2009
14
Aug
Here’s some Mexican slut popster slut named Paulina Rubio hosing herself down in her bikini because Mexican women are dirty little ditch pigs, at least my mother was, and because of that assume so are all other Mexican women….and that’s all I have to say about that…..
Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Rubio
2009
14
Aug
Sienna Miller was one of these actor bitches I wanted to fuck because she looked like she was laid back and knew what she was doing, but as time has gone on, she’s become the kind of girl who may have a little too much experience for me to want to go down on her and I can only assume the salt water is burning her broken down cooch like she was Naomi Campbell or some shit…..
What I am saying is that she’s a whore.
Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller
2009
13
Aug
I have some insider Israeli spies who read my site and constantly send me Bar Rafaeli gossip that I never bother posting because I don’t care all that much about her day to day life and I barely even care about her bikini body, it doesn’t change my miserable life in anyway, other than by reminding me that my wife doesn’t look like this, but does look like this, but instead looks like one of Bar Rafaeli’s tits if it weighed 250 lbs and had an broken down face that never shut the fuck up….but that’s not the point.
The point is that last week, Bar Rafaeli left a hotel called the Carlton at 6 am totally messed the fuck up in a party dress and she was either up all night railin’ coke, or railin’ cock or both. At another party, she was seen in the bathroom doing coke while a woman was washing her baby in the sink which I know sounds weird, but the paparazzi don’t bother going to Israel as she’s really the only famous person there and I guess that kind of behavior is what all models do anyway.
That’s all the gossip I have on her and here are some behind the scenes SI pictures some editor posted on twitter.
Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Bikini
2009
13
Aug
Pixie Lott is some up and coming 18 year old girl from the UK who is trying to make it in the US as a singer. I guess she’s doing it in baby steps because she’s not quite ready to take the plunge, proven by these staged bikini pictures where she’s not wearing a bikini. It’s like phase one of the sex tape. First you get to the beach in a little dress and take her shoes off, next thing you know she’s in a bikini, then topless, then suckin’ dick in a hotel room on camera with some asshole ready to exploit them.
Posted in:Bikini|Pixie Lott
2009
12
Aug
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Karen Mulder and her old wringled, moldy, rotting flesh, stagnant swamp, expired milk slowly turning into yogurt, pussy in a motherfucking bikini top and I don’t fucking care. Maybe you do…
The only exciting thing in all this is that she’s rockin out with that mutant lookin’ French Actress Lou Doillon and she was hanging with Kate Moss topless , making all me think St Tropez is a really friendly place where everyone can be friends, but after writing that out I realize how that’s not exciting at all….
Posted in:Bikini|Karen Mulder
2009
12
Aug
Naomi Campbell was out on a boat with her Russian billionaire real estate entrepreneur/russian mobster, who she is either married to or engaged to because crazy high maintenance cunts like billionaires and russians are the only kind of sadist motherfuckers who can handle crazy high maintenance cunts.
At least that’s what my homie Vladimir used to tell me everytime he got caught up with a crazy escort, because apparently no matter how insane the bitch got, he said they had nothing on the girl’s back home, then he’d beat the fuck out of them.
Not that it matters, what does matter is that Naomi Campbell is hosing down her stinky cunt and I’m not just saying that to be racist, because I love black pussy and dream about it at night, I am saying it because why else would a bitch be hosing down her cunt. I guess maybe it’s to get the salt water out of the shit cuz it’s making the herpes scabs burn, but I prefer thinking she chronically smells like rotting seafood because stinky pussy makes me feel alive, or at least keeps me awake everytime I go down on a bitch, so that I don’t fall asleep in her pussy like some kind of asshole.
Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell|Russian
2009
11
Aug
Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS, a pregnant chick with tattoos on her uterus and some kids to keep the whole thing wholesome.
I love models, especially when they retire, because you know that at 40 they’ve done their part in giving girls complexes and made millions off feeding a multi-billion dollar industry. Without these kinds of women who get paid to sit in front of the camera, the gym industry, the health food get thin quick diet industry, nutritionists and psychiatrists, wouldn’t exist, not that I care because shit didn’t make me rich, but it has prevented at least 1 girl from becoming the fat pig she was meant to be, by shoving this superficial amazing world down her thraot and that’s good enough for me….this topless bitch is a hero and not just because she weasled her way out of communism and into the pages of a fashion magazine, but because her image lowered girls self esteem everywhere and has lead to some of us who don’t deserve to get laid, to get laid.
Here are her pics.
Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Proizkova|Topless
2009
10
Aug
Here’s some Playboy chick who I don’t understand how she got into Playboy. I guess Playboy had some quota to fill because of her ethnicity and they were trying to knock down the stereotype that they only promote blonde, fake titty cunt. I figure they coulda got on a plane and found some substantially better lookin Asian bitch for a lot less money, I mean from what I know Asia is built on rub and tugs and prostitution, if she is even Asian, I mean I can’t really tell behind that broken down face, but I can tell that she’s a huge joke especially considering she tours as a fucking DJ, one I assume plays the shittiest music to an Ed Hardy crowd because Ed Hardy crowd are so faggot that they don’t know what makes a pussy hot, but know to get excited when they hear that girls are in Playboy because that must mean they are hot, since they are too busy lookin’ at themselves while spotting dudes in the mirror at the gym….
Posted in:Bikini|Playboy|Roxanne Dawn
2009
10
Aug
I used to like Sophie Monk, not on a personal level, because I’ve never met her and never will, but in a I have nothing better to do with my time than post paparzzi pictures and she’s interesting to look at kind of way. But now now she’s older and washed up and I’m assuming broke and desperate, because she’s in paparazzi pics, but more importantly because her lesbian lover the Good Charlotte twin dumped her for Paris Hilton, and nothing is more rock bottom than that shit which would explain the emotional eating body.
Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk|Staged
2009
10
Aug
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Here is a little power hungry pussy for you guys out there in shitty jobs or who are unemployed to remember that the good pussy knows better than to waste time with you, as the good pussy is trained to spend their time and energy on dudes who can provide for them.
The only hope for you is that there are not that many political leaders out there for girls to bed and lockdown and girls are idiots and sometimes if you find the right low level whore who gets excited about a night manager at the videostore, sure she's probably 14 years old and impressed by not having to pay late fees, but she'll turn 18 one day and that day is the day you want to make sure you poke a hole in the condom, before she realizes how much of a brokeback piece of shit you are.
Cuz it's some genetic code that pussy doesn't want hurtbags to make their babies, except for the girls who get knocked up by black guys who treat them like jump offs in hopes of changing them and lockin' them down, because some girls are needy but not quite sane enough to realize that just because he won't commit to you and is banging twelve other girls but tells you you're his favorite doesn't mean he'll give it all away for her, especially now that it's costing him money every month. That's a change your name situation....and this is an end this post situation...because I don't feel like writing anymore about girls with Daddy issues.
Posted in:Bikini|Carla Bruni Sarkozy