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2011

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know if it is a summer issue…you know a whole weather getting hot and girls feeling slutty, by my inbox has beeing banging with pics from readers, even though I didn’t think I had readers, naked….In the last 3 days, I’ve had 15 emails with naked pics of people in them, now I either I really turn bitches on with my prose, like I was Shakepeare or some shit, or girls are just slutty and looking to get judged by some random internet asshole, but I’m not complaining, I’m also not posting the pics, cuz it’s taken me 6 years to get to this point, when this was my only goal of the site, and I suggest you start your own site and get your own submitted pics….I’m hoarding but remember…it’s not that hard to come across them as all girls are sluts…

And so am I, cuz here’s some shit going on on other sites…

Monster Truck Backflip. Whoa
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Meghan McCain and Her Big Republican Cleavage
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Some WWE Sluts to Start You Day Off Right
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Free Cam Shows, Because Nothing Else You Have to Do Is More Important Than Naked Chicks
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The Ten Freakiest Celebrities
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When I’m Sitting at Home Contemplating Suicide, I Watch Maru and All is Well
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Get a Load of Cyn Santana
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When You Need a Job Done Right, You Enlist a Professional
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How About a Bendy Cheerleader
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With James Bond
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Posted in:MHD

2011

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

When I don’t drink I get irritated. When I do drink I get irritated. I think I’m just easily irritated. I should work on that, but not right now, cuz I fear that I am going to go blind, not cuz I masturbated too much and that’s what happens when you masturbate, cuz masturbating accounts for 47% of childhood obesity, 13% of blindness, 11% of hairy palms, and 99% of orgasms of socially awkward greasy virgin losers with access to the internet…..but I accidentally ate car paint.

I don’t need to get into why or how, let’s just say a dude told me it’d get me fucked up, and didn’t tell me to sniff not lick, I just need to hope I live another day…but between you and me, it wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t…

While I do that, here are my stepLINKS…

Goose Parade Weirdness to Set the Mood….
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Paris Hilton Got Dumped and Here She Is in a Bikini
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Beyonce’s Mom is Fucking Cunt whose Cunt got Fucked to Make a Cunt…Huh?
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Jessica Biel’s Got Real Deal Biceps and She Likes Showing them Off
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Miley Cyrus Pantless and Slutty Concert Pics
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Web Cam sluts You Don’t Have to Tell Twice
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Epic Wedgie Wins Fight
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The 10 Hottest Female Surfers
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Hilary Duff in the Bath
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Wow Ryan Dunn REALLY Totalled That Porsche
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Two Amateurs Get Their Lesbian On
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25 Sexiest Future MILF’s in Sports
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Kaley Cuoco 34C Side Boob. More Side Boobs? Click the Pic!
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Connie Britton Looks Kinda Trashy and I Like It (Scroll Down)
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini
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Christina Aguilera’s New Single With Adam Levine is a Big Piece of Shit
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen Man Arms
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HOw About Some Alexis Capri?
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Rosie Jones is All Bent Over and I Like It
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Some Celeste Star Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Melisa
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John Travolta and His Big Gay Marriage
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This Fucking Pig Stole a Mink Coat and Hid It in Her Underwear for 3 Days. No Shit
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Meet Hayden Winters
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Former Hillary Clinton Intern Now Pornstar
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I Still Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis
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Alexa May Plays With Her Pink Wet Hole
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Holiday Lingerie
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Ashley Green andHer Tree Trunk Legs
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Princess Beatrice in Her Bikini – Oh God
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Megan MCCain Blocked Me on Twitter But I Can Still See Her Tits
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Paris Hilton Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Honor Student Blonde LOL
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Striptease of the Day
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Asian Squirt Machine
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Angelina is Perfection
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10 ways the world could end tomorrow
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness
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Bam Margera Killed Ryan Dunn by Paying Him Enough to Buy a Porsche to Drive Drunk and Kill his friend and Now He’s Mad at Mutant Ebert….cuz he’s diverting the blame
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Bangin Candy – Carolina Catalino [Photos]
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Audrina Patridge Brought Her Tits To The Beach
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Megan Fox In A Bikini. DEAR GOD!!!
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Brooke Vincent Is Only 19 And Has Some Great Tits
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Britney Spears Shoves Her Ass In Fan’s Face During Lap Dance
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Again with the Amy Winehouse Shit…
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Photobucket Mishap – Homewrecking Bitch 10 Minute Masturbation Video she Forgot To Password
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BONUS – QUIT SMOKING

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Jun

LeAnn’s Big Head, Skinny Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star….

Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

21

Jun

Kate Upton Tits in Esquire of the Day

Thanks to hormones in the food and genetics that have plagued so many teenagers before her, 18 year old Kate Upton has great full titties….that aren’t gonna always be great…cuz great full titties lose their appeal when the rest of the bitches body catches up as she hits 25…..which I guess isn’t the end of the world, cuz she’s still got 7 more years of exciting you, and it could be longer if she stays focused and keeps on a strict diet and exercise regime….but it was the end of the world for the many bust teens I’ve come across in my life, but more importantly their husbands, when the bitch became Gilbert Grapes mom…if you know what I mean…

So, on that note, here she is in Esquire, try to forget the downer I put on these pics, cuz really who cares where she is or how fat she is at 25, it’s not like we’re friends with her, we’re just looking at her tits today, cuz that’s all that matters….

I’m so philisophical…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

21

Jun

Britney Spears is a Fat Chick Lap Dancing of the Day

The only guy at a Britney Spears concert would be a gay guy who probably never thought he’d cum himself to a chick giving him a ridiculous lap dance on stage, because he probably never thought he’d brush shoulders with his gay icon, Queen of Queen’s Britney Spears…someone who makes groupie bitches, both gay man and straight girl turning 30, go fucking nuts…

Unless he’s just a hired actor and part of her show, cuz I can’t imagine her legally being allowed to interract with untrained professionals, it is one of those crazy person rules and regulations as she continues to be used to make a lot of people money like the empire she is the figure head of….

If he’s neither gay, or hired, he’s got some serious explaining to do…this is the kinda shit that follows you everywhere you go, cuz as cool as a lap dance from Britney is in theory, admitting you went to her concert takes away from that…cuz we all know you’re a pussy whipped bitch accommodating some girl…and becoming a national joke….

If dude had any vision, ambition or drive, he would have slipped a condom full of semen inside her when he had the chance…she’s fertile, she pays the bills…..Either way, he’ll remember this for life, and so will his coworkers…


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Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

21

Jun

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures of the Day

The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead…

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2011

21

Jun

2 Guys One Pint of the Day

I was sent this video over twitter and the dude who made it really believes it has potential of going viral….I on the other hand don’t find it hardcore enough, sure watching a dude puke in a pint and drink it is kinda vile, but it is his own puke….which totally cancels out the grossness of it, it’s just not pleasant to look at….which to me means this video is on some pussy level of trying to be hardcore and crazy….

The dude who sent it to me defended his stance by saying he went on to drink piss, his own and someone else’s, again gross in theory, but piss is sterile, making the risk factor almost none, and people drink each other’s piss all the time, usually every time you hit up a restaurant chain with a disgruntled worker, or an open bowl of mints…it’s no big deal.

Maybe I just hate drunken idiots…maybe I prefer them to be with naked chicks…maybe I only like my two anything one anything to have more nudity….maybe I’m wrong….I know I haven’t quite grasped the frat boy market, and this seems like something they’d love…

That said, I hope my two readers make this huge, cuz I like supporting local talent, even though dudes no where near me, globalization and technology brings him right into this shithole I call home…

What do you think? Comments please.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jun

Cameron Diaz Legs and Bra of the Day

Cameron Diaz is tall and amazing. Long legs and a see through top.

Sure she’s older, more haggard….Botoxed face, maybe even scary looking, like some kind of muppet or treasure troll coming to steal my soul…. rocking a body built to fucking last in a wrestling match, all muscular and broad shouldered, pretending her hourglass figured isn’t boxing out, and her menopause isn’t turning her half man, unable to reproduce and all out of estrogen….

But amazing as she promotes her movie Bad Teacher….nevertheless…

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2011

21

Jun

Rima Fakih Bikini Inappropriate with her Dad of the Day

Either this bitch was sold off to her neighbor for a couple of goats, or this is her in a bikini with her father acting inappropriate, at least by American Standards, which is funny cuz she’s Miss USA…..and god knows what incest desert muslims are into, breeding like crazy people, building their own rogue army and killing off those who disgrace the family in the eyes of allah and shit, a missing person gone unnoticed by the tribe, cuz no one’s ever seen the bitch’s face, as she’s always been under a sheet and can’t be recognized….

That said…if I was that dude I’d be thinking to myself “this is my kind of father’s day”…..as long as she knows a cock tease must always finish the task at hand….

Posted in:Rima Fakih

2011

21

Jun

Ashley Greene Short Shorts and a See Through of the Day

Someone’s looking for attention! Short shorts with her ass hanging out, a jug of water and some see through native shirt like she’s heading back to her camp sexy campsite…

I guess that’s what happens when your Twilight movie you’ve been riding for attention hasn’t hit theaters yet and your latch on relationship with a homosexual has been who was all the rage when first got involved with him and pretended you didn’t fuck him, cuz fucking in not very Christian, even though the Jonas brothers are seemingly very jewish…from hair to their name…I guess it’s all part of their make the money while we can campaign…..because based on how this slut works the cameras, there’s no way that pussy isn’t getting slammed on the regular…at least you’d hope it is getting slammed on the regular…cuz otherwise it’d be a real fucking waste of a pussy… but she is a good marketer who taps into the minds of the youth…and there’s nothing hotter than a good marketer,….I mean other than good tits, good ass, good blowjob skills, good cooking and cleaning ability, etc etc etc, you know what I’m saying….and that’s that marketing skills aint shit…especially when it’s all crafted by her team of experts….it was a little MBA humor or at least an attempt at it that totally didn’t translate over the internet…

Here are some more pics of Ashley Greene all sweaty in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

21

Jun

Mannequin Sex in Public of the Day

Not sure what’s going on in this video – but I’m sure you can relate to it…you know on those lonely nights when all you wish for is someone to hug…or more importanly 5000 dollars to buy you that Real Doll cuz you don’t actually have to try to talk to a real doll to get her to fuck you, you also don’t have to settle for an imperfect human, or in your case a disgusting bitch who can’t get fucked by anyone else so she agrees to fuck you… you can kinda just make her the way you want her and have your way with her the way you want to…and she won’t judge you for your action figure collection or the fact that you still sleep with your mom when you have nightmares…if you know what I mean…

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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jun

Shia LaBeouf’s Girlfriend’s Ass in Denim of the Day

There is no explanation as to why I felt posting pics of Shia LaBeouf’s girlfriend’s ass in jeans seemed like something you’d want to see….it just kinda happened and I ran with it….

Her name is Karolyn Pho, I assume she’s trying to get notcied, known, or work cuz why else would she date Shia LaBeoufs, or any actor for that matter, cuz actors are spoiled whiney bitches, the only reason they are tolerated is cuz of the fame, fortune and lifestyle, otherwise, they’d be all alone….and these hot asses would be with real men who don’t stare at themselves in the mirror asking if they could pass for a 17 year old for a new movie they are reading for…while they aren’t practicing their singing and dancing or doing yoga, drinking wheatgrass and all other things you’d expect to be irritating about these motherfuckers…

True story…here’s her groupie ladder climbing no-name ass…which I guess is porn to some – so enjoy

Posted in:Karolyn Pho

2011

21

Jun

Susann Lucci Old Shitty Fake Tits of the Day

There are so many similarities between pornstars and soap stars….

1- Bad Acting
2- Bad Plastic Surgery
3- Shitty Storylines
4- Masturbating fans
5- Comes with certain level of shame, soul selling in exchange for a paycheck…

enough of this you get what I’m saying….and that’s that I am bad at lists…

What I’m trying to say is that Soap Operas are erotica for fat women who don’t work. The women on the shit always look like botox, fake titty, fake tan, fake hair you’d expect to find on sex workers…the storyline is usually garbage, the acting even worse, and the whole thing is to get people to cum….cuz that keeps them coming back….

So seeing Susan Lucci pushing up them titties, is kinda like watching a veteran vagina spread her tired, beat up pussy, for her adoring fans who just can’t let go, to have one more go at themselves while thinking about her…and I figure all post these final moments of Susan Lucci’s sex appeal, cuz modern science and her plastic surgeon, have tried all the tricks to keep her as eternal as the shows she’s been on….shows that I admittedly have tried jerking off to…cuz like I said…I like to pretend I’m a housewife when I role play with myself sometimes…no wait I didn’t say that…oh fuck I just did….I hate when I do that. So embarrassing…

Posted in:Susann Lucci

2011

21

Jun

Pole Dance Video of the Day

For those of you into strippers, or even just going to the local pole dance class and watching the suburban women channeling their inner slut, this video is for you….you know to get you in the mood…and make your day go by a little faster, smoother, better…okay….I’m posting this cuz it’s weird….enjoy

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Does Money Makin’ on House Arrest of the Day

“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter…

Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled…

But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at..

A much more interesting story about BEEZID, is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there….

That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity…

Good times.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan