It’s Valentines Day. A perfect opportunity to ignore your woman…and go out and take advantage of the women who will be frequenting random bars, depressed that they are alone today….
So what better way to do that than to use these genius stepNEWS clips to break the ice….
Hey did you hear that they say “there’s an app for everything,” but many parents may not know what young people can see on their phones. Not all apps are innocent. Fox 2 showed parents what their kids may be exposed to on most smart phones including racy photos that are so explicit, we can’t even show them on TV. Bottom line, parents beware!
Hey did you hear that a loophole may allow for the hiring of people with criminal pasts.
Hey did you ss the new security footage that shows a man police believe is targeting children. He’s a suspect in three sexual assault cases dating back to November. The most recent involved an attack on a 12-year old girl in Bradenton.
Hey did about the man whose teenage son nearly died from alcohol poisoning, now a Detroit father is warning parents and other teens about the potent concoction known as “Southern Lean.” It’s a combination of vodka and prescription cough syrup the teen bought on the street.
Hey did you hear that innocent people are being attacked for no reason at all. The video are all over YouTube and police across the nation are starting to take notice. It’s a game that many fear will become the latest teen trend.
Did you hear about the two Houston women are suing a rapper who put them in a music video without their permission.
Did you know that a Harris County man is accused of sexually abusing at least two children who attended his wife’s daycare in Katy.
Did you see the grammy Newscaster who couldn’t fucking Speak?
But be sure to close ever story by reminding the bitch how desperate she is and how badly she needs to suck your dick in the bathroom before you go home to your wife with a box of chocolates….
Cuz that’s just the good thing to do, cuz without your dick humanizing her, maybe she’d kill herself…You’re a savior man.