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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2018

Jan

Kelly Rohrbach Topless of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is an official actress now, and in being an official actress, she’s gotta maintain her body, because we all know she’s only getting these acting jobs because movies need hot pussy people want to jerk off to and if you’ve played the scene property, you can be the next Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, you know talentless garbage, decent looking sometimes, but not all that hot girls, who get all the fucking jobs…because movies need pussy…so maintain that hot pussy…

And I guess she’d doing her

PR by showing off her big tits, a lesson she’s learned from her friend Kate Upton, or really any basic logic any half retard who got everything in her life from her tits – knows from a young age – when getting those tits…

Best known for being Pam Anderson in Baywatch movie I hope no one here watched, you depressing humans…BOYCOT that nonsense that should have never got made….but also known as a Sports Illustrated model in one issue, or more importantly Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend because he’s a gay and likes keeping up this Playboy illusion, using these girls, finding one worth promoting….and then starts getting cast in Hollywood…because Weinstein isn’t the only dick that makes careers….it’s just the way it works…as much as everyone wants to fight the world and make it some Sesame Street mutually respect happy place…you still gotta fuck your way to the right meetings…otherwise why the fuck would a dude give you the time of day or help you out….because he wants to see you succeed…get fucking real you dumb fucks dot com.

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2018

Jan

Sasha Obama in Cancun of the Day

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I watched the Obama / Letterman interview because I don’t own a TV, and I don’t leave the house thanks to winter, and years ago, I used to watch letterman all the time, it was on TV, and I felt he ultimately didn’t give a fuck about the celebs he was interviewing, which I apprecaited…but that could just be selective memory, since I don’t remember much…

Obviously, the Obama interview wasn’t all that exciting, but it was a nice reminder, as a Canadian, that the USA was pretty progressive for a while, they had a president with some real fucking swag…just cool and put together….well spoken and charismatic…and it was nice to see, or be reminded of, after dealing with all the media attention your politics get….

It was also inspiring because you aren’t all a bunch of shit head closed minded racists, a good thing, with clips of the 1950s Selma bridge walk that was just insane…because racism, especially from your president, is fucking crazy….it’s upsetting…it’s disgusting…

On Martin Luther King day and beyond…So what better way to celebrate progress, the future, or what the Obamas represent, than his daughter in a bikini..

I don’t think she’s 18, not the pot smoking college aged one, so don’t look too closely….All these girls of all ages wearing bikinis….like they are 18…even when they aren’t….because bikinis are racy and inappropriate…almost porno when looked at by most perverts…especially white bikinis…the internet is a bad place for bad people….

But she is a political hero, your FIRST child, a year after they are out of your life, apparently…doing just FINE….celebrating FREEDOM…the right way.

The real question is – where are the parents, I want some Michelle Obama up in a bikini right next to her, cuz she’s FINE.

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2018

Jan

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

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Lionel Richie’s actual daughter -who bangs a 40 year old dude – despite only being 18 – not his clickbait daughter, the adopted one he found in the trash outside one of his concerts in the 80s, who was left there by some crackwhore, making him compelled to make her his own, like a nice guy, only to be forced to deal with some genetically annoying strange kid who mooched off his name years ago, and made a career of her own….can probably do no wrong…because people like their actual kids better than their adopted kids always…

She’s got access to serious bank, but instead of being a positive force in the world, she just travels in luxury with a Kardashian, rocking out on yachts, in bikinis, on private jets, like some obnoxious, over indulgent, cunt who lives a giant carbon footprint, and who likely hates her life, but fucks pretty good thanks to that….

Why why use that evil Kardashian money to do anything but attention seeking on social media and with the paparazzi, just put on that DAMN bikini….and be 18 and a famewhore like all your friends.

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2018

Jan

Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day

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I assume this Ariel Winter going out with her tits out was the motivation behind her competitor SARAH HYLAND posting those racy bathtub titty flash pics – you know to get a piece of the pie, a piece of the action, a piece of the Modern Family hype…being all like “I may not have tits like Sofia Vergara, or Ariel Winter, but who really does, she’s a freak who cuts off her tits and still has massive tits, how’s that even make sense”…

FEEDING is how that happens, girl just keeps on eating, coupled with hormones being out of sync thanks to being molested, maybe not sexually, but out of sync thanks to being exploited as a child to live out her evil parents dream..

NO child star ends up normal, because it’s not normal to put a kid to work, with a huge audience at a young age…ya know.

But here she is clickbaiting, because child stars love attention….it’s what fuels them, since they have all kinds of money…attention is the most important currency…

Sarah Hyland’s Topless in the Bath Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman…

Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man…

Here’s the weirdness.

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2018

Jan

Horny Grandpa and Other videos of the Day

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Woman Takes a Shit in Front of Jewelery Store – Find a Bathroom you Pig (Ariel Winter)

Man Swims under Ice like an Idiot…

Amish Donuts..

Cop VS Mercedes in TIme’s Square

Haircut of the Day

Twin Brother’s Shooting Guns

Guy Stabbed Girlfriend in Back

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2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a world where celebrity men who negotiate strong contracts to put the pressure on the producers to not need extra work days to fuck with his busy schedule from being a famous fucking person….have to donate money earned to a cause that doesn’t exist and that is totally fabricated for his 3 days of work….in order to make good because the girl counterpart in the movie got paid 1000 dollars for the same work…even though she’s not nearly as famous…and negotiated that contract….

We also live in a world where I won’t admit that women poo, I still haven’t come to terms with that, but luckily thanks to women pandering to my needs as a man, PATRIARCHY, no women I know have ever sent me sexts involving them taking a huge dump…

You know from crowning to the stretching of anus for a glorious green snake to slither out of her into the crystal waters of the dank toilet…

But one day that will happen, with all this technology and people giving into the porn fetishes…coupled with feminism…it starts with celebrating periods and ends with diarrhea butt shots…instagram will become a messy messy place….

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning for the weekend that involved me doing VERY FUCKING little…

Rooster Runs to the Bus to Get His Momma
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Eliza Dushku Molested at Age 12 – Apparently…
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When Your Amish Town is Frozen…Do Amish Donuts…
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Dancing Girl Almost Kills Herself with Christmas Lights…
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Aziz Ansari is the Latest Rapist who Let Ego Get to His Head and Took Advantage of Willing Women
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Alessandra Ambrosio – BIKINI
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Britney Spears Live Dance Show to Celebrate Her Quitting Vegas
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Slackline Fail
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Dog Gets Tucked In
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Subway Jared Wants Out of Prison
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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women don’t publicly have as many weird fetishes as dude…it’s like find a dude with a foot fetish and dude’s got a closet full of ladies shoes, or a hard drive full of pics of feet he’s either bought from women he’s approached on social media or in person…but girls…who you know are into weird shit like being fucked by family memembers, or raped fantasies, or fucking dudes up the ass with a strap on…or even licking a dude’s ass…is never discussed…and if you’re lucky enough for it to be discussed…it becomes the initial conversation, like the foreplay, before getting your fuck on…whereas when dudes discuss their weird fetishes…girls run…

So my advice to you this weekend is to get every girl to tell you the weirdest thing she’s masturbated to…

Make it happen…

Here are some stepLINKS

Lohan Did Wendy Williams without her Fake Accent….
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Rob Lowe vs Bella Thorne Bully!!
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Bitches at the Critics’ Choice Award
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If You’ve Dealt with a Woman Driver #METOO
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MMA Broadcaster in Leggings Stretching
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AMazing BOLT ON TITS of the Day
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Nicole Kidman Got Pokies
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Lost Harding Lost her Publicist
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Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence – TIT TO TIT
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Claymation of the Day
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What is More Powerful than a Hydrogen Bomb
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Jared Fogel Wants Out of Prison…
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Kim Garner in Leggings
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Margot Robbie – Overrated at Some Bullshit
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World’s Smallest Big Cat
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In Case You Missed it Craziest Paper Airplane Ever
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Pencil Music
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Logan Paul Loses Scripted Series…
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James Franco VS the Girls Who Claim He Raped Them…
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Doutzen Kroes Hard Body in a Bikini
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Crazy Night Riding
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Emma Roberts Awesome Bangs
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All the Celebs I didn’t Bother Posting at the Critics Choice Awards – Who Cares
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Lohan in NYC
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Links to Some Sportscaster Babe’s Nude Pics I won’t Post Cuz I don’t Like Getting Sued
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Greer Grammer Cleavage
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Dove Cameron Hot Chick
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betty from Riverdale Big Cleavage
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Emma Stone is So Ugly
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Weirdo With Big Tits and Braces Getting Naked on the Cam and licking her foot
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Big Titty Girl – Glows in the Dark
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Tattoo Chick Masturbates
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Hot Yasmin Oily and Naked
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Insane Hot Body – Naked
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Whacked Out Masturbating Chick on What I Guess is a Train
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Nice Big Tits Spread the pink
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Sofie Huge Tits
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Hot Clean Twat
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Eva Greene Naked Throwback from that Movie
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Anal Dialator
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2018

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Looking Hot of the Day

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I guess the life lesson is that when you boyfriend dumps your fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking troll…hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop masters, whoever the fuck you can, and figure out the slutty poses girls are doing, because Demi Lovato…is looking hot…

I still don’t really know much about her, but she pops up all the time over the years and is always pretty shitty looking, but when girl poses like this, ass in the air…I start to care…good hustle girl….I like this marketing, clickbait, instagram influencer attitude.

The more uptight people get about sex assault, rape, the patriarchy, men running business, the sluttier the posing gets…it’s a fucking win.

The most interesting story about her I’ve heard is that her and Miley filmed an underage sex tape in Nashville..lesbians in cowboy boots…it may exist……who knows…who cares…she’s only looking good now…forget the Demi of the past…it’s about the Demi right now.

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2018

Jan

Lactacting TWITCH Girl of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this video, other than that it’s going viral and is most importantly a magical specimen in how to properly lure in fans using the nerd platform TWITCH…instead of streaming videogames, bodypaint you lactating tits, so that they explode all over the place for the social awkward gamer nerds to jerk the fuck off as hard as they can to the bitch….

I figure it’s some Olivia Munn shit, find the place where the most pathetic dudes who can’t get laid are hanging, show them your tits disguised as a cosplay masturbation fodder and hope you don’t lactate knowing nerds get personally offended when the hot chick they’ve imagined marrying, gets knocked up by another guy…..but if you do lactate…own it…run with it…hope to get famous with it…

I am a fan of this TWITCH.

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