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2009

02

Feb

Angelica Huston Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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To think Angelica Huston in a bikini was as hot as it gets, this bitch decided to bust out the animal print to really drive home the point that she’s a fucking sex object. I mean, isn’t that the whole basis of animal print, to let the world know you’re like a wild cat ready to pounce, or maybe in this case, it’s to let us all know, her time is up and she’d like to retire at the zoo where people can point and stare and throw raw meat at her where she belongs, because she is a fucking beast.

That said, I haven’t got laid by anything this tight bodied in a long fucking time, it’s got to the point where a pink grocery bag filled with dog shit almost gets me hard, and that means these pictures may be depressing to you, but are porn to me, so I’m posting them and you can’t stop me….even though someone may want to stop Angelica Huston from letting these kinds of pictures out because they are pretty much one of the causes of homosexuality in our youth.

Posted in:Angelica Huston|Bikini

2009

02

Feb

Some Model Named Cheyenne Tozzi’s Nipple in Her Bikini of the Day

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Girls are my thing, not because they give me the time of day, but because I can look at them in bikinis and imagine the things I would do to them. If you’re on my facebook, you know that just because I think like a rapist, doesn’t mean I am a rapist.

Speaking of rape, this girl dated Brandon Davis, and despite assuming that piece of rich trash is only capable of getting pussy through rape, he seems to find dumb enough status whores trying to climb the ladder from other countries who assume he’s a bigger deal than he is and and sacrifice their vaginas to the cause to advance their career.

But the good news for any girl he gets with is that they don’t actually have to get turned on for him, because we all know that’s virtually impossible because he is repulsive. His dick is self-lubricating like his hair making him capable of entering even the driest pussy without them realizing it, I am talking desert sand try pussy in any position, this sneaky motherfucker can pull off.

Here are a whole lot of pictures of her tits and hot body in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Cheyenne Tozzi|Nipple

2009

28

Jan

Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Some Gay Shit of the Day

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No I am not talking about her boyfriend. I already went on and on about how the only guy who would fuck her would have to be gay. Not because of her gaping vagina resembling a ball sack or because her dangling clit looks very dick-like when it gets hard, but because she’s got some drag queen level of plastic surgery and is so over the top that only a fag would see anything appealing about spending time with her, you know they like to keep things outrageous.

At first I thought proof to back up my theory is this weird motorized shit they are on, because you know that no straight dude would ever be comfortable enough with his sexuality to get up on one of these in public, not even for vagina, but then I remembered that guys usually do anything for pussy, even if it means pussying out byt doing things they’d never want to do, whether it’s going to plays or to antique stores or even shopping for dresses, so I guess the power of the pussy always wins, especially when your pussy is a trained seasoned veteran like Shauna Sands’.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

26

Jan

Some More of this Coleen Rooney Bitch in Her Bikini of the Day

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I can’t help but post these Coleen Rooney Pictures, mainly because there are so many of them circulating the internet, and because after last week I’ve become obsessed with this girl and her pudgy little upper pussy area. I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s that her name is Coleen and I’ve always wanted to fuck a girl with such a dirt name, but I think it just has to do with me being a desperate fucking pervert who can distort everyday garbage into finding at least something arrousing about it and it this case it has nothing to do with her tits that are too small for her thick frame and everything to do with that shit stain on her ass that no matter how many times she swims, never seems to go away…. Here are those pictures of her keeping busy in a bunch of different bikinis…because having a different bikini for everyday of the year is what the life of luxury is all about…and part of the reason she married her rich soccer husband instead of dumping him like most high school sweethearts do….

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Fat

2009

26

Jan

Some Shauna Sand in Her Bikini of the Day

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I just spent an hour uploading these Shauna Sand bikini pictures. I have no idea why. It’s probably got something to do with me having nothing better to do with my time, but I like to think it is because I like girls to think I find this shit hot, so they feel inadequate, flat chested, deflated lipped and fat, so that they save up their money, get as many plastic surgeries as dicks you’ve had in your various orifices, so that all the bitches who won’t fuck me will end up lookin like monsters too. That way I won’t feel so bad about myself, because anyway you look at this, it’s fucking disgusting.

Here are some more pictures of Shauna Sand in her bikini, on some romantic getaway, with some guy who’s gotta be gay to get with this tranny pig, because I don’t think you’ve been punished enough….

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

23

Jan

Coleen Rooney is Still in her Bikini of the Day

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I know what you’re all thinking, that I can’t be doing another Coleen Rooney post, I’ve done so many already and she’s not even worth looking at in a bikini in first place, but like every experience I’ve had at public beaches or places where girls wear bikinis, I am forced to stare at any girl in front of me, no matter how disgusting she is, especially when she is the only one around.

The truth is that I know that no one is actually thinking about why I am doing another Coleen Rooney post, because no one, including me cares. So here are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney

2009

23

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pictures Cuz That’s What She Does of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio was out in her bikini. I don’t really give a fuck, because this is like watching a postal clerk applying a stamp, or like watching a janitor take out the trash, or like watching a chamber maid getting an abortion after getting a little too close to a vaccuum salesman, a nurse changing bed pans, an orderly raping the patients in comas, a retail store clerk pocketing money from the till, an executive sleep her way up the corporate ladder, a chef spitting in food, a stripper rubbing on your dick in a booth, or greasing up a pole with her skank ass, and a prostitute suckin’ dick. Watching a bitch at work and getting paid for it just is’t as inspiring or interesting as when she does it from the bottom of her slut heart….that’s all I feel like saying about this….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini

2009

22

Jan

Coleen Rooney’s Unfortunately Still in Her Bikini of the Day

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Coleen Rooney’s still in her bikini, this is day three of me watching the little pouch of fat above her bikini bottoms. I feel like we’ve become friends, like when I look at the picture shit’s talking to me, asking me advice and wondering what it should do later tonight, because it’s bored. I feel like it’d be good company, you know to grab a drink with, maybe rub a little, or bounce quarters off of, but I hear Coleen Rooney’s got no plan to let the fucking thing venture off on its own, she’s greedy cunt and she insists on keeping it all for herself to play with, forcing me to only maintain this love affair through pictures, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney

2009

21

Jan

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee on the Beach of the Day

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His name is Paul Daniels and you have no idea who he is because he is from the UK and that’s like another planet to your ignorant ass. Don’t take it personally because I didn’t know who he was either, but that’s not saying much, because sometimes I don’t even know who’s lookin’ back at me when I look in the mirror. I am just being dramatic. It happens. But if you wanted to know, he’s some magician, you know, something you’d expect to be a virgin’s sport, and he’s managed to get pretty rich off the shit. At least rich enough to cheat on his first wife with his assistant named Debbie McGee who is in the pictures with him.

I did a little Wikipedia search as I do and found out that he’s got something to prove, you know with being a magician and all, and he has been spoken openly about his sexual conquests, stating that he’s banged over 300 women, and letting us all know he’s gone a long way from practicing magic tricks throughout highschool, when other people were getting their dick sucked in their horse drawn carriages.

He also made this statement about his wife that I’d like to leave you with as you click on her picture to get a better look at her and her teeth…

“Once I got upstairs, Debbie was lying stark naked on the bed – eat your heart out fellas! She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was Do Not Disturb. But further down her body she had a sign that said Disturb”

Disturbed is right…..at least it’s what I am feeling right now and that may or may not have anything to do with these pictures, it seems to be a daily activity of mine, so I’m not pointing any fingers here. I’m just glad he didn’t talk about pulling a rabbit out of her cunt

Posted in:Bikini|Debbie McGee|Paul Daniels

2009

21

Jan

Coleen Rooney is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

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Coleen Rooney is still chubby in her bikini on her permanent vacation. I got nothing to say about this doughy bitch, other than that I haven’t eaten all day, I’ve been too fucking lazy, something I have a feeling she’s never too lazy to do despite how lazy she may look.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney