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2017

28

Apr

Hilary Duff in Bed Erotica of the Day

Hilary Duff is a magical creature sent from the past to instagram – where she has been trying to figure out hot to produce selfie porn – as she’s an old mom now and when she was a kid the selfie porn was shot on producer’s point and shoot cameras and not shared with the world – but would have been if it was decided by the team that it sold more records, movie tickets, TV shows, brand deals…etc…you see because she was robbed of her childhood by her own parents – she understands the importance of whoring.

To See Every Pic of Hilary Duff Looking Hot in Recent Years CLICK HERE

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2017

28

Apr

Katy Perry Promo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

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Katy Perry is in some super produced photoshoot to promote her bullshit new song that will need to bullshit radio play and lots of bullshit money to remind her that she’s made the right deal with the devil – and her scam is not even a scam but some higher level calling for her to push nonsense onto people…

And she did it in a bathing suit…a one piece that would be more interesting if it was a spread ass pic…because spread ass pics make all pics more interesting..

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2017

28

Apr

Selena Gomez ERotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez…posted some wet looking pics…I wonder if it is night sweats from self destructing from LUPUS or her boyfriends massive, high testosterone load..or maybe she’s just high as fuck on some “fresh out of rehab and ready to party” kick…

Not such a fascinating personality, but I’d like to see how she fucks.

TO See HER at some Event CLICK HERE

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2017

28

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Dress of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is on the she fucks a pro athlete who is known for having herpes – that Jessica Alba, I thought Paris Hilton, but she sticks to whites, the whole WASP racist thing, you know…but Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Madonna and so many more of these woman…that J.LO might as well just put her mouth directly on their cunts….but then again they are hollywood and everyone fucks everyone – those HARLOTS and SINNERS..with all their money…

HERPES MACHINE IS COVERED in panties though….classy 50 year old…of the day

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2017

28

Apr

Deli Lovato Butt Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato is on some LOOK at me kick. Her long term boyfriend must be over her and she’s mad about it – so she’s shaped up and is posting look at pics of me where you have to deal with knowing you can’t get with it anymore…

To which he says “I am fez from that 70s show and I was fucking you when you were fat to distract you from all the hot chicks I was fucking behind your back when you were on tour, but good job on the getting fit and posting erotica, it kind of takes away credibility from you body positive stance you had when you were dating me and fat….maybe you coulda done the fit slut thing when we were fucking so I didn’t have to deal with that belly…”….at least that’s what I’d say…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Martha Hunt Fitness for Money of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a slut. If she wasn’t why else would she be getting half naked to self promote shameless and in most cases get paid for it…which I guess means she’s a whore…and whore getting paid and celebrated by the CAPITALIST MEDIA. A conduit used to SELL product to other aspiring sluts and whores, thinking if they buy the made in CHINA bullshit that will likely give them a yeast infection, they can look just as good as this 5 Foot 10, sleeps with rich guys, pile of good old MODEL shit…

Promo model garbage – but at least she’s friends with TAYLOR swift though…

TO See HER at some Event CLICK HERE

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2017

28

Apr

Sera Mann Naked for Playboy US of the DAy

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Sera Mann is a model – apparently, she’s got 14k followers which means she’s a nobody in terms of Instagram. Everyone and your fucking granny has more followers than that and she doesn’t even post pics of her freshly shaved asshole, she’s just been on since the early days and amassed that audience…while this one…gets fucking naked…

She is in Playboy US’ new post nude chicks again….there’s no labia to be classy…there is no celebrity to be the people who find the talent and make the stars like they once did…on an attempt to revive the past when really there’s no hope because all these girls are whoring themselves out without Playboy but they keep trying….

I guess nudity in Playboy, despite Playboy being irrelevant should be celebrated because it’s back even though it is something that should have never been removed but people are retards and chase that PAPER money…thinking it’d get them more readers while the world is posting nudes all day – real clever guys.

BORING pics

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2017

28

Apr

Victoria Justice Blue Hair Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande, because Arianna Grande was her co-star on her show, that was called Victorialicious or some shit, after her, the title character…who is doing weird hipster photos to be edgy and fashionable, while Grande is out there getting fucking paid bro…

Either way, the less successful one who was once the egotistical one, with a little humbling – makes for the more interesting child star turned adult shameless self promoter worth paying attention to – not because she’s more likely to die of a drug overdose, and she is, but because she’ll get more and more aggressive in her slutting as all other tactics and castings fail…YAY.

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2017

28

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the DAy

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Kate Beckinsale posted a picture of her cat…as a “here’s my pussy joke”…that isn’t actually a joke, the cat is actually crawling out of her pussy, you can tell by her leg in the pic that it’s in her crotch, and that they are doing a fantasy birth…it keeps her entertained since Vampires never sleep and have a lot of time on their hands…because clearly – based on her sex appeal at 50 – she’s a vampire…

RIGHT…right…RIGHT…

If I had a dollar for every pussy pic that a girl sent that was actually a cat – I’d have enough money to pay for sex and not need pussy pics from typical, obvious, half retarded girls who make the same cliche jokes…fuckers.

TO SEE Kate Beckinsale Legs in Fuck Me Boots CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

28

Apr