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2009

27

Jul

Elisabetta Gregoraci in a Bikini With Her Billion Dollar Tits of the Day

When you are an old fat billionaire you not only get to fuck young tight bodied wonderbra models, but you get to marry them and cheat on them with even younger tighter models, while the original young tight wonderbra model won’t do shit about it, because she’s hooked on the lifestyle and you were smart enough to sign a prenup leaving her nothing, not that you’d want to fuck other pussy with this laying in your bed everynight, and by not wanting to fuck other pussy I mean, all pussy gets boring, even if it is attached to the hottest body, because guess what bitches, no matter who they are, get fuckin’ annoying, and new bitches keep shit fresh, especially when you have the old ball and chain at home waiting for you as a back-up in the event the new one isn’t as good as she is proving yet again that being a billionaire makes for a good fuckin’ life.

Posted in:Bikini|Body|Elisabetta Gregoraci|Flavio Briatore

2009

27

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Too Busy for Me of the Day


There was a time when me and Lohan were homies. Sure it was just for half a minute and I’m not even entirely sure if I was being emailed by her, but I like to think I was, because it adds meaning to my already useless fucking life, so I reached out to her in the last week or so saying she’s a bitch for droppin me on twitter like I was hot, while we all know I mean temperature and not sex appeal, and she actually wrote me back saying she’s insanely busy and has no time for our internet love affair anymore, so if you, like me are wondering what she meant when she said she was too busy to write me an email, here is a little taste of what she’s been up to….

Firstly, here she is pretending to drink a milkshake for publicity at the milkshake shop owned by a fuckin’ paparazzi…..

And here she is not in a bikini at the Malibu Beach House….living her too busy to follow me on twitter busy fucking life….

Overall, she makes me feel way more useless and irrelevant than I already do feel. I mean is there even a point in doin what I do….If you’re wondering the answer, it is no, but I’m gonna keep on doin it, for lack of better things to do…

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Malibu

2009

27

Jul

Some Bitch Named Tamara Beckwith in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but she is in a bikini and when you wear a bikini and you are important enough for the paparazzi to take a picture of you, I have no choice but to put you on the site, even if you’re old and weathered and have no need to wear a bikini because you’re just nipples and built like a 12 year old boy, and last time I checked Michael Jackson was dead, and when he died, the world no longer had a need for 12 year old boys to be wearin bikinis anymore, not that I have any issues with small tits, but I do have an issue with any tit covered the fuck up.

If you wanna find out more about this bitch, google her name and you will probably find all you’ve ever dreamt you could find about her.

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Beckwith

2009

27

Jul

Tara Reid Is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Maybe I am horny and tired of fat chicks who share a bed with me every fuckin’ night, but I think Tara Reid looks pretty fucking amazing. Maybe it’s her tan that distracts me from the fact that she’s dying on the inside from being on an alcohol and coke diet the last 10 years, or maybe it’s the fake tits, sloppy lipposuction job and bony ass that make her hot to me because girls who are dying on the inside are usually a fetish of mine, I mean that’s why I spend my hard earned money I steal from my wife on blowjobs from bitches with crazy addictions, but maybe that’s just because I can afford them. So in a lot of ways Tara Reid is the crackwhore who escaped being a crackwhore, the kind of crackwhore who made enough money so that she doesn’t have to sleep on park benches or wear the same panties for four days while lookin’ for dick to suck for more crack, she did is a crackwhore with a retirement plan, but a vagina that still looks and smells like a crackwhore, making her the idea crackwhore bride, making the dude she’s with the luckiest guy in the world.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Tara Reid

2009

27

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Lookin’ for Male Attention at Comic Con of the Day

Hayden Panettiere knows where her target audience of men who want to fuck her hang and that’s primarily with the weird sci-fi motherfuckers who see women as a mythical creature that you need powers from the dark overlords to contact, especially when they look like Hayden Panettiere, because bitch is built like a troll princess from some obscure role playing game, making the masturbation fantasy all that more believable, and bitch fuckin’ knows it. She knows all these people are horny enough to want her, she knows that they are really the only group of people who don’t need to be drunk to stomach fuckin’ her, so bitch got all dolled the fuck up and wore a cleavage dress, just to get a little more male attention, maybe to start a little uprising, and to feel better about herself, because growing up, her mother was the one all the boys looked at when they were on the beach and now’s her chance, even if she’s at an event that I could wear to and get a bunch of numbers at, because motherfuckers are just that horny, but it’s good for the ego.

Posted in:cleavage|Comic-Con|Hayden Panettiere

2009

27

Jul

Mila Kunis is All Dressed Up for Comic-Con of the Day

Mila Kunis knows all the fuckin’ answers. She gets forced to do Comic-Con to promote some new movie she is in because it’s targeted to virgin comic book people and because it’s in her contract, so she figures she’ll go in her fuckin’ pajamas because the fact that she’s Mila Kunis is enough for the virgin weirdos to drop to their knees and start worshiping her for bringing a vagina so close to them in their own little world, a world that vagina is so scarce in, all while saving her time getting dressed up and done up and lookin’ good.

I guess virginal socially awkward geeks are good for a girl’s self esteem because they aren’t too demanding just as long as it’s a girl talking to them, and they haven’t fainted, shit is good enough. So if anything, it makes no sense why they are virgins because they aren’t as judgemental as regular dudes and give ugly chicks the opportunity to feel valued for a minute, while normal dudes are too busy laughing at them and callin’ them fat.

I guess what it comes down to is that no matter how ugly a chick is, she would only bed one of these Comic-Con type dudes if he made millions with his geek shit, and I’m talking dollars, not Star Trek models, I’m talking money, because money makes a vagina forget how fuckin’ lame an asshole and his collection of comics and action figures is and here is Mila Kunis lookin’ dumpy as shit, but still good enough for me, but that’s only because I have a crush on her mainly cuz I know she’s into ass play, based on the fact that she dates Michael Jackson’s boytoy Culkin who learnt about that shit at a young age….

Either way, here are the pics….

Posted in:Comic-Con|Mila Kunis|Sweatpants

2009

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when she was sleeping after she pretty much gave up on fucking me and she assumed that meant I raped her, when I assumed it meant I was doing her job as a gf for her, and another girl who dumped me cuz I let some homeless girl lick my dick and I showed her the pics proud of what I had accomplished. I’ve been dumped for shooting videos of girls masturbating in bathtubs, for making hitler jokes at a Jewish girl I dated’s house during passover, in a “wow would Hitler be rollin’ in his grave if he saw us enjoying this brisket” kinda thing, but for some reason, no matter what I do, my wife won’t leave me, and she’s the one girl who I want to have dump me. To date, I’ve done everything imaginable to her, but she just doesn’t care and I guess that kind of consistency in a person is comforting, no matter how bad it may smell.

That said…..

Bitches lookin to feed me their vaginas, or at least willing to stroke my hair while I cry into their laps about how life has wronged me….
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Here are my stepLINKS….


Cameron Diaz’s Hottest Pics
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Party Girls Aint Got Shit on This….
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If Tyra Banks Can’t Eat, Neither Can You!!
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Hand Drawn Block Letters Is the Hit Movie of the Summer!
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MAybe YOu SHould Have Sex With Animals!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Great From the Side
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Prank the Garbage Man!
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Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Tits!
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Karl Lagerfeld Hates On Everyone And I LOVE IT
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MARYSE HAS A REALLY
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The Evolution of Sluts
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The History of G.I.Joe
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Paris Hilton Isn’t a Stupid Slut She Just Plays One in Real Life
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Striptease of the Day
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I Guess The “Have a Set of Twin Via Surrogate to Save The Marriage” Thing Didn’t Work
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Evan Rachel Wood Knows How to Put On a Show
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I’d Like to Punch Gwenyth Paltrow and Her Shitty Cooking Show in the Face
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Reagan and Lauren Show Off For the Cameras
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Katy Perry Loves Halloween and I Hate Katy Perry. So That’s Something
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Amy Winehouse is Not Guilty
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Avril Lavinge is Kind of a Digusting Skank
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Crazy German Skates Down a Roller Coaster
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Christina Del Basso is Topless
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Insane Race Car Crash
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Insane Fisting
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Rhianna’s Hair is Still Stupid But I Love Her Of the Day
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American Psycho – The Video
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The Record Perspective
(SERIOUSLY THIS ONE IS AWESOME!)
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger
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Rhian Sugden is Nude
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Fun in the Club
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Rachel Bilson is Hot
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Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs in Public
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TOO MANY HAYDENS
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Cyber Girl in Black, Yaow!
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Comic-con Sluts
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Oh Sure, Let’s Just Run People Over In Our BMW, No Biggie – VIDEO
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Orgasm Gets Ruined
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Mick Jaggers Daughter is Hot
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Too Sexy for Polotics….
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Nice Shirt Ya Slut…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Jul

Bar Rafaeli Takes Her Isreali Tits Partying of the Day

It’s girls like Bar Rafaeli, the guy who owns the Jewish deli down the street from me who gives me free coffee, the lawyer I had who got me out of some bullshit and the doctor I had that cured my bleeding stomach and I am sure there are others out there, who all make me happy that Hilter didn’t wipe out all of the Jews, but I’m sure in his genocide he got a few bad ones…

Here she is partying at some club with her tits.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Israeli|Tits

2009

24

Jul

Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Nicole Richie|Pregnant

2009

24

Jul

Katie Price is Promoting More Shit of the Day

What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a retard baby to marrying a sister to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2009

24

Jul

Tara Reid is Still Alive and She’s in Some Shorts of the Day

Tara Reid was at some party and I thought she was trying to seduce the bottles of booze, at least it looks like she’s coming onto it pretty hard, all pussy out and ready to take it all in, but it turns out she’s got a new man and his name is Michael Axtmann….

Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.

I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…

And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Beach|Love|Shorts|Tara Reid

2009

24

Jul

From the stepFORUM of the Day

So I posted the pee girl pictures in the stepFORUM. Go find them. While you do, check out some of the other amazingness going on there…because there’s a lot of it…I mean my friend peeing on a chick we just met while I watched isn’t the only good thing going on in the world, it’s just the only good thing going on in my world…

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———Celebs———

HOT – Alice Goodwin – Red Hot Summer – Zoo Mag (NSFW)
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HOT – Arianny Celeste (UFC Ring Girl) At The Gym (SFW)
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Lindsay Lohan in blue dress leaving Samantha Ronson’s place
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Lacey Schwimmer is Hot
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Tara Reid in denim shorts @ beach in St. Tropez
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Sarah Michelle Gellar headed to pilates class
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Rachel Sterling Leaving Bardot in LA
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Jamie Gunns – Lingerie Photoshoot (sort of NSFW)
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Jordana Brewster – Looking Hot in jeans out in Beverly Hills
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Audrina Patridge Arriving at Comic-Con
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Rachel Roberts *SWEET CLEAVE*
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Jennifer Connelly – Bikini Candids in Bora Bora
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HOT – Miss Australia in a bikini during Aussie Fashion Week (SFW)
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Avril Lavigne @ VIP Room in St-Tropez
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Christina Ricci @ 2009 Giffoni Festival
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Carrie Underwood in some tight T-shirt shopping
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———Random——–

A Quarter Million Post-Its? (video)
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David after dentist with Christian Bale (video)
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Vader Hammers!! (video)
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Sceeeeeeene Chicks (some NSFW)
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OUCH! KRYPTONITE LOCK to the face!! (video)
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Why does nobody know how to please a woman? (sfw pic)
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You like Beach Volleyball chicks dont ya? (some NSFW)
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I need this in my life (NSFW)
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Awwwwwww
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Calvin Harris Promo
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I am – Random Link of the Day (CLICK ME)
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Random Link #2
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———E-books———

Photoshop CS4 100 Tips Simplified
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Star Trek – Spock: Reflections #1
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X-MEN ORIGIN: COLOSSUS #1
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Transformers: All Hail Megatron
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———Audio Books———

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Christopher Paolini – Eragon
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Sun Tzu – The Art of War
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———Sleaziness———

Random Ams to start your day… courtesy of Maxbaily
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Mia Rose – Defend Our Porn
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Morgan – Sexy Teaser
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Big Mouthful: Taylor Rain
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Young and Top heavy
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Facial Fest – Katie Summers
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Violet Erotica – Jungle Girl
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Behold… the power of Ass
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Mon Gives Anal – Emilia and Nicholas
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Big Mouthful: British Hottie Carmel Moore
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Some more of Max’s Ams
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Tug Jobs – Allyson
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Her first Black cock cuckold and her man eats the pussy after
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So hot!
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Katie Kaos – Bathing Suit (FIRECROTCH!!)
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Mr Happy’s Glory Hole:- Lizzy Styles
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

24

Jul

My Prayers Have Been Answered of the Day

I am hoping that they make this Amy Winehouse perfume the way they make maple syrup, and that’s by tappin’ directly into the source and letting the sap slowly drip into a bucket before boilin it and sending it around the world for all kids to enjoy, because if you’ve ever read the site, one of life’s biggest turn ons for me, as well as one of life’s biggest mysteries is what level of decomposition her pussy is at. Does shit smell like bones, or does it smell like my old man neighbor who was dead for 6 months before they found him, because I just assumed the smell was coming from my wife’s ass, or is shit just in the gangrene stage…because I know for a fact shit doesn’t smell like roses, even after she whore showers the shit with other people’s perfume.

I know, I am probably late on this story, but it’s news to me, and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Perfume

2009

24

Jul

Some Models Getting Topless in a Hotel Bar Video of the Day

I got this email:

We captured some footage of some models taking their tops off at the celeb-infested Rose Bar in The Gramercy Park Hotel. It was written up in Page Six in the NY Post: We have an uncut, racy clip and wanted to see if you’d be interested in posting it on your site.

The answer is yes. Sure I don’t get what is going on in the video, but shit, if it’s models getting topless in a bar, I’m down, even if I can’t jerk off to the video….

Posted in:Gramercy Park Hotel|Page Six|Topless Models

2009

24

Jul

Some Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

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I don’t know much about fashion and I don’t know much about bikinis. I just know that I don’t see nearly enough of them in my everyday life, because this city sucks and is not on a beach, and I suck and can’t afford to be on a beach, so I’m forced to turn to shitty quality runway pictures of sluts strutting their shit in bikinis, when really my face should be the fuckin runway, and their pussies be fuckin’ landin’ on it.

I guess there’s no real information in this post. No fashion designer name….so that if you want to go out and buy one you can’t and I guess that’s all part of me making this site even more useless than it is….Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini