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2011

23

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest stepNEWS that isn’t really news but that is probably more erotic than the actual news, which I assume is all about Elizabeth Taylor’s corpse, that is not quite as erotic as her tits in slow motion, cuz she conveniently died so CNN would have something to talk about to distract you from the real issues, like oil wars, terrorism and the end of the fucking world…

I figured when you’ve made it to 80, it’s not worth feeling bad about…or really talking abou….now the stepNEWS FOLLOW ME

Speaking of Death – Funeral horror caught on tape
A Manatee County family is grieving not just because they lost a loved one, but because of what happened at the cemetery during the funeral — and it was all caught on tape.

Chris Brown Outburst After TV Interview
R & B singer Chris Brown reportedly smashed a window with a chair in the dressing room of Good Morning America following an interview on Tuesday

Boy Describes Plan to Kill Teacher
ewly-released video of police interviewing a 15-year-old Goodyear boy charged in the attempted murder of his teacher.

Move to stop alleged cannibal’s release
Lawmakers in Rhode Island are attempting to prevent the release of Michael Woodmansee, a child killer and alleged cannibal.

Woman Groped While Waiting for Train
Light rail passengers chased down a man after he groped a woman while she was waiting a train.

22 arrests in Sumter online sex sting
Deputies in Sumter County this morning announced 22 arrests following an online sex sting.

Lohan’s Dad Arrested in West Hollywood
Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father, was arrested in West Hollywood for allegedly preventing his girlfriend from calling 911, holding her against her will and causing minor injuries, sheriff’s deputies said today.

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2011

23

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the Elizabeth Taylor Edition of the Day

What I coincidence. I feel like death and Elizabeth Taylor is death…not that that’s a surprise on any level, you know cuz she looked like she’s been dying hard the last 10 years, and now she can happily bond with all her friends who died before her, from Michael Jackson to Richard Burton and 45 of her other husbands…..I mean provided death wasn’t a permanent thing and landed you in a fancy penthouse apartment party of the stars..which I can assume it isn’t….

I’ll always remember her hot tits in classic movies…The world has lost one of the last of the classics…from when Hollywood was glamorous…and the real tragedy is that she didn’t bring Parish Hilton and the other trash that fills LA with her in some fiery natural disaster…this dying peacefully shit without bringing down people with you is kinda dull considering how eventful her career was. Oh well…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Elizabeth Taylor|RIP Motherfucker

2011

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say at this time and that is my right. I got Saki Bombed for Japan. I feel like a Yuppie easily won over by hot Chinese women pretending to be Japanese for the sake of selling soup….You know who you are.

I’m classy – here are the stepLINKS!

Paris Hilton Hates Black People
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I Love a Good subway Flipout
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They Get Naked, You Watch
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Adrianne Currey is Tweeting Slutty Photos Again
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Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night – VIDEO
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Because Vacations Are All About Getting Laid
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Dita Von Tits Is Busting Out
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Doutzen Kroes Ugly Name Banging Body
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Amateur Self Fisting Anal
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Keep Score With the Girl Next Door: Hot Kendra Pics
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Have Some Good Fun With Great Toys
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JWoww Bikini Pics
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Kirstie Alley Shakes Her Giant Ass on Dancing With the Stars and Even an Asshole Like Me Has Got to Admit She Did Good. Wendy Williams on the Otherhand…. – VIDEO
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Wtf is Up With Kate Winslet’s Face
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Claudia Salinas, Minka Kelly, Candice Swanepoel, Josefina Cisternas Oh My
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Kate Upton Gallery Hotness
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Now Here’s a Great Set of Tits in an Animated GIF
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Yeah I’d Bang a Hollywood Mermaid
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Some Afternoon Nakedness: Celebrities Who Have Taken It All Off For A Lil’ Magazine Cover Action
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Miela Has One Hot Body
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Lucy Pinder & Rosie Jones Topless, Dykey, Photoshoot
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Michael Lohan Arrested For Felony Domestic Violence. They Should Have Arrested Him For Wearing Those Mesh Shirts and a Cell Phone on His Hip
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Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Hot
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Bree Olsen Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Hope Dworaczyk Brings the Hotness
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Hey There Hot Stuff
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Olga Kurylenko is Totally Bangable
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kylie Minogue Is A Goddess
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Striptease of the Day 2 For 1
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19 Year Old With Great Tits
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Veronika Simon on the Elevator
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7 Things to Do the Morning After a One Night Stand
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Keira Knightlet Is Looking Hot in Some Commercial
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Pastor Says He Had Sex With Teens To Cure Their Homosexuality
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Paris Hilton Hates Black Dudes. Or Maybe Just Vin Diesel
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Look Out! Miley Cyrus Takes Her Little Sister Under Her Wing.
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Jwoww Is Impressed By Her Big Tits
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Wyclef Shot In Haiti
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Thanks Selena Gomez – You’re Stupid Celebrity Tweet inspires – Giving Away Your Tap Water is So Fucking Generious – THe Scary thing is I know this is a fetish somewhere…
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Mar

Eva Herzigova Pregnant Nipple for Harpers Bazzar UK of the Day

Here’s Eva Herzigova showing off her pregnancy for a magazine…

Nothing says disgusting like pregnancy. Nothing says I shoulda pulled out like pregnancy. Nothing says better late than never like pregnancy. I’m clearly not into ready to drop porn and see pregnancy in a very negative light, I don’t by the whole “it’s a beautiful natural process of womanhood to have a thing grow inside their pussies, only to rip through their pussies to leech of them for two or more decades”. If anything it’s the plot of a horror movie…

But I do like big tits, nipples that can feed me, and fucking bitches who can’t get knocked up cuz they already are with another man’s baby….So I’m torn… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Eva Herzigova

2011

22

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked for Fashion of the Day

Here’s the new Megan Fox doing something Megan Fox never did because of her ego that made her think she was better than other common whores and that she didn’t have to get naked for movie roles, a plan that is has backfired on her and that will end in her being naked in movies….She was like the stripper who only did stage shows, because she thought she was a performer who didn’t interact with her audience, when really she was nothing but a slut…cuz all girls, especially when they lose what they had, have to grasp reality and either take off their clothes or get a college degree and a career…

Her name is Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, but your virgin nerd ass already knew that, and she’s promoting some shit naked, and I appreciate this hustle… FOLLOW ME

Here she is with her bald boyfriend going out for dinner last night…if the naked pics weren’t enough for you…you transformer loving virgin piece of fucking shit… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

22

Mar

Loni Anderson’s Old Lady Vagina Hugging Pants of the Day

Old pussy is still pussy as far as I’m concerned. Sure it may not work the same. It may not have the same kinda bounce and energy, it may not be fertile, youthful or even nice to look at, but it’s still a pussy….if you prick it, will it not bleed, even if it is the only blood the thing has seen since the diaper rash. if you punch it, will it not bruise, even if it is already a shade of purple/blue, if you stick your dick in it, will it not respond, even if no pussy responds cuz you’re built that small…

This is Loni Anderson. The tits on WKRP, the Pam Anderson before Pam Anderson. Masturbation material for your dads, if you have dads who weren’t just John’s fucking some Mexican hooker for the night, like me….

This is the dream being an orderly at an old folks home, or a maintenance man in a gated retirement community in Florida are made of…

Sure her face is a monster, her body probably is too, but I’m not very picky, and it’d make for a great story long after she dies next year and you just have the memory of that night and the panties bedpan you stole to sell on ebay. Amazing. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Loni Anderson

2011

22

Mar

Rachel Bilson in Leggings of the Day

In the event you forgot, here’s a reminder that Rachel Bilson is fucking boring.

Seriously, I’ve never been so uninterested in looking at a picture of a bitch in a pair of leggigns.

That Star Wars dude really fucked up her potential at her prime….at 20, even no personality can be arrousing when flashing your cunt…now bitch is playing all mature and shit…and it makes me hate her. Something I am sure she is really affected by. You Know since I don’t matter and all…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

22

Mar

Candice Michelle Trashy for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who Candice Michelle is, but based on her stupid fake tits, I’m going to assume she’s from the UK and following her Jordan Katie Price’s lead in showing them off as hard as her trashy body can to get paid…I wonder if she’s gonna try to stage having a retard half breed baby too….all she’s gotta do is fuck black dudes then drink heavily while punching her belly as hard as she can…..

This just in, she’s American and some WWE bitch. I was way off on that shit…My sorting out the trash has never been that on point, it all kinda looks and smells the fucking same….

Turns out my retard baby joke was really relevant as Candice Michelle just had a miscarriage 20 days ago…My timing is on even when I don’t know who a bitch is. I should make more money. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Candice Michelle

2011

22

Mar

Angela Lindvall Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Here’s model Angela Lindvall showing her tit for some magazine called Zoo and I figured I’d post it cuz I like when bitches get naked under any or all circumstances, whether paid or unpaid, whether part of their job or just for the sake of doing it, whether it takes serious convincing by showing them the good life when you pull them out of whatever shit job they were living before becoming a model, or just a hefty Paychen in a serious magazine that will secure work for the next decade like she’s Cindy Crawford….I just like knowing that when she was a teen, she never thought she’s be naked in pictures for perverts like a pornstar, and that brings me pleasure…but not as much pleasure as her FULLY NAKED PICS that dropped a year ago. FOLLOW ME

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