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2011

11

Jan

Emmy Rossum Titties Get Fucked in Shameless of the Day

I don’t know if I am going to get sued or not by posting this, I mean I figured if anything this just promotes their stupid show I’ve never seen, because it just started this week, but I do know that when I posted clips from the pilot, the team at Shameless was not very happy about it at all, but I think that’s because it was the exact same sex scene they actually aired……

I love the slomo the pervert who uploaded this video did, I feel like it was one of you perverts cuz Emmy Rossum is porn to you, and I don’t even know who she is…I just know she’s jewish, 24, raised by a single mother, met her father twice, is the neice of Vera Wang, was nominated for a Golden Globe for Phantom of the Opera, is probably best known for some Dragonball shit, but I only know that cuz of wikipedia, so here is her clips anyway….

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2011

11

Jan

Charlie Sheen is Fucking Bree Olson in Vegas of the Day

In 2009, my friend went to the porn awards and hung out with some white trash pig hick named Bree Olson.

She had just won the AVN for best anal the year before and was on a rise to the whore who fucks dirty top….She is white trailer park trash from Indiana, I don’t know all that much about her, but that she’s now finally relevant cuz TMZ is saying Charlie Sheen was locked in a hotel room fucking her and a few other gutter pornstars at least until he made an exit from the Hotel this morning, proving yet again, that Charlie Sheen is both hilarious and amazing….not that I like pornstars, I just like how he handles himself in these situations, it’s joke….

I figured this was a perfect opportunity to re-release this video and showcase what happened when we were in Bree Olson’s hotel room during AVN a few years ago….I am pretty sure it was not nearly as sexy as what Sheen experienced, I hate pornstars, but I can guarantee there was a lot of eating involved…..cuz Bree Olson’s a little pig on all fucking levels…Enjoy….

Posted in:Bree Olson|Charlie Sheen

2011

11

Jan

Crazy Girl at the Pool of the Day

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this video before, I may have even posted this video before, it’s possible that there have been other videos of crazy people at the pool before this one, and I’m reallynot going to look into it too much, I’m just going to post it, cuz I think it’s more interesting than anything else I’ve posted or read on other sites today….It inspires….

Posted in:Crazy Girl

2011

11

Jan

The Many Faces of Cameron Diaz of the Day

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Cameron Diaz brought her long, lean, fit, old lady body I’d fuck, even if it’s not quite what it once was, because it’s better than most old lady bodies I see, maybe because she decided to be vain and not have kids, you know spending her millions on herself, living the good life traveling and partying and fucking various men, while all the other girls she went to high school with live the suburban hell life….but a face can’t always hide the hard living, the thousands of loads it has had dripping off its chin, botched botox, sun damage and a 40th birthday…Not that that doesn’t make her just as erotic as she once was, if anything the experiences that have tainted her ass, make her far more appealing, like choosing the veteran hooker over the fresh faced teenage runaway, only the masturbation version, that is if you can jerk off to a bitch in a red dress, which you can, cuz you grew up on comic books and Green Horney Hornet is all the porn you need….before realizing Seth Rogan is in it….cuz he fucking sucks…

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2011

11

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Hits the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

I was hoping these pictures of Lohan going to the gym would involve a little more pussy-hugging pants, cuz pussy hugging pants is the only good thing about going to the gym, I mean other than the endorphines Lohan’s therpay team is hoping kick in, so that she doesn’t get back on HORSE but then I realized she’s a fake lesbian and by default her vagina has figuratively closed the fuck up, I mean other than when Sam Ronsn shoves her head insider her in some reverse-birthing fetish cuz lesbians are weird…

These pictures suck, but then again so does Lohan, especially now that she’s sober and boring….and I guess so I am….See Lohan, we are connected at the soul.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

11

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes in the Laundry of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s fat ass wore tight pants to drop off her dirty laundry. I’m not entirely sure why she’s trying to get pictures of her taken by the paparazzi, but I can assume it’s got something to do with being an attention whore, cuz I know thaat there is no reason she would have to bring her own laundry in, she’s got people who do that for her, and she’s not as down to earth as you’d think her priviledged ass was, cuz everything has always been done for her…this is strictly her trying to get noticed, and with a mangled face and next level ass, that’s not that hard a thing to pull off…but between you and me, I kinda like her first approach with the sex tape she got pissed on in better than her dirty laundry and dirty laundry has been a consistent fetish of mine since I first ventured into a laundromat many years ago and noticed a pile of panties that were unattended as their owner took her hot college ass next door to get change…but that’s not quite the same exiting that comes with Kim Kardashian’s dirty underwear, because an ass that size must sweat a lot and more importantly, must be hard to wipe proper…

Not that it matters….

Here are some bonus pics of her applying lip gloss to her mutant face and lips….for those of you who can relate to a small lip gloss applicator….you’ll be able to visualize that’s you on her ridiculous lips….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

11

Jan

Snooki Monster’s Disgusting Panties Promoting Her Book of the Day

The fact that this half retarded troll is on a book tour makes me really question the state of America. I realize that she probably didn’t write the shit, but the fact that a publisher would put out the shit, is fucking scary and not even because she’s an ugly, pig of a person who seems like she was created in a fucking trash can outside a local stripclub when a used condom from one of the clients accidentally got a used tampon fertilized, but because everything that comes out of her mouth is everything that is wrong with America and now it is immortalized in book with all the greats before her, like Hemingway and Mark Twain and people who actually knew how to spell their fucking names…..Clearly, this is a product of publishers trying to stay current, relevant and meet sales objectives, it is their answer to not go broke, cuz no one reads anymore and if they do it’s on the internet or at the level of a third grader…we are all fucking doomed.

Here is disgusting on some Roseanne Barr kick making me nervous cuz I know when things like this are idolized the end is near

Posted in:Snooki

2011

11

Jan

Annalynne McCord as an Avatar of the Day

In remaining chronically useless, embarrassing and a joke of a bottom feeding person just trying to hang onto to her low level career as hard as she fucking can because she knows she’s talentless and it is just a matter of time before there’s no work for her, like when her garbage show gets cancelled….

So here she is dressed like an Avatar for the virgin losers who jerk off the Avatar porn, or just Avatar in general, cuz you dream of a place where alien bitches would fall in love with you, cuz human bitches want nothing to do with you.

This isn’t hot to me, but I am posting it anyway…I just hope the body paint is toxic….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2011

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I need people to ADVERTISE on DrunkenStepfahter. So if you know anyone who advertises on the internet, you need to convince them to advertise here. I am tired of being broke. Sure begging is shitty, but better when done on the internet than in a subway station or on the street corner in the cold, if you know what I mean….

I need people to add me to Facebook, because I am lonely and planning a world tour and need people to visit in each city I wander into.

I need a solid blowjob from a teenage girl with a tight ass and perky tits, but more importantly, I need to put an end to racism, with my dick. So much is going on and here are the stepLINKS….

JWoww Comes Up With the Shittiest Excuse for Her Nude Photos Ever, the Shittiest Thing Since Her Shitty Career Took Off
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This Story About Oliver Stone’s Mother Playing With His cock is Fucked Up and You HAVE to Read It
GO GO

Katie Price Has Still Got It and By Still Got It, I Mean Doesn’t Have It At All
GO

Quit Fuckin’ Around and Get Yourself Something Affordable To Better Your Useless Fucking Life…Seriously….
GO

Keri Hilson Half Naked for Vibe Magazine
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Ciara Spreads Them In A Bikini
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How’d You Like To Bang Michael Buble’s Fiancee?
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Olivia Munn is in Maxim
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And More Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
GO GO

All Work and No Play Makes For a Bad Day (NSFW)
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Abigail Clancy’s Tits Are Perfect (NSFW)
GO GO

100 Random Hotties (NSFW)
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A Video of a Puppy to Melt Your Heart of Ice – VIDEO
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Amy Fisher Bikini Shots, Yes THAT Amy Fisher
GO GO

Sofia Vergara’s Awesome Cleavage
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This Little Lady Will Help Make Monday Bearable
GO GO

Surfing Instructer Eats It – VIDEO
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Suelyn Medeiros, Nuff Said
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Snap! Famous Cell Phone Pics We Can’t Forget – (NSFW)
GO GO

Unbelievably Stupid Mom almost Kills her Kid on Train Tracks – VIDEO
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Emilianna, Phoenix Marie and Claire Dames (NSFW) – VIDEO
GO GO

Jenny Shows Off Her Tits (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Playmate Jaime Edmondson For Bud Light – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Japanese Cutey
GO GO

Nasty Party Game – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nude Iveta C on the Rocks – NSFW
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Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and Erin Heatherton all on one cover? Yes Please
GO GO

Mall Unveils Man-Eating Koi/Piranha Hybrid
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AnnaLynne McCord and Friends, Just Because
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Jim Carrey Paradys Black Swan on SNL and It’s Amazing
GO GO

Biggest Movie of the Week is a Western….
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Now Buy a Western Inspired Shirt….
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Lily Aldridge Has A Bangable Ass And Here It Is
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I Wanna Stick My Cock Between Sofia Vergara’s Tits
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Bastardly Mom Boobs
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Helen Flanagan Sweet No Panty Upskirt
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Pictures of the AVN Awards I Judged but I Wasn’t Flown To
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Some Hot Brazilian Ass
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Jeff Bridges Wears THis T-Shirt-I know Cuz I Mailed it To Him….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

Jan

Sally Gordon Brings the Tits for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Sally Gordon, she pretty much new to the internet, the only other Sally Gordon I could find was in her 80s, so it is safe to say this Sally Gordon is just another unknown bitch willing to get half naked for the sake of advancing her career and becoming known, you know by disguising a topless photoshoot by adding some backlight and filters to make the whole thing all romantic and artistic and shit, telling her that tiny nipples and tits are an integral part of the compostition for the message trying to be conveyed, when really it’s all showing tit and I’m down with that hustle…

Here are the pics from Pulp Magazine..

Posted in:Sally Gordon

2011

10

Jan

Ali Landry in a Bikini of the Day

The Doritos Girl still has it 12 years later…..

This is what she was….

And this is what she is now…The only unfortunate thing in all this is the reality that 99% of bitches don’t age this well, it’s like some cocktease fantasy to all of us wishing the slobs we married kept the same body they had in their 20s, if anything this is not a beacon of hope but a source of anger, but the good kind of source of anger that you can hate masturbate to – which is kinda like hate fucking only all by yourself…weirdo…

Posted in:Ali Landry

2011

10

Jan

Angela and Amber Cope Showing Off Tit of the Day

Here are the Cope twins, two bitches I’ve never heard of but who are apparently pro Nascar drivers, something I can only assume is a novelty act for ratings, because Nascar is about as classy as professional wrestling, and this kind of pussy is coveted by the redneck hicks who race the shit cuz it reminds them of the strippers they meet on the road, marry and have families with and reminds the redneck hick fans of the pussy they can’t ever have cuz they work shit jobs to support their fat wife’s bulk toilet paper purchases at Walmart….you know how it is….

So here is one of the twins showing off her fake tits cuz that’s her hustle and what stripper lookin trash like her are paid to do…

Posted in:Amber Cope|Angela Cope

2011

10

Jan

Lily Aldridge in Her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Lily Aldridge is a Victoria’s Secret Angel who I have kinda heard of. Not because she’s famous and not because I keep track of who Victoria’s Secret hires to walk their fashion shows or star in their boring catalongs and not because I keep track of the people who marry the members of Kings of Leon band but because I am in love with her sister.

It’s not real love because love doesn’t exist and I have never actually met her. It is a love that came over the internet after being friends on facebook since she was 15 years old, you know in an attempt to befriend her when she was young so that when she turns 18 it’ll be natural progression to bed me…I hardly ever talk to her anymore, but when we did it was glorious and that’s good enough for me….because if I did ever try to kidnap her and make her my child wife like she was that Smart kid, I’d be totally distracted at family functions by this sister of hers, cuz I had no idea just how pretty fucking magnificent she is….

Here are her pics, hard at work.

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2011

10

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt Subtle Bikini Pics of the Day

I always try to figure out why people bother with Victoria Silvstedt, she was playmate of the year in 1997. I don’t even remember 1997 so why the fuck do I remember this plastic twat turned hooker to billionaires…washed up…insignificant…hot bodied but old and tired..and then I remember it is because she’s a talent who saves the world with her songs….

You know a real creative genius ready to inspire and bring joy like she was a contestent on American Idol or Katy Perry…A real voice of an angel that brings chills up my spine cuz I feel like she is channeling a higher power or something…

What a fucking joke. I hate this fake busty trash. Here she is on the beach being irrelevant, useless and making me hate myself for posting her doctored face…..

Here she is in her natural virginal white…to offset some of her life choices..

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

10

Jan

Venus WIlliams Booty Hittin’ Balls of the Day

Not a day in my life goes by without me thinking about a big round black woman ass, sure I don’t necessarily love when that ass is attached to a pro athlete, because there’s something about female pro athletes that makes me think they are more into having their clits jerked off, like dudesbecause of the whole trading in their vagina’s for muscles after years of hard training thing, but a round ass in tight pants seems to have the ability to make me forget….plus it’s not like Venus Williams is her monster sister…and tennis is probably as dainty a pro sport a girl could be into, so this round black ass has some redeeming factors you will notice if you can get past staring at the mom’s fat tits….

Posted in:Venus WIlliams