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Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day

Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day

Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day

2015

Aug

Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna impersonator has managed to take her big tits to the cover of Glamour UK, because when you try to copy Rihanna so aggressively that you become a name of your own, and when you date a guy who is famous enough to date Taylor Swift, despite being a DJ, proving yet again that DJs have the best scam going, and when you move to America from the UK with work visa in hand so that you can appear to be making moves…

Your hometown fashion magazines will give you the cover, because they need hits, Rita Ora’s famous enough for hits, just not the music kind, espcially if topless and showing off them tits…and it makes sense..even if you look a little too much like Kelly Osbourne..for anyone’s liking…

Here’s a sample of some of the pics..

TO SEE PICS OF HER BIG TITS CLICK HERE

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2015

Aug

Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing…

Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career…

But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves..

I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2015

Aug

Famous Period of the Day

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So MIA’s drummer and I guess feminist, not feminist enough to have hairy armpits who poses naked on the internet because it is empowering….ran a marathon without a tampon in as a statement for third world countries where women don’t have access to tampons and other feminine products…in what girls I”ve sent the picture to have considered disgusting…and that one dude I know who has a period fetish has jerked off to at least twice…

The only fetish I have when it comes to periods is when girls I fuck without condoms get their periods…I don’t like babies..

I am the kind of guy who turns down sex before it happens on the regular, girls are slutty, what do you want from me, but when I’m in too deep to escape and the girl I am about to have sex with has her period, I always go for it because YOLO, but that doesn’t mean I love looking like a murder victim
when I’m done, it just means…I don’t believe in road blocks…and just commit…

All this to say, this is messy activism…and she can forever be the woman who has period stains on her pants for a purpose and not just because her period came a day early and she’s on a boat trip without tampons…

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2015

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Body Turns 18 of the Day

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I am a Kylie Jenenr fan, and not because she’s turning 18 today- partying next weekend in Montreal, where I live, and I’m here hoping she’s gonna film a sex tape for me to sell and make millions with, because I’ve been so good to the family over the years, by calling them disgusting pigs and similar things to an audience of 3.

I am a Kylie Jenner fan because she’s amazing, and she’s got the most ridiculous body …and face…she’s 17 and built like a 40 year old mom, whether it is Make-Up or surgery, she’s her father’s daughter…right….

I don’t follow her on snapchat, but I see that shit on the internet and it makes me laugh, I just assume she’s the youngest in a family of shit, that everyone talks about and that are the most famous people in Hollywood, because they have the Truman show effect, and people feel like they are flies on the wall…and I figure that in and of itself is both annoying an amazing, and that she’s got some serious psychological issues that will never be fixed, making her broken as fuck…

Here’s a anchorman’s opinion on the Kardashians…

Here’s some pics of her ass for her birthday- get ready for the nudes – I am…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

Aug

Christina Milian is Interesting of the Day

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Christina Milian was out hosting pool parties or whatever in Vegas, like a good mom should do on weekends, instead of hanging out with your kid and maybe going on cultural field trips with them, because the kid was just a mechanism to secure child support payment, and cannot get in the way of her raging in a bikini, for the release of her struggle of a life being rich as fuck, because stressing about not being respected or loved while seeing Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, living out the life she paved the way for them, knowing she’s just old now…

But not too old to show off her mom titties…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Guide to LA for i-D of the Day

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Some hipster / fashion / bullshit magazine put out the worst video ever, because they aren’t actually hipster or cool, but rather funded by some bigger publisher, creating nonsense for clicks, that advertisers appreciate, like this day in the life of Bella Hadid, who in the event you don’t care, and you sure as hell shouldn’t care, is some LA rich kid, with a famous sister named Gigi, and a dad who fucks models with his money, and a mom who fucks David Foster…and who put her babies into modeling, because it’s LA and all these assholes are vapid, superficial cunts…maybe that should have been the premise of this Guide to LA video, maybe it shoulda been “we’re so rich, we don’t work because we’re so rich, and sometimes people take pics of us, because my mom loves attention and so do we, we’re trying to be the net kardashians…”…fucking idiots..

But she’s got tits and is in a one-piece…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2015

Aug

Lori Loughlin from Full House Showing Her Bra of the Day

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Lori Loughlin was the hot aunt on Full House, a show we were forced to watch in the early 90s, thanks to not having access to as many channels as we have now, making this poorly written pile of shit show a success, that people are all emotionally attached to now, due to Nostalgia…even though it was actually shoved down our throats thanks to ABC…

Well, there’s been some buzz about the show coming back, not because Perez Hilton is paying Danny Tanner in a Toronto Production of Full House, thanks to him being a celebrity blogger, to get himself rich and famous, so that he can focus on his acting career he always wanted but was too ugly to have…and not because the Olsen Twins, who benefitted most from the show have come forward about Uncle Jesse and Bob Saget finger banging them while changing their diapers…but because they are doing a reunion show…

So the hot aunt, has no choice but to take advantage of the new interest in her, as her career never really got bigger or better than Full House…and she’d doing it by showing off her bra, that is only visible with flash, when it should be a sex tape, with the Olsen twins, or maybe Kimmy Gibbler, becauase Kimmy Gibbler was disgusting, almost unhuman looking…which would explain why she’s done so well being Lindsay Lohan…

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I’m glad you’re not reading it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lori Loughlin|SFW

2015

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bachelorette Party of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married, because I guess she’s found some rich Jewish man to support her, and love her and make her babies, despite her being tainted by Leonardo diseases, assuming he even fucked her, according to a lot of people I’ve met who know him, he’s more of a homo, but a lot of these actors are just egos who fuck anything that fuel their egos, because they are so into themselves, there is no sexuality, just masturbation…using props…it’s just a weird situation…

Jewish girls, like Jewish guys and Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls to have Jewish kids, and the rich ones, like the hot Jewish girls, so they don’t have to end up with trolls….so the husband can brag to their friends as being the girl not quite good enough for Leonardo, who traded her in, even though she probably has another story, but who in Israel is one of the biggest stars, so it’s status…

Here’s her tame, boring even, great bikini pic for an old lady about to get married…bachelorette party….

Not that anyone cares about about Bar anymore…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

Aug

The Wendy Williams Falling Off Stage Video of the Day

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I don’t really know what Wendy Williams is, but I know she had some talk show at one point in time, that may even be on TV….is probably on the Radio…and that she looks like a he…

This is a video of her and her big bold on tits falling off stage, and it made me laugh…not as much as when I laughed at her crying about her COKE ADDICTION and/or her BREAST FEEDING ….

I am not laughing at this video because she looks like a he…I am all for transgendered people…whether they pretend they are moms or not…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…

I am laughing…because she deserves to fall…

Posted in:SFW|Wendy WIlliams

2015

Aug

Taylor Swift Model Walks with Fettywap of the Day

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There was a time, when rap and punk rock were a little anti-establishment. They rappers were pretty pumped on making money being anti-establishment, while really being part of the establishment, possibly funded by the establishment, and hired like a casting call by the establishment, to make stupid fucking money within the establishment…

But there was never any real crossover of genres…You would never see some hood rapper with a pop tart, under any and all circumstances, shit was kept separate…

But thanks to the internet, the idea of only being into one kind of music doesn’t exist, either does the idea of pop music, because everything is pop, or wants to be pop, and every one collaborates with everyone, becauase it makes for a good selfie, instead of there being underground, interesting things going on, everything is a fucking Taylor Swift music video…making her the leader of a generation, a terrifying thought…

And here she is with some dude who sings about “Trap Queens”…doing a model walk…shit makes no sense to me…but the youth have no idea, and everyone has become one massive, horrible high school class, who hang out together, and gossip about the popular girls together, where this girl is the popular one…

Everything is mainstream commercialized shit…and it’s the worst…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift