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2017

07

Sep

Danica Patrick Yoga Pose of the Day

I don’t watch Nascar but I assume all you white trash perverts looking at tits do….so you know who Danica Patrick is…

I just know she’s a girl who I guess was a good enough driver to get sponsored in the “man’s sport”…you know some feminist shit that I am assuming was a huge deal but who really cares it’s driving a car…not fucking boxing…or wrestling…some chicks can drive…it’s isn’t really man specific so her competing against men shouldn’t an issue…but it makes for a good personality to “sponsor”…draw attention…throw some pussy into the mix…give guys something to talk about…assuming they aren’t too half retarded to converse…you know being inbred and all..

Well, shes’ doing YOGA in her underwear and it’s hot enough for me to post…keep up the good work cart racer…

Here’s some beach life…yacht life….rich girl life…

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2017

07

Sep

Rita Ora Bra Flash of the Day

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Do you remember high school? I barely do. Blocked that shit out years ago. Or maybe I just have a terrible memory…but I do remember a constant thread that started in high school…getting girls to flash me was always a challenge…I would ask countless girls countless times to show me their bra…at dances, on lunch break, all the time…because a bra was considered underwear and seeing a girl in a bra was hot, porno even, it was a simpler time…and these women, even when you’d pull out the “it’s like a bikini top”…just wouldn’t do it…I mean obviously some would sometimes…but as a general rule…it took real work, manipulation and effort…

Now…every bitch is posting their underwear in a “look at me I’m in my underwear” hustle…sure Rita Ora is a shameless fame whore paid by the underwear brand….but…she’s also like so many other girls just showing their bras becuase it’s just like a bikini top…what’s the big deal….

Well the big deal is that it takes the challenge out of it, the fun out of it, and makes the whole experience boring…kids these days so spoiled, everything just handed to them like the tits…the porn…the sex…no work ethic.

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2017

07

Sep

Drunk Midget and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Lady Fighting – Loses her Clothes

These Low Lives Robbed and Killed a 60 Year Old Dude in Philly

Motorbike VS Traffic Pylons

Truck Crash at the Weigh Station

Women Following a DUI – Stop it by Slamming on the Breaks and Causing Accident

Cop Gets Run Over – Walks it Off

Woman Catches Husband Cheating – Her family Shame them

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was watching a homeless guy looking at real estate listings….I found it inspiring, you know even though he was a degenerate loser drunk, he still believed in a dream…unless he was just scrubby dot com billionaire, or just a crazy person staring at a wall that happened to have real estate listings…but either way…inspiring…

More inspiring, was getting lost in the vortex compiling my SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS and coming across a very hot cam girl insert a large sized tail butt plug slowly…it was a struggle, she was young and tight…but she powered through because no FEAT is too big if you just believe in yourself….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning.

Russian Model in a Bathrobe in a Car Accident Video…
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Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Holding Hands – Making it Official
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Twerking for a Chimpanzee
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George Clooney has Quit Acting
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Fat Bam Margera is Back
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Jennifer Lawrence Braless
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Naked Kim K and her Newest Pregnancy inside another Woman
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Buy Yourself a 2 Million Dollar Wu Tang ALbum
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2017

06

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a group of hitchhiking girls earlier today, just on the side of the road hitchhiking in the middle of the city and I thought “If only they weren’t fat, I would totally steal a car and go on an adventure with them”…but since they were fat…I had no interest in writing our own movie because I guess fat girls ruin everything…or maybe just my willingness to break laws and experience excitement…my soul sucked out of me like I was the soft serve ice cream machine at the all you can eat buffet said fat chicks were at before the hitchhike, you know where they spent all their taxi money on donuts…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sarah Hyland Workout SLut
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Other Sites Call her Rat Cow – This is a Trend I hope Picks Up and Goes Viral Knowing I Started It
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Tiffany Trump *the troll one* Begs to Get into Parties
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Dude Almost Dies Staring at a Chick
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Slip and Slide off a 500 Foot Cliff….
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Vintage Lohan Pussy Flashes
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The Actor Playing Freddie Mercury – Looks Pretty Gay
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Farting Weather Man
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New Joaquin Phoenix Thriller Trailer…
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Carey Mulligan Thinks She Sucks
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There is Going to be a HUrricane Harvey Telethon
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Paris Jackson’s Tattooed Tits
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Crazy “IT” Prank in Brazil
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Michelle Pfeiffer Dress
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Mr Robot Season 3 Official
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Museum of our Childhood…
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Bat in the Kitchen Video
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Kristen Stewart Lame Modeling
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Bella Hadid – Panty Flash
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Courtney Love Erotica
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Kim K Naked
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Compilation of Peacock Spiders
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Steph Seymour Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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A Group of Girls Flashing their Tits
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Some Emilia Clarke Bitch Nude in Game of Thrones
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Hot Greek Slut WIth Huge Tits
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Cute Girl Spread Legs
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Porn Chick Spread Pussy
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Hot Chick in Panties
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Big Dick Homless Man
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Girl Banging a Table
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Slutty Selfies!
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Dildo Ass
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ABCs of Ladyboys
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Drugs and Porn Don’t Mix
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Chick Dressed like a Slutty Nun
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AMateur Tit
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2017

06

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Literally Showing her Literal Nipple Literally of the Day

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Bella Thorne is literally really fucking tedious…but she’s literally showing some nipple because that’s the style and girls like showing their nipples especially when they’ve decorated their nipples with metal objects so that their nipples can be found and so that dudes don’t think the nipples were removed during the boob job…

She seems pretty uninteresting, uneventful, just a pawn in someone game…that may be her own empire she’s building, or maybe she’s just out to prove how basic and simple it is to get noticed….

But ultimately, she’s a “relevant” half retard chick showing her nipples and you know what…that’s all I can really ask of a girl…with or without a tranny face.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Selena Gomez Sexy of the Day

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Selena Gomez is In Style magazine….thrown in the pool and not drowned like the little demon that she is…so she can continue her manipulation of the media…forcing the world into thinking she’s important or relevant…because that’s what she’s been doing her entire life, she’s so trained at this shit, from the guys she dates, to the friends she hangs with, to her “rehab stints”, to her pushing her dying of LUPUS…she just doesn’t fucking stop..

I don’t really know or care what phase in her figuring out her identity, her angle, her hustle is…I just know that she fucks big black Canadian cock, she lets Canadian feminist trash film her music videos, and whatever it is she’s into…it’s money grubbing….because she’s a money grubber…getting paid…all chipmunk faced and annoying…

She’s boring…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Elle Fanning Bra Top of the Day

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Elle Fanning is boring, but at least she’s in a bikini top, or bra top, or whatever top this is that shows off her little skinny body…a body that her parents created and properly executed as the backup…the stand in…the “shadow”…the “understudy” to her sister who was exploited so hard they knew she’d go off the fucking rails eventually, but the family ego needed to perpetuate the empire they built…so they created this one…

Less creepy, cuter, loved by the fashion industry and hollywood, she’s got that legit career, while her sister is still seen as that annoying child star who creeped all us motherfuckers out…

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

Funny cute chicks don’t appeal to me…but clearly they appeal to someone…

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Poppy Delevingne Nipple of the Day

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Poppy Delevingne is Cara’s sister who I think was a more famous model and who invited Cara into her inner modeling world before Cara took it the fuck over with her winning / edgy / lesbian personality….eventually getting into movies and being seen as a legit celeb…while leaving POPPY back home to fend for herself in her modeling, to leverage off her sister’s fame, and to go to red carpet events in sheer dresses, nipple out, so people notice her and so that she still matters…weird.

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