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2011

02

Nov

Christina Milian’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

Here’s that dip it low single mother cuz she wants to be a stereotype Christina Milian doing some bullshit with her tits hanging out cuz letting her tits hang out makes her feel like she’s still got it going on, which as far as I’m concerned she does, but then again, I’m not looking at her naked, or more importantly, I’m not testing how many fingers fit in her vagina….not that that kind of damage every turns me off….if anything it adds layers to the complexity that is Christina Milian…..or not…just look at her tits stop trying to make something interesting out of this garbage.

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2011

02

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Her Mom Body at the Club of the Day

How about some old lady body pretending it is still in its 20s, going to late night club events because hosting that shit is the only work she gets because I guess when you’re a playboy chick with no real skill other than looking good naked and willing to get naked to show off her fake tits like she’s a cheap whore stripper – because that’s what she is, only a more socially acceptable version 10 years too late – even if being the old lady dancing in the club is just fucking awkward – leaving everyone wondering what her kids would think if they saw her in this humiliating state…is never socially acceptable…or at least it shouldn’t be unless it is fucking in the bathroom stall while the husband is at home taking kid of the kids……

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2011

02

Nov

Pete Wentz’s New Beard is Alright of the Day

Her name is Meagan Camper….She’s the new Ashlee Simpson…or at least in terms of what she’s sticking in the ass…you know since Pete Wentz is likely gay and more likely to be into getting fucked with a strap-on…

She’s an aspiring model, because I looked her up and there was nothing about her anywhere on the internet, leading me to think, this is all part of her marketing strategy, you know cuz meeting a famous dude in a bar leads to a bright future and great lifestyle if played out right, and even if it isn’t it could lead to a stint on dancing with the stars, which is far more than she probably coulda pulled off on her own….but the highlight in her career is how much Ashlee Simpson likely hates her, giving her death stares and demanding she doesn’t touch their kids on Pete’s visits….Amazing….but not as amazing as the sex tape she’ll release when he moves onto the next pussy, knowing that with Fall Out Boy millions comes eager girls….

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2011

02

Nov

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs Aren’t in a Bandage Dress of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is far more fun to look at when in her girdle or SPANX as they are marketed this generation, push up bra, and a designer dress made out of bandage material, that acts as further support for where the SPANX aren’t pulling through….you know turning fat chicks, or thick bitches, that you otherwise would only want to fuck when you meet at 3 am, while drunk in a late night pizza place, cuz as her body pretty explicitedly outlines, she likes to eat….but I’m lazy and I’ve got these pics, so I’ll post them anyway….you know since no one cares what I have to say anyway…..anyway, here are the pics.

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2011

02

Nov

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton in White for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here are some pictures I linked to yesterday of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing some Victoria’s Secret hustle, since Holiday season is coming and Holiday season means their busiest time of year, where they scam their way onto everyone’s website and even onto nation network television, because they get girls half naked for money, and people like that….myself included…unfortunately, because I would rather be getting paid for this shit….

That said, I don’t even notice Erin Heatherton in these pics, she’s too American and American Women, like Kim Kardashian, represent all that is bad in the world, all spoiled and materialistic….I’m always drawn to the immigrant….like Candice Swanepoel….maybe it’s the fact that I can threaten to send them home after fucking them, even though I have no power, I like to feel like I do, it taps into my Government Official fantasy….

And I really love South African women…I don’t know what it is with that country, but these bitches are hot….maybe I’m just ignorant, and the ugly ones get kept on the farm while only the hot white ones who don’t have AIDS are let out of the country….but that works for me….

Here she is. Doing nothing but getting paid. Erotic.

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2011

02

Nov

Kathy Lee Gifford’s Big Old Lady Tits for Old TImes of the Day

I used to have a creepy reader, which wasn’t all that big of a surprise considering the kind of trash I cater to thanks to being trash myself, who used to email me daily about posting some Kathy Lee Gifford tit pictures, I’m talking every single day for 5 years, until disappearing…the emails would range from complaints about how he can’t jerk off to Regis and Kelly like he used to when he would stay home from school sick, to angry messages with death threats for not answering him, and I’ve carried that with me, so that whenever busty Kathy Lee comes along in paparazzi pics…I post them…so this post is for you weirdo…wherever you may be….cuz let’s face it, with tits like this, elderly or not, she’s still worth jerking off to….especially if you’re weird.

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2011

02

Nov

Debbie Gibson’s Weird Celebrity Apprentice Tits of the Day

I am not sure if I ever jerked off to Debbie Gibson…I don’t remember much from the 80s, but I know I’m gonna jerk off to her now…possibly because Celebrity Apprentice is porn to me, Thanks Ivanka, or maybe because Debbie Gibson forgot this isn’t late 80s, and decided to take her mom body out in some midriff exposing, sports bra looking top that shows off all her sloppy little mom tits…..cuz someone’s lost her Electric Youth……but youtube still has it….

Here are the really offensive and erotic pics…

Not as good as her PLAYBOY PICS a few years back that likely gave her the confidence to wear this shit today…Thanks Playboy for another fail…

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2011

02

Nov

Top Girls Farting Underwater Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Thanks to youtube, the biggest porn site since Google, that pretends it isn’t a porn site, because it’s bad for recruiting advertisers, has taught me that underwater fart videos are a fetish and here are the top videos I could find….which is the top videos you’ll find…cuz I do that bitch work for you…

Bikini and an Underwater Fart

Some Vagina Bubbles from her Ass

Thong Bikini Water Fart

ANonymous Underwater Fart

Farting in a Mud Bath

ANother Underwater Fart

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2011

02

Nov

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck…..I guess waking up is good…But having to update this unrewarding site isn’t….not that I mind being unemployed…but I tend to hate everything….

Miraculously…someone on my twitter mentioned clicking a link off the site…and that amazed me…so this one’s for you….twitter friend…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

If Your Bride is Texting Going Down the Aisle You Probably Shouldn’t Marry Her
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Armie is a Sexy Sexy Pirate
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athlete Babes
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Free Cam Shows That Will Blow Your Mind
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The 20 Sexiest Female Nike Athletes of All Time
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Delivery Scooter Can’t Handle the Wide Load
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Aww, Justin Bieber’s First Paternity Suit
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The Puffer: A Tale of Sneaking Weed Onto a Plane
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19 Year Old Shoots a Sexy Video for Her Boyfriend
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Sink Your Teeth Into
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Prime Real GIrls on Webcam During breaks from Class…
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2011

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to be the 3000th biggest website on the interent. Now I am the 10,000th. That reminds me how fleeting my relevance is. So that’s why I link to these good sites doing things better. Embittered. Jaded and Failed Never Has Been….

Good thing I don’t care about commercial success, popularity, internet stardom, or groupie bitches cuz if I did, I’d be pretty disappointed in myself….I’m more into the status quo, barely getting by, only fat chicks will fuck me cuz no one else will fuck them….way of life.

Here are stepLINKS…..lots of amazing stepLINKS… so many amazing stepLINKS….click em….and weep.

Hot Victoria’s Secret Bitches at an Event…
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ScarJo’s Nipple Pics Were Meant For Ryan Reynolds’ Eyes Only
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Live Cam Shows To Keep Your Hands Busy
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Very Cool Youtube Documentary by Ridley Scott
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Hot GIrls With Hot Cars
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Drunken Bear Video
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Britney Spears Fucks a Jonas Brother On Stage
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Rihanna May Have Aids
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Some Max Hardcore Documentary Worth Watching. I’ve Seen Max Hardcore in Person. He’s Hardcore…..
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Sabrina Deep at the Bukkake Party
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How To Mix the First Ever Cocktail
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Hottest Cosplay Babes…..
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Funny Reporter Fuck Up
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Emma Stone Retrospective
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Jessica Simpson Has Another Pregnancy Pic
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The Biggest Bitch in Porn….
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I’d Like to Go Party With a Drunken Bear – VIDEO
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SueLynnis Sexy in Lingerie
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A Trip to the Playboy Mansion for Kandy Halloween
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The 25 Hottest WWE Wrestler Babes of All Time
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Perfection
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Jessica Lowndes Sexy Halloween
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Big Tittied Teen Masterbation
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The Hottest Racing Babes Ever
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UK TV Actress Jaime Winstone Boobs In See Through Dress
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Sarah Jessica Parker Halloween Mask
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Blake Lively Just Finished Giving Ryan Reynolds a BJ
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Rose McGowen in the Halloween Spirit
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The Best Pumpkin You Will See All Day
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http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2011/11/celebrity-halloween.php
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Russian WTF Coaching Techniques
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Some Dude Beat Up His GF After Her Caught Her Masterbating
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Claire and Kylee Get It On. Love It
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Hot Chicks Of Occupy Wall Street
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Christina Aguilera is a Sexy Pirate
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Caprice and Erica Are Getting Nasty
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Kate Upton Beach Bunny Hotness
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Halloween Fashion Slut, I Like It
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Erin Heatherton abd Candice Swanepoel? Why Not
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Yet Another Random Photo Dump
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WTF is Leighton Meester Wearing?
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Crackhead Drops Her Baby – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut Battle
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the 100 Women You Should Be Most Thankful For
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LeAnn Rimes Was White Trash For Halloween
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Phenyx Rose Has One Thick Body
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Spike Jonze Made an Amazing Music Video on and Iphone
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Awkward Game Show Moment
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Rose McGowan Getting Out of Her Car
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The 24 Year Old Virgin
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The Playboy Mansion on Halloween
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Hottest Racing Babes
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PreMature Ejaculation Like a Boss
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Kim Kardashian Didn’t Make A Dime Off Her Wedding…
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Slutty Pirate Rose McGowan Slips Her Nipple
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What Do Nigerians And Kim Kardashian Have In Common?
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Paris Hilton Brings Out Her Tits For Halloween
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EXCLUSIVE: I’m Nuts For January Jones
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2011

01

Nov

Rose McGowan Showing Nipple of Halloween of the Day

Rose McGowan is the best at Halloween…She has some of my favorite breasts in Hollywood…so this nipple flash is the kind of trick or treat loot bag of booty I’d want on this now magical Halloween Day…and she’s got a fucking mustache keeping this costume current for movemember…Genius…

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2011

01

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood’s Fifth Element Vagina Definition of the Day

It’s kinda hard to get excited or even care when some Playboy chick who has re-packaged herself as a nerd reporter / correspondent because it has more longevity or maybe garners more talent and respect – because it’s real easy to have naked pics of yourself taken, but much harder to dress in fetish gear and talk about random videogames/ nerd shit….even when her costume is hugging her vagina you’ve all seen before…

I get it, she was young, jumped on the Playboy train to break into the scene and now she’s doing the Jenny McCarthy…but I prefer when playboy chicks turn to porn….Mainstream is so dull…even when dressed like this…

To See Her Vagina / Naked / Playboy Pics
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2011

01

Nov

Miley Cyrus and Emma Roberts at AJ and Aly Michalka’s Party OMG of the Day

Writing that title made me feel like a teenage girl, so I’m going to go out and find out….

Halloween’s not over til Miley shows some tit…..Shit this party was like a teenager/pedophile’s wet dream except for the fact that all these bitches are older than 18, legal internationally to fuck or take naked pictures of, they are just marketed to teens, cuz teens have all the money….or something…or maybe it’s that teens are too dumb as fuck to know what’s quality and who really needs to analyze this…I’m late for high school to let out…don’t blame me – blame Miley and the fact that thanks to google she’s eternally 15 and half naked….Google you porn peddler….

And some Zac Effron in booty shorts for the gays….cuz he’s gay…just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her Relationship contract with him…

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2011

01

Nov

Pippa’s Shitty Slut Watch Continues of the Day

Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside…

So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be…

These pictures mock us.

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2011

01

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Smoking On Set of the Day

Scarlett Johansson spoke to Vanity Fair about something I’ve been trying to tell girls for many years and that is that there is nothing wrong with nude pics, taking nude pics, or shooting porno…..here’s the quote…

“Those are old, from three years ago,” she told Vanity Fair of the hacked photos, which went viral earlier this year and sparked an FBI investigation.

“They were sent to my husband,” she added, meaning her now ex-hubby, Ryan Reynolds. She also said for the first time that she was the one who snapped the two nude photos.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Johansson continued. “It’s not like I was shooting a porno — although there’s nothing wrong with that, either.”

Which would be more believable if she didn’t get the FBI to stop working on drug cartels, kiddie porn rings, and terrorism plots in order to find the guy who answered her security question in her email to get this shit…even though the real mystery is where he found her email….I can only assume it is an inside job…I mean coupled with the whole CNN interview with the hacker report the day he was in jail….like it was on a set, or at least set up….makes me think publicity stunt…

Because seriously, nude pics aren’t a big deal…but people go nuts when they see them….shit goes viral…when what the FBI should be investigating is what she’s smoking on set in these pics….

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