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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kirstie Alley Ate Her Way To the Top of the Day…

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This bitch is huge. I am talking one step away from fitting in my wife’s panties huge. I’m talking buying two plane tickets to fit in the seat huge. I am talking if this was that movie ALIVE she’d be the one to feed the camp….for 15 years….I can’t believe this thing got in a bikini on Oprah, she should probably have been wearing a rain coat so that we could take her camping and use her as a tent. It’s late I have no more stupid fat person analogies but I had deja vu watching fat man small penis porn the other day. The dude had a burried dick and was trying to titty fuck some heft girl. I felt like I had seen it before then I realized that it was the story of my life 10 years ago when I got laid…True story now laugh at Kirstie Alley cuz it’s fun.

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Mickey Avalon Gets Girls Peeing Down Under….

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Mickey Avalon is in Australia and I decided to do a post a day for them because I wish I was on the trip. I have never spoke to him or seen him live but have a feeling that he’s the kind of performer that gets girls to do fucked up things behind/on stage and I am a fan of that. I am not actually all about objectifying women, like most lesbians who read the site thing, but I am a dude and in being a dude, seeing half naked girls makes me happy.

These pics are of some Australian sluts peeing on the site of the road and it’s fucking amazing….

To see the rest of the gallery GO GO

To check out Mickey Avalon’s Amazing Music GO GO

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Nicole Richie is a Needy Bitch of the Day

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Nicole Richie is either clinging onto whoever she is with all her life,or chatting on her phone in every picture taken of her. She can never be alone. Maybe she needs the constant reassurance that someone is there for her because her mother abandoned her as a baby. Maybe that’s also why she had a drug problem, went through tons of relationships, emotionally ate herself into a size 16 and then starved herself to 80 lbs…I am not a psychiatrist but I can say that it’s safe to say her “Futuer” sister-in-law looks like she was punched in the face a few times by her Good Charlotte fiance, it’s also safe to say that he is probably only punk rock enough to beat up his wife…If that didn’t come across proper, I am saying he’s not punk rock, he’s a pussy and these are the dull pics…

Bonus – Paris Hilton Always Looks Like She’s Riding a Pony and I don’t Know Why, Maybe She’s Airing Out Her Herpes….

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kate Winslet is No Longer a Sex Symbol of the Day

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Remember when you used to jerk off to screepcaps from Titanic. Telling yourself that this chubby big breasted redhead was all you wanted. Looking at her bush pics from that other movie she was in. Telling yourself that she was all you needed until you busted all over your belly, embarrassing your whole family cuz you did it at thanksgiving when you thought everyone was asleep but didn’t realize your squealing woke the family up…..and they were watching you reach climax in shame….

Either way, I think this pic proves a point I’ve been trying to make for a long time….Kate Winslet ain’t nothing but a mom you don’t really want to fuck except for maybe wallet fuck cuz she’s got a pretty decent bank account that could support your lame lifestyle of sitting on the computer all day, over-achiever…….

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2007

07

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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There is a shitty video site that I had never heard of but uploaded the clip to anyway that deleted my StepTV Bathtub Clip this is the email I got from them:

Hello

That was an automatic message… which is posted when we disable your video.

It happened because You’ve uploaded video to wrong category, namely You’ve selected to “Upload toSmoothie Contest”, whereas
Your video wasn’t dedicated for it.

Try to be more accurate next time.

Thank You for information and understanding.

Bye

These guys are serious fucking cocksuckers…speaking of cocksucking, I was talking to a girl today who gives her husbands handjobs. Is this a normal thing to do, cuz it’s bringing back memories of grade 5…Bitch probably has a strong arm…

Here are my links…

Someone Playing With Britney Spears’ Underwear…This May Be a Post Tomorrow…
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I haven’t Left the House in a Couple of Days – Good Morning Sunshine…
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Women’s Naked Wrestling League Video
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Jessica Simpson Elle Magazine Spread Lookin’ Good
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Weird Artistic Aria Giovanni Pics
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Penthouse Pet of the Year Pics
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Leeann Tweeden in FHM Lookin Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tyra Banks is Fat and Posing
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Some LeeLee Sobieski Pics to Remind You Who She Is…
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Massively Gay Video of the Day
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Allison and Kate Lesbian Action
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Teenage Pregnancy Home Birth Video. This is Nature, Bitch…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Alba Pics of the Day
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Some Crackhead Dancing Like a Crackhead
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass After A Date With PhotoShop
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Fat Chick Doing the Crackhead Dance
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I like the way these dudes dance, but it looks stupid to the song, cuz dude can’t edit for shit…
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One of my readers draws amputee porn, glad I cater to such a normal group
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Hot Naked Chick Named Aline
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Penelope Cruz’s Friend’s Ass
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This guy sent in pics of some fat whore in comic form, he started his site, I said I’d link him, so I am …
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Adrianne Curry May be an Idiot But She Takes a Good Picture…SLUT
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Lucy Pinder in Black Heels
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This is my last Crackhead Dance Video
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Some Frat Boy Doing Ballet in a Mask Cuz He’s Lame
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tila Tequila Nude Pics From God Knows Where
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Nickey Hilton is Disgusting
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam Girl Dancing A Fool In Her Underwear for Her Webcam – this is starting to get old….but dancing naked girls are dancing naked girls …
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Jessica Biel’s Huge Muscular Ass
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Vice Started a TV Station – Here’s David Cross Talking About his Tattoos. Someone Told me He’s Funny…
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Anna Paquin See-Through Dress
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sex Comes to Those Who Spray – Just Ask Science…
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2007

07

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape of the Day

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Paris’s Armenian bodyguard/sidekick/personal assistant who only dates black dudes because they are the only ones with dicks big enough to get through her thick piece of Armenian ass has a sex tape out. She’s been denying this shit for month’s since it hit the net, but that’s just what people do when they release sex tapes, because it makes it more believable that it’s really “stolen”. This shit is being released by vivid, and the slut is all over the fucking place now, doing magazine covers, trying to be seen. I am not sure what she’s expecting from all this, but let’s hope it’s a career doing BBW porn.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she has daddy issues. He was always working on his career and on the OJ Simpson case when she was growing up, then he died. This is her cry for male attention so let’s try to mend her pain by laughing at how big her saucer sized nipples on her floppy tits are. I guess it could also be a peer pressure thing, everyone she hangs with seems to be a piece of trash with a sex tape. Maybe sex tapes are the new Louis Vuitton purse. This sex tape shit’s just going to get more and more intense over the next year, as people figure out how easy it is to get 100,000,000 eyes on you, until we’re all bored of seeing you fuck. So celebrities without sex tapes better get on it.

This post is weak, but so am I….and so is the fact that she talks exactly like Paris. It kinda scares me lots.


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Kim Kardashian – Superstar

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2007

07

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape of the Day

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Paris’s Armenian bodyguard/sidekick/personal assistant who only dates black dudes because they are the only ones with dicks big enough to get through her thick piece of Armenian ass has a sex tape out. She’s been denying this shit for month’s since it hit the net, but that’s just what people do when they release sex tapes, because it makes it more believable that it’s really “stolen”. This shit is being released by vivid, and the slut is all over the fucking place now, doing magazine covers, trying to be seen. I am not sure what she’s expecting from all this, but let’s hope it’s a career doing BBW porn.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she has daddy issues. He was always working on his career and on the OJ Simpson case when she was growing up, then he died. This is her cry for male attention so let’s try to mend her pain by laughing at how big her saucer sized nipples on her floppy tits are. I guess it could also be a peer pressure thing, everyone she hangs with seems to be a piece of trash with a sex tape. Maybe sex tapes are the new Louis Vuitton purse. This sex tape shit’s just going to get more and more intense over the next year, as people figure out how easy it is to get 100,000,000 eyes on you, until we’re all bored of seeing you fuck. So celebrities without sex tapes better get on it.

This post is weak, but so am I….and so is the fact that she talks exactly like Paris. It kinda scares me lots.


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Kim Kardashian – Superstar

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2007

07

Feb

I am – Lohan's Friend's Upskirt Pics of the Day

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These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.



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2007

07

Feb

I am – Lohan’s Friend’s Upskirt Pics of the Day

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These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.



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2007

07

Feb

I am – Serena Williams Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Serena Williams is a man in a bikini and it probably turns you on.

The reality is that I know this story all too well and this is how it goes…Her dad was a groundskeeper at the local tennis club who had big dreams of going pro. He had 2 boys and put some tennis racket he found trash in their hands before they could walk. For the next 8 years he started training them after hours at the club he worked at. He put them in a few competitions realized that they weren’t strong enough players and figured his only chance was to enroll them in the lady league. I am talking some “Ladybugs” shit, only in this case daddy started young, jacked their gatorade with estrogen and eventually their penises shriveled up into big clits they grew some titties and always kept their solid muscle tone…Now they are tennis heroes in the lady league and here they are wearing bikinis cuz I guess they think they are really girls.

I guess none of this is 100 percent fact, but people generally don’t like admitting this shit, it could ruin them, but I think the pics speak for themselves….I’d tell you to decide – but your opinion means nothing to me today…maybe that will change tomorrow….

I don’t know when these pics were taken, but does it really matter, you shouldn’t even be lookin at them Gay Lord.

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2007

07

Feb

I am – Colleen Mcloughlin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here’s a little celebrity I’ve never heard of bikini action. They could be old and they could be new and I really have no fucking clue because I’ve got no idea who this bitch is. I could always IMDB it but why the fuck bother when I have annoying readers with google who can check for themselves if they really fucking care enough to. You can also go through google and let me know when these pics were taken and where they were and who took the pics, cuz I know that I don’t feel like it.

The highlight of these have to be the pasty white dude with a freckle jacket on, but her shit stain under her thigh is pretty hot too.

I have never been into scat, I used to have a weak stomach thinking about the girl who I am slamming shitting, and I remember one day when doing a chick from behind and she started turtle heading, or groundhogging or whatever the fuck you call it when an asshole flares and a turd pokes out and gets sucked back in….

I never talk about shit, this is a new step for me, don’t get used to it, I just had a relevant story I have no problem telling you…I’m honest like that. Speaking of honest this girl is still worth a round in my eyes, even though she’s got stumpy legs that look good for lifting but I have no standards….Cuddles.

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2007

07

Feb

I am – Girl Flashing Mickey Avalon in Australia of the Day

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Mickey Avalon is one of those L.A. acts that deserves the attention he’s getting. I like his music so much that I put it up in my stepSHIRT video that was sent into me and 3 of the sites I uploaded the video refused me for not having the rights to use his songs. I’ve been listening to him for awhile, even before he got signed to some label and I decided to email him asking for permission to use his song.

I got a response that they were in Australia doing some show and was given these pics. They may not be as good as a release form to use his song on my video but they are tits and I like tits so I am posting them here.

On a side note, my server just went down for about 2 hours and since I don’t know shit about tech stuff I freaked out, panicked and thought it was all over for the site. I guess I am more attached to this bullshit site than I like to admit. Since I like to think I am too hard to be brought down, I’m back in business and that may suck for you but gives me something to do with myself. Now look at the pics…


For Some Mickey Avalon Music That Will Change Your Life GOGO HERE

For more pics and info of Mickey Avalon in Australia GOGO HERE

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2007

06

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I almost had an ad deal closed today, but then the dude emailed me back telling me that he wasn’t going to go through with it. This has been the story of the site, people are scared to advertise because I post to tits, I say stupid shit, and they don’t want to get their conservative asses in trouble by their conservative companies so it’s better to just tell this homeless looking obese Mexican man in Canada to fuck off than to take a risk and support this shit…I agreed to give him a test plug to see how well the site performs prior to his turning his back on me, I can only assume this is a fuck up because after surfing around their site, it’s pretty fucking offensive, pornographic and trashy….Maybe they don’t know what good content is…either way, I am a man of my word so here is the link. Click this shit as much as you can, blow up their fucking servers if you can just to let them know they made a mistake and I don’t want their fucking money anymore.

This slut’s Name is Alisha and She Is Showing Off Her Ass….
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Some girls named “Hairy Man” added me to IM today. She told me her name was to deter perverts like me and asked if I thought there was a market for amputee porn paintings she’s been making….I told her that I knew she was a hairy man jerking off while typing to me and that I wanted nothing to do with her/him…but if she/he wanted to send me any stump porn I’d be down, cuz I am experimental like that….If I get pics or a myspace, proving she’s a hot amputee porn producer, you’ll be the first to know…

Here are the links for the day….

This is a Video Called Vaccuum Sex….Pretty Obvious what to expect. Pervert
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Jaime Hammer’s Tit’s Hanging Out All Over the Fucking Place
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This Office Molester is Fucking Amazing
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Boob Tassel Olympics
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Hot Wedding Pics for you To Remind Yourself that Marriage Sucks
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Lookin' Good Sweetheart
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Some Marilyn Monroe Nude Pics
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Naked Amateurs Make me Happy Somethimes
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SOme Nasty Next Door Nikki Retarded Big Tit Video
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Rhona Mitra Topless
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Australia Big Brother In Zoo Magazine Looking Good Enough To Get Locked in a House With
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Some Behind the Scenes Nude Photoshoot Pics
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Some Crazy Indian Music
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College Tits are Starting to Bore the Fuck Out of Me
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This video is called “don’t watch porn on this TV”
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart from my Comments…
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Christina Milian Looks Good Enough for an Immigrant
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Christina Aguilera Spends Her Sunday’s Naked
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The Andy Dick On Kimmel Clip 5 Days Later
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Some Chick Named Luisanan Lopilato Pics
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Some Massive Boobs on some girl in Green cuz It’s St Patrick’s Day Everyday Where She’s From
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Tatu – Sexy in Para Hombres Magazine…Check it Out at the Local Magazine Stand You Fucking Immigrant…Welcome to the Club….
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Some Skipping Rope Action
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Intensely Gay Skip Rope Performance
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Weak Lohan Camel Toe…Everyone Know’s She’s Got A Dick
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Severed Head in a Pot Prank That Sucks…
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Hlly Valence is a Chick I’ve Never Heard of But you Probably Have
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The Old He Bit My Vagina Video
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Some More Rope Skipping Action
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I used to babysit Donna Feldman, I’m Glad She Turned into a Slut
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Jamie Lynn Sigler is Jewish and In Arena Mag…
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New 9/11 Footage..The Player is Fucking Retarded SO You Can’t Pause It or Anything… I may have no soul but innocent people dying makes me sad…
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Funny Asian Skipping Rope…
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Skipping Rope in a Bikini
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More Bikini Girls Jumping Rope
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Some Girl Named Heather Vandeven Pictures
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Some Weight Loss Diary
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Sexy Asian Body Wash Video
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More Paris Exposed Videos From Last Week But Worth Watching
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60′s Spanish Sexy Video
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Photobucket Bikini
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Girls with Pot leaves aren’t cool
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This dude’s Got an Intense Fucking Myspace, I’m Talking Videos of Teen Girl’s Orgasming and Shit….
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Mark CobraSnake Gets Slutty Girls To Make Out for Him and These Girls are So Fucking Lame
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Young Girls Booty Shaking
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Dirty Shower Video
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Some Cam Girl Named Colleen Shannon
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Spray to Get Laid
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2007

06

Feb

I am – Scarlett Johansson Hiding of the Day

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Scarlett does us all a favor and covers up her stupid face when a paparazzi runs after her, maybe next time she can take it up a notch and put on some fucking pants to cover up her junky piece of shit ass. Rumor is Justin Timberlake is slamming her which isn’t unlikely, he’s been known to date dumpy looking blond chicks, it’s kinda a Rod Stewart tall blond model situation only the opposite.

I know what I write is life changing to about 5 people but it seems like other blogs are realizing that they have no talent, they just know how to upload pictures and need people like me to make their sites worth reading…that just goes to show you how shitty these other sites are. When I become the General of the virgin blogger army, it’s safe to say the internet is going down hill.

I want to set up an embed field at the end of each post so that you can save time when ripping me off and throw that shit up on you own website, myspace and even in emails to your friends. You can all be just like me.


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2007

06

Feb

I am – LeeLee Sobiesky Has Big Tits of the Day

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The nice thing about having a career that went nowhere is the insecurity that comes with it. You wonder whether the reason you can’t get work is because you have no talent or maybe because you aren’t pretty enough and you start to overcompensate. I’m talking slowly exposing yourself hoping it will get you in the public eye.

Lucky for Leelee it worked. She has huge tits and she’s showing them off. I have a soft spot for tits, and that soft spot is called my dick cuz I have no blood flow in my dick since I had to share my bed with my wife. The smll that came from the folds in her belly just made me think of the shit that is probably living inside her box. Her massive tits came with a massive belly and a massive ass and massive thighs and I talk about this everyday and I am starting to get hate mail about it….

I don’t hate women, I’m not a closet case, I am just a loyal man and my wife doesn’t turn me on. So appreciate the fact that I am still with her instead of focusing on the fact that her ass stinks…

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