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2011

21

Jul

Best Parking Attendant of the Day

Here’s a fun little video of the best parker in the world….I think I take pleasure in it…not sexual pleasure you fucking pervert…because I was a valet at some ghetto hotel over a decade ago…and it turned out I was the worst fucking parker of all time, both when I was sober and wasted and in the 2 weeks I was there, I managed to drive 10 cars into the fucking wall, other cars and support beams…not to mention I think I got black lung when I was on the bottom level of the shit and the fucker was paging me to run up the stairs in exhaust ridden hell…before firing me….making this guy easy to relate to….

The life lesson I learned at the valet job was that people who drive brand new Porches and Ferrari’s generally aren’t anal about their cars, they’d leave them there running without a parking ticket, while junior execs who probably still lived with their moms, who drove Audis and BMWs were fucking insane about there shit and would inspect it with a walk around like you were renting a car cuz I guess it was there one asset…and that’s when I learned that rich people are laid back and relaxed, while the junior execs are the assholes you see at the bar acting up so that everyone notices them balling out….

Not that it matters, cuz I’m practically homeless cuz you fuckers don’t exist and advertisers don’t want to pay me millions to reach you. Jerks.

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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is …she’s American and she’s 69 years old…but i am pretty sure she’s not that old…she’s probably just trying to be funny…cuz with a body like this…I have a hard time believing she’s older than 21….

I pretty much watched her in her panties with some good friends for over 45 minutes…and it was pretty fucking lovely…

Here are some of the comments that were said that I appreciated….

Camming while working is the best….

Show us how wet you are

Show Feet Baby

Pee Panty

Baby you’re even making my tongue hard

Better than cow sex

She was drinking Cab. We got to feel like we were in the room with her….this webcam shit has changed my fucking life….I have a webcam girl addiction…I want to find out who these girls are…where hey are from…what they do…and why they do this…cuz they give me a taste, but I need more….the shit is more entertaining that pretty much anything…from TV, to stripclubs, to escorts…I’ve done them all and I’m hooked on this shit…

Here are the screencaps of the amazingness…


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2011

21

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve decided to rename the morning hangover dump to the MOURNING hangover dump, because the concept of good morning doesn’t exist to me, it’s usually filled with disappointment, feelings of failure, a headache, sometimes vomit and everyday I am forced to mourn the dreams I once had, that have long gone, like being a billionaire oil tycoon with a herem in paradise, so I see the Mourning hangover from hard drinking my disappointment away the night before, appropriate…

Let me know what you all think…

Here is the hangover link dump…that smells a lot less like death than the other hangover dump I took about an hour ago….

Cuddles…

Robot Dancers Start Things Off – VIDEO
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The 20 Naughtiest Cheerleaders Ever
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Free Cam Shows Because It’s Thursday and We All Need a Little Push to Make It Through the Weekend
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4 Things Shannen Doherty Needs At Her Televised Wedding
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Live Cam Shows That Will Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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I Think Her Fist Got Stuck – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Emma Stone
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Blake Lively Was Dumped By Leo Cuz She’s a Total Twat / It was a publicity stunt
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Posted in:MHD

2011

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Convincing a fat chick to mail me her shit is not erotic…especially when she agrees to do it and surprises your PO Box….and everyone around you when you open the shit….

But having a Pubic Hair pageant is…

I figure as a guy who has never trimmed his junk cuz that’s some faggot shit, I’d like to come together as a group, submit our pubic hair pictures and have a poll for the best pubic hair based on the public opinion….

All you gotta do is email me! info (at) drunkenstepfather.com…..for your chance at winning absolutely nothing…

Here are my stepLINKS of the shit I woulda posted but didn’t bother…

The Dancing Inmates have a New Video
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13 Most Embarrassing Arrests in the NFL
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Paris Hilton Storms Off a News Interview Set
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DJ Kitten
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Some Hot Ass in Red Dress Getting Fingered By Jesse Metcalfe
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Audrina Patridge Topless
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Julianna Huff in Pink Bikini Bottoms…
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Live Cam Shows that Are Full of All Sorts of Sexy
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When Motorcycle Stunts Go Wrong – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Colombian Women
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Jennifer Ellison’s Cleavage is Insane
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Kelly Brookes Tits Are Out of Fucking Control
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Free Cams Because The Day Hasn’t Gotten As Hot as It Could Be
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Skinny Sluts Get Carried Away
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25 Funniest Scenes in Sports Movie History
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The World’s Sexiest Newscaster, Melissa Theuria Topless
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Paris Hilton Prett Much Threw a Tempur Tamtrum and Here’s the Video – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston in a Black Leather Dress
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I’d Rather Bang Britney Spears’s Mom Than Britney Spears
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Amanda Cerny is Bang Worthy to Say the Least
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It’s Fight Night in Vegas – VIDEO
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Alexis Love is One Hot Slut
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Meet Yariz Sanchez
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Blake Lively Downward Spiral Coming In 3…2…1
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Kay De Luna is Lookin Slutty and I Like It
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Star and Mandy are Hot on Video
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Pornstar Ashli Orion On How Far She’d Go In A Porn Scene
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Rosario Dawson Hotness
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10 Gauge Double Barrels Shotgun vs Skinny Girl
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Hipster Hottie I Kinda Love of the Day
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Irina Shayk Morning Jog Hotness
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3 Web Cam Bitches
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get a Load of Victoria Moore
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Audrina Patridge is Kinda Naked
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Striptease of the Day
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Spider Man Teaser Trailer
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Jennifer Aniston Leahther Dress
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Old Navy Gets Sued By Kim Kardasian for Making fun of Her
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25 Fictional Sports Characters You’d Love the Be Friends With
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Coco’s Massive Tits Spill Out Of Her Bikini But Look At That Camel Toe!
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Paris Hilton Can’t Handle The Truth: Storms Out Of Interview
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Kendra Wilkinson, Hard Nipples And An Upskirt
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

20

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Ass for Publicity of the Day

I’m not a huge Kendra Wilkinson fan…

I mean I’m hardly a fan of any of the Playboy created slut-eberties, cuz they’re just trashy stripper/prostitutes with fake tits that I find uninteresting, cliche, expected and obvious….especially this one…cuz she’s got a ridiculous looking face…a boring body…and at 19 had huge sex tape with a handicapped dude documented vagina ….

But I am torn, cuz I like whores and I do like bottom feeding….I just usually prefer it when it isn’t on the internet but in real life….and since I was the first TO REVIEW HER SEX TAPE when she leaked it and pretended she didn’t….

I figure I should post all things Kendra…like this clearly staged photoshoot where she’s flashing her ass…with her husband….cuz it’s all in efforts to stay around….make money and feed her ugly girl need to be noticed…

Whore cares….

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Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson

2011

20

Jul

INSANE MINI VAN SEX ON THE HIGHWAY VIDEO of the DAy

This video is fucking amazing…this is the kind of shit I fucking love…Ever since I was a kid, seeing people fuck has been a serious interest of mine…especially when it is in public….that’s why I wander through parks at night…that’s why I stare into hotel rooms every chance I get from my friend’s roof top…that’s why I look into every car as I drive by….but I’ve never been this lucky….I’ve never witnessed this kind of gold…but I’m fucking happy someone has….seriously….genius…this made my fucking miserable day pretty a little fucking brighter….Hilarious….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Jul

A Day in the Life of Pippa of the Day

First we go for a jog in our tight little pants that ride up our cunt as our little firm titties bounce as much as they can…..

Then we load the trunk of our BMW Z4….

Then we remember that none of these distractions can make a bitch forget how she’s second rate to her sister….the kind of inner-torment that leads to awesomeness….awesomeness I’m anxiously awaiting….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

20

Jul

Dennis Rodman Lingerie Pics of the Day

Here is Dennis Rodman cross dressing for attention, you know cuz he’s wild and crazy, and based on the Ed Hardy hat, I can only assume being fashionable isn’t really in his top priorities, and the whole thing looks pretty fucking gay….and you probably like that, you know the sports idol of your youth in the satin fabric you love rubbing up against cuz it is so soft, all at the same time….because I know slipping on some ladies underwear doen’t mean you like sucking dick or taking it up the ass…but if you get turned onto pictures of men in women’s clothing…may mean that you do…

On a sidenote, I had a gay experience today….I was at the coffee shop and some gay dude was serving me….he had a spanish flavor to him, no homo….I didn’t taste him….but I did ask for a “Large Colombian” and his fucking eyes lit up….forcing me to say “no homo”…which was one of the only times I can remember actually saying that shit to a gay person I didn’t know in a seemingly gay situation…it made me laugh…

Here’s Dennis/Denise the cross dressing wild man begging to get noticed….when all he really had to do for that is release the Carmen Electra sex tape….you know since they were married and there’s a small chance this camy is hers….

Who cares…

Posted in:Dennis Rodman

2011

20

Jul

Some Pussy at the Captain America Premiere for the Virgin Losers of the DAy

Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying…

But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots…

Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to….

Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight…

Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet…

Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives….

Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money…

Hayley Atwell Got Tit

I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why….

Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….

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