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2019

06

May

Iggy Azalea Anna Nicole Smith But Not Far Enough of the Day

Iggy Aazlea is so beat, here she is in some weird Anna Nicole Smith Fetish gear, if only she went that one step further and killed herself in HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA …at the Hard Rock Casino…you know to really commit to this storyline / photoshoot…..instead of mocking our god Anna Nicole and all the amazingness she did before the drug addiction took over….maybe she should be emulating her like a copycat she is…because in case you didn’t know everything about IGGY AZALEA…even her ass is some mooch, purchased, stolen, ripped off, scam…..there is zero original to anything that she does, and more importantly…there is zero interesting about her….even when she’s out there whoring for attention looking like some muppet that’s been shit on or used to wipe your drunken ass with after some diarrhea and left in the corner forgotten…only to resurface when you’re cleaning your room all smelling like shit and probably better off thrown in the trash…if you know what I mean…

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2019

02

May

Ashanti Almost Nipple of the Day

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Did Ashanti sing the song “Put it on me”?

Why do I remember that?

I don’t ever remember listening to it, or thinking she was hot yet here I am a decade or more later posting pics of her tits on her bikini with that song in my head…all because these record companies hired the best scientists to figure out what sounds program us…even sounds we don’t actually hear…pushing messages into our minds…telling us what to buy….there are reasons…there have to be reasons why songs hit the top 10 chart…why I know Lady Gaga and Katy Perry lyrics without actively listening to them….

But I guess the tits make for a good distraction from the evil media…but barely a good distraction cuz her old face…is looking old faced….

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2019

24

Apr

Christine McGuinness Big Titty Yoga of the Day

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Christie McGuinness knows how to do yoga…

I am not sure if she’e Charlotte McKinney’s sister, but they do share the shame initials…DD…

Get it.

Cuz they have big tits.

I am going to kill myself now.

Bye.

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2019

22

Apr

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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Big news….Kardashian wannabe so hard she started dating the baby daddy of one of the Kardashians…..Sofia Richie….sister of Nicole…actual daughter of Lionel…is a victim of the instagram machine..

We’ve known that she’s altered her face with injections, but everyone is doing that. Go to the grocery store in any semi-major city and you’ll see half the women with face injections.

It’s not just an LA thing, and this one is in LA…it’s actually not even that expensive…so like lipstick..it’s normal and common practice…pretty silly and unnecessary, but dudes buy blow up dolls and fuck blow up dolls so turning yourself into one…may work in your building of your self esteem and really accepting yourself for who you are…

Anyway, LA does have it worse than the rest of the world, the women are real victims of this because they think they need to look a certain way, especially with all that social media pressure….especially this under 25 group.

They are getting LIPO when they aren’t even fat to have more of a waist and a seemingly fatter ass.

That is nuts…

They are getting asses even when they have a fat ass to have more of a fat ass…cuz it looks better in pics..

I’m all for whores being whores who reduce themselves to their looks…and realizing they have nothing more to offer.

But it’s weird…..

So here’s Sofia Richie, basically someone who is going to inherit over 100,000,000 dollars from her dad…doing her best, by getting fake asses instead of doing something good for the world…selfish, self involved, disgusting humans…but usually celeb kids end in suicide or drug overdoses…so I guess in her dad’s eyes she’s doing good cuz she’s not that adopted troll Nicole.

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2019

19

Apr

Slutty Sammi Hanratty of the Day

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What a weird looking creature..

Is it hot, or is it a cartoon, or is it a freak…it’s one of those girls you’re unsure on…

It’s not obvious, until your erection reminds you that you’ll fuck anything…

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2019

16

Apr

Kelly Brook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest…

But she is pretty naked, I guess she figures the last 4 or 5 years since her ABORTION – and Moving to LA…hasn’t been as lucrative as it could have been, so she’s going back to her roots.

Speaking of her abortion that she marketed as a miscarriage – to be accessible and not alienate her PRO LIFE fans….which is a weird concept cuz if you’re pro life – why you looking at TITS – god will be mad at you – cuz pro life means you believe in life that has a higher purpose than that of the mother who should have the right to decide if she wants to shit out some lecherous thing growing inside of her before it’s too late and she has to murder it like Casey Anthony….

Point being…she’s menopausal anyway…we don’t need to worry about her glory days as she tries to channel her glory days with her titties out.

FUN STUFF.

Where’s the clits at?

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2019

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.

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2019

11

Apr

Farrah Abraham Ass Injection Marks of the Day

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The one thing I will say about Farrah Abraham, is that like a Rapist, she’s clearly got a passion, only unlike a rapist, her passion isn’t in non-consent sex, but it is in going hard at the plastic surgery clinic to make a muppet out of herself….both her ass, and her face are a fucking disaster but in a good way, almost a parody of what all the girls are doing…a novelty – like her sex tape…why fake a real sex tape leak, just go directly to pornstar James Deen to make it happen. Go Deep.

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2019

08

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel still in her bikini…she’s a mom of two…has been pregnant for a long time, like 4 years…because Africans have a longer gestation period than Americans…that’s not racism, she’s white, you fucks…racism is what she probably is thanks to being white….from Africa…with her first hand involvement of the white oppressing the blacks by making slaves out of them….

She must work out…

A body like this on a mom of two who has been pregnant for the last 40 months…makes zero sense to a regular guy like me who knows women who still haven’t lost their baby weight and their kids are in their 40s….

She’s obviously still hot, despite being a mom….rare for sure but it happened…

She has been one of the most boring VS models of all time…who has only worked with Victoria’s Secret, has had no scandals or excitement and who is now out there navigating her next move while moving into her 30s…with an amazing ass for a skinny girl…

It isn’t magical….but it’s better than not staring at a thong ass on a half nude model…and that’s what it’s all about.

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2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…

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