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2019

12

Jul

Pornstar Riley Reid Celebrated Her Birthday on Twitter of the Day

So…I’m not allowed to have a twitter. I have been deleted twice over the last 6 months and basically gave up on the shit…

But Riley Reid, the very famous porn chick, is allowed to celebrate her birthday with a birthday video of a sparkler in her twerking porn pussy asshole….

I guess censorship is unfair….but at least porn chicks can share their subtle and classy behavior with the people…..while reminding us that Twitter…a publicly traded tech company…is a porn site….which we already knew.

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2019

12

Jul

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

Martha Hunt Topless

Martha Hunt is showing off some of her tit, I think you can see her model nipple in at least one of the pictures…which isn’t all that impressive or a new concept…she’s a titty model who works for an evil brand and was half naked all the time until the people noticed her.

I don’t think Martha Hunt still works for Victoria’s Secret as a promo model, but like any star of SNL, they owe everything to having that brand association..it’s the big leagues even if at its core it is just some bullshit underwear company…overpriced made in China underwear company…

The highlight of Martha Hunt’s existence as far as I’m concerned is when she was bought by TAYLOR SWIFT, the highest paid performer last year, and possible the last 10 years…who didn’t have a childhood, but now as an older, banged out popstar, has the ability to buy friends, or in her case life sized barbies to do whatever it is her pervert mind desires….and these girls, who are basically sex workers to begin with, sign the fuck up because associating with such prestige as Taylor Swift increases their profile and celebrity and that’s really what all these people care about…

Good Tits Though…


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2019

12

Jul

Emma Roberts Aerobics Erotica of the Day

Emma Roberts Aerobics Erotica

Emma Roberts is in the new American Horror Story. I have never seen the previous American Horror Stories, even though I like horror and I like dumb youth drama series….even though Emma Roberts is in her 30s and not super youthful.

I do know that the new season is about a 1984 Summer camp, realizing that people love the 80s vibe, proven by the popularity Stranger Things and Kim Kardashian’s 1980 born pussy hole.

In 1984, there was aerobics, I fucking love aerobics, even though aerobics killed my mother…

The leotards, the dancing…the asses….the everything…

So seeing Emma Roberts dressed like my dead mom on the day she died and being turned on by it…is strange, but I wouldn’t expect it to be anything less.

I’m just joking my mom died of AIDS in Mexico thanks to some white salesman on business to Mexico, but we are all allowed to re-write our history with 80s Jane Fonda theme.

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2019

12

Jul

Bianca Elouise Nipples of the Day

Bianca Elouise Nipples See Through

Her name is Bianca Elouise .

This is a pretty funny story about a girl trying to promote her own bikini line…

It’s actually a clever enough stunt, only because it involves her nipples.

She went to the store, found the shittiest but most expensive bathing suit, because anyone with a brain knows that the designer clothing they are buying is no different that the fast fashion shit that is a fraction, I’m talking 5 percent of the the price….But thanks to marketing, fear of missing out, full retards…they continue to exist, thrive, etc…

So this girl, who has a huge fucking fat ass on her instagram….picked it up, put it on, and got it wet for the paparazzi she called – because she knew sacrificing her nipple to get a story on Chanel having shit suits, would in turn draw attention to her swim line.

It’s clever because it involves nipples…

It’s not that clever beyond that because the media is easy to manipulate, you just need to barely expose something idiots care about with your tits and they talk about it.

Let’s hope Chanel sues her or offs her…you know like the CIA does to all the people who expose their stories online.


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2019

12

Jul

Shantel VanSanten Naked of the Day

Shantel VanSanten Naked

Shantel VanSanten is some model and actor who is 33 and looks 33, but that doesn’t stop her from posting bikini pics for her pervert fans to jack off to, cuz all these girls get off on people jerking off to them….and I guess drawing as much attention to themselves as they possibly can.

I don’t think I’ve ever posted on her, which is surprising since I’ve been at this shit for so long…

I do have access to IMDB where I discover all kinds of new and amazing things…like that she was on CW teen drama series One Tree Hill….

I knew people who were very into One Tree Hill when it was on TV, those people were comicon virgin loser types who would have been beat up if they were born a decade earlier but would have been praised if they were born two decades later…since nerd shit is popular thanks to the internet…but back then…nerd shit was just sad and lonely and weird….people so depressing, who found pleasure in shitty shows and the women who were on those shitty shows, instead of suicide.

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2019

12

Jul

Adriana Lima Tits of the Day

Adriana Lima Tits

When Adriana Lima lays down, her tits stand up…

Interesting scientific experiment by this weirdo old model who is still out there modeling despite being old – thanks to procedures that tighten her up…like whatever made those titties not flop at 40.

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2019

12

Jul

Naya Rivera Bikini of the Day

Naya Rivera Bikini

In very important news – Naya Rivera and her bolt on tits – who was on GLEEE but got Kicked off Glee cuz she saw Lea Michele’s dick in the bathroom and Lea Michele needed to eliminate her, paint her as a villain and send her back to wherever she came from, which I guess with a name like Naya Rivera you’d assume from a tunnel under the US/Mexico border where she made corn tortillas to feed both her and her Donkey to survive but that is more likely a small town in the East Coast…

I remember Naya Rivera fucked a rapper named Big Sean, so her pussy is malleable, that shit can wrap around rap cock…and she can also show her pussy to us in her greeen bikini…

The one good thing about Social Media is it really makes competitive girls go out there and try to out slut each other….an Olympic Sport I support.

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2019

12

Jul

Danielle Panabaker in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Danielle Panabaker….I used to say that about everyone I posted because it was true. When I started the site I didn’t watch movies or TV and would just find random celebs and sluts involved in slutty content so I’d post that…knowing they had fans and I could leverage those fans to make internet BILLIONS of dollars…so that by year 15 I’d be blogging from my private jet…and sure things didn’t quite work out like that…but thanks to WIKIPEDIA…the whole I don’t know who Danielle Panabaker is doesn’t matter cuz I can drop some fucking SCIENCE for you fuckers….with all her facts and figures..

She’s 31….born in Georgia…

In 2016, she was engaged to her longtime boyfriend Hayes Robbins…

In 2014 she got a job on Arrow…and has been in all the spinoff shows from their “Universe” including Supergirl and The Flash…so you know precisely who she is…you fucking nerd.

Here’s her internet porn.

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2019

12

Jul

Audrina Patridge Clickbaiting Mom in a Bikini of the Day

LOOK! A decade can go by and thee useless whore from 10 years ago has all the skills in place to be the useless whore of today. The girl trying to generate as much attention to herself as possible…only 10 years old…divorced and a mom…just how no one wants their bikini pics to be…at least not when looking at them on the internet…

Like sure, when we’re at the pool or the beach and the divorcee who just found pilates to finally drop that babyweight she didn’t bother dropping when she was married…cuz she was married and who cares when you’re married….only to hit the pool throat ready to taste some dick….vagina ready to be filled by some dick..cuz her who perspective on love and relationships has been skewed and all she thinks about is all the lost opportunities when she chose relationship over leveraging her fame during that small window of fame she had…

This is just an old timer reliving the glory days I guess…and it’s about as hot as you’d expect it to be…

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2019

12

Jul

Woman Trying to Buy Shit with a Toy Credit Card and Other Videos of the Day

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Court Room Brawl

Car in Overtaking

Dry Waterfall Comes Back to Life

Collapsing Wall of the Day

He Rammed His Car Into a Bunch of Teens

Another Angle for Angry Bagel Man

Dog Chases Bear

Woman Suing Over This….

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