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2011

23

Jun

Kate Moss and Terry Richardson for Mango of the Day

Here’s promo video for some mainstream, corporate, chain of clothing stores called MANGO, who have the budgets to make people think they are really deep rooted in the fashion scene, cuz they can hire Kate Moss and Terry Richardson to do a fucking shoot. Not that anyone in fashion is actually authentic, it’s probably one of the most vapid and useless masturbatory industires….so there’s no real substance, concept, nudity, or anything you’ve jerked off to when it comes to fashion in this video, but I happen to like watching her get dressed…..cuz Kate Moss, STD Odds against her and all, is still porno to me…if anything, the STD odds make her even more pornographic to me….

Now if only I coulda got Mango to pay me for this plug, then maybe I’d be on a private jet to the islands or some shit….but they just rape my traffic for free….it’s better that way cuz they spent all their budgets on Kate Moss and Terry Richardson to appear like they are fashion. Cunts.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

23

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I listened to the news yesterday cuz I don’t have a TV so I stick to Radio and I found out a dude robbed a bank for $1 cuz he heard there was free healthcare in prison. Pretty genius stunt, he shoulda filmed it and put it on VIMEO, he’d be a hipster legend….I also heard a women got her eyes poked out and her nose bit off by her husband when she went back home to see him…the stepNEWS is way more hardcore than those stories…we go big here….and by we I mean me cuz I’m all alone…

Man Robbed Bank for Just a Dollar….

New Group of Racists in America…..?

Race In America: New Group Of Racists?: MyFoxPHILLY.com

Woman Walks Through Market Holding a Severed Head
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Real Life ZOmbie – Bitch Comes ALive After Being Dead for 25 Minutes
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Gangster The Departed was Based on – Gets Busted after 16 Years
GET THE NEWS

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My stomach is fucking shot and I have a feeling it is from bad Mexican I got from non Mexicans cuz the Mexicans are oppressed and too busy working McDonalds to start their own taco stand…..But then again, it could be the bottle of wine, or the bottle of vodka, or the bottle of cough syrup I drank cuz I needed to get to sleep to wake up bright and early to embrace the day on 2 hours of medicated sleep….

Like Ryan Dunn. I’m death-wishing….that’s why the Jackass people should hire me as his replacement, shit I can fit two tonka trucks in my ass, hot wheels are for people who have never been to prison son.

Here’s some shit going on this morning around the internet….

ord of Advice: Don’t Pee While Standing on a Boat, Going Under a Bridge
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Hottest Ladies to Ever Play Wimbledon
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Free Cams Shows, Cause One More Day and You Are Free For the Weekend, So Let’s Celebrate
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Petra Nemcova’s Best “Sports Illustrated” Bikini Shots
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Miley Cyrus Has Really Turned Into a Big Whore
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Claudia
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The Slicing of the Baby Cake
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Gotta Love a Sexy Brunette
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Live Sex Shows I Know You will Love
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I’m Just Gonna Go Ahead and Say Updating Your Facebook While in a Police Stand Off Is a Dumb Ass Thing to Do
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I’d Love To Fly With This Lingerie Clad Stud
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Bam and Bam’s Mom Predicting Dunn’s Death
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A Slut with Fake Boobs Struggles to Take a FInger Up Her Ass
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Posted in:MHD

2011

23

Jun

Jena Malone Naked Hipster Bush for S Magazine of the Day

Her name is Jena Malone, it sounds familiar, but I can’t really figure out where I’ve seen her. I’ve never done a post on her…but apparently she was in Sucker Punch with vanessa Hudgens this year, a movie I abused myself to see, thinking the blonde chick coulda been hot, and realizing that no one is hot after you guage your eyes and ears out….the blood kinda makes it hard to appreciate it…..

After much research, she was raised by lesbians, even though lesbians are the devil, she was home schooled, cuz that’s what lesbians do, and when she was 16, she divorced her lesbian parents, I assume cuz they tried to eat her pussy, cuz all lesbians do that shit when they aren’t trying to rip off every penis in the world and burn it in some lesbian ritual….

Well now she’s posing nude for some magazine I’ve never heard of and it seems like girls are always more willing to get naked if they have a hipster fashionista bush. It’s like it covers up their labia so they can be all artistic and not feel like bald beavered porn sluts…and I’m not complaining cuz for the better part of the 2000s I was tired of every pussy being bald, or cheesy trimmed, like every bitch was on Jersey Shore or trying to be in Playboy trash….So I embrace pubic hair, in fact I encourage it and love cumming on it, but that’s got nothing to do with this post….this post is about Jena Malone and her hustle to fame without doing the sex tape….It’s the inner lesbian teachings she just can’t get out of her head I guess…and so long as she’s naked…it’s good enough for me….and now I know who Jena Malone is….Good marketing work.

Posted in:Jena Malone

2011

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

I haven’t figured out the concept of TWITTER., I just feel like I am constantly talking to myself and I do enough of that without Twitter.

I haven’t figured out the concept behind FACEBOOK, I don’t have friends, I don’t take or upload pictures of myself, the internet scares me, and I fear getting raped, and the hot girls don’t add me, and the one who did doesn’t post enough bikini pics, cuz she’s a dude looking for cock pics.

I haven’t figured out the concept of this website, it was built in 2004, I haven’t changed it, everyone is going mobile and mainstream and I’m staying right here….not going anywhere….like on a race track with no finish line…and for some reason I’m aroused…

I think it has to do with my personal one sided relationships with pornstars discussing them using my asshole as a feeding tube.

I am drunk on coffee and by coffee I mean whiskey. Lifes good, but not as good as it is for HIV, cuz HIV is a manageable disease, it’s the Hep C you gotta watch out for….huh?

Here are my stepLINKS.

We Can All Learn a Valuable Less From This Baby the Pervert Boob Grabber
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Miley Cyrus Sequined Vagina
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Ryan Dunn Was As Drunk as Lohan When He Was Driving 130 MPH in His Porsche….Genius….
GO

Ultimate Surrender Sluts
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Teenage Bride is Actually a 16 Year Old Teenage Bride – She Only Looks 30 Cuz of her Implants
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Web Cam Shows You Will Love
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Jennifer Aniston Sheer Skirt Slut
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Toned: The Hottest Women Wearing Reeboks
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Some Glamour Model Flashing Her WHore Panties
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Rihanna is Probably Banging Chris Brown Again
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Free Web Cams Because Wednesday Is That Hardest Day to Get Through the Week
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George Clooney Dumped Canalis Cuz She Mentioned Marriage SO He’s Gone onto Fuck all the Hot Pussy in the Line-Up Waiting to Fuck George Clooney…
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Tales From the Crypt Keeper
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Counting Down Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Britney Spears is Slutty In Her New Video
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Kelly Brooke’s Big Tits and Perky Nipples
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A Little More Elisabetta Canlias Since She Single
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Some Real Housewives Sluts
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Brooke Vincent And Sacha Parkinson Poolside
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Jessica Biel pretty much just called Justin Timberlake a pussy
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Rosie Jones is a Godess
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Bus Driver Must Really Wanna Get Home
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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How About Some Maria Millions
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Whats Wrong With this Video? Starring BEYONCE
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I Wanna Be All Over Eve
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Joanna Angel Sends Porn Offer To Anthony Weiner
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Liv Tyler’s Body is Lookin Tight Again
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Lezzie Girls Go Down of the Day
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Rob Zombie Did a Commercial for Woolite
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BoHo Hottie
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Ladies Who Attended HBO’s “True Blood” Season 4 Premiere
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Busty Teen Flashing Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eve’s Sexy Topless Fan Video
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Meet Takeru Kobayashi, Hot Dog Eating Champion
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Chick Versus Scooter LOL
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Nerd Alert: The Future is LA Noire
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Cameron Diaz Shares Her Love Of Weed (Video)
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Bam Margera is Freaking the Fuck Out at the Scene of Ryan Dunn’s Car Crash VIDEO
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How About Kim Kardashian’s Ass?
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A Little Kirstie Alley Tit…
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OC Housewife Alexis Bellino Shows Off Her Big Christian Values In A Tiny Bikini
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Corey Feldman Does The Funeral Circuit
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Would You Bang This 16 Year Old?
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Jun

Avril Lavigne Hot Ass Bikini Pictures on a Boat of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Avril Lavigne…except of course when she’s in a bikini. Like other 30 year old pop punk bullshit skater boy see you later boy crap bands who still dress like angry 15 year olds at the mall, she irritates me….but her half naked body, that could pass for that 15 year old with teen angst who wants to suck off any guy that comes her way to piss off her overbearing dad cuz he won’t let her go to that party with Jim on his Motorcycle, doesn’t….kind of thing…if you know what I mean…I’ve been drinking…It’s what I do. You pedophil, here’s your pedophile cure, cuz it looks like jailbait, but it’s pussy is too haggard to be Jailbait. I blame the divorce.


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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2011

22

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Maxim of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely was in Maxim and who really gives a fuck about this Victoria’s Secret model turned Transformers star, oh right every virgin loser comic book robot loving weirdo and bald man cuz she gives bald men hope even though her bald man is a multi millionaire, in shape and can have any pussy he really sets him mind to, while your bald head is just pathetic, broke, embarrassing and something that should make you feel insecure and inadequate.

All this to say, Maxim sucks, they always try to sue me, mainly cuz I always ask why aren’t they bankrupt yet?

Especially when other sites do this model thing NAKED

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

22

Jun

All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny…

The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them…

They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Jun

Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened….

Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits…

Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

Posted in:Kelly Brook