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2008

24

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass of the Day

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I saw a girl the other day who had absolutely no ass. She wasn’t anorexic and she wasn’t so fat shit was buried in her thighs. She was just totally average in size and was wearing leggings leaving little to my imagination which turned out to be too bad because when I got to staring at her shit, my imagination would have made things better but instead I was stuck trying to figure out where she shits from, or what she sits on, because her legs turned into back without anything in between and it looked fucking mutant to me.

I got to talking to the teenage girl next to me who about it because she caught me staring and told me that she thought shit was strange too and she went on a rant about how she would rather have a Kim Kardashian sized ass that makes shopping for jeans impossible even if it meant having to have sex black men for the rest of her life, I thought that was a pretty bold statement because Kardashian’s ass is disgustingly big and makes her look like a lazy slob and I asked her to stand up and show me what she was dealing with and she refused.

About 5 minutes later a black dude showed up and sat next to her and they started making out, so I guess that was her boyfriend and she’s already getting black cock and Kim Kardashian’s ass is something she holds on a pedistole, like something she wishes she had to better please her man and all the men to come her way since they’ll all be black. Teenage girls are such whores. I blame hip hop. We’re all going to hell.

Posted in:Ass|Big|Kim Kardashian

2008

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian has created her career by pretty much whoring herself out to Paris Hilton to be seen and known and then by whoring herself out to Ray J and the porn company that bought her sex tape for 5,000,000 dollars, leading to more opportunities to whore herself out to the paparazzi with tips of where she was going to be so that they could get pictures of her that could be distributed to the world and to people like me to write about her, making her more relevant or at least relevant enough to land a TV show, where she whores out on camera because people see to give a shit about what her uselessness does in a given day.

Now she wears T-shirts claiming that she’s not another photo op, or that the other day when she went shopping, she wasn’t another photo op, and that’s pretty funny to me, because I know that she probably has the paparazzi on speed dial and probably staged today’s pictures in hopes of getting in a magazine or on a blog, but wore a shirt pretending that they are invading her privacy.

Celebrities and almost-celebrities, love these fuckers. They love the cameras and cry like little girls about them for show, all while using them as the most important marketing tool in their whole career plan and the whole thing is offensive to me, but not nearly as offensive as Kim Kardashian’s fat ass that is clearly nothing special to look at and very reminiscent of the fat chick who works at McDonald’s down the street from me, who has had a few too many Big Macs, but not enough to beat my wife in an old county fair weigh-off, but at least my wife knows she isn’t sexy and has no business wearing tight jeans, mainly because the biggest sized jeans we can find don’t fit over her disgustingness, but that’s got nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and her eating disorder.

Some Fat Tits From the Other Day

More Fat Tits from the Other Day …..

Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2008

16

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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kim kardashian fat ass in a bikini

I feel a lot like Kim Kardashian today. I ate chinese food with a friends at 5 am last night and had fast food in the afternoon, I ate a bag of chips and about 12 beers throughout the day and this has been going on for a few months and I’ve lost buttons off all my pants, people refer to me as big guy more than they ever have, I have scars from where my jogging pant elastic waistband digs into my skin. My T-shirt barely works anymore more and exposes my backside when I sit, because there isn’t enough fabric to go around, and everyone can see my fat ass crack since I don’t wear underwear. It’s got to the point where mothers have come up to me and have asked me to pull up my pants because they find me inappropriate with the kids like I was R. Kelly.

Here is Kim Kardashian and her Junk Food Eating body up in her bikini again all because you like fat chicks.

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2008

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Bikini Ass of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a fucking beast of a girl who shouldn’t be out in a bikini, but should be at home on her treadmill because that is not a hot fat ass, it is just a fat ass. Sure her and her sister both have pretty curvy bodies and big hips but at least her sister doesn’t break chairs when she sits down.

The thing I love about these pictures is the animal print front of her bikini, not because her vagina is a wild animal that can’t be tamed, but because no matter how little clothing she has on and no matter how much money she has in the bank, she’s still a fuckin’ piece of trash, a really overweight piece of trash.

Bonus – Kim Kardashian Maintaining her Body By Eating Ice Cream Cuz She’s Fat and Likes Putting Things in Her Mouth

Another BONUS – Pictures of her Fat Ass Shopping Earlier in the Week

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2008

13

May

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Cellulite Removed of the Day

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These videos are always hit or miss, sometimes they work and sometimes they crash my website, but I figured this one was worth posting because it’s from the Kardashian show and its Kim getting her Laser Treatment that she’s coincidentally a spokesperson for. It’s like this whore will do anything for an easy dollar, she’d probably even fuck a black dude on video if the opportunity came around and if it meant gettin’ paid. She’s got some kind of lifestyle that she’s trying to keep up, like this dude I saw on Cold Case Files who took out life insurance on 2 sets of wives after staging “accidental” deaths to cash out that shit. Makin’ easy money was his priority and didn’t mind how the fuck he did it. It was pretty sick but not quite as sick as Kardashian talking about how the cellulite machine feels like someone is suckin’ her thigh and makin’ faces like she’s cumming while her sisters watch compelled and uncomfortable because even family knows that no one wants to see her fat ass getting fondled by a machine. I guess the highlight of the

Posted in:Cellulite|Kim Kardashian|Panties

2008

12

May

Kim Kardashian is Fat Assed of the Day

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Kim Kardashian admits that she’s a fat lazy slob by getting laser cellulite treatment instead of going to the gym. I have been saying that she’s s a fat pig of a woman for the last couple years that she’s been in the limelight, but for some reason dudes out there still think she’s hot and has an amazing ass.

I decided to post this picture of Kim Kardashian in a fat person outfit because she is fat. Her ass looks like a doughy piece of shit that was left behind in a pair of my underwear after drinking too much one night. I know that I have no standards and you probably don’t either but I am not blinded by the fact that she has money and a pussy, and can accept the fact that this is not a hot ass and is a disgusting ass and I want you to be able to do the same thing, because until you do I will have trouble updating my site knowing that you cocksuckers are so delusional and desperate.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2008

07

May

Kim Kardashian and Her Cellulite Treatment of the Day

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So we have all agreed that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy bitch who just happens to have a flat stomach making the average person think she’s not a fat lazy bitch but something vuluptuous and desireable, which is almost understandable having been to Plattsburgh, New York for some discount shopping with my wife a while ago and realizing that her fat ass felt at home there because she was thinner than the bitches we ran into at Taco Bell. Unfortunately, my bed doesn’t feel the same way after years of suffering under her obesity.

Either way, being the whore that Kim Kardashian is she decided to get Cellulite Laser treatment on her fat lazy ass because Paris Hilton made fun of her and made her realize that she’s a fuckin’ pig while everyone else was stroking her ego. It always takes a catty jealous bitch to put a girl who thinks she’s better than she actually is in line. The laser treatment was a pretty good fuckin’ solution for her because she didn’t have to get off her fat lazy ass or stop shoveling her fat lazy hand that is clearly not too fat or too lazy to reach her fat lazy mouth. Now she’s out pimping this shit because they are either paying her or giving her free treatments and that’s just the kind of tradeoff whores like. I wouldn’t expect much more from this cunt because we are talking about a girl who made 5,000,000 dollars and launced a fat lazy career off a fuckin’ sex tape here.


To Read Her Post on Her Cellulite and See Her Erotic Calendar for Her Boyfriend Cuz She’s a Slut
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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2008

29

Apr

Kim Kardashian Gets in a Fight With Her Sister of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian’s sister’s a jealous of her because she’s had a sex tape that made her 5,000,000 dollars and now she can afford to get a Bentley, while they haven’t had any high profile sex tapes released that made them 5,000,000 dollars to afford a Bentley of their own. Watching these spoiled cunts fight about something so fuckin’ obnoxious like a 250,000 dollar car while the rest of the world is struggling to pay our fuckin’ bills. Now I am not jealous about other people’s success even if I know the cunt is fat and useless to the world, because that’s not entirely their fault and more your fault for supporting her career enough to get her in this position to begin with and that’s just another reason why I hate you.

I guess the highlight of the video is when Kim throws a spoiled brat fit and punches at her monster-sized sister, unfortunately her sister didn’t react the way I wanted her too, which would leave Kim an invalid because I think that would be one step closer to the improvement of society, but I guess Kim is her boss and she has to keep it cool to not get fired from Kim’s show, but at least there is a lesson in this video and that is that we can’t always get what we want. I guess these useless trials and tribulations of a useless person is what you all want to see because you want to fuck her and I will never fully understand that but I will take pleasure in watching her get fatter and fatter as she sits on her ass ordering drive thru in her new car emotionally eating herself to death because she’ll find out material goods don’t bring her happiness because she’ll always just be a second rate Paris Hilton and that’s depressing enough for anyone to want to kill themselves.

Here is Kim Kardashian at some beach, not in a bikini, but in a Fat Chick Bikini because she realizes no one wants to see that shit and it’s better if she keeps what those late night ice cream cones did to her…to herself.

Posted in:Fight|Kim Kardashian

2008

23

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Working Out of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian having a much needed workout.

I guess the truth hurts because she’s actually taking it to actually exercising. The funniest thing about these pictures is that I’ve been calling Kim Kardashian a fat pig for the last 6 months and I continuously get hate for it, but the second Paris Hilton says bitch has cottage cheese legs, she starts working out like some kind of high school girl who got a nose job cuz the pretty girl said she had a big nose. It’s some low self esteem shit that would explain the emotional eating of ice cream that got her in this situation to begin with and reality is that she should have been doing this long time ago, but all you cocksuckers encouraged her to eat more and said her fat was hot and that if anyone thought otherwise, they were into little boys, but it just took those cutting words from someone she thinks matters to get her off the ice cream.

What that means is that Kim Kardashian, along with the rest of the world, values Paris Hilton’s evil words more than they value my evil words, even though she is a stupid, useless cunt. Society tells us to listen to people like her, who have money and celebrity, that’s why the politicians are trying to get as many endorsements as possible, including Heidi Montag, a bitch who is worth less than her fuckin’ breast implants, while the assholes like you and me, who are probably much better suited to make statements about reality since we don’t live in a fuckin’ fantasy, are expected to worship the cocksuckers and everything that comes out of their mouth. They are even trying to get us to jerk off to them in their sex tapes, trying to infiltrate us from all angles, even in the fuckin’ porn we watch despite us knowing they suck harder than regular porn and not in a good way, we still watch because they are rich and known. I guess it’s all part of the brainwash process.

But at least someone’s finally put this fat ass whore to work…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Working Out

2008

16

Apr

Kim Kardashian Takes on the Paparazzi of the Day

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These are the fuckers I am up against and I am really not all that worried about taking each and everyone of them out. I am not threatening to kill them or anything psycho, cuz the photographers are not my enemy, it’s the people who they are working for who I don’t like. I figure the best way to ruin the paparazzi agency is to start up some kind of union to protect the workers rights as paparazzi photographers. I figure they are freelance, don’t have medical insurance and work long hours for shitty pay while making the same fuckers who run after me rich by giving them the rights to sell their photos. I know you don’t give a fuck about this quest to take these fuckers down, but I do know that I messaged Kim Kardashian awhile ago to help me take out these fuckers and it looks like she’s partnered up with someone else to do it because no one likes me.

At least she’s found a use for the cheap video camera skills that got her famous in the first place. This could be a glimpse into the future of Kim Kardashian when her 5 minutes of fame have dried up and the only person left caring about her is herself. That way she can feel like people still think she’s relevant by being her own paparazzi. I don’t know if she’ll be too good at running after herself without running out of breath and passing out from her emotional eating obesity, but it would be funny to watch her try to jump over a fence to get an exclusive picture of herself in her backyard, but that’s just cuz it’s always fun watching a fat guy struggle….

On a side note, it looks like she’s got some hip hop bling around her neck, and I guess her future also involves dating and getting knocked up by rappers (not rapists) and pro athletes….she’s got a fat ass like that.

Bonus – Paris Hilton’s Apology to Kim Kardashian for Saying Kardashian’s Ass is Fat
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