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Archive for the Nipple Category

2009

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Shirt May Be See Thru, I Just Don’t Have Good Enough Eyes of the Day

I can’t really tell if I actually see nipples in these pictures, I figured I’d post them cuz it looks like those are nipples, even though I’m done with Rihanna and as an industry leader and trendsetter, excited to say that so are the rest of you and that it is only a matter of time when the rest of the world catches on and gives up on her too, forcing her to spend all her money stupidly over the next 5 years thinking something will eventually hit and pay out, but forcing her to head back to Barbados to work the beaches selling blowjobs like she did back when she was just 14 years old with a dream.

Sure, no one follows my lead, not even the retarded immigrant who I try to get to do stupid stunts to entertain me, so she’s probably here to stay, and here are her little pierced tits, to make keep her semi-relevant, I guess.

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Nipple|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

10

Aug

Kate Moss’ Nipples Hang with Shitty People of the Day

I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Lily Allen|Nipple

2009

05

Aug

Jennifer Aniston has Hard Nipple of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is showing all you girls what it took her to get a career and what made Friends a success amongst men and that’s a set of hard fuckin nipples, they proved to be the best distraction from her busted greek nose, I mean before she got that shit sorted out at her plastic surgeon, I mean combined with the fact that as a Greek, she has an extra gland in her anus that makes lubricates anal and makes for smooth fuckin’ sailing….the last post I wrote on this bitch was a hell of a lot better and I don’t feel like repeating myself…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Nipple

2009

29

Jul

Rihanna’s Nipple Pasties Ruins My Fun of the Day

I was talking to a guy from Barbados about Rihanna, since she’s Barbados pride and joy and everyone knows everyone there, so his friends were friends with some of her friends and he told me that when she comes back home she stays at the single most exclusive resort on the island, she doesn’t stay back in the shanty with her family, it’s like bitch forgot where she came from and is too good for them or some shit.

It turns out she’s too good for showing us her tit, because she’s gone so far as to not wear a bra in a see thru shirt but decides to wear nipple pasties so none of us perverts can see what’s goin’ down.

Cunt. If it wasn’t for singing, she’d be selling blowjobs to tourists and not even the tourists who stay at the luxurious resort she stays at, I’m talking tourists who stay in the bottom feeder hotels, so bitch needs to get some perspective….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Nipple|Pasties|Rihanna|See Through

2009

26

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson and Her Hard Pregnant Nipples of the Day

Kendra Wilkinson’s got some hard nipples on her hard implants at the beginning of what will be a hard pregnancy because of the HPV, since she’s a whore. There’s nothing quite like a set of useless pregnant chick implants, I mean other than a set of useless mom impants, because watching a baby’s face after struggling to suck milk out of his mommy, only to come up empty, cuz shit is dryer than her pussy when she used to try to get turned on by Hefner, is amazing, but not as amazing as when the kid is old enough to use Wikipedia to find out his mom’s a fuckin’ whore….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Nipple|Pregnant

2009

18

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Hard Nipple Picks Up Her Kid at School of the Day

Elle Macpherson’s nipple is hard which is a real coincidence because so is my clit of a dick which I pitch to girls as less work than a real dick and that usually gets me me a laugh, sure it’s not an orgasm, making all this pineapple I’ve been eating pretty much obsolete, but I guess a laugh is better than escorted out of the club.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Nipple

2009

09

Jun

Meital Dohan is and Israeli Actress in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know much about Israel. I do know it’s a country that was built on some Arab country’s land to give Jews a home because the world felt bad about them during the Holocaust.

I have a few friends from the local Starbucks who got to visit Israel for free because they were Jewish and some organization wanted to brainwash them into feeling guilty that they weren’t in Israel defending their promised land.

I hear they have good beaches, hot bitches, and that Israeli Jews are more hardcore, fun and interesting that North American jews who are whiny, wheezy, wimpy and have this superiority complex and think the rest of the world doesn’t exist, making them annoying to be stuck behind in line, or serving in a restaurant, not to mention a lot of the girls look like rats, with their weird hook noses, eyes that are too close together and health issues all from inbreeding, I mea some of them have dad’s who were smart enough to marry a non-Jew to get some new genes in the pool, or are nice enough to buy beauty with plastic surgery, the right clothes, and weekly hair appointments, so they aren’t ALL gremlin-lookin motherfuckers…

So I have no idea who Meital Dohan is, but she’s an Israeli actress, she’s on the beach and here tit is falling out of her bikini and it’s alright….

Video Via: ProseBeforeHos

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Meital Dohan|Nipple

2009

02

Jun

Lily Allen Brings Out Her Tit to an Event of the Day

Lily Allen is really negligent with her tit lately, but I guess not as negligent as she was with her uterus last year when she mysteriously got pregnant than wasn’t pregnant.

I wrote a post on this subject yesterday, when she was caught tanning and rubbing a chick down topless I figure I don’t need to go into an analysis of Lily Allen’s sour milk filled tits a second day in a row…so look at the pictures while I hate myself for having to post on Lily Allen tits instead of sucking on real tits like I want to be doing right now.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple|Tit

2009

22

May

Kate Moss’ Fashion Line for Topshop’s Got Nipple of the Day

I downloaded these pics of Kate Moss’ new line at some store called Topshop blindly, thinking they’d all be of nipple, I was wrong. It happens. Often.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple|Topshop

2009

13

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Got A Little Nipple of the Day

I remember trying to convince a girl I was dating to get herself an IUD, or to get on the fuckin’ pill, because we don’t want to get her pregnant and I always cut holes in the comdoms so that they’d accidentally break, because she was the kind of girl who always insisted on using condoms, even after dating for 4 months monogamously, and I’d want that natural feeling. At first, I’d only do it on special occassions, like on my birthday, or on Saturday nights after drinking or getting high, knowing the sex would be awesome and she’d be in good enough spirits to no notice, but then I got hooked ont he skin on skin feeling, so was staging the broken condom shit every second day, until one day, I got sloppy and she walked in on my tampering with the fuckin’ goods, only to freak the fuck out for me “jeopardizing” her pussy, and she never spoke to me again, except for the time she called me threatening my life because she failed the papsmear and I’d given her HPV. The “these things happen” rationale didn’t really go over very well.

That story has nothing to do with Hayden Panettiere.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Nipple