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2010

18

Nov

Candice Swanpoel Checking Out Her V-Man Shoot for the First Time of the DAy

I have no idea how I missed this video…but there seems to be nothing better than a hot chick reflecting on her slutty actions after the money has traded hands…embarassment, excitement, shame, exhileration…all things that make me want to fuck them….

Candice Swanpeoel is pretty much awesome…and so is this video.

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2010

18

Nov

Sharon Hinnendael Naked Cam Show from a Showtime Show of the Day

Here is some up and coming actress named Sharon Hinnendael in a Showtime show called “Look: The Series”….doing some webcam show that I try so hard to get bitches to do for me, but they never pull through on, because I am not paying them….and I guess they aren’t aspiring to be famous one day cuz someone told them they had the look to be the next Lohan one too many times…

I guess this is her attempt to get noticed, or maybe it’s her commitment to her acting career, or maybe it’s just her desperation in having no other offers and rent that needed to get paid….and it was better to play a bitch on cam than to be a bitch on cam to get by…

According to her IMDB she’s landed a couple more roles where she’s not listed as “girl #40” or “student”. or “dead hooker”….

One movie is what you’d expect it to be “Three college girls staying at an isolated home for spring break suddenly find themselves terrorized by a maniac on the road.” but still she’s making moves and looks good to me….

Posted in:Sharon Hinnendael

2010

18

Nov

Some Halle Berry Tit in a White Dress cuz She’s White of the Day

I have a black girl fetish so that I know that Halle Berry is hardly black. Sure she’s got some deadbeat dad she pretends she never met cuz her white mother was one of those white sluts who let herself get fucked in a motel room by a brother and didn’t ask him for his business card to contact him in the event her uterus took to his cum….

It’s possible that her dad was even a drug dealer or a traveling musician that her mom just groupied out on in a night of passion in the late 70s…

But there is no way you can call Halle Berry black. I know Hollywood likes to and I know I write about this constantly, mainly because it annoys me. See when you’re raised white in a white suburban home, in a white school and all your friends are white and you’re a light tanned color, you’re not really black….unless you really milk it for Academy Awards….

She’s just here to make racist white guys think “shit, I’d do me a colored bitch, you see that Halle Berry, she’s a real looker”…while hunting for squirrels and raping their handicapped daughters, cuz that’s what racist white people do.

She’s accessible ethnic and I prefer the real black deal, like all the bitches on my facebook, but at least she’s got great tits….Here they are in a white dress…at some fancy event real black people wouldn’t be caught dead at.

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2010

18

Nov

Katie Price Finally Makes a Comeback of the Day

I probably shouldn’t take credit for the Katie Price comeback, but my life fucking sucks and I figure if I can pretend I am part of something bigger than what I am actually a part of like Katie Price’s tits, I won’t jump in front of the fucking train….

You see a few weeks ago, I hit her up telling her to stop wasting her time with her retard crack baby cuz retards can’t remember if their mom was there for them growing up and retards don’t have repressed memories that surface and if they do…we never have to really hear about them except for in a series of grunts, groans and chronic masturbation episodes…..

I told her to bring back her classy little outfits, and her subtle implants and start making appearances before she’s too old for people to care, even though she’s already too old for people to care.

I told her she’s a fucking legend in the Glamor Model world of trash…

So I just can’t contain my excitement seeing her here posing like a club kid from the 90s, cuz channelling her inner gay male on a cocktail of drugs and not just for his AIDS is something she’s amazing at….Amanda Lepour step the fuck back, Billionaire Katie Price is back in shameless self-promotion action and I love it.


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2010

18

Nov

Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

I don’t know who this awkward Katy Perry impersonator at a Drag Club lookin’ bitch is. I just know she’s in a movie with Rachel Bilson and Rachel Bilson is the fucking future now that she’s escaped that overbearing cunt she was going to marry. I also know she’s wearing a tight dress that really shows off her non existent titties which is exactly what I am looking for in a bitch who is trying to look like Katy Perry because the only good about Katy Perry is her tits…Unless of course she’s trying to really have her own look, style and identity, in which case I’m way off….and who really who cares….I don’t even know why I’m bothering posting this bitch…oh right…scroll down…

There was some chick named Natasha Alam from Uzbekistan and I like her style, shit, I don’t know why she bothered wearing that dress, she probably shoulda just come out in her bra and panty set I know she strategically wore so no pussy or tit would be exposed, cuz that’s just how bitches who dress like this for attention are, they fucking suck at actually doing things that deserve getting attention, like masturbating in public or taking a shit for the paparazzi, cuz entertaining me is not their priority. Cunts.

Posted in:Krysten Ritter|Natasha Alam

2010

18

Nov

Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

I haven’t fucked someone over 70 in a long time….It was back when I worked at the old folks home and I wouldn’t really call it sex because the bitch was medicated, half asleep with a serious case of senility that made her forget who she was, which was the motivation behind choosing her, in an out of sight out of mind kinda thing that even if she woke up she’d have no idea what happened 3 minutes later and really it was a service to her cuz I knew she hadn’t fucked in a long time…

The nice thing about that romantic experience was that I thought I’d need lube, but really the walls of her vagina were so parted, that I popped rigt in….The horrible thing was seeing what I saw everytime I opened my eyes, cuz old lady ass is not something that should be undressed…

Unless of course it’s Raquel Welch, cuz she’s 70 and I’m in fucking love.

I generally don’t like that plastic surgery, plastic emotionless face that makes bitches mainly in LA look like fucking aliens, but something was done right…she’s so good that I wouldn’t have to close my eyes and remember her 1960s stupid tits…I’d be happy with what was on my plate in front of me.

Seriously….I could jerk off to these pics and she’s not doing anything in them…except for being a hot 70 year old..and for some reason her being 70….and reflecting on all that pussy has seen…and all the wisdom it garnered from its experiences is better than porn to me….

Posted in:Raquel Welch

2010

18

Nov

Eniko Mihalik Half Naked for Vogue of the Day

I didn’t know who Eniko Mihalik was and since there was no good celeb pussy pics, I decided to post these half naked model in Vogue pics…I used to hate posting photoshoots, but I guess I am a new man….since the paparazzi pics are pretty much photoshoots now that everything is staged….

So I did a little research. Apparently, Eniko is Hungarian. She has other model friends and she loves playing board games even though board games make you look like an asshole. She watches cartoons, likes eating hungarian foods and bagels and she sleeps with a teddy named Bubu…..which is pretty much the level of substance I expected a bitch who gets paid stupid money to stand and smile would have…cuz really it’s all she needs.

On a sidenote, she did Victoria’s Secret fashion show last year, which makes her a winner to you so here are her pics…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2010

18

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Chubby Leg for Twitter of the Day

I don’t think I have a midget fetish, but I definitely get a kick out of watching midgets trying to make it in our big person world. I don’t necessarily find midgets hot, but there is something about their stumpy legs that give them some serious lookin’ booty, booty only real fucking perverts and/or demented 6 foot 5 Russian boxer would want to see his dick tear apart in some depraved psychopathic way, cuz fighting to the death, blood and knocked out teeth is kinda his thing….

It’s so weird to me that Hayden Panettiere is banging her monster, but it’s even weirder to me that I know that. I figure if this was me 5 years ago, I wouldn’t know who Hayden Panettiere was. I would have been like the rest of the world, cuz I write this celeb shit daily, but when I talk to the average person, they know nothin’ about it, and I remember how that felt, it was nice.

So here are her shitty stumpy leggs, her cellulite, in shorts, getting out of a car, and you’ll probably jerk off to this, cuz you are weird and into this kinda celebrity bullshit.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2010

18

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

This is my 11 am morning show. I know I am going up against The View, which is probably a tough act to compete with, but I wouldn’t know, cuz whenever I happen to come across that amazing smut I can’t help but focus in on Whoopi and pretty much black out in a lust filled schizophrenic episode and next thing you know, kids and parents are lookin’ at me mortified and mall security is grabbing me out of the Radio Shack by my hair….her organic looking smells and Ted Danson expired cum still in her nasty pussy and her talks about her losing her bladder control and her menopause and all that goodnesss….

So here

SF Chuck E. Cheese Robbed at gunpoint

Man gets profane receipt from Burger King

A drunk driving suspect thought he put his car in park, but he put it in reverse. Chaos ensued and nobody was hurt.

Notorious bad Detroit neighbor accused of trying to run down neighbor

Jennifer Petkov, who used Facebook to taunt the family of 7-year-old Kathleen Edward, remains free on bond after waiving her rights to a preliminary hearing.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I posted my facebook yesterday and not 1 person added me. I guess that means I’ve peaked at 100 friends.

Here are my stepLINKS…sometimes that’s all you really need to know…why should I bother going into my day’s excitement, cuz nothing exciting happened, except maybe trying to convince a pregnant chick to take nudes cuz I figured she was horny and tired of her husband looking at her in disgust, which didn’t even work. I need hobbies. I’m thinking of becoming a real estate agent…we’ll film it an make it a regular stepTV series called “Bring Jesus into your home to Sell Your Home”….I’ll probably lose my license with all moving into the houses I’m selling cuz I have a key….I’ve already found the guy I want as my partner on the show cuz he sells home features so well…

Enough rambling, here are my stepLINKS

Leighton Meester Does the Right Thing and Doesn’t Wear Any Pants of the Day
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The New Little Red riding Hood is Bordering on Soft Core Porn and I Like It – VIDEO
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How Far Can Her Asshole Stretch? Let’s Find Out Together – VIDEO
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Crazy Africans – Husband Beats A Woman’s Lover Down Hard
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I’m telling you this is the next thing, you don’t believe me, but I’m never wrong motherfucker….
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Lindsay Lohan in Athletic Shorts
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Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson And The Hottest Socialites in Sports
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Sophie Marceau Has a Bangin Body and a Thick Bush
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Japanese Teens Fuck at Gunpoint
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Megan Fox Rocks The C Thru Shirt
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Pam Anderson And Her Tits Take On India
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Michael Phelps Is Banging Brittny Gastineau…Nooooo!
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Because Your Day Was Probably Worse Than Mine Was
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I Know It’s Played Out But I Still Got a Thing For Any Chick Dressed as a Slutty Cop
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Guess Which Latina is Getting Divorced?
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Pam Anderson Shows Off Her Tits In India
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A Little Morning Lesbian Action
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Cunt Gosselin is Mommy Dearest of the Day
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Some Bar Refaeli
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Sexy Body, Sexy Strip Down – VIDEO
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Draya Michelle Knows How to Work It
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Amber Rose Likes to Be Spat on and Punched – VIDEO
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Andym Tania, Stracy and Carrie Oh My
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Sextoys Illegal In Alabhama, But They Have 1st US Drivethru Sexshop
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And Now, the Best Picture from the 90s I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Halle Berry is Looking Fit
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Malibu Has One tight Body
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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A Little Rihanna, Just Because
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I’ll Buy Anything Rachel Bilson is Selling
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Nasty Girl Gets Even Nastier on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heidi Montag is a Delusional Idiot, Wannabe Barbie Doll
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Meet Talia – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Kate Middleton Bikini Pics!!
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Some Ashley Green Hotness
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Mandy Moore Makes A Surprisingly Hot Appearance
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

Nov

Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the Day

I know all the virgin loser sci fi club people love Natalie Portman, mainly because I used to hang out with a dude I worked with who collected pretty much everything including Star Wars toys obsessively, and he would always talk about the bitch….and her perfection…he was Jewish and maybe he was just happy that she was too…and that she didn’t look like his Aunt Herschel or some shit….but I never really saw her appeal….while this guy was sitting their awkwardly coverin his Aspergers boner during one of her movies he made me watch…I could see a love I never felt for a girl he never met come over him…it was fucking weird….and all these years later…virgin losers everywhere are still hung up on this bitch…so her ass in a thong is probably a huge deal to them….

I’m pretty much down for any pussy equally and I never get excited about anything, I just think the funniest thing about Natalie Portman is her last name isn’t actually Portman but is Hershlag which is approproate cuz it is the sound all the asthmatics who love her make when they cum to her picture the have framed next to their bed, just a disgusting fucking sound….

Scroll to the 1:28 Mark to see her ass in the Your Highness Red Band Bullshit….

Here is a video of a dude – who probably really likes this Natalie Portman clip alot – but unfortunately for him It’s not Harry Potter

Here are the screencaps…

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2010

17

Nov

Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day

I wonder how many people masturbated to this performance as Good Morning America was on and they were eating the cereal before work. I am thinking at least one person.

I am surprised that TV allows this kind of gutter prostitute smut on so early in the morning, especially network TV. I mean aren’t these the same people who censored Elvis for just shaking his hips.

This pig is pretty much fucking the microphone and using the sounds of her pussy drip as part of her bead.

I like anything that involves tits, sex, pussy or dick….but TV doesn’t, it’s against the Christian way, and the Christians run America….

I guess I am just bitter that I post these pics and videos and advertisers call me a porn site, when shit is straight off your fucking TV screen on a show owned by a billion dollar corporation..

The rich get richer and the poor become popstars named Rihanna….

The world makes no sense.

Here is a clip of her uneducated ghetto ass trying to seduce in shitty fucking video….I’m loving her white back-up dancer – shit reminds me of the entertainment at a Bat Mitzvah….So good….

Posted in:Rihanna

2010

17

Nov

Pam Anderson’s Stupid Fake Tits Do India of the Day

I figure India has enough problems without giving them hepatitis and by Hepatitis I mean Pamela Anderson….but I guess Pamela Anderson’s PR team is working hard to find markets that aren’t bored of her or disgusted by her disgustingness and India came into the mix….maybe it’s one of those “Russia Likes Levis” jeans back in the 80s situation, or David Hasselhoff is big in Germany as a musician kinda deals, where shit is behind the curve and doesn’t quite make sense why it would be happening now, unless of course it was a take what they can get on India’s side of things, but I think it comes down to the fact that I’ve been on the bus next to Indians (dots not feathers), on very hot days, and it’s safe to say Pam Anderson’s pussy scent will feel right at home…like it’s gone back to see it’s curry fish scented relatives and I guess it all is starting to make sense….

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2010

17

Nov

Julia Stegner Tits for Vogue Germany of the Day

Julia Stegner is some German Model and based on what I know about German people, showing her tits is really fucking tame, cuz German’s are way more into chaining each other up and shitting down each other’s throats, so I really shouldn’t be making a big deal about this shit by giving this bitch her own post, but I can’t help myself, when I see nipples for fashion magazines, I get hopeful that one day my site will get 100 pages of million dollar advertisers per issue….cuz fashion photography is just strategic porn….not that tits are enough to get me off in this desensitized state…but you get what I’m saying….If you’re even wasting your time reading this bullshit.

Posted in:Julia Stegner

2010

17

Nov

Shakira In Leggings of the Day

Everyone loves watching Skakira shake her ass in music videos like some gyrating clown at the Colombian coked up circus, but I wonder if people give a fuck about her leaving her hotel in leggings that show off her short legs and that don’t show off her spic booty or spic dick shaped clit or spic shitty tits. I guess we’ll find out.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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