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2011

02

May

Christina Milian’s Hot Mom Ass and Scary Mom Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

I am guessing these are pictures of Christina Milian with her chubby twin sister, who I doubt is a natural blonde, but who assume has had less babies but has eaten more fried food than Milian….

I do not love how Milian’s stomach looks post baby, if anything it looks like some kind of war zone, but I guess that’s just how mom bodies work, and being a mom means throwing away the sexy slut with one hit, who’s video we all jerked off to back in the late 90s. At risk of quoting Blink 182, I guess this is growing up…and it’s pretty miserable…Even though I’d like to eat this asshole, but maybe that’s cuz I am ugly, but it’s probably cuz my wife is substantially more obese and dumpy than this shit. Sucks to be me.

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2011

02

May

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

I prefer when Maria Menounos is Flashing her Cunt on the beach…because really without a pussy flash, Maria Menounos is just another bitch in a bikini on a beach, and sure we’ll all talk about it cuz we are losers and have nothing better to do, but she could have embraced the pussy flash and done it again, making her the pussy flasher, something we’d all hold close to our heart…you know something with purpose, meaning and a legacy, but instead she keeps shit boring. Fuck her for ending what coulda been a good thing…almost as good as the fact that Greeks love getting fucked up the ass, cuz they have natural asshole lubricants that other cultures don’t have, and I know this cuz I’ve fucked a greek up the ass and it was nothing but smooth sailing…until I went back into her vaginally and she went nuts over the possibility of a UTI cuz I guess she went down that chocolate covered road before. True story…

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2011

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not just waking up because I was up all night celebrating the death of some useless figurehead of terrorism. I was not changting USA USA USA like some ignorant fuck who actually believes terrorism is over cuz the dying face of terrorism was killed. I am just waking up because my masturbation to Ivanka Trump was interrupted by the news that came 10 years too late for people to actually care….news not worth waiting around at my creepy neighbor’s house to see Obama dressed like the US Flag, saying Be all you can be, or some other patriotic bullshit that is just bullshit, but that you all believe in cuz it is the American way…maybe I’m just a hater…maybe it’s racism…all I know is I don’t really give a fuck…but here are my Morning Links at noon anyway…

When Your Band’s Only Fan Is this Guy, It’s Probably Time You Start a New Band
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The Best Summer Bodies in Sports
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)
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You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Emmaly Lugo
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Fire Cracker Wake Up
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Bendy Cheerleader Fucks a Dildo
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College Hottie rocks a Football Jersey and Nothing Else
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Drunk Slut at a college Party
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2011

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still jerking off to a handful of Candian quarters. Partially because I have a hard time cumming, but mainly in anticipation of the day Kate Middleton’s bikini pictures to be on the head side…if you know what I mean….

Not that I care about this Royal Wedding shit….but everyone else does cuz they don’t realize it’s all marketing to increase the stock of the Royal Family with the commoners….

But I took the day off anyway, cuz I like to pretend I’m a british nobel….so I went to the park and a lady let me hold her baby while drunk, I played with dogs in the park while drunk, I interracted with crackwhores in a Wendy’s and I am currently trying to get more drunk to wash off the piss smell those crackwhores left on my leg…. this is the life of a loser….

So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker?
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If Kate Middleton Was Smart, She Would Have Worn This to Her Wedding and Shaken Things Up a Bit
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Naked Girls Getting Naked and Slutting Nakedly
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Free Webcam Sluts
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Pippa Middleton Showing Her Royal Wedding Its…
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Web Cam sluts to Waste Your Weekend With
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BVest Use for a Motorized Scooter Iève Seen All Day
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Irina Shayk And Susan Sarandon: Who Would You RatherÉ
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Charlie Sheen Should Really Go Back to Banging Denise Richards
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Vacation Sluts a Plenty Await
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Cam Shows that Won’t Cost You a Dime
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Cute Amateur Shows Off For the Cam
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WTF Photo of the Day featuring Karl Lagerfeld
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Sports’ Dumbest Criminals
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Whitney Port Bikini Lip Slip
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Nicki Minaj, Just Cause
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Guess Whose Knocked Up
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WTF Are David and Victoria Beckham Wearing?
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Padma Lakshmi’s is Nekkid
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Elsa Hosk and Elsa Crafoord Make Girl on Girl Artsy and Shit
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Gallery of Drunks
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Rosa Acosta Self Shots
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Daughter Of The Year: Woman Gets Popped For Buying Hooker For 80-Year-Old Daddy
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Julia Ann and Katie Kox Are Pussy Loving
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Lucy Pinder Topless Boobtastic Royalty Themed Photoshoot
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Hailey is One Hot Brunette
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Brooklyn Decker SI Swimsuit 2010 Photo Shoot
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Weird Stripy Fashion Babe
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I’d Bang Nina Dobrev
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Random Friday Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ms Pac Man’sTerrible Secret
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Mom Rubs One Out
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Happy Birthday Kelly Bensimon
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Check Out Bryci
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Donald Trump is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits And Ass Are Mezmerizing
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Let’s Look At Rihanna Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens Little Sister, Stella Dresses Like A Whore
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Rihanna Meets David Bowie: The Day The Music Died
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Apr

Jaime Pressly and her New Fake Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Jaime Pressly and what must be fake tits are more than ready to release a sex tape to increase her celebrity, assert herself in Hollywood as someone worth watching, sure it’s probably 15 years later than it should have been released, but I’m pretty sure I’d still watch it….not that I wouldn’t watch every sex tape released, I like the bottom feeding it represents, but this one would be special….or not…

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2011

29

Apr

Some Alyson Hannigan Nipple Cuz Not Everything is Beautiful of the Day

Alyson Hannigan is so desperate for cock that she was seen out on the street practicing how to spread eagle her shit in hopes sperm would accidentally land in her and get her pregnant again…only she didn’t realize it works better when you’re not wearing pants and the dude she’s getting down with is drunk, medicated, or confused about whether cumming in a cartoon character of a pussy will actually knock her up or not….cuz he’s too focused ont he fact that he’s fucking a cartoon pussy…you know what I’m saying…and if you’re not…it that’s not everything is as beautiful as the Royal Wedding…if you know what I mean…

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2011

29

Apr

Jenna Dewan Showing of her Legs of the Day

Who the fuck is this bitch and why am I posting pictures of her legs? I don’t have the answer to that question, that’s why I am turning to you. Not that I actually give a fuck about what you think…I don’t even give a fuck about what I think…I just know I saw legs and went for it..I didn’t even bother looking her up on wikipedia….ohhhhh dis…..at least in the geek world I live in and I’ll just leave it at that…cuz I just realized I run a fucking website and that humilates me.

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2011

29

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

I think as a testament to Kim Kardashian’s current condition as a chunky as fuck fat girl, it only makes sense that when I first saw these pictures, I thought that they were pictures of Kim Kardashian….something that Kim Kardashian has probably spent her life trying to avoid, you know whenever any family or friends said “You look so much like each other, oh sisters”, she’d go into a 3 week long eating disorder bender, validating herself with random black cock, and whatever else she’d do to make the pain go away….but now, thanks to her sloppy body, it’s too hard to avoid, She is morphing into Khloe….Are you guys sisters, how cute…if this was a horror movie…

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2011

29

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am torn…and I am not talking about my asshole, it wasn’t that kind of prison rape from unhealthy constipated shit day, I’m talking about on a deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie….

Not only have I had the unfortuante opportunity to hang out in the same room as her one club night 6 years ago I was invited to, where I first hand experienced her uninteresting, shy, snobby, insecure, cunt behavior, that may have stemmed from trying to steal her cellular, or that could be cuz she thought she was superior to everyone in the room, you know cuz she was adopted by Lionel Richel, like little Orphan Annie or some shit…

But I also think she’s ugly…

So whenever any of her shit comes up, I feel obligated to ignore it, but when the bikini pics hit, I feel obligated to post it..

So don’t let this shit confuse you, I definitely hate Nicole Richie and anxiously await her drug overdose cuz of guilt she feels for killing DJ AM….Fingers are crossed.


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