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2011

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May

Uma Thurman’s Titty in a White Dress of the Day

I never found Uma Thurman hot…that was not until today….I guess she go some good botox, make-up artist, photographer, slimming pants, I don’t fucking know, I just know that her white dress that would suck to get her period in, provided she still gets her period, and isn’t too old to get her period, makes me ignore her manly hands and hard face that I’ve never seemed to get over all these years in trying to figure out why Tarantino was hard for her and put her in all her movies….until just coming to the conclusion that film nerds, even rich and successful onces people consider a genius, are still fucking nerds and get happy when all girls, even average at best with man hands answer their calls. True story.

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2011

11

May

Taryn Manning’s Amazing Face of the Day

Taryn Manning is on my facebook. She’s not exciting to follow, but we’ve exchanged love letters. She’s deleted me and I’ve re-added her, like all power couples, and I’m not even sure it’s really her, it’s most likely a Filipino pervert bored in his village with a love for the movie 8 mile, or whatever that one movie she did to make her famous was….

I know she’s barely famous, she’s involved in a band, she’s got a clothing line, but more importantly, I know this girl looks run the fuck down….maybe she needs a detox, maybe a master cleanse, or even some sleep….but until then, she’s our Amazing Face of the day.

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2011

11

May

Rachel McAdams Walking Up Stairs in a Dress of the Day

I’ve decided to trend a new fetish that I’m gonna bring into style. It’s called watching girls in dresses walk up stairs from a far….Sure I’ve been doing it off and on for a few years, you know at mall and shit, but I realize there’s very few resources for people like us, who just like the way an ass looks while climbing….

So here’s Rachel McAdams, our first celeb recruit from the Walking Up Stairs in Dresses Fetish…

Here’s some other pictures of this Canadian bitch who I think is overrated, but we have limited exports in Canada, so we hear about her all the time….

Posted in:Rachel McAdams|Walking Up Stairs in a Dress

2011

11

May

Salma Hayek Puss and Boobs of the Day

I wonder how many people made the Puss & Boobs joke when posting pictures of Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas at some movie premiere. I’m thinking at least one.

So a spic and a spaniard walk in a bar…no wait, she’s a Mexican and Mexicans get mad when you call them Spics, cuz we ain’t no J.Lo….

I haven’t figured out why I’m doing this post, maybe cuz bitch isn’t exposing her big tits enough to keep me happy and I’m responding angrily by associating her with the other trash I post about….or maybe I’m doing it because I’m from Mexican descent and I know she’s our National pride cuz she is the best looking thing Mexico has produced, I mean other than my Dirty Taco eating ass.

This post is a disaster. Fuck you Hayek for Hiding You Tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2011

11

May

Katie Price is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Katie Price may not just give birth to monsters, I’m talking to you HARVEY, but she may in fact be a monster and Harvey is just a product of her fucked up monster genetics….and not just from her smoking, drinking and doing blow during the pregnancy, or god punishing her for inter species breeding….because looking at these pictures of her, makes me laugh knowing she became a multi-millionaire off her looks and fake tits alone, it just doesn’t make any fucking sense, but then again a whore who hoes proper will prosper…say that again people, a whore who hoes proper will prosper.

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2011

11

May

Lady Gaga Isn’t Wearing Pants of the Day

Boring. This is getting so fucking boring. This tryhard needs more hustle.

Lady Gaga was cast for the part of Lady Gaga because she looked like Paul from he Wonder Years. They were like, she’s got this facial expression like she’s always about to throw up, thanks to a weak chin, let’s milk this whore, pump some self esteem into her, a little false ego, give her a team of people to train her, and let her take all the glory for the bullshit she spews, that same bullshit all the fags and ugly people everywhere are eating up, cuz they believe the lie, they don’t realize she’s an employee of a label looking to target the fags and give them something that taps into their love for Madonna, Glamour, Fashion and Drag shows….Something edgie, that’s really just a pile of shit….and the whole thing annoys me, especially when she walks around pantless, cuz I’m just like “arrest this bitch for indecent exposure” and I also love a bitch, even ugly bitches exposing, it is just that everything about her is an ugly, unattractive, lie I want to see die.

The only thing good about her is that she proves marketing works and gays are idiots. Something we already knew….

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2011

11

May

Amber Rose Thick and Disgusting for Some Black Magazine of the Day

Amber Rose is a fat chick who fucks rappers. There is nothing cool, hot or endearing about her. She’s a straight up hooker being passed around the hip hop game, and I guess a handful of people are giving her attention because lets face it, people like to celebrate whores they think famous people fucked, cuz it’s like the cumstain stamp of approval that makes them have purpose and meaning in life, or some shit…

I don’t like her pig face, her pig body, or the fact that she fucked Kanye up the ass with a strap on, cuz shit’s just awkward, but I have a feeling you like her shit colored shit…you know cuz you are into dabbling with Soul Food but not fully ready to be absorbed by it’s blackness, and this bitch lets you stay on the fence or some shit…

Either way, she was in some black magazine and these are the behind the scene pics I couldn’t bother posting, but will link you to, cuz I’m the source of all things half naked like that.

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Amber Rose

2011

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s Morning Hangover Dump smells like Jack and cheese.

I hate talking about shit, but it’s better than talking about how uneventful a drunk I was last night…See there’s something boring as fuck about drinking yourself stupid alone late night and that something boring is the lack of hot tits to gawk, but I did have a pleasant conversation with a guy in the UK who wants to fuck his teenage stepdaughter, that was alright, you know cuz it reminded me I attract the upper crust of society with this site….you know the real cool crowd….

Here are some morning links:

Bristol Palin Has New Face
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I Could Give Two Shits About a Chick Playing a Violin, But She’s Wearing an Incredibly Short Dress, Which I Guess Makes It Fine By Me
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The 40 Naughtiest Sports Hotties Ever
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Free Cams Because You Made It Half Way Through the Week and You Deserve It
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A.J. McLean Paid $40,000 For Lindsay Lohan as a Vampire and If You Ask Me It Was $39 999 to Much
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Alaska Bush Pilot FAIL
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Amber Rose, Just Because
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Let’s Watch Her Strip
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Sexy Times in the Car
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Cute College Roomates
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More Laughs With the Shake Weight HAHAHA – VIDEO
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Enter this Contest For 250 Dollars of Gear
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

May

Pippa Middleton Topless Pictures of the Day

The Queen in Training middle class turned top of the society circle has a sister, and that sister is still a middle class slut who probably hates the fact that her sister is now a princess, it’s one of those “Oh Kate always wanted to be a princess, with a Royal Wedding, I can’t believe she figured out how” kind of obnoxiousnes that makes you hate a bitch….you know Pippa’s here in the public eye, and she has to behave, because otherwise there’s gonna be some major fucking turmoil for the family, I’m talking shit’s gonna fall apart, cuz the real Queen runs the show now, and the others just collect their paychecks and keep their mouth shut…

Luckily, Pippa’s a little more rebellious than that…she wants her fame and she’s trashy enough to get it…so these topless pics surfaced today….It’s a big deal…even if the pics themselves aren’t that big of a deal…cuz they are from a 2006 trip to ibizia with the Prince himself….Threesome.

I don’t fuck with Royalty or Their Lawyers, So To See The Rest of the Pics
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Here’s a bonus pic of her in her bra….apparently…doing the typical trashy party slut desperate for attention cuz her sister’s the future queen and she’s nothing.

Posted in:Pippa Middleton