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2008

Sep

Megan Fox is Just Like You of the Day

So Megan Fox is jumping on this lesbian train because when interviewed by GQ she went off on how she used to date a Russian Stripper named Nikita and by date she means she’d show up at her work, buy lap dances, give her drinks while promising her a better life not stripping, sound familiar, you lonely fuck? She claims it happened when she was 18 and when her boyfriend dumped her and it’s really one of those typical stories that I call a fuckin’ lie trying to get guys to jerk off to her harder than they already do and because bitch is just trying to get on the lesbian train for attention. The main reason I know shit’s a lie is because she said she thinks Jenna Jameson is hot and is obsessed with her and anyone in their right mind knows that’s a canned answer from 5 years ago. This bitch obviously lives in a fucking bubble, a theory supported by the fact that she’s dating some heart throb from 15 years ago and still thinks he’s good enough for her box.

Either way, she got in a bikini for GQ and these are the pics….

Posted in:Bikini|Lesbian|Megan Fox

2008

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Supports Her Lesbian’s Sister’s Clothing Line Fashion Show With Her Big Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a good lesbian, she doesn’t wear bras anymore, despite having massive tits, which is something I’m into right now, but won’t be when she’s a 40 year old lesbian and not just a 21 year old lesbian who looks 40, with tits that hang down to her gut who and who doesn’t wear bras, has a shaved head, rocks some flannel and some construction boots and who loves getting fucked with Dolphin shaped dildoes because penis is the fucking enemy, not that I’ll be alive, or that Lohan will still be a dyke then, but you get what I am saying, even though I don’t.

She stood by her girlfriend at her girlfriends sister’s fashion show proving that this relationship is a good publicity stunt for the whole family, not that she’s actually in a relationship, it’s all just speculation and lies and that pisses me off, so until I see a video of them going lickin’ each other’s assholes, I don’t buy this for a second and will just think of this whole Lohan Ronson thing is a bad joke, because those bitches are playing the media probably a lot harder than they are playing each other’s vaginas.

Speaking of bad jokes, I was stuck on a bus the other day because I wanted to visit a friend of mine who lived outside of town and I don’t have a car. I didn’t realize that there was some kind of construction going on that turned this 30 minute ride into a 2 hour long painful experience, I was sitting in front of some dude who was with some really busty skinny chick who I assume was his girlfriend. The entire ride he kept making bad jokes and observations of shit going on while trying to drop his one liners that were fuckin’ killing me. Every time he would speak, I’d just shake my head in disapproval. He said shit like “what’s a surfer say when he has diarrhea? Squirts Up” and the hot chick he was with would just laugh and laugh….he said shit like “What’s a Chinese guy’s favorite kind of tea? Kar-a-tea” and she was roaring, while I knew that a Chinese person’s favorite tea was Green Tea, thanks to all it’s healing properties and just wanted to punch him in the face for being a fuckin’ loser and cunt punch his girl for humoring him just to see what her box felt like.

I guess that doesn’t matter, but here are those pics of Lohan who is showing off her tits and according to rumors, knows exactly what Sam Ronson’s box feels like.

Bonus that’s Not Really a Bonus – Lohan at the VMA red carpet, lookin’ pretty fuckin’ horrible.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits|Uncategorized

2008

Aug

Courtenay Semel is a Busted Up Fame Whore of the Day

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The thing I hate about Courtnenay Semel isn’t the fact that she spells her name obnoxiously and something I hate is when parents give their kids a normal name but spell it stupid, it’s not the fact that she is an ugly jew who looks like the Grinch who stole Christmas, not because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Christmas because they don’t get to join in the fun, or because I consider Lohan’s vagina to be a Christmas Miracle Semel stole from Penises everywhere, but the fact that she’s a spoiled rich piece of shit trying to get some airtime.

She is a busted up fame whore whose double sided dildo even turns her down for sex because of how nasty she is. She’s just trying to get attention because her enitre life her dad, the ex-CEO of Yahoo! was too busy losing out to Google to give her the love and attention and in his defense, if I produced something that looks like this, I wouldn’t give her much attention and probably would have put her up for adoption pretending I had nothing to do with this mess.

Now she’s attaching herself to various celebrities and other rich kids and releasing personal information so people finally notice her and pay attention to her as this high profile dyke and that’s probably the reason her dad who has made over $500 million at Yahoo! and has gone so far as to donate $25 million to UCLA Neuropsychiatric Institute for behaviorial issues in efforts to sweep shit under the rug and get a tax credit in the process.

Either way, I am surprised people even hang out with her let alone lickin’ whatever the fuck she’s got hiding in her expensive rich kid underwear and here she is with Tila Tequila, her latest vagina who is probably only with her for personal gain and access to more of that internet coverage that made her famous in the first place, but that’s just because Tila Tequila is a whore.

UPDATE – COURTENAY SEMEL GOT ARRESTED AFTER THIS PICS WERE TAKEN BECAUSE SHE’S CRAZY

Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher – and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down.

Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”

Typical Rich Girl Behavior….here are the pics…

Posted in:Courtenay Semel|Lesbian|Ugly

2008

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Big Lesbian Tits and No Bra of the Day

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Part of the reason I don’t believe that Lohan is a full blown Lesbian is because of her tits. The only lesbians I have met with a hot set of tits have never really been lesbian, but more the kind of girl who charges you 20 dollars a song to let you watch her lick a pussy during a lesbian show in the VIP room of the stripclub. Real Lesbians with big tits usually have the stomach, ass and legs to match and have turned to lesbianism as a last resort for finding love and affection by someone who they aren’t necessarily as superficial as a guy is and who can connect to them on an emotional level and not only on a physical level because physically, they are disgusting.

Sure Lohan’s got a whole fuckin’ suitcase of issues, from daddy issues after being born into a family with a cheating, alocholic father and commitment issues that stem from FES from That 70’s Show who broke her teenage heart when he was just lookin’ for a good time, to self worth issues that stem from having been thrown into the industry as some kind of tool to make other people money with some whore of a mother leading her to drugs and drinking and multiple sex partners only to decide that the only way to change her image and her lifestyle is to date girls or some shit. I mean, I’m not a therapist but most of the gay dudes I know come from abusive childhoods or are products of being bullied and gay is like the club for all these rejects. I will bet money that only a small percentage of people are actually genetically attracted to the same gender and the rest are just lookin’ for acceptance and a life of fabulousness.

Either way, she’s not wearing a bra and last night, while out, I was somehow managed to hang out with a group of 18 year olds while they were getting ready to go out to a club. One of them didn’t want to wear her bra and decided that she needed to tape her tits to get the support she needed and for some reason she felt the need to do it in front of me. After about a minute of seeing her strapping her teenage breasts down like they were a box and she was a mover, I chimed in a told her she was doing it all wrong, so she asked me to do it for her, so there I am in the middle of the street with a topless 18 year old and a roll of tape trying to find the best way to simulate the effect of a bra and I felt like I won the fuckin’ lottery. I mean I didn’t get turned on by the shit, but I was thinking that maybe my life isn’t that bad and that I should start putting ads on Craigslist soliciting my new found talent of makin’ bras our of household object.

Either way, here’s Lohan’s tits, a set I wouldn’t mind being asked to tape up, which isn’t saying much because I would pretty much tape any tits that are asking to be taped and I am tempted to take this new found talent to the street kids who can’t afford bras but that’s just because I like helping those less fortunate have cleavage.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits

2008

Aug

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Boots of the Day

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Lohan is taking this whole lesbian thing pretty fucking seriously. It won’t be long before she shaves her head and leaves her bangs, gains 80 pounds, wears flannel and rips off dicks for a full time job. I guess the actor in her makes living this lie a lot easier for her because she gets into fuckin’ wardrobe, gets gay married and jumps through the lesbian hoops only a molested fat girl could really understand like it was a fucking movie role.

I am not saying that she’s not bumping vagina with Ronson, I am not saying that they aren’t in love and I am not saying she’s denounced cock because she’s had enough of it to last a normal girls lifetime numerous times over and every single one of those cocks has turned its back on her because no one respects anyone that easy and no one sticks around after they get what they want after the first hour of knowing a person. I am also not saying that FEZ from that 70s show didn’t fuck up her idea of relationships because he was older than her and tricked her into banging him and made her want to marry him before leaving him or that she has trust issues stemming from her cheating drunk father. But I am saying that this lesbian shit is just working for her now, because she’s an unstable, boring, sensitive piece of shit with no sense of humor and this is won’t last forever. It’s just a phase and I’ve seen in time and time again with broken hearted, addict girls who work at the strip club.

In all honesty, I like Sam Ronson a lot. I think she’s fuckin’ cool, down to earth and even kinda talented, but she is in over her head with this Lohan trash. Having to deal with this broken down cunt that we’d all probably like to help breakdown a littel more than it already is, is probably a lot to deal with and no pussy is worth that kind of energy.

Either way, here’s indentity confused Lohan rockin’ her lesbian boots to help both her and the public believe her childish, useless sexuality lie.

Posted in:Boots|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2008

Jul

Nereida Gallardo’s Lesbian Bikini Pictures of the Day

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So Soccer Star Ronaldo dumped this Nereida chick a couple of days ago because he was tired of living the lie, and had to come to terms with the fact that wearing tight little shorts felt a little too good, but not as good as all those extra hours spent in the men’s locker room after the big game, letting his teammates perform hazing rituals on him to initiate him, despite not being a rookie anymore. It was more of a release for him, one that he wanted to further explore and vagina was a real downer for that…

The good news is that this Nereida chick was only with him because he was a famous and rich athlete and her free winning ride was bound to end, because dudes just don’t respect social climbing whores, will denounce men until she’s over the pain of seeing her lottery ticket ripped up before her very eyes.

At least she’ll have a famous love affair to reflect on and think about everytime the average laborer she marries crawls up on her and sticks it inside her, as dreams of her future of a life of fake tits and beach vacations turn into cleaning a modest 2 bedroom house while making pasta 4 times a week for her family to cut costs to be able to afford a modest family trip to Disneyworld…

Posted in:Bikini|Lesbian|Nereida Gallardo

2008

Jun

Jessica Biel and Her Lesbian Haircut of the Day

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Nothing says coming to terms with your lesbianism like rockin’ a fucking lesbian haircut and nothing says lesbian haircut like a femme-mullet. I don’t know what more you dudes need to believe the inevitable, it’s like you will only stop jerking off to her ripped body when you see videos of her slammin the shit out of Justin Timberlake with her huge cock.

It’s like that time that everyone told me that this dude I was hanging out with was into dudes and he’d always make subtle passes at me and I’d just blow it off like it wasn’t a thing because I had never caught him in the fucking act, I’d tell those naysayers they were fucking crazy, until one morning after passing out drunk at his house, I woke up with my cock in his mouth. Between you and me, I let him finish, but that’s just because I was half asleep and only fags turn down blowjobs, but what it came down to was that my friend was actually gay and I was just blind to it because he seemed like such a normal and cool guy.

So sometimes things can’t be laid out for you like that and you have to take the facts and come to your own conclusions and my conclusion is that Jessica Biel eats pussy.

Posted in:Haircut|Jessica Biel|Lesbian

2008

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Got a Hot Lesbian Girlfriend of the Day

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I don’t know why everyone is all up on the Lohan/ Ronson lesbian scandal while people like Jessica Biel are openly out and by out I mean totally showing off their lesbianism with some old fat chick. I feel like that kind of sexual dysfunction is almost worth talking about but then again, Biel is pretty useless so I’ll just leave it at that.

Posted in:Hot|Jessica Biel|Lesbian

2008

May

Pink is a Lesbian on a Motorcycle of the Day

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It’d be obvious to talk about how girls with motorbikes are all lesbians and that Pink isn’t actually a lesbian but a man on a motorcycle because she likes the way it vibrates on her balls, but I don’t think there’s any proof that this bitch eats pussy, other than the way she looks, and who really cares if she fucks girls with her oversized clit, it doesn’t really change anything in my life.

The truth is that I love girls who ride motorbikes, they look like they’d be down to fuck, it’s the kind of roughness you want in a woman. I am not talking about 300 pound women in chaps who scratch their asses, I am talking about the ones in tight leather catsuits with their tits busting out of her top while riding their bikes. That’s the masculinity you want in a woman, not only can she fix your carb and likes adventure, but also likes to fuck because of the constant vibration on her cunt making her always horny. Women are the keepers of sex and usually not always horny and need to be stroked the right way to get up in them, and I guess if they are more like dudes on the inside and not at all like dudes on the outside the relationship will involve beer drinking, lots of sex and a lot less headaches.

Here’s Pink riding her bike, lookin like a man.

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Posted in:Lesbian|Motorcycle|Pink

2008

May

Topanga From Boy Meets World Talks About Being a Party Slut of the Day

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Some pictures of Danielle Fischel from Boy Meets World making out with a girl at a party hit the internet last week and that’s when I realized that the wholesome child star who was never all that hot but who was marketed as the hot chick and confused teenage boys into thinking she was hot grew up to bemore fun than most girls I know, but that’s just because the party sluts don’t talk to me and I am stuck with fat chicks and whores who only dyke out of money and when they do dyke out for money it smells because they don’t really take good care of themselves, they are too busy trying to get high.

Danielle Fischel from Boy Meets World was interviewed on some radio station where she shows them her bra and panties, announces her tits size, tells everyone that her pussy is bald, that it looks like a ziploc bag, that she likes drinking and gambling and that her boyfriend when she was 19 used to beat her up. After some research it turns out that she was dating Lance Bass and Corey from Boy Meets World and I figure it could be either of them, since Lance Bass is gay and hates women and since Corey from Boy Meets World is just a miserable fuck who has to live with being Corey from Boy Meets World and doesn’t mind beating up chicks to make him feel like a real man, since for the rest of his life he’s going to be a little gay 12 year old and he knows it.

Either way, listen to the interview, I thought it was a national holiday and I don’t understand why other people are working because it’s fuckin’ up my day off cuz assholes are emailing me to post like I am some kind of dancing monkey and it’s expected while you all sit at home. Fuck you.

Posted in:Danielle Fischel|Lesbian|Topanga