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2008

24

Sep

Jordan Promotes Her Perfume Line the Only Way She Knows How….Half Naked… of the Day

Katie “Jordan” Price is a whore who has managed to make a name for herself being a whore and I guess I shouldn’t hate on her for having the stupidest implants or a career based on being a whore, because I like whores and I have to remind myself of that sometimes. I don’t care that she has a huge product line named after her and I don’t care that she’s been successful doing what she does, I just care that she does it as slutty as possible and she seems to manage that pretty well. These are some pictures of her promoting some perfume and it reminds me of the time I wanted to start a porn magazine so I put an ad in the local paper and bought a couple sexy outfits, hired a photographer for the day and no one showed up, so I decided to bite the bullet and dress up and pose sexy, I figure why let a good thing go to waste. Boy, would I be happy if those pictures never hit the internet….

Posted in:Jordan|Perfume

2008

24

Sep

Katy Perry in a See Through Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry is my enemy. Sure, I don’t know her and will never know her, but I do know that song and every I hear it everywhere I go, it’s like a fucking punch to the face and after a certain number of punches to the face, I start to take shit personally, and when I try to avoid those punches by changing the radio station, only to hear the song on the other channel, I feel like there’s no fucking escape. To make things worse, I find the bitch to be chubby, unattractive and talentless, but no one cares what I think, and instead see a big set of tits and a fantasy of those tits making out with other tits, leading to more money and success in her pocket and making her stick around longer than she deserves, and the whole thing is pretty stressful for me and the only real solution is to jump out of my apartment window, but like Katy Perry, I am too lazy to move, so I’ll just eat this bag of chips hoping the fat goes to the right places so that I can land a million dollar record deal and post pics of myself in a see through nightgown that covers my fat chick nipples on myspace. Fuckers.

Posted in:Katy Perry|See Through

2008

24

Sep

Lohan’s Lesbian Pussy is Hungry for Cock of the Day

When I first saw these pictures of Lohan sitting with her legs spread open like some kind of whore, I figured she was just taking a lesbian stance. You know a whole penis hating approach to life, where she can sit like a man if she wants to because this isn’t a man’s world and can throw away all she’s learned about being lady-like in public because that’s just a product of men, but then I realized that she is being lady like. The kind of lady who wants dick.

She is sprawling her legs apart because she’s craving cock, dying for cock and dreaming of cock. She didn’t realize that signing up to this whole lesbianism would mean no more cock, she just thought it made for decent companionship between various cock, and now she’s struggling like a cat in heat, but instead of rubbing it’s cat pussy on my leg, or wall-to-wall carpeting, she’s sprawling it open in clothes wishing one of the dudes on set of this photoshoot would just take her right then and there.

It’ll be interesting to see how the next few months unfold…but I predict penis will be involved and I am not talking about Ronson’s lesbian penis, or dolphin shaped strap-on. I am talking about real cock, attached to a living dude. Not that it really matters.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Pussy

2008

24

Sep

Verne Troyer’s New Girlfriend is on my Facebook of the Day

So I have this girl named Dominique Arganese on my Facebook. She is what I call a Montreal Model. That basically means she has no business being a real model, but ghetto local photographers, magazines and companies hire them to do fashion shows, magazine spreads and product shoots, giving these girls who have no business being a real model, the attitude of someone who does have business being a model, even though real models are less obnoxious, because they don’t need to prove that they have it going on, as their careers do the talking for them, while these girls act the way they think models act.

These are the girls you see in clubs, sucking up to bartenders, DJs and promoters while sitting at a table drinking Grey Goose. They are girls who were destined to be strippers and escorts but who took the wrong route and are now on this quest to become famous, despite having no business being famous and they do that by sleeing their way to the top.

A reader sent in something on Perez Hilton saying that this Montreal Model named Dominique Arganese is now dating Verne Troyer and since I knew who she was, I decided to scrub her facebook.

I don’t think she is his girlfriend, but I wouldn’t put it past her that she’s fucked him. These girls are so hungry for famous cock, because they think they deserve it, that they don’t mind compromising their integrity because they don’t really have any, by opening up their vaginas to freaks of nature…..

These are the groupie whores who want that ballin’ lifestyle and who freakshow famous people prey on, because the pussy’s easy.

This is the kind of tacky club slut trash I think about when I hear the words Ed Hardy….I guess her shitty photoshoots make her enough money to fly to vegas and buy all the Ed Hardy her credit card can handle, or maybe she’s got midgets dumb enough to bankroll her….who really gives a fuck…she a low quality piece of shit and she’s not even worth the time I’ve given her on the site, and Verne Troyer’s really the best she’s going to get and I am sure they get along famously, with her broken english and his being 3 foot….

Either way, here are the pics of her and Mini Me…..Poor fucker looks like a kid in the candy store…a really weird lookin kid in a really trashy lookin’ candy store….he has no idea they are exploiting him…but I guess that’s kinda been what his whole life’s been about and at least he’s got the money and the pussy…and I don’t….

It looks like there was another mini me in her life before Verne Troyer, only he was a little taller…and like all girls she slowly climbing the midget ladder…dating shorter and shorter men…until she ends up with what she deserves….a condom full of cum….

And Here are some other pics of her in all her useless glory. I hate that she’s probably so excited about this exposure….Oh well…..I am posting it anyway….This post took me over an hour…that depresses me…..It really wasn’t worth the effort…seriously…why the hell did I do this post…I don’t understand myself sometimes…

Some of her Life Changing Work…..

Posted in:Dominique Arganese|Verne Troyer

2008

24

Sep

MSN CANADA DOES KIDDY PORN AND AUDI SUPPORTS IT OF THE DAY

MSN, Canada, Kiddy Porn
MSN CANADA DOES KIDDY PORN AND AUDI SUPPORTS IT OF THE DAY


I am not a hippie or anything, so I don’t want you to get me wrong in my hatred of corporations. The reason I hate corporations is not because I view them as “the man”, it is because of the double standards that lie between corporations and people like me. It’s like they are untouchable. If I was to post a picture of Brooke Shields in a sheer lacy top when she was 13 years old, I’d go to fuckin’ jail, but when MSN does it, they get advertisers like Audi up on board, paying INSANE prices just to be there, while I can’t manage to even find a porn advertiser willing to give me 50 fuckin’ dollars. I am not saying my site is comparable to an MSN celebrity site, but if it was, then maybe I could afford to pay the fucking paparazzi for fucking images and all my troubles would be behind me.

The truth is that this post wasn’t intended to be a bitchfest, you know, me whining about how I am wronged by the system, and it was supposed to be about how the editors at MSN knowingly put an inappropriate picture of Brooke Shields on their site, one that kids and parents alike visit, and that to me is unacceptable, what is more unacceptable is that advertisers embrace this shit and the content this site produces, and discounts anyone who does less offensive shit, becaue they aren’t a billion dollar company. The world may be corrupt, but I feel better that I got the chance to call these fuckers out on being kiddy porn peddlers that I doubt will get the FBI knocking on their door over….


To see if I have the power to make MSN take down an image, follow this link, if it’s dead, you know they are trying to cover up the fact that they post sexually provocative pictures of 13 year olds….
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Posted in:Canada|Kiddy Porn|MSN

2008

24

Sep

Some Dude Throwing a DJ AM and Travis Barker Benefit Concert of the Day

I hate to break it to the dude who invited me to some DJ AM and Travis Barker benefit concert, but the truth is that DJ AM and Travis Barker are not a fucking cause. They aren’t sick children, or African Aids Babies, or Orphans, or Cancer. They are two rich dudes who happen to be fucked up right now because they survived a plane crash and are all burned up.

When I read that the proceeds from the event were going to go to the two involved in the accident, I laughed. DJ AM charges something like 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a show, he does 6 a week. He owns a management company that manages a bunch of DJs that get paid insane amounts of money like DJ AM, only he gets a management fee per gig. He owns nightclubs and dudes a millionaire a bunch of times over. As for Barker, he was in Blink 182 and got in at the right time, right when they hit big. He owns that clothing line all these faggot emo kids wears and I am sure is involved in other shit and has millions of dollars banked a bunch of times over too.

It’s times like these where I find the world a really horrible place. These fuckers will recover, they will not be financially strapped, it’s not like they can’t afford to take a year off work or that the shit they have lined up doesn’t bring them in monthly revenue and maybe the money from any benefit event is better suited for people who fucking need it.

I am offended anyone would suggest giving AM more money, dude’s already made way too much for what he offers the world and as this dude is just jumping on the TRVS/AM In our Prayers bullshit train. He’s a fuckin’ DJ get over it. It’s not like this motherfucker saved anyone but himself. He isn’t a fuckin’ hero for jumping out of a burning plane for fear of leaving all that money behind if he dies.

That’s why the money should be sent to me.

TRAVIS BARKER & DJ AM SUPPORT CONCERT
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET FROM ALL THE FANS !!!

FOR YOU THAT DONT KNOW , TRAVIS BARKER AND DJ AM WERE INVOLVED IN A AIR PLANE CRASH IN SOUTH CAROLINA AND THEY HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER THERE BODYS FOUR PASSENGERS WERE KILLED

HELP SUPPORT

AND FAMOUS STARS AND STRAPS TO HELP OUT

WE HAVE CONTACTED DJ AM’S PRESS TEAM AND ARE WORKING WITH THEM AT THE MOMENT

ALSO CONTACTED TRAVIS’S AGENT AS WELL

EVENT DATE: SHOOTING FOR MID APRIL 2009

THE BANDS THAT JIMMY HAS CONTACTED ALREADY

: THE GAME
: METRO STATION
: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
: DJ X-HAIL
: KICKSTART TRAGEDY
: BAM MAGERA
: THE LAST GOOD NIGHT

AND MANY MORE

ALL THE PROCEEDS WILL BE GIVEN TRAVIS / ADAM ” DJ AM” GOLDSTEIN

WE ARE LOOKING FOR MANY MORE ACTS ! DJ’S / BANDS & ARTIST

THANKS GO TO EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS

I HOPE EVERYONE CAN MAKE THIS EVENT

WHEN THE DATE GETS RELEASED THE TICKETS WILL GO ON SALE @ TICKETMASTER

Posted in:DJ AM|Travis Barker

2008

24

Sep

Kim Kardashian Can’t Dance of the Day

I went through all this yesterday and I don’t really think there’s a need to repeat myself. The first thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks that everyone thinks she’s sexy and knows how to move, which is hilarious because she isn’t sexy and the only moving she does is from her couch to the fridge to get Ice Cream. The second thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks we think she knows how to move her ass but in reality she needs a booty lesson, which is hilarious because I’ve seen the sex tape and know that that ass is weighing her down. I want to know who the fuck told her these things, where did this delusion come from. The last thing I found funny about this video is that she can’t dance for shit, she can’t move for shit, she can’t perform, and she can’t make that booty talk. So she remains useless novelty with a fat ass who is much more tolerable in pictures or if you own an ice cream shop and even Dancing with the Stars mock her by playing “baby got back” as some kind of bad joke, because she does have back but just doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing with it. Either way, watch the video then Vote this Bitch Off…

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian

2008

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to get some non-fat frozen yogurt, as I like to do because it makes me feel like I am a celebutante, even though I don’t know what a celebutante is but figure that frozen yogurt is something Kim Kardashian and those kinds of cunts are into and I like to connect to my people in all ways that I can. There was some chick at the place with her balding 20 year old immigrant boyfriend who was rockin’ a pair of his mom’s Uggs, without realizing that Uggs aren’t for anything with a penis unless that penis likes visiting man assholes, but that didn’t even annoy me as much as the girl in line in front of me, who was about 30 pounds overweight, whining and annoying like she was some fucking superstar who was good looking, despite being a pimple faced fat chick, because I guess no one ever told her she was ugly and she took her dad’s terms of endearment to heart, and bitch, despite being fat, took the whole low fat to heart too because she ordered the biggest fucking size and requested a bit of every fucking flavor, and when the bitch working to counter weighed it it was somewhere around 2 pounds and as soon as she got her sticky fat chick hands on it, she dug in like she hadn’t eaten in weeks or in her case, 15 minutes.

The point of my story is we like over indulgence here and that’s why I post close to 100 links every fucking day. Click them….

Hugh Hefner’s Whores May Be Getting Ready to Leave the Herd
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The Best R-Rated Comedies From the Last Ten Years
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Blake Lively’s Got Some Nice Cleavage
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I Don’t Know What Mad Men is But I Should Start Watching It For This Chicks Rack Alone
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Girl Looses It in the Office
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And You Say There’s No Way to Find Good Porn Anymore. Shame On You!
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Fuck Kim Kardashian, I’m Voting for the Memaws on Dancing With the Stars!!
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Hula Swing is Just More Proof of How Uncoordinated I Am
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Buy An AK-47 on the Shopping Channel. Why Not?
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Jesus Christ and I Thought My House Was Disgusting
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Britney Spears is Working Too Hard, Which Make No Sense To Me Because She Doesn’t Do Shit
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Some British Tv Slut Flashes Her Panties for the Paparazzis
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Can Someone Explain to Me Why the Fuck All These Men Are Wearing Highheels?
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Who’d You Rather – Drunks Gone Wild
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Truck Flips On Highway
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Jenna Jameson’s Tired Old Vagina Just Can’t Get the Rest it Deserves
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Sex is Alot Better When There is a Chick Involved, But Maye That’s Just Me
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Better Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Some Photography That Kind of Makes Me Appriciate the Arts, But Not Really
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Keeley Hazell Whoreness
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Some Girl Gets Beat the Fuck Down – VIDEO
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she Means Business
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Muriel is the Kind of Women I Like. Naked
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Big Titted Amateur with BONUS Money Shot
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Here’s Some Hot Mexican Bitch at the Mexican Independace Day Party
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Sharon Stone Lost Custody Of Her Son and I Am Convinced It Is Because She Is a Wicth and Tried to Cook Him In a Stew
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Shannon Doherty Looks Kind of Hit on the Cover of Radar
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Sorry Pam, But the Make Up Doesn’t Help Anymore
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All You Dark Knight Fans Really Have Too Much Time On Your Hands
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Sex is ore Fun than World of Warcraft. Trust Me
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Striptease of the Day
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Having Sex or Playing Tennis
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They Said This Was The Worst Porno Ever Made But I Think It Is Amazing
Everyone is a Critic, You Know?
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Man, Even I Have Enough Common Sense Not To Wear Shit Like This To a Wedding
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Charlize Theron and Her Legs Can Walk All Over Me
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Nude Gymnastics Mishap
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Karnyaczki Laura is in the Foreign FHM But I am Too Culturless to Care Where She Comes From
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Rhinanna, I Love You and All Your Stupid Fashion Choices
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Plaster Prank Fun
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Now That’s a Sarah Palin I’d Like to See as VP
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Doutzen Kroes Pink Bikini
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Axia Andreadaki is a Greek Model
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Stephanie Strong is Smokin Hot
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Clone a Credit Card and Get Some Free Shit
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The 10 Funniest Cat Videos in Internet History
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Do You Know More About Porn Than Seth Rogan and Kevin SMith?
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Someone Farted on Sportscenter
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Some Jenna Jameson Pregnancy Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

23

Sep

Shanna Moakler Leaving the Hospital After Visiting Travis Barker of the Day

I once spilled a pot of boing water on my belly when making mash potatoes because it was all I could afford a few years ago. Within ten minutes I was in shock, convulsing on the ground with a fever and what felt like I was having a heart attack. I didn’t go to the hospital, but got the courage to stand up about 2 days later, with a stomach that looked like it had been raped by some kind of farm equipment. It was blistered and bleeding and made it impossible to move and I blame that burn for the beach body I don’t have because the pain I felt triggered something in my brain that made me never want to do physical activity again, but instead decided to take up emotional eating because I realized that injury was self-inflicted, and could only blame myself and feel sorry for myself while hating myself.

The point of that story, is to clearly state that I was burned by boiling water and was a total fuckin’ bitch about things and shit looked disgusting. I didn’t recover from it for months and I don’t even think I have scars to prove it ever happened, but I know that vile sight that scared girls from sleeping with me because they thought it was some form of herpes, has nothing on what Travis Barker looks like right now.

So here are some pictures of his baby momma, Shanna Moakler leaving the hospital distressed after seeing her man’s lesions, and not the lesions she is used to seeing ever since he fucked Paris Hilton and that Groupie in New Jersey. This shit is pretty serious and the fact that she’s wearing Hospital gear to see him for fear of infecting his damaged immune system proves it, even though I am sure she’s an emotional wreck to begin with and the kind of person who has the same reaction when she breaks a nail…..

The good news in all this is that AM wrote on his facebook page “I’M ALIVE”, which means in a few months I can go back to making fun of him. It would have been a great tragedy if I lost the punchline to most of my really bad jokes.

Posted in:Hospital|Plane Crash|Shanna Moakler|Travis Barker

2008

23

Sep

Tricia Helfer’s Showing Some Tit Off of the Day

Here is some Canadian Pussy from Battlestar Gallactica where she plays some kind of android or some shit. I figure the idea of robot women is one you hold close to your heart because they are a lot more realistic that the sex doll you’ve been dreaming about for the last few years but can’t manage to buy since they are expensive, so when I saw her showing off her tit, I figured I’d throw it up there for you.

I guess the idea of having a robot for a wife isn’t so bad, but my rationale isn’t because I can’t get real girls, like you. It is because I have a real life wife and she’s a pain in the ass, who would be a lot more fun to hang out if she had a give me a blow job button or a shut the fuck up and do my laundry button, especially if she looked like the blueprint I have drawn up for the perfect piece of ass. It’s some Weird Science shit that I’ve never really been able to get out of my head since I saw that movie back in ’86.

Posted in:Tit|Tricia Helfer

2008

23

Sep

Ashley Tisdale is Still Ugly of the Day

In case you were concerned, alarmed or still wondering…Ashley Tisdale is still ugly. So you can go on with your day, like Ashley Tisdale goes on with her day, rockin’ her weak chin that makes her look like she’s swallowing her face and her big deviated septum nose that I thought she got sorted out.

It reminds me of this rich girl I used to tease about having a weak chin a few years ago, she would call me fat and disgusting and I’d mock her by sucking my chin in saying letting her know that he dis would be a lot more hurtful if I didn’t know what you looked like and after 6 months of the back and forth, I was still fat and disgusting only a little bit closer to suicide and she went and got a chin implant. Last I heard she’s engaged, pregnant and the owner of a beautiful condo and her career is really taking off and I am still fat and disgusting and a little bit closer to suicide. Yes…It sucks to be me but it sucks harder to be Ashley Tisdale, because I wouldn’t give my chin up for all the money, fame and pussy in the world, it just means too much to me.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2008

23

Sep

Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

I went to a bar once and in the corner was a creepy lonely lookin guy on the piano. He was playing the song “Lady in Red” over and over and he sounded sad. He kept ordering cocktails and I knew that he never planned his life to end up in a dive bar playing the piano. I could tell he had dreams of grandeur, you know, to take his talent to the top of the charts like he was Elton John, but instead was living in a studio apartment with no hot water and playing the piano in exchange for free booze.

Either way, I got fed up of hearing the Lady in Red song, it was a little tedious after the 4th time, so I went up to him and tried to chat him up and win him over, after realizing he was a miserable person, I snuck in a little “do you know any other songs” and he went rabid. His eyes widened and he screamed “I play what I fell like playing, now get the fuck away from me” before breaking down and running off to the bathroom, 5 minutes later he was back at the bar, ordering another drink and 5 minutes later, he was back at the piano playing Lady in Red again.

I feel like his personal torment was on the same level of Sophie Monk’s after he fiance left her for Paris Hilton. That’s the kind of thing that makes a person want to kill themselves, so it’s nice to see that she’s surviving and showing off her legs and hair extensions while doin’ it.

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

2008

23

Sep

Kate Beckinsale is Kissing a Dude and It’s Not You of the Day

I just wanted to post these pictures of Kate Beckinsale kissing her boyfriend or husband or whoever the fuck this is, because I don’t really know, but I do have a feeling that you do, because you view him as the one great obstacle between you professing your love to this bitch and riding away into the sunset on a white horse. Without rationally breaking it down to the fact that you are a nobody, you are ugly and you work a menial job, or no job at all, shit, I don’t know what you do, we’re not friends, but I do know the kind of person you are, and that is someone who has watched Underworld numerous times, at various speeds just to get a better angle of this girl. She is a hero to the comic book crowd and she’s not ever going to fuck one of the comic book crowd, so you should really move on and ask that fat girl in the back of your class out for a cup of coffee, maybe she’s got a good sense of humor and a high sex drive from never being given the opportunity to get cock, that may be exactly what you’re lookin for. Sure she’s no Kate Beckinsale, but I think we have to manage our expectations a little if you ever want to find happiness….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kissing

2008

23

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Confirm Their Lesbianism of the Day

One of my life’s great tragedies is that I am not friends with Sam Ronson or Lindsay Lohan, but I could have told you they were having sex a long time ago. I could have also confirmed it when I went to a Sam Ronson show here that gave me a headache, when I went to take a piss and she was at the urinal next to me taking a piss and pulled her fingers out and slid them under my nose and asked me if I liked the sweet smell of Lohan’s cunt , and I didn’t because it smelled more like stale whiskey, cigarettes and a dirty homeless man’s asshole.

Either way, they were on the Loveline, with some asshole wannabe celebrity DJ named Stryker, talking about AM and the plane crash and basically having a who knows AM better conversation, dropping words like “dude” and “homie” in a rough New York rough accent, despite being rich and private school bred from England and Lohan got on the phone to confirm that she is dating Samantha Ronson, I don’t really realize why this is a story. I thought it was already confirmed and it doesn’t matter, what does matter is that those who wear shiny pants together, stay together.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2008

23

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Cry For Attention on Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian is always willing to further her career and better herself by taking that fat ass to greater heights by jumping in front of the camera every time it’s around. I think it stems from a jealousy of her friend Paris Hilton, who is irrelevant now, but at the time Kim copied her Sex Tape formula was a big deal, so I guess that means that Kim has taken the crown of uselessness.

In continuing her quest of uselessness, she was on Dancing With The Stars last night and I’ve always been told that you watch a girl dance to figure out how well they fuck, in Kardashian’s case, I saw her fuck before I saw her dance, and could have told you that this cold, dead fish of a pussy is nothing but a fat rich kid who is only good at laying there. She hasn’t got the energy or flow to put in the effort where it is needed, and her ego makes her think that’s okay because anyone she’s fucking, is just lucky that she let them in her. It turns out that her dance is even worse than her blowjob skills, and I really didn’t think that was possible, so maybe Kardashian’s breaking boundaries by proving to me that she is in fact even more of a waste of space than I originally thought she was.

The highlight of the clip is when the judge tells her she should make herself more available because she’s a treasure trove that everyone wants to explore…..without realizing that she’s already done a decent job of that…..either way, watch the clip and vote this whore off.

Here she is trying to show off some of her dance moves, and by dance moves I mean her ass in spandex. Enjoy.

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian