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2018

18

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

Bella Hadid wanted to show you all that she still cares enough about you to wear slutty enough – provocative enough outfits out in public for the paparazzi – in an era where tits are just tits….but she doesn’t need to show off her tits because she’s famous and getting work and doesn’t need to walk around tits out in public because it won’t increase her personal profile…she’s already peaked…

She’s dong it because she wants to…not because she has to…a totally different breast exposure…Or maybe, she’s just so self involved, so egotistical, that walking around tits out in public is like her walking around her apartment topless, you know she doesn’t realize there are people around her….Or maybe she thinks her big tits are perfect and iconic…great to expose, worth exposing, they make her feel proper and appreciated, and she doesn’t feel complete without showing off them tits…because deep down she knows that’s all anyone likes..and that it’s a great distraction from her rat face…

WHO knows…but way too much analysis of a top that doesn’t even show off nipples….

brought her

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about Vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick, or harder than I like to milk crackwhores who happen to be lactacting thanks to not being able to afford the abortion….you know money better spent on the drugs and likelihood of miscarriage is high under the stress they are under….

Speaking of milking, I’d like to milk the #metoo movement, you know cash in on it like Rupert Murdoch is cashing in on it, and really how all the accusers and women as a whole are cashing in on it, but I’m not some conduit to get girls to that place they all want to go…relevance…but that doesn’t mean I tell the girls licking my ass that…

Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev, who cares who she is….what she does…just notice the fit body in a bikini…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Lottie Moss Instagram Lingerie Show of the Day

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I think it was Kate Moss’ birthday the other day, I saw all these idiots giving tributes to her like she was dead, even though she’s only partially dead, but always alive in my heart because she’s Kate Moss…

I guess her half sister, Lottie, who gets press for being her half sister, and who owns that shit hard…even calls herself a model because of it, even though you don’t have to be a model to be a model these days…

But she has been able to get herself onto reality tv, and hang with reality tv trash, and most importantly, create an instagram account where she can clickbait her way to her fans…in what looks like lingerie pics…racy.

I mean you have to get noticed somehow…and sometimes your last name isn’t enough, but your willingness to get naked enough to get noticed…is what carries you..

Looks good to me.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Kimberley Garner in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Garner or Kimberley Garner as she prefers to be called is some Reality Star from the UK with an awesome fucking body…

She’s making the move to LA, like every girl from another country who has even a remote amount of success…where she’ll leverage the people she’s met in TV, to break into the American market.

It’s the holy grail of entertainment…because pretty much anyone in these other countries seem to be able to make it…especially in the UK when there are only 12 hot chicks in the whole country…which gives them this arrogance that things will work out for her on a bigger scale…and maybe it will.

I’m more interested in her bikini pics because her body is fucking great and she’s probably found herself enough connected dudes to make all her dreams come true…because that’s how people do things you know.

Girls don’t realize this, but even remotely attractive girls get to live the good life without actually having to work…it’s good time to be a woman…it always has been despite all the whining they do.

Posted in:Kim Garner|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Olivia Munn in a Bra of the Day

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Olivia Munn jumped on the Bandwagon, attaching herself to a cause, trying to destroy the career of someone, all because she likes attention.

We know any job she got was from being a whore….the trade off.

WE ALSO KNOW…

That after the rumored Brett Ratner shit she went after him about….an incident that happened a decade ago….she has auditioned for him 20-30 times…

Because that’s how raped she was, so raped she auditioned for him 20-30 times for a decade….and didn’t get CAST for anything.

But now she’s a victim. Fuck you Olivia Munn…..

My second favorite thing about famewhore who never deserved an acting career…and barely has an acting career…just a asic level TV host on a show that probably had zero to no viewers….on a network that went Bankrupt….who recruited a following of loyal nerds through a lot of hard work that led to some acting work…is that she trolls so hard for jobs.

On the last X-Men Movie – she wasn’t cast in it – despite begging the writer / producer / director – and went so far to fly to montreal, to train with her trainer, to post pics to get buzz so they cast her.

That’s a fucking crazy girl…and here she is in a bra at an event.

Here is a throwback of her doing what she does best – being slutty!

I don’t find her hot.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Pamela Anderson’s Tits of the Day

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When looking at Pamela Anderson’s face you know that she’s a beat up old tire of a woman that has seen everything from hepatitis, to a porn career, to who the fuck cares….

But remember one very important thing…and that is that her most recent set of tits are like jailbait…probably under 16 years old…

And sure the vessel that they are delivered on, and the nipples attached to them…are terrifying in and of themselves…

The plastic jacked up inside her, that shit’s still got that new car smell.

I guess what it comes down to is that I don’t know what to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s beat Hepatitis…it’s like there’s no point to try to make fun of this legend still showing off cleavage.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Uncategorized

2018

18

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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When I look at Elizabeth Hurley trying to promote her bikini like at 50…I think to myself…damn most 50 year olds don’t look like this…

But then I remember that the only reason I know who Elizabeth Hurley is, is because she looked good enough to be a sex worker to celebrities back when the #METOO movement was more under the radar and no one thought the unknown “model” (a job that instagram has taught us, anyone can have)…..was fucking the famous celebrity for any reason beyond trying to get herself famous…It was one of those KNOWN and understood things.

Now people need to make a big deal about it…

But I guess they don’t know that girls who look like Liz Hurley, you know the kind of girl you want to actually fuck, will not be dating some broke ass loser who can’t make their life better….

She dates money…like Liz Hurley…so #MeToo or not…most people are sex workers.

Here she is clothed at The Shangri-la in Paris’

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

18

Jan

RIP to Amber Rose’s Titties of the Day

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I generally avoid Amber Rose and all her slut empowerment, with her Slut Walks, because she was a stripper who dated Kanye, got famous, and now is hated by the Kim Kardashian, or at least used in her storyline to generate some interest with people…like some kind of WWE wrestling bullshit that bored Americans buy into….because their lives are pathetic…

But she got a breast reduction and the fact that is news, or that I know this, when I don’t even follow her on social media, is just further evidence that the world is the worst…

Who the fuck cares about who chops off their weird sexualized tits, to have them rebuilt into something new and exciting with some anchor scars like she’s Ariel Winter…

If anything, we should have funerals for this shit, but the mentally disordered Amber Rose is on some quest to intellectualize what she does and generate some buzz around who she is…and chopping off the tits is I guess all part of that de-sexualization of herself…who knows or cares…whatever…

Or maybe they are just too damn big and getting the damn way

Either way – Good Bye Our Friend we Never Met or Cared to Meet But Would have Liked to Have Bought a Lap Dance Off You When You Stripped for the Story…

Hopefully she keeps the BUSH

Posted in:Amber Rose

2018

18

Jan

Drunk Woman Pisses in Front of Cops and Other Videos of the Day

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Off Duty Cop at the Gas Station Robbery

3 Dumb Girls Start a Fire in Melbourne – ON VIDEO

Punishment for Being Late

Sexy Miami Pussy of 1936

Girl Does MCdonalds Backflip

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most interesting thing about the #metoo movement…is that girls, lots of girls…are still willingly sucking dick, or willing to suck dick to get famous…or even remotely famous…or even closer to becoming remotely famous…

Not all women who complain represent all women….

So let’s focus on the girls willing to suck dick to get ahead, even if they polarize it in weird ways…like “I like him because he’s a sweet hard working multi billionaire with a yacht and direct line to hollywood”….or “I didn’t even know he was rich and made movies when we first fell in love”….

Instead of the whiners, all unappreciative, and really just FAT SHAMING people like Weinstein because they know if he wasn’t who he was, they’d never let him jerk off for them, but if he was GOOD LOOKING, well then that’d be consentual…

Imagine if Weinstein was a handsome man, the world wouldn’t be slaughtering the poor rich bastard….

But because he looks like a monster, he is a monster…

FAT SHAMERS>..

THE WORLD is crazy here are some stepLINKS…

Some Brand is Selling a Necklace that Looks like a NOOSE and I love It
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Dylan Farrow VS WOody Allen
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Margot Robbie is DOG SHIT
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California Homelessness is Next Level
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Men’s Rights Activist Deletes all Women from Star Wars
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Fishermen Get Run OVer by Yacht
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Watching a Piston Get Laser Engraved
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Bear Stuck in a Bear
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Millie Bobby Brown – SHE NOT THAT INNOCENT
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