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2010

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the weekend. If you are reading this I feel for you and the handicap you have. Whether it is social or medical, things may not be ok for you, but I’m hoping they’ll be ok for the rest of us……I need to go drink…That’s what summer is for…..but then again…that’s what everyday is for…

Here are my stepLINKS

Khloe Kardashian Wasn’t Pregnant – She is Just Fat….
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A Proud Graduate Of The Duke Brothers School Of Driving
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Because There’s Always Hope, Even For a Virgin Like You
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Whoa Jessica Biel is Looking Hot For Once
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The 20 Awesomest Test Answers
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you’re Gonna Wanna Check Out the UFC’s Arianny Celeste
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“Get Him To The Greek’s” Rose Byrne Is So Hot
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It’s Angelina Jolie’s Birthday, So Here She is Topless to Help Celebrate That
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Ryan Gosling is Probably Banging Charlize Theron, So Here’s Some Hot Pictures Of Her
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Tiffany is Stripping Down
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With Enormous Dildo
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Guess Who Else Is Going to Celebrity Rehab
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt
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Crazy Russian Lady Destroys the Liquor Isle
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A Nice Little Collection of Upskirts
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Vida Guerra + Body Paint = PURE HEAVEN
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Sophie Monk And More Of Her Short Shorts
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Janessa and Alexandra – VIDEO
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Brooke Burke Bikini Throwback
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Daisy Lowe Sexes Up Esquire
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Rachel Bilson is Sexy as Always
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Who Would You Rather?
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$100 Says Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman Are Kinda of Amazing and Here’s Why
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Laura is Masterbating on the Couch – VIDEO
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Catrinel Menghia is Looking Hot in Lingerie
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LA Woman, You’re My Woman
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You’re Gonna Love Aida
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A Friday Pic Dump, Just Because
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Hot Damn Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Smoking Hot Civilian Girls Who Should Be Famous
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Man, Lohan is Of the Bad Shit, You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her Skin
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Four Ways Science Will Kick Death’s Ass
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Tight Younge Whore – VIDEO
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There’s a Majoe Male Hip Hop Artist With a Sex Tape – With a Another DUDE (No Homo)
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Chewing Gum + Helium Experiment – VIDEO
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Interracial Lesbian Picnic
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Guess WHo Hates Scarlett Johansson?
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Melisa is a Girl Next Door Type
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Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others
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AA Brings the Ass Crack Again and She’s Got a Long One:
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2010

04

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some of today’s dumbest news….

Organization Aims to End Teen Prostitution and Our Fun in Atlanta….Assholes

OH Girl says fellow student urinated on her like she was Kim Kardashian

“Memory Erasing” Pill: Good For Rapists…

Prostitutes Steal World Series Ring from Baseball Coach

TN Man Chases Dine & Dash Teens, Calls 911 from Car Hood

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2010

04

Jun

Mel B Shows Off Her Jacked Body of the Day

I wonder if Mel B’s fate would have worked out a little differently if she had named herself “Dainty Spice”, or “Lady Spice”, or “Attractive Spice”, or “I Don’t Have Boxer’s Face Spice”, or “I’m not built like my cock is bigger than my delts Spice”….

I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, but it’s definitely fucking scary, so I guess we can’t get mad at her for false marketing, she warned us this was coming…I just had no idea it would be this bad…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

04

Jun

Miley Cyrus Kisses a Girl on Stage of the Day

In not so surprising news…Miley Kissed a girl on Britain’s got Talent….and it also has white trash prostitute looking Glamour Models….

I saw this one coming from miles away..It was the obvious move for her. Everyone knows that you start at Disney, End with a Sex Tape and take all the proper paths in between…

Not to mention, every girl knows the controversy and attention comes when you kiss another girl. It’s what college Keg parties are fucking made of, so this is no re-inventing anything, it’s just funny to see it happening as part of her concert tour, like some kind of coming of age into being the most obvious attention whore and celebrity slut who really just needs to release the fucking nude pics already, ideally after her 18th birthday, cuz I want to be able to post the shit…

Here’s the video…


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2010

04

Jun

Rachel Bilson Dresses Up to Get Some Work of the Day

Rachel Bilson bores me…even when she’s all dressed up meeting with her agent cuz I guess she realizes it’s time to start working again and the 5 year vacation…it’s like all I see is a pussy that hasn’t got drunk and flashed her pussy…or even got drunk and flashed her tit…she hasn’t had any scandals, other than getting engaged to a Canadian, and it pisses me off. I want to see her pussy and I want to see it now…She chose the hollywood life….now she needs to live the fuck up to it. Show us your cunt already you boring fucking pig.

Pics via Fame

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2010

04

Jun

Daisy Lowe Shows Off Tit of the Day

I am friends with all these Hollywood rich kids living the hipster fashionista life on Facebook. I like to look at them living their hipster fashionista life…pretending to go to school while collecting trust funds they know will never dry up. Partying, traveling, flying private jets from LA to NYC to London to attend stupid events they have access to because someone in their family was relevant and the whole thing doesn’t offend me at all…I’d probably be doing the same thing, except for the dirty hipster part, because I’d embrace where I as from, get in the fucking shower and I’d only wear gold plated clothing…seriously…I’d be fucking Royalty, cuz gutter artists in a luxury loft was never my thing, but apparently it is many fashion designers and photographers and model scouts’ thing, cuz all these trust fund partying hipsters have modeling contracts….which is good with me as long as they get naked or topless in photoshoots thinking they are contributing to the fashion scene cuz that’s as good as they get and it’s all thanks to their Rockstar daddies….

So here is some Daisy Lowe rockstar trust fund baby tit…

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2010

04

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Sticks to Beastiality of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out.

She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue….

Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for….

Pics via Fame

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2010

04

Jun

Cheryl Cole Hides her Prison Tattoos and Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I still don’t really understand who Cheryl Cole is. I know she’s a UK popstar who married some “Footballer” that only the Eurotrash in North America have ever heard of. I know there was some kind of scandal that she used to launch her solo career and I know I want to fuck her or at least watch her get fucked because I realize that she’s got some kind of ego, even though she hasn’t quite made it here and should be more eager, but I guess her bank account tells a different story….one that doesn’t explain her prison tattoos and whether they were the result of a lesbian relationship with a biker back in 1999, or if she actually thought they look good…but I’m guess she doesn’t now, because them shits are pretty fucking covered up, which is a first for her….Here are her legs in shorts hiding the memories of her ghetto trash flea market tattoo parlour getting fucked my her father youth and lookin’ alright according to me……

Pics via Fame

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2010

04

Jun

Shauna Sand’s Plastic Pussy Works the Street of the Day

I have a soft spot for Shauna Sand and it is located in the women’s panties I am unfortunately wearing because we don’t do laundry and my wife is fat enough to make the shit fit like boxers. Sure, I find getting hard a challenge as I get older and the affects of hard drinking take hold, but I still find some of the most vile looking pussy worth fucking. I’m talking real poor, real dirty, real desperate, real affordable. The kind of pussy you would normally not even throw a dollar at on the street when it is playing the flute…I guess it’s got more to do with the fact that this gutter pussy that is Shauna Sand, and I really mean getter pussy, cuz if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand sex tape , you will know shit is beat the fuck up, discolored and possibly dead, doesn’t accept that she’s gutter. Sure she films herself fucking, she has shitty fake tits, she dresses in cheap sex store clothes, but she’s still all fucking hollywood, and I hate a bitch who is delusional…It’s like accept that you are meant to be working the street to pay your rent and not working the street to impress the paparazzi. I hate this bitch….and here are some pics for those of you who like seeing trash try hard to turn her vile self into an aging, melting, pornographic plastic barbie doll gone seriously wrong…something I like to call a pocket pussy I wouldn’t fuck and I never turn down a plastic pussy unless it’s still warm from the dude who used it before me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just pissed all over my shirt and pants in a public bathroom an hour away from home and I’m not the keep so hydrated and healthy by drinking my 9 glasses of water all day at the office to stay fueled for my hot yoga class and I’m not the haven’t had more than one glass of wine a week to feel wild in my boring suburban, trying to stay healthy life and I’m not the insides so healthy my piss isn’t dark brown and doesn’t smells like feces, rotting cabbage, coffee and asparagus…..so I gotta walk out with this huge wet stain that stinks and pretend there’s nothing wrong with me….and I will tell you that it’s not a proud moment…good thing I have no shame….here are my stepLINKS….

Let’s Cyber
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Christina Ricci Has Some Underboob Cleavage
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Let’s Laugh At Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fish Taco
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Just Because You’re Going to Die Alone Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Pretend To Get Laid Now
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Tripping or Not, I’d Still Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Seriously, Who Gives a Shit About Summer Movies? – VIDEO
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The Hottest Relatives of Atheletes of All Time
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Kim Kardashian’s Hottest Twitter Pics
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Anna Paquins Wet, Hard Nipples
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41 Year Old Virgin – Bitch Fight – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Hudson, Just Cause
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Check Out Aimee in the Bedroom
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If You Think She’s Not Gonna fit It In, Think Again – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed The Electric Daisy Carnival Audition – VIDEO
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Emily Senko is On Hot Piece
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Victoria Silvstead in a Swimsuit
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Some Audrey Bitoni for Good Measure
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Whoa, Check Out the Ass on Maria
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Kim Zolciak Showing Off Her Juicy Gutter Trash Tits
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Zoe and Shyla Get It On – VIDEO
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Bar Rafaeli Looks Hot While Shopping
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Three Cherrs for Cleavage
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rose Byrne is a Raunchy Greek
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Sarah Silverman May Be Ugly, But Man She Knows How to Prove a Point
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Here’s the 911 Call That Was Made Before Gary Coleman Was Taken to the Hospital and Died
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Peaches Likes to Please Herself – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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Yeah I’d Bang Chloe And Her High Waist Mom Jeans
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Here’s a HUGE Playmate Gallery Round Up
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Busty Teen Oils Up Her Tits
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Rachel Bilson and Her Tight Body Run Some Errends
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Cat Fart on a Dog Face – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Know This is All a Publicity Stunt, But Man How Awesome WouldIt Be If Spencer Pratt Was Really Losing His Mind?
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Miley Cyrus is a Slut Onstage
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Crazy and Desperate, But Jennifer Aniston is Still Looking Hot
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Helicopter Crash Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Amii Grove is Nude and Wet
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Tera Patrick is Red Hot
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Thing That Rich Ass Kids Have
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8 Ways to Assure You’ll Fail a Sobriety Test
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2010

03

Jun

Megan Fox is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Megan Fox and her Handler – Brian Austin Green from 90210 are scrambling. The fact that she may not get booked for Transformers is the harsh reality that her career may be coming to an end fast. You know because she’s a whole lot of fucking hype, she’s not nearly as hot as everyone thinks she is, and the fact that people are starting to drop her from her biggest movie and the movie will still be a huge money maker cuz they brought in hotter pussy, will just solidify the fact that she’s useless, talentless and not needed….she is just a hired gun that is replacable…and not a celebrity that movies need to ensure success…so they hit the idiot drawing board and figured that the best way to get back in the public eye is to let her out of her cage and get her into a bikini cuz bikinis always get noticed…unfortunatley for her, she’s no where near as exciting in a bikini as she used to be…

We lost a Golden Girl today…and I think these pictures will solidify that Megan Fox was never a Golden Girl she was marketed as…she’s just smoke and mirrors and hopefully we’ve lost the general consensus that she was anything but that. Let’s hope this is an RIP to her career…..may her journey back to her white trash suburban life be as fun as her climb away from it….and for our sake…let’s hope for lots of sex tape desperation…cuz we all know it will get to that level and we’ll love participating in it…..


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2010

03

Jun

Chantelle Houghton Impotency Campaign for PETA of the Day

I don’t really know who Chantelle Houghton is, but apparently she’s from the UK and was on some Big Brother bullshit a few years ago and has been riding that shit for the last 4 years. She was a low level UK glamor model who got in her lingerie, showed off her tits and played the UK media despite not being hot, interesting or relevant in any way at all…

But for some reason it helped getting her to this level of fame where she gets to be the face of PETA’s Go Vegetarian campaign…because meat apparently makes you impotent…despite her body shape and size being something I don’t suggest anyone taking any diet advice from…because according to her dress size, her idea of Vegetarian seems to be eating nothing but potato chips, cookies and cake…..useless fucking pig….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|PETA

2010

03

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s today’s news….

Woman Told She Was “Too Sexy” To Work For Citigroup Bank

Man Throws Kitties Out Of Car Window
A man was arrested after he threw kittens out of the window of his moving vehicle.

Inmates Got Talent Show

Caught on Tape: British Car Launches Into Air at Toll Booth

John Mark Karr Wanted for Death Threats to Teen

ATL Teen Hit in Face with Bleach Filled Balloons

Woman advertises housecleaning service in the nude!

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2010

03

Jun

Rachel Bilson’s Thick Hips in Tight Jeans Shows Off Her Box of the Day

I don’t know what that Canadian Farm Boy from Star Wars did to Rachel Bilson….I don’t know what kind of spell he’s got her under so that she doesn’t get off her ass and become the Hollywood slut she was destined to be…but I do know that nothing lasts forever and that she will realize all the fun, work and goodtimes she’s missing out on by being with his boring, miserable self…She’s looking thicker, stalkier, dull and like she’s given the fuck up. She’s lost her edge, soon she’ll be in her 30s and starting a family and all the greatness that could have been totally lost….I mean I can’t even get hard while she’s out on the street flashing her box…cuz the box she’s flashing is an actual fucking box and not the young starlet with no panties on box I want to see. It’s depressing.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tight Jeans

2010

03

Jun

Bidget Marquardt in a Romper for the Infantilism Fetshists of the Day

One of the weirdest fetishes I’ve come face to face with in the bedroom was when I was slamming this bitch who was into Infantilism. We had been fucking for a few weeks when she opened up to me and told me that she wanted to not only get me in a diaper, but wanted me to shit myself in that diaper, which wasn’t too hard for me, but it was kinda hard when she started fingering herself and moaning as she cleaned me up while talking to me in babytalk…I took the blowjob…and went along with the whole thing, but couldn’t really grasp the psychology behind the shit and wanted to stay the fuck away from it, but it was before the internet and before I knew there was a movement….a movement that must be real fucking happy because Rompers are in style and now everyday hot pussy is out in the shit daily…sure they are walking around and not crawling or in adult sized cribs, but shit’s one step closer to getting the whole world in on what they’ve been into for so long…it’s like this fashion item is opening doors into their world and making the weirdness ok….cuz if you’re like me, and not even into infantilism, you can appreciate the jakced-up pussy hugging while ass and titty grabbing from one piece of clothing at the same time ….and if you can’t you’re the fucking weird one….

So heres Bridget Marquardt proving that not only do you not have to be into infantilism, but you don’t have to be hot to make the Romper a sexy choice when dressing….

Pics via Fame

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