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2010

31

Dec

Paris Hilton Pregnant Bikini Picture of the Day

I think it was pretty obvious that Paris Hilton was pregnant in the last 2 months of pictures of her. She’s fat in the stomach and girls like Paris Hilton don’t get fat. Like a gay man, being skinny is all that matters to her trashy rich cunt life.

If anything, this is a medical mystery. All the botched abortions, starving herself, drug use, STDs, random cock inside her, etc…you’d think she’d be sterile, but unfortunately, she isn’t….

Unfortunately, you don’t really need permission to have a baby, it’s your natural right, and like so many unfit mothers before her, who got knocked up for the wrong reason, like cuz they couldn’t afford the abortion, or cuz they wanted government funding, or cuz they were trying to keep their man, or cuz they were like Paris and trying to be trendy, get media attention like their friends, Paris Hilton’s gonna bring it….

The only good news in all this is that she’s loaded and can pay a staff and an education that will hopefully balance out her as a mother. Her garbage morals and values, her porn career, her excessive disgustingness can’t be passed on,

The only hope we have is miscarriage, so let’s join together and prey this baby never sees the light of day.

Keep playing it up for the cameras you fucking cunt….I hope dude K-Fed’s your sloppy mom ass.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

31

Dec

Irina Shayk in her Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

31

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Distract from her Stupid Haircut of the Day

Here are some pictures of fat Kim Kardashian using her tits and a tight workout outfit, despite the fact she doesn’t work out, proven by her fat ass, with a stupid fucking cornrow haircut….

Behind all the make-up the Kardashian’s are some seriously busted up and broken down pussy. The kind of weathered shit you’d expect to find at an AA meeting talking about meth addiction. they are disgusting…

I don’t know if she is pretending to be a 7 year old on vacation in Orlando or the Bahamas or wherever kids get this stupid cornrow shit from on Springbreak.

Or maybe it’s just part of her new Kanye West hip hop act, where she thinks doing her hair like a slave baby will increase her fat ass credibility….by proving her understanding and compassion about the black man’s plight on a deeper level than just letting them stick their dick in her.

All I know is that she looks like a fat fool….Unfortunately, a fool I’d probably fuck thanks to her coinslot pussy sex tape that made her famous….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

31

Dec

Montana Fishburne Amazing Ass in BlackMen Magazine of the Day

Too bad Morgan Fishburne’s daughter / pornstar Montana Fishbourne didn’t look this good in her Sex Tape ….not that watching any chick fuck is ever bad, especailly when they are doing it by choice to piss off their father’s who can afford to send them to Harvard, or Yale and who could have chosen to be anything from a Doctor, Lawyer, Scientist, Philantropist, Volunteer to save AIDS babies, but instead chose life getting fucked on camera and potentially ending up with AIDS and/or a prolapsed vagina. The whole thing is pretty fucking legendary.

Here she looking good in Blackmen magazine….one of my monthly reads you know trying to keep it real….like all the white kids who I am sure subscribe to it.

Posted in:Montana Fishburne

2010

31

Dec

Kira Mazura Titties for Marie Claire Turkey of the Day

Last I checked, Turkey was a Muslim country. For some reason, their fashion mags are all about the tits, leading me to believe all the Muslim hate is just American propoganda to justify stealing their oil, cuz the real oppression comes from Christianity. You Jesus freaks scare the fuck out of me.

Her name is Kira Mazura and I like her tits for fashion cuz it’s like porn without all the daddy issues, incest, sexual abuse, but the perfect level of immigrant pussy….

Posted in:Kira Mazura

2010

31

Dec

Snejana Onopka Topless for Cover Magazine of the Day

This bitch is Ukrainian. Her name is Snejana Onopka. It sounds like a Character is a Dr Seuss book. You probably like that cuz you are weird.

She’s showing some tit in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I don’t think tits are a big deal. I never get overly excited about tits because I am a firm believer that tits are tits, but you probably do because you have never had sex with a real person before.

I have a feelign when she was the awkwardly tall girl in her high school she probably didn’t think she’d be getting paid to flash her tits like a common whore, only to be called a model to soften the blow that she is a common whore…but then again I don’t know shit about the Ukraine, but I do know a little about communism and that is the sex trade capital…so maybe this was a better escape than some weird fat 60 year old husband in the midwest.

Nipples aren’t pornography…especially when they are from a fashion shoot, but I can still jerk off to them if I try hard enough and think of her probably communist, rationed razors, hipster bush….and I’m pretty sure you can too, because you are lonely. Happy New Year….

Posted in:Snejana Onopka

2010

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s almost 2011. I can’t believe I am still alive.

Add me to Facebook so we can ring the New Year in together, through our computers, ideally with one well timed global orgasm…no homo…

I figure being internet friends is the best thing to do to start the new year off horribly…I know I am jumping the gun here….since we still have another day before all you idiots rejoice with your idiot friends like some kind of fucking clown drones….so I figure nows a good time to fucking reach you.

On a sidenote, I didn’t leave the house all day because I thought I was dying and it had nothing to do with watching Parentrap for sexual purposes, you know cuz I like seeing long lost husband and wive’s who separate their kids get rekindle and not cuz I like Lohan as a virgin….and it had nothing to do with trying to figure out who invented cum snorting whores…It had everything to do with alcohol withdrawal….something I intend on changing very fucking soon.

Here are my stepLINKS…Enjoy….Happy New Year…It’s all downhill from here…

These Holidays have left me real fucking confused….

Memories of Kim Kardashian’s Big Fucking Ass in a Bikini – Best of 2010
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Every Lady Needs a Breast Stimulator
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Get Your Fucking Cowboy On and Fuck You Some Cows
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Bikini and Boobs Best of 2010
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The Playboy Mansion Smells Of Dog Shit And Dog Piss
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Best of 2010 – Coco’s Bikini Not Coco IN the Bikini, the Bikini Itself
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Because You Need to Get Your Rocks Off Today
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How About a Sexy Lap Dance – VIDEO
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Ashley Greene is Mean to Fans But She is Really Hot, So That Makes It Okay – PHOTOS
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy with a Dildo – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Notorious Media Whores in Sports History
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Because Even Grown Ups Need Toys
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UK Model And Prostitute Sophie Anderton Topless In Turkey
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Captioning This May Make You Gay,. But I Think You’re Already Gay, So It’s Like Whatever
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Some Angelina Jolie Just Because
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Michelle Williams Topless Will Set You On Fire
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2010 in Bikinis – A Gallery
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Random Photos of the Day
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Salma Hayek in a Bikini Holy Shit
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Anishya Sue Reyes Has a Body That’s Out of Hand
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Unleash The Beast: Celebrities Without Their Makeup
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Her Tits Are Perfection – VIDEO
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Jana Cova and Celeste Star – Two Hotties Tongue Each Others Clits
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Joss Stone Lesbian Make Out Pics
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Sara gets licked and fingured by her lesbian friends – VIDEO
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Analeigh Tipton Maxim Photoshoot
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Mmmmmm Kylie Minogue
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Alessandra Ambrosio & Jamie Mazur Partying in St. Barts!!
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Busty Teen Shakes Her Awesome Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Lady Caca Disgustingness
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This Bitch is One Dumb Reporter – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Luba in black lingerie
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Your 100 favorite women of 2010
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A Year Of Sexy: Rosa Acosta’s Sexiest “Spreads” Of 2010
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Kourtney Kardashian Lands Another Bikini Cover
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Would You Bang Adultress LeAnn Rimes
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Jessica Simpson Addresses Fat Rumors By Showing Her Fat Face
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A Topless Michelle Williams Will Set You On Fire
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Revisiting Jessica Alba’s Nipples And Camel Toe
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Squatting in Tight Clothes of the Day

I pretty much forgot about Lindsay Lohan. She’s been a huge disappointment in my life. Nothing but let downs. Her prime was when she was drugged out and partying nightly, making a fool out of herself, pretending to fuck girls who looked like dudes but who were riding her coattail for fame of their own, when really all she was doing was letting her eat her out, which is pretty much just masturbation, without all the work…..

Her name doesn’t even enter my brain, like it did back when she used to text me random things daily cuz she was fucking high, confused and amazing…

This whole rehab shit is fucking garbage and I may or may not appreciate seeing her in tight clothes or half naked for old times, but she’s pretty much dead to me.

Happy fucking New Year….here’s some photoshopped Lohan to remind you of how things are only gonna get worse for you..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

30

Dec

Demi Moore in St Barts of the Day

I just posted the Brittney Jones sex tape that hit today. She was the rumored pussy Ashton got down with because Demi Moore is old and old chicks who like young dudes always let them go out and fuck girls their own age, so long as they come home to mommy…if anything, the old bitch is trying to find her sex drive cuz her pussy has been everywhere, and had done everything, from Bruce Willis to mutant baby production, that sitting in the corner watching her young husband slide his dick in some young slut while she masturbates makes her feel her worn down clit a little better, cuz her pussy is bored, tired, and ready for early retirement.

Here she is trying to be young in St Bart’s wearing a little dress that will turn into bikini pics by the new year, it always works out like that.

Posted in:Demi Moore