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2010

01

Oct

Ivy Levan Nude in Drop Dead Gorgeous of the Day

Here’s some Jeremy London movie about some model staring some bitch named Ivy Levan who I’ve never heard of her, but she’s naked with a group of girls in a bed…reminding me of amazing sleepovers my stepdaughters used to have when they lived here and I’d spy on them….making this the perfect softcore shit to bring up so many of those shameful masturabting nights….I’m just teasing…but there is something fucking hot about groups of girls naked in a bedroom together…whether getting changed…fucking each other…or just comfortable being naked..

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2010

01

Oct

Ginger Spice Hides Her Pussy of the Day

She’s a seasoned cocktease. I mean she’s been doing this since before she was a popstar back when she was some stripper or nude model or whatever the fuck she was doing…back when she learnt the big secret to getting to famous by using her big stupid tits…and the whole thing bores me, because if you are famous and getting out of the car, you could at least fuck with us a little by showing some fucking panty….

But instead she brought some dyke looking bitch to show her panties to take away eyes from being on her….

Boring.

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2010

01

Oct

Tyra Banks Hiding her Face and Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

Not that anyone cares…at least I don’t…I wasn’t even going to give her a post of her own…after years of being gutter and disgusting on her show…I had no choice but to turn the memories of her doing Victoria’s Secret off in my head, so that I can focus on the fat bitch she’s become, and even when she puts on her superhero bondage mask that is supposed to be semi-erotic I’m sure, I see nothing but a stupid crackwhore in the proects too high to realize her pantyhose she decided to put on to rob the convenience store mask was pretty revealing…Here are the pics…

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2010

01

Oct

Gisele Tits at The Masked Fashion Event of the Day

Gisele’s tits looked pretty perky at some event….so perky you’d think they were a small implant designed and paid from by Victoria’s Secret to help people believe she’s actually a woman, and not a man with the right figure for bikinis….cuz you know Brazil is the tranny capital of the world and her hard face may have come with dick, but for the purpose of this post, let’s just look at her cleavage and ignore the liklihood that Tom Brady takes all of her inside him like a good jock being taught a lesson…cuz that’s what they want us to do…

Posted in:Gisele Budchen

2010

01

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Her Clown Ass of the Day

Rihanna is a clown and here she is making the right moves as she struggles to stay relevent by rockin’ some clown pants that are baggy enough to hug her ass proper, while making me forget that the rest of her is some thick mess of shit that should have been left out back at her in her shanty when she wasn’t too busy changing sheets for white people vacationing in Barbados…trying to show off her skills as a vocalist thursday nights at the Karaoke bar…only to be ignored of offered money in exchange for head…

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2010

01

Oct

Isabel Lucas Looks Alright of the Day

Here is Isabel Lucas pulling some wholesome lookin’ librarian bullshit that I think would translate a lot better if it involved her showing off her twat…while fucking it with random household objects…because not all sexy whole librarian outfits are winners….

I don’t even really know who this is, but she was in Transformers, so you probably do….

Posted in:Isabel Lucas

2010

01

Oct

Fat Dude Gets Abused by His Girlfriend of the Day

Here’s a pretty funny clip that I assume was on TV because of the whole blocking out of the swearing…
I’m not sure if this is funny or sad, I just know if a bitch ever touched me or spoke to me that way, I’d break her. Maybe it wouldn’t be violent, but it would definitely put her in her place, whether it be making her choke on my feces and taking pictures of it to release on the internet…or driving her out to a very far place 5 hours into the woods, taking her purse and leaving her to fend for herself, I know I wouldn’t put up with this…even if I was relying on her to pay my bills like the bitch I am…

So I gotta give this fat guy some credit for being decent, cuz I know that Chris Brown wasn’t so skillful at keeping his composure…And the funny thing in all this is that not even good looking, fit, or worth fucking…

Either way, here’s the reason dudes end up in prison…

Posted in:Fat Dude Abuse

2010

01

Oct

Old Lady Madonna Unfortunately Tries to Slut Out for Fashion of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and ignored them…I don’t like seeing cleavage on women over 50, unless I am drunk and my dickis down their throat as I cry due to sadness of having to accept I reached rock bottom…

I do not like encourage this kind of activity from old washed up bitches, especially not from someone like Madonna, who can’t grasp that although she’s some still a wild sexual being that she’s made her millions off of, she’s no longer one we want to watch…and she really should save this for the poor gold digger who is banging her to get ahead…ideally behind closed doors…and on video that she releases to the world in a few years…that I will watch for the same reason I watched “Period on a Spoon”…cuz I like trainwrecks….

I know how photoshopped to shit these pictures of her are, I can hate D&G for making these, but I can’t really blame them, just look at all the press they got…and it just wouldn’t be right of me to pretend they don’t exist…and laugh while you play with yourself…something that kinda makes me feel like we’re kind gay.

Posted in:Madonna

2010

01

Oct

Heidi Mount and her Fashion Nipple of the Day

She was born Heidi Whitworth, but changed her name cuz I guess “Mount” is more marketable because it speaks to our subconscious and reminds us of the time we watched dogs in the part mount each other and got hard…I mean…cuz Whitworth sounds like some hillbilly shit from a children’s storybook….

She is 23, has a kid (disgusting), is an established model I’ve never heard of, and was found at the tender age of 12….even though you’d think model scouts would get charged for sex offense when explaining to the 12 year old how much they like “their look”…I get awkward when 12 year olds ask me to pet my dog, thinking it’s a sting and I’m gonna get arrested as I pull out my penis….who I coincidentally refer to as Dog…

All this to say, Fashion is awesome cuz Fashion shows tit even if it is little tit and gets away with it…something we all should learn so that we don’t end up bankrupt living off a fat wife’s disability check cuz it’s the only option…

Posted in:Heidi Mount

2010

01

Oct

Drew Barrymore Does Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Here are some pictures of Drew Barrymore in Harper’s Bazaar barely looking like Drew Barrymore, which is a good thing cuz she’s ugly…and so is my hangover…I blame you addiction, it is all your fault…

I am posting these to encourage ugly girls to make moves to make themselves look worth fucking, because not that long ago, Drew Barrymore was an inbred lookin’ fat chick with a lesbian haircut…and now, thanks to photoshop, some botox, a wig and a diet, she’s an older lady you wouldn’t be ashamed of slamming when she picks you up in the bar…not that you”re every ashamed of slamming anyone, since when that miracle happens in your life, it’s the other party dealing with the shame…

Pics…Look at them…

Posted in:Drew Barrymore

2010

01

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples Get Noticed of the Day

I’m pretty sure she has you right where she wants you…The power youth has on a nation that isn’t allowed to have sex with youth…it totally astounding. It’s like bitches should be getting fake IDs made to say they are 16, when they are really 20, to get the dudes they meet off proper, but more importantly to get ahead, cuz that is the winning formula..It totally amazes me, I mean it doesn’t really, but I am just saying that to prevent lawsuits….The fact that Miley’s got woman nipples that are capable of getting hard is wild…I think that mean she’s officially ripe and ready to eat….Or did that happen when she was old enough to follow this bitch’s lead and have her period on a spoon….who cares…here’s young nipple…I am drunk…and about to pass out…..amazed i managed to get this up with one letter at a time, closin’ one eye…goodtimes…we should do this more often…I’m talkign to you Miley…soon to be no longer 17 and I am excited to see where that takes her…and her pile of stupid money….TEEN NIPPLES….On a sidenote, I would hate to know how many people jerked off to these pics in the world….

Update:

I don’t know what that rant was about, it’s clear Miley is just a Young Innocent Girl beign Wholesome in public…Get your mind out of the gutter people….

Admit this post took you on a journey….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

In the event you didn’t see it, check out this “Vile File”….of a girl playing with her period, I can’t wait for the REMIX.

It’s pretty much been what I’ve spent my day staring at, I mean other than the amazing and constant updates you all appreciate so much…

I was pretty happy 8 people added me to FACEBOOK, it make me feel like a real star, I mean who needs hundreds of thousands of fans and admirers, I’d take 8 people over that any fuckin day..

Here are my stepLINKS…or should I say your stepLINKS

Single Rachel Bilson Is the Hottest Hollywood Pussy Right Now….Check Out These Pics…
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Paris Hilton Murders A Paparazzi
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Dress Well Enough To Get Laid….
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Because Cyber Whores are a Dime a Dozen and You Probably Only Have 5 Cents
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Tess Taylor Showing Off Her Lovely and Ridiculous Titties
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Vida Guerra Big Hot Ass is Still Alive…
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Katherine Heigl Looks Good. Just Kidding.
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Paz de la Huerta Totall Naked in a Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez is See Through Jail Bait
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Busty, Oiled Up Hotties Rubs Herself Down
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20 Hottest Fans of UFC 119
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Monica Belucci’s Tits Are Always Great
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Some Hilary Duff, Just Because
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Ashley Green Spandex Ass
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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I’m Always Happy to See Kat Beckinsale
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The Hottest Potentially Jailbail Slut You Will See Today
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Sunny Leone Will Make Your Thursday Better
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LADY GAGA’S HAIRY DRESS!!!
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Vida Guerra?! YES PLEASE!
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CHEERLEADING BANNED IN EL SALVADOR!
(so Let’s Pay Tribute With Some Video of Some Hot Ass)
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Faye Reagan is One Sexy Red Head
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Lesbian Sex on the Beach – VIDEO
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Japan Should Be Responsible for Naming Everything on the Planet
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Halle Berrry, Oh Man….
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Eva Angel and Her Friend Go At It
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Joanna Krupa Lingerie Fashion Show
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Taylor Swift Cause I Know You Like Jailbait
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Bar Rafaeli Reminds Us of How Hot She Is
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Awhhh Darth Vader is Surprised!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man, Madonna Really Did Used to Be a Fox – THROWBACK
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DILDO WAR – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Nicole Graves + A Naked Car Wash
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8 Ridiculously Awesome Celebrity Endorsements
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Get a Load of Buffy the Body
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Cheerleader Jailbait on Glee – VIDEO
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Tiger Woods checking out the arse:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/261022/sports/ryder-cup-photos-tiger-woods-checks-out-katherine-jenkins-bum-at-the-milf-international-parade.html

Lindsay Lohan’s Money Problems Are solved!
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And MORE Tony Curtis Awesomeness
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More Eliza Dushku in Her Little Shorts Without Her Black Cock…
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FOLLOW ME!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

***BONUS***BONUS***BONUS***BONUS****

BRAND NEW Eminem ft Lil Wayne – No Love Video
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The Charlie Le Mindu Naked Fashion Show in Video….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Sep

NSFA – Period on a Spoon is Taking On Two Girls, One Cup of the Day

This is not safe for anywhere….seriously…this is a warning….I didn’t want to post this on the site, but figured since I can’t land advertisers anyway, I shouldn’t be shy about sharing the things I do in my spare time, even if the things I do in my spare time are fucking disgusting, like this video of some black chick playing with her period….a video I think is vile enough to take on 2 Girls, 1 Cup….Follow the link to watch the clip, but I’m warning you…It’s nasty…

Click this link to See…..
Period Spoon

Posted in:Period Spoon

2010

30

Sep

Top 4 Heidi Klum Moments According to Me Victoria’s Secret Tribute of the Day



Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock in the dirtiest “Slave on Plantation Owner Daughter” way. She’s German and a racist by default, but more importantly into some next level scary sex….leading me to believe she’s been tied to the bed and had more than one fist in her while a hired house boy shits in her mouth…unless she’s just compensating and into him for his angelic voice….

Either way, it’s sad to say goodbye, we’ve been jerking off to her since the day she started many years ago. Those amazing natural tits that are not so amazing anymore will always be remembered in our hearts and in our penises…

So here’s my tribute….apparently…I am addicted to these lists….I did one on Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged and now I’m only this Heidi Klum list…Somebody stop me, before I turn into a list…what?! I don’t know…just don’t ask…

4- Heidi Doing Make-UP For Victoria’ Secret….

3 – Heidi in an Expensive Bra and Panty Set…


2- Heidi in the Fashion Show….

1 – Heidi Cameltoe on the Runway that may not be for Victoria’s Secret, but since she sold her soul to them, everything she did was technically a Victoria’s Secret marketing move…Including dirty big dick sex with Seal…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2010

30

Sep

Ashley Greene in Tight Gym Clothes of the Day

Ashley Greene is one of those cock teasing cunts who dresses down in her everyday life except when she hits the gym and sluts it up in the tightest clothes because she can. All her fans are already sold on her and the cult she is part of that they are gonna check out her latest pics, whether she’s in a snowsuit or a bikini and I think she knows it….because if she was insecure in herself and her career, she wouldn’t have this obnoxious cockiness that she’s part of something so big and relevant that she can be as boring as she wants and still get the work and attention she needs….cuz she is overhyped…and I know that I can’t wait for it all to come crashing down…so that the sleaziest pics of her aren’t ones of her in gym clothes heading to the gym, but instead of her at a casting call diddling her irrelevant Twilight cunt for a role as “Hot Girl” in Entourage Season 15….If you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot…but I’ll spell it out for you…put this bitch in the bottom feeding roles she has to get naked in to get noticed…where she belongs…

I haven’t stepped into a gym in at least a decade, so maybe this is considered wholesome gym apparel, in which case, I’ll have to start hanging out outside gyms…

Here’s Ashley Greene and yes, I am part of the problem….

Posted in:Ashley Greene