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2007

18

Oct

I am – Minka Kelly Upskirt of the Day

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I am not sure who Minka Kelly is but I was told she was in Friday Night Lights, and I don’t know what that is but I can only assume it’s on TV or a Movie and it doesn’t really matter because she’s been caught flashing her panties for the paparazzi, which is the beauty of wearing dresses. I remember spending days in the mall at the bottom of the escalator lookin’ up to see as many panties as possible, security caught onto me after a few months, but it was a good time while it lasted. I just never understood how the girls never knew everyone could see their junk, I used to like believe that they did know but would pretend they didn’t because knowing the world can see their mound would make everyone think they were sluts.

I think the reason girls don’t mind showing off their underwear is because of the bathing suits they grew up wearing. From a young age they’d be running around the pool or beach in something that is more exposing than a pair of underwear, so as long as it’s cover up it aint a thing. I’d rather the shit not be covered up, because panties limit my view of the labia, but I guess what it comes down to is that girls don’t like doing things for me. But my readers do, this is an email I got about the threatening Splash News shit I posted yesterday:

HEY JESUS

I LOVE YOUR SITE AM A BIG FAN

JUST WANTED TO PASS ALONG SOMETHING FUNNY.
I WAS ON YOUR SITE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK
AND SAW HOW SPLASH NEWS MADE YOU TAKE DOWN
THE HILARY DUFF PICTURES.
WELL YOU HAD THE E-MAIL UP FOR SPLASH AND I DECIDED TO SEND HIM
A NICE E-MAIL SHORT AND SWEET THAT JUST SAID
“FUCK YOU, GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
WELL LO AND BEHOLD THIS GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED MY WORK
LOOKING FOR ME WONDERING WHY I E-MAILED THIS TO HIM, AND HE WANTED
MY HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT HE WAS MAKING A BIG STINK.
NOW I WAS ALREADY GONE FOR THE DAY SO NOW I’M WORRIED
THIS PRICK IS GONNA START TROUBLE FOR ME.
HE ALSO E-MAILED ME SAYING I’M NICE AND POLITE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO.

And the follow-up

HEY JESUS
THANKS FOR THE REPLY

WELL HE CALLED BACK
BUT WE GOT HIM GOOD.
I AM CLOSE WITH THE RECEPTIONIST HERE WHO BY THE WAY
IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, BELEIVE ME AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY.
SO ANYWAY SHE KNEW THAT IF SOMEONE WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED
ASKING FOR HUMAN RESOURCES SHE WOULD PUT HIM THROUGH TO ME.
ANYWAY HE STARTED GOING ON HOW I SHOULD NOT BE SENDING E-MAILS
TO THEM LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.
HE ALSO THOUGHT THAT I AM PROBABLY NOT AN IDEAL EMPLOYEE IF
I AM SENDING STUFF LIKE THAT FROM WORK.
SO I LET HIM FINISH AND THEN RESPONDED WITH THESE ARE MY QUOTES.
“ARE YOU DONE, WELL NOW LISTEN TO ME, WE ARE THE LARGEST SEAFOOD COMPANY IN THE WORLD
AND MARK IS OUR TOP SALES REP IN THE COUNTRY,SO HE CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT HE WANTS
INCLUDING FUCKING MY WIFE IF HE SO PLEASES, AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY IN THIS COMPANY
WICH IS ABOUT 2,000 EMPLOYEES ALL LIKE THE DRUNKEN STEPFATHER SITE AND WE HAVE HEARD
OF THIS SPLASH OR WET WEBSITE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, SO FUCK YOU AND GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
AND THEN CLICK PHONE IS DEAD LOL LOL
KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING BROTHER, LOVE YA.

P.S.
YES THERE WAS SOME EXAGGERATION OVER MY POSITION WITH THE COMPANY LOL

These paparazzi are fucking predators trying to ruin everyone they can, I like predators when they come in the form of animal print panties, so here’s Minka Kelly with her stupid name and her shitty upskirt.


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2007

18

Oct

I am – Heidi Montag in the Same Pink Bikini of the Day

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I thought these bitches were rich girls before The Hills and Laguna Beach started paying them, I guess no matter how much money you have, if you find a bikini you like, you rock that shit daily, because Heidi Montag’s already been seen showing off her fake tits in this bikini weeks ago. I wear the same thing everyday, because I only own a couple of t-shirts and 1 pair of jeans, but I am poor, so when people who see me regularly give me dirty looks because of the smell of these fucking things, I don’t fully blame them. Sometimes when I am sitting at the computer and can smell my own ass, I give myself dirty looks and wish that I wasn’t too lazy to wash them or that I was rich enough to replace them, but let’s face it, when money comes my way, I have a responsibility to myself to spend it on booze.

There was a time that I used to hang with drug addicted hookers, I call those years “The Good Life” like I was Kanye West, but less black. Between the group of them they only owned 2 pairs of underwear each, so if they were seeing the same client for a renewal, they’d switch underwear with one of the other girls. They wouldn’t even think about how fucking disgusting that was, or consider the shit they could get from doing that, but when you fuck multiple men a day for money in back alleys, I guess you don’t really care about what the fuck happens to your vagina. In reality, I thought the whole thing was nice to see, because it meant that they were still girls and still vain and cared about being sexy and not judged by the guys even though their faces were falling off and they smelled like shit.

Either way, here is Heidi Montag in the same bikini as last time, making stupid faces to distract you from her naturally stupid looking face.


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2007

18

Oct

I am – Lucy Lawless Dressed Like a Dude of the Day

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I decided to post these because I always thought bitch was a dyke and I know you used to get off to her broad shoulders, so it’s always funny when the girl you used to jerk off to while watching her on the warrior princess show and reading your comics has decided to go through with the sex change because she was born a man on the inside, like Jamie Lee Curtis. Wearing a man’s shirt and tie is just phase one of letting the world know that it’s coming.

Speaking of cumming, I used to date a hermaphrodite or at least a girl who jokingly told me she was a hermaphrodite over and over again, until I started believing she was opening up to me, and tried to play it off as a joke to gauge my reaction. She had all her lady parts in place and looked like a thin, relatively sexy girl with big natural tits and an ass you could bounce your dick off, but it turned out that ass you could bounce your dick off was packing a dick. Because when she was a baby they found testicles and a prostate in her ass. I never asked if they were removed, I just kept trying to forget that she ever told me shit and tried to believe it was a joke because every time I’d freak out about it, she’d convince me it was a lie, but still every time i’d fuck her normal, functioning vagina, I’d get uncomfortable, but not uncomfortable enough to not bust all over her. Maybe she wasn’t really a hermaphrodite and she was too hot to not fuck and maybe she was just a girl who was fucking with my head 6 months into me slamming her, but in my mind I banged a hermaphrodite and that makes me as weird as you. Cuddles.

Either way, I only like lipstick lesbians and hot chicks experimenting with lesbianism. Bull dykes are just too damaged from being raped or molested or from being fat and ugly that they’ve denounced men and our superficiality. I’d rather put the bull dykes in their flannel and leather and denim and construction boots and strap-on’s with their lesbian haircuts on their motorcycles so that they can ride into the sunset, as fucking far away from me as possible.

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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I suck today. I don’t know what the fuck happened but it was one annoying thing after another that only let me post twice. I guess no one really cares because you don’t read this shit but I am going to get drunk. I know all these sites are a lot hungrier than I am to be the first on content, but they are no way nearly as hungry as my wife. That bitch can eat and is part of the reason why I wasn’t by the computer all day. I guess tomorrow is another day for us, we’ll just have to wait until then to find out if this is the end of stepfather, or if I can pull my shit together. It’s a cliffhanger. Stay tuned. Asshole.

Here are my links:

Hot Panty Upskirt Shot
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Ellen Cries For the Animals on her Show Because She’s Acting To Cover Her Dog Scandal
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Eva Mendes Nude in We Own the Night Video
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This Video is Called Pornstar in the Making….and It Is Some Hot Chick’s First Time on Cam Posing Her Big Boobs
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Vanessa Hudgens Got Fired For Disney Partially Because of These Thonged-Ass Shots
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Kylie Minogue’s Nipples are Hard
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Kelly Brook’s Lauches
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Some Crazy Kid Playing Great Balls of Fire on the Piano
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Elsa Benitez Photoshoot Video From 2002 Cuz She’s Hot
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Guess the Celebrity Ass
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Guess Ellen’s Lesbian Lover’s Boobs
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Watch The Mischa Barton Lesbian Movie Trailer
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Some Japanese Chick Named Haruna Yabuki in a Bikini
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Casey Batchelor is Some Chick With Huge Tits
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Lohan in Some Fuck Me Boots
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Other Women’s Breasts Drive Other Women Crazy…You’re All a Bunch of Dykes….
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Some Crazy Backpakcer Jumps On a High Speed Train For Thrills Cuz Backpackin is Some Hippie Shit
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Britney Spears was the First To Know Lance Bass Was Gay But Was Too Dumb to Realize What Gay Meant…
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Some Victoria Beckham Cleavage at Mel’s Diner
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Carmen Electra’s Fuck Me Boots
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Raven Riley Shows Her Cooter While Suckin’ a Cigar and I Love Both Cooter and Cigars…A Little Taste of Heaven
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Funny Yoga Lesson Beer Commercial
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2008 Calendar Exclusive
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Denise Pernula is in November’s Playboy….Here’s a Video of Her Signing Copies of the Mag for a Bunch of Losers Who Want to Meet the Girl They Jerk Off To, Even Though Jerking Off to Playboy is Like Jerking Off to the Facebook Pictures
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MTV Tries to Show The World That We’re Idiots For Being Able to Recognize Britney and Marilyn and Not Two Fuckers Who Invented Shit Decades Ago…Because We All Know They Just Used Wikipedia Like the Rest of Us. Fuckers.
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Some Viagra Ads From Around the World
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Cat Fight Video of the Day
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The Worlds Unluckiest Man is Luckier Than Me
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Donald Trump and His Bitches
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Pam Anderson’s Classy Wedding
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Some Hot Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Because She’s a Cunt
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A Jennifer Connelly Gallery For You To Fuck Yourself To
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Some More Pics of Kim Kardashian Modeling Her Tits at Her Fashion Show
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Left His Fiance For Lohan and I Would Too
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Ashlee Simpson Dressed in Some Stupid 80s Outfit
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Models in One-Piece Bathing Suits Because I Love Models
GO

Tom Cruise is Raising a Robot and Feeding Her Some Weird Shit
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Brooke Hogan Walking Around Half Naked
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Paris Hilton Dumped Her Pizza Delivering Boyfriend She Got Fucked and Moved On…Life and Times of a Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam With Her Chick Posing With a Football
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The Cruz Sister Sandwich
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Best of Bush from 1994 – If There’s Such Thing of the Best of the Band Bush….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Streaker Gets Arrested
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Black Chick Shaking Her Ass
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Nicole Scherzinger Posing Half Naked in Blender
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Here’s a Lesbian Gallery for You Cuz You Like Tight Lesbians Doing Each Other
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Elevator Surprise Prank
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British Actor Named Anna Friel Topless By The Pool
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Find Out The Best Porn for You
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This Will Get You Sex It’s Proven
GO

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2007

17

Oct

I am – Kat Von D's Hairless Vagina Side Shot of the Day

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Today is an exciting day, because I found out that I have a reader and that reader comes to the site everyday and thinks that the site is worthy of being a daily read. I am pretty surprised that anyone who comes to this site actually knows how to read, I was convinced that everyone coming in was either . Either way, he sent in a side shot of Kat Von D’s tattooed pussy. You can’t really seen anything incriminating, like her dick but it’s a good enough view for you to jerk off to if you have a thing for inked up bitches.

I don’t know why but I find tattoos lame. I think they were cool on rockstars and bikers back in the day, but then frat boys who liked rockstars and bikers and action sports started getting full sleeves and now all these emo kids are getting full body shit done and I find the shit obnoxious, trying to be different when really being the same. So I am a lot more into a nice non-tattooed girl with some nice soft skin than some rough and beat up lookin’ slut from the gutter, but the funniest thing about the whole thing though is that the girl who looks like she’s from the gutter, usually has a lot more class than the pretty little non-tattooed girl who needs constant reaffirmation that she’s pretty by taking dick. Not your dick. But dick.

Either way, here’s that Miami Ink bitch Kat Von D’s side shot of her snatch because she’s hot and you’d like to tattoo her with your cum. Sick-o.

Here’s the Youtube Video:of Her Getting Her Done:

Posted in:Kat Von D|Pussy|Tattoo|Unsorted

2007

17

Oct

I am – Kat Von D’s Hairless Vagina Side Shot of the Day

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Today is an exciting day, because I found out that I have a reader and that reader comes to the site everyday and thinks that the site is worthy of being a daily read. I am pretty surprised that anyone who comes to this site actually knows how to read, I was convinced that everyone coming in was either . Either way, he sent in a side shot of Kat Von D’s tattooed pussy. You can’t really seen anything incriminating, like her dick but it’s a good enough view for you to jerk off to if you have a thing for inked up bitches.

I don’t know why but I find tattoos lame. I think they were cool on rockstars and bikers back in the day, but then frat boys who liked rockstars and bikers and action sports started getting full sleeves and now all these emo kids are getting full body shit done and I find the shit obnoxious, trying to be different when really being the same. So I am a lot more into a nice non-tattooed girl with some nice soft skin than some rough and beat up lookin’ slut from the gutter, but the funniest thing about the whole thing though is that the girl who looks like she’s from the gutter, usually has a lot more class than the pretty little non-tattooed girl who needs constant reaffirmation that she’s pretty by taking dick. Not your dick. But dick.

Either way, here’s that Miami Ink bitch Kat Von D’s side shot of her snatch because she’s hot and you’d like to tattoo her with your cum. Sick-o.

Here’s the Youtube Video:of Her Getting Her Done:

Posted in:Kat Von D|Pussy|Tattoo|Unsorted

2007

17

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff on Set of Greta of the Day

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I originally planned on posting these pictures because they show off how hard Hilary Duff’s working life is, you know having to run around like an asshole and crawl on the ground after wrestling a bitch for her bag like she was a 10 year old kid in the park fighting over a chocolate bar, which is probably where this fat ass got her inspiration from, because her ugly sister used to emotionally eat all the chocolate in the house when they were growing up and before developing an eating disorder, because food heals a broken soul who is jealous of her sister’s success….and Hilary sometimes just wanted a Milky Way baby.

But then I checked my email and the paparazzi are after me for the last set of Hilary Duff I posted, so I decided to let them know that I am like Gangster like T.I. and don’t give a fuck cuz I found this shit on a message board.

Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

You are posting these images of Hilary Duff illegally.
We hold the copyright and you have not obtained a license to use this photo.
Please remove all Splash images immediately or legal action will follow.
If you would like to discuss rates and feature splash material legally please contact me at 310 821 2666 ext 117.
Cheers Griff

SPLASH NEWS
333 W. Washington Boulevard, Suite 508
Marina del Rey – CA 90292 – USA
Tel 001 310 821 2666 – Fax 001 310 396 5152

Andrew Griffiths
agriffiths@splashnews.com
Splash News Sales

I am offended that they didn’t open up with this email with some greeting. I replied telling them I have no money and can’t pay them and would like them to pay me for the damages all their harassment is causing me emotionally. Either way, here are the Hilary Duff getting paid to play in some Oscar worthy performance that will be overlooked because the movie’s going straight to fucking video and if it’s not, it should. Cuddles.


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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth and that girls are throwing their pussies around like they never have before and people are starting to fuck at a young age because they were raised by their TVs and the internet and use sluts and porn as their role models, while their self-centered parents were out earning a living to buy them the slutty clothes they think are fashionable because they make their tits bust out of their shirts or they asses hang out of their skirts, and they assume that fucking is what will make them famous like Lohan or Paris or get them respect from the dudes they hang with, who have been jerking off to porn since they’ve been ten and know more about fucking than Britney Spears. Now I am not an expert, but slutty girls never get respect, but I still love them just the same and I don’t care if they are into getting naked on camera or easy to get in my mouth, as long as they are willing to do it for me. The real comedy in all this is that this whole slut movement’s taking over the world, but you’re still not getting laid. At least you’ve got my links to click on. They won’t get your dick wet, but they will distract you from how lame you are. Cuddles.

Some Hot Fantasia Barrino Bikini Pictures
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Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Bloody Mary Optical Illusion cuz Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas for It….
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Jenna Jameson on the Catwalk Modeling for Heatherette, Lookin’ Like Death
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A whole lot of White Girls Crankin’ Dat for Soulja Boy and I love White Girls Dancing in Shorts….
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The World’s Worst Plastic Surgery
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Classic Naked Angelina Jolie Sex Scene
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Scarlett Johannson and her Whore Cleavage or You To Remember The Last Time You Ever Saw Tits Even Though They Looked Nothing Like This…
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Some Loser Beatboxes The Three’s Company Theme Song Cuz He’s Hip Hop
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Brad Pitt Was a Strippin’ Frat Boy in College…I Hate Frat Boys.
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The MoneyMaker Has Shaken…And It Is Good
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How To Carve a Pumpkin Because Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas
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Lohan’s Back in LA and is Being Good – I Can’t Wait for the Relapse – Because That’s When I Will Move to LA and Make Her My Wife….
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Steve-O Naked for PETA – Like He’ll Be Able To Influence Anyone To Not Wear Fur….
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Victoria Beckham’s Got some Hard Nipples
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Watch Britney Spears Get Booked After Turning Herself In…All The Cool Kids Are Getting Arrested…You Should Too
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Some Hayden Panettiere is Lookin’ Alright in a White Dress….
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Kid Rock is Banging Paris Hilton…Nice Incestuous Life of a Celebrity. You Think They’d Be Able to Get Some New Blood Into the Fucking Mix….
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Heidi and Spencer Eating Tacos…But Not The Kind of Tacos I Like Eating…Get It? That Was a Vagina Reference!!
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Some Catfight Video
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Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in Some Spanish Magazine Lookin’ Classy
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Some Horny Dog Ruins This Girls Dance Routine
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Cameron Diaz Showing Off Her Rack That I Didn’t Know She Had
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Kate Walsh is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Chick Named Giulia Siegal in a See-Through Top
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Some Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge in Some Lingerie
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Britney’s Friend Talks About Why Britney Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Some Hot Webcam Chick in Action
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Laughing at this Video Will Send You To Hell…Oh Well…I am Sure Worse Things Could Happen, Because This is Next Level Funny
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Some Psycho Neighbor Goes Nuts on Her Lawnmower
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A Whole Lot of Stacy Keibler Half Naked Pics Cuz She’s Hot
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Hottest Brazilan Wife You’ll Ever See
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Some Hot Lesbian French Kiss on Holland TV
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Dudes Dancing on the Subway Car
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The Biggest Joke of the Day is that Ricky Martin Got a Star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame….
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The Gayest Fucking Chocolate Bar Commercial Ever
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Some Artist Uses Celebrities In Compromising Positions for her Work…I Want to Use Lohan in Compromising Positions for My Work.
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Kate Hudson’s Got a See Through Shirt On And I Don’t Care Because She’s Ugly
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Some Talkdown Interview with Radiohead
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Some Chick Named Lucy from LSG Posing Naked in this Video o a Photoshoot
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Some Asshole Kid Slams His Mother to the Floor
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Some University of Texas Chick Being Naked and Slutty and Lesbionic
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Amber Tamblyn is Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Illegitimate Child…WHAT?!! This is Huge Considering I’ve Never Heard of Any of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vote on the Hottest Tennis Asses
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I Love Rihanna, Download Her CD from the stepFORUM
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Download the Hives CD Leak – It’s Supposed to be Hard to Find…
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Some Dude in the Hot Tub With A Lot of Japanese Girls
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People Fucking in Shallow Water
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This will get sluts around you horny
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Pleasureville’s Got 56 Videos Featuring Some Slut Slutting Out
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2007

16

Oct

I am – What the Fuck is Bai Ling Wearing of the Day

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I always thought Bai Ling was a clown. She pretty much has no career other than attending events to expose her massive nipples and maybe being in Playboy and a few shitty movies, but now I am happy to see her going back to what she was always destined to be while wearing the stupidest outfit I have probably ever seen. I was wondering whether she showed up to the event in a Volkswagen Bug with 15 of her clown friends and stepped out juggling and doing cartwheels, I guess I will never know since I don’t get invited to all the high profile shit she gets invited to like Jaime Pressly’s Spring/Summer 2008 J’aime Collection…right…

I remember I worked as a clown for about a week. It was one of those things that happens when you have no money and want to get fucked up and decide to randomly apply for jobs to see what comes from it. They expected me to attend events at the mall and birthday parties and other low quality events people hire shitty clowns to attend. I only made it out to one job after the week of training on how to make animals out of balloons in some warehouse, they had an open bar set up and I naturally assumed that those were the benefits of the job since they weren’t offering health insurance and were only paying 10 dollars an hour. I ended up wasted within 20 minutes, grabbing the kids mom’s ass within 30 minutes and throwing up on a kid within the hour. I was fired and never got paid because of damages, but it made for a good sunday afternoon. It is the day of Jesus after all.


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2007

16

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson Loves Her Dog and I Love Her Tits of the Day

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I used to hang out at the Airport hoping to find girls who were coming into town for the weekend. I figured it would be the best way to beat all the other locals to their vaginas because you know a group of girls in town for a weekend is going to end up with all of them having sex with at least one person each and being there to greet them was key to my success because I never had much game. I’d see them walking out and I’d run up to them pretending they were a long lost friend who I was there to meet and who I hadn’t seen in a long time. They were always pretty receptive until I’d ask them to get into my van.

In those days girls at airports were never this put together. They would be in workout gear or sweatpants and look tired and unshowered. You know practically in their pajamas, but not the good kind of pajamas, so it’s nice seeing Jessica Simpson lookin’ good at the airport. It’s also nice to see her carrying her dog around like he’s her best friend, because he probably is the only person she lets eat her used tampons or lick her dirty underwear. Dogs have it made and celebrity dogs really have it made, I always wanted to live the life of a dog and I pretty much do. I sit in the house all day and enjoy shitting on sidewalks.

Here are those pics,


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