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Archive for the Nipple Category

2009

18

Dec

Sharon Stone’s Old Hard Nipple of the Day

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After seeing Sharon Stone’s face slowly melt off, her neck weathered as shit, it’s almost embarrassing admitting that I still jerk off to screen shots of her pussy from Basic Instinct, but unfortunately for me, compared to the other things I’ve jerked off to over the years, her old weathered pussy is actually acceptable. I mean there have been real desperate times where real weird shit has gone down that I don’t necessarily ever want to talk about, but I’ll give you a hint and that hint is Rosie O’Donnell in that movie where she was in dominatrix gear and that’s not even scratching the surface of the dark places I’ve been with my dick…..together we are modern day explorers who never have to leave my couch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|old|Sharon Stone

2009

11

Dec

Tila Tequila’s Intentional Nipple Slip Two Days Late of the Day

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I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|Tila Tequila

2009

19

Nov

Claire Danes See Thru Dress at Some Premiere of the Day

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Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.

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Posted in:Claire Danes|Nipple|See Thru

2009

17

Nov

Cheryl Burke and her See Thru Shirt of the Day

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Here’s some dog faced Dancing with the Stars dancer who was destined to be a stripper giving lap dances saving up for new tits, but something went wrong in the plan and made her rich and famous on TV instead but at least she hasn’t lost touch with where she’s supposed to be right now, you know showing off her tits, what her destiny had planned for her to be doing, before getting all ambitious and going against the natural path paved for her, and I guess we should celebrate it, despite how shitty her tits are, because there’s nothing worse than a whore not embracing the very things that make her a whore by pretending to be above her whore behavior, making Cheryl Burke one to look out for and here are her nipples.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Nipple|See Thru

2009

09

Nov

Eva Mendes And Her Nipple Go To A Party of the Day

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I love Eva Mendes tits, at least I loved them in one of the movies she showed them in, because as a Hispanic, showin tit is the only way to get work, unless you are America Ferrera, in which case staying fucking clothed is the only way to get work, seriously, I heard she went from producer to producer in auditions threatening to get naked if they didn’t give her the part, and I guess they had to do what they had to do to save their brains from being tainted and that’s got nothing to do with Eva Mendes or her pointy lookin’ nipple….

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Posted in:Eva Mendes|Nipple

2009

29

Oct

Heidi Klum Chocolate Covered Nipple of the Day

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I guess after having Seal’s chocolate milk all over her face, all over her womb, all over her ass, all over her stomach, in her mouth, on her tits and pretty much everywhere else his massive black garden hose could reach her hot German body, it was only natural for her to do this photoshoot.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Nipple

2009

28

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Got a Shitty Hard Nipple of the Day

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Twilight is the new kiddie porn, or porn designed for kids and shit is all the fucking rage. This past weekend I caught my friend watching the shit when I showed up to his house by surprise and motherfucker acted more awkward, embarrassed and uncomfortable than I did the time my stepdaugther caught me on the floor of her room sniffing a pair of her panties and jerking off to a picture of Britney Spears when she was 16. Seriously, shit is like a long played out emo music video that gets little girls wet and for that, they should shut down production of the movie, send the producers to jail for trying to seduce underage girls, and save the rest of us from serious garbage that I can’t believe even exists.

Here’s one of the stars, Ashley Greene and her a shitty hard nipple while lost on her way to a meeting, but at least her nipple isn’t as shitty as the project that made her nipple even allowed on the Paramount lot to meet with high powered execs to advance her career.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Nipple|Twilight

2009

19

Oct

Nicky Hilton and her Shitty See Thru of the Day

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I have tried to convince the other celebrity blogs who sometimes answer my emails that we need to stop writing about Paris Hilton or posting pictures of her, not because we have the power to make her irrelevant, but because I like to think we do. The good news I don’t post shit about her, so that pretty much makes her non existent to me and that’s good enough, so I wasn’t going to post these Nicky Hilton shitty see thru pictures, thinking that maybe this was Paris Hilton’s way back into the limelight she never deserved, you know figuring out a way to exploit her ugly sister who was envious of her to get out there and get some coverage to pave the way for her big reveal, but figured that I shouldn’t get so emotionally invovled in all this, they spend no time thinking about me, so I shouldn’t waste my time thinking about them, and get back to just posting these cunts and laughing at their stupidity.

That said, here’s Nicky Hilton and a REAL shitty see thru.

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Posted in:Nicky Hilton|Nipple|See Thru

2009

01

Oct

Eva Longoria Shows Some Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

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Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read.

What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.

Either way, the Russians or English behind this photoshoot released a pic of her nipple peakin out, I’m pretty sure her reps would put an end to this if they could, but when you fuck with Russia or England, they play by their own rules…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Nipple

2009

27

Sep

Sophie Monk Bikini Titty Slip of the Day

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Sophie Monk released some posed bikini pictures with her nipple exposed. Her quest to fame is getting more and more desperate and that is a good thing because it means more and more nudity.

This is the kind of post that is pretty much hot enough to make my day and I don’t mean make my day in personal celebrity sexual fetish satisfaction, because I hate celebrities, but in terms of posting pictures of celebrities on the internet for idiots who still like reading and seeing pictures of celebrities, because apparently there are still some of you out there. Meaning I don’t have to post anything else today because we’ve got pretty much all we need with Sophie Monk tit.

This post may even be the post of the fuckin’ week since celebrity nudity is drying up almost as fast as Sophie Monk’s career, but before it fully fades into obscurity, she’s willing to pull all kinds of stunts, trying all she can to remind us she is still around, and it is workng because with a dry career comes a wet pussy in effort to lube up opportunities and by opportunity I mean producer cock.

I guess I technically never have to post, it’s not like this is my fucking job or anything, it’s just what I do to remind myself that living my own life is a waste of time when I can post pictures of other assholes who I fucking hate, despite the fact that I’d totally fuck….

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Bikini|Nipple|Sophie Monk