blowjob because she’s got a vagina and lives under the same roof, so I guess I may be a redneck, but I don’t have a sister, so maybe that’s why it’s easy for me to say that, but none of that’s really the point.

The point is that I decided to do my own kind of joke, it’s called “Your so gay”….and I am thinking about realeasing a book on them. Here’s my first one.

You’re so gay, you robbed a women’s lingerie store, in hopes of going to prison so that you could get raped in the shower by other prisoners, while wearing a pair of panties you stole. Yes, that’s how gay you are.

That was a disaster, here are my links…..

Sluts Who Dont Need a Costumes to Be Sluts
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Sexy Britney Spears Workout Porn
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The Top Ten Most Agonizing Ways to Die
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Jessica Biel Channels Her Inner Gay and By Gay I Mean Testicles….
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Nadine Vasquez is My Kind of Women
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Freddie Mac Talks Recession
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Alexis Lopez is a Latina Who’s Taco I’d Eat No Matter How Meaty It Was….
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Kabbalah Hates Madonna and So Do I
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Another Girls Aloud Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
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Jessica Alba’s peachy little ass shaking in Sin City Throwback…..
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My My My, What an Ass
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Halloeen Safety Tips with Jack O Lantern
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Don’t Ask Questions You Already Know the Answers to Lauren Conrad
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Gas Station Rage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tom Cruise Lives Out his Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Through the Donut Hole!!
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The Final Countdown
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IHOP Fist Fights
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I Love You Charlize Theron
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Celeste Star Makes Good Use of the Dining Room
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Whores in Training
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I Don’t Wanna Be Harsh or Anything, But I Think Bill Cosby is About to Die or Some Shit
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Poor Little Rich Girl’s Feeling the Economic Crisis
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Sucker Punch!
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Dita Von Tease, I Hate You
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striptease of the Day
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Hmmmm Train Love
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Mash Your Stache
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Iraqi Convoy Stripdown
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lewd Behavior
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Flavios Briattore’s Sex Toy
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Bookstore Kiss Off
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Your Afternoon Pick Me Up
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Lauryn Hill Is Hanging Out with Martha Stewart
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Carnival Hotness
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William Balfour is Going to Jail Forever
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Brittany Nicle – Playboy Whore
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Make a Survival Fire From a Battery and a Staple
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Vicky Blows Topless Photoshoot
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Miss November from Playboy Doing Some Slutty Rockband Video
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Suicide Girl Halloween Party Pictures because I Hate the Suicide Girls
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Montreal Sluts I’ve Never Fucked….
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Vagina Workshop
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BONUS – ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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ANOTHER BONUS
Become a Fan of the Site on Facebook, I Promise To Do Something Life Changing There Eventually…..
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Some McCain Fans Making Some Crazy Statements….If you take my guns, my job or increase my taxes, I will come after you…..

And another one….


Vote for McCain Cuz Obama Stole This Guys Lunch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

28

Oct

Katy Perry Gets Her Tits Cast for Charity of the Day

So Katy Perry is riding the celebrity wave and decided to do something good with the only thing she’s got going or her and that’s her big fat chick tits. So she got involved with this charity called Keep A Breast, and they pretty much mold titties, get artists to paint them and auction them off on ebay for perverts to tittyfuck, even though it feels like sandpaper and will rip your dick apart, but perverts are determined and don’t fuck around when it comes to getting off in the weirdest ways possible.

I am sure that her tits will sell for a lot of money, because so many people want a piece, except me, because all I see is a talentless fat chick on coke who has far too much fame than she deserves, who has single handedly ruined my teenage girl fantasy by making her catchy fuckin contagious song rape my brain because of all the airtime it got.

The word on the street is that song isn’t the only thing contagious on this girl, so maybe a mold of her tits is better than a her herpes infested real ones. Sure, herpes rarely appear on tits, it’s one of those medical mysteries, and Katy Perry’s career pretty much proves that defying the odds type of miracles really do exist….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2008

28

Oct

Nicolette Sheridan’s Bikini Bottom of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan went out in a bikini and showed off her ass this past weekend and I liked it. I think her body is amazing and hope for all you people who plan on getting married, despite the sad truth that the reason she looks like this is because she’s not married and trying to keep work coming in, but delusions is pretty much what go you into this whole marriage mess to begin with, so what’s another one to the pot that makes up your false sense of happiness…..

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Nicolette Sheridan

2008

28

Oct

The Olsen Twin Haters of the Day

I guess these people don’t like the Olsen Twins because if they did I am sure they’d find better ways to spend their time and retract their publicity stunt to draw attention to the fact that the Olsen’s are down with fur, because it’s such a luxurious fabric for outerwear, underwear and even as blankets at your country hunting lodge. Sure the animals are skinned alive, and it’s a horribly cruel process to make a pelt, but it’s just a small price to pay for style, comfort and warmth.

These hippy motherfuckers need to chill the fuck out and worry about their vitamin B12 deficiency and their unshaved fur in their underwear, and maybe they could get a job, so that they don’t waste all of our time doing silly stunts during a work day, stalking the Olsen’s with messages that won’t change anything in their billionaire lives.

So while Mary Kate is out on drugs and Ashley is running their empire and the rest of us are sitting around in our underwear, struggling, these Peta motherfuckers are out making fools of themselves all in defense of their wrongfully treated animals. I know that these fuckers are just posers and don’t actually care. They just identify with a cause because it gives them a purpose, and they become obsessed with that cause, because it makes them feel like they are sincere, when in reality they’re forwarding these pictures to their family and friends to prove how committed they are because even their family and friends theink they are full of shit.

Don’t get me wrong, I love animals, I hate the idea of them getting hurt, because they are helpless and never really wrong humans, but I don’t really think about how cute they are when I am sitting down for a juicy burger, and no, I’m not referencing my wife’s pussy, even though it secretes brownish oily substances that smells like beef, because I never sit down and eat it. I mean an actual burger made from a slaughtered animal filling my belly proper.

Posted in:Haters|Olsen Twins

2008

28

Oct

Some Music Video Premiere’s of the Day

I used to jerk off to music videos in a time before the Internet existed, or at least before I knew the Internet existed. I’d try to get off to Madonna’s Erotic video, or the Spice Girls I Tell Ya What I Want video, because Scary Spice had hard nipples. It would be a pretty time consuming process and would take some real commitment, but sometimes it just had to be done.

Three girls I jerked off to at some point in their careers, before I hated famous girls, have new videos that just dropped and I figured I’d post them in honor of the glory days, when I didn’t need hardcore porn to cum, a more wholesome time, before the media desensitized me.

None of these videos are quite where I would have needed them to be back then, so they’re probably no where near what you need today, but it’s a slow movin’ day, winter is coming and I am feeling a little nostalgic about a simpler time….

Here are the videos……and all the songs fucking suck….these girls are all washed up….but still manage to smell like shit…that was clever of me…admit it…

Christina Aguilera’s Keeps Getting Better Video Premiere

Mariah Carey’s I Stay In Love Video Premiere

Hilary Duff Reach Out – Depeche Mode Rip Off – Video Premiere

Posted in:Music Video Premiere

2008

28

Oct

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I met a gay guy today, he seemed to take a liking to my wife’s dog. He apparently had one that was the exact same, before his “friend” moved out and to the west coast. It really made me feel like a man, you know walking a real man’s dog, but the good news is I have no self respect or dignity and I don’t really care if people think I am a poof when walking a dog, because it will actually work in my favor when getting girls to come over and pet him, it’s like my very own Jennifer Hudson weekend publicity stunt, without all the sadness and death. What too soon?

Here are some things going down in the stepFORUM, because like a slave, or hired Filipino, it’s always there pickin’ up my slack and changing my bratty kid’s diaper, if I was rich enough to have bratty kids or a slave.

Just click the links,

———Celebs———

Amy Winehouse looking like death on her way to the clinic
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Kate Beckinsale @ All About Eve screening
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Hilary Duff – Naomi Kaltman Photoshoot for FHM
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Kim Kardashian Squeezes that huge as into a blue dress
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Lizzy Caplan Topless in True Blood (NSFW)
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Avril Lavigne @ Mary Ellen Matthews SNL shoot
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Keira Knightley looking gorgeous at the Hyatt store
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Eva Mendes – Hollywood candids
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Tiah Eckhardt Nude in S Magazine (NSFW)
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Mischa Barton – Out and about in AA Leggings
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HOT – Topless: Britains Hottest Brunettes (NSFW)
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Jennifer Clark Topless (NSFW)
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Summer Glau Beautiful in Fox Broadcasting Portrait Session
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Sarah Lancaster @ Breeders’ Cup World Championships
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———Music———

Fergie – Collaborations (2008)
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Electronic Projects for Musicians
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Medicine – The Buried Life
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The Stills – Rememberese
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Housexy Ibiza (Mixed By Richard Murray)
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For Dj’s Only 2008 03
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TranceWorld – The Beginning of Life
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———Comedy Albums———

Billy Crystal – Mahvelous!
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Martin Lawrence – Runteldat
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D.L. Hughley – Unapologetic
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———RDC’s Music and Concert Videos———

Pearl Jam – Immagine in Cornice
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———Sleaziness———

Schoolgirl POV
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Angel Dark – puertorican affairs (double penetrated)
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Haley Wilde – Afternoon Fuck session
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Alicia Daniels – Enjoy Time
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Ivana Fukalot – Ivana
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Kelly – Great Baby
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Easy Dater – Young Couple Having Sex
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Gianna michales deepthroat blowjob and swallow cum
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Sky Lopez – Dirty WeekEnd
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Jenna Haze Painful First Anal
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———Pics———

Palin’s Pussy is So Hot! (SFW)
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———Screening Room———

Thats the way to break Glass!!
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———E-Books———

Chuck Palahniuk – Snuff
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The Economist, October 18, 2008
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Chuck Palahniuk – Rant
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Saw.5. 2008.CAM
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KIDS
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UFC 89 Bisping Vs Leben
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American History X
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Seppuku – Harakiri
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

28

Oct

Traci Bingham’s Tits for Her Reality Show of the Day

Traci Bingham is on a reality show, that instead of no name celebrities competing in dance, they are competing to get their own reality show. So basically, it is a reality show about landing a reality show, and the concept is decent I guess, I mean it’s a little complex for my small brain to handle, and it screams that networks are running out of ideas, because it’s like watching a bad making of video, with challenges and obstacles thrown into the mix, only to see who gets their own show and then being forced to watch that shit, it’s like a 2 tier reality tv concept with all kinds of spin-off potential, when in reality, I’d rather none of these people get a show, they are played out and seeing them living their scripted lives is insulting and boring.

The other thing I know is that these staged paparazzi pictures are fucking annoying me. I started posting celebrities acting like idiots or embarrassing themselves because it made me happy to rip them apart in their own natural habitat, since they invade my natural habitat everywhere I fucking go. I figured people liked laughing at them, because they felt the same way about them as I did, but the caught on to that, and saw it as a way to get more press, so the got out there in more bikinis, more see through shirt, released more sex tapes, had more fake relationships, pretended they were gay, pretended they were drunk, got arrested, and all these other things, that would otherwise have never happened, and it is so fucking obvious that it takes away the fun in laughing at them.

It’s like we get it, your life is a joke, your persona is your money making tool, you want us all to know your name and talk abotu you because boys in your high school didn’t want to fuck you and you dad was molesting your sister and not you, leaving you feeling inadequate, but paying the paparazzi to take pictures of you, is breakin’ the rules of being famous. Working with the people who sift through your garbage, is wrong and taking away our entertainment that we got out of seeing you in compromising positions unwillingly, and forcing us to see fabricated situations, like your life is one big horribly written script, is mean.

But the one thing that keeps me going is my belief that us as a whole we have the power to ruin these people and take away the glory they don’t deserve. I mean not that anything about Traci Bingham is glorious, except for maybe the fake tits, and we can’t hate her for milking the opportunity because it’s there, but, you you can fight the lying and manipulating people who make Hollywood by making them go bankrupt by not going to their movies or watching their TV shows and that is something I am willing to executive produce.

Posted in:cleavage|Tits|Traci Bingham

2008

28

Oct

Paris for President…of the Day

Do you realize that the joke that is Paris Hilton has filmed a stupid video and recorded an offensively stupid song, mocking the US Government, pushing a fake presidential campaign, and it is a piece of shit and all your fucking fault.

If 10 years ago, you showed resistance to the people who were pushing her into our lives, and didn’t watch her sex tape, her TV show, jerk off to her retarded face in magazines, or care about who she was fucking, how she was wasting her money living the glamourous star fucking life she lived, she’d be quiet rich kid that would be too busy crying about how daddy wasn’t there for her, while self medicating, and ideally committing suicide rather than polluting our world.

I think she’s one of the biggest jokes the freedom, capitalist American world has allowed to be created, because sometimes, being rich shouldn’t be able to buy you the kind of exposure her dad bought for her because they were tired of her annoying shit, and figured it would get her out of their hair.

I think the biggest downfall of our generation is that she headed the “anyone can be famous” movement, even if they have no talent or an uneducated but still smart enough to know how to brand and market hherself as a fluffy piece of materialistic bullshit to morons can understand and little girls can mimic.

This video makes me angry but I have to hand it to her, she really doesn’t let a herpes outbreak get her down, or out of a bathing suit, I guess those herpes commercials aren’t just lies…..and you can actually go dancing, horseback riding or do all other things people who don’t have herpes can do….unfortunately, for Parish Hilton, Herpes isn’t a terminal disease, but I’m still hoping cancer or Aids or a plane crash, or car accident, puts her out of her misery, and by her misery, I mean my misery in having to watch this shit.

Posted in:Paris|President

2008

28

Oct

Some Retarded Beating of the Day

This is a crazy video of a dude Down with Syndrome getting Knocked the Fuck Out by some baby daddy who sees the retarded guy kick his son. I guess if you see your son get kicked, it’s almost instinct to protect the little fucker, even if you didn’t want it, but had a girl you were fucking on the side during late night booty calls, after drinkin’ in the club and hustling white girls, who thought it would make you settle down with her and take some responsibility and show more commitment, but instead just made you an angry fucker who beats up retarded people because you have to work two jobs to make ends meet, because you are a decent guy and couldn’t change your name, number and relocate fast enough, because you didn’t want to be a deadbeat like your father, leading to you making a serious habit of wearing condoms every time you have sex with a girl you meet in a club, or one you are fucking on the side, so that they don’t do the same shit to you, because according to the line at Wal Mart, young girls seem to like making babies these days….

Either way, I just want to clear up that despite popular belief, the Down’s Syndrome guy is not Sarah Palin’s son, so the dude who punched him, hasn’t been executed for this yet.

Posted in:Downsyndrome|Knock Out

2008

28

Oct

Holly Madison Before Hugh Hefner Renovated Her of the Day

My breast loving, like seriously, breast obsessed, possibly because his mother didn’t breast feed him and that is why he prides himself on using over 100 different terms for breasts, probably because he only lost his virginity after making his first million off his site after coining the term Yorkshire Puddings for tits, I know, next level life changing shit, friend over at HollywoodTuna.com, got some exclusive pictures of Holly Madison before she was swept up and renovated by Hugh Hefner, who originally wanted to flip her, because she was run the fuck down, in the seedy part of town, crackheads and aspiring rockstars had been living in her and her pussy stank of piss and shit, but after investing so much money into her, pretty much giving her an Extreme Home Makeover, he figured he’d keep her for a while, and all she had to do was sign a contract pretending to be his girlfriend.

It was a Pretty Woman situation, from whore to high class escort with a permanent client who didn’t make you feel like a whore, because your life was so much more luxurious than the trailer park you came from, put your daily allowance was far more than those other Johns, and you don’t even have to touch his dick, all you have to do is feed his God Complex by lending herself as a , or guinea pig, as he and his doctors and designers, craft the perfect busty, fake blonde, dreamgirl.

That’s what happens when you have fucked tens of thousands of beautiful girls, you get bored and go out doin’ weird shit to broken down pick-up truck lookin’ whores, and I guess the good news for Holly, is that he’s not luring to his home, tying them up and shooting snuff films to get off, but instead giving girls with no hope new beginnings, because she’s a fuckin’ mess in these old pics of her.


To See The Rest of the Pics, You Gotta Follow This Link, Cuz It’s The Only Place on the Internet That Has Them….
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Posted in:Hefner|Holly Madison

2008

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am getting some hate over the Jennifer Hudson post, you racists are calling me a racist for saying it’s irresponsible to let an attempted murderer into your home and near your kids and for saying they lived pretty ghetto for being relatives of successful hollywood folk. I was just throwing the idea out there and it doesn’t really reflect race, it could happen to anyone, and it wasn’t meant to discount the horrible nature of the crime or discout how sick or sad it was. I definitely don’t wish that kind of thing on anyone of any ethnicity, not even the Arabs in Iraq that are being shot up daily, and the fact that shit like that can happen in broad daylight in a seemingly civilized, educated, rich country, is insane, so I don’t really get why you hate me over what I said and I also don’t really get why you bothered reading what I said…..

The other issue is how am I a racist, nothing was a reference to her race and for the record I am not even white. The other truth is that my wife got a black dog the other day and I still love it like it was white or beige dog so I think you’re just hating me for being Mexican and you’re the fuckin’ racist.

Also, prior to posting my possibly insensitive recount of the events that possibly ruined Jennifer Hudson’s life, I consulted my wife’s dog since he understands black issues and he gave me a bark of approval before taking a shit on my floor, so I’ll just let you all know, the post was researched and run by my team of consultants before making it on the site, so I’ll just assume that the people emailing me are plain crazy and don’t know what you are talking about.

Sure, I only got 2 emails ripping me apart for my post and I am making a big deal out of nothing, but for someone with no friends, that is a lot of email and that’s why I decided to write about this instead of the white dude I saw getting arrested today for stealing people’s recycling, because bottles and cans can make you a small fortune where I’m from….and I already wrote about the lesbian coffee house girls who were going at each other hard, like they werent in the middle of the street causing a fucking scene, even though they were, so I’m sticking with it depsite my dog telling me I shouldn’t bother interacting with assholes who come across the site and waste their time judgin’ me, because the truth is I don’t really care about what you think and that’s the reason I’m not the one emailing you in this relationship, asshole.

I am also sticking with my whole stepLINKS of the day shit, because it seems to be working….and by working I mean sending you to other sites that are better than mine and worth reading….because I’d hate for you to get stuck here since I am not very good company and definitely a horrible host. I’m the kind of guy who won’t offer you a drink, will leave you in a bathroom with no toilet paper and who would be grabbin’ at your wife in front of your face, so I guess it’s better if you head on over to some of these other people, but I guess you can come back again tomorrow, since I’ll be doing the same shit I’ve been doing the last 4 years, it’s pretty much all I know, which is sad considering I’m not all that good at it, even though you’d think with all that practice would come some improvement, but that’s just not how things work in these parts….

I should probably stop rambling and post the links now. You know what, that’s just what I’ll do.

Because I Know You Need to Start the Week Off Right
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Jennifer Aniston Whoors About Town
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Don’t Forget the Parking Break
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HOlly Madison Clearly Isn’t in the Halloween Spirit in her Girl on Her Period Costume…
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CINDY CRAWFORD IS AMAZING!!!
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Cheryl Tweedy Upskirt
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Cute Puppies Make Bad News Better
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Vanessa Hudgens: Ho Or Housewife?
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Birthday
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Urban Touch Down
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Anybody Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takie Practice
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Mila Kunis Ass Flash
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Please No. Please GOD No, Jessica Biel Has Balls?!
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Handi Capped Guy Kicks Kid and Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Because Sex is More Fun When There is Another Person Involved
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Lohan Still Wants Peen
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Body Check Through the Glass
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Obama Versus McCain Dance Off
This is Really Awesome
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Rock Band Homos
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Some JLO Gallery You May Be Into
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there’s No Place Like Home
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Nothing But a Belt
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Dressed as a Shitty Hippy But Still Worth a Condomless Fuck and cumshot to her bush…It is the 60s Afterall
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Nichollette Sheridan Walks Down the Stret in Barely Anything At All
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Time to Hang Up the Thong
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Striptease of the Day
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Zoe Duchesne is in Lingerie
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Even Monsters Get the Munchies
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Stadium Molestation
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Because You Need All The Help You Can Get
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Weirdo Weddings
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The 13 Hottest Dead Chicks….
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13 Dead Actresses You’d Have Sex With
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HOT Voyeur VIdeo of Some Israeli Sluts
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Jessica Oils Up
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Insert Silver Spoon Joke Here
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Mischa Barton Gets a Little High
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Father of the Year
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Ball Pit Bar
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Danny Bonaduce is ready to jump in the ring once again, this time against Jose Canseco!
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Jenya in Cold Water
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Prank Your Friends By Changing Your Caller ID
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You Fucked Up My Pussy
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Small Tits on a Fat Lookin Chick….
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Body Paint Halloween Costume Throwback
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Looks Like Kim Kardashian Was in Toronto At a Party
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BONUS!!

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Another Bonus that isn’t a Bonus…

Facebook Allowed me to create a page for the site, so if you read the site and use facebook, become a fan, I figure I can do something with this when there are enough people there….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

27

Oct

Rumored Nude Pictures of Obama’s Mom of the Day

There is an email going around saying that these nuded pictures are of Obama’s mom posing at some point in the ’60s, probably around Christmas time. I have no idea what the legitimacy of these claims are, I mean the fact that they are tagged “vintage porn” or whatever the fuck they say, pretty much leads me to believe that they are definitely not Obama’s mother, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were Obama’s mother, considering it was an era of hippies, free love and nudity and she was a bit of a rebel, you know with the whole getting pregnant from a African man shit that was pretty unheard of at the time, and was something that took a real forward thinking woman to tell the haters to fuck themselves as she defied normal social conduct, embarrassing her family and friends in the process all because she did what she wanted, like the two dykes I saw today making out in front of a coffee shop who didn’t seem to care that there were old ladies walking by them who probably aren’t down with dykes who have a total disregard to being normal in a judgmental world, so it’s not unlikely that she’d be in this photo op situation, but I still don’t think they are really her, but I am posting them anyway, because I like the idea of masturbating to old ladies when they were in their prime so when I change their diapers I can reflect on the pussy that was, not that I work in old folks homes or change old lady diapers anymore, I just pretend I do when necessary, if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Mom|Nude|Obama

2008

27

Oct

Christina Aguilera Performs in Abu Dhabi of the Day

Since the United Arab Emirates is pretty much the richest place on earth, so rich that these oil tycoons will own your country one day, I figured I’d refocus the site to cover the happenings there, since it is pretty much the future.

Some guy told me that these Arab oil companies made 10 times their projected amount this year alone, there is no income tax and now they do things like throw crazy private parties, build the tallest buildings in the world and overall just blow tons of money and not have it affect them because they have so much more of it, not to mention a pretty much guaranteed revenue stream for at least the next 50 years. So as you all lose your homes, don’t worry, there is still money out there, just not in your bank account.

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