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2017

20

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Latina Ass in Leggings of the Day

Demi Lovato’s thickness doesn’t offend me, I think it’s kinda hot, and I’ve never been a Demi Lovato fan or pervert creep creeping on her in the history of my pervert crreeping, I just always thought she was a bottom feeder built like a bulldog, who had to be a lesbian based on her structural build alone, and who turned out to be a bi-sexual bi polar – product of child exploitation from her family….and look at her now…out in the fitness gear…looking like she’s got that fat booty on….and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that if you know how to use it…and don’t have to listen to her bullshit attempt to be inclusive to all women…when really she’s out there trying to be an instagram whore…

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2017

20

Dec

Paris Jackson Panty of the Day

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Paris Jackson is in some panties…or apparently this is Paris Jackson, I have no idea whether she’s Paris Jackson or not, and I guess either does she because she doesn’t want to take the DNA test that reminds her and the rest of the world that she’s not MJs legit kid, but rather some mooch living off his empire because he was weird and “adopted” her, hoping she was a little boy….but instead ending up with some girl putting her weird self out there in boy shorts…

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2017

20

Dec

Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit…

I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright…

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2017

20

Dec

Irina Shayk Titty Cowboy for Love Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful, soulless, opportunistic, hollywood wife straight from Russia…

The Russians have come a long way from making bootleg VHS tapes of American TV contraband that they passed around amongst themselves….you know when they’d have riots for American music, like when Michael Jackson played for them….or they’d fucking kill for a pair of Levis jeans….and now…they are billionaires, or fucking billionaires, no longer seductive spies, but just as manipulative and tactical, using it to get fucked by pop culture, since Brad Cooper and Ronaldo are pop culture and making a life of that…for yourself because you’re hot Russian bride…

This is for Love Magazine, I hate promoting their shit, they don’t promote me, and it’s not that good, but it’s Irina Shayk fetish is stronger than my hate for this clickbait….

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2017

20

Dec

Katy Perry in Renaissance Fetish Gear of the Day

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I guess Katy Perry was out to prove that no matter what era she channels, in costume or whatever, she’s still bunk as fuck, bootleg, unattractive, as shit….

No matter how hard she tries, and she is fucking trying…she’s still very difficult to jerk off to…and really fucking terrible to listen to, probably one of the worst

Yet she’s rich, people suck up to her and bitch has no idea…I hate everything about this monster…

She’s a shit fetish, even grosser than a german one.

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2017

20

Dec

Santa Claus Gets Punched in the Face and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Knife Fight

A Retrospective on the Male String Bikini

Kangaroo Punches Kid in Face

Crackhead and her Dead Owl

Cat Stuck in a Can Gets Raped by Other Cat

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2017

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night, I dreamt about my computer getting stolen by a hooker in a third world country….and not about having sex with the hooker in a third world country…but rather me running after the people the hooker gave my computer to…officially too old to even dream about fucking…while also being the guy who talks about his fucking dreams like they fucking matter…in a world where most people find listening to people talk about their dreams a fate worse then death….fuck the death sentence, just lock killers in a room listening to people describe their dreams…24 hour programming of that shit a day…it is the worst, but this is a blog, my journal, and you’re the creepy voyeur accidentally reading this while looking for tits…

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Juicy Booty of the Day
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Elle Fanning in Some Non Period Friendly Outfit
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Nude Willis Sisters Brewing
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Abandoned Mall Turned into Winter Wonderland
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Tesla Model X vs Toyota Land Cruiser
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12,000 Dominos
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Celebs do Christmas Too – Despite Being Demons
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2017

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw two horny geriatric aged people in the park making out….like teenagers…the guy was behind the woman, who looked like her ass was falling off of her in her old lady leggings..and dude kept smacking it like he was trying to bring it back to life…it was weird..but hot as weird as when he went for the pussy…

But I guess it was inspiring, reminding us all that you’re never too old to grab her by the pussy….

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Celebs Decorating for Christmas
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Old Lady Gaga is Doing a Vegas Residency / Drag Show
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Some Playboy TV Chick Doing some Christmas Erotica
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Kate Upton Plays Slutty Tennis
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Fireman Saves a Man – Saving his Dog on Ice
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The Champagne of Rollies!
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Braless babe of the Day
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Selena Gomez’s Mom Hates Bieber.
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Everyone Is Excited Kournikova Made a baby.
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Hit and Run Driver Gets Arrested
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Polar Bear Finds Spy Cam
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Oceans 8 – The Vagina Years – Trailer
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Marisa Papen – Naked in Venice beach
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NBC is Bringing Back The Office – Because Why Do Original Content
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Jessica Moor in a Bikini
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Dog Hates the Middle Finger
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Farrah Abraham is a Good Mom
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Expert Ping Pong Player
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Jessica Alba and Oliva Munn are Best Friends
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Throwback Brooke Burke Nude Shoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like a Crazy Person
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Madison Beer Hiding the Tits
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Charlotte McKinney on a Scooter – Hiding Tits
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Mila KUnis Eats Gelato
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Throwback Tuesday – Tila Tequila Sex Tape
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Lesbians Being Watched
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Naked Suicide Girl of the Day
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Japenese Squirt Challenge of the DAy
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Naked Porn Chick Named Alexis Ford
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Pornstar Georgie Lyall in some Star Wars Parody
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Naked Girl Drinking Her Juice
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Hitachi Wand on a Cam Girl
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Masturbation of the Day
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2017

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne does not exist, I mean besides to her drug dealer who is pumping her full of what I assume is Heroin or MDMA, raver shit for the broken heart…

But she does have a lot of fucking followers, is getting a lot of work, is making money – like she was still on a Disney Show…and she almost matters thanks to social media…

So to celebrate that, girl’s gotta post a damn panty shot…it’s how she knows she’s alive.

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2017

19

Dec

Tove Lo is Naked and Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Tove Lo. She sings one popular song…she is Swedish and she likes showing her tits, usually while performing…like some kind of pervert flasher…but a woman…so it’s not rape.

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…because this isn’t some life changing content – but you will have seen her tits…

And really, they are tits you’ve probably already seen before because she’s that kind of performer…one who understands what the fans want to see….and that is a good thing that the performers who aren’t showing there tits should learn to do….but in this era of tits everywhere, there are very few of them really who aren’t showing tit – since everyone shows their tits – so much tit – I don’t know what to do with all the tits…I already started a website for the tits and I can’t keep up with the tits…but TITS.

I don’t know what this promo is for, but it’s a good way to get people to notice you…not that they’ll remember you, and if you pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if people still jerk off to tits…IT IS A GOOD STRATEGY.

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