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2007

07

Nov

I am – Megan Fox Has Hard Nipples of the Day

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Megan Fox is pretty much one of the hottest actors in Hollywood right now and that’s not really saying much because I am more of a model kind of guy than an actor kind of guy, so I don’t get too excited about actors or singers being hot ever, but then again I don’t get excited for much, not even Christmas.

The reason I don’t like actors is that they remind me of circus performers. They are convinced that they’ve got some kind of talent because they can make themselves cry on demand or memorize words, and the industry pats them on the back because it lines their pockets, stroking the actor’s egos, making them think they are way more important to the world than they really are. My neighbor’s kid cries on demand every time his dad hits him and I heard him reciting the alphabet the other day so dude may be 3 but he could be the next Hayden Panettiere, he just has to grow his hair out.

The other reason I don’t like actors is because they are short and in an ideal world, girls would have legs that pretty much end at my face and models do. The model lifestyle is also a lot more interesting to me because they go out and party, do a lot of drugs, sit on beaches because their work is about as demanding as just showing up on time, and if they are big enough, they set the time they start and they make insane money for just being hot.

Either way, here are Megan Fox’s nipples that the dude from 90210 sucks, and better cherish the fucking moment, because she’ll eventually realize that he’s a joke and even if he’s got a big dick, she’ll be movin’ on to less embarrassing dudes because she won’t need their failure to make her feel better about her career, cuz that shit’s about to pop.


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2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin' Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.


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2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin’ Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.


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2007

08

Oct

I am – Megan Fox and her Boyfriend of the Day

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I am always happy to see Megan Fox with her boyfriend, mainly for you because it gives losers like you hope that one day you will bag a hot chick. I know that in Megan Fox’s case she was probably diddling herself to David on 90210 when she was growing up so for her she’s living the fuckin’ dream and that no girl has ever diddled herself for you, so your Megan Fox will never come out of the woodwork and sweep you out of your shitty fucking life, but at least there’s hope and delusion is just as good as reality because at least you believe it and if you believe it then it’s truth. See how fuckin’ deep I am, and it’s all because Megan Fox and David from 90210 bring out my internal philosopher, it’s got nothing to do with you inspiring me because you don’t inspire anyone, you don’t even inspire your mother enough to admit that you came from her pussy.

Bonus: Megan Fox Ass in Denim


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2007

29

Aug

I am – Megan Fox Getting Free Shit She Could Pay for Anyways of the Day

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I’m entering my first year of college in a week or so and had to go confirm my registration yesterday afternoon. I’m not looking forward to college to be honest, but if anything it will provide me with good writing in the form of sleeping with my professors, going to keg parties and lots of “experimenting” with drugs and members of the same sex. Although it’s not really experimenting anymore when you do it every weekend.

While most of my friends drove off to state college earlier this month in their new cars their parents bought them , o go live in apartments their parents also pay for, I am living at home, going to community college and don’t even have my license yet. If I was smart or good at sports I may have got a scholarship and since fucking people isn’t a highschool class (yet), I guess I’m shit out of luck in the area of financial aid.

This is the part where I would normally link the photos to what I just wrote about, and you would either laugh or write some cry baby comment about what I wrote, but I can’t think of anything right now, so here’s a shit load of Megan Fox pictures with her looking like a sexy student.

Go beat off. The End.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

27

Aug

I am – Jail Bait and Whores at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

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I was at a house party on the weekend with a friend of mine and we were outside on the patio when this loser came up to us. He didn’t say anything at first. He just stood there listening to our conversation, staring blankly. After about 3 minutes of this, there was a break in our conversation and a moment of silence. I guess jackass thought he would use this as his “in” to start talking to us and of all things he could say, blurted out “So, you have 2 beers, huh?” pointing at the beer I had in each hand.

I looked at my friend, and my friend looked at me, and he just stood there very please with himself, with a look on his face that suggested he actually thought this introduction to our conversation was going to get him some pussy. Now generally I try not to be a bitch when it comes to guys coming up to me, but in this case, I couldnt help myself and i laughed in his face. I know not all of you are Don Juan, and I will pretty much sleep with anyone who is a 6/10 or above, but even I like there to be a little effort in the initial pick up sometimes. Why not just say “So, I see your wearing shoes.” or “Hey, you have hair, I like that in a women.” You get the point. I honestly would have been more receptive to “Nice shirt, wanna fuck?”

One more example of why guys like you will be virgins until you die, or until you finally breakdown and pay a whore with the money you have been saving in your piggy bank, which ever comes first.

Here’s some pics from the Teen Choice awards. Virgin or not, none of these girls will ever sleep with you, ever. And yeah, some of these chicks are borderline Jail Bait, but you are a Perv and are into that type of thing.

Aimee Teegarden

Audrina Partridge

Jessica Alba

Megan Fox

Sophia Bush

Vanessa Hudgens


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2007

08

Aug

I am – Megan Fox in a Pink Dress of the Day

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Megan Fox

Julien and I share alot of sex stories and he got a little pissed at me the other night when I told him about one of my recent adventures, and decided to write about it today.

I was talking to a Marie-Eve about this guy that she slept with the other night. He was going down on her forever and he wasn’t even close to getting her off. She said that he was actually pretty bad at giving head but he kept trying and trying. I asked her why she let it go on so long and she goes “Well, he was really hot.”

Now I’m far from being the cunnilingus expert. I mean I’m COMPLETELY on the other side of the fucking coin. I wouldn’t go down there unless I was fucked up on a cocktail of GHB, ecstasy and A LOT of alcohol.

And if she also had the body of man.

And a dick.

And didn’t have a vagina.

The point is though I don’t care how fucking hot you are, if you suck at something really important (like giving head) I’m going to fire your ass. If you suck, you are pretty much dead to me. This isn’t exclusive to head of course. Take Megan Fox. She’s all hot and shit and has a nice rack but she is awful. I mean she was the worst thing about that Transformers movie (the second worst thing was when I realized that there was NOT going to be a sex scene between Optimus Prime and Shia Laboeuf.) She is currently filming a new movie but I think she should save us a little pain and fucking quit now.

I bet she gives good head though.

Smooch!

Julien

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2007

13

Jul

I am – Megan Fox is Hot Shit of the Day

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I went and saw Transformers for the afternoon show the other day, and was introduced to Megan Fox. I’m not sure where she came from, but she’s my new favourite actress and not because of her acting skills. I can’t really comment on her acting because I’m not a fucking acting coach and I’m and 18 year old girl and pretty much believe anything anyone tells me anyways. She’s doesn’t have implants yet, she’s doesn’t have the body of a skeleton, and she doesn’t have stupid vanilla blonde stripes that look like somebody peed bleach on her hair. She’s my kind of gal. Jesus doesn’t think shes that hott, but he’s a fatass who is way to critical of other people. I still love him tho.

I forgot to set my alarm last night didn’t wake up until 9 (I wanted to get up at 8). I’ve been seeing this guy on and off and we got into a huge argument because he thinks I’m a nice girl, but I have a heart that’s made of ice and I don’t really deny that because all my life I’ve had people and guys walk the fuck all over me while I just stood there and took it and now I’m at the point where the only person in the world I rely on is myself, and maybe Jesus if I need advice on how to hot wire a car.

I know of the 7 people reading this right now, 1 is a women, 2 are loser virgins who live at home with their mom. The other 4 fall into 2 catagories, the first being guys who don’t give a fuck about anybody but themselves, and will pretty much feel that way until they realize they are gonna die old and alone. The last category , the one where the guy I’m talking about sits, is good looking guys with money who believe in love in romance and want you to give your heart to them or some bullshit, and when you don’t treat you like shit because of it. Dating sucks and I hate you all.

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Megan Fox isn't that Hot and is Banging David from 90210 of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Megan Fox at some airport with her lame fucking boyfriend from the other day. The reason I am posting these is because I often think a girl is hot until realizing who they are banging and then I get totally turned the fuck off of them. This bitch is all the rage lately and everyone wants a piece of her and all I can see in this pictures is a half decent girl with shitty fucking tattoos that match her useless boyfriend’s shitty fucking tattoos together making a couple that is not so hot and desirable but wealthy in shitty tattoos.

It seems like girls who all the guys find hot and worth around consistently go out and find the biggest fucking cunt out there as a way to make us all feel like bigger losers than we already are. I remember meeting this girl when I was in my 20s who had everything going for her, a job, money, looks, an education and was probably the best lap dance the city had to fucking offer, but one day while smoking a cigarette outside the club she worked at, I saw her get into the car with some asshole in a tracksuit. At first I thought that dude was just her driver but a month later I saw her at a club with him and a few weeks after that I saw them holding hands walking downtown together and I realized that this bundle of hair gel and muscles and a tattoo that said “Italia # 1” was actually her boyfriend. It made getting a lap dance from her a struggle, because no matter how bad I loved her naked and grinding on me for 10 dollars a song, I couldn’t get over that she was involved with that dude. Eventually, I would only get dances from her out of spite, it was like a “Hate Fuck” but a little more expensive and a little less naked on my part.

Either way, I know that I am not as popular as David from 90210. I know that he’s been banging pretty decent lookin’ bitches since his last role as David on 90210, 10 years ago, but the only reason for that is because girls in their mid 20s grew up wanting his cock and now they are living out that dream while he is a hell of a lot more accessible. Megan Fox was a nobody up until this Transformers shit hit, so hopefully this new role as the hottest bitch in movies of the summer will open her up to some new cock that is a little easier for people like me to stomach. Until then she’s not a hot slut I want to see more of, she’s just wasted pussy on some useless f-lister, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to see her get stuffed like a Turkey on Thanksgiving….let’s just hope this Brian Austin Green asshole isn’t giving her acting tips.

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Megan Fox isn’t that Hot and is Banging David from 90210 of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Megan Fox at some airport with her lame fucking boyfriend from the other day. The reason I am posting these is because I often think a girl is hot until realizing who they are banging and then I get totally turned the fuck off of them. This bitch is all the rage lately and everyone wants a piece of her and all I can see in this pictures is a half decent girl with shitty fucking tattoos that match her useless boyfriend’s shitty fucking tattoos together making a couple that is not so hot and desirable but wealthy in shitty tattoos.

It seems like girls who all the guys find hot and worth around consistently go out and find the biggest fucking cunt out there as a way to make us all feel like bigger losers than we already are. I remember meeting this girl when I was in my 20s who had everything going for her, a job, money, looks, an education and was probably the best lap dance the city had to fucking offer, but one day while smoking a cigarette outside the club she worked at, I saw her get into the car with some asshole in a tracksuit. At first I thought that dude was just her driver but a month later I saw her at a club with him and a few weeks after that I saw them holding hands walking downtown together and I realized that this bundle of hair gel and muscles and a tattoo that said “Italia # 1” was actually her boyfriend. It made getting a lap dance from her a struggle, because no matter how bad I loved her naked and grinding on me for 10 dollars a song, I couldn’t get over that she was involved with that dude. Eventually, I would only get dances from her out of spite, it was like a “Hate Fuck” but a little more expensive and a little less naked on my part.

Either way, I know that I am not as popular as David from 90210. I know that he’s been banging pretty decent lookin’ bitches since his last role as David on 90210, 10 years ago, but the only reason for that is because girls in their mid 20s grew up wanting his cock and now they are living out that dream while he is a hell of a lot more accessible. Megan Fox was a nobody up until this Transformers shit hit, so hopefully this new role as the hottest bitch in movies of the summer will open her up to some new cock that is a little easier for people like me to stomach. Until then she’s not a hot slut I want to see more of, she’s just wasted pussy on some useless f-lister, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to see her get stuffed like a Turkey on Thanksgiving….let’s just hope this Brian Austin Green asshole isn’t giving her acting tips.

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