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2007

22

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it turns out a few people do read this site because I got an email from someone who told me they overheard a dude in a bar call something “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. I am pretty sure that I coined the term because I’ve been saying it for a long fucking time and I can’t remember ever hearing anyone ever say it other than me. Most people just kinda laugh awkwardly around me when I do say it and because it’s just so fucking stupid and only someone as stupid as me could come up with something as equally stupid as that expression. So I doubt that anyone would come up and that they got it from this site and that means I am going to the fuckin’ top one nipple slip at a time, it’s just taking a long fucking time, because I still have to steal money from my wife for cigars.

Katie Holmes Has a See Through Top
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Who Would You Rather Do Perfect for You….
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Watch Some Massive Tits Review The Transformers DVD
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Some Girl Goes Fucking Crazy In Her Bed In Lingerie…..
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Alyssa Milano Lap Dance Video
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Stacy Keibler Divas Do New York Video of a Photoshoot Where She’s Wearing Very Little
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Some Girl Rips a Huge Fart
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Jessica Biel Gets Her Ass Grabbed By A Chick Because She’s a Dude
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Fergie Showing Off Her Abs and Ass in Thailand Performing With the Black Eyed Peas
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Some Chick Named Lucy Carrols Does Penthouse Naked…
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Christina Milian Lookin’ Hot at Some Event Showing Off Her TIts
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Cracked.com Writer Describes Porn He’s Watching Video
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Ashley TIsdale Is Doing a Mall Tour To Promote Her Shitty Music in a Stupid Outfit
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Look Down Melissa Joan Hart’s Shirt Because Her Tits Look Big
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Mena Suvari is Topless for Vanity Fair
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L.A. Lakers Caught Betting On Illegal Street Fights Video
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Britney Out in Some Shorts
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J-Lo Performing In Maternity Wear for All You Ready to Drop Fetishists
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Amanda Bynes Wears Short Shorts
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Hayden Panettiere’s Pinup Pictures for Vanity Fair
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Hayden Panettiere’s Bent Over in Shorts Pictures Because You Like Dumpy Ass Short Legged Famous Chicks
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Tara Reid Has Amazing Cleavage Now That She Got Her Shitty Tit Job Re-Done, I Wonder If She Still Has Nipples
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Tricia Helfer Nipple Slip Pictures Because You Like Nipples Even When You Don’t Know Who the Bitch They Belong To Is
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Lohan Lookin Hot Except for her Loser New Boyfriend Who She Needs To Cheat on Now…
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Sophie Monk is Naked for Vegetarians and For Me Because I Think She’s Got It Going On….
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Britney Gastineau is the Anorexic I Love Because She’s Anorexic of the Day
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Some Chick Named Tania Zaetta Posing in Some Kind of Thong
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Kid Rock Gets Arrested at the WaffleHouse Because He’s a Rockstar
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Some Billie Piper Photoshoot Where You Can See Her Panties, IF You Don’t Mind Her Fucked Up Jaw
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Heidi Montag and Her Boyfriend Almost Died…But Didn’t Because God Hates Us.
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Tila Tequila’s Showing Off her Naked Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam Girl is Ready for Halloween
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3 Teens Banging Dildos Together which is More Fun That 1 Teen Banging a Dildo Alone
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Listen to Kim Kardashian Talk About How Justin Timberlake is Her Dream Date Scroll Down To Find It…
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Some Pissing in Public Video
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This is Insane – Sex While Driving Video
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Some Woman Runs Over a Midget and He Makes Her Suck His Dick or He’ll Sue Video
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Lenny Kravitz’s Daughter is Kinda Hot
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This is One of the Main Reason’s I Fucking Hate Frat Boys…With a Passion….
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Some Girls Aloud Performing Cellphone Pics
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Petra Nemcova’s Got Some New Lingerie Pics
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Check Out the War on Terror’s Logo – It is Fucking Hysterical and I Can’t Take Shit Serious
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Some Hot Cheerleaders from Around the World
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Look How Tight This Older Chick Is In This Micro Bikini…I Am Almost Blown Away
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Some Hot Tennis Chick
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Which Sleazy 2008 Calendar is your Favorite
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Dancing…When She Really Should be Doing Aerobics Cuz She’s Fat
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Do You Know This Girl Cuz She’s Showing Off Her Vagina
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Vote For Me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards I Want to Win
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Some Dude Confesses His Problems in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl Shows Her Box in the stepFORUM
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Stream Some Band Called the West Indian Girls Album. I am Not Saying They Are Good….I am Saying You Can Stream The Album
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Paris Hilton Wants to Get Frozen So That She Can Live For Thousands of Years Because Science Hates Us….
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Pink and Her Husband Finally Break Up Because He Remembers that He Likes Vagina
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Ivanna Pallotti is Some Argentinian Model Posing in a Bikini
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Use This to Get Laid on Halloween
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Porns Sexx is Not A Good Porn Site
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Bonus

The Best Fucking Mix I’ve Heard in a Long time by an Artist Named WALE!!! Called 100 Miles and Running Mixed by Nick Catchdubs
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2007

22

Oct

I am – Claire Danes Signing Autographs of the Day

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Last I checked, My So Called Life was canceled over a decade ago. I know all the grunge kids related to this intense bitch and all her drama and flannel because no one knew what cutting was in the 90s. Her fan base should be grown up by now and over it, you know working and taking care of their kids and shit. But I guess this is a Megan Fox dating the dude from 90210 situation, because it looks like someone is asking Claire Danes for an autograph like she matters. I guess people are just into celebrities and her being asked for an autograph is the same reason dudes like Dane Cook or Jamie Kennedy or any motherfucker who’s been on TV at least once fuck groupie bitches when they roll through your hometown, even though dudes like that aren’t relevant enough to have groupies, because local girls think it’s a status symbol because they are idiots.

I can only assume that she’s either got some dude on payroll who pretends to be a fan to make her feel famous, or maybe she’s signing it for some blind kid, because anyone who have eyes that work will notice that bitch is so fucking busted that she reminds me of my childhood Christmas when all I’d get was broken toys and she has some green fucking teeth like she’s been sucking off the Grinch or maybe just not brushing because she’s too busy not having a career anymore.


Related Posts:

Claire Danes Nipple on MTV

Posted in:Autographs|Busted|Claire Danes|Disgusting|Green Teeth|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Some Old Named Francesca Dellera Showing Off Her Old Tits of the Day

This woman tried to sue me for defamation, even though my site is satirical and I mock everyone…

I know the no names are most likely the ones to sue…It happened with Victoria Silvstedt…it happened with so many others before her…it’s just not high profile enough for me to bother fighting it……and by not high profile enough – I mean – who the hell is she? I’m probably the only person who has ever posted on her…and she found me by googling herself….she should be paying me for this exposure….Idiots.


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Elle Macpherson’s See Through Shirt
Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini
Jennie Garth Cleavage
Melanie Brown Big Tits Pictures

Posted in:Francesca Dellera|Nipples|old|See Through|Tits|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Beyonce in a Leotard of the Day

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I have said it before and I will say it again because I think that this message needs to get across to the public more than it already has and that is that I love leotards. They are one of the few pieces of clothing that touch the tits, ass and pussy at the same time and that’s more skills than you have. I know that isn’t saying much but it’s saying something.

I remember when I first got with a girl in the 90s who was wearing a bodysuit and since I never really spent all that much time with ballerinas and gymnasts, I didn’t know what the fuck to do when trying to get into her panties. I was like reaching down her pants and couldn’t find an entry point. Eventually I figured out that shit had snaps in the crotch and I worked my way in, too bad she was asleep, I am sure she would have loved it as much as I did.

That doesn’t change the fact that Beyonce is thick as fuck and should be running on the treadmill a little more than emotionally eating every time her boyfriend goes on tour with the younger/hotter model, but I still think she’s worth wallet fucking because this bitch is rich, even if her time to shine has left us and her future takes more of the shape of a fat Gospel singer. At least she’ll always have God on her side.


Related Posts:

Beyonce’s Tits Leaving a Party
Beyonce Tit Flash on Stage
Beyonce Ass in a Bathing Suit
Beyonce’s See Through Shirt

Posted in:Beyonce|Leotard|Performing|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s TIts Blow Candles and Not Dick of the Day

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I hate the word Douche and Douchebag with a fucking passion. I don’t know why this shit got picked up so aggressively the last couple of years because people have been saying it a long time. The only really experience I have with douche bags is when I worked at a Pharmacy and some old fucking lady came up to me and asked where she could find the 3 Gallon douche bags. I didn’t really know how to react so I took her big vagina to the douche section and could only find her the 1/2 gallon douche bag. She was furious and I said she could just use the half gallon one 12 times and she wasn’t impressed.

Either way, I accidentally dropped the word douche this weekend for the first time, because I guess I am like you and easily influenced by the media and people around me, and when I realized that shit came out of my mouth, I wanted to kill myself.

Speaking of suicide, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday with her tits at Les Deux in Los Angeles. I don’t know how old she is, but another year older means another year closer to death, and let’s face it she might as well just speed up the process because she’s a waste of fucking space and that would only prove she’s not too stupid to realize it. But I do like watching her blow out her candles on her cakes that are even more obnoxious that she is even though it’s not as exiting as her blowing black men, but it’s good enough for monday morning entertainment.


Related Posts:

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass
Kim Kardashians Big Breast Weekend
Kim Kadashian Wears a Bra

Posted in:Birthday|Kim Kardashian|Slut|Tits|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's TIts Blow Candles and Not Dick of the Day

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I hate the word Douche and Douchebag with a fucking passion. I don’t know why this shit got picked up so aggressively the last couple of years because people have been saying it a long time. The only really experience I have with douche bags is when I worked at a Pharmacy and some old fucking lady came up to me and asked where she could find the 3 Gallon douche bags. I didn’t really know how to react so I took her big vagina to the douche section and could only find her the 1/2 gallon douche bag. She was furious and I said she could just use the half gallon one 12 times and she wasn’t impressed.

Either way, I accidentally dropped the word douche this weekend for the first time, because I guess I am like you and easily influenced by the media and people around me, and when I realized that shit came out of my mouth, I wanted to kill myself.

Speaking of suicide, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday with her tits at Les Deux in Los Angeles. I don’t know how old she is, but another year older means another year closer to death, and let’s face it she might as well just speed up the process because she’s a waste of fucking space and that would only prove she’s not too stupid to realize it. But I do like watching her blow out her candles on her cakes that are even more obnoxious that she is even though it’s not as exiting as her blowing black men, but it’s good enough for monday morning entertainment.


Related Posts:

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass
Kim Kardashians Big Breast Weekend
Kim Kadashian Wears a Bra

Posted in:Birthday|Kim Kardashian|Slut|Tits|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Gisele Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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I thing I like about Gisele is the mystery of whether she has a vagina or not. Bitch is from Brazil and everyone I talk to who knows anything about Brazil say they have the hottest lady-boys in the world and that you can’t even tell the difference and when drunk and in Brazil, who needs to tell the difference, especially if AIDS is your thing.

I used to know this fag who didn’t know he was a fag but was obsessed with Tranny porn, he claimed it wasn’t gay because he was only into lady-boys slamming chicks and not dudes slammin’ lady-boys up their lady-boy asses, so he was convinced shit was less gay than watching straight porn because the dude looked like a chick and it was more like hybrid lesbian porn with some chick with dick shit instead of a strap on but still 2 sets of tits and 1 dick, instead of that faggot ass straight porn you watch, because I know you’re not actually getting off to the chick getting fucked but to the porn dick. Fag.

Either way, bitch has some serious legs, and I guess even if they lead to a fat cock, I’d still have no choice but to watch her jerk off on my fatty man tits, because I have a thing for models.


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Gisele’s Got Some Fuckign Legs
Live Bloggin The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Gisele Mountain Biking
Adriana Lima Vs. Airport Security

Posted in:Bikini|Gisele Bundchen|Legs|Tits|Unsorted

2007

20

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Life lesson of the day is to not get in cars with people who are either drunk or on drugs because you can die. I was outside some concert last night, looking for a new wife or at least a slut who is willing to do aerobics for me while I eat pie, but not her pie, apple pie, because I love pie. Anyway, these dudes invited me to some after party and they had a lift for me. So I get into the car without thinking because I was wasted and some bitch is driving, they turn up their “I am on drugs” music and start dancing, singing and bitch starts driving like a fucking psycho. At one point, she decides to throw the car in reverse and side swipes a street sign, ripping off her mirror and pretty much ripping off the whole side of her car. I was in the backseat and shit flew into my eye. Now I am convinced I am going to go blind, but I still managed to go to that after party and drink until the sun came up and now I am hurting but at least I met a Hilary Duff look alike.

Here are my links:


Kate Moss Has Some Fucking Weird Shit Going On With Her Legs But I Still Love Her….
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Some INSANE Oreo Art Video Because Some People Have More Time On Their Hands Than You…Like Me….He Shoulda Sold It To Britney
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A Group of Guys Go To Abercrombie and Fitch and Shop Topless Because Abercrombie is All About Topless Men
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Nicola Roberts May Be Someone I’ve Never Heard Of, But She’s Having a Ridiculous Upskirt So Now I Know Who She Is…
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Germany’s Hottest Students in Playboy
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Hayden Panettiere is in Some Cleavage Exposing Dress
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Marisa Miller is Fucking Sexy as Fuck in this Bikini Photoshoot
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Throwback to Jessica Biel in a Bikini For GQ Lookin’ Like She Doesn’t Have a Penis
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Condom Snorter Sucks a Condom Through His Nose And Out of Mouth
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Lohan Likes Lame Rhinestone Skulls because She’s Dating a Snowboarder No One’s Ever Heard of and Is Trying to Fit In – This Is Some Avril Lavigne Skater Boy Shit….
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Suck My News – The Britney Spears Edition
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So There’s Proof that Diana and Dodi Were Engaged and that Means They Were Probably Murdered. Check It Out Homeboy Cuz you Like Royal Scandals…But Not as Much as Royal Blue Sandals. Fag.
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Megan Fox is Hot at the 2007 Scream Awards even though the Only Screaming She Does Is From David From 90210’s Dick and That’s Makes You Scream…So A Whole Lot of Sceaming’s Going Down….
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David Copperfield is Accused of Rape, I Don’t Believe it Because a Guy Who Can Walk Through the Great Wall of China….Can Fuck A Bitch Without Her Even In The Room….
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Eva Mendes Likes Blowing Kisses A Lot More Than You Like Blowing Your Load On Pictures of Her Blowing Kisses
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Schoolgirl Eats Chalk
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Jennifer Connelly’s Got Some Legs in Some Retarded Lookin’ Dress
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Some Dude Gets Run Over By a Bicycle
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Collien Fernandes Photoshoot in Thailand
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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
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Rachel Bilson Upskirt that Sucks Even Though I Think She’s Got It Going On Without Having To Show Me Her Panties
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Watch a Clip From Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Dating Show….So Many Sluts…
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Elizabeth Banks is Some Actress who is Lookin’ Hot Posing in Her Underwear and a Wife Beater….
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Some Chick Named Nikki Bellucci is Posing Topless and Showing Off Her Ass in These Pictures
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Jessica Alba Lookin’ Pretty Respectable, Despite the Whole Having Herpes Thing
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Watch Britney Spears Run Over a Photographer’s Foot
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Some Dog Humping a Kid Video While His Parents Laugh at Him
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Victoria Beckham on Ugly Betty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cheesy Club Music Producers Simian Have a Pretty Hot Video With Hot Girls Dancing In Bathing Suits While Getting Messy Eating Pie and Whip Cream
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Tila Tequila’s Topless Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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Britney Spears Stayin’ Fit By Eating Cookies
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Lady Isabella Hervey In a Bikini Lookin Alright
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Some Chick Iris Posing in the Hay
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Chris Angel Freaks Out Some Hot Chick
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Big Breasted Chick Named Kelly Madison is Naked and Pouring Milk On Herself
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Some Webcam Girl Doing What Webcam Girls Do
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Jenna Jameson is Still Hot…
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Britney’s Got Some Swollen Lips After Coming Out of a Brothel/Medical Clinic….
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Some Drunk Dude Gets Owned By His Friends and Their Clippers and Syrup Because They Are Assholes
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I was going to do a post on this Paris Hilton Rockin’ Garters and Stockings, But Realized, I’d Rather Be Drinking, Check Out the Pictures
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Snowboarder Magazine Writes an Open Letter to Lohan About How Lame Her Boyfriend Is
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DJ Dellz Mix Tape Called Brotherhood Featuring Kanye, B.I.G., Jay Z, Album Download in the Forum
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Some Show Called SKINS Soundtrack Album Download Featuring Lots of People
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This is a fucking Funny Picture…Seriously….
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Watch Some Girl Pissing in the Street in Public
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Funny Streaking Chick On Live TV
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Watch Babysitter Get DP’ed
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Some Funny Sex in Advertising
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Some Girls Self Shot Photobucket Pictures
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Some Freshman College Lookin’ Girl’s Got a Lot of Self Shot Pictures and Videos For You
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A Whole Lot of Photobucket Ass
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Weird Girls in Their Underwear Bouncing Around and Flashing Their Tits in a Hotel Room
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Some Girl With Retarded Big Boobs Lookin’ Hot Video
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Some Hot “Teens” Dyking Out Video
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Japanese Sex In a Lion Cage is Fucking Crazy
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I guess I was wrong about you and that you don’t like sex because you haven’t bought this spray yet….
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When it comes to independent model sites, Chicas Place is among the best…True Story.
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2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.


Related Posts:

Hilary Duff On Set “Acting” Pictures
Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream
Hilary Duff Does stepTV
Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff|Panties|Performing|Short Dress|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff's Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.


Related Posts:

Hilary Duff On Set “Acting” Pictures
Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream
Hilary Duff Does stepTV
Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff|Panties|Performing|Short Dress|Unsorted