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2008

09

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Rubber Pants to Match Her Rubber Tits of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Spirit like throwing some Christmas themed event and booking the Pussycat Dolls to perfom in their PVC outfits that you wouldn’t see at a fucking strip club, mainly because strippers can’t afford these expensive constumes, but also because the shit is a pain in the ass to peel off and the only thing it’s really good for is festering some interesting rancid smells from a sweaty pussy in a fabric that doesn’t breathe, and I know that’s been on the top of my Christmas list for years, tis the fucking season…..

Posted in:Latex|Nicole Scherzinger|PVC|Tits

2008

09

Dec

Russell Simmons’ New Pussy On the Beach of the Day

Russel Simmons manages to bring his very rich adult lisp to the beach on the regular and he always seems to be doing it with decent lookin’ pussy. Now I don’t know who this bitch is, mainly because girls in bikinis don’t have names, especially when they are brown, don’t hate me, hate the system, but I do know that Simmons is doing a good job making up for not getting laid in his youth, before he became some hip hop mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars, when he was the awkward balding guy who sounded like a cartoon character whenever he spoke, but who didn’t have enough money to make a girl forget about those deal breakers like he does now, and I guess that’s all part of the American Dream…..

Posted in:Beach|Pussy|Russell Simmons

2008

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr Does a Photoshoot for Some French Fashion Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr did some photoshoot for some fashion magazine from France that I am sure none of you have a yearly subscription to, so I figured I’d post some of the pictures from her spread, because as you all know, the French are sluts and have anal sex on the first date and that kind of passion comes through in the photography, only they trick the models into thinking they are part of this greater artistic vision, which is along the same lines of what I had to do the time I convinced a French slut to have anal on the first date, if you consider throwing 50 dollars her way art…..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot

2008

09

Dec

Katy Perry Getting Down in the Club to Her Song and A Half Naked Guy…of the Day

I just threw up again, I don’t think it has anything to do with watching Katy Perry drunk at some club, doing a little show grinding up against some half naked guy because when the club found out she was there, they figured they might as well make a mockery out of her, because that’s pretty much all she’s good for, at least that’s what her record label says, but for some reason the public eat it up….like you know the people in the crowd are cumming themselves knowing that they are partying that close to Katy Perry, the girl from TV and that they are getting their own private performance because they are partying that close to Katy Perry and that is why she has a career and that is also why I hate you.

Here are some pictures of her in her slutty Santa Costume climbing out of a banana, which may not make any sense to me, but either does the fact that she’s famous or that guys want to fuck her…..

Posted in:Dancing|Katy Perry

2008

09

Dec

Helen Mirren One Piece Bathing Suit Seductress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Helen Mirren proving that the one piece bathing suits aren’t just for fat insecure 12 year old girls at the public pool, but also work out pretty nicely for menopausal, busty, older actresses. So I guess you’re never too old to cover up that sloppy body while still managing to turn me on. It could be my fever talking but I like to think it’s got more to do with those tits. What I would do to change that diaper….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Helen Mirren|One Piece|Tits

2008

09

Dec

Charlize Theron Topless in a Movie of the Day

Here are Charlize Theron’s tits in a movie called The Burning Plain. I’ve seen this bitch in Playboy in ’99, when she was in her prime physically and before she really broke into the Hollywood scene, you know, when she was more desperate for attention and to be seen, which is always a hotter context to see tits in than watching her try to hang onto the glory she had by getting naked in a movie…but then again, seeing tits is never really a bad thing…so here’s the shitty screepcap.

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Topless

2008

09

Dec

Ne-Yo Before He Was Famous of the Day

I don’t know anything about this guy Ne-Yo, but I have seen him on some award shows and in some Rihanna videos and my stepdaughter seems to think he’s some kind of talented songwriter and performer and I guess so does the rest of the world, cuz dude is making ridiculous bank, fucking ridiculously good quality pussy, and totally manipulating the music industry into thinking he’s some kind of it person, but it’s always nice to see where people come from before they were famous, and here’s Ne-Yo as Go Go with some gold hair in some Boys to Men rip off band, and the whole thing is fuckin’ jokes because they sound like shit and if I saw these guys performing at my local strip mall, I would probably never expect one of them to be the biggest thing in pop music and that’s probably why I am a not a rich record excutive, but instead, I am a man who hasn’t had a solid shit in 48 hours…I guess this is a never give up no matter how hard you suck motivational video…of the day…

Posted in:Ne-Yo

2008

09

Dec

Pregnant Jennifer Garner Gets Asian Pedicures of the Day

There are at least 15 of these asian manicure places around the shithole I call home. I could never figure out why the Asians were so into this manicure business and why no other culture owned these sexy nails type stores. This one time, I walked in asking if it was a full service pedicure, you know one with a happy ending and the little Asian women looked at me like they didn’t know what the fuck I was talking about, but before I could run away like a stupid high school kid doing a stupid prank at the drive thru window, they’d circle me and try to walk me into their special massage room and next thing I know, I’m getting jerked off for 40 dollars by these little asian hands and that is when I figured out that this pedicure business was actually a handjob front so I wasn’t surprised to see this Asian pedicure shit isn’t something exclusive to my city and was even less surprised to see a pregnant Jennifer Garner running to the back room, escorted by ten little Asians, to get rubbed off…how naughty….

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|Pedicure

2008

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the first time in 4 years that I wasn’t able to post because of sickness, I think that’s a pretty good track record considering I am unhealthy as fuck. I am hoping to bring the site back tomorrow, but after today, I should really find a back up person to have my back for when I am bed-ridden for 23 of the last 24 hours. I haven’t died yet, I haven’t gone to the doctor, but for those of you who hate me, keep praying……it is bound to happen eventually.

I managed to get some stepLINKS….here they are – click them….

Rock of Love is My Kind of TV Show
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I Can’t Get Enough of Babes Playing Guitar Hero
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Eva Mendes Makes Scarlett Johansson Look Like an Ugly Pig
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Say What You Want About the Pussycat Dolls, They Make Latex Pants Look Good
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Melisa Made My Cloudy Day Brighter
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Celebrity Phone Tap – Oj and His Glove
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That’s Not My Wife!
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How About a Human Luau?
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IPhone Pours Beer
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Marisa Tomei is Topless
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Rachel Zoe Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Lohan Trying to Make Out With Sean Penn, Why Am I Not Surprised?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Great Moments in Human Interaction
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Jessica Simpson Should Stop Selling Perfume and Start Selling Her Body
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Paris Hilton on the Toilet Throwback
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class
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The Difference Between a $5 and a $500 Car Wash
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Sluts Who Will Make Friday (and You) Come Faster
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Blake Civil-Fielder Wants to Go Out in a Gold Diggers Blaze of Glory
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Fuck You Burger King
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Laura Lee is an Outdoor Beauty
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Various Amateurs Will Help You Pass Time
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Mr.Spriggs BBQ
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XTina Bikini Throwback
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PETA Has No Decided They Hate Britney Spears
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Striptease of the Day
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Nell McAndrew Hangs Out by the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Chick Gets a Right Hook!!
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Memphis Monroe is Lovely
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Katy Perry Looks Disgusting at Some Christmas Party
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Topless Skydiving Looks Like One Hell of a Party
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Patricia Ford Gallery
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Marry Me Penny Cruz
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Emma Watson Wants to Get Naked
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Here’s Some Weird CGI Porno Type Movies
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I’d Much Rather See This Guy Then Clay Gayken or Any of the Other Idol Losers
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CAT FIGHT!! Lily Allen VS Katy Perry
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Perfection at the Beach
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Run USB Through Phone Lines, You Fucking Nerd
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Groped By 50 Different Men
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

08

Dec

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I guess you shouldn’t brag to some 20 year old drunk kid who is puking on the side of the street about how much of a punk he is for not being able to hold in his booze, because it turns out that Karma is a bitch and a fter spending an enitre day hung over, eating random shit, trying to not feel like death, I went to bed early, but woke up at 5 am, projectile vomiting all over the place, including my wife. Then I fell back to sleep, and woke up at 9 am, where I puked out of my ass for a solid 20 minutes, went back to bed and woke up an hour later, puking all over the fucking place again.

Now I don’t know if it is death or a preview of death, like my body shutting down on me, or if it’s alcohol withdrawal, because I drank hard, or if the fucking 3 dollar week old sandwich I got at the gas station yesterday before bed poisoned me, but I know that I can’t stand, I can’t walk, I am in pain, I am a baby, I can’t handle this shit so while I do what I can to try to post, while trying to not die, you can find a whole lot of shit in the stepFORUM.

If this does kill me, I’d like to thank you for being an internet friend.

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

OMFG HOT – Violeta Raserva nude (covered) in Max Magazine
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Wow – Doutzen Kroes Beaautiful in Elle France
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HOT! – Ria Antoniou in Nitro mag (kind of NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson @ 2008 Craig McDean Photo Shoot
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HOT – Adriana Lima & Ana Beatriz Barros (SFW)
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HOT – Marisa Tomei – Topless and in a Thong (NSFW)
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Kate Beckinsale – at the “Nothing But the Truth” press conference
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Jessica Simpson Awesome Craig McDean Photo Shoot
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Kate Hudson – Showing off her body in workout clothes
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HOT!! – Joanna Krupa in Leg Avenue Lingerie Photoshoot
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Emma Watson – Santa Monica Candids
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Shakira in black at Art Basel Miami
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Selma Blair looking hot in Elle Korea
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A bunch of models looking hot
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Beyonce Knowles in Giant Magazine
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Kate Moss – for W Mag
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Rebecca Loos naked (covered) in Zoo Magazine
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Jessica Biel – GQ Magazine Jan 09
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Mila Kunis looks good in Maxim Outtakes
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HOT – Julia Stegner – Solve Sundsbo shoot (SFW)
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Amanda Righetti @ Grand Opening Of SLS Hotel
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Kristen Bell – Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique
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Marisa Miller (God’s gift to man) @ V-Rod Muscle
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———Music———

Bon Iver – Blood Bank
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Silverchair – The Best of Volume 1
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Aaron Neville Gold
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Costanza – Sonic Diary
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Sk200 !!!
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Computerclub – Before The Walls Came Down
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Kenny Rogers – The Best Of Kenny Rogers
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Young Buck – Buck The World
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The Black Ghosts – Mixtape
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Black President – Black President
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Apple Jelly – Na Na Na Club
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Bodyjar – No Touch Red
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The Great Compromise
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———Holiday Music———

Brad Paisley Christmas
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Christmas With Johnny Cash
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———Nacho’s Comedy Albums———

Christian Finnegan – Two For Flinching
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———Random———

This is some CRAZY ish
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Some REAL girls
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Food Chain
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Mirrors
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The Insatiable Ironbabe
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JCVD (2008) LIMITED DVDRip
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Swing Vote
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X-Files: I Want to Believe
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———Sleaziness———

Avy Lee Roth – Naughty America
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Madelyn Marie – Jizz and juice
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Ass Stacked!!
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Sissy Bash
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Blond goes on a picnic and then has anal sex
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London – Hot Asian from CumFiesta
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Young with Titaaaaays
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Katja Kissin – Assploitations 5
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2 shy Russian girls
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Wifey’s World
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Mindy Main – Red hot pussy
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———Audio Books———

Steve Martin: Born Standing Up
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The Magic of Thinking Big
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25 Things to say to the Interviewer to get the Job You Want
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———E-Books———

Puppy Training The Natural Way
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The Hidden Secret in Think and Grow Rich
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

06

Dec

Bettie Page Is Gonna Die….of the Day

Rockabilly Pin-up Alternative Model Fat Chicks are probably not getitng out of bed today, mourning the soon to be loss of their idol, the God of their movement, the girl who inspired them to wear Corets, Vintage Lingerie and cut their bangs short and stupid, the one and only Bettie Page, who up until today, I thought was already dead, is about to die.

I am kinda upset that she is still alive and that I was wrong in thinking that she was already dead because a few years ago, I went through a phase where I’d only jerk off to nude pics of dead chicks, because some crazy part of me thought their spirit would be watching and that I wouldn’t be jerking off alone. I spent a solid 2 months on this kick and occassionally was jerking off to what I thought was a Betty Page’s dead pussy when it was in it’s 1950s prime, when I was really jerking off to some alive and well grandmother’s not quite dead pussy when it was in it’s prime and her spirit wasn’t in the room with me, but in some retirement community playing shuffle board. I feel like the 3 orgasms I’ve had over this bitch, thinking I was being all naughty with her and shit, were lies and I can’t get them back.

I hate you Bettie Page for robbing me of those orgasms, you were dead to me long ago, but here’s an R.I.P. motherfucker in advance.

I guess she deserves some thanks for being the leader of girls getting naked for money and without her being there willing to sacrifice her dignity for male attention and money, who knows what other slut of her time would have stepped in to lead the way. I guess we’d need Bill and Ted to figure that out and should appreciate her efforts to in innovating porn.

Here are some videos of her hot 1950s tits and remember you’ve always got Dita Von Teese’s shitty Betty Page Impersonation anytime you want to reconnect.

Here’s some Bettie Page Videos…..

To Read the Article on Bettie Page Dying….
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To See a Whole Lot of 1950s Pinup Grossness….
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Posted in:Bettie Page|Dead|Dying|RIP Motherfucker

2008

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

To answer the one person who emailed me asking if I snuck back on facebook, I did and this is my profile that I barely use, you should ad me, I’d like 5,000 friends. I expect to close in somewhere around 2.


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The economy is shit, I thought about drinking and watching Christmas movies, but decided to research to best ways to kill myself, not that I am going to do it, but I figure if I need a quick out, I should be prepared. I am just joking, I’d rather keep annoying you especially with massive lists of links and here’s one for the weekend…..

Friday Night Sluts…..
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Cross Dressing Criminals of the Day
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Mary Poppins remx – Scary Mary
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Joanna Krupa’s Hot Lingerie Pics
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Ronson is a Total Star Fucker
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt….Obviously…
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Isla Fisher is Looking Not Half Bad on the Cover of FHM
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I Wonder if Ariel’s Carpet Actually Matches the Drapes
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Mirror Whore
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Christian People Pretty Much Hate Everything, But Not As Much AS I Hate Them
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Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Put Her Baby in a Car Seat Because She is a Fantastic Mother
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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental
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Penny Cruz Bikini Throwback
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And Here’s Her Current Slut in a Santa Hat
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CoCo is Just a Giant Ball of Class
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That Chick Who Already Ruined Her Vagina By Having 17 Kids
is Going To Shit Out The Next One On Live TV
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Security Guard Knockout
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Dwayne Wade is a Basketball All Star
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Jennifer Aniston Hiding from the Paparazzi – Badly….
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30 Foot Back Flop Fail
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The Rain Doesn’t Stop in Venice
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Japanese Marathon
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Teen Renna is Your Semi Jailbait Fantasy
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Stripping Down and Playing With a Dildo
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Hillary Duff, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Striptease of the Day
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The Muslim Fundamentalists Are Starting to Take This Shit a Bit Far
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Ready, Aim, Fire!!
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Friday Random Photo Fun
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Who Do You Think Samuel L Jackson Fucked First?
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Italy Versus Spain
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Britney’s Birthday Breasts
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Christina Aguilera Wears a Garbage Bag About Town
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Elephant Tug Job
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Everyone Needs to Have a Cry Sometimes
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Amsterdam is Trying to Stick It To The Man
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Watch This Bitch Get Her Nipples Pierced
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The Harder They Come, The Harder They Fall
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Some Fat Chick Playing Guitar Hero World Tour in One of the Least Sexy Video Game Slut Videos Ever
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Some Guy Claims To Have Accidentally Shot His Wife….We Know Shooting Your Wife is Never an Accident…
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Disgusting Urinal Dare Video
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Weird Cocaine is Bad Ad
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FULL HOUSE REUNION IS IN THE WORKS and I Don’t Give a Fuck…
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Wii Accidents Compilation….
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Make a Hover Craft
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Brand New Titties
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Freida Pinto Is the hottest Indian Chick Ever
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Some Girl Pushing Her Tits As Far As They’ll Go
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Some Porn Site Reviews….

Electricity Play
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Cock Sucking Championship
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Mum Slut
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Small Tits Girls
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Holla Black GIrls
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Fuck Mature
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What do you bet that this viral video was made by Jews trying to be funny? Too bad she can’t sing, but I bet her Bubby Thinks She’s Amazing and Has Told Her That Repeatedly….

Watch Kardinal’s New Video Nina With Some Jamaican Slut Dancing

And to warm your lonely heart…Here’s a Video of a Dog Saving Another Dog….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Remember when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer? So do I and I guess that’s the reason she’s wearing a see through skirt, because let’s face it, a see through shirt showing off her tattooed post cancerous nipples would be hard to jerk off to, at least that’s what every husband of a breast cancer survivor I’ve ever met has told me. Sure, I have sympathy, cancer’s some fucked up shit that no one should go through and if they are lucky enough to survive, they should go on to live normal lives, but that doesn’t mean I wanna have a play date with the fuckin’ scars. I just call it having standards, even though we all know that I don’t.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|See Through

2008

06

Dec

Marisa Miller Promotes Motor Bikes of the Day

I think I may be the only guy who has no interest in Marisa Miller. She looks old and haggard, like an ex-stripper who used to work part time at a tanning salon and spent the rest of her time lifting weights. There’s just something that I don’t find appealing about fake tits and rock hard muscular bodies, it’s just too manly for me and brings back memories I don’t necessarily want brought back, like the time I was making out with a “chick” at the bar and realized her rock hard abs were the least of my concerns when I felt her rock hard cock digging into my leg. Times were tough, so I took what I could get, it doesn’t make me gay, it just makes me desperate and I’d tell you not to judge, but realize I don’t really care what you think about me, because you’re the kind of guy who buys into the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval and I don’t know how straight taking advice as to what is hot pussy and what is not so hot pussy from a fucking panty company. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think she’s disgusting. I do know she’s better than most girls but I’m ready for new blood pumped into this Victoria’s Secret thing, preferably period blood that still shocks the model’s because they’ve only had their perido for around for 4 years, letting Marisa Miller pursue other ventures, like being the trashy blonde motorcycle slag for a beer company or Harley. I guess based on these pics, we’re halfway there motherfuckers.

BONUS – My Hot Biker Chick Video Throwback

Posted in:Harley|Legs|Marisa Miller

2008

06

Dec

Annalynne McCord and Her Lesbian Pantyhose of the Day

Here’s up and coming, lesbian in training, Annalynne McCord wearing a pair of fancy pantyhose. They are substantially nicer than the support-hose I used to sell old ladies when I worked in a pharmacy, but they aren’t as hot as the time one of the support-hose ladies asked me for a 3 gallon douche, because her old support-hose pussy was just that big. Unfortunately for her, the store I worked at didn’t stock industrial sized vaginal douches, but I convinced her to just buy 4 of the regular ones. I like to think of that being the day I was officially named a local hero, but for a solid 3 weeks after the incident, every time I tried to fuck one of the stinky whores I was fucking, I’d get flashbacks of this wholesome granny, and her desperate need to cleanse, and instead of fucking, I just wanted to wrap myself in a blanket and have bedtime stories read to me.

The point of this is to say, I’m really not into this dyke, she reminds me of a fuckin’ clown at the Jew carnival, and I predict her fame will end with the shitty prime time soap opera spin off I am hoping no one watches, but don’t know for sure because I haven’t been allowed back to the high school cafeteria I used to get my lunch at, when the staff realized I wasn’t there councilling troubled kids, or working for the janitor, but was in fact staring at perky tits…and that concludes this life changing post.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Clown|Legs|Lesbian