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2009

05

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Picture of the Day

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Here’s a little advice that comes direct from the editor’s desk at Elle for the trannies, the fat chicks and the ugly chicks who are using online dating sites to lure new unsuspecting cock.

Learn how to use photoshop proper, become a fucking expert because a good picture of yourself is your best weapon in reaching orgasm from another person or at least getting a motherfucker to come meet you.

I understand there is a fear of backlash, that your pictures may have lied, but it’s better that the pictures are of yourself and not of your hot friend, cuz when 4 am on a Friday rolls around, the time of night perfect to meet your online dating boyfriend, because they are ready to fuck you since they never met you, and are usually drunk somotherfuckeer will accept an uglier version of the picture they fell for, and will just get weirded out by meeting a totally different person….

Thanks for the demonstration Hayden.

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2009

09

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss in VIdeo of the Day

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I posted the screenshots and no I have the video of Hayden Panettiere kissing a chick on Heros. I am just posting it for anyone who got excited over the shit, because I knew when it came down to it, the video would be a total let down, not only is the girl doing the kissing ugly as fuck, but it’s not even feeding any lesbian fantasy, mainly cuz Hayden’s got a dick, but also because I’ve

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2009

07

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl of the Day

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Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….

Posted in:girl|Hayden Panettiere|Kiss|Lesbian

2009

02

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s in Shorts for her Fans of the Day

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Hayden Pantettiere was seen wearing a pair of panties in public, sure they look like denim shorts, but that’s just cuz she’s a troll, it’s like the time my wife put on a pair of XXL sweatpants I got from the Salvation Army that didn’t have shit stains on them, and it looked like a brand new fucking pair of leggings on her fat calves, only my wife isn’t wanted by 99% the virgin, videogame, superhero, comic collecting crowd for sexual purposes, but in her defense, she’s not wanted by ANYONE for sexual purposes…..and in all honestly part of me wants to fuck Hayden and that part of me is my testicles….here are her pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Shorts

2009

10

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is trying to hide from the paparazzi because she is leaving a club and she isn’t 21. Boring. Who gives a fuck, I’ve been drinking consistently since I was 14, I was in bars at 16, at 20, I was drunk everyday, fucking random whores and it was a good fucking time, it’s not like this bitch is 12 and wrecking shit up.

That said, celebrity pussy just doesn’t have the same fucking appeal it used to have a few years ago when the starlets were a group of troubled souls everyone idolized on a rampage, doing drugs, taking full advantage of their position, and since those girls have slowly disappeared and people have lost interest, no one has taken their place, so instead of posting about Lohan all night sex parties, I’m stuck talking about a bitch leaving a clube a few months before her 21st birthday. Fuck yourself.

The only thing funny about this is how small Hayden looks in the arm of an asian and I know how small asians are making me realize just how big my little dick would look in her midget hand. It’d me like fucking a 7 year old and I know all you weirdos love that shit….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Hiding

2009

03

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in her Cheerleader Costume of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader on the show that she is on, which is convenient both for the dudes who wanna fuck already living out that fantasy they’ve always had growing up involving a cheerleader who wouldn’t pay attention to them in the back of the class because they liked star wars, as well as for Hayden, because she’s got such strong shoulders and thighs, pretty much made for lifting her friends and throwing them around, and she’s little enough to do backflips while standing, which is all very exciting when thinking about how she performs in the bedroom, if you’re the kind of guy who isn’t scared of getting choked out by powerful thighs when goin down on a bitch.

I think she looks kinda funny in this get-up. It’s like being at a halloween party and your homeboy is dressed like a cheerleader, all awkward lookin and shit, but not quite as awkward as you both feel the next day when waking up naked in each other’s arms cuz you got a little too into character, not that I think she’s a man or that I think fucking her is like gay sex, but she definitely has a few similar fuckin’ traits and who really cares what I think, here are the pics….of a girl you’d probably just rather like giver you a “B”…..give you a “J”……

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

01

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in Her Pink Spandex Shorts of the Day

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When I first saw these Hayden pics, I thought “gross, I can see her balls” or vagina shaped like balls, like she was a gay dude on rollerskates, but as I saw them from a little closer I may or may not have got a little turned on. There’s just something about tight spandex, vagina hugging shorts that drive me a little bananas, shit just gets my nuts goin nuts, even if the bitch is built like a pick-up truck, maybe even is a little manly in her stance, or short in her stature, but these shorts just cancel all that out and are a huge reason why I sit by the bike path every weekend watching rollerbladers go by cuz they aren’t just for celebs you know, they are everywhere and I love them.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Shorts

2009

27

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Lookin’ for Male Attention at Comic Con of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere knows where her target audience of men who want to fuck her hang and that’s primarily with the weird sci-fi motherfuckers who see women as a mythical creature that you need powers from the dark overlords to contact, especially when they look like Hayden Panettiere, because bitch is built like a troll princess from some obscure role playing game, making the masturbation fantasy all that more believable, and bitch fuckin’ knows it. She knows all these people are horny enough to want her, she knows that they are really the only group of people who don’t need to be drunk to stomach fuckin’ her, so bitch got all dolled the fuck up and wore a cleavage dress, just to get a little more male attention, maybe to start a little uprising, and to feel better about herself, because growing up, her mother was the one all the boys looked at when they were on the beach and now’s her chance, even if she’s at an event that I could wear to and get a bunch of numbers at, because motherfuckers are just that horny, but it’s good for the ego.

Posted in:cleavage|Comic-Con|Hayden Panettiere

2009

14

Jul

Hayden Panettiere in a Virginal Topless Scene of the Day

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People are making a big deal about this new movie called Beth Cooper where Hayden Panettiere was wrongfully cast to be the hot chick in the school, which would really only happen in the North Pole, and toy making school, where midgets and trolls are the norm, not that a place like that actually exists and either does Santa Claus, unless you count the pedophile in the mall with a boner in his red suit loving every second of his minimum wage job.

This is the kind of topless scene that would only get a virgin fan excited, which I guess is convenient since 98% of Hayden Panettiere’s fans are virgins and the ones who aren’t are just victims of being molested who really like the show Heroes.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Topless|Virgins

2009

10

Jul

Hayden Panettiere In Details Wearing a Bikini of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere would like to thank the photoshop artist for removing her Adam’s Apple and her scrotum pussy lip slip in this bikini photoshoot for Details. I’m not saying she’s a man, I’m just saying she’s got more testosterone than a man and that slowly makes her body transform into some hybrid gender. The good news is that despite the impending male pattern baldness, she’s got the sex drive of a fuckin’ 30 year old fat chick who hasn’t been fucked since she was 18 and has been wanting to ever since, and it doesn’t make you gay, even when she makes you suck her clit like it was a preschooler’s dick. I don’t know how I feel about using “prechooler’s dick” in a sentence, but I just did it. I guess I’m crazy.

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