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2008

20

Feb

Britney Spears in Another Pantyless Upskirt

I am not really impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane not wearing underwear. I am impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane dancing while drunk and talking to themselves while taking a shit in their crazy man pants on public transportation because some of those multi-tasking fucker’s are pretty talented, but don’t smell so hot…..

The source of Britney’s crazy is that she is addicted to being wanted because for so many years everyone from your dad to your little cousin wanted to get up in that and all of a sudden that disappeared and it wasn’t like the time your girlfriend left you for the asshole she worked with who had a bigger dick than you, this is like every single girl in the world turning on you thinkin’ you’re disgusting…probably something you’re pretty familiar with…..

Either way, if she was taking a shit or shoving a can of soup she stole from the dollar store in her while crying, or if she was trying to steal someone’s baby to shove back in her womb to make her feel like a mom again this post would be more interesting, instead it’s just some girl who could be crazy but is probably just an attention seeking whore showing a little skin or skin colored panties and that’s not the kind of skin I want to see, I want flaps motherfucker, despite how gross her vagina could be, you know all discolored and post pregnancy with her bad hygiene that is discharge heavy, but she does keep it pretty well shaved and I don’t think she’s fucked half as many dudes as you have. Give me more Britney.

I wrote this post yesterday about Britney Spears’ upskirt but for some reason it never uploaded properly and I didn’t realize until now. So Here it is:

And Yesterdays……that i posted yesterday but that disappeared…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Upskirt|Vagina

2008

15

Feb

Britney No Bra Spears of the Day

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Watching Britney not wear a bra, reminds me of my fat wife not wearing a bra and there’s nothing hot about that. It’s actually pretty fucking scary and that’s why I don’t have pictures to prove it because I try my best to pretend they don’t exist. I guess Britney pretends that her floppy tits aren’t floppy too, but there is a time in every woman’s life where she has to look in the mirror and take a cold hard look at her tits and realize that shit aren’t as perky as they once were and that their nipples are aiming places they are only supposed to aim after menopause or a long hard battle with obesity and it’s time to throw your hippie ideals out the window and put your feminist lesbian movement bra burning bullshit on the back burner and strap those crazy fuckers up in bra or what a call a straight jacket for out of control tits.

There’s no real reason for Britney’s tits to be so fat and sloppy. Bitch is in her 20s and may have 2 kids and like eating shitty food but usually those fuckers bounce back into action. I guess the realization of her tits acting crazier than her is what really made her step up her crazy game that landed her in the psych ward. She’s competitive like that. That’s my theory and floppy tits or not, I’d still take care of her and by take care of her I obviously mean spend her money and not give her sponge baths and gestures of love. I’m just not that kind of guy.

Posted in:Braless|Britney Spears|Nipples|Tits

2008

13

Feb

Britney Spears Pants Off Dance Party of the Day

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Britney Spears has taken her crazy dancing and in doing that she’s decided to dance with her pants off….I remember a time when everyone freaked out because she was seen smoking a cigarette and now we’re so desensitized by her that she could be taking a shit while trying to shove one of her kids back into her uterus and we’d all just expect it. I am pretty sure that Britney’s just trying to stay in the limelight and has created her own demise in craving attention and pulling stunts to get that attention that’s just gone on too long…in a couple of months Britney will probably still be out doing retarded shit, but the rest of us who are already tied of her will have moved onto other things…like hiring cheap hooker, but that’s just because when they wear fishnets, it’s to keep their battered stinky vagina’s in place like that time you had to strap your drunk closed because the latch was broken and you couldn’t afford to fix it, which is why them keeping it in their pants is ok with us because we can only afford the 5 dollar back alley blowjob…no battered vagina required….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Dance|Fishnets|Pants Off

2007

27

Nov

I am – Chauntal Remakes Britney Spears Gimme More Video of the Day

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This girl played Lohan in some shitty viral video that went around and I thought she looked good enough to see naked so I reached out to her and did an interview. She hasn’t really been in touch since, even though I like to think I helped make her famous, then today emailed me this Gimme More Remake and after watching it, I realize it’s Chauntal again – remaking the most played out song of the year aside from Soulja Boy.

Now I don’t know how much time goes into remaking a Britney Spears video, but it must be nice to be so bored or to have nothing else going on that you can spend a day doing this shit. That is time that could have been better spent making a shower video, or a masturbation video, or if that’s too slutty for her, then a yoga video, or a dancing around your apartment video that would have taken a lot less work and been a lot more interesting to watch. In reality, this is a Britney Spears video remake, that’s time that could be better spent taking a day long shit.

Either way,when fans react to their fallen leader by throwing on some lingerie and thinking shit’s no pornographic, but satire, I link it, because I encourage any excuse a girl uses to justify putting on lingerie to make them feel like they aren’t a slut but an artist. Like that time I told a girl at the lingerie store that I needed to see how the panties fit because I needed to get them for my wife for Valentines Day and she was about the same size, even though she was about 1/3 of the size of my wife. But I gave a whole sob story about how I lost my job and had 40 dollars to my name and was spending it on my wife because she’s been such a support system to me and all that bullshit, and the sales girl did it. Within 10 minutes we had our own Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and I ended up not buying anything she wasn’t impressed that I left empty handed….I ended up fucking her. Then I realized i was reading my Penthouse Forum magazine I got for free because they reviewed my site (badly).

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2007

23

Nov

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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So everyone rags on Britney for being crazy, when reality is that all girls are fucking crazy except when they are young and not trying to be like Britney, but that’s just because the crazy hasn’t matured and blossomed into a nice crazy flower. I was out last night and this hot bar tender asks me if I am in a band, because I guess dudes in bands look like middle-aged homeless dudes who smell like shit, so being smart, I said yes, because had I told her I write a useless fuckin’ website no one reads, my chances of finger-banging her while doing shots would have been a lot less.

Either way, she buys me shots, I tell her I want to marry her, she tells me she has a boyfriend, you know how it goes. I end up barely making out with her, more like accidentally grabbing her and shovin’ my tongue down her throat, and she was having it, until she remembered she had a boyfriend, turned on me, bitched me out and get me banned from the bar.

What I am getting at is that a little Britney upskirt action isn’t a sign of her being an unfit mother or insane, it’s a sign of her being a fucking chick and if we were to put every girl under a fucking microscope like we do with her, you’d all probably be suckin’ dick and taking it up the ass within a week, not that you aren’t already doing that, but you don’t want us knowing, because you and your buddy were drunk and horny and heading home alone with boners and figured that since you have a hole and he’s got a hole, why the fuck were you wasting your time getting rejected by chicks. It only makes sense…right? Fag.

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Unsorted|Upskirt|Vagina

2007

01

Nov

I am – Britney Spears’ Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ flashing her ass in her Halloween costume, not because I like her ass, but because I like ass in general and I don’t discriminate, except against black people like I’m Dog the Bounty Hunter. I don’t even understand why anyone is so surprised he used the word “ni**er”, just look at his fucking hair. I think half the members of the KKK are rockin’ that look while drinking beer in their backyards building crosses to burn or fixing motors.

But that’s not the point the point is that I got really drunk last night and I am just waking up, so I figure what better way to start our day together than lookin’ at some Spears Ass. I am sure that anyone who has woken up next to her after spending a night in her septic tank doesn’t feel the same way, but who cares what other people think. It’s all about you and me baby.

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Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Halloween|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Britney Spears’ Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ flashing her ass in her Halloween costume, not because I like her ass, but because I like ass in general and I don’t discriminate, except against black people like I’m Dog the Bounty Hunter. I don’t even understand why anyone is so surprised he used the word “ni**er”, just look at his fucking hair. I think half the members of the KKK are rockin’ that look while drinking beer in their backyards building crosses to burn or fixing motors.

But that’s not the point the point is that I got really drunk last night and I am just waking up, so I figure what better way to start our day together than lookin’ at some Spears Ass. I am sure that anyone who has woken up next to her after spending a night in her septic tank doesn’t feel the same way, but who cares what other people think. It’s all about you and me baby.

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Candid Photos Leaked of the Day

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Some assistant to Britney Spears leaked these candid pictures of Britney drinking and Swimming in Dita Von Teese’s champagne glass and they pretty much suck. When it comes to Britney Spears and her entourage, you’d think that the only thing leaking would be her used up vagina right down her leg, leaving a puddle on the ground for her dogs to lick up when Britney forgets to give them water and they are desperate for survival, kinda like Britney was in her career, but has somehow managed to turn that around with a huge song, ringtone and huge album sales. It’s kinda like she won the lottery. I hate playing the lottery, because it always manages to disappoint, like everything else in my life. That sounded a lot sadder than it actually is but only because I can laugh at my misfortunes.

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2007

23

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney that hit yesterday but I didn’t bother posting them because they were tagged to shit from whoever took the pictures, so I am posting them now, a day late. I think Britney is fucking awesome, not because she’s a wreck and making huge money off being a wreck or because she’s not talented and her new album is robotic as fuck and still number 1 everywhere even though it doesn’t sound like her, but because she’s an exhibitionist and gets naked all the fucking time. I think hanging out with Britney would be a lot cheaper than hanging out at a strip club, even though it seems that a big part of Britney wishes she was hanging out with you at a strip club as one of the dancers. I really don’t have much more to say other than I hope she is influencing today’s youth to help brighten my future, because there’s nothing like watching a dirty girl cleaning and dancing in some skimpy bikini and makes me wish I could afford some nude cleaning service, even though those nude girls don’t do a very good job cleaning, but my house smells like my wife’s dirty underwear and it’s making me sick to my stomach.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Ass Cleavage of the Day

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The thing I like about Britney is that she proves that people love trainwrecks. She’s done everything in her power to make the world hate her or feel sorry for her, or laugh at her, or want to fuck her and she’s still got the number one song out there, so no matter what you say about her being a bad mother or drug addict or crazy, none of that really matters because she’s famous and successful and that shit goes a lot farther than being a good parent.

The other thing I like about Britney is that she’s a fat chick I want to bend over and smell like we’re a couple of dogs in the dog park. I just have a thing for trying to figure out what she ate for dinner the night before.

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s untouchable. She’s one of those celebrities who you will never be able to seduce, not because she isn’t a desperate stupid girl that would probably be impressed with by a shiny new quarter, but because K-Fed has damaged her and from this point on it’ll be impossible to be the next K-Fed, which is too bad because it was kind of a retirement dream of mine.

She prove that so much can change in a person from the age of 16 to 25 and she’s pretty much doing everything we all hoped she would do, like showing off her tits and pussy and rockin’ jeans that don’t fit because she’s living the dream that she’s still a size small. Unfortunately it’s about 10 years too late, but I usually take what I can get.

Here she is with some ass cleavage.

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