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2011

23

Jul

RIP Motherfucker – The Amy Winehouse Edition of the DAy


So the Amy Winehouse Death Watch is officially over….after a bunch of years I kinda saw this coming…I mean you’d think someone woulda staged an intervention….put her in lockdown and on suicide watch or something…

Based on her hot recent pics….I thought she was back on track…but I guess not.

Wasted talent. Wasted life. Avoidable death….but at least she got as far as she got with her voice….cuz most crackheads I know aren’t recording artists…

I only found this out now…cuz I’m heavily hungover and made a fool of myself pretty much all night…offending friends, lovers and enemies…you know dealing with my own addiction….and not worrying about another persons….but not being able to jerk off to new pics of her…cuz she is porn to me…is gonna take some adjusting….

At least she left us with great music…and here are a few of her hottest pics….I was a huge fan and she will be missed….

Here she is singing Valerie live…seriously amazing…I am sad about this….I really thought one day I’d be her blake…That day will never come….but at least I can to her old pics….

She looked like a corpse and now she is one…..AND That’s a wrap…

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2011

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I want to become a reverend cuz officiating weddings has always been exciting to me….Maybe I’ll do a mail order shit or maybe I’ll just give up on that dream ….cuz I’m lazy and I’d rather preach my shit here to my congregation of none…Awesome.

Here are the stepLINKS…It is summer…you should be summering…but I’ll still tend to your pathetic needs….cuz I”m lazy and I have a bottle of booze here and no where else to go…

Anne Hathaway In Bathing Suit
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Brandi Glanville Bikini Publicity Stunts > LeAnne Rimes Bikini Publicity Stunts
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This Courtney Stodden Chick is Such a Trashy Slut and I Love It
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Chihuahua Scares Robbers
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Mila Kunis Chose Her Own Body Double
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Jr LIVES
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Minka Kelly on Horse With Gun
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Dog is Better at Boardsports than You
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Olivia Wilde’s Gonna be a Pornstar in a Movie Instead of Lohan
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You Gotta Check Out These Web Cam Whores
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Snow Dive FAIL Even Though It’s Summer – VIDEO
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The Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns
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Sarah Hyland Is A Sexy Cheerleader
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Megan Fox is in Elle China
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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Slutty Amateurs Get It On
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25 Biggest Sports Stars of Past 25 Years
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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WTF is With This Cowboys and Aliens Movie?
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Cry Baby
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Tyra Banks = Still Insane
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Beyonce Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Guess That Super Model Ass
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Who Needs Doors? This Guy Doesn’t – VIDEO
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NYC Subway Cat Fight!!! – VIDEO
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Shippingg Accidents. Whoops – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max Has One Sweet Ass
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LaToya Jackson Goes Into Michael Jackson Killing Conspiracy And Whoopi Gestures For Her To Shut Up!! [Video]
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Lexi and Molly Get It On
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The Saddest Handjob In America – Comedy From Louis CK
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Ashley Simpson in Short Shorts
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Queens of Machine Fucking – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Swimsuit Gallery
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Hipster Cutie in a Field
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Audrina Patridge is a Kmart Model
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rainbow Sponge Spokesperson Enjoys Rainbow Sponging – VIDEO
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Web Cam Amateur Puts On a Show
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Heidi Klum in Short Shorts
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John Stamos Says Ryan Seacrest Is Gay
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Emma Roberts is Leggy
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Carnival Ride Accident is Kinda Awesome
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2011

22

Jul

Naked Subway Rider of the Day

I was told to put this video – of what may be a dude…or just a lesbian hipster chick…with its pants around its ankles cuz it’s hot out up – I don’t find it all that exciting. If anything it is disgusting…even though I love public nudity…and love anyone willing to get naked in public…something I am sure is an everyday thing in NYC….where this video was shot…

Now I’m going drinking.

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2011

22

Jul

Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon Pictures of the Day

I am pretty disappointed with these honeymoon pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo …who I just assumed were already married…cuz he’s been with her since Jessica Simpson was skinny, which seems like a lifetime ago…

The reason being that before they were even married…back when they were dating…dude got caught slamming her from behind in Mexico…and I was kinda hoping for them to upstage their last performance…but she’s still in a bikini and that is worth looking at…

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2011

22

Jul

Rihanna Hustles Them Tits of the Day

Here’s Rihanna showing off a set of tits that are straight out of a National Geographic from the late 60s I used to jerk off too…All pancaked and tribal…like they’ve never seen a bra…but are perfect to store fire wood and other supplies under cuz they keep a snug fit or some shit…

It kinda scares me, in a man with tits, dressed up like a woman, cuz it’s part of his orange haired clown at the kids birthday party gone wrong act that never really became a hit…But I’ll still stare at the shit. No racist…cuz tits are tits whether they look good to titty fuck, or make you hungry for Ihop or not….

Here are Rihanna’s shit tits…all pectorial and spread out…sagging in some weirdness you probably like…

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2011

22

Jul

Pippa Middleton in Tight Shorts of the Day

I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….

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2011

22

Jul

Heidi Klum Tries to Save Fat People of the Day

Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion….

Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum…

Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

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2011

22

Jul

Leelee Sobieski Titties in a Shirt of the Day

There’s one thing I know about Leelee Sobieski and that is that she’s stacked…Such big tits on such a long lean frame…that never really embraced being semi-famous….and never really took advantage of nude scenes or vagina flashes…I mean all she really gave us was some bikini action

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2011

22

Jul

Paz De La Huerta Does Some Walking of the Day

Posting pictures of Paz de la Heurta is almost ridiculous…considering all the times I’ve psosted her naked…you know from early obscure model shit to her thick 1920s hooker bush in Boardwalk Empire, a show that’s coming back on soon….but I guess I’m using these pics as a reminder or excuse to link back to her nudity and bush…cuz I kinda like her..probably cuz she looks like a hard faced crack addicted prostitute straight out of prison…….who has seen her fair share of genitals…just my type..

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2011

22

Jul

Caprice Does Some Yachting of the Day

I don’t really know who Caprice is, but apparently I’ve Posted Pics of her Box Before ….and the name does kinda remind me of some mid 90s shit….and here she is on some Yacht…exciting stuff….people living better lives than us we’ve never heard of…fucking awesome….

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2011

22

Jul

Kaley Cuoco Does The Wonder Woman of the Day

Oh god…Comicon’s started….that means tons of low level, nerd targeted actors are going to be dressed in nerd and comic book costumes…cuz it’s the easiest way to make a nerd cum in his nerd pants…I mean that and holding his nerd hand…but who wants to deal with that layer of nerd virgin semen….

I am not a comic book fan, friend, lover, or collector. I hate the shit, and prefer real life, not aspirational characters I wish I was like so that girls would sleep with me and my spandex suit cuz I save the fucking world and can turn nipples to ice and stop time and shit…

It is stupid to me…but it is such a huge market, these people are loyal fucking consumers, so if I maybe it is stupid of me for not being at the event causing raukus….but my fear of these virgin loser collectors coupled with my severe lack of motivation keep me here…

Here’s Kaley Cuoco from that nerd TV show, dressed in nerd shit, hopefully keeping them top rated, thanks to the nerds….

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2011

22

Jul

Kate Upton Bikini Stare of the Day

I just noticed this three week old Kate Upton Interactive Staring Contest video for Sobe…a marketing campaign that has been huge for them…I’ve already posted her having the Staring contest with random dudes, but they took it to the next step and made her talk to us and act like she’s in the room with us….and that’s just some clever shit…..

You know mainly cuz people love Kate Upton’s youthful developed tits…..if anything she’s the biggest fucing deal in big tit modeling….while I am a cynic and just see a future fat chick, cuz I know the rest of her will catch up with them tits…it always happens that way….but luckily I’m all for not worrying about the future, and living in the moment, hence the reason I am in debt, i drink my face off and have no sense of responsibility….especially when it involves staring at tits….cuzany excuse to stare at a bitches tits to sell drinks works for me.

Sobe should be paying me for this…motherfuckers sucked me in with the tits…cuz I hate giving out free advertising….but i love big tits…Sobe is officially the worst….they just manipulated me and that’s unethical…

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2011

22

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

I went to the strippers for the first time in what feels like forever and I think I’ve finally grown out of it.

The amount of work it takes to get one of those bitches, who for some reason always thinks they are celebrities on Jersey Shore, in some tacky obnoxious way, maybe cuz dudes gawk at them all day and they think it’s got to do with them and not the fact that they are getting naked…is ridiculous.

The money you spend on a drink is ridiculous.

The patrons you are forced to sit next to are ridiculous.

I’d rater save my 40 bucks and spend it shaving a street whore before eating her out…

Or more likely watch a webcam girl in action, where I won’t get kicked out for wanting to get of to her naked…and between you and me, even though it’s just me here….the girl on these free cam sites are way better looking and you get about as much out of them as the bitches at the strip club, except for better shows and it’s free….

So, I’ve been desensitized from the internet once again…cuz I remember 20 years ago, I’d get hard just watching girls on stage in their clothes…it’s hardly that exciting anymore…

Today’s webcam star is Sara Slender …She is 23 from the USA and looks like she’s a pro cam girl…you know probably even a stripper at night…she’s got the fake tits, the cheesy set, the plastic wrapped keyboard for hygiene and that’s okay, this is strippers the next generation that you can jerk off to …which already makes them better than strippers..

Sure, I am all for the natural tit amateurs with a webcams who don’t do it for money…but instead for perversion, gratification, attention….all amazing things… I realize that stripper looking bitches with better bodies than the strippers deserve love too…by masturbating to them cuz this is their job….and are since they are still bitches getting naed you can jerk off to in the privacy of your own home, or anywhere with a wifi hotspot…where bouncers can’t kick you out and they can’t get mad at you for trying to eat them out on stage….and that’s an ideal situation…and more importantly, they masturbate on camera…while they just pretend to in the lamest way at the stripclub…

Webcams win.


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2011

22

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went to the casino. I lost the 20 dollars I started with because I am a loser. It was my last 20 dollars. Also because I am a loser. The elderly Asian woman I was next to wasn’t down in me eating her out after I offered when I saw she had won 900 dollars. I’ve always wanted to be a whore, you know to relate to the bitches I hang out with, stare at in public, masturbate to, etc….cuz I am a loser…

Follow friday me on twitter, cuz I am a loser, but you won’t cuz I am a loser.

Here is my mourning hangover dump and remember a Martini shouldn’t be dirty if it is Gin, cuz it will taste like shit….and possibly prison rape your stomach in some kind of toilet mess I’m dealing with right now….

pic Wedgie Wins a Fight! – VIDEO
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The 15 Funniest Sports-Related Videos on the Web
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Free Cam Shows To Keep You Busy For the Weekend
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Champagne Nut Shot – VIDEO
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When Did Leelee Sobieski Get Hot?
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Sexy Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Curvy Amateur Shows Off Her Boobs and Pussy
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Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Pics
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4 Career Alternatives for Lindsay Lohan Now That She is Broke
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2011

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up in a black guys apartment with a ripped asshole and no evidence of used condoms” cuz I was so wasted…but I guess it really happes…the proof here is in the pudding…Disgusting.

Other eventful things that happened today and that are hardly eventful are:

An old Bitch said “Stay Cool”…I said ” Bitch, I was born cool, that’s not gonna ever change”…then i realized she was talking about the heat wave…

Some gay jogger was talking to a woman on the side of the road topless, after what looked like a jog cuz he was was wearing jogging shorts, but you can never tell with the gays….and mid coversation, he took his towel and started drying off his sweaty fucking balls, like it wasn’t a big deal…I’m talking towel up short leg mid conversation…now I know why they are more prone to aids…

My pubic hair pageant hasn’t had one entry…proving yet again my ideas are stupid and no one likes them…

That’s why I get my revenge by fingering crackwhores hard…I’m talking juices or whatever that substance is….maybe pussy or disease, piss or impending death…dripping off my wrists….not washing my hands…and encouraging strangers to shake my hand, lend me a pen or anything else that will transfer my disgusting onto them…It’s always a good laugh…

If you’re looking for other good laughs…here are the stepLINKS…that will expose you to everything I didn’t post but could have if I wanted to…but figure it is easier to link other people who already did it…ya heard?

Minka Kelly is In Tight Pants and Shooting a gun
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Katie Holmes Looks Fantastic When She’s Photoshopped to Look Nothing Like Katie Holmes
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Live Sex Shows to Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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How About Some Playboy TV, Even Though Hef Peaked in the 60s…
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How About Some Kardashian Family Photos
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Scarjo Has New Cock
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Parking Fail That is Probably Done by a Woman Because they Can’t Drive
(And Yes, I Expect Your Hate Mail)
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Surviving A Friends With Benefits Relationship
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You vs. Kate Upton: Bikini Stare Down
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Seriously, What. The. Fuck. is Lady Gaga Talking About?
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Free Cam Shows, From me to You
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time – VIDEO
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60 Most Cringe Inducing Nut Shots in Sports
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Britneay Spears Has a Fart Problem and This is Probably the Best Photo Ever to Prove It
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Jennifer Aniston, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Fucking Trash – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson’s New Lingerie Line Means Some Pam Anderson Photos
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Bar Refaeli is Still Hot as Hell
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Nikki Rhodes is a Big Titted Red Head
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Kim Kardashian is Suing Old Navy Because They Used Some Bitch That Looks Just Like Her in Commericals and The Funny Part Is This Slut is Also Banging Her Ex Reggie Bush
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Fire Table Stunt FAIL – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Get It On – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Teenage Killer Who Hammered His Parents To Death Blames Rap Music, Ecstasy And The Devil For His Crime
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Mickey Graham and Kylee Reese Get It On
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Women More Likely To Sext, New Book Claims
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Zoe Saldana & Jaimie Alexander Are Looking Hot at the Captain America Premiere
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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How to: Cross the Street in vietnam
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Hipster Cutie in Short Skirt
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Sophie Monk is Slutty as Always
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Sexy Web Cam Teen Gets Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria Looks Like Shes Taking a Dump Hahahahah
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Slut on the Back of a Motorcycle in WAY to Short of a Skirt – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Aixia in a Ray of Light
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10 of the Greatest Movie Sidekicks of All Time
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How About Some Kitti Kotoure?
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Mila Kunis Has a Butt Double
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