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Archive for the Bikini Category
2009
21
Jan
Marisa Miller is Still in Her Bikini of the Day
2009
20
Jan
Paul Walker and His Girlfriend Do Hawaii of the Day
I don’t really know much about Paul Walker other than every girl I have ever met has wanted to fuck him, I am talking every girl, even toothless inuit prostitutes have told me how they want me to fuck them fast and furious, but it turns out that he wasn’t nice enough to bring them with him to Hawaii, but instead brought this whore, who all you catty bitches can start hating for being skinnier than you, and rocking the dick every night that you want to rock, but if this guy’s like me, he’s probably already bored of her pussy and lookin’ out for someone good to cheat on her with, maybe one who’s hot ass doesn’t look like it lost a fencing match to stretch marks, and that should bring you hope on this historic day for America.
Posted in:Bikini|Girlfriend|Paul Walker
2009
20
Jan
Coleen Rooney is in a Bikini of the Day
Her name is Coleen Rooney, I couldn’t quite place who she was, until I saw the shit stain birthmark on her ass and then I remembered, I have written about her before, I am not sure how I found inspiration by her sloppy body, but I figure it was that sloppy body that I wrote about. You know her husband may not be the cream of the fucking crop, you know, he may be a pasty fuck that if he didn’t play soccer/football no one would give a fuck about and not the looker that fans of his team finger bang themselves to, but he’s a fucking soccer player/ footballer and there’s no excuse for ending up with this sack of shit.
I guess she’s taken in this union as winning lottery ticket and is taking full advantage of never having to work again, Probably a far fucking cry from working as a waitress in a pub or whatever the fuck she did when she actually worked, because she’s always in her fucking bikini. Like when Her name was Coleen McLoughlin and she was in a Bikini and Some More Pictures of Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and even More Pictures of Coleen Rooney as Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and still more Coleen Rooney in her Bikini Before She Was Coleen Rooney all before marrying this sucker, only to go on her Honeymoon in a bikini…..
So I just found out they’ve been dating since they were 16, have known each other since they were 12, but that doesn’t mean she’s not an opportunist. I also found out she’s got a work out DVD, which involves her sitting around eating potatoes and drinking pints, cuz you don’t get sloppy from doing sit ups.
Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney
2009
20
Jan
Bridget Marquardt Does Australia in a Bikini of the Day
Playboy/Hugh Hefner’s Bridget Marquardt has a new show that she’s filming called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”. Here she is out in a gold bikini because she’s in Australia’s Gold Coast and I guess she thought it would only make sense to match. In her useless brain, this is her being clever.
The show sounds like a piece of shit played out concept. Sure, I never get bored of bitches in bikinis, but I’ve seen these sexiest beaches shows and DVDs over my lifetime and they are all the same and they are all lame as fuck, especially when they are hosted by stupid Playboy sluts who can’t formulate a fucking sentence and just sit there giggling like fools doing stupid stunts like Bridget is in these pics as she hangs with the local meter maids.
If you really want to cover sexy beaches, get the bitches in the sand suckin’ some dick, rocking some dildos, having an orgy, fucking, staging rape, anything but walking around in a fucking bikini. We are desensitized and every beach in the world is lined with girls in bikinis, you gotta take shit up a fucking notch, bring it to the next level, but I guess that’s asking too much, you know expecting her to be involved in anything of substance or revolutionary is a waste of energy because she’s just another fake bitch ripping off the Bunnies before her, by filling the Playboy mold and criteria and it’s all very fucking boring.
Posted in:Bikini|Bridget Marquardt
2009
20
Jan
Marisa Miller and Her Nipple in a BIkini of the Day
If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted, which you’re not. It’s because I am at the Obama Inauguration and it’s hard to find an internet cafe. I was personally approached by his people to cover the event on this site because we are a reputable news source for a solid dozen people. In case you were wondering, I wasn’t at the Obama Inauguration, I was sleeping. I figure all Americans would be watching this shit so why bother trying to compete. Obama is the biggest thing since the real Jesus and I figure I’ll let him have his time. I am over this whole Obama fad. It bores me. It is repetitive. I get it he brings you all hope and following him is like a fucking cult, but the dude is pretty positive, he does bring hope to all you suffering motherfuckers, but I’d rather see the miracles he talks about that hear him talk about them. Sure he’s been president for a solid 15 minutes now, but this classy, respectful motherfucker who even hugged George Bush, who I feel bad for, dude got a pretty shitty deal the people booed him despite having voted for him, hypocrites, maybe they should be booing their motherfucking selves. Anyway, this Obama motherfucker best get to work. First job should be to arrest that poet that came up after him to clear the fuckin’ room.
Speaking of getting to work, here’s Marisa Miller doing the whole Victoria’s Secret photoshoot thing, gettin’ paid motherfuckers.
Here are some more Marisa Miller bikini pictures….because you like her….
Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller|Nipple
2009
19
Jan
Pam Anderson is Out in a Bikini With Her Kids of the Day
The coolest thing about being Pam Anderson’s kid is that you can put the sex tape video in and see how she sucks dick. A lot of kids don’t get the pleasure of seeing just how their mom handles a dick in her mouth. I figure if mom’s taught their daughters just the right moves, we’d all be in a better place, you know like passing down a recipe from one generation to another, and each family having their own specific trademark moves, perfecting it over the years, instead they just lock that shit in the vault and never let their girls know shit about shit and if they do they end up on Dr Phil being judged by the fucking world.
Sure, Pam Anderson’s son’s can really only use her that video as a life lesson from mother to child if they end up being poofters, which is probably the case, because that’s just the kind of impact watching a close up of your dad’s drummin’ dick slamming your mom’s bald pussy has on you….
Fortunately, despite how much she’s aged, or how haggard she is, her shit doesn’t have that affect on me. I can still tap into the past and remember the sex object she was. Not to mention, I’d fuck any pussy. True story.
Posted in:Bikini|kids|Pam Anderson
2009
19
Jan
Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures of the Day
I was told that it was some national holiday today so I figured I wouldn’t have to post, then some asshole called me up to tell me that people are still expecting a fucking update, that’s when I asked myself when I became a fucking slave laborer who was chosen to entertain 5 people while they sit at home with nothing better to do on their day off, because it’s fucking Monday and Monday’s are supposed to be spent at work and not at home and they can’t seem to figure it out or some shit….
Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini this past weekend, because it’s her fucking job to start the fucking day….
Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr
2009
13
Jan
Amy Winehouse Hangs with Tits of the Day
Amy Winehouse is living the fucking life. By the looks of these pictures of her hanging out with some hot chick’s tits, she’s still out in the Caribbean de-toxing after spending the last 2 years being fuckin’ wrecked and partying all the fucking time. It’s the kind of lifestyle I’d want to record a hit album to get, but unfortunately the only thing me and Winehouse have in common is our rotting mouths, poor health and addiction and not her angelic voice.
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Tits
2009
13
Jan
David Walliams and Some Chick Named Lauren Budd in Her Bikini of the Day
This is Lauren Budd. I have no fucking idea who she is, but she’s famous enough to not show up on Google. I am really only posting her pictures because she’s in a bikini and if you’re wondering why the paparazzi are after her, it’s because it’s a slow time of year and they have no choice but to follow one of the guys behind that Little Britain show. I always thought they were gay, because every gay guy I know loves the show, but I guess they are just British, which is really just a code word that means the same thing no matter how many vaginas they get inside, they can’t hide the truth behind their accents…
Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Budd
2009
12
Jan
Whitney Port in Her Bikini for Her Shitty Show of the Day
If you’re looking for everything fake in a person except a good set of tits, here’s Whitney Port on set, if you can really call it that, of her new reality based show “The City” that she’s filming a scene for in Miami. They are staged, they are useless, she is skinny and I’d fuck her, so I am posting it, even if it’s all fucking lies…
Posted in:Bikini|The City|Whitney Port